/bundes/

Naw. Müller on the 10.

In case you forgot where you moved the goalposts from.
>

doesn't matter they will crush them anyway, lol

That wasn't even me

>bayern plays against an actual opponent fighting, drawing but still dominating
>dortmund “wins” against a team that didn’t even show up
wow dortmund surely deserves to be team no. 1!

also there is nothing more pathetic than an austrian shareholder bandwagoner

no they loaned him so that he doesn’t play....
retard

you don’t have to have been training to play against schalke

>no they loaned him so that he doesn’t play....
like James?
retard

that was me retard
also i don’t see your point how my post disqualifies his post if it were mine. where did any goal posts move? bayern had more players playing outstandingly. fact

Kovac is retarded so you never know

And didnt win at home against Hertha? You wanna include Coman or Gnabry who shot 10 times at goal and had 20 dribbles, but did nothing at all worth mentioning when it came to actually creating chances?

Or do you want to include Neuer who did nothing to save those 2 goals? What about Süle and Pavard? Or do you mean Kimmich, who did nothing aswell? The only Bayern player that deserved to be there, was the player than tapped in a goal and scored a penalty. Take off your customer goggles.

äpfel mit birnen

lol

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>MIT VIDEO
kekkerinho

>was
have turks and other Unterschichtler finally taken over journalism?

seething shareholder
tm team of the spieltag will be the only thing dortmund will win this season

keep funny offtopic stuff on /int/ pls

Well there is the Supercup... but anyways, youre moving goalposts (again).

>muh goalposts!
no i didn’t
individually bayern had better players against hertha than dortmund basically having a training session against 11 dribbelstangen

Has been that way for at least half a decade now. Made my abi 10 years ago and my teacher would have flayed me for the shit you hear in radio news these days.

heh, frankfurt user, hows the diet and doing some kraftsport going?

But then how come those individual players didnt score against Hertha apart from Lewy?

>Inter paying 15m to loan Alexis Flopchez
>shareholders claim Qtinho for 8.5 is bad business

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>abi 10 years ago
lmao get lost grandpa

yeah so, I am saving this image
thanks

There are no zoomers in /bundes/.

BASED

And Rummenigger said if Coutinho plays well they will buy him.

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Not him, but because Hertha is a better team than Augsburg? Because the Augsburg keeper gifted Dortmund 3 goals?
And apart from that, just because someone didnt manage to score, he is shit? Messi was by far the best player on the pitch against Brazil in the Copa, but he didnt score, should he now left out?

>muh scoring
now you’re moving those goalposts.
you don’t have to score to play well.
also: because hertha showed up?
not scoring against hertha but overall playing great is better than scoring 3 against air (augsburg), fact.

>And apart from that, just because someone didnt manage to score, he is shit?
Where did anyone claim that? Were talking about the tm.de team of the matchday. Hes claiming that more Bayern players deserved to be on the team. Im saying they didnt deserve to be on the team, because they played 2-2 against Hertha at home with a refballed penalty.

yes, there are.
that retard that calls everyone a durchfallsören.
he’s 19.

>refballed penalty
okay, now i know you’re trolling. well done bayernösi, was a funny halbe stunde mit dir.

So youre saying that Bayern getting 1 point from Hertha at home is a better performance both on an individual level and on a team effort level?

You claimed it, right here >But then how come those individual players didnt score against Hertha

>a refballed penalty.
ah youre trolling, i get it now

If you stop posting we will stop calling out your posts.

Asking about question whether why they didnt score implies that Im saying that theyre literal shit players?

you’re argument is retarded. the end score isn’t an indicator of individual class, retardo. keep your shit straight

Noone is talking about individual class. Were talking about matchday performance.

>we
nice try, zoom zoom

have you even watched the games?
augsburg keeper was a dummer hund who failed hard 3 times, absolute trash performance
and hertha got lucky once

>no one is talking about individual class
yes, we are talking about individual match day performance, that’s how tm makes up their team of the day. you inbred retard

the angry ösi is here 24/7 being obsessed about Bayern in multiple threads. a true zecke

Coutinho is a Granate, right?

the match day performance of every bayern player was better than those of every bvb player, because bayern played against an actual opponent and not a kreisliga saufverein.

Hope your Schulferien are over soon.

yes

>the end score isn’t an indicator of individual class, retardo.
Are you on drugs?

Then how come that performance wasnt enough to win at home?

this 'discussion' is beyond retarded. well done guys.

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Not enough Bayern players.

Nobody has more than one Bayern player in their team of the week. Funny isn't it?

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>dood, he scored once and took a penulty. he's been one of the best LMAO

Lelwanfraudski OUT!

Is this a 3-3-2-2 or a 3-5-2?

who’s that guy? he doesn’t look like a chad at all

just shows the clear anti bayern bias of german qualitätspresse

it will be Lewa + Coutinho in every one of these from now on

yes, the end score isn’t an indicator of individual class. it’s an indicator of the overall team performance.

because hertha was a real opponent unlike augsburg, stop asking the same questions over and over

>hummels
alright now this is getting retarded

lass ficken

>pisczek
>hummels

Starting to think Bayern should boycott the Bundesliga until the other teams, fans and the German media start treating them with the respect and appreciation we deserve.

^lmao peak dentard

era of the shareholder

bayern hühnchen :DDDDDDDD

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>hertha was a real opponent unlike augsburg,

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Then how come Gnabry and Coman didnt get goals?

burn it down

i didnt know hertha played at home against leverkusen last friday, great argument!

