>Week 2 results Arsenal 2-1 Burnley Aston Villa 1-2 AFC Bournemouth Brighton & Hove Albion 1-1 West Ham United Everton 1-0 Watford Norwich City 3-1 Newcastle United Southampton 1-2 Liverpool Manchester City 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur
>Week 2 fixtures Sheffield United v Crystal Palace (Sun 2:00pm) Chelsea v Leicester City (Sun 4:30pm) Wolverhampton Wanderers v Manchester United (Mon 8:00pm)
>PL in Europe this coming week Thursday 8:00pm: Torino v Wolverhampton Wanderers (UEFA Europa League PO, 1st leg)
sorry for the double post lads my futuristic robot internet fucked up
Hudson Perry
What is that? Radiation and earthquakes?
Luis Harris
we're wasting time agonizing over centimeters and freeze frames when we should be playing football. players make 10 mistakes each every game but when a ref blows a call all of a sudden we need 4 guys in a datacenter in another city to tell us whats going on in our game. farce. bring back real football.
Jonathan Hill
(((Pic related))) to score tonight and keep a clean sheet against Yanited. You read it here first.
Does the England manager have any sort of privileges that allow him (or her, hopefully one day) to just wander into any clubs training sessions or shit like that?
Jordan Perez
What can you get there? Molested on a train and extintictiin level birth rate?
Grayson Howard
I assume he (or one day, she) has to ring up and can be told to fuck off
Parker Johnson
food, bevs, football tickets, pay your phone bill, some big tinnies of 9% alcopops, crisps
Adrian Murphy
My predictions from Friday
Arsenal v Burnley >2-0 Aston Villa v AFC Bournemouth >2-0 Brighton & Hove Albion v West Ham United >1-1 Everton v Watford >2-1 Norwich City v Newcastle United >0-0 Southampton v Liverpool >0-2 Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur >1-0 Sheffield United v Crystal Palace >3-0 Chelsea v Leicester City >1-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers v Manchester United >0-3
'twas the same against man u and to a lesser extent liverpool they either need to improve their fitness or play a bit more sensibly in the first 25 they don't have good enough defenders to just rely on them to keep the opposition out every game, they're going to need runners for 90 minutes
Aaron Martinez
>qt as a 10 will he finally reach his post-liverpool potential?
Obviously, they don't check every call the ref makes.
Evan Thomas
?
Leo Rodriguez
Yeah.
Gabriel Johnson
Literally who?
Jason Perez
Frank has got his team looking extremely vulnerable whenever play is turned over, despite playing a double pivot of Kante and Jorginho. Also his substitutions against Utd and Leicester made his team worse. Taking off Giroud yesterday was bizarre.
Nathan Nguyen
Soooo...1 game?
Gabriel Cruz
He’s obsessed with Tammy Abraham succeed into despite him showing so far he’s not capable
Connor Collins
did you see the xG score jay?
Jaxson Baker
Lads. Mum is giving me her cat because she hates the new dog. Bringing it home with me today. Gonna be great.
Jorginho is just a terrible one trick pony. They would unironically do better with Drinkwater or Bakayoko next to Kanté. Also Pulisic and Emerson felt defensively irresponsible
Nathaniel Thompson
>Drinkwater or Bakayoko Pls
Liam King
Jorginho is just terrible, Bakayoko had a somewhat decent season at Milan. Seriously, how can anyone rate Jorginho ? He's not PL quality at all, I rate Capoue or Cork higher than this failure of a football player.
Aaron Roberts
i've put the life savings on a wolves victory lads
David Ross
Feel he would do alright in a midfield 3 of him, Kante and a good DM. Chelsea midfield issues started when matic left and they never fully replaced him
Jaxson Walker
>Tottenham youngster Anthony Georgiou has signed a new contract at the club until 2021 and joined Ipswich on loan until January Looks delighted
>Arsenal devise complicated plan to keep Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and reward him for sensational form
Arsenal are working on a complicated deal to reward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang for his superb goalscoring form that will see the striker net a huge bonus if he fires the club back into the Champions League.
Head of football Raul Sanllehi is leading negotiations and is hopeful of pulling off what would be seen as another piece of shrewd business for the Gunners, having secured the signings of Nicolas Pepe, Dani Ceballos, Kieran Tiernay and David Luiz this summer.
Benkovic was on loan at Celtic last season. Clearly someone forgot he isn't there this season.
Nicholas Sullivan
this made me hungry as fuuuuck
Luke Carter
Sheffield United will stay up lads.
Jackson Rodriguez
Not even really a question m8
Nicholas Lewis
Only the mentally disabled thought otherwise.
