/heem/

I'm sorry spamchad I don't want to get banned again. You heemboys are my only friends.

Is this the thread?

Y'all ain't about that mall life

I'm giving you the license to use it though.

Dillon Danis live in Askren's head rent free it's honestly impressive how easily he got in Askren's head.

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Elias and Danis are in the same weight class
Who wins this superfight? Who wins the story?

I've watched every event for the past 7 years and I have no idea who the fuck pillen anus is.

>I'm not only the greatest Heavyweight ever, I might actually be the greatest fighter of all tkme
>Stipe has no chance, I am the better fighter
>There's nothing he can do to me in there, I hit harder, I wrestle better, I have better cardio
>I am the P4P King, #1
>With this second victory over Stipe there's nothing left to prove, I will ride off into the sunset
>Legacy lasts forever, everything else fades away

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>P-pettis said something mean about me on an embedded. Instead of confronting him about it I'm going to cry about it on Twitter to get good boy points
Plebbit incarnate

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Jessica Bate-Estaca

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram
>Faggy Shartin

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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He's a nobody who revs up ufc fighters somehow. One he's pissed off that I can name off the top of my head are Khabib, Woodley, and Askren. Probably more to come too.

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Legacy fades too though

Khabib has beaten every significant fighter Tony has beaten + Conor
Khabib is undefeated

The super tie breaker is Michael Johnson
Tony holds the L
Khabib holds the W

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Do eurodags like stipe more or less because he and his fans like to pretend that he is european?

>Sperg can't understand sarcasm
And I'm not talking about bathroom ben

Big facts

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Kek

PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OH NO NO NO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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no forgay jesus

All bums? Lol dustinhammad "allah" porierprophet will fucking behead this infidel live on TV with a rusty scimitar after holding him down with the Kuwait Krisskross for 25 minutes.

Thank you Diaz for cucking Leon Edwards. Diaz-Masvidal is the fight to make. Send Edwards boring bum ass back to the prelims.

What an absolute war. Top 5 heavyweight fights all time?

Yeah ok dude you dont need to post it every 5 minutes

Apologize

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UFC champions evaluated based on whether they could or could not pick up thots at the mall:
Cringejudo: couldn't
Min: couldn't
Khabib: probably couldn't
Snoozeman: definitely couldn't
Whittaker: could
Jones: could
Stipe: couldn't
Nunes: could

oh aytch

DC is a fucking cheat

Uhhh, no have you seen a Smoliakov highlight reel?

embarrassing

Aaaaaaaa herb dean is an eternal nigger for not stopping right there
Im still pissed off

I think Henry could pick up 5 foot 180 lbs latina bloatwhales

based fat baldie

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>herb the company man staring right at it and doing nothing
imagine muh shock

Edwards would beat both Diaz AND Masvidal. Lol.

>sometimes you get what you ask for and when you get it, when you really get it like he’s gonna get it on Saturday, now you’ve got to live with that. It’s gonna take a very, very tough man to bounce back from what I do to Stipe on Saturday night

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what about their ability to pick up men?

This bollocks here is why he lost, he was acting like an utter gimp in the build up

Dustbin was finished by Michael Johnson and Conor McGregor already, both of which have been finished by Khabib.

If this were a spartan hierarchy, Dustbin wouldn't even be allowed to ascend those sacred steps to challenge Khabib without getting at least one of those L's back.

Dustbin gets flattened and massacred on foreign soil, bloodied and crucified to ancient desert tribes as Khabib will be carried atop golden chariot by conquered leaders of fallen tribes like Genghis fucking Khan.

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GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
STIPE STIPE STIPE STIP
STIP STIPE STIPE STIPE

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early stoppage, I wanted a Jon-esque burial

Cringejudo: could
Min: genocided weightcut Min could pose as a twink. Could.
Khabib: haram
Snooze: he couldn't pick up any person of either gender
Whittaker: could but wouldn't want to
Jones: could if it helped him get ahead somehow
Stipe: same as Usman
Nunes and Andrade: could pick up only desperate incels
Valentina: could

come on man lol

>ding ding ding
>fuck herb dean
>also stipe is the best ever

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He already took an L from Masvidal for talking shit without being able to back it up

>romanticizing another MAN like this
Yikes

>oh I'm a clean fighter, unlike jones
>*holds towel*
>*eyepokes repeatedly*

DC is a fucking nigger

I don't get why he didn't panic shoot after getting tagged the first time

Gays actually fuck anything that has a dick because 90% of gays are bottoms so there's a shortage of people willing to put their dick in them

Stipe should have clipped Herb for good measure, stupid fucking bastard

Impressive irish hog though, look at that thing

Imagine if Khabib saw this meme and slapped your fan boy face for posting it lol

With the power of black (italian) women stipe has won
Let that sink in

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Stipe is indisputably the goat ufc hw at this point

never beat Bob Sapp

Sad to say but this is fact. He cried about Jon being a big meanie but did pretty much everything Jon ever did minus winning

Cormier was just a good you for the ufc

I'd make an argument for Randy Couture but Stipe's wins are so much more significant even his pre-Championship wins are exceptional, only Jon Jones has a better resume

isn't ngannou the only fighter he beat who isn't a literal generation x'er?

he was gassed from the bodyshots and took a clean punch from a large man. once i saw the spittle fly i knew it was pretty much over, he was out of it like the jon headkick, no real defense

Ngannou is 32

>tfw the fraudulent DC meme of being a """Champion""" is finally over

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the only fighter with a better resume than stipe is jon jones? of all fighters all divisions? hard disagree with that my man.