But Hertha is a really strong team?!?

this

yeah it's even worse to be losing at home to hertha lmao

on friday they were, yes.
what even is your point, are you gonna get a kicker screenshot from a decent augsburg side from the past next and pretend that dortmund played against a good side on saturday?

nobody lost tho

Dortmund has one of the most exciting rosters in years and still all they do is talk about bayern. rent free

why is it okay for Dortmund to buy every star player from Bundes clubs but when Bauern does it it's wrong?

No because we are not fucking pussies. We are the only team earning the Bundesliga even a little bit of respect and we don't fucking care what they say.

Where will he leave to in a year when Bayern inevitably refuse to pay 120m for him?

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But BvB is a really strong team?

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So if Bayern beats Dortmund 5-0 at home... how come they didnt beat Hertha at home?

based

Hertha > BVB

How come BVB lost 5-0 to Bayern when Bayern played 2-2 against Hertha despite Hertha losing 1-5 to Leverkusen?

nico schulz looks finish

Dortmund isnt the 7-time reigning champion. However, their players did really well against Augsburg and deserved to be in the tm.de matchday team.

>Dortmund has one of the most exciting roosters in years
Does it mean they will fuck Bayern Hühnchen :DDDDDDD?

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wtf i guess augsburg won against bvb on saturday, based augsburg

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This is the worst meme of the summer.

Jacob Italiano

based tb h
best meme of the season already

durchfallanon-poster....

oh no no no

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MEGA YIKES

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>Durchfallanon is still here
When does summer break end?

I wanted to go for a run but I'm sooo tired. What do frens :(

>:(
Commit suicide.

>two red cards
yeah totally not rigged

durchfallanon bitte...

and why is he so angry all the time? can't be just the Durchfall.

>r-rigged bcs muh red cards
>Schalke was already in the lead

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based game desu

>2 clear reds
>r-rigged
lmao

Should have been ruled out by VAR but Wurstuli hat den bzahlt.

yeah should be much more red cards. but for >schalke holzers

They almost choked that lead away. Against 9 men.

>schalke

>2-4
>th-they almost choked it away!

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ebin :DDDD

that’s not me it’s the only meme i like hühnchen is based

both me

>that match
>those two reds
>the two most retarded chimpout fouls ever
>rigged
lmao seething shareholder

nice try Durchfallsören

Bayern Hühnchen :DDDDDDDDDDD

>posted from my toilet

>montagsspiele shitcanned
whoa, guess we will have to live with osnabrück darmstadt
thank you for your complaints, moronic football fans

You can watch manure too.

lolno

lmao are you 14, Moukoko?

lmao seething zecke still not over that derbyloss that cost the meisterschaft

Several factors go into the results of sports games in a game-by-game basis; if you try to determine power levels as absolutes in what the result should be, you're gonna be really confused all the time, bud.

oh shit :DDDDDDD

>"h-hahaha you're seething over the derbyloss!"

>"please tell me you are seething!"

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>Keeps replying
>im not seething guys!!

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t. seething
;)

/bundes/ is really shitty today.

Why can't shareholders and customers get along? All the rest of /bundes/ is laughing at us

Anybody watching Zelda BotW?

drch.cf/

>Lewis Holtby without a club at 28
He is actually pretty decent. I'm surprised no club picked him up.

t. fette dumme sau
such dir halt andere hobbies

Durchfallanon...when does school start again?

>rest of /bundes/
and that’s who?
those ossi bull cucks? that frankfurter fettsack?
stop being a baby

based and grounded

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>trotz niederlage
what does that have to do with subotic taking the s bahn?

how many of those posts you reply to are actually made by yourself, be honest?

The fact that he's letting himself be seen in public even though they lost

>I'm surprised no club picked him up.
He's just to picky. He's hoping for some CL contender to offer him a 5m+ contract. Instead of this he should go to Aue, say"I take what you offer me" and pick up some Böhmen-Stuten to spread the Aue DNA.

that’s retarded and you’re a cuck if you’d ever do that

who?

Yeah that's probably true. To be honest I think he could play 1st bundes too. Maybe at union or rüsseldorf

>cuck
2016 called they want their slurs back

who /virgin/ here?
i am saving myself

>getting called out by a zoomer for not using the flavour of the month bad word
on no what ever will i do!

wouldn't be surprised if düsseldorf signs him now that barecock got injured

damn, where has he been?

why does sanches not get the respect he deserves?

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>„Sport“ geht dafür hart mit ihm ins Gericht: „Coutinho fehlt der Charakter, um sich aus einem tiefen Loch wieder zu befreien, wenn die Dinge nicht richtig laufen. „La Vanguardia“ geht sogar noch einen Schritt weiter und schreibt, dass er unter „mentaler Zerbrechlichkeit“ leidet.
finally someone with miasanmia mentality

>Borussia Dortmund hält sich weiter aus dem eSport heraus. Erneut hat der Bundesligist der Gründung eines eSport-Teams eine Absage erteilt. Der Vizemeister werde die Fußball-Simulation FIFA nicht "in die aktive Abteilung des BVB eingliedern", sagte Geschäftsführer Carsten Cramer bei der SPOBIS Gaming und Media in Köln.
>"Was mit dem Transfer von realem zu virtuellem Fußball zu tun hat, ist in Ordnung", sagte Cramer dem SID, "aber es geht nicht darum, dass wir in Trikots von Borussia Dortmund möglichst viele eSports-Aktivitäten entwickeln."
>Der Verein bleibt damit bei seinem Kurs: 2017 sagte Cramer ebenfalls bei der SPOBIS: "Wir werden trotz vieler Überlegungen und ohne Ignoranz für das Thema nicht in eSport investieren. Wir sind ein Fußballverein."
>Zuvor hatte BVB-Geschäftsführer Watzke verlauten lassen, er finde eSport "komplett scheiße".

kek
manchildren on suicide watch

>kek
>thinks he isn't a manchild
user...

MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI MAI

>Alki Schwatzke
XXXDDDDDDDDD

>Arp playing for Bayern II
No that wasn't how it was supposed to end

Could see FC Kobenhavn loaning Arp. They are in desperate need of a forward after N’Doye’s injury.

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>no e"Sport" team
>no women "football" team
Is Borussia Dortmund, dare I say it, THE /bundes/ team?

>hat ein bisschen was vom jungen samuel jackson
oh no, he didn't
hope the pc police isn#t watching

why is bvb so based?

So Bayern is guaranteed to play 4-2-3-1 now with Cout as #10? Will Müller finally be moved to Bayern Amateure where he belongs?

We can only hope

>Zuvor hatte BVB-Geschäftsführer Watzke verlauten lassen, er finde eSport "komplett scheiße".

Two things. 1. Based 2. redpilled

you know they are going to play him on the wing and he'll fail

aki, bester mann

they have a damen handball team

>sayin a black man looks like a black man
>icksdeh ohje the pc police! this will totally be enrage twitter !!1
i think you’re the retard here, user

So what's the word on this Aue business, sounds juicy.

Durchfallanon please...

but coutinho is shit on the wing and in center is his favourite.thats why he failed at barca. are bayern retarded?

>says something dumb and get called out for it
>”i call him durchfall that will make me look less embarrassing”
protip: it doesn’t

>are bayern retarded?

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I'm not the original poster. I just like to call you out for your bad posts, durchfallanon.

sure you aren’t buddy.
and i’m not the durchfall user

>whiteknighting retards
now this isn’t epic at all

mod needs to rangeban tobi again

just rangeban phoneposters and we get are free of zoom ferien zooms

For us seasoned /bundes/ members, your butthurt comments are easy to spot. Don't get me started on your 'replying twice to act as different posters' shtick.

baby needs safe space! >:[

>seasoned /bundes/ members
you’re embarrassing yourself

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nice try m8, but you’re retarded

sané will come next year for 80mio, dumb shareholder

Lichtsteiner to Augsburg

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57:30
01:29
hmmmmm

that poor guy

Just wentKölns squad for the first time this year. Where did it all go so wrong?

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He could have just retired you know

Respektlos
>June: Sané is coming to bayern this summer for 80 million you dumb shareholder
>August: Sané is coming to bayern next summer for 80 million you dumb shareholder

Surprised they still have Hinteregger memorabilia

Der Rollator Sanchez ist doch selbst dran Schuld, dass er nicht spieln tut!

Westfalian pragmatism.

and a signed Bayern Rafinha shirt for some reason

udderly based

what about schalke?

Anatolian pragmatism isnt really a thing.

Bismarck, Blut & Eisen and Sheeet

>every hole's a goal
I disagree

>you dumb shareholder
is true anyways :^)

For me it's the Preußen

>Coutinho: "Barça is in the past, I hope to be in Bayern for many years."
*Uli and Kalle look at each other nervously*

it's fine, Sané will come for 40 and Havertz for 35, Werner for free. we'll have more than enough money to pay the asking price of 90m€ for Coutinho.

>Ausfallzeit "nicht vorherzusagen": Mainz verliert auch St. Juste

more like St. JUSTe amirite?

JUSTE

what is his masterplan

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not only to become the Genghis Khan of Aue but to make several Genghis Khans that will spread their Aue DNA across the globe.

having sex

seriously, what is going on over there

> International break soon

meh

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strong

The la vuelta begins this coming weekend so we can forget about the soccer again

>Gnabry

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Joke about the numbers being their age

youtube.com/watch?v=fN4DbvIlygc

I'm sleepy, think I'll go to bed soon.

>the bulls having the most votes
who
can
stop
us

nobody cares

Durchfall-user...

bayern will pay 120 mio for 28 yo. coutinho next year because he played okay, mark my words

good night
wrong

Nö, this is Durchfallanon

this
it will be hilarious, cant wait

courtinho is a mental midget
nevertheless this

James played okay this season and they didn't even want to spend 40m on him. (note that they spent 35m on Pavard.)

Durchfallanon... you don’t fool anyone, i know your posts

Would be great.

28 is the retirement age for Brazilian footballers

Sorry, meant for

racist

because Kovac was still seething

the james thing was before they made fools of themselves on the international transfer stage. they act as if everything is a-okay but inside they are panicking, they will buy that
faketeethed brazilian

Theyre gonna try and get Havertz, but hell be 150 million. Then theyll have the choice of getting Coutinho for 120 or Havertz.

Durchfallanon... now you’ve done it

and they will be retarded and actually buy coutinho, instead of paying a few mio more for a young talent. this will happen, 100%.

I wouldnt be surprised. Sané will still be 100 million despite the 1 year contract.

