/heem/ Slav shit only editon

/heem/ Slav shit only editor

News:
>Diaz shits on Conor by calling out Masvidal. Conor officially dead to MMA
>Mike Perry in the red after he overdrew his bank account buying a burrito from Taco Bell
>Cormier cries in the car on the way home from the fight according to wife

Events:
>8/20 DANA WHITE'S CONTENDER SERIES 2019
>8/23 Future FC 8 Furia vs CANguru
>8/24 BELLATOR 225 - MITRIONE VS. KHARITONOV 2
>8/24 ONE PRIDE MMA FIGHT NIGHT 31 - CHAMPIONS NEVER QUIT
>8/25 DFS 5 Dagestan Fighting Selection 5
>8/26 ONE CHAMPIONSHIP - ONE HERO SERIES AUGUST Beijing, China

Who wins the East Coast v West Coast showdown?

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Why can't heemtards into defense? Every "fighter" can't even block shots, have their hands down their waiste and have their heads up high.

Brendan Schaub

you can't block shit with those tiny gloves, that's why the based natty god Costa just smashes peoples guard until theyre unconscious.

King Colby

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Would zhangs social credit score increase or decrease if she got herself an american boyfriend?

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decrease i would suppose ?

HEEMING ME INTO PIECES

>"if Khabib retired right now, he would be remembered as one of the best to ever do it"

Why do people still take Joe seriously after overhyping so many bums?

Khabib's pre-UFC record is as padded as it gets, and he haven't even fought a top 5 LW in the UFC yet.

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1-0

Nurmagomedov made his professional debut in 2008 against Vusal Bayramov, an Azerbaijani who was 0-0 at the time and eventually amassed a record of 2-5.

All the losses that Bayramov suffered during a short two-year career came inside the distance.

2-0

Next up for Khabib was a man so bad they named him twice, Magomed Magomedov. It was a fight in itself just to find a database on this Russian with no age or height even known.

Magomedov was four fights into his career when he fought Khabib. He was on a four-fight losing streak and all of those defeats came inside the distance. Magomedov finished his career with a negative record of 4-6.

3-0

Khabib’s third fight was against fellow Russian, Ramazan Kurbanismailov. Another inexperienced competitor with only one fight to his name. Nurmagomedov won by unanimous decision and his opponent is currently 5-3-2, which more closely resembles a defensive-minded formation on FIFA than a decent fighter’s record.

4-0

In his fourth bout, Nurmagomedov took a considerable step-up in competition considering his previous opponents, fighting a man who was 2-0. Shamil Abdulkerimov was defeated by Khabib via unanimous decision and only fought four more times thereafter, finishing up with a mediocre record of 4-3. His only claim to fame being that he once featured on an Emelianenko undercard. Unfortunately for Abdulkerimov it wasn’t the legendary Fedor, it was his lesser known brother, Aleksander.

5-0

His fifth fight is laughable. Nurmagomedov faced Said Akhmed, who was making his debut at the time. Akhmed lost by first round TKO and has not fought since. He ended his ‘career’ 0-1, which begs the question; was this guy even a legitimate fighter or just someone they literally dragged in off the street?

6-0

The Dagestani continued to be matched up against newcomers in his sixth fight where he fought Eldar Eldarov, who was 1-0 at the time. Eldarov has earned some credibility though, winning seven straight fights since losing to Nurmagomedov, taking his record to 8-1.

7-0

The recurring theme of favourable match-ups was evident once again in Nurmagomedov’s seventh outing as he faced Shahbulat Shamhalaev, who only had two fights under his belt at the time. Khabib dispatched of his inexperienced opponent in the first round via kimura.

8-0


Nurmagomedov went 8-0 after beating another unproven opponent in Ali Bagov, who was 2-1 at the time and coming off a submission loss. One must question why a seven-fight streaking Khabib was paired against such a green opponent coming off a loss.

Bagov can best be described as a journeyman fighter, as he went on to accumulate a lacklustre record of 23-10 with an 80 per cent TKO loss rate.

9-0

Khabib extended his winning streak to nine by beating another subpar opponent in Vitaliy Ostrovskiy. The Belarussian came into the fight 3-3, with two of his victories coming against an opponent with 28 losses (20 by submission) and the other against a fighter with a 1-2 record. Top class opposition indeed. Ostrovskiy didn’t fare much better after losing to Khabib as he lost six of his next seven fights and seven of eleven overall before retiring with an 8-11 record.

10-0

Given Nurmagomedov’s record at this stage, you’d expect him to be lined up against adversaries with similar records but this was not the case. For his tenth fight, Khabib dispatched of Alexander Agafonov, a Ukrainian who had competed in half the number of fights that the ‘Eagle’ had. Agafonov retired shortly after his defeat to Nurmagomedov, with an undesirable record of 5-3 having competed for barely two years.