You're a real retard

>Triple C: walks around mall wearing both belts and his gold medal, asks thot "Do you like Gold? Cuz I'm the golden boy baby." Thot giggles, Triple C seals the deal in his car

>Max Holloway: wears obnoxious NBA logo bomber jacket, sees thot, says: "ay baybee the yooeffsee give me love dana give me love hawai standup hahahahaha" thot doesn't know what the fuck he's saying but laughs and gives it up after seeing his hog

>Khabib: GOAT LW game, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, hot thots think he's hard to get, also doesn't eat pork which is sexy

>Usman: giant hog game, African accent game, crazy bush rituals loud laughing, white chicks with phat ass would probably let him impregnate

>Whitaker: basically anyone from Australia has game, this is uncontrovertible fact, if your wingman mate is Australian you should basically just resign to getting the second pick on the night or his sloppy seconds

>Jones: the mind game is strong with this one, would probably bag some really fine twisted thot, also has penchant for strippers and coke so party thots would dig him

>Stipe: enormous dude with cauliflower ears that could beat up literally anyone in the mall of course he's getting butt

>Nunes: if I saw her at the mall, I'd holla

and everyone else stipe beat is 40 something years old lol. hw and lhw are terrible

Coture didn't have the title defenses that Stipe had or a win streak as long as Stipe has had (Couture's high is 4 while Stipe's is 6) and Couture never beat any HWs as good as Stipe has fought. Couture lost to Barnett, Lesnar, and Nogueira. Also, on the path to Couture's first HW belt he beat a young Vitor who definitely isn't a legit HW. Couture was really more a LHW than HW.

Who cares? They can fight and heavyweight mostly is guys entering their peaks in the earlier to mid 30s

HW has always been full of boomers. Not saying Stipe is the goat, just the hw goat in the ufc.

It was sloppy and uninspiring.

Name one fighter stipe couldn't beat I'll wait

Oh no wait I actually won't because you can't so ummmm bye!

Here I present you the tale of Khabib padded record before joining the UFC:
1-Vusal Bayramov 0-0 at the time, currently 2-5
2-Shamil Abdulkerimov 0-0 at the time, currently 4-3
3-Ramazan Kurbanismailov 0-0 at the time, currently 12-4-2
4-Magomed Magomedov 0-3 at the time, currently 3-8
5-Eldar Eldarov 0-0 at the time, currently 11-1
6-Said Akhmed 0-0 at the time, currently 0-1
7-Shakhbulat Shamkhalaev 2-0 at the time, currently 11-3-1
8-Ali Bagov 2-1 at the time, currently 27-10
9-Vitaly Ostrovskiy 5-5 at the time, currently 9-13
10-Alexander Agafonov 4-2 at the time, currently 5-4
11-Said Khalilov 13-9 at the time, currently 13-13
12-Ashot Shahinyan 0-2 at the time, currently 2-5
13-Kadzhik Abadzhyan 1-1 at the time, currently 3-6
14-Hamiz Mamedov 4-2 at the time, currently 8-3
15-Vadim Sandulitsky 0-0 at the time, currently 11-4
16-Arymarcel Santos 28-22 at the time, currently 41-36

59 wins and 47 losses in total
6 opponents had a magnificent record of 0-0, with a special mention to Vadim Sandulitsky who as a 0-0 fighter had to face a 14-0 Khabib
6 opponents have a negative winrate today

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For heavyweight fights it was definitely one of the best, but there have definitely been better (Bigfoot vs Hunt is still the goat HW fight).

DC wins the story of the re-rematch

Werdum, JDS, Overeem were all prime early 30's which is the peak of experience + athleticism for almost all fighters

that just means he's willing to fight anybody, even when the risk vs reward isn't there Kebab is still in the cage

Wow Khabib must've really hurt them if they can't win now

>DC beats Stipe and Jones, crushes the story, retires as GOAT

Anyone else want this to happen, or just me

thats a funny way to say can crusher

However, I believe Coture won more total HW title fights (6 to Stipe's 5) and did so over a much longer period. Hard to say but Randy is a fucking legend

18 days until Diarrheabib opens his throat wide for Dustin Poirier

stefan struve

Every record with pre-UFC wins is padded.

Khabib is 11-0 in UFC wins, when most fighters are barely 3-1 or 2-2

Jds cain trilogy was great

Werdum was 37 you goof

he's like 11-0 in the ufc though so what's your point?

He fought those cans to pad his record like a boxer would

Never seen a post on 4channel that made it more obvious that the author was a colossal faggot

DC is a faggot and none of that shit ever happens LOL

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Stipe is now 37
Werdum got better with age ya moron
Beating exploading cain and proving he speaks better spanish mexicna than him was what destroyed cain

wat overeem literally had about 10 KO losses when he fought stipe

none of those were in their prime, i like Stipe but come on son

nate vs conor 3 is next.

Poirier will ERASE Kebab

Yeah it's hard to compare because Couture was fighting when the Heavyweight title was still decided based on the winner of a tournament rather than the current ranking/prize-fighting system the ufc uses. Couture was a legend accomplishment wise, but he fought in a weak era for HW tbqh.

Wait WHAT whoa! Thanks for clarifying! Now if I may be so bold: what's your fucking point, asshole?

>beat Werdum as a champion

>not his prime

Nearly every win Khabib has had in the UFC from Abel Trujillo to Pat Healy are when they were on 6 and 7 fight win streaks. Even Iaquinta was on a 5 KO win streak (including over Jorge Masvidal and Diego Sanchez).

He has always been fed high danger low notoriety fighters designed to take him out because the UFC never wanted a Muslim as Champion.

Santiago Ponzinibbio at 155 for instance would be a fight they would set up Khabib with right now pre-Championship, a low name guy but high winstreak high danger hoping he would eliminate Khabib.

Khabib is far from a "can crusher". It should be noted almost everyone who has been derailed by Khabib has spiraled downwards, he has basically ended all of his opponents careers.

uh no sweetie

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For me, it's UFC Washington DC.