>HURRR HE ONLY PLAY BRITISH PLAYERS DURRR
Dominic Richardson
Been impressed by them. Still moving the ball around the park and moving the shape like it's the Championship. This season smacks of being one where two or three hangers on like Palace or Watford get flushed away after a careless season and the new boys dab all over them.
William Clark
>This season smacks of being one where two or three hangers on like Palace or Watford get flushed away after a careless season and the new boys dab all over them. those two look absolute shit
Cooper Morgan
Newcastle, Palace and a lucky extra will be the ones going down.
Sebastian Diaz
>people are actually falling for the pukki meme
Carson Scott
>Wolves vs Torino will be on Premier Sports instead of BT
oh this is BULLSHIT That's a class game and we don't even get it. Fucks sake.
Noah Long
If he gets injured, they're fucked. I know it's stating the obvious but still.
BT only care about the group stages
Aiden Morgan
Norwich could easily be that lucky extra. There are too many sides I could consider for the 3rd team relegated but I wasn't sure. Palace and Newcastle are definitely going down though.
Juan Sanders
Remember when Steve Bruce could actually get sides to midtable in the PL?
He is wrong, unless you completely close off the UK and don't allow anybody in (or out), it's a retarded point to make.
It saddens me seeing how the right in our country is becoming as ridiculously deluded as the right in America when it comes to shit like Vaccinations and Climate Change, I thought we were better than that shit
Nathan Evans
Haha
Eli Lewis
can chelsea realistically finish top 6
Asher Barnes
He's right. t. Medfag. Nearly every single case of MMR, Polio and so on is from some wog and in the cases where it isn't, it's because of dumb fuck retard brown rice brigade white folk who shape up really quickly when little Timmy is now deaf due to measles fucking him over. They quickly get the vaccines.
My personal fun way to get vaccines to be taken is to ask them why they think vaccines are bad. If they ever mention some conspiracy theory retard bullshit, I just say to them 'Okay, but, have you thought that people saying vaccines are bad is actually being said by China/Russia/EU/Brexiteers to weaken the children of the UK/Remainers/Brexiteers so they can wipe them out in a possible war?'. They usually have a major cognitive dissonance either by going 'no that's bullshit' in which I go 'but why do you believe the other stuff?' or they go 'oh shit you're right' and give it. Of course I never say it's my opinion, only that what I have heard and it is totally up to them regardless of what I say.
Personally I think vaccines should be mandatory by law and any failure to give them should be child abuse but I am a lonely GPfag and I don't have the power or desire to do it. It's hard enough for us to say 'Yeah I think weed is OK for treatment of cancer patients...'
Juan Cruz
>Vaccines r literally useless >he's right
Owen Adams
I'm lazy can someone tell me if this is worth reading?
Aiden Harris
nah
Chase Young
Dr. Pepper here Vaccines are for faggots. You don't smoke cock do you?
Dylan Ward
I do, but I'm a girl (/trans/)
Levi Allen
>You don't smoke cock do you? vaccinate me daddy
Brayden Parker
have children
Ryder Price
No, he's right about who is causing the issue, which I then QUALIFIED in the very next part of the sentence, retard.
Ryder White
>Corinthians have become the first professional women's team to equal the world record for the number of consecutive wins by a top-flight side.
>The Brazilian side beat Ferroviaria 4-0 on Sunday to claim their 27th win in all competitions.
>The record was held by Welsh Premier League side The New Saints (TNS).
TNS broke Ajax's 44-year record in December 2016, but Corinthians can set a new record by beating Sao Jose at home on Wednesday.
Based! Take THAT men!
Oliver Allen
hate the word “unplayable” like when yanks use the phrase “I could care less”
Elijah Ortiz
I could of thought of a better example, but their all worse than the once you gave
Nah, because it's working. It's like offside, eventually the luddites wil fall in line
Logan Gonzalez
>eventually
Jonathan Thompson
Noodle Cup please la x
Thomas Price
hopefully but in reality no, they've already decided they're going to force it upon us whether we like it or not
Jackson Bailey
Can't believe Liverpool are gonna win the league. City were our only hope and they've fucked it up thanks to VARsinson. Liverpool get everything going their way because FA can't let them fail again.
Gavin Carter
>retarded portuguese wolves bandwagoner spamming his screencap of predicting a ruben neves blooter absolute fucking state of that lot
John Foster
seething
Luis Powell
>Can't believe Spurs Ftfy
Blake Barnes
cope
Nathaniel Wilson
I'm seething at the spacker spamming his screencap like he achieved something.
Well done, you were out by 2 minutes. No need to have a meltdown over it.
