is he, dare I say, back?
Is he, dare I say, back?
he is, the plan is simple. he will go at 2022 world cup, he will be on the brazil bench, they will sub him in only to take penalties, having klose at the WC top scorer is a disgrace
I can't tell ifthis chick inthe foreground in 90 years old or 10
Shrugs every day
In awe
get fucked
achievable natty?
imagine taking anabolic steroids to look like that. yikes
>taking T instead of E
I will never understand people like this
I wish desu
Wasn't he busted with shemale escorts a couple of years ago?
What an alpha.
who is this?
great smile, cute tummy, what's not to love about him
Me in 10 years
Is this what peak performance looks like?
he was always fat
missi
>if only you knew how bad things really are
>tummy
Thats clearly a belly
Seriously though why does he look like this?
me now
because food tastes good except salad
salad is good if you drench it in oil and vinegar, a real delight to a fatman
is that girl his daughter? she looks more like Roberto Carlos or Mario Jardel
penalties in penalty shootout don't count as goals in any statistics
didn't talk about penalty shootout la
#myGOAT
well, otherwise you cannot predict when a penalty will take place, so benching R9 doesn't make much sense (n'a pas de sens). And diving has been exposed by Neymar
you can sub him in as soon as a penalty kick is awarded
Organs grew due to HGH abuse plus being fat
>PSV (2 seasons)
averages 1 pancake per game
wins Netherlands Eating Cup, ending a 6-year drought
top eater of the league in 1995
>Barcelona (1 season)
averages 1 paella per game
wins Spanish Eating Cup, ending a 7-year drought
wins UEFA Eating Cup, ending a 5-year drought, eats in the final
wins Spanish Super-Sized cup, eats twice in the final
wins 1996 Balloon D'or
top eater of the league in 1997
>Soda America 1997
wins, drinks 5 sodas, named best calories gained
>Inter pre-diabetes(2 seasons)
averages 1 pasta bowl per game
wins UEFA Eating Cup, ending a 4-year drought, eats in the final
wins 1997 Balloon D'or
>Soda America 1999
wins, scores 5 sodas, ends up top calorie gainer
>gets diabetes at the beginning of the 3rd season at Inter, misses the 4th season entirely, comes back at the end of the 5th season
>World Cupcake 2002
averages 1 confectionery per game
eats twice in the final
amazing eating comparable to Pele in 1970, Maradona in 1986 and Zidane in 1998
wins 2002 Balloon D'or
>Real Madrid (5 seasons)
averages 2 paellas every 3 minutes
wins 2 league eating titles
wins a Spanish Super-Sized cup, eats in the final
wins Intercontinental Eating Cup, eats in the final
top eater of the league in 2004
By the point he makes it to Milan he had lost a knee to diabetes and was basically done with his career. Not going to include his 1994 World Cupcake win because he was dieting. Not going to talk about his career in Brazil because nobody cares about South American eating competitions. Let's leave it at that.
>10 seasons in Europe at top eating form, including his first year at PSV
>averages nearly 1 sugary snack per game
>wins 3 Balloon D'or
>top eater of the league 3 times
>wins 2 league eating titles but also 4 domestic cupcakes whilst eating in the finals
>wins 3 international eating titles with his clubs eating in all the finals
>wins 1 World Cupcake and 2 Soda America while being top eater
and he will become a burden for the rest of the match
so? gotta beat the record
he can beat for ex. Beckenbauer's record
>world champion as a player
>as a manager
>as a federation president
>kiwi humour
What is this mode called?
It's because they're upside down all the time.
real madrid mode
Thank god you’re saying this. Klose fags need to fuck off. The guy looks like a middle aged lesbian woman
CAM ON INGERLAND
polish genes and face of a truck driver from our beautiful land
Do you hate him for playing for Germany? Lewandowski is twice the player klose was
>unshamed about his fat gut
>roided shoulders and traps
>fucking pregnant
why?
no, I don't like him for hating & despising Poland in every fucking interview
On the other hand, we love Podolski here, he's our guy, he likes Poland, he promised to play here in the last year of his career, he even refused to celebrate when he scoread a goal vs our NT
>absolute unit
>making fatlets seethe because he's happy
based
10-15 minutes every match at home and Valladolid could reach Europa League positions on La Liga.
Isn't this the body of some fatso who's roiding? He has the roid gut and shoulders.
Who’s the lady with the great thighs
Umm sweetie, marta has already surpassed klose for WC goals. Keep up
is that diego maradona?
more like drag madonna
only faggots have shame of their fatguts
Based phil
bulk toad
Gorilla mode
*mogs you*
Building up for peak performance
It is a good thing he didn't get aids from fucking those traps
Fear the BLOAT