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Thats a lot of words just to say can crusher

*fights dominick reyes*

I'm sorry about saying Max Hollloway couldn't pick up a ho at the mall, just don't be so mean ok

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Based

They will never fight btw, nor should they, "double champ" is a meme and already tired out

twitter.com/Mini_Khabib/status/1162833467702276096
Is this what a true mma fan looks like?

I'm training for the ufc.

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Real Recognize Real

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agreed, this isn't boxing with weight classes every other kilogram, if you're a double champ it essentially means you're a massive cutbabby that finally fought at their correct weight and won

Not the same user but you kind of proved his point

Overeem was 41-14 when he fought Stipe. He had had 9 KO/TKO losses prior.

Before Stipe, he had had 4 wins in a row (which you showed in your post); but of course prior to those 4 he had lost 3 of his last 4 (which you conveniently cropped)

Remember UFC Rewards? They would post videos of fans on youtube and they would get made fun of in the comments mostly making fun of them for paying for the ufc

He's such a phony this is much less about giving Kudos to Stipe than it is about destroying DC's legacy as much as he can

This is a sinister man

And that's a good thing

That over half his record is padded dumbass. What was unclear about that?

The man was literally called Ubereem and being hyped as a monster. Do you not remember? I clearly felt a tap in your comment just now.

How would Brendan draw in a return fight against Stipe? Keep in mind he has 1,000,000 followers on instagram and colby only has 200,000.

nah, thats a nigger

really, genius?

anyone in here train? 6'3" 280 lifelong wrestler just starting no gi bjj and muay thai. lets see those stats

and DC isn't a phony? le wholesome man who cheats to make weight and tries to blind his opponents?

No I think Overreem is a good fighter, especially the non natty version, but the other user said that he had 10 ko losses prior to stipe and this is true.

And just because they're hyped up by the UFC doesn't mean the fighters are good or the fights will be competitive.

I'd buy the PPV

more like lifelong american

Yes he recognizes his influence as a GOAT and that his words hold power, so he perfectly timed that comment to disintegrate DC's legacy with a single post. Nothing gets by you, user.

5'6" 325, my friends use me for "fat boy bowling"

Top kek

1"4 780 I control mma

>mfw somebody says Khabib won the third round and the story
streamable.com/cqs5u

6'9, 420 pounds, inverted dick. I solved MMA.

Why does Dana hate Washington DC so much.

this. khabib is 26-1 against literal 0-16 bums. poieramanajad is going to snake a sheikh sized shit log down his gullet using the lousianan lube (cayenne peppers)

Mini_Khabib will be an absolute legend to WMMA. You can bet on it.

there is zero chance dustbin beats khabob. very eager to see slips for poorier

Wilder vs Fury made the two fighters a combined $7 million dollars for a PPV with 325,000 buys.

Holloway vs Ortega made the two fighters less than $850k combined for a PPV with 300,000 buys.

Thawlts?

>thesportsdaily.com/2018/12/09/ufc-231-fighter-salaries-incentive-pay-attendance-gate-fox11/
>thesportsdaily.com/2018/12/09/ufc-231-fighter-salaries-incentive-pay-attendance-gate-fox11/

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Elias literally solved MMA. Imagine him vs Hall.
Reminder that his loss against Bumson was a legitimate robbery.

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Women's Strawweight bout: Cortney Casey vs. Virna Jandiroba[8]
overeem is on the card though

>Conor didn’t even hurt the old ma-

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>phony
DC was talking trash to him all fight week.

and in his next fight bumson got $190,000

>Uruguay took 17
Lol dat dere socialism is a b-b-b-east

5'11", 180lbs, yellow belt in karate but my hog game fierce

>MMA
>Real sport

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What the fuck am I reading

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Sometimes I forget some actual mentally ill people browse this site

wake up kumar

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lol milking the victim of crimes compo

It was pretty obvious he gave the old geezer a mild heem. Hope he got some money out of it

Wowwwwwwwww you mean a UFC fighter would actually hurt an old man if he sucker punched him?

>>>/box/
>>>/deadsport/
>>>/pillowtap/

How can you tell there's actually an eyepoke there?

#Fakenews
He's milking it so he gets money from the lawsuit. That punch couldn't hurt a baby.

AND KHABIBS RECORD IS REAL REAL PADDED

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Uh it's not actually that obvious, I'm sure there are fans that think Jones was giving Stipe a compliment when really it's all about dismantling DC in every way

DC and Stipe are 1 and 1 and DC's non-UFC HW resume' is as good as Stipe's

Not even close you caz

>get taxed twice fighting outside of the US on one of those shitter cards
that's brutal

>he's still got it
Nobody can take dat leff han

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Stipes being massively overrated again.

who poked yours in eyelet? Clearly a thumb to the eyeball

Its not a sucker punch if he got what was coming to him. You don’t disrespect the King’s nectar like that.

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DC is white

sometimes I forget no one gives a shit what I think too

the disclosure suit against the UFC is quite telling.

dana has done a good job manipulating contracts and underpaying fighters to build a $4B empire, and instead of actuallt pay fighters he is implimenting poverty centres ""performance institutes"" where he can scalp young homeless talents immediately into contracts and discard them as he pleases until he achieves new stars for pennies on the dollar.

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>he was very shook is an actual quote
why are the paddies such niggers

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Khabib took it

so is dogshit after few days

Stipe on Ariel's show now

He doesn't rev anyone. He's a clown

they identify with the high emotional empathy and lack of cognitive function

Khabib is a fucking cancrusher, kek. Dahmed Poiramanajad will scimitar slice this moron's throat.

