/cric/

Just remembered he was no. 6 in the UAE tour so I suppose they could put him there and take out Wade

grim that is

hey outstanding work here guys, enthralling posts

literally copied what I said good work mate

More important than the runs saved, the best thing about injuring Smoth is that he couldn't set the field for Paine in the 2nd innings, allowing us to salvage the draw.

There was no chance of a win anyway

craving sex

bancroft hasn't scored, but he typically faces a decent amount of balls
reckon he'll come good

Same
Him, Harris and Labuschagne are the future of Australia’s top order

why couldn't they just call him Marcus like most sane people would do

But it does worry me that between him and Warner they're much more likely to drop Bancroft just given Warner's record

Because we already have Marcus Harris

that's the Marcus in question dufus

the other one is marNUS labiachange

hey dufii I am talking here

can someone bump /afl/ later I'm going to bed now

mebbe, im doing a 'oo at 'oil

good thing Roy has been rewarded with his good form by being retained for the 3rd test

england doesn't want to be at a disadvantage by being 1 wicket down by default - don't want anyone who hasn't played a test before

Reckon bancuck will be the one dropped for harris, cummins to be dropped for pattinson

me?? just don't care for the hapa Roy burns
don't have anything against hapas*
best friend is one**

I think they’re worried about playing Harris over Bancroft because then we’ve got three consecutive left handers in the top order
That’s why Warner should be dropped for Harris, the sooner the better

don't you mean marcus

Also I don’t think they’ll drop Cummins just yet, Siddle maybe

a bit unfair ngl siddy did mostly good
only if you lot had fielders who could field

stop
drop
shut em down open up shop
ohhhhhhhhhh
noooooooooo
that's how ruff ryders roll

Thought about this in the shower just then. >yfw smitty is ruled out and the top order is 6 lefthanders

Love /cric/. All you faggots act hard online but IRL I'd knock you apart out.

>hes never seen gooseys guns
Hes all natty too m8

lads, remember when sebbo got blasted by a sick verse

I understand the Denly thing because it's possible that somebody could actually do worse, but even somebody who gets out for single figures but can catch in the slips would be an improvement on Gayson Soi

Busman is a good batsman. If there's someone better not in the side please name them and give reasons.

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When Burns took off his helmet yesterday I couldn't believe how he looked. So asthetic. He doesn't need to play cricket for hours on end he could just become a movie star.

I'm not gay btw

just get sibley in tbqh

Pavel Florin interview on TMS
youtube.com/watch?v=HXAYwfkiomU

Patterson

>NOOOOO, YOUR TOP 6 BATSMAN CAN'T ALL BE LEFTHANDEFS

He's fresh, and can he bat at first drop?

I'm not convinced, although I agree with user saying Busman should field at fine leg.

I do. Did you save it?

here it is

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bonza mate

Sebbo was right though. Rent free in all of your tiny heads

toil done

>plebbo was right

you could have spent that money on a rope instead sebbo

Maybe not everyone agrees with your bullying.

>Doesn't hate on sebbo
>m-must be sebbo on a vpn

we all know it's you fatguts

Not him but he's right. We don't have to agree with the bullying.
It's nice that he's getting songs written for him though.

fatguts absolutely desperate, lads

>they have half the legs

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>n-n-not him, b-but hes right

Lmao. Trip on, proxy off

>Direland

Classic ECB selectors are in a lose-lose situation now. Keep him as opener and he's a walking wicket, drop him into the middle order and it's telling him his techniqie is shit and he'll neck himself.

Sehwag became an opener just to get into the team and he changed test cricket. India aren't so precious about giving young talent a go

Sebbo, if you're here pal, don't worry about it you've got friends enough.
As a test nation, Ireland welcomes your involvement in cricket and /cric/

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this is poothetic, sebbo

>cricket general
>Talks about some guy called sebbo half the time
>Literally lives rent free in all of thier heads
>Someone defends sebbo
>Must be sebbo

Pathetic. Although I do love 4channel for this reason, I'm going to post later cricket related and blend in again like normal with the other potato posters

sebbo you fat cunt, you're the reason ireland had that famine.

any wogGOD in?

