AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

this
my mates always used to watch his podcast thinking he was somehow funny or interesting but I saw straight through that shit
didn't think he was capable of this though lmao

turns out lawrence wasn't actually the cuck. what a turn of events

Yeah like you can tell he used to be a fat kid, probably got picked on and had insecurities. Then he got in shape and started talking down to people but it was fooling no one.

He’s a shit eating cuck mate. Not really the same thing as fingering your ass.

True Geordie? More like True Faggot!

Kek, he’s still probably gay

northerners were a mistake

Quick rundown: who is this man and why should i care?

I thought this was a meme people like this don’t exist right?

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anything north of York should be wiped out

How sheltered are you?

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Why are northerners/english millennials and zoomers in general obsessed with black folk’s dicks

Where did these screenshots originate from?

He's like the British Joe Rogan, but never actually fought.

and anything south of watford

a girls shitter onto TGs face

meh, it's pretty tame compared to the crazy stuff i think and say

Hello and welcome to your first day on the internet.

>looks like a quare
>sounds like a quare
I should think he's probably a quare

sub/dom fetish taken too far

So this is why he was rooting for AJ, the fucking faggot

He has a podcast or something with a bunch of literal gay s󠛡󠛡󠛡o󠛡󠛡󠛡󠛡󠛡󠛡yboys
youtu.be/UJL_srYX-E0

that's True Poofter in the anglosphere and you should know that

That’s modern media for you

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apology for poor english

where were you wen gordee dies?

i was masterbating to pictur of joe rogan wen larence rings

'gordee is kill
'no'

so like this ?

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based and midulpilled

Shit like this makes me so glad my sexual preferences are vanilla as fuck.

OH DEAR OH DEAR

looks good to me

Fixed.

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da fuq, did he get hacked or is this some ex-gf or something just leaking this shit?

another sad case of cumbrainitis. don't let this happen to you.

Do you think he feels terrible about this getting out or do you think his obvious humiliation fetish kicks in here and he's enjoying this exposition?

blacked porn, unironically

>bongs

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Unironically, what the fuck is wrong with Geordies and Mackems?

True Giardia.

Try north of Milton Keynes

The True Gordo

Anything south of Milton Keynes should be wiped out

The isolation from other cities

please dont be proud of this. your mind is ill and no one will find it attractive. there is literally no upside to being like this.

>implying anyone knows where milton keynes is to begin with

>remainers

what the fuck is wrong with modern englishmen

jeez the other poof probably fucks him in the ass

the state of england

How fucking STUPID do you have to be as a (semi) famous person to talk about your fetishes and shit online, knowing full well that the other person can screencap them and change your life forever.

it's wacky and edgy if you have the personality and hedonistic lifestyle to match, like some kind of rockstar
but generally unattractive and odd if you're a haitian basketweaving forum dweller

Sadly it is probably fake

I knew there was a reason why he is friends with Lawrence

can anybody give me a source, want to banter at the fucker

Make sure you note it down or you won't be able to sleep at all tonight.

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that lawrence chap doesn't seem quare at all.

Nah, if it was fake he would’ve denied by now.

How dumb do you have to be to even consider messaging random thots on instagram like some desperate Indian from rural bumfuckistan

because they’re fat pasty blobs filled with Greggs and envious of those with superior genes

it’s over for him lads

post source you wankers

Yikes

isn't this some slut he fucked?

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alright luke?

The cuck off amirite lads?

Dunno tbf.

If it is though this is revenge porn under U.K. law so the thot is in deep shit.

>Lose Rafa
>Gain Steve Bruce

Can't blame him for wanting some backdoor action to take his mind off the absolute state of Newcastle FC.

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there's people like this in this very thread, you're asking this on Yea Forums of all places

Quality bants

With special guest Hugh Jizzy.

After experience a decade of Mike Ashley shitting on the Newcastle fans, it's no surprise he's developed a taste for it

>North of Watford

>takes literally 5 minutes to mock this up

>norf

Imagine sucking spluge out of this units gofer hole

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Who was the bird?

Umm yes? She looks proper dirty

t. Norf

How is this revenge porn? Isn’t it free speech? Revenge porn is such a stupid law, what if someone sends you something that makes you uncomfortable? Are you unable to show anyone or talk about it?

Takes 5 minutes to deny it. Which he hasn’t.

Is that her? Fucking hell lad what were you thinking?

8/10 Irish women look like this. Do norf and Ireland share a phenotype?

It doesn't even matter if its true, this will stick to him forever.
It's like a nonce accusation, your name is just tainted permanently.

corrrrrrr

do we have a picture of the other person in this conversation?

>revenge porn
Retarded concept that only exists to protect the modesty of whores.

You realise it works for men too brainlet

Are words really covered under 'revenge porn' though? It's not like there's pics or a video

if you acknowledge it exists you just expose it to people that haven't seen it yet
it's best to completely ignore it

Boring mate

What the fuck

yooo thats hella nasty

>this is a 10 in the UK

aw norn iron too?