>Laughing at the True Geordie happening >Then realise how fucked I'd be if my fetishes and porn habbits got leaked publicly Can't imagine anything worse than that
there's no coming back from being outed as a cuck like if it turned out he was gay, or was into traps or whatever, everyone would be like "well in mate, you do you". but there's just no excuse for that nonsense
Jackson Thomas
>like if it turned out he was gay, or was into traps or whatever, everyone would be like "well in mate, you do you". he really wouldn't would be used against him forever that's his YT career dead
Anthony Torres
I fairness Wolves just parked the bus the whole match
Nicholas Collins
>True Geordie No idea what that is.
Jeremiah Cook
Is True Geordie even an e-celeb? I never heard of him until he got publicly exposed for being a cuck into shit eating.
Robert Sanchez
nah, there's loads of gay people in entertainment, even in sports
Carson Russell
>"In Barcelona a lot of things did not turn out as we had imagined," he said at his official presentation in Munich.
>"But this is now history. I hope to stay here a long time and win many titles."
some vlogger who made videos raging about newcastle
well he has 1.5m subscribers on youtube so yeah you could say that
true
Lincoln Young
still achieved more than he did at crushfield
Logan Gutierrez
Doubt they'll really pay 100m for him
Christopher Martinez
can you actually imagine the furore if mo salah had been diving about the place like daniel james this evening
Lincoln Gomez
t. things that never happened lick more boots, circumsise your kids give them autism by jabbing them before they consent ya dumb cunt.
Jordan Perry
Lads what about yanited? Where will they finnish? Will they battle for 6th with chelskji?
Jaxon Sanders
just saying i was quering what a punic war was this morning in clover and here we are 15 hours later and youtube is recommending all sorts of punic war videos
Jordan Barnes
They finish 10th, Ole sacked by November.
Oliver Brooks
Who replaces him?
Andrew Rogers
You should never circumcise your kids, or adults for that matter (around 15% of men have to have circumcisions at later life) unless medically necessary. I know you're shitposting, so fuck off.
Jaxon Lee
>You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Right back to me.
>Oxford United have re-signed Bristol City striker Matty Taylor on loan for the rest of the season.
>As well as signing Taylor, 29, who began his career with the U's, Oxford have also brought in Derby midfielder George Thorne on loan until January.
Shame we didn't do it BEFORE last Saturday, so we ended up losing a game we needed to win. We're so fucked. Hopefully Taylor can bang in 15+ goals.
Nathaniel Foster
Rio? Imagine them going with a legend that knows the club again. Reminder that their summer window is seen as a great success
Adam Anderson
United really should've won today, don't know what game you where watching lads lmao
Cameron Russell
Wolves actually turned up second half, that was the thing.
Angel Ward
United's team cannot handle pressure from a good crowd, they fall to pieces if they don't get their way. Just look at every away loss last season.
Kayden Rivera
Who gets a point first out of these four, lads?
>Aston Villa >Newcastle United >Southampton >Watford
Caleb Sanders
Genuinely can't see Newcastle getting a win for a while
Joseph Long
where was that crowd first half then
Grayson Turner
I don't know, I'm not a Wolves fan
Joseph Ward
Really thought James should have come off for Greenwood earlier. Mata looked way off the pace and couldn’t find a pass.
Levi Perry
Not really, they played well for maybe 15 minutes in the second half, the rest was all United
Landon Morris
Lads. I am still confused by the VAR decision ( I am neutral I support Fulham). As far as I can see though, the Wolves player’s foot was ahead of the United defender. The lines they were using were also clearly showing that as far as I could tell. I don’t get it. If Sterling was offside, so was the Wolves player?
Lucas Hill
The pass was made backwards. That's why it wasn't offside.
Camden Butler
He created more chances by himself than Crystal Palace did
Anthony Jenkins
Learn the offside rule, then come back to these threads. Cheers.
Luis Hill
Watford when they play Newcastle Palace aren’t going to win for a good while either, Man U away, Villa home, Tottenham away, Wolves home
Christian Taylor
Imagine this being your attacking midfielder for not 1 but 4 (four) seasons and thinking, "fuck that Bruno Fernandes guy misplaces too many passes." That being said, deserved to win tonight, Wolves are fucking brutal to watch honestly don't get why their everyones favourite meme team when Bournemouth and Leicester play far more entertaining football
Wolves were shite tonight desu. Lingard looked a million miles off the pace today thought he should have been replaced by Pereira early on in second half.
Andrew Brooks
>Wolves are fucking brutal to watch honestly don't get why their everyones favourite meme team Portuguese bandwagoners. That's it.
Joseph Price
Everyone seem to be going overboard on praising that Troare when all he done was some fancy spins to get past Shaw once or twice then give up and just aimlessly whack it when in the box.
Michael Roberts
Adama Traore is legitimately a meme player. He is the epitome of "pacey nigger with no end product".