11-0

Khabib scored a submission victory over Said Khalilov to extend his unbeaten run to eleven in April 2011. The defeat to Nurmagomedov was the second of the five-fight losing streak that ended Khalilov’s career. He finished up with an unattractive record of 12-13, with defeats to Dennis Siver and Albert Tumenov along the way.

12-0

Astonishingly, an undefeated, eleven-fight streaking Khabib was somehow matched with a fighter 0-2 for his twelfth contest. Ashot Shahinyan was the fighter in question and he faced the multiple time sambo world champion in the middle of a five-fight losing streak. The Armenian went 0-2 in his next two contests before picking up the first win of his career. He subsequently retired with a record of 1-5.

13-0

Unlucky for some, 13, was the complete opposite for Nurmagomedov as he was gifted yet another untested opponent with just two previous fights. Khabib defeated fellow Russian Kadzhik Abadzhyan in the first round. It was the second defeat of what turned out to be a six-fight losing streak for Abadzhyan, who eventually finished with a 3-6 overall record.

14-0

Victory number 14 came against Hamiz Mamedov. The Azerbaijan native went 0-3 at the beginning of his career before putting together a decent four-fight winning streak that was eventually snapped by Nurmagomedov. Mamedov was hit and miss and retired in 2014 with a mediocre 8-4 record.

15-0

Obviously, by this point of Khabib’s career, overseas MMA organisations would have been scouting the Dagestani with a view to signing him up. Usually, a fight against a noteworthy name is what management seeks to speed up the process but for Nurmagomedov it couldn’t have been more opposite. Bewilderingly, in his 15th professional fight Khabib fought an opponent making his debut. Yes, you read that correctly. At 0-0, Vadim Sandulitsky was the next opponent for the 14-0 Nurmagomedov and needless to say it ended in the first round. Cherry picking at its finest.

16-0

Nurmagomedov’s last fight before joining the UFC’s ranks was against Arymarcel Santos, a Brazilian with 72 fights to his name. At the relatively young age of 33, ‘Chocolate’ Santos has a crazy record of 38 wins and 34 losses and is still actively competing. Khabib was the Brazilian’s 51st fight and he was 28-22 at the time. Khabib got the stoppage and is just one of 14 KO/TKO losses for Santos.

It is hard to disagree with Tony Ferguson’s labelling of Khabib’s record as ‘padded’ when you consider the credentials of his opponents and circumstances in each of the 16 fights above. This unbeaten streak portrayed the sambo specialist as untouchable upon entry to the UFC but even during his time in the organisation there have been signs of mortality that have been ignored.

Against Pat Healy’s high tempo ultra-offensive style, similar to that of Tony Ferguson, the Dagestani struggled to hold his own when constant pressure was applied and showed signs of cardio issues. His fight with Gleison Tibau is shrouded in doubt as many, including this writer, feel the Brazilian was the clear victor.

On that night Khabib failed to land a single takedown and earned a unanimous decision but 3 writers at leading site Sherdog, 1 writer at MMAFighting and 1 contributor at MMAWeekly scored the fight three rounds to 0 in favour of Tibau.

Shut the fuck up, god

I am not your god, just a man

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Butthurt Khabib stan detected. Khabib isn't even on PEDgar's level of GOATery right now. Frankie fought tougher opposition and wasn't a cutbabby.

Frankie does the opposite of cut weight, he's a bulk chad

>didn't read any of the walls of text
>some autistic retard "KHABIB GOOD CUTBABY CAN TOUGH STAIROIDS"

27-0
27-0
27-0

TWENTY SEVEN TO ZERO

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The Hector Lombard of MMA, if Hector ducked everyone and got the title for free.

Seething Khabiblets

>PLEASE MR KHABIB, NOT MY NECK PLEASE NOOO

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The fact Conor lost to Khabib only proves how shit he truly is. I know 12 year olds who could heem mic

Oh wow, he defeated a guy who had literally one fight at LW division, known for having zero heart, and haven't fought for two years. What a buh-beast, you proved me wrong indeed my friend.

He beat the same person that did the same thing he did.

How did Khabib never fight kevin lee or tony ferguson

>How did Khabib never fight kevin lee or tony ferguson

He keeps ducking everyone who's even semi-decent. I would be surprised if he makes it to the Dustbin fight.

>KOs Dustin Poirier
>KOs Chad Mendes
>KOs Jose Aldo
>KOs Eddie Alvarez
>Dec win over Nate Diaz and Max Holloway

>"Canor just sucks thats why he lost to Khabib!!!"