>inb5 he will sperg out like Hamas after finding out what's the business in that cuckoo's nest of a club and Rummenigger will damagecontrol how he didn't have the msmm

Is Müller actually Bayern's Großkreutz?

Richtig starker Transfer von Bayern, auch wenn es nur für 1 Jahr ist. Nächstes Jahr kommen für 150-160 mio Sane UND Havertz. Ablösefrei Timo Werner.

>160 mio für sané und havertz
how do tm bauern get to that level of delusion
that’s not realistic at all. is anyone on tm calling retards like that out? or is it just circlejerking.
it’s more like 240 for both...

you forgot dembele
he will come this season, when neymar goes to barca

ngl Wolves are pretty entertaining to watch (not just today)

Dembele is also injured, out for 2 months or so

Muh transfer fees.
It should be illegal for soccer fans to even mention them.

Ich lese nur Cuisance, Cuisance, Cuisance.
Der Junge wird hier diese Saison überhaupt keine Rolle spielen. Das ist ein Jungspund im ZM mit 1500 Bundesligaminuten auf zwei Saisons und der Trainer ist nicht Pep, sondern Kovac.
Der Mann wird wieder um seinen Job spielen, also wird Cuisance kaum spielen. Warum auch?
Ist kein Zufall, dass er bei Gladbach kein Stammspieler war. Der hatte neben seinen genialen Momenten eben auch sehr viele Patzer durch die Risiken drin, die er gerne einging. Sei ihm als junger Spieler auch zugestanden, aber nicht im ZM vom FCB.
Dann macht man aus einem 8er auch nicht mal eben einen 6er, der lange Bälle wie Alonso spielt, weil Thiago ihm dies und das zeigt. Kann doch nicht dein Ernst sein?

Und die Lösungen auf den AV sind insofern nicht befriedigend, dass sie eben offensiv nur wenig Input geben, selbst wenn sie dort besser spielen würden als als IV. Was ich im Übrigen sicher nicht so sehen würde.
Mal ganz davon abgesehen, dass man dann jedes Mal die IV umbauen muss, wenn ein AV ausfällt. Ideal ist das sicher nicht. Um nicht zu sagen richtig beschissen.

Und Perisic ist auch nicht "brandschnell". Der ist ganz ordentlich und ein guter Spieler. Womöglich das Beste, was man kriegen konnte, um zu Sané zu überbrücken. Zu einer tollen Lösung macht ihn das aber nicht.
Man hatte sehr viel Zeit, um sich auf diesen Sommer vorzubereiten und was dabei herumkam, war sehr ungelenk. Das war in meinen Augen wieder der alte FCB, der nach Namen und "Kenne ich vom anderen Verein" einkauft.

Sehe ich nicht so. Bei unseren erklärten Zielspielern ist die Vertragssituation eben so, dass es vernünftiger ist sie nächstes Jahr zu holen (ablösefrei, verletzt, Verhandlungsbereitschaft abgebender Verein). Dafür könnten nächstes Jahr dann Dinge möglich sein, die man sonst in einer Transferperiode niemals bewerkstelligen könnte. Im Grunde also das genaue Gegenteil von Panikkäufen. Man hat keinen der Spieler aufgegeben (ausser Rodri), nur aufgeschoben.

Wenn man das Jahr dann mit Perisic und Coutinho überbrücken kann, da gibt es echt schlimmeres.

Einzig den Transfer von Cuisance und damit verbunden den fehlenden Transfer eines 6ers kann ich nicht nachvollziehen. Aber gut, ich kenne den Spieler nicht wirklich gut.

Sollte es am Ende anders kommen und wir können keinen dieser Transfers umsetzen, ja dann hattest Du recht. Aber so finde ich die Bewertung zu kurzfristig gedacht.

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>Koche wie gewohnt Kaffee und kaufe bitte noch zusätzlich Croissants!
based Uli doesn’t give a shit about the imperativ. his gestelztes vokabular is also top notch

explain yourself, ami
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE

>Coutinho kostet pro Spiel mindestens 657 000 Euro

that is quite a lot actually

And if Coutinho (god forbid) were to injure himself, every week he misses would be a colossal waste of money. Thats the problem with loans.

it’s actually a freundschaftspreis

it is going to happen

>United
Guess who'll pay €200m for Sancho next summer

Yeah that could happen. And then Sancho will turn to shit.

dortmund buying havertz and sané confirmed

It feels like Sancho might go to Liverpool desu. They didnt spend alot this summer, as if theyre saving up for next summer. Meanwhile City bought a few players and United traded Lukaku's millions for Maguire.

Doesn't City have a matching right? I doubt they'll allow him to go to United then.
Also Chelsea will splash big time next summer.

i have matching rights with your mom

wait wait wait Bayern replaced 7 nations army as their tormusik? what is it now?

it’s the can can from orphée en enfers with some bavarian retard screaming jabadabadu beforehand.
i think it’s the old anthem from the olympiastadium.

youtube.com/watch?v=VjEcOidS2kQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_6BfbkJXE

cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=UnU0D4StXz0

maybe it’s actually fred feuerstein and not a random bavarian retard

why???
and why those retarded spanish and french parts?

what? the fuck? that cannot be real.

i know that bauern have no shame but this shit must be cringe even to them.

what the fuck is this shit?