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xD

Ariel singing Happy Birthday

Alright pick em

>Stipe vs. Prime Couture
>Jones vs. Prime Liddell
>Whitaker vs. Prime Silva
>Usman vs. Prime GSP
>Colby vs. Prime Hughes
>Holloway vs. Prime Aldo

would you rather be a schiz poster or a brit poster?

I think Dustbin has a very high chance of winning. Better chance than Canor ever did; however these spergs who are underrating Khabib make me want to support Khabib anymore. These were the same losers who thought Mcgregor had a legitimate chance

Is there a better quality? I'm not seeing it, I remember everyone thinking Magny got eye gouged but it was just a jab.

>fighting outside of the U.S
yeah ummmmm... No, snickerdoodle

Why is Colby there?

old man SHOOK

Gooby won another story

Imagine not being able to heem an old man

Nick turned the Natural Born Killer into the Natural Born Runner

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stipe
jones
silva
gsp
colby
holloway

Because he's the natty Goat caz, and he's also interim champ, and why the fuck not, just pick

>interim champ
Oh I forgot 189ers think this means something. Why don't you throw Condit in there while you're at it?

priscila cachoeira lost 3 in a row and already has another fight scheduled how do these wmma fighters do it

It's called having a contract

The Khabib vs Conor fight generated 2.4 million buys.

At $60 a buy, that is $144,000,000.00 revenue for the UFC, not including an additional gate of $17,188,894.67.

Even a $10 million dollar payday for Khabib is literal pennies on the dollar.

The gate alone covers the cost of production, event and distribution. The rest simply goes into the UFC's pocket.

Conor is a fucking bum lmao he lost to Nate Diaz. McBummer got a fluke KO against "The Diamond" and he has been undefeated since, only fighting real competitors and not just real estate agents and irish bums who can't even knock out 87 y/o geriatrics. Kumar is going to fucking cry when Dustin pisses all over his face in front of 1000000 moslems and proclaims himself Allah.

>Colby
>Over prime Hughes

Spotted the zoomer, you think Colby is going to wrestlefuck Matt Hughes?

>people calling conor pillowfist
Gave the guy the ol proper 12 day heem

Stipe
Chuck with the look in his eye
Bobby (will literally just be a redo of the Weidman scrap)
GSP
Colby
Aldo

Who do you think is Jones' second best win?

Your answer doesn't really matter, because whoever you pick is a much worse fighter than Renato Moicano, who Aldo just beat in like the 16th year of his career.

Now who's Jones' best win? Again, whoever you choose is worse than Edgar

>and he has been undefeated since
Objectively false you idiot

>Stipe
>Jones
>Silva
>GSP
>Colby
>Holloway

The UFC under old deals would only see 50% of pay per view revenue so cut that big number in half buddy boy

Jones' best win is unironically Gustafsson
His 2nd best win is Shogun

Cachoeira had a troubled childhood growing up, she use to play volleyball for Fluminense, but was stabbed in the back and removed from the team. In her youth Cachoeira's father refused to admit that she was his daughter, her brother-in-law sexually mollested her, and she discovered that her boyfriend was cheating on her.[2] In her 20s Cachoeira became addicted to crack cocaine, and would spend many years of her life as an addict before her mother finally managed to help her leave her addiction and turn to mixed martial arts.[3]

Cachoeira has a son born in 2013.[4] She was in a relationship with another woman until 2018, when they split up because her partner was spending all her money.[5] While recovering from her knee injury, Cachoeira's training was sponsered by Brazilian football club Vasco da Gama.[5]

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Anyone picking Colby has a sub 100 IQ

Oh, so you finally admit lying is wrong?

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>Not rating Hughes
Wewwwwwww dude was a monster

Aldo lost to Holloway twice, "b-b-but that was post-Conor Aldo!!!!" is just Aldofag cope

>using the words "proper" to describe the punch
You have to realise its all a big shill right guys?
It's all done to keep him relevant and allow him to promote his whisky.
They're all in on it

Is this a redditcord parody post?

You said Dustin has been undefeated since the loss to Mcgregor. Can you not read your own sentences?

Jones would destroy renato aldo and edgar your argument is invalid

>gets heemed into a living death by Deadie Canvarez who had just become the most clowned on fighter in the sport curtesy of the Goobster

Stipe beats jon

>Reminder that his loss against Bumson was a legitimate robbery.

there was not a single moment in his incoherent slapping that elias could even be considered 'winning' that fight against actual literal and figurative bum Derek Brunson

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Oh fer sure

I hate how this statement is pretty much true because Colby is pretty good

All the newer guys except for Usman

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Okay great, well at least you finally admit Khabib lost to Tibau.

>JOSE ALDO PLEASE BE MY BULL AND STICK YOUR BALD HEAD UP MY WIFE'S PUSSY

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Lol literally picks him up like he's a little child without any resistance.

Joe Rogan is just a right wing sheepdog for people with iqs of 112 who like weed

Anyone UNIRONICALLY picking Prime Liddell over Jones?

Liddell would get murdered, right?

>is literally the last person BJ ever beat
yeah munster for sure

>weak to eyepoke
>losing to Jon Jones

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>except for Usman
Wewy

Dustin will heem Khabib and cause the next Holy war

Screenshot this

>cehat at wheigh in
>lose fight
>get belt anyway
>poke eyes
>''win'' another belt
>lose it spectaculary

your ''goat'' ladies and gentleman

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>Whitaker
>vs Prime Roided up Silva

the zoom is strong with this one

Stipe btfo'd dc after an eyepoke, didn't you watch the fight?

Lol you tried to say Dustin fights legit fighters and hasn't lost since 2014, now you're backtracking. Howling.

>DC's non-UFC HW resume' is as good as Stipe's

Non-title wins are just for fun, they might as well be pretend.
Stipe has 5 title wins with 3 consecutive defenses.
DC has 2 title wins, 1 of which is a defense.