Jose Thompson
>Only team not to have conceded so far And we didn't even buy new defenders lmao, might as well start etching our name on the trophy now
Yea Forums contrarianism Traore had his best game since he was at Middlesbrough today, looked legitimately fantastic
Logan Lewis
>Yea Forums contrarianism No, it's the truth. One great game doesn't invalidate it.
Lincoln Gutierrez
hes a headless chicken. You could pick 10 rugby players and put them in his position and over 50% would achieve a similar result
Anthony Smith
This so much. This is what you happens when you max out dribbling, pace and all physical stats and have 0 mental stats
Wyatt Bell
>Looked great >Didn't produce a single notable chance even though he skinned Shaw like 3 times
Ayden Garcia
As an >aints fan, I predict a solid 1 point in our first 8 games.
Won't ultimately get relegated but >we are mediocre in the extreme and have an utterly savage start.
Caleb Gomez
>Won't ultimately get relegated I hope so. So many teams that should just gtfo instead of cozy saints
Ian Morris
We all fucked the neighborhood ho too, doesn’t make it much of an accomplishment.
Mason Williams
but remember that one time he ran really fast past a defender then blasted it into row z
Logan Brooks
>Liverpool are unironically gonna be 9/9 points come next week This is all kind of grim, lads. Why couldn't Arsenal have improved their defence properly? They might be able to nick a point otherwise.
Xavier White
b-b-but muh tierney!
Jose Bennett
>Getting nervous over Liverpool Why? It's routine now.
He's honestly a good player but he's made of glass and won't be back until January. Arsenal aren't gonna win shit but I want them to beat Liverpool to prevent Liverpool gaining a massive lead over City.
Mate, one day they'll fix it. Liverpool won the CL so they have no need to concentrate on anything but the PL because they have won stuff. I just want Arsenal to beat them just to give City a chance to leapfrog them. Sadly they will not, lose that is.
One day, Arsenal's supporters will realise that their owner is a Jew who refuses to improve the club with the minimum £500m they need.
Dylan Cox
>one day they'll fix it. At this rate United will rebuild and win the PL again before Livershit ever do.
Not a slipperpool fan but you are really just pathetic. Grow up
Aaron Rivera
Hello red nev
Owen Thomas
what an utterly baffling response I have sat here for the last 4 mins wondering what the fuck compelled u to reply this not that guy either before you say u are obviously a liverpool fan because no1 would reaact that way
Brody Davis
How am I pathetic for wanting a team to beat another team? How am I pathetic saying that Liverpool will likely win the PL this year? Is that it? >lol grow up xD Cope. This isn't your safe space, redditor.
Blake Robinson
At what point will the Premier League bubble burst?
>Liverpool have won the PL 3 times in a row on my save game grim
Wyatt Scott
I'm playing as Salzburg and so far have won all my games, into the CL with a rock-hard group I'll be lucky to win any. I forget, do you need 3rd in CL to get EL qualification or can finishing last give it? Haaland is amazing, Southgate needs to cap him.
Adam Perez
nah need to be 3rd. I'm Sunderland. Back in the PL and won the FA cup.
Daniel Butler
Nice. Speaking of Haland, this is his current stats this season IRL. He was born in Leeds.
His dad played for Norway didnt he? But yeah seems a natural goalscorer Southgate should at least make the offer
Parker Anderson
Yeah he did. He's a Leeds fan as well. I have no idea why Southgate hasn't signed him up. Or attempted to. He's 191cm tall, he seems good in the air, he can slot penalties and he is, looking on FM, fast. He seems perfect as a striker and it seems quite baffling that Southgate hasn't offered him a call up to the senior team to lock him in. I get he'll probably go 'no thanks, I'll play for Norway' but it is worth trying. I hope some PL team signs him up next season, but I doubt Salzburg will let him go for cheap.
Joshua Richardson
Forgot to say, as you might not know, he holds the record for most goals in an U20 World Cup match, hell, I think in any World Cup match (but not qualifiers) with 9 goals in one game. Only that meme Qualification game of Australia vs American Samoa had more.
>looking forward to coming home and watching the game after work >Replays are now NBC Gold exclusive >4+ hours delays on top of that. >Watch the extended highlights >Pogba chokes on a penalty again.
Kill me.
Asher Harris
>Rabiot, Ramsey, Rodri, Ndombele, Tielemans, Lo Celso, Brandt, Felix, Coutinho, Gueye, Fekir, Ceballos all moved this summer >two of our senior midfielders left this year >we didn’t bring in a midfielder and are stuck with Lingard as our starting no10 and McTominay as our no6
But whether you are a red or a blue you know what it means to come from Liverpool. You share the same working-class values and there is a sense that what brings us together is way bigger than our differences. It’s why there are moments when our city’s red and blue are so close it’s almost purple. Like after Hillsborough, when the Kop was covered in red and blue scarves, by red and blue shirts, with red and blue memories, shedding red and blue tears.