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>

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ja sorry aber das ist die letzte Scheiße

are there a bunch of clowns running the social media accounts? wtf

is that a naruto meme?
jesses

I'm happy because these new stadiums in FIFA 20, but I won't buy anyway so fuck it

Gonna wait for FIFA 21

okay

era of the bull

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they should keep it realistic:
without any atmosphere and half the stadium empty

I'm a man of tradition

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To be fair this is pretty smart marketing to get the international zoomer crowd. However anyone above 25 will find this beyond cringe-inducing.

wtf is this shit.
i have been at a leipzig home match and at a seattle mariners baseball match on family day. guess where there was less of a picnic atmosphere. protip: it wasn’t leipzig.

if all those white spots in the stands are empty seats then the depiction is very close to real life

??

why are your basketball americans not able to read?

*makes /bundes/ seethe*

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FIFA looks like THAT?

>empty seats
>gut platz in den stehern
>giant “pappen” for the choreo instead of normal sized ones because otherwise there would be giant white spots
lmao nice atmosphere you have there

>fuck rb

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i'm probably in that image

>That GOD bless this new chapter
what did he mean by this?

forgot pic

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user, Zentralstadion doesn't have Stehplätze (yet)

that’s even more pathetic

lel
coutinho thinks he will be bought for 120 mio next year
and bayern will be dumb enough to do that

Don't worry, stadium is going to get a makeover, including Stehplätze.
However, they will keep Schwimmbadoptik and for some reason don't want to pull the stands all the way down to ground level.

unironically, i am gespannt. im not really a hater, keep doin your thing with the verein.

>rashica ded
grim times ahead for bremen

Bremen failed to make into EL two years in a row

SAD

cheeky fiver on Pizarro to become Torschützenkönig

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good night

I watched a report on them once and all the fans were either former Bayern or Schalke fans.

I had bad dreams guys

It's our fucking year lads

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go to bed jt

>120m for someone whos great in the brazil NT and liverpool but didnt shine in barca because he was forced to be a winger
or
>150m for a hack who scored a few times against shitty teams like Augsburg

Coutinho played as a left winger for atleast 1/3 of his games at Liverpool.

>150m for a hack who scored a few times against shitty teams like Augsburg
Havertz scored 2 goals vs Hertha. Maybe with him Bayern stands a chance against them.

>coutinho
>great
don’t deluded yourself
he’s also 28 next year.

it’s 120 plus the 8.5 netto they pay for this year plus 15 netto salary.
so it’s basically 140 mio plus 25 mio per annum salary for a 28 y.o. old.
probably sunken costs because you won’t be able to sell him if he suddenly sucks.

yeah, i’m thinking he’s based

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Wenn Sancho dann noch höchstens 2 Jahre Vertragslaufzeit hat und unbedingt wechseln möchte, dann ist die Ablöse nicht höher als 100 Mio, außerdem 6 Mio Gehalt ist für Bayern wohl nichts.

Einfach Kult, einfach Kloppo!

Ich schätze Sancho wird nächstes Jahr wechseln. Ganz vorne wird wohl Bayern sein dann noch mit Werner und Havertz werden sie gut aufgestellt sein.

they wont buy him because that would absolutely destroy their Gehaltsgefüge. If he plays a good season he'll go back to Barca, if he doesn't then Barca will sell him to United or some other English meme club with too much money. But there's no way Bayern is going to buy him and pay him at least 13.5m netto when Lewandowski earns 15m brutto.

this but unironically. if Leipzig are smart and don't give a fuck about the CL, they will be a title contender this season.

>Augsburg holt Leverkusen-Verteidiger Jedvaj – Vize-Weltmeister kommt per Leihe
based Peter "FUCK defence" Bosch

Well its Leipzig's last chance to win anything. Next year, Hursensohn is going to Bayern for free. and it will send a message to all the other good players at Leipzig.

>28 is old

do those tm bauern really believe that they can get everyone again? based based

>he would pay 140 mio for someone over 25
lmao

Hurensohn isn't even that good and will flop hard at Bayern where he'll the third winger or some shit. Lewandowski is never injured and will play for years to come. You'd expect a smarter move from an actual autist like Werner.

He is undeniably the best offensive player at Leipzig. Leipzig lives off their defenders anyways. And theres already signs that Upamecano and Konate are gonna leave soon.

of course. I'm sure Sancho will gladly waste two years just to force a free move to Bayern, yup this is a very likely scenario. I don't think any English club would even want him or offer him more than 6m in wages. He was Bayern written all over him, honestly.

>leipzig verschwindet in der versenkung bevor es richtig oben war
based

Coutinho wird vom FC Barcelona für ein Jahr ausgeliehen und kostet den deutschen Rekordmeister 8,5 Millionen Euro, sowie das Gehalt des Brasilianers, das bei rund 25 Millionen Euro liegen soll. Bild.de hat ausgerechnet, was die Bayern für Coutinho pro Spiel ausgeben: Es sind sagenhafte 657'000 Euro – wenn man davon ausgeht, dass die Bayern 51 Pflichtspiele absolvieren (33-mal Bundesliga, 13-mal Champions League, fünfmal Pokal).

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another fun fact: Coutinho will keep Müller (15m/a) permabenched.

>BOSS

And BVB lost 5-0 to Bayern lmao

Keep seething fat NEET

>implying they wont sell Ngugu to United for 120m next summer

Bayern has the money unlike any other club in Bundesliga

good to see that Durchfallanon has survived the night

>too cheap to dish out 120m for Sahne
yeah we've all seen what massive ballers they are. tbf paying 35m for Poovard was surprising.

they won 2:0

but i haven’t even posted yet you retarded paranoid. pls point out my supposed posts, retard

5-2 for Bayern after the last two matches. But BVB will SURELY be Meister and win CL lmao

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sure sure, don't forget to tell me to have sex

seething

>13-mal Champions League, fünfmal Pokal
treble confirmed

you’re losing your edge m8, sad to see.