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Based Supreme Court Gardens

Is siddle the final blackpill?

food court in 10

good heavens I hope so. I will never get over his unbelievable arrogance. Rich kid, private schooled prick of the highest order

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plenty closer to the chopping block, he actually succeeds in some respects in how he faces 40-50 balls before fucking off

richo's greatest hour

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Ivan must have been seething

Can't see Australia making any unforced changes desu. Lasagne in for Smoth, that's it.

God poovans a pleb

Literally only warner who was making runs, albeit slowly in the odis

need to do the needful and drop warner

>in the odis

could do with fucking off buttler, maybe get foakes in

maruns IN
warner OUT
cuckwaja to 2

yes put the man who can't play the moving ball in at 2

Its not like he can play the spinning ball either

you're right he's just flat out shit and needs to be on the next flight back to shitney

Runs are runs, regardless of format has been the teams philosophy for a while now

find the strict AA coupled lines throughout the second verse to be sophomoric at best, pains me to say Sebbo's verse is clearly superior

seamers in sicily

Unchanged team

a full strength kazakhstan

left armers in lombardy

youtu.be/dIV-QdPEx-Q

It is shakib bro

Will Smith play regardless of his head injury?

He's out on concussion protocol.

Will Smith is very cautious of head injuries

I feel a bit sorry for Warner. I mean he has been shit but he seems like a nice bloke overall.

kek no he does not

He does to me, but I think it might be because he keeps crying. Just feel a bit sorry for him.

understated and underrated shots ngl

he's a proper cunt by all accounts, got absolutely no friends in the team

Add “The Rock” to the list of films @foxtel stupidly crops from 2.35:1 to 1.85. Maddening.

ahahahaha oh nonononononononono
the absolute fucking state

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A1 class wankers in the squad:
Warner
Wade
Bancroft
Maxwell
M. Marsh
Khawaja (not a bad person, just punishing to be around)

mmarsh seems like a decent bloke

Oh really? Well I don't think he'll be back this series anyway.

Couple of months ago they had American Psycho on TV here and they played the theatrical open matte edition. Quite hard to get a copy of it - it was only sold in Germany afaik - so Christ knows how that mistake happened.
It's the only edition where you can see Christian Bale's penis.

Will Smith is an actor mate
Waheyy

Warner is 32 and his game has always relied on great hand-eye coordination and reflexes rather than a watertight technique.
Quite likely his eyes are going, happened to Sehwag too

>david warner
literally who

Yeah mate I'm sure they can reschedule the film shooting for a later date whilst he recovers

>Stokes Woakes and Foakes all in the side at once
Not sure my autism would be able to cope

No, he might play but it hasn't been decided yet.

the team cries out for the -kes trio

Archer will fizzle out
he will not get a single wicket next test
screencap this and shove it in my face if you want to, but I know I will be proven right

it will be
>Joffra who?
come end of this arses

Absolutely everyone loves MMarsh. It is literally the only reason that he gets selected so often.

hello is this thing on?? brainy posts here
here and
here

what compels an American to post in a cricket general on the subforum of a Turkmenistani welding website?

>daddy! they other boys were mean to me! kick them out or I will be angry!
>ok son

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I'm bi, and yeah he's fit as fuck. Also very attractive are Peter siddle and pat Cummins.

based gaylad

WHEN I WAS

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^_^
Aussie accents and attitudes are... Hot
Can tell Siddle is super manly and basically doesn't give a fuck, for me that makes him the most attractive in the ashes

>hitting Siddle from the back, tear off that kinky cable knit vest he insists on wearing. See this.
big boner killer tbqh

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>Implying he'd let you top him

>le 'sport lad' look
how contrived. sad!

that was a good gimmick

Your favourite Cricketing body?

Mine is Mark Cosgrove

Mark's current physique is very impressive. He has a naturally generous frame and his lack of a neck really complements this. Great defined jowls and calf muscles that could make any girl blush. An aspect I love of his body is his swaggering gait and his no-nonsense two day stubble growth. It really compliments his 'repescted elder statesman' phase. I often find myself watching his matches just to stare at his sexy body. His stoic ability to refuse to run quick singles really showcases his pristine body. A complete joy to watch his laboured breathing and lowering run-rate. Sometimes I replay one of his many 15 minute long innings numerous times. His lowered eyes and sweaty, loose lower lip never ceases to excite me. Mark will forever be my 'boy toy'.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9kRX__LP6VQ

>hitting Siddle from the back
You got the wrong end of the stick pal. Unless you like topping masculine men, in which case cart your arse over here. It is a foul tattoo.