Contrast this with what populists like Trump or Farage would do. They point out difference. They would say: “If you are a blue, hate red because they are the enemy. If you are a blue, hate red because they are trying to change Liverpool. If you are a blue, hate red because they are not like you. If you are a blue, hate red because it is their fault. Hate the media too, because they are red. And the government, they are red. And the politicians are red through-and-through. But you can trust us. We are blue. Like you.” It’s how Remainers became unpatriotic Remoaners who hated Britain even though it is Brexiteers putting the union at risk. It’s how calling for more democracy through a second referendum was twisted to become undemocratic.How can giving people a say based on what we know now, based on a clear, defined understanding of Brexit, be undemocratic?
alexis is an odd one, but i think a lot of teams in europe would be improved with lukaku he's better than he was for man u
Henry Cooper
>commentator said yanited is top of the league >based Neves said no Traore looked good and improved except that 1 left foot shot desu. Too bad Wolves forwards are trash.
Christopher Rogers
shame about that var incident in the city-spurs game, no one is talking about their inability to finish
Charles Ramirez
>based Neves Not really, United gave him too much space.
Landon Hill
he still curled it into the top corner from 20-odd yards lad
Benjamin Morales
So? To give the guy that much space from a corner is idiotic. It's all on United.
Elijah Lopez
Hoping to curry favour with Utd supporters for when he takes over in 2021.
Easton Kelly
So who has the edge on the race for the top 4 after what we’ve seen in 2 games? (I’m assuming it’ll be 1. City 2. Liverpool 3. City)
Arsenal - overcame 2 games you would normally earmark as potential banana skins in Newcastle and Burnley. Aubameyang looks good so far and Ceballos could be very important but we’re occasionally found wanting defensively vs Burnley.
United - impressive result against Chelsea although were dominated for first 20/24 mins. Look great on the counter. Improved on last season vs tricky opponent Wolves but struggled to break down a deep defence again.
Chelsea - tough start against 3 tough teams. Looked awful in defensive transition vs united. Improved a lot and were the better team for much of the game vs Liverpool. Should have put Leicester game away before being dominated in the second half. Seem to have big trouble finding someone to score the goals for them.
Colton Scott
i think arsenal have to be favourites, they have the best squad imo
Colton Gomez
Seething
Camden Brown
>sings a song about murdering juve fans and keeping the blues out of europe
Honestly what is it with spergs having to yell NIGGER on social media every time a black player is shiet on the pitch? Do they find themself funny and unique?
Jack Nguyen
this just in from a chink client
>We would like to hear suggestions from your side regarding the content that you did before which brought significant exposures and results. And our target audiences are from China and most of them do not speak or understand english, we thought it would be great if we can provide something visually impactful for them like exclusive footages from some biggest star in the EPL like Mohamed Salah or Paul Pogba. man city and spurs thoroughly btfo
Jose Roberts
I blame the racism on pogba on the sheer vitriol that sky sport pundits put on him every united match
Andrew Ortiz
i blame it on him being black and lots of people being racist
is this a comic strip or a novella? too much writing for me lad
Carson Butler
I blame it on him being a nigger.
Gavin Jones
Why don't we have racist abuse against lingard then? He was far worse and has a personality as hateful if not more than pogbas. Most people I talk to about football irl just mimic opinions they've heard on sky sports or motd and conveniently on sky you have sourness or neiville shitalking him every game. I'm not one who cares much about racism but I do feel there's a link between the two
Ayden Diaz
lingard is a random squad player who happens to be local pogba is their biggest/best player and therefore gets brunt of the abuse. he's also been steering for a move all away from man u all summer and so is an easy target for their "fans"
although i can buy the argument that it's worsened by the perception that he's been underperforming
Joshua Butler
>pogba >best player
Daniel Edwards
What in the fuck?
Julian Collins
who is their best player? de gea?
Brandon Evans
I genuinely think it’ll be between united and arsenal. Think chelsea have accepted this year will be an adjustment which is fair enough considering their trophy haul in the last 10 years and not being a traditionally “big club” like united. I think united will dip into transfer market in January and that could define their season. Also I think whoever fires further in Europa League might have a large bearing on who gets 4th
Wyatt Moore
Tbf you should always score a penalty but Patricio has got virtually no praise for what was a good save.
Wyatt Taylor
Lads. Why don’t we just make it 1 year in prison if you say or write the N word and then people will stop. The same way if you just red card anyone who is diving (and retrospectively if missed in game) they’ll stop it. >Inb4 diving is subjective Just red card them anyway
Chase Moore
Why did Wolves literally just sit back all first half yesterday as if they were a relegation team? I thought they were meant to be pushing for top 6?