C
O
P
E

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>coked up gooby get wrasled in 4 rounds against undefeated guy
>khabozo get wrasled by natty gatekeeper
Damn when you put it like that...

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KHABPOOP NURMSHITPOOMEDPEEV

Look here nigger, Conor is only good at pissing off his opponent during long ass press tours and getting them to fight on his level. When he fights anyone who is immune to his shittalk, or is fighting on short notice, he loses

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how rent free is jon inside shaels head?

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Any lucky fags here got the costa/diaz/stipe parlay right?

Jon is so fucking goI'd at torturing his opponents. When he said Stipe is the best heavyweight of all time, he was doing it purely to shit on DC's legacy and get that convo started

some german got every one right and won 500 dollars, don't know if it was a parlay or not

I invented Dumpster Daniel

He never placed the bet, he created the ticket and screenshot it.

I invented Khalabeeb

says bet placed my mans

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Colbs

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>wojak
way to discredit your shit opinion you dumb faggot

>wojak
>way to discredit your shit opinion you dumb faggot

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someone heem me

That's a good idea by khabitches actually. Take worst moments into consideration.
Jon Jones:
-
>Got lit up in Gustafson fight
>OSP and last fight were unconvincing
>Dodges HW
+
>Trashed many great fighters easily
>Heemed and humilated WC DC who is one of the best opponents you could've had at the time
>Might not exciting, but one of the best technical/gameplan fighters

Fedor:
-
>Keep fighting flushed with stupid gameplans >Got heemed by uber cans and MW
>Haven't fought all the best at the time
+
>Fat manlet at HW because WGAF
>Fight vs Crocop is still one of the best at division
>Brutal heemer with multiple highlights
>Survived that videogame throw, comebacks, swing&pray style, all around exciting to watch

Gooby
-
>Cutbabby aka king of manlets
>Gaslet and weak all around game
>Became inactive&flushed himself because of money
+
>Brutal heemer with multiple highlights
>Fights the best opposition, could've been making bank fucking up Gaycheese, Cowboy, RDA

Khabozo:
>Cutbabby, that failed to show because of cutbabbying/injuries
>0 proper heems, 3 submissions of striker bums
>basically, will got to questionable decision against anybody who can wrestle at WW because he can neither heem no submit anyone decent even at manletweight
>"fights" once a fucking year despite picking opponents and fighting cans/strikers
+
>good gameplan "fighter", despite constant chimpout rounds
>abuses scoring points in mmgay very well
Based khabitches BTFOing their guy

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Stipe Bless

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Not directly responding to someone is the most feminine/passive agressive shit, get your testosterone levels checkd

>Not directly responding to someone is the most feminine/passive agressive shit, get your testosterone levels checkd

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Im going to heem you stiff and fuck you up the ass

Based

i thought roll on deodorant was for fags and women, ive been using spray for over 15 years wtf

Tony time

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>tells anecdote
>contains no jokes
>laughs at his own "joke" with head turned away from mic
>slaps microphone on thigh

is this considered cawlmedy bros?

in your mind, has he grown as a cawlmedian?

youtube.com/watch?v=TcRTZ_t8xX4

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based

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Fucking christ, I'm convinced there are laugh tracks in there.

>laughing at your joke before anyone realizes its the joke
this is an awkward angle

My man. Its clear that footage has been heavily edited by photogrissers to make /ourguy/ look bad. Then I don't know what to. Don't be dumb.

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tony LW WW MW triple champ when?

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>convince people theyre losers if they don't like you making people buy drinks until theyre blackout drunk so they laugh and aren't a loser
fucking BASED schaub

youtube.com/watch?v=C_fHScmyWTA

Soon, bros...

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played it when it was retail, can't see myself going back and spending 12 hours a day on that bullshit. I play private realms though just to mess around occasionally.

instagram.com/p/B1U9IDdpmUG/
will she be cleared to fight again?

how does adesanya win this fight
he is super skinne compared to costa
i doubt he even cuts much weight to make 185 (maybe 10lbs?)
costa weighed 233lbs on the night of the fight at 241
he hits like a fucking mad man
and it's not like they'd take it to the ground either
so how could adesanya win this fight when he barely scraped past gastelum

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Both Costa and Romero fucking destroy Israel. He's lucky to duck both.

It depends what's left of them after Whittaker is done with them. U-bender's weak chin may actually help him in the long run.

Robert will win.

Don't really have to spend that much time in WoW unless you're going for a high PVP rank. PVE isn't too time consuming. You can level at your own pace, dungeons don't take more than an hour or two, many even less, and raiding is one or two nights a week to clear all relevant content.