The Durchfallcustomer might be the most embarrassing poster since razor with his Ubahn stories.

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Durchfallanon, stop talking with yourself we know it’s you

How do you guys feel about this predictable Aufstellung, since the bosses are gonna force Kovac to play Müller?

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surprised you did, you depressed bavarian fettsau

>coutinho on the wing
if true, buyern threw their money down the toilet. based

Coutinho will replace Müller, Coman will compete with Perishitch.

why did they loan perisic then?

You honestly think theyre gonna permabench Müller with a 15 million/year salary and a fan favorite on top?

So when Comans glass bones break again Perisic plays.

>Müller
>fan favorite

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>You honestly think theyre gonna permabench Müller with a 15 million/year salary
you think they will play coutinho with a 25 million/year salary on the wing where he is absolute trash?
>fan favourite
do you live under a rock? 80% of bauern fans hate müller and his gestümper nowadays

Have you forgotten the fan outcry over Kovac benching him last season?

>fan outcry
it was more an outcry of ulli kalle and the divas in the team, not the fans

>do you live under a rock? 80% of bauern fans hate müller and his gestümper nowadays
How would I know what Bayern fans think or do? I was assuming since they were pissed at Kovac for benching him last season. Do Bayern fans even have a favorite player? Is it Lewy?

I see. So that wont happen again?

since you
1) frequent the tm bauernforum
2) are obsessed with posting
you should at least know what you’re talking about

*obsessed with bauern posting

Bayern fans on tm dont represent the twitter/customer audience do they? Furthermore on tm theyre 50:50. Half defend him and use his scorers to "prove" his class. The other half want him to leave. So not really a good point

>Bayern fans on tm dont represent the twitter/customer audience do they?
but twitter does? you tell other they don’t have point while spouting halfassed arguments all day everyday? get fucked ösi. i’m a shareholder and even i find you embarrassing

I told jt to go to sleep and he actually did it. the absolute madman!

I want to fuck Müllers Stute.

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get in here!

>Coutinho muss in die Mitte
Der Brasilianer verdaddelt den Ball, muss nun in den Kreis.
OH NONONONO

youtube.com/watch?v=9ArtQ9j805s

Who knew Alaba was a bully?

>loaning jedvaj
he's shit anyway but now they have even less option for the backline.

He's too expensive for the shit clubs and too shit for the decent clubs. Trapped in the eternal glue of the limbo that is mediocrity...

>3v1
>Sanches shoots it into the defenders feet

>You now remember that one season in Mainz with Tuchel, Schürrle, Holtby and Szalai

Durchfallsören is unironically a worse samefagging cunt than tom.

Friendly reminder that there is only space for one Sören in /bundes/ and that's ME!

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Roster Depth

>italian football isn't just some grand money laundering scheme

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nth for Yea Forumsa/ndes/

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2 assists

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granate?

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true, customers don't have favourites

Based. Hes just for the U23 I believe.

>concede two against Baderporn playing a weird 3 in the back system
>give another defender away for no reason and without making any profit at all
the Leverkusen we love

Robben: "Next season, I will train the team of my youngest son. Then of course they already know what the training plan is: pull in from the right and shoot with the left."

>Kovac beobachtet Coutinho
>Coutinho lacht viel, auch seine Gestik weist darauf hin: Der Junge hat Bock auf die Bayern!
>Das erste Mini-Tor für Coutinho
>Tor von Coutinho!
>Coutinho mit Körpertäuschung

jesus christ

>Was bei der Eingewöhnung hilft: @Phil_Coutinho gleich mit @Thiago6 und @renatosanches35 in einer Gruppe. Portugiesisch ist also immer möglich. @MichaelCUISANCE mit @BenPavard28 und #Coman @FCBayern #FCB

sounds like Grüppchenbildung to me

do germans know coutinho isn't even a top 50 player?

at least the bayern press is trying to convice everyone he is Messi

he needs a new gimmick, it's getting really stale

>in a group with sanches
so he either turns into a bling bling negro or gets depressed or both

the guy who wrote that ticker probably is that smug journo fag from yesterday’s twitter video “der kann’s ja, habt ihr endlich mal jemanden geholt der was kann. für dortmund zu teuer, tja...”

This. There's only one world class footballer in the Bundesliga and his name is Marco Reus!

he is so frigging good that Barca had to loan him away so Real has a chance to compete.
t. Bild

>t. seething customer

yes, except bauern and journos on the hype train

meanwhile in Spain:
>Coutinho fehlt der Charakter, um sich aus einem tiefen Loch wieder zu befreien, wenn die Dinge nicht richtig laufen.
>auf und neben dem Platz ein Opfer seines introvertierten und melancholischen Charakters
>das Paradebeispiel eines Planungsfehlers
>Der Bayern-Wechsel sei der Beweis dass der teuerste Neuzugang in der Geschichte des FC Barcelona eine Fehlinvestition war

>seines introvertierten und melancholischen Charakters
Passt nach Deutschland.