Logan Hernandez
they're mongs
Carson Peterson
They always do that, they’re a second half club.
Zachary Cox
Not enough prison space for the entire populations of uk and usa
Thomas Price
Rashford
Joseph Cruz
I say United, purely because Arsenal will either get injuries, suspensions or Emery will fuck it up again like he did last year (fucked up so hard even the players revolted and said 'wtf r u doin'). Arsenal generally are easy to beat. You press their players until they make it to your final third, at which point you put 8 players behind the ball, have one press and the other look out for mistakes to run with. Arsenal defence is something that needs no explanation.
United are an odd one, but they're not as bad as people think and I suspect they'll get into it. It really depends on if they suddenly collapse from a bad result like they did last year.
Chelsea aren't as bad as people think and while they have lost their best player, I suspect they'll get into stride by Xmas.
Levi Bell
...
William Wood
Okay it was a G*rm going >[Loud Monkey Noises]
Leo Davis
>Arsenal director Josh Kroenke has revealed conceding four goals in the second half of the Europa League final transformed the Gunners' approach to recruitment this summer and praised club staff for "working their magic" in the transfer market. Oh of course. It had nothing to do with the dozens of supporters clubs telling you to stop hogging all the money and actually try to improve the team with a well thought out and planned transfer strategy? Nah. Can't be that. You clearly had a chance of heart after 10 years lol. On top of that, you didn't actually improve the area you needed to improve. Could have bought Tah or Zagadou or actually tried to sign Umpecampo or w/e.
1. How did you know it's from reddit 2. You do realise that doctors use the same kind of medicine and shit on the other side of the planet right, weird I know. There's also people with the same views and beliefs and shit on the other side of the world. CRAY CRAY.
people are retarded and doctors get around it the way they can, this isn't abnormal that two doctors would use the same tactic. also that seems to be USA and not UK.
What's he got to do with anything? He's unable to play for a few weeks yet.
Noah Lee
a cute.
Jacob Hernandez
>try to cancel nba league pass subscription >have to email them to get them to cancel it >get email back >"We would like to remind you that if you opt-out now, you will miss out on next season's start of season discount, which is reserved for our auto-renewed customers. Would you like to keep your auto-renewal turn on for now? Best regards" I WANT TO CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION these fucking yanks thinking they can get away with this kind of shit. wouldn't happen over here, i'd have the ombudsman right up their arse
Kayden James
If Lacazette, Pepe and Auba all hit their stride then it could be frightening.
Noah Edwards
b-b-but he's the best lb in the world!
Samuel Edwards
you know that's really easy to get around, right?
Jackson Morris
you alright mate? you seem a bit obsessed with Tierney. Not a Paddy, are ye?
Easton Powell
You say that but the same shit happens over here. Big businesses hiding behind call centres, the only people you can talk to have zero power or responsabilites, a literal disconnect between levels of industry to stop people calling them, getting other companies in to carry out services so if you complain to the company you're dealing with they can just blame the company they sent out and if you complain to the company they sent out you just get told to they where only doing it on the notice of the orginal company. The corporate structure has become so bloated that it makes no sense and customer services regulators have grew at such a mind numbling slow pace that they can't deal with them
Ryan Jones
>the ombudsman actually spit out my drink. is that the actual title? that's the most scandinavian word i've ever seen adopted in english. its literally exactly how a dane who doesn't know english would 'translate it'
Levi Johnson
>or her, hopefully one day Fuck off you faggot
Evan Hall
google says it's swedish but yeah, there's financial ombudsman, communications ombudsman, energy ombudsman, probably one for most industries that are regulated
Like asking how broken a smash glass is. Does it matter? It's useless.
Ayden Cook
What's all this shite I hear about City tactically fouling? Are people actually that seething when it comes to a football team being this good?
Blake Cruz
i don't it's the fouling per se, it's just they literally never get carded for it
Grayson Martinez
Tactical fouling is when you specifically take a player out to prevent them having a run in on goal or in a situation where a goal scoring chance might happen. This is nearly always a yellow card if you don't get the ball, or you tug back or whatever; but City don't ever seem to get carded for these type of fouls.
Dyche has a moan about diving every week it seems but he never moans about tactical fouls which in his mind would be just as heinous a 'cheat' as diving would be.
I really don't notice them tactically fouling where they should have received a card. Did Pep trick me too?
Jordan James
Neves was literally dog shit apart from the bloot
Lincoln Ward
Fernandinho seems to get away with at least one a game
Luis Ramirez
Diaby would have been world class, much like Wilshere, had he not been injured. Eduardo would have done well too.