>Bupa advert

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so many classic pastas

youtube.com/watch?v=rxL0WPeVc-g

youtube.com/watch?v=H105kxgIlj4

having a hard time in the toilet lads, tummy is a mess

youtube.com/watch?v=P3zXiYkJIGU
youtube.com/watch?v=JktKChJtfkk

Keep going I believe in you

It's bowel cancer mate

my monkey friend is here :)

Lads it's been 3 years and I'm still going through old texts.when will this end? Drugs help but can't be on them 24*7.

for me it's Chris "Chad" Green

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delete them and move on bla
just like an old worn out stinky sock
das it
respect and love yourself first

Why are people sucking Archer off when Kagiso Rabada is younger and already has 176 (one hundred and seventy six) test wickets at an average of 21.77?

because archer is bigger brained, faster and superior

I could move on if i get a girl but that's been the hard part as well

youtube.com/watch?v=iPIjT-zdryY

Being honest after turning 18 I don't even say to anyone that I play games.
Calling yourself a "gamer" or dumb things like that is ridiculous and childish.
Blog over.

>t. Veronica
gamers rise up

because he hits people in the head and likes it

Brian Lara Cricket on the psone is still the goat cricket vidya

/cric/ is that anyway that you could generate the nude KANE?

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Just went to the loo and did a massive English and Australian captaincy lads.

we literally have zero good captains in international cricket right now

yeah that's grim

celeryman.alexmeub.com/

Just took a massive England middle order lads

Bailed us out in both innings tbg.

I'll bet the Aussie one was runny and smelly but the English one hurt and left you feeling frustrated and like there was more to come

Beginning to dawn on me that Worcestershire aren't very good at cricket (but we're bloody great at T20)

Just passed a gigantic Anzac cricket lads. Feeling a big old England cricket following that.

A YOUNG BOY

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This is epic

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archer is literally casual bait

Tell my wife I'm very busy.

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daring synthesis

epic troll haha

Kek

Off to bed lads. Going to deliver a sickening blow to my wife's pussy

make sure she dilated today and cleared out any hairballs

gave your mom a sickening blow if you know what I mean mate

reckon Archer is such a monster he'd bounce a girl at full pace

*be's thinking about the cricket*

*be's back from toil*
ask me anything you don't understand about cricket and cricket strategeries ka x

I'm not blaming the lad, he's just carrying himself in the manner in which he perceives a proper Englishman ought to. Just trying to fit in.

unnecessary and disgusting

he's young and getting too much attention too fast, and not all of it is deserved. he is strictly alri, and has a LOOOOONG way to go even come close to being a reliable bowler much less a legend of the game. this is gonna end very badly for him I'm afraid. bet he doesn't even any education past high school

cricket is littered with train wrecks like him

Archer will be grand so long as his captain doesn't overbowl him.

one can hope

the coward joe root: "y-you don't have to overbowl h-haha"
the chad 10inch dick joffrey archer: "nah its ok me breda watch me crack wade's skull next yamean"

dis

true, and how fucking cool is the accent

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the assassination of steven smith by the coward joe root

what race and class will /cric/ be rolling?

I play eso, breton nightblade

isnt eso garbage though? or is it like d3 where it got way better a year or two later?

It got better after 2 years. It's not good really but you know I'm invested by now, also doing dungeons and trials is fun and the pvp in there is actually quite good except it's either empty or laggy.
It's good but it's shit, kind of like cigarettes if you like.

oh fuck
OH FUCK

is ESO pvp the system where you have to stick a flag into the opponent after he's "downed"? or am i mistaking it with some other system

Nah, it's not that. ESO has a full pvp campaign map, there's 3 alliances and you're mostly fighting for castles, smashing the walls down with siege weapons and pouring oil on folk.