Anti doping agency NADA is investigating the case of Eintracht Frankfurt's Martin Hinteregger. He told the press after the game he had the first cramp of his life and doctors gave him an injection with a "needle" and a pill during the game. Eintracht assures these weren't pain killers just carbs.

mia san mia mentality

Brazzo seems like a likable guy, but he's also really fucking thin skinned and an absolute beta.

hyping a player you don't even own is pretty cucked desu

painkillers are allowed that bild article is clickbait

journos are bauern fags, bauern are retards.

"No one gave me a needle, I accidentally stepped in one..." very believable excuse in Frankfurt

What illegal stuff would even have a point, if injected during the game, other than insane hard drugs? Seems like NADA just pretending to not be 100% useless.

So hold on a sec. Coutinho is earning twice as much Lewandowski?

the needle was an acupuncture needle
this post is funny nonetheless

> Dortmund have doubled Sancho's salary with the start of the season without any consideration. He now earns €6m per year.

Echte Liebe.

Go have a word with them, Maik

yes, so? he’s a weltstar. if you can have someone like home you have to zuschlagen.

>cheeky Ibuprofen is now doping
too far

he will come to bayern next season for 60 mio. havertz and sané for 120.

Is Herr Nandez as good as Van Dijk?

can’t wait for the new Meine Bayern Kolumne, lads. it’s going to be epic

>he will come to bayern next season for 60 mio
On a one year loan maybe

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>Is Herr Nandez as good as Van Dijk?
lolno. nice digits tho m8.

For me it's Rheuma Kai.

Akki 'der fröhliche Händler' Watzke is preparing the next big coup. Probably aiming for a real big fish like Manure this time and going above 200m. He probably doesn't really care about titles anymore and just wants to scam other clubs.

Kek

based aki making costumers seeth hard

what happened to Frankyboy?

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The journos spend the last 4 years pretending Bayern was close to collapse.
Bayern went on winning. But that's not what the ABBs wanted to hear

nothing he’s still an ugly retard

>that 36 y.o. zoomer
i bet he plays fortnite

>The journos spend the last 4 years pretending Bayern was close to collapse.
sure, uli, sure. article 1 und so. go take your meds

Vertickt der jetzt Drogen am Kröpke?

Arzt-Termin nach
Verletzung geschwänzt!
Dembélé droht Verkauf
Nächster Aussetzer von Barças Problem-Profi Ousmane Dembélé. Diesmal hat er nach seiner Verletzung einen Arzt-Termin geschwänzt.

Everyone who isn't a customer actually does.

>Hummels at Bayern
Too old, too slow, not fit for the national team

>Hummels at Dortmund
Experienced, fixes their Standardschwäche, best German CB

>customers pretend that there isn't a buyern bias in the german media
classic

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BUT WHY ARE THEY SO RUDE TO US :(

kek

Not sure if bunnis is epic trolls or just plainly retarded

Qtinho, when played through the middul, is elite and the fact that he's on Bayern doesn't change the fact, even if it hurts you're bum

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There is though. Tables have turned this season. I guess everybody is finally fed up with bayernwinslol. At least I have never experienced a more anti Bayern leaning commentary in my life than last Friday in the opening game.

this dood lmao

keep seething

bayern will play him on the wing tho, you retard

Please come to Bayern. This guy has the purest miasanmia mentality I have ever seen.

>anti Bayern leaning commentary
That's just the usual German commentator. Same thing happened to Dortmund until the 4:1, before that he shit on them as well.

who is this goblin

We’ve had 150 threads about coutinho the past season and the consensus was that he was a blooter merchant.

>implying it won't be Coman - Coutinho - Gnabry behind Lewandowski

even when Coman or Gnabry are out Perisic will play before Müller.

>”this season”
>”for the last 4 years journos tried to bla bla”
merkste selber, ne? dummerle

>anti bayern leaning
they didn’t even call out there absolutely abismal transfer window. kahn licked bayern buttholes for 90 min. i’ve never seen anybody whiteknighting so hard.

Don’t you remember what happened the last time Mueller sat in the bench?

I do not. Please remind me.

this

it will be coutinho müller and whatever retard is available on the right

everybody run crying to uli and he made kovac play müller

Mourinho could win Bundes with Bayern. Kovac should be removed.

Literally everyone could win it with Bayern.

mourinho is overrated trash

My calculations show that Mueller has to be benched so Coutinho can play

kovac did win bundes with bayern, why remove?

Respektlos.

Müller should swap job with the Maskotchenbär and perform his Müller thing in half time to entertain the Alianz-Arena.

KUHtinho from Bayern HÜHNCHEN :DDDDDD

SoS (sauce on slag)

it’s literally in the filename mongo

yeah keep telling it to yourself, zoomer scum

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I guess you forgot to account for the miasanmia coefficient

>doesn’t have a job
yeah he must be the best!

Kovac won the double and that wasn't years ago,

Don't call potapova a slave
Ebun :-------------------DDD

ami fuck off

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>Starke Aktion von RB Leipzig!
>Vor der Landtagswahl in Sachsen am 1. September setzt der Klub ein klares Zeichen gegen Rechts! Ab heute wirbt RB an über 300 Standorten im Freistaat mit einer Plakatkampagne und auch im Internet unter anderem für Vielfalt, Toleranz, Respekt und Weltoffenheit.

Redbull Leipzig? more like prep Bull Leipzig, amirite?

Ah yes, I member that. Can't wait for something like that to happen again.