Jonathan Foster
Literally who?
Ian Bailey
Honestly really rated Diaby. He always looked quality for Arsenal. Shame about the injuries.
Grayson King
>literally dog shit Why? Because of the first half?
Cameron Bell
Diaby yes
agree
Jason Gray
it's probably less obvious than with a lot of teams because city are always so high up the pitch and they're always so close to the ball so they can get the tackle/foul in almost immediately before the counter has properly started
Aiden Gonzalez
Because of the 94 minutes
William Flores
>Sierra Leone forward Musa Noah Kamara has explained that the climate in Sweden was not the reason his contract with Trelleborgs was cancelled after just one week.
John Watson
is that all there is to this story? any indication of what the actual reason was? i mean, i've never heard of Musa Noah Kamara or Trelleborgs but it would nice to have some closure on this
Bentley Hall
these are the people that are smug as fuck when we are complaining about the heat
>To defend Guardiola, some have pointed to the fact that City have conceded fewer fouls than any other side in the Premier League. But when you add the context of how long opponents have spent in possession (for City, only 973 minutes of the 3060 minutes played this season according to Opta), Guardiola’s men concede more fouls per minute without the ball than any other team.
Pretty positive about uniteds performance yesterday. United dominated the game aside from 10/15 minutes. If Pogba scores the pen were top of the table and it actually looks like united will be better against the top teams who actually come out and play.
Caleb Nguyen
>anthony taylor reffing liverpool/arsenal well that'll be about six pens given for arsenal then
Christian Sanders
>On Monday the club said the 19-year-old's three-and-a-half year deal was ended for "personal reasons".
>At the time Kamara himself said he wanted to return to Freetown as he could not cope with the cold weather in Sweden.
>After returning home he insisted the real reason he left was that he does not "want to miss the opportunity to play for his country against Liberia next month in the World Cup preliminary round matches".
Ian Reyes
0.275-0.299 >wow it’s literally nothing.
Caleb Green
did this happen now? because the weather is pretty nice and not that cold
Hudson Allen
Do you think Rashford or Martial would be at the level of Sterling if they were working with Pep?
Tyler Evans
nearly 10% more fouling
Julian Allen
Nothing
Aaron Fisher
United hasn't done jack shit in the January transfer market for almost a decade. Keep being deluded into thinking the Glazers are going to throw any money at the club. The only place that Lukaku's 70m is going is into the backpocket of the Glazers. Best thing that could realistically happen in January is getting rid of the deadwood. Wouldn't surprise me if the club ended up with a net profit over the two transfer windows.
Jeremiah Evans
Probably, they've had 2-3 managers already but they're at the Lingard level.
>Glazers are going to throw any money at the club Man Utd have spent a buttload since Fergie left.
Leo Allen
Wow, the foul table is the same as the final PL table
Nolan Hernandez
Idiot
Thomas Miller
It comes from the amazon documentary where arteta says to foul when they lose the ball. It disrupts transitions and let's City reorganise their shape. Punishments should be harsher for attacking players fouling
Chase Thompson
What a surprise, the Irish Liverpool customer can’t understand a joke
Sadly no, I'll have a think. Need to find more basedjaks to edit.
Benjamin Mitchell
Kek
Samuel Rogers
egregiously unfunny tripe
Adam Walker
Would be good to do one that mirrors the Liverpool fan saying “I don’t believe it”. You know the one at Crystanbul who has special needs
Liam Morris
That's a standard thing though. Not having evidence of other teams being told to do that isn't the same as them not being told to do that, therefore we can conclude that City are more foulinger than other teams. Probably a tl;dr post but fuck it.
Jose Sanchez
I disagree, I think it's a daring synthesis. A thesis on the modern Liverpool 'fan'.
Matthew Lee
>can't conclude FTFM
Mason Phillips
Lads. I hate exercising. How can I change this?
Andrew Sanchez
become an abl, you'll naturally spend most of your time reaching
But you didn’t even win your domestic league so how does that work?
Evan Walker
None of that money was spent by the Glazers. Whilst the arab at city has been pumping billions into the club, the Glazers have only been taking out money to pay off the debt that they incurred when they bought the club. Imagine that, a club as big as Man Utd financing its own takeover. It doesn't get more ridiculous than that.
Mohamed Salah admits he doesn't like VAR - but anticipates being awarded a lot more penalties for Liverpool this season due to the new technology.
The Premier League's use of VAR has already courted controversy, not least when Manchester City had an injury-time winner ruled out against Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday.
Salah believes mistakes, whether by the players or the officials, are a part of what makes football so exciting.
But the Egyptian is confident the greater scrutiny of challenges inside the area will work to his advantage over the campaign.