for me, it was neocron back in the early 2000s

I see I'm probably mistaking it with the FF one then

I'm not sure about FF I've not played either mmo

>Transgender cricketer reignites row over who should be allowed to play women's sports after becoming a star for her Kent team

OH NONONO

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reckon "she" wears a box?
is it a feminine box?

so true

he took what six wickets all up? cumGOD is twice the bowler

They all look trans

kek

undead rogue

what's the unofficial aussie server?

something to do with semen slurping i reckon

I'm pretty sure there's no server called "The United States of America" though

just went to the loo and blocked it a massive american and finnish banter

Frostmourne US

>the bowellet block
absolute state of british toilets

sebbo mate you're not funny stop trying to be funny

unironically not sebbo

>us
sad
what's the ping difference between north american and european servers for you?

youtube.com/watch?v=97g7m0aXUio
good morning my /cric/ brethren

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the incel pedo richo

aren't you the pedo fuck?
youtube.com/watch?v=BCoP7G2K7Hc

I thought more Aussies were on the EU servers in general, I've found a fair few of ye in different games over the years.

no, baseless accusation

>baseless
don't believe a word the nonce says
he's even sicker than most kiwis

dunno never played on European servers
I used to get a ping of around 300-400 on American servers though

why on earth would you ever wanna play with such awful ping? Surely european servers have to be at least a little bit better than that...
What class would you even play with that ping? Affliction lock? (basically autowin if you're playing 20/31/0 or whatever the autowin soullink spec was

nah Europe is worse
just how things go for English speakers in this part of the world. bigger games have servers here now though

will classic be free?

yea I know, run escape got aussie servers a few years back so at least you can still play that...

in my experience west coast US is 200, east is 300 and europe is 350+
You can get used to it in basically any game that isn't an fps

subscription, but it's the same sub as the current game so you just have to pay once

can't be fucked ill just keep mogging noobs with my 99 smithing cape i afk'd because i despise actually playing ruenscape but am addicted to it

grim

after I took the grand strategy pill no other games can satisfy me

victoria 2 is the peak of video games really nothing more to be achieved

whenever a player gets the kind of hype archer does I find myself absolutely despising them and wishing a humiliating end to their career on them

g'nite joffras x
youtu.be/DM-IgtxmnpA

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>talked about non stop
>acheived very little except injuring another player and almost injuring another

a man of good taste

don't ever reply to me again

thanks for the reply mate
yeah good point he didn't do shit did he
useless cunt hey
thanks again for replying and starting a dialogue

They're just super excited they've an actual fast bowler and he shows promise, first one since Gough (I think).
Hopefully you blokes will adapt to his bouncers next test, Edgbaston usually is the most similar of English test wickets to Australian wickets.
It's shaping up nicely for another good test.

I sense incoming seethe

yeah true
and yeah I think they will, smith in particular. just don't think it was something they'd prepared for given how English bowlers typically are, but short bowling isn't something foreign to Australians so they should bounce back alright.
thanks for replying

Yeah, I think this will do just fine

*sharts*

*dabs*

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cringe

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just did an enormous f*nland in the toilet lads

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You're very welcome mate.

I'd love to hear what everyone in /cric/ has to say here it's a promising thread.

downvoted

unfathomably based

sharting isn't even good ironically pal

edgbaston was the 1st test m8

Yes, you're right it's Headingley in Leeds. I've only been calling it Edgbaston all week thanks for pointing that out my dear friend :^)

>this is gonna end very badly for him I'm afraid. bet he doesn't even any education past high school

dumb post dripping in fat, he's already a proven T20 mercenary collecting paychecks all over the world, and his record even excluding test is top level over many years, he ain't gonna struggle to make a living

only thing that can stop him is an injury, but he has black genetics plus an easy non-stressful action so I think he's less at risk at that than other fast bowlers

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don't reply to smeggo

can't wait to lose the ashes next test, then have anderson return for the 4th test + all our neurotic batsmen finally perform now they're dead rubbers with no pressure and blow them away pointlessly for the last 2 games

Ross Lyon gone boys
everything's coming up Milhouse

he never even rolls through teams and hes still there, what a man

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What happens if the series ends in a tie?