>costa weighed 233lbs on the night of the fight at 241
then he's suspended by CSAC

The answer is, he won't. This fight is free money, esp. if Costa isn't the favorite due to Adesanya zoomer nuthuggers.

I'll drop a cheeky hundo on it if the odds aren't absolute shit (which they should be).

Did Costa really weight almost 50 pounds over his weight-in weight the night of the fight?

Win or lose Israel has to fight Costa

Roll-on is the superior choice.

i fell asleep and missed the costa fight i have to watch it today first time watching him fight i am a casual when it comes to him. i don't remember watching him before but heard about him a few times. i think joe rogan said he looks like a model before that's the first time hearing about him but i hear he hits like a truck.

costa sucks, worked by yoel, couldn't finish yoel, hopefully he gets suspended by usada

>Im going to heem you stiff and fuck you up the ass

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This is how I picture anybody who plays WoW. Even if Paulo Costa said he plays WoW I would start to see him like that. I don't even understand where the visceral disgust comes from because it predates the South Park episode.

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>costa gets usada'd
>Romero claims victory

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seethe, costa is natty

If you're stupid enough to play WoW in the modern day, you probably do look like that.
It's a literal mouse running wheel that you pay to run on.

say that shit to me in a contested zone and see what happens

yeah im rank 14 high warlord how could you tell?

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>Uses a trip
>Hates Schaub
>Is such a cazzie he hasn't even seen the Natty GOAT in action
You need to go back.

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my bad bros
it was 213lbs not 233lbs

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Formerly Paulo Borrachinha

...

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based
not even rival on a private server tier cringe

>15 percent
aspen just got suspended for being more than 10%

What's the deal with Stipe's body? he doesn't look like 104kg+ at all. I (think) I have a similar build to him and I'm 2 inches shorter and 20kg lighter.

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he has muscle and you don't

How do i get that mma face that just has muscle all over, like those brows.

What's the deal with Paulo Costa's body? i have a similar build to him though i have a slightly better haircut.

Hit the weights and stop sniffing petrol, doughboy.

Yeah obviously he has more then me but he doesn't look like he does compared to other HWs.
Is his head just really big or something?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_245
they almost always have WMMA fights announced immediately lol

post body

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the women need to know far in advance not to get pregnant

Guys, theres fuck all until sep 7 wtf
Gonna take more shifts

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lol that's brilliant

Why, of course! I'm absolutely going to roll on the RP-PVP realm. How could you tell?

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scumbag

Now the floaters have settled, just how flushed is askren?

Who's gonna be the mains for 244 and 245?

I spend every waking minute thinking of every bad moment of my life and being tortured by it, but at the end of the day i think to myself "atleast im not Bum Askren"

245 will be DC/Jones

Unironically he wins the rematch and the re-rematch.

MSG end of the year.... Colby vs Usman
Co main masvidal vs diaz

>every time someone starts asking about your past

Someone please just heem me

Irish dance.
Get your own culture, Sipe.

>leaf talking about culture

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>Meme about Giga Chad playing WoW
>JUST decides to flex its muscles to show even Giga Chads can't beat it
Meme responsibly.

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balding tastefully to show maturity

Perfect opportunity for him to stop being a prizefighter and become a neckbeard shut-in instead. It's not like he really has a choice with JUSTing of this magnitude.

Wake up, Paulo.

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Can't even imagine the seethe if DC finished him right there.

>Why yes, I did start playing WoW while recovering after the Yoel fight. How could you tell?

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>>KOs Dustin Poirier
OK
>>KOs Chad Mendes
Very suspicious fight. Mendes literally sop fighting and puts his hands down, Conor walks over and decks im. Work?
>>KOs Jose Aldo
A good win, but a fluke. Promised a rematch but ducked it to keep his 13-second legacy.
>>KOs Eddie Alvarez
Eddie is the sloppiest fighter to ever hold a belt.
>>Dec win over Nate Diaz
Nate "The Gatekeeper" Diaz. 'nuff said.
>and Max Holloway
over-rated
>spanked and humiliated by a 40-something retired elf in boxing gloves
>completely dominated by vastly overrated Khabib

>Defenses: 0
0 defenses.
He was a belt-holder, but never a Champion.

No legacy, only remembered for some Chael-level trash talk.

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Turns out the talk about DC retiring was highly premature. He's already back in to training hard.

streamable.com/vx6fc

cringe.he tries waaay too hard. someone should tell him

Simmer down, Kiwi.

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shut up virgin

>Kiwi
Stale leaf """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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When's he fighting next heem?