DC is beneath Tim Sylvia, in terms of Championship legacy.

>Stipe musters up a come-back against a fat MW he was losing to
>For sure this guy is da GOAT bee Jones where you at bee
I hate how fickle and dumb most MMA fans are.

If Chuck had a few lines and just launched himself at Jon spamming heems he could knock him out
If he doesn't get it done after first round he is dead

After khabib mounts tony for 5 rounds, you'll all have no choice but to call him pony tony

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Man you are really retarded huh. Hughes is one of the best WWs of all time

>Canby walks around with a plastic belt he won for beating a flushed LW
Get Leon Edwards one of them belts. He beat RDA more convincingly anyway.

Mounts tony's what, his PENIS? Yes, indeed, we'll call khabib "gay" niggerberniemadov from then on out lmao.

Khabib has defeated every significant opponent that Tony has + Conor

The super tiebreaker is Michael Johnson in which,
Tony holds the L
Khabib holds the W

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Colby took RDAs soul

Once Bumbib has Tony on the ground and is in his guard he will realise he made a grave mistake.
He will try to stand up but it will be too late.

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No he didn't.

Khabib is a bum with a padded record.

Okay heemcasters, give me the percent chance that we see Khabib v. Ferguson headline UFC 244 at MSG. Remember that Khabib isn't fighting in Vegas anymore, that he said he wants to fight 3 times before Ramadan, and that he is fighting Dustin "The Diamond" Porier 2 months before

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>Tony's boy trying to hold him back so he doesn't snap her neck

>Open the door
>See this face staring at you
What would you do /HEEM/?

Every fight on the 178 main card was good besides the main event

>niggerberniemadov

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Unironically rate this man

Let's see who's a cazzie up in this bitch

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The tie breaker is Tibau, who BTFO Khabib over a 15 minute period, vs Tony, who put him out in less than 3 minutes.

Stipe
Jbj
Spider
Gsp
Hughes
Aldo

I'd do what my hero and favourite fighter, Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov would do...

DUCK!!!!!

0%. Khabib doesn't fight that often. It could be Usman vs Colby though.

prime chuck heems jon

Let it happen

>If I say it a million times it will become true!

New Year's Eve MSG card: Reddit Vs Yea Forums Ultimate Battle

Is shadow ban a real thing?

almost started fapping

that """""defense"""" against poois doesn't count. dc never defended the heavyweight belt, FACT

You don't get 80+ wins without being good, even if it's mostly regional guys.

shut up cazzie

of course it does dummy

Imagine being so PRESSED you call an undefeated UFC champion a bum

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Dustbin was KO'd by Michael Johnson who as of this moment is a featherweight jobber losing every other fight.

The "Diamond" is a meme.

Based Stipe not only got his belt back but he eternally BTFO any chance of his defense record being broken

Yeah but he specifically said he wanted to fight with little turnaround. Jon Jones fought 3 times in 6 months which was unprecedented in his championship career but he still did it

yeah he's actually a bad motherfucker no doubt about it.

Can you spam this a couple of more times please? Also, Kevin Pee beats Khabib and Khabib dodged cowboy twice.

ngannou ends the stipe meme

Anyone with more than 6 leg kicks beats Jon

Jon literally is wheelchaired out of there any time someone kicks his skinny legs

love how stipe smokes him a few times after the eyepoke, this was too good

>Kevin Pee beats Khabib
Oh for sure the guy who got submitted by RDA is a M UN S TER

Jones is a roided up piece of shit and I hope he gets heemed so brutally it will make Ben Askren vs Jorge Masvidal look like pattycake

Stipe already BTFO Ngannou, even though it was at the cost of his title

Khabib says a lot I really doubt he does it. Jon is an outlier he's the true goat because he consistently cleans out his division and he's head and shoulders above everyone in his division.

Gleison Tibau HUMILIATED Khabib

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You sound like a real MMA connoisseur

>t-this time f-fer sure

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Irrelevant and you sound like a redditor, if you are you should probably go back

Keep waiting soiboy

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I think you'd be surprised. It was Kevin Pee's best matchup in that division. Look at what Tibau did to Khabib.

if he wrestlefucked robbie, who is better than hughes objectively, he would wrestlefuck hughes, boomer

Imagine a 6'5'' 205 lb TJ Dillashaw

Is he the unquestionable GOAT?

Look at what RDA did to Lavatory Lee.
>Khabib will lose
>THIS TIME!
Cringisimo

Too bad Jon isn't a brainlet beta male like Asscream so you'll have to keep dreaming

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>'Irrelevant'
Nah actually you're sounding reddit worthy homeskillet

>Decision win over old man Lawler in 2019
>Meaning anything
Notice how Canby always fights flushed fighters. He hasn't beaten a single elite fighter in the top 10. Just loves to cagehug old men who are way past it.

no it doesnt

The fun facts are that Khabib is literally unsubmittable. Tony's d'arce will fail and he will squirm on the bottom as he did against Kevin Lee, only Khabib won't gas and continually separate Tony from his consciousness within 3 rounds.

RDA doesn't fight like Khabib brainlet. You MMA math cazzie.

Now THIS is some real MMA analysis. The guy who ended the Ngannou meme has now become a meme himself, soon to be ended by the former meme

>Robbie
>Better than Prime Hughes
>'Objectively'

When /heem/ realizes I was right all along and Robbie is just a popular turbo can, it will be too late as I will be dispensing wisdom on other boards

6’0” 150 lbs, 1 month of MMA training, going with some friends to get a Street Beefs fight next month

lol do you know how lawsuits work? connor's getting drained

Lads Mike Brown is low key one of the best coaches in MMA
Not enough people seem to give him credit

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Hey brother, you dropped this

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Oh so how does he fight? If a guy like RDA can have the grappling advantage over Kevin Lee, exactly what do you think Khabib will do to that guy.