>boring medium pace

yawn, let's talk about archer more

both just as fast mate

australia wins

cummins was only as fast when he was a walking injury back in the day, he's a good yard slower than archer these days though.. he mostly bowling 84-86mph in the last test

for me it's medium pace spin

objectively shit
just exposing your lack of knowledge of cricket
why are you even here no one likes you no one wants you

oh look, it's the medium pace spin skeptic again lads

YAWN
A
W
N

Please peddle your antivax-tier nonsense elsewhere mate.

for me it's fast pace spin bouncers

that would be fucking epic

why don't bowlers go to hurt batsman into retiring in the 1st innings more?

it's effectively 2 wickets in one - it's literally the greatest reward in one ball, I think archer is onto something, hope he carries this on

stop leaving your pet pikey in /hoc/ you dumb thirdies

i bet you squat when you shit dont you

we'll take him back if you take sebbo off our hands

Squatted and shat all over your mother if you get my meaning mate

reckon you shit a little when you do squats mate

There's more layers in this post than a seven layered dip, which I'm sure you're well acquainted with.

honestly mate, the doritos locos tacos are divine

i want to try the nacho fries but i cant eat potatoes nor dairy anymore :(

>A Doritos Locos Tacos flavors in Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, and Fiery.
>Doritos Locos Tacos came out on March 7, 2012, in Nacho Cheese at Taco Bell in Toledo, Ohio A crunchy taco with ground beef, lettuce, and real cheddar cheese, in a shell made out of Doritos chips in Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, or Fiery.
sounds alright with a cold beer and a t20 county game on a warm summers evening

I dare say it is not controversial that the manchild who brings smelly yet oddly tasteless doritos is one that isn't to fraternise with

yea man the best part is they're a pleb filter of the highest order. see for an example

doritos are shit m8

He'd eat a gentleman's taco though

i et his mum's taco if you know what i mean

God Irecunt is insufferable

You sound mad and poor

Pretty sure it is sebbo on a proxy

he predates sebbo freshcas

no he doesn't, there's a new Irish poster who's been extremely insufferable the last month or so

he's been posting regularly but he's shown up from time to time for a while

t. sebbo falseflagging

funny how potatocunt and fatcunt hit it off so well.

the incel pedo richo

conti roll from the local wog for lunch

don't get the hate for the Irish lad
the English one in Ireland is a right cunt but this one is fine other than when he goes to bat for the fat cunt

would never even dream of not getting my hair cut by wogs

bring so much to our lives don't they mate
grim imagining all these other countries without a big strong med flavour

got my hair cut by a based leb yesterday, couldn't understand half of what he was saying to me

Was trying to avoid this result but my hand has be forced, Irish flag filter going on

Always smells like old fish when I walk by here

>gets exposed proxy posting under an Australian flag
>potato nigger suddenly posting 12+hrs a day and sucking him off with every post
Yes, what a perplexing mystery this is.

Yeah could I get a number 5 on the back and sides, and just a bit off the top. No a bit less than that. Thanks

Next you'll be telling me something outrageous like blahcunt is fatcunt.

The Irishcunt's mannerisms are exactly the same as his as well, a lot of cringy countryballs banter, shallow insight into absolutely everything, trying too hard etc.

>no. 5
are you a poof m8

ignore both, simple as.

fuck's sakes lads i don't have a comic for you cunts claiming everyone from every country is based seb

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what's wrong with a no. 5

number two on the sides and tidy up the top is my go to

seriously what's wrong with a no. 5, you reckon it's too long? I remember one wog literally refused to do it once and made me go with a 3 or a 4
might even do a 6 next time wahey

can't say without getting a look at you mate
I've got a very square head shape so I don't look good with extra width on the side

this with a cheeky bit of 1 round the bottom

yeah get that done without asking
truly the elite cut

>I remember one wog literally refused to do it once and made me go with a 3 or a 4

Did you tell that dumb fucking cunt that you're paying him and he'll do exactly as you say?

Let a wog walk all over you in your own country, poothetic.

it's their country though.

so you all aim to look like dockworkers. why not get an expensive hairstyle with medium/long hair?