Not so fast Callum.

not the lakes pls n-no

It’s blown up everywhere mate

Should move the top line just above Chester.

respect to anyone willing to admit they'd like to be shit on

I'd like to be shit on by some futa furry girls.

Looks more Brazilian than your typical English lass, but they have weird genes that far north.

NOW THAT'S A PROPAH BIRDIE LA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

>scrolling through youtube recommendations literally 5 minutes ago
>this idiot's podcast comes up
>think he looks like a right dickhead
>come on here and see this

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Fooken hell
And she probably can't even cook

Isn't she Greek? Not a tru Norf, more turkroach

Mutt U.S bitches look better

>e-celeb threads
This isn't fucking Yea Forums.

phwoar proper English rose that

American women are normally top tier aesthetics wise. The white ones at a healthy weight anyway

>thinking this is real

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Seems suspiciously well spelled for a guy who's talking about this stuff. This is heavy-breathing, stroking-it-while-typing stuff.

I see nothing wrong here

Try Lizard point minus Norwich because our goat is there

Why are anglos such fucking weirdos?

Hahahha, I knew this thread was gonna be here.

have seen LOTS of posts like this in this site, he probably browses Yea Forums

I'd watch the porn desu

Not even. It elicits a funny/cringe reaction, not "HOLY FUCK, STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS!"

Reject Modernity.

Northerners can't make fun of Americans for being cuckolds anymore. It'd be pot calling kettle a black cock lover.

Wanting to gets fucked in the ass by your girl' scrap-on isn't degenerate, but wanting her to take and dump on your chest and sucking another guy's splooge of her certainly is.

Great night out; doesn't cost you and arm and a leg for a round of drinks

>Wanting to gets fucked in the ass by your girl' scrap-on isn't degenerate,

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>Straight guys that like to get their prostate pounded

That's the only part of this that's remotely sexy.

honestly doesn't surprise me, he always tries to act like a fucking alpha manly man and gets really defensive when his masculinity/sexuality comes into question. Only people that have you constantly remind everyone how straight and manly they are definitely love taking it up the shitter.

it'll all blow over soon enough anyway, poor guy

women are to blame for this, vile creatures can't be trusted.

This made me laugh till it hurt. Regards.

that have to*

Probably only in the bedroom, for women he's horny for and trusts not to tell his mates (or the entire fucking internet) for fear of being ridiculed.

All his content is parasitical YouTube drama that'll turn your brain to mush and he's just really fucking stupid

this is barely English

Fairly certain this is standard for an English male, what's all the fuss about.

Nigga finna hang hisself.

He needs to be on suicide watch.

Sorry, it was a rush job. Is this better?

A guy wanting to get fucked by his girlfriend's scrap-on isn't degenerate, but wanting her to take a dump on his chest and/or sucking another guy's splooge off her is.

I hope he's OK, this as to be pretty damn embarrassing with how everyone is reacting over his fetishes. It's weird, but if it's between consenting adult, then...

Has BBC cuck porn become mainstream?

I don't understand white men's fascination (and jealously) over black men genitalia. Do they want it themselves or some shit? Wasn't there that study that showed racist men watch BBC and BBC cucked porn the most?

I only know this guy from the KSI-Logan Paul commentary. What was he thinking about KSI all that time....

Sexual liberation happened and being attractive/having a big dick have become almost as important for your social standing as money and fame. Hence having a race of men being ahead of the rest just by being born is weird to the psyche of white people which historically have always been at the top.

>Then he got in shape
Where? When?

Lol big true

Do the police seriously believe his phone was hacked, and that the girl didn't leak the screenshots online? How dumb they are

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This makes it a million times better.
Also wonder what the female said

The shit and cuck thing is gross, but I hope this doesn't cause straight men that like anal pleasure to be shamed and feeling they need to push it under ground.

Anyone know? I want to have a conversation with a girl like that.

i thought it was a meme, but there are weird gringos that actually fantasize about this lol

Probably, he always brings up a time of his life when he was kinda suicidal

Your comment revealed that you don't know what modernity is

Probably reflects the popularity of identity politics of left and right which means that people incorrectly view the world through the lens of rave rather than class

this

This has to be fake, like no one actually does this kind of disgusting shit other than pornstars

He used to watch Babestation, you can just tell

How sheltered are you, lad? Femdom is one of the most common fetishes there is. Not everybody takes it as far as forced bi and scat, but it's hardly uncommon either.

The guy likes to get shit on, watch black dudes fuck his female partner (after said black dude kicks him off) and sucking on dirty, shitty dildos.

He's a fucking goner

None of that makes him the tier of a Nonce, though. He's just a freaky little (big) shit.

was it really necessary to screenshot that sentence? you could have easily just Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V'd it

Just an average degenerate brit

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Just a bit of dirty talk. Really don’t see what the big deal is.

Shouldn't you be prepping the bull or something?

This desu, as a non-white person I found this repulsive, disgusting, vomit-inducing and I couldn't even read the entirety of those texts but I thought this was normal for wypipo

>but I thought this was normal for wypipo

It truly is.

Might as well have been my messages to my mum.

Bääsed

Yo, that's a bit gay