What a dumb take.

11-0 in the UFC

Ngannou wins the rematch

I’d rather watch him fight Ngannou, but I would buy any Schaub headliner PPV in a heartbeat.

Yeah, ok, but how does Matt Hughes fare when picking up mall thots?

>6'3 280lbs
Youre a fat sack of shit no offense
Doubt you ever trained more than a month
Post pic as proof

>Khabib won't gas
Ah yes, Khabib "Takes the third round of every single fight off to recover his gas tank" Nurmagobadagolf has never gassed ever

Based and blackgoldpilled

He is a clown, but he got Askren to start public team drama over an embedded video on Twitter. He also made Woodley clarify to everyone he's still friends with Askren even though he did a photo shoot with Masvidal. He also got Khabib suspended for nearly a year.

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>I would buy any Schaub headliner PPV in a heartbeat
It's tough maaan

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Assault? Wow! *sips

Mmmm Hmmm!!!

ABSOLUTE UNIT

He is absolutely THE best. No one is in as many corners, no one consistently gameplans as well as he does. You see him walk out every UFC weekend with multiple fighters, it's nuts

Not the same user but Khabib is beating Tony. Tony won't gas but Khabib will ground and pound him for 5 straight rounds. no way beeb is getting submitted or knocked out as long as he sticks to the gameplan unlike DC

Khabib is a pathetic cutbabby who will literally heem himself from seizures over fighting someone his own size.
GOATor has victories in three different weight classes. Khabeastiality is a joke

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>Posts a canor picture
Opinion disregarded

>Kevin Pee
>who lost twice to Iaquinta, Khabib's pet

Kevin Pee is literally the only WW who could not win against a flushed RDA.

There is no timeline in which Kevin Pee is competition for a single round with Khabib, even considering the infinite multiverse theory. There is no timeline.

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Who's the hottest UFC fighter (any gender) and why is it Luke Rockhold?

I think he won coach of the year so hes not THAT underrated

>beeb

Is that one of the most brainlet self induced losses of all time?

by losing nearly a decade ago via unanimous decision pre-USADA?

>He larps as a fan of a washed up alcoholic on a Bhutanese basket weaving forum

Anyone who still rates Kevin Lee is a brainlet.

I wanna have sex so bad lads
Just to make this MMA relevant, which fighters do you think have the most sex?

Striking? Punching and kicking to the body? Having infinitely better cardio than Khabib? Kevin Lee takes a fat stinky beer shit down Kuffars throat

Cope

cmon homie I didn't feel like spelling it out

Tibau got heem'd by Khabib's training partner in 30 seconds. Not so tough without the roids.

Khabib attained a blackbelt in judo in the 8 years since that close but unanimous win by Khabib against a roided to the gills wrestler.

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>Having infinitely better cardio
Oh you're demented. My bad bee. Keep doing you.

Khabib? Yeah thats what happened

>Khabitch is natty
Laffin

Obviously this guy:

Oh, I just don't see him brought up often, rarely if ever on /heem/, and not really in the spotlight either
But if you look, like you say he corners so many and he seems to gameplan really damn well. I think especially recently a lot of his fighters are having great success

>He will lose...this time!

Islam is better than Khabin

KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE

>all these white boys thinking your reddit fighter mutt El Cuckuy is going to beat Khabib
Don't make me laugh Khabib is going to smesh him for 5 rounds inshallah. Tony is old, his body is weak and he's sick in the head

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>Maggumbo: oh shit he's not afraid of the memepower, time to lose my soul

Oh you’re shook, no worries, honey. When mommy changes your diaper and you grow up, you can talk with the big boys.

Seething

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>Runs away
>Not afraid

Yeah Islam would probably sub McCanor faster

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He’s already lost

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Kumar the Kuffar will be murdered live on cam by Dustahmed "Allah" Poiremanajad.

I'd like to see Kevin Pee try this shit on Nate Diaz.

>Oh, so you're a wrestler now?

Only in your rancid imagination little man

I was going to say you guys literally never stop talking about Khabib/Tony/Conor, but at least this time he's actually fighting soon

The unorthodox, unhinged clownpilled spartan wild animal warrior will defeat the rigidly trained, formulaic, unable to adapt leghumper

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Mashallah akhi

Aldo cant be seriuos about moving to 135

Henry "The Clown" Cejudo is the champion there so he has a solid chance

REMINDER TO NEVER DOUBT THE HEAVYWEIGHT GOAT

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>implying Nate does not get absolutely ragdolled the instant he fights a wrestler
Based cazzoid

Aldo needs the towel to make 145, he dies making 135

The war goes on

He was never a cutbaby, he will have the opportunity to be one by going down to BW now that the snake was caught

Official /heem/ boys
Tony
Hardy
Colby
Askren
Diaz
We are currently accepting applications for your boy to be our boy

Wow you haven't posted this photo in over a year. Glad to see bandwagoners still abound

The battle, however, is over

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>Colby
>Askren
>Hardy
Get off that soi diet

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He a gangster but he ain't no west coast gangster

I posted it yesterday tho

won via ring pressure which was actually a bigger considerable factor than points back in the day

Danis also.
Hardy is peak anti onions. Reddit seethes

After a year of not posting it haha

i run /heem/

>Masvidal just giggling in the crowd like a wee boy because he knows he can knock the head clean off Nate's shoulders for big money and become an even bigger meme with 3 brutal KOs in a row

This ia true. The darce only works on jobbers, somebody as good and strong ad Khabib can not be darced.

Who inventer kumar the kuffar posting?