No I trusted the wisdom of my wog superior and gave it a go

a lot of the younger blokes have it long I've noticed
far too set in my ways for any change now though

gaybo

>arguing with a wog about hair, food or wine
pointless mate. they know what they're doing

Still got no idea what these haircut numbers mean if I'm honest lads. I just tell them to trim it so it grows out the same again.

see this is why you need a wog telling you what to do

not really the fashion here if you work in a commercial setting

Shan't be following the advice of European scum

number refers to the head they put in the electric clippers, the higher the number the less they cut.
1 is basically a buzz

can a lebbo get some beard style tips?

Huh they've never used that with me except at the very edges in a few places. It's just the scissors of various shapes for myself, but then I have a luscious head of silky hair.

0 is no guard, so a buzz
1 is 1/8 in, 2-3mm
2 is 1/4in, 6mm
3 is 3/8in, 9.5mm
4 is 1/2in, 13mm and so on

clearly not Zachy then

so true

look at how he's desperately trying to insert himself into the hair chat lmao

Surprised he isn’t giving us shampoo tips and hairstyle options

>hairlet too scared to go beyond 1-4

he's skimming some wikipedia articles first

Think I’ll try scissor cuts along the back and sides next time, generally prefer the look of longer hair
Or try something mental like an 8 if they’ve got it

anything more than a 4 is uncharted territory for me

I cut my own hair actually. Been doing it for a decade. getting decent at it too

yikes

if anyone wants to come over for a short back n sides, you're welcome, just bring some beers.

free this Saturday arvo?

but yeah forgot to say, no (You) no dice sorry lads.

free this Saturday arvo?

Yeah m8, will be watching the footy though, so you could potentially lose a chunk if there's an exciting bit
Mullet yeah?

yeah the usual ta

Not really going anywhere in life lads. Just work, home and too tired to bother doing anything in the small free time I do have.

Get the feeling I'll hit my 30s and nothing will have changed.

literally me
at least from the outside I look successful

law school bla
changed everything

lads, how do I get motivated

magic mushrooms lads

I already have a professional job m8. Good working conditions too and pretty cosy number. Law is the most common degree in the UK anyway, it's not that special.

The issue is outside of the job.

just get into routines and it'll come

come over, I'll give you a haircut and take you out to get Asian gf

No man should have to toil at this hour

force yourself to exercise and you'll have more energy

Just woke up lads

yeah energy to not be able to go to sleep when you get home from gym and its fucking bedtime

you know the "max" line on the nutribullet lads?
I go well over it on a regular basis.

>going to the gym
Based onionslad

maybe you shouldn't go to the gym at 9pm dickhead

go right up to the line myself but never ever cross it

go in the morning dumb cunt

literally heading into work right now lad

finish work at 3pm, gym at work, home by 5pm

just ate a kilo of mandarins ama

>Unless you like topping masculine men,
s..sup bae

go at 10:30pm just so I don't have to wait around for any equipment

>not doing elite and muscular shift work to avoid peak hours
Grim

Gym and subsidised lunch at work is fucking elite.

how elite is your immune system right now mate

Alright, I'll make a routine now, ty lad

Cannot stand gymtards who go at night, end up going to sleep at 1-2am and sleeping in the next day
Isn't the point of exercise to get healthy and fit? You're never going to do it with that kind of routine

only time I can go lad
huge commute to and from toil

Based sebbo

then don't go at all, it's only going to make you less healthy
do cardio in the morning or something

I don't go at night but can understand. Early in the minring and after work is full of office tards who take up too much space in the changing rooms. Normal fags who take to long on the machines and chat to each other rather than actually using the equipment.

There's also always an older man walking around naked in the changing rooms for way longer than needed. U understand you'll be naked for some time, we are all when the towel drops, but come on fuck off prick get that underwear on

>bane might get suspended from bowling for his action
kek

I do

I'm actually quite healthy

hasn't been his year has it

lmao

oof

Just drop the cunt completely.

If they ban that action, will he die?

based sebbo

can't see a thing wrong with this bowling action.

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i never go close
too scared mate

i'll fucking drop you in a minute

hahahahahaha you took a picture of him fielding a ball and pretended it was his bowling action! absolutely classic stitch up mate got me well and truly properly good

try it, it's quite exhilarating.

do try it

Only a fucking septic would think it's cool to larp as a fucking mick. Think we've got him lads.
>based sebbo
give me a fucking break.