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I don't get it, Costa I could understand but I just couldn't see anyway Stipe won that matchup, I was so amazed he had the cardio to finish DC in the 4th. I think if DC ditched the ego and wrestled he would've dominated and finished Stipe.

it's a bit, he's just trolling

Yeah it was just DC acting retarded. But that's part of the fight game.

If DC didn't lose he could have easily won. In my world he's still the champion.

>He's just pretending to be retarded!

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i hate niggers so much

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is he ok

Tony you piece of crap

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bring me one more russian here

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94723501/#94723574

Look at peoples reaction to my spot on breakdown.

just a bit of banter he's alright

many such cazzies, sad!

>Goober wasn't a top 5 Lightweight

never a good look to brag mate

brutal

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He is all over Yea Forums

That is factually correct.

Dana is protecting Israel from genuine threats because he has massive star power if he can get a belt and defend it.

I slightly disagree. DC would've had better results, but I don't believe in the "if DC just keep shooting for TD, that's money in the bank" theory.
DC's an old fat dude. He's been overperforming so far, but something's gotta give. In hindsight, I think he over stretched himself when he picked up Miocic. And from that point on, he probably tried to keep it safe and just try to get the UD.
Also fuck that blatant eye poke from DC. He fan his fingers out a lot.

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SO what, is Rose retired for good?

Dicey dicey

>there's a lot of moving parts here
>OK great
>to the HIGHEST of levels
>just how GOOD, is x
>parity

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When Drakkar Klose beat Marc Diakiese and then insulted all brits while Bisping was front row I found it hilarious. Especially seeing everyone cry about it when they said nothing when Marc was insulting him non stop before. But now I'm starting to realise he's a dick, seems like he purposely ignored that hand shake as well.

>Conor officially dead to MMA

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I agree in that I believe that the clinch and takedown game went away for DC after the first round. Standing was his best option, and it was only a matter of time until Stipe solved the puzzle

Did anybody else catch DC and Stipe in the same clinch scenario that KO'd Stipe in the first fight? DC threw the right hook, it landed, but Stipe stood. Truly a lucky shot in the first fight

post your favorite heem

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>He is all over Yea Forums

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why isn't there a /poker/ on Yea Forums?

POOel POOmero

Will you relax, Gooby's gonna fight the winner of Cowboy vs Gaechee. The pub scuffle was scripted to build up hype.

press G for GOAT

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>backing up instead of shooting for the takedown

DC has holes in his game

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too high IQ of a sport

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G

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What's this technique called?

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Chad Sonnen is literally never wrong
I challenge you
I dare you to find one instance that he was incorrect, it is not possible because that never happened

Conor's never going to fight in the UFC again. The only way he would have come back is if Nate was weak, then he would have tried to jump on Conor Nate 3. Conor is the most flushed fighter in the UFC.

what the fuck was dc thinking during that fight?
no wrestling from round 2 onward
hands always fucking down
trying to stand up with a guy who has 7 inches on him like a 15inch reeach
it's like he was TRYING to lose me money

Who is this milk truck

the best part of this isn't the heem, it's the little pause afterwards

You shouldn't have bet on that fight. DC was arrogant through the fight and was legitimately outboxing Stipe, so he tried to humiliate him instead of trying to win. As soon as that dumb shit started, Stipe was guaranteed to turn things around.

he was winning the stand up whats the problem

The American Cop.

Nate won the second conor fite . No need to do trilogy

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Yeah for like the first two rounds. But then he kept getting caught in exchanges and started to clinch less. He was looking too hard for the knockout and forgot to exercise his other skillset. In a way, I'm glad he got knocked out.

The Khabeeb meme ends soon

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i think this is the problem with fighters like DC, Khabib, Rockhold just to mention some AKA fighters, they tend to stand up way too much instead of trying to wrestle

guy has a massive ego and didn't realize his first win was kind of fluky

won 100 bucks because of Miocic

So far everyone at AKA has got themselves deleted by ego fighting. Khabib is next.

the look on yoel's face

YIKES

youtu.be/u4aLcD72aRk?t=420

Wake up, Cutbib!

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khabib won't get away not following father plan any more

He's had a good run, time to fly back to cuba

yoel beat that roiding dork half his age without even trying

like nate, jake shields is also a father

Is unJUSTing your chin with a long layoff a real thing? Stipe ate lots of hard shots during that fight, many of them similar to the one that dropped him in the previous match, and appeared relatively unfazed.

stipe says something to dc before finishing him

Costa was SHOOK

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This is a good rule but make it 10% not 15%

Who is your favourite female fighter Lukas?

It's been confirmed by sources that he was saying "supreme white power"

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How can one man be so seething? Rent-free eternally in this burgers mind.