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Dustin Poirier on his faith
>Dustin: ...well most people don't know that I'm actually a devout Muslim. Some people [Khabib] want to make it their identity.. they like to thank Allah for their wins but not me.
>Interviewer: Why is that?
>Dustin: *Laughs* These infidels, these fake Muslims, they don't understand the doctrine laid out by Mohammad, peace be upon him.
>Interviewer: Which is..?
>Dustin: Strength. Khabib talks a big game when he's constantly dodging the top guys. It won't be like that this time, he's about to face the best in the world and see that Allah rewards... the strongest, and the cowards? Well.. they get a sheikh sized shit shoved down their kuffar throats.

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Tony
Masvidal
Jones
Overeem
Holloway
Lewis
Natty Paulo
Volkanovski
Platinum
Nate Diaz
Thiago "heem day" Santos
Yoel (Joel) Romero

He looked so happy for being called out

>no Elias or Hall
Why do you hate Solvers of MMA?

What was Ngannou doing here?

>can you guys like my forced meme hehe

heeminder

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>biggest cuckold posts are from australians

Why am I not surprised?

>A can who got cut
>Part of heem's boys™

for sure the ring pressure had tibau in deep waters

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>Poovereem
>Min Hollogay
>Meme balls man
>Alexander "dropped by Scat Pendes" VolCANovski
"no"

Tony lol

*""""""wins"""""""*

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I invented Kumar the Kuffar. Dustahmed "Creator of the Universe" Poiramnajadhaji (pbuh) will stomp the dagestani rat.

Rob "Santa clause" Whittaker
Colby Cringington
Bathroom Ben Askren
Israel Adesanya
Daniel "Daddy" Cormier
Conor "The tap machine" Mcgregor
Stipe "horse voice" Miocan
Donald "reddit" Canrone
Valentina Snoozechenko

>Replying to yourself
Yowie wowie!

Tony FINALLY confirmed with cold hard proof as reddit
Based Gooby finally confirmed as Yea Forums's guy alongside Chael, Colby, Gregor and the rest of /ourboys/

>el redditcuy
>bobert redditker
no surprise

Umad white boi

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>Bro, Kevin Lee was african...

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Definitively wrong

>forcing awful unfunny memes on yourself
yowie wowie!

Khabib ez

Valentina by head-kick KO

fucking unbelievably based. GOATjudo

dillashit and moraes should be ashamed

I miss Demetrious Johnson.

>Conor McGregor (2)
I wonder what number he would've gotten 3 years ago

Kys for slandering Whittaker
Valentina is kinda shit but she does make Hack Slack and his reddit ilk seethe
All in all your lists suck and you should kys

Wouldn't be able to live with meself if I got KO'd by this dude.

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>fur sure he's ur next star b, 100%

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Allahu ackbar. May Dushallah Poirkhan silence the fraud Kuffar Nurmagomedov and may Kuffars descendants eternally pay the jizya as they eat the devil jizz alhamdulillah

>knows what people like on reddit
Why don't you go back there and stay there?

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>Being a pootaker fan
>unironically
Le glass body man has ruined too many cards by pulling out last minute.

Stiopic confirmed 4channel approved

Dhushshimalain "Al'Almas" bin Barghoutir will break that kafir back in a camel clutch inshallah

>Posts a reddit survey to prove he doesn't go on reddit

I invented kumar the kuffar

Save your white fragility for when your bumboy kumar gets honour killed by Dushammad Poirallah, kuffar.

Stop weeping little man; it's gonna be alright.

youtu.be/rQLigVigSvU
Whats better lads, beating max holloway or banging hally berry
I think ortega won the story afterall

The absolute best timeline is if Joe actually ends up making everyone buy imto the "bro they can fight the men" hype and actually schedule a fight between Henry and Amanda/Valentina so the WMMA meme can finally be ended

10 years ago Brian Ortega was given a choice

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I still cant believe this little faggot beat the snake chad

Not for the infidel!

>Even entertaining the thought that this could be sanctioned cause of his incel-tier hate of WMMA
How far deep are you in the spectrum?

Modelo must be so fucking happy Stipe is champ again so they can roll out the ad campaign again

Kevin Lee

-extremely more athletic than Khabib; faster, much stronger, agile, durable
-the better pure wrestler
-enormously better striker
-someone who pushes an inhuman pace
-the better top player
-a striker who can work the body and go high or low in the blink of an eye with his kicks
-reachmogs Khabib
-heavier HEAVIER puncher and kicker

You literally cannot convince me that Kevin Lee doesn’t DESTROY Khabib

They rolled out that ad right before the first fight and then he got heem'd and ever since they've been forced to use the non-champ version lol. At least now they get what they paid for. They also thought Roidtega was going to beat Max.

@94889231
Fat loser. Hit the gym tonight and get rid of those fat rolls.

>Durable

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Can somebody explain me maxes technique
He leans really a lot forward and elbows arent close to th body
Is this cos he gradually gets tired and barely keeps his hands up and punches at elbows pointing out?!
I need a coach to explain me some shit

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i'm never waxing my balls again, fuck this

It's called volume-punching caz.

Dilate discord tranny. Henry would unironically BTFO Amanda, Jessica and Valentina in an extreme rules triple-threat match

>A man would beat women
Woah interesting take spectrum boy
>triple-threat
A mandrama loser too!

Fer sure he was a beast

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no commission would sanction a mixed gender fight

>Getting that easily trolled

Calm down Fartlon Pooraes and accept the King

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Munster fer ser

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...

third line got me

If Can Canor and Loo Lee fought each other, who do you think would gas out first?

i'm still seething Marlon jobbed to a Flyweight

*calls out all the legends*
*Uriah Faber and Frankie Edgar have entered the chat*
*Henry Cejudo has left the chat*
*calls out all the female legends*

Imagine being this big of a pussy.

Both Shevchenko and Nunes win btw.