Akila Dananjaya however, is clearly a chucker.

yep lads
nonce zealand on the ropes again
honestly thinking of calling it ropes zealand at this point, except that they deserve to be called out for their noncery

he won't stop until someone's dead lads.

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>6 short balls in an over and a half. Where did you think this was going to end up Archer?

>And you’re cracking up laughing.

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Can't bat
Can't captain
And now can't bowl
Just get rid of him lad, useless player

>I know it’s Test cricket and it’s brutal but that was one of the nastier hits you’ll see. Absolutely flush to the head. Archer laughing doesn’t sit comfortably with me. Am I alone?

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based sebbo

>Jofra Archer was laughing with his team mates while Smith was being treated.
Yes the English are true gentlemen and play in the spirit of the game.

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>OK, I’m going to give @JofraArcher the benefit of the doubt; maybe he was laughing about something else when he felled #SteveSmith. Not happy with Eng fans who continue to boo Smith even after his heroics. Move on! #Ashes19

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racism

are we all in agreement that sebbo won the rap battle?

>Am amazing player, pure guts, courage and an utter disgrace that people at Lord's are booing Smith after that innings.

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>coulda doyd

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take a pic out the window to show us you're in Ireland

considering seb just subbed some words into one verse of "Real Muthaphuckkin G's", and the auscunt went and blew a half hour writing something original to "respond", yeah I think based seb won it just based on how little rent he pays to live inside ausfags' heads.

funny how nobody's ever asked for a pic out the window to prove i'm in arizona

take a pic to show you're in arizona fat cunt

it's dark out you fucking moron

he posted a screengrab of his iPad once that had an Arizona time zone

knew you wouldn't.

what do you want a pic of cunt?

your location you fat piece of shit.

Kek, there's two Irish posters defending sebbo.

Based

>fury - sebbo
>Schwarz - /cric/

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you want a picture of a bedroom?

holy shit so true
anzac cunts would literally say fury was "on the ropes" there as he was dodging every single fucking punch

moew

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sure thing fat cunt, take a picture of your pigsty

then waddle outside and take a picture of some sand and cacti

Why would a high flying lawyer be posting from his bedroom?

why would a high flying lawyer have 12+ hours free a day to post on this shitty site

waiting for these pics.

miau

>five consecutive seethes
ropes zealand ladies and gentlemen

>cate

why would ANYONE want to live in fucking tucson arizona

why would ANYONE want to live in fucking poobourne, shitney, badelaide, poofart, poosbane, or poorth

I'm pretty convinced that no one except Aus, NZ, UK and India flags here aren't just some weird cunt on a proxy.

where am i from then mate?

This level of cope

Sebbo knows and that's all that matters

And if they're actually in USA or Ireland etc where NO ONE watches cricket, they're most likely curries

made me shudder

holy mother of cope

They're all microsoft call centre pajeets.

what I'm thinking now.
there's something oddly uniform with their semantics.

hilarious that as soon as someone challenges your tiny worldview you begin to acting this way, calling everyone you don't like pajeet, paki, curry, and so on

I don't think it's the BSK's getting upset here.

Prove me wrong then.
post hand.

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What's a good way to proove I'm not sebbo? I'm actually the west Brit that supports englel. Just find the sebbo stuff childish that's all. Typical from Australians though

walk outside. take a picture.

>ring finger longer than index finger
kek
KEK
K E K

looking good m8

yeah knew you wouldn't you fucking curry

don't take any pictures of the stars lad, they can get you like they got shia

Okay lad

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BRENTON NO

Nice capris

UNIT

I'm wagecucking lad. Also if I took a picture now some other Dublin user might solve me

Post passport.

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beefy

this is actually pathetic, sebbo. just stop.

its raining its pouring the old man is snoring

knew you wouldn't.
sebbo.

based statsy

>not permantely shitposting from work

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*googles cities of Ireland*
Dublin will do.

>P-p-p-please stop booing Smoth, he's a sensitive soul and can't handle it

Jesus Christ, why are Aussies so pathetic lads?