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Stipe can be so fast. Has jon jones ever looked this fast?

Is that fucking Dana on his phone from 1 to 5 seconds?

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he's watching boxing

>N-NO C-CONOR IS THE GREATEST
>K-KHABIB F-FIGHT WAS A F-FLUKE

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Thumbnail looks like artem

Imagine having this picture saved.

>Imagine having this picture saved.

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GADOOSH

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Does yoel have the p4p tounge

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Nah, that's Nunes

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My vote goes to bj when he licked the blood

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josh barnett did that first, cazzie

Let's analyse in a neutral and unbiased way every current champion's and other notable fighter's careers at their thirteenth pro fight (specifically by highlighting theirs and the opponent's record before the fight):
>Stipe Miocic (champion) (11-1) beat Fabio Maldonado (21-6)
>Daniel Cormier (12-0) beat Roy Nelson (19-8)
>Jon Jones (champion) (11-1) beat Ryan Bader (12-0)
>Robert Whittaker (champion) (10-2) beat Colton Smith (3-1 + 4 wins in TUF so 7-1 unofficially)
>Israel Adesanya (interim champion) (12-0) beat Marvin Vettori (12-3-1)
>Paulo Costa (natty champion) (12-0) beat Yoel Romero (13-3)
>Kamaru Usman (champion) beat Emil Weber Meek (9-2)
>Colby Covington (people's champion) (11-1) beat Dong Hyun Kim (22-3-1)
>Georges St Pierre (11-1) beat BJ Penn (13-4-1)
>Max Holloway (champion) beat Clay Collard (13-4)
>Jose Aldo (11-1) beat Jonathan Brookins (8-2)
>Henry Cejudo (champ champ) (10-2) beat Wilson Reis (22-7)

and now the LW """champion""" (btw could you imagine becoming the champion in a division by beating a part-time fighter outside of the top 10?) and other fighters chosen at random
>Conor McGregor (champion in his mind) (10-2) beat Dave Hill (10-2) and gets the featherweight CW belt, the first of many belts he'd soon collect
>Tony Ferguson (people's champion) (10-2) beat Ramsay Nijem (3-1 but he had 3 amazing wins in TUF so he's unofficially 6-1)
>Dustin Poirier (interim champion) (11-1) beat Max Holloway, who is now the greatest or second greatest featherweight of all time, in emphatic fashion
>Khabib Nurmagomedov ("""champion""") (12-0) beat Kadzhik Abadzhyan (1-1) , a russian can matched up with Khabib to inflate his already padded record, who retired with a pathetic record of 3-6.

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based

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Dropped a fat pettis in the till

DC fan here

feels really bad man

Last night I had a dream I was talking to DC

I had two questions for him

>Why don't you wrestle more if your wrestling is so much better than everyone else's? You didn't wrestle enough against Stipe or Jones, and you're not a damn boxer. Wtf are you thinking?

>You won the first fight against Stipe weighing substantially more than you did in the second fight. You were connecting more in the second fight but you didn't seem to have the strength behind the punches to knock him out cold. Was losing weight for the rematch a mistake?

Can /heem/ answer?

DC fan here

feels really bad man

Last night I had a dream I was talking to DC

I had two questions for him

>Why don't you wrestle more if your wrestling is so much better than everyone else's? You didn't wrestle enough against Stipe or Jones, and you're not a damn boxer. Wtf are you thinking?

>You won the first fight against Stipe weighing substantially more than you did in the second fight. You were connecting more in the second fight but you didn't seem to have the strength behind the punches to knock him out cold. Was losing weight for the rematch a mistake?

Can /heem/ answer?

For all the shit Cormier talked about how Stipe didn't hit hard, I thought it was funny how ultimately he got TKO'd from successive accurate punches. That's always been Stipe's true strength, just look at his finishes of Werdum, Overeem, and JDS. It wasn't power, just pure clinical accuracy

1- It's because he's a nigger
2 - See above

DC got a concussion in round 2.

Tony bless

I check

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Consider this
I'm undefeated

wrestling's gay
he KO'd him because Stipe didn't see the shot coming, it wasn't even a power punch coming in light was the right choice especially seeing as he was getting tired in the 4th

You had the same dream as me? That's cray Budapest Brah

champions always get back up
- hobbit whittaker

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"Wrestling's gay"

>the best MMA base is gay

early stoppage

I bet you live in Brno like the villager you are.

Kino replay

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Wrestling can be the best base in MMA and also gay.

crowd reactions are great

apart from Dana what the fuck is he doing?

>he unironically believes humans are capable of putting on 50 pounds of weight in 36 hours

How fucking stupid are you ?