"I don't like it... that's my answer, always," said Salah of VAR. "I don't like it.
"I love football how it is. It's like that with the mistakes of the referee, with the aggression from the player sometimes.
"It's okay sometimes to protect the players from dangerous play. But okay, that's it, in my opinion, that could be the only reason that happened, just to protect the players.
"But for me, I accepted the football with the mistakes of the referee, mistakes of the player, I don't know, whatever. That's how the football gets more excited.
"(VAR will mean) More penalties for me, you will see that."
Some video says that proportionately to their possession statistics man city commit the most fouls in the premier league
James Hughes
It doesn't matter, they do it more and don't get punished. People would like to see a change since its brutal to watch a city vs lower league shitter when they keep doing it
Easton Sanders
>god, imagine not watching football over the summer, absolute plebeians
Kevin Jackson
Literally my last name
Lincoln Martinez
not watching the summer footy was a plebby thing to do tbf
>None of that money was spent by the Glazers So what? No-one was talking about that until you brought it up.
Sebastian Jackson
what football is this?
Wyatt Martinez
I never understand this kind of reply. I really don't.
Owen Ortiz
it's /epl/ meta
Bentley Phillips
Glad England didn’t win. If they did the equal pay shilling over here would have been unbearable, good thing it has been mostly quarantined in the US for now
Sebastian Thomas
it's a lazy dismissive reply because your post was either a dumb joke or a dumb opinion.
Anthony Martinez
haha
Cameron Stewart
>haha, lets make fun of a dying club >haha, lets pretend that football isn’t becoming so sterilised with new rules that it is becoming unwatchable
Oliver Nelson
Except over here the England women said that winning it would lead to more viewership, better sponsors and so on.
haha yeah
Brandon Moore
I doubt it would have really caught on, female players here just seem to be happy that they have fairly stable professional teams now
Sebastian Hall
If you get that reply from a girl then the conversation is dead bro Try again a few days later with something else. Also try to set up in person meetings through texts. Don’t game girls through text I don’t know if that’s what you meant but that’s my two cents
Eli Rogers
haha yeah mate haha dumb yeah haha totally not at all based on facts and a legal case going on right now in USA about equal pay because they won haha nope haha yeah
Brayden Cooper
How to win in Women's Football, >Shoot from distance >Get it on target
Lucas Collins
so, a shitpost? got it.
Jose Baker
Don’t think you realise that if the women won the WC last summer they would be on equal footing with the men’s team in terms of trophies won, hence my comment about the endless equal pay shilling.
And nothing, by the way, will ever get women’s games’ attendances to be as high or to be as profitable as the men’s. It just cannot be done. It’s an impossibility.
Chase Flores
this is the same meta as for playing against man city and eder"howler"son
Dylan Morales
haha ((fifa)) rigged it because they jews that love people getting paid more and love women haha not like they gave the WC to Qatar with it's slave labour and women in black bed sheets
Owen Parker
For me, it's Norwich City.
Samuel Howard
Hes not making fun of Bury, quite the opposite
Liam Bennett
not with that attitude it can't be done, no
Zachary Gray
>reddit surveys >the state of curry dippers
Owen Nguyen
Tell me where there’s an appetite for the Women’s Super League as big as the appetite for the Premier League. Go on, I’ll wait.
Jonathan Smith
well half the population are women so...
Parker Sullivan
Yeah I know but the England women didn't say it would. They got asked about equal pay and they said 'how about we win it first before it's even a conversaiton' and when pushed they said that winning it would increase X Y Z and lead to better pay. They didn't say they deserved £250k a week each if they won, simply that winning it would help. Which is true. It's a loaded question. But the USA entire reason to play was equal pay and winning it was just 'proof' they deserved more than the USMNT.
Jace Bailey
why dont women just get leg transplants so they can kick better?
Sebastian Morgan
haha yeah
Evan Butler
I’m guessing you’ve never met enough women in your life to find out that they don’t actually care about football
Mason Perez
Women's prison.
Parker Barnes
How much do you even get playing for England?
Ian Sullivan
maybe not now, but surely the point of the fa / "the footballing family" is to expand the game and encourage the watching and playing of it by as many people as possible, including women i've seen the expansion of women's football in just my lifetime; it's not going anywhere, it's going to get bigger and bigger
Connor Brooks
>it's not going anywhere, it's going to get bigger and bigger said the Bishop to the alter boy
Josiah Evans
...
Lucas Sanders
now the whole thread will be about women thanks
Isaiah Rivera
I don't think it will. It's gaining popularity all the time.
Maybe if Brexit causes a huge recession and nobody can afford sky sports subscriptions/tickets anymore, it'll be something?