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Not in the internet era

Wouldn't pay a penny for this fight

Holy shit I forgot about Henry absolutely making Moraesh seethe with that act
>WAP

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dance for me, boy

Aldo actually wants to drop to BW lol

The best timeline is the fight actually happens and Henry is btfo by a girl lmao

If Moraes and DC didn't lose they would have won

He isn't done terrorizing Fwonkie

ikr, tell me about it

Lee, Conor laid on the bottom for two rounds against Khabib and was pretty fresh in round 3 and won that one.
Poovin Pee will immediately blow his load taking Gooby down like 6 times and get heemed

If you are against this matchup, you are a sexist and a bigot.

is Max "Blessed" Holloway a cutbabby?

>and was pretty fresh in round 3
Does this look "fresh" to you?

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>can fight at 155
>drop to 135 cause you're flushed and most fighters your size delete you
Yeah I'm thinking that's cringe

eyyyy yooo nooooo iddiz wa diddizz bratha a ha ha ha

Literally all of them flush Khabib with a full camp. You couldn’t prove me wrong on anything

Nah it's cause today most fighters are good at weight-cutting. BJ Penn won the belt as a welterweight and Frankie was the LW champion. Imagine Frankie fighting someone like Tony, it would be a massacre. By today's standards Aldo and Frank are BWs.

Why dont we talk about technique more
I wish mma on asp was alive
Isnt loma a volume puncher too, and his punches are perfect technique always
Except some of those probing / testing ones

hmm this is from goobys account

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>can barely make 145

>b-bantamweight

Cringed

Blame mandrama losers for destroying the mma general on Yea Forums

he's not getting a title shot at FW anyways, also nowadays everyone is bigger than him

He can easily make 135 with a good dietician incel.

oh for sure those aikido discussions were a beast

>even pretending to win any second of that fight
>pretending to be surprised at the outcome
>pretending the judges "robbed" him afterward

Is there a bigger joke in the sport than the Motown Clown?

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Must be extra embarrassing then for Khabib to have canonically lost that round.

And you can make 335 if you put down the fork. Neither of those are happening, fatty

>posting random twitter posts
Your social unawareness is showing

Is it an alt account? KD style?

Prove the judges weren’t paid off

> pretty fresh in round 3 and won that one

no sweetie

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Most overrated fight of all time? For me is lawler macdonald 2

>Khaballbags literally attempting to take the Third Round
Embarrassing. Gooby is Third Round Victorious.

No rounds are canonically or officially scored if a fight ends via finish. Sorry spooky spice.

Jones vs Gus 2 wasn't that great it's just the shock of Gus doing so well made it exciting to watch live. No replay value.

Nate Diaz vs Mcgregor 2

I meant the first one.

What's funny is, you're being ironic but this is how gooby fans actually are.

They will say shit like "He still won 2 rounds and you can't really call a submission a win"

>the picture Khabastards don't want you to see
UNANIMOUS third round victory.

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You seen him claiming Stipe was 2 rounds up going into the 4th? He's got to be different for the sake of it.

Could 3rd Round Connor beat 5th Round Lawler?

Imagine being so cucked and without fighters that you boi a flushed potato nigger with arguments that they are able to "win" a round by "points" in a fight they were easily finished.

I would have more respect for you if you boyed Toilet Till.

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>b-but Khabib w-won r-round 2!!

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I want to actually read something smart
Where do i go

>had kidney problems cutting to 145
>passed out cutting weight at least once
>"h-he just needs a dietician!!!"
seething cope

Imagine having your opponent look like a literal spastic because you've scrambled their brain so badly and you can't even finish them
barboza is a joke

>giving Conor a pity round
>calling a neck crank a rear-naked choke

we all make mistakes

Matchups my dude. Khabib hasn't faced a good wrestler besides Tibau.

Imagine being so cucked and without foreskin that you boi a flushed muslim nigger with arguments that they are able to "win" a fight by "points" in a fight they were easily BTFO by Tibau.

I would have more respect for you if you didn't marry a towel.

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Talk to me in good potential match ups

They called round 2 a 10-8? They're pretty inconsistent with 10-8s it seems.

your mothers hairy clam and my uncut hog

You vs a Palestinian child with a rock

the ufc is back.

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Aldo calling out a flyweight is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. Shame Volkanovski is such a can he couldn't flush this floater.

rent-free

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t.mandrama loser

>Khaballbags are anime shitters
OH NO NO NNO NO AHAHAHAHHAAAAA

But your social life with women isn't!

>When you're so pressed, heem'd, flushed, and shook you resort to claiming victory in terms of rounds in a fight that ended in a submission loss

>Khaballbags are anime shitters
>OH NO NO NNO NO AHAHAHAHHAAAAA

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I sat down with everybody, did a study, and I think there’s a real possibility I can make 61kg [135 pounds],” Aldo told Brazilian news outlet Combate. “This is the new division I want to move to, and I’m asking for the title shot right away. That’s what matters for me now. Cejudo said he’s open to (fighting) anyone, so I’m open to that. I want the opportunity to fight against him and beat him.”

...

Is there anything more pathetic than a Conor fan in 2019?

He couldn't KO a 100 year old man with a free shot and hasn't won a fight in nearly 4 years

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Absolute mismatch I would heem him in a nanosecond

I mean DC won the first 3 rounds as well right

Not a fan of Khabib but watching Anime is probably the most alpha thing you can do. Imagine being so insecure that you don't want to watch a tv show because of what you think people will hypothetically think of you

Yeah DC won the fight. He's 2-0 against Stipe now my guy

>Prime Roided up Silva
got out struck twice by a wrestler

In many ways he's 3-0 vs Stipay

mama mia

im so glad dc got slept

COLBY IS COMING FOR SNOOZEMAN NEXT CHOO CHOO NIGNOGS