>hobbit whittaker

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it's gay in a good way

He already corrected himself lift people up don't try to bring them down.

piece of shit herb stopping it early before dc can get some enough cte

probably watching another boxing match again

So is Cormier unironically:

>1) Done?
>2) GOAT?
>3) Natty GOAT?

As a DC fan I hate to say it but I think it's yes, yes, yes.

Fucking sleepay.

Khabib GOAT bless

Ok Yoel thank you for your wisdom

Sorry I meant yes, no, no

Serious question: why didn’t DC just take him down? Most fighters shoot when they get hurt...was it ego?

When he broke his hand and put his back out witth a sneeze, he should have considered retiring

Yes no no. Jones is GOAT, Demitrious is natty goat , Stipe or Cain is heaviweight GOAT

true
Maybe, he might have one last fight
absolutely not
no

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Which one would fuck adesanya up more? Natty God Yoelito or Natty God Costa?

so even if you go by 186 pounds not 185 he's at 15%. i thought more than 10% is a sanction by california?

Chael has the correct explanation. Stipe was becoming more effective at stuffing the TD and he used a style where the opportunity to get taken down would not present itself

Been away on a trip and just watched 241. What a spicy night holy shit, even despite the decisions all the main card fights were great (except that gay middleweight opener)

But DC didn’t even shoot for one. It just seemed weird.

theyd both get embarrassed because they’d be too busy trying to tongue his asshole rather than actually fight

>leaf

yoelito could do way more damage but if the fight get past the third round he gets decisioned

wrestling is also the best base for manlove

He didn't have a losers mindset I guess

I think Israel can unironically beat Costa by tiring him out and point fighting, Costa fights like a large stupid bear. Yoel would fuck him up though because hes actually a great fighter

I heard it was in the same building in the same spot in the octagon where DC lost twice.

Would your answers change if:

>He has one more fight
>It's against Jones
>He brutalizes Jones

DC is my favourite person to see get melted, he looks so surprised as his legs fall out

cuz stipe outwrestled him and took him down

who wins this 115 pound fight?

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by crying after 2nd tko in a row

Yoel improves over time

If DC has one more fight and he fights Jones, and beats him in convincing fashion

>Khabib is the only remaining GOAT candidate

and fuck that manlet DJ and his manlet division

Early stop. Rewind you can see he was defending himself. Bad stop.

>Weeb nigger adesanya tries to do some meme kick shit on yoelito
>shin shatters against his natty skull
>Yoelito proceeds to knock him out
>takes his shorts off
>rapes him
>"I luuuh yuu main"
>adesanya starts screaming and crying
>"What??"" I dun playstation wat ju sey"

Dern anal vores ribas in round 1

if DC hypothetically takes one more fight, what could it be? he really seemed like he doesn’t want a third fight with stipei and he’s too old and fat to go down to lhw and jon will never go to hw

>Natty God Yoelito or Natty God Costa
why are u putting adesnaya against fighters that dont exist?

>watching the thread get all shit and retarded in real time as north americans wake up
Priceless, only thing comparable is when the 2 autistic bongs wake up

jones

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I firmly believe Costa would heem him within 3 minutes, but Yoelito would dump him on his head and beat the piss out of him

oi m8

oi dickhead

DC vs Cain Velasquez friendship ended with AKA

Both 214 and 241 were at Honda Center in Anaheim, kinda ironic yeah

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Jones at light heavyweight still makes sense, since John is running out of challengers. If Stipe retains the championship for a long time, DC Miocic 3 also makes sense.

yoel hasnt knocked anyone out at 185 in 3 years, 4 if dont count piss cryman ramming into his knee head on, he’s a flushed cutbabby

I don't think DC is done. I unironically think he can make a glorious comeback.

He can beat Stipe if he uses his takedowns. He's gotta stop with the boxing bullshit and use his advantages. He especially has to cut the ego, what was up with DC walking to Stipe with his hands down? Did he forget Stipe could knock him out cold? Pudgy ass arrogant motherfucker lost because of lack of humility more than anything else.

He could come back and beat natty Jones. Again he'd have to use his takedowns and scrap this bullshit boxing he's concocted.

If he comes back and:
>legitimately beats Jones to become LHW champ
>beats Stipe in the trilogy

I think you could unironically put him in the GOAT conversation. But right now Stipe took him out of that convo.

Would be funny if they c u c k DC by having Stipe drop down to 205 to challenge Jon Jones and becomes a double champ!

Extremely ironic and not a coincidence, wtf was he thinking? Bad energy for him in that place.

Fuck that, Stipe is way too big. Jones v Miocic needs to happen at heavyweight for it to be competitive.