Based Hannoveraner

i miss krautchan, bros

>Jörg Urban, AfD-Vorsitzender in Sachsen: „Alle ausländischen Fußballer von RB Leipzig sind willkommen, solange sie eine legale Aufenthaltsgenehmigung besitzen.“

SAVAGE

...

based tb h

see

>dead
sad!

>muh ebin repeating numbers!
yikes

fuck off

i want a woman like that :3

>Renato Sanches hatte am Anfang der Saison drei Einsätze, deswegen habe ich seine Aussage nicht so richtig verstanden. Wir werden schauen. In Sachen Transfermarkt werden wir uns bis zum 2. September alle Optionen offen halten, mehr möchte ich nicht sagen.
t.Brazzo

Oh no. I hope they keep him

>he thinks unironically that anyone takes the Buyern Cup seriously

Brazzo is a legit retard isn't he?

>only 6m
fatze and dummels earn more

Augustin to Nizza
Schick to Leipzig
will happen in the next days

you can't put a 18yo on 11m wages

>Zu diesem Zeitpunkt kann ich sagen, dass wir sehr zufrieden sind, welch Hochkaräter wir geholt haben. Wir haben eine Mannschaft, die auf dem internationalen Markt sehr, sehr gut ist.

elmo alder, they really do believe that

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wonder who's the more pathetic transfer of this window between him and apr

imagine being Sane and seeing this absolute retard of a nobody getting your number 11

#11 should be only given to strikers.

fatze and dummels earn more because they had at least to partly compensate their miasanmia wages in order to sign them (for whatever reason).

This is also why it's clear to all (including fatze himself) that he wont be given such a salary again.

you can. not every player is a spoiled brat

>not every player is a spoiled brat
yeah but if he's a foreign mutt then he most likely is one. although I have nothing against sancho right now.

If Sancho extends he could easily earn Reus type of wages.

>giving the #11 to a CM

that's fucking retarded. no big club would do that.

you have to think about all the customers rushing to buy cruisance's shirt m8...

Still can't believe Brazzo actually gave him a Stammplatzgarantie.

> "60 Days In" offers an unprecedented look at life behind bars at Indiana's Clark County Jail as seven innocent volunteers are sent to live among its general population for 60 days without officers, fellow inmates, or staff knowing their secret.

Interesting show about life in America

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>not on netflix
boo

It's on BTN

broadcasthe.net/series.php?id=59784

They even have an Amazon store inside jail

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and can write and receive emails.

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>Noch schwächer präsentierten sich einige Union-Fans – im Stadionheft wurde RB auf das Übelste beleidigt. Auf einer Seite war ein Cartoon zum Spiel abgedruckt. Zu sehen: Unions Maskottchen Ritter Keule, wie es einen Bullen in die Luft kickt und dabei sagt: „Union verleiht Flügel.“ Im Hintergrund ist an einer Anzeigetafel das Logo von RB gezeichnet. Statt der beiden Bullen sind zwei Ratten zu sehen, die an einem Zwei-Euro-Stück nagen, darüber prangt der Schriftzug „Ratten Ball“.

>not posting the pic

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yeah was too lazy, thought you could do something for once

>"Was hier sportlich und gesellschaftlich geschaffen wurde, gibt es auf der ganzen Welt nicht noch mal", sagte Hoeneß, "es ist die Geschichte, die den FC Bayern so liebenswert macht. Wir wollen anders sein als diese Geldsäcke, die in unserem Geschäft immer mehr die Oberhand gewinnen."
Now this is the Mia San Mia mentality!

based

Let's be honest here for a second... Look at those shitty Traditionsclubs like 1860, Lautern, Dynamo, Rapid Wien, Duisburg, Milan etc. What did they achieve in the last decade? Financial success? Great scouting? Youth development?
B-but tradition!!!
It's incest and Freunderlwirtschaft that ruined these clubs. B-but Fritz Huber is the youth coach since 20 years and he's a friend of the CEO I'm sure he's a great at developing youngsters!!!
This can't happen at a "construct" like RBL or RBS since performance and long term concepts are more important than some washed up "legends" who don't do jack shit at the club.

*goes to training camp to a nation which directly supports terrorismn and a religious state in order not make them look less horrible*
Buyern directly supports the enemy of our civilization

>Mateschitz anything
>free of Freunderlwirtschaft

*let Werner go for free*

i knew ösis were retards but this takes the cake

This but unironically

>this is what customers believe

he's possibly the dumbest manager we've ever had in the bundes. Lodder would do a better job.

seething traditioncuck

based bundes-berti dropping elite truthbombs

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miau

plastic ossi cuck having familypicnics in the stadium every saturday

seethe a bit harder and maybe you'll lose some weight

I'm going for a walk now.
Did the gamescom already started? If yes, I could check out the area near the Kölnmesse a bit.
thanks for reading my blog

based, that hype is not organically grown it’s asteoturfed. uli dropped a bit of taschengeld at springer etc. so that they don’t write about how atrocious this transfer window really was. they try to sell it as a win.

alarmingly stupid post
i thought it was just your bad english

Favor for telling BILD of his retirement plans

lel

WER IST DENN JETZT DERJENICHE DER HIER DIE SCHEISSE BAUTNE?

so müde

>Ribery about to join KPB at Florentina

might watch some Serie A games after all

That's some serious Affenzirkus potential. Nice.

anyone else enjoying this Hitzesommer?

nah its dogshit

hab neue gemacht ja ja

ja

comfy listening to old domian