>switches proxy
>attacks Australia
classic strategy

post certs

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Mate he nearly got Phil Hughes'd live on television in the biggest Test series in existence

Can you imagine the Aussie butthurt if they lost their best player since Bradman right in his prime

>140KB
>tradie.jpg
k

explain?

threadly reminder that based sebbo runs this shit general
all au/sp/, /cric/, /rug/, /nrl/, /afl/, /net/, /bowls/, etc. poosonalities are inherently inferior to based sebbo

You have gorgeous hands.

based cabinetlad.

need a kitchen mate, just gimme a call

show that you still have 10 fingers

Looking for a new cabinet lad.

KEK nice

Reckon you need one without a bottomless liquor cabinet this time.

wen gricet?

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Honestly, I respect Archer for having the balls to play bodyline tactics.

Shouldn't have tried blocking it with his neck then

considered being a hand model?

this is so clearly sebbo

the English lad doesn't talk like that, he's using the irecunt's language just like how he poorly attempted to imitate the blacunt

reckon you could make me a cabinet lad?

pretty much confirmed as neither of these fucks will post any pics. very simple thing to do.

fuck up seething peewee

I'll be very disappointed if you prove anything to these feckin eedjits (did I spell that right?)

like when he wouldn't post passports.
a very simple thing, but yeah squirms away from it. couldn't be more transparent.

he's on the iPad lads

>he's on the iPad lads

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Am I the only one who actually likes sebbo?

fuck up josh

sebbo's a curry hence no passport and no hand.

based fucking josh

Irish cunt is sebbo hence no pictures and literally posts like a septic trying to be Irish

he's a leb I believe him on that no reason to tell a lie so grim

one or two entities doesn't matter, dislike and filter both.

I don't believe a thing he says.

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I don't live in Arizona

bit of the grim /cric/ tonight

always shit when it descends into fatguts nonsense. Remember Danielposting? fuck what a mare

filter working properly
no clue what you are all on about

Nothing at all.
How about that cricket ay?

What about that US/Cayman Islands game today lads. Absolute thriller.

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back to cricket I think

anyone got webm's of Kane's action for us to analyse?

wondering what to do with this girl this weekend

rollerblade

take her down the nets.

This. Bang her harder than Archer banged Smoth.

have her iron your shirts

how good is it mate

pretty good m8, especially in summer
coupla beers in the backyard with the boys

Well this is sebbo

What about this minimum wage scrapping business lads? Sounds good to me, a few of the scummers in here might starve.

Freo markets, wander around west end and bathers beach, dinner at the Norfolk Hotel, night tour of the Fremantle Prison

friendly reminder that she has not replied to my email in 4 days

alright josh let's hear the narrative

girl i hooked up with last week. we had a great night and she gave me her email. i sent her an email telling how i feel about her and shes hasnt replied back. at the end of the night she came up to me and kissed and hugged me and told me to take care as she was getting into the taxi back to her hotel and now shes ghosting me and i want to off myself.

all my friends are girls and this really has fundamentally fucked me socially in many ways

>gave me her email

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Post your passport then

Need Daniel here to give you advice 2bh.
This only happens to guys like him as far as I know.

re-forward it with the read receipt option ticked

no problem sebbo

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bloke gave me his email the other day because he didn't use social media but wanted to talk more
reckon he was gay too, we both drunk in the "never have I ever sucked cock" bit in never have I ever (not gay)

i know its fucked but i was too drunk to get her to give me her number. shes from out of town so i just went with it. ive been thinking the whole time was just a shit test, to see how much of a sucker i am. i think i took the bait. and thats why shes ghosting me. the thing is i fucking really like this woman. shes older and she looks better than most women my age.

might off myself tonight. only the pokies/brothel can save me.

Like the sound of this. Love your work freoboro

we all get rejected at some point mate
(well not me haha)
you'll be sweet.

Not even beating the Cayman Islands, how will Sebbo ever recover
>Inb4 something about Italian cricket
I’m only on holiday here

looks shooped af tbqhwy

no fuck off cunt. this is the best looking woman i have ever hooked up with. this might be the end of me. im 5 schooners deep right now and thinking of jumping off bar beach cliff.

At what stage do you just give up and send her a picture of your cock?

new

I certainly will not "fuck off cunt"

Hahaha if only you knew the truth

You think anyone here is that thick?