Brock returns... calls out DC and Stipe at the same time!

I'm not sure DC's wrestling is actually that much better than Stipe's.

I offer you this : yoel fans are cazzie retards that jack off to blacked everyday

Rockhold you idiot

The scale

Brock's a can.

DC is done you goofs. He was just too pussy to make it official after Stipe humiliated him

Brock is a CAN DO! :^)

Did you guys see this aspen ladd video?

youtu.be/1IRi-NNKkwE

Stipe can't make 205 healthy

can't wait for next years heem day

Canbib aka Cutbib is next!

heem day is upon him... the meme ends.

How many people on heem fapped/thought about fapping to Natty Paulo Costa the other night?

Don't lie

It's hard for me not to massively rate Conor when he ran through all my favourite fighters.

dc at hw can’t wrestle so much, yes he wrestlefucked Lewis but Lewis has no ground game, trying to wrestle with stipe for too long would gass him again

Unironically Cain Velazquez would be the best fight to make

D.C. Could blame Cain for ruining his career

barely outdecisioned a 42 year old wrestler
not fapworthy

none we're not gay

If I fap to guys it's usually twinks

>D.C. Could blame Cain for ruining his career
what’s the story of this

retard post
cain has been flushed for years and DC has always been way better

Reminder that Cormier had already won the fight according to one judge, and was up 2-1 according to the other judges

DC you really fucking blew it

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Cain was heavyweight champ so Cormier went to light heavy and Jon exposed him as a bitch

If Cain just fucked off and got arthritis elsewhere no one would've realized dc is a down low brother

This is how closeted gay men act

I don't see how Stipe won that 3rd round.

You'd watch it and so would everyone else.

One last payday, my brother.

They beat each other up all the time anyway

did you check out his quads and pecs tho
the fuck we ain't
so the tj dillashaws, the brian ortegas?

dork

>we're not gay

I had it 2-1, rd 3 was close though

>ca(i)n

Oh right, Yoels illustrious 186.2 belt that he lost in his rematch to Whittaker

Not middleweight

>toilet post got me b& for being "off-topic"
>pedo containment a.k.a "skating" threads are not off-topic
End of an era, RIP toilet post July 2019-August 2019

P.S. who would you root for in a potential fight between Bobert Shittaker and Peepoo Crapsta, /HEEM/?

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Oh god, I do all the time. He's literally perfect

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No their faces are too masculine

based

Why do I keep underrating Nate Diaz?

He keeps winning and I can't deny his grappling even though I feel he looks like a pasty skinny fat dweeb when he's standing.

Is it the complete lack of athleticism?

DC doesn't want to kill Cain and flush his legacy further, which he would have done had they ever fought. Dumb idea and would never happen

you're just a caz

If Costa can cut 30 pounds then stipe can as well. Still not smart though

speak for yourselves

He’s got endless cardio, good strength especially for a guy his build, and quick hands. What other athletic traits? Jumping?

It's because we've seen him get completely outclassed by aggressive wrestlers a few times

>2019
>not being gender- and sexuality- fluid

wewwwwww

I didn't think he won it either but it was definitely better for him than the first 2.

Yes he does maybe you're a retard

You can suck 0.2 pounds out of my dick caz

>Is it the complete lack of athleticism?

Nate is crazy athletic, you have fallen for the American meme that you need to look like a bodybuilder to be athletic.

how diaz masdival goes

>Nate Diaz has a lack of athleticism
what am i even reading, you're probably fat too lol

I'm inclined to agree.

Masvidal clowns him

Fights to make after the last card:
Stipe vs Ngannou
Diaz vs Masvidal
Pennis vs Asscream
Costa vs Whittaker
Pooel vs Hermansson
Yusuff vs Kattar

Thawlts?

>zero champions
>zero top contenders
>all former champions have been disgrace
>any British champ is biggest ducker

Yeah tell me more about mma you fucking shit

Is it me or do his arms look unnaturally short here?

TRT DC vs ROIDthany ROIDson 2020 at heavyweight for the vacant ONE heavyweight belt.

you mean faster than round 4 stiopic ? yeah he is faster than that

logical but asskren is already slated to be permaflushed by maia

well even if he survived the round it would have been all even going into the 5th and Stipe was much fresher

if Nate memes him into a brawl he unironically has a chance, if he chopps that leg for the first two rounds Nate is getting embarrassed

dc vs Cain
Penn vs Pettis
Romero vs Silva
GSP vs askren
Diaz vs Ladd
Valentina vs Ladd

Nate by decision or submission, george is too proud to point fight him

>how diaz masdival goes

Watch Masvidal and Pettis's recent grappling match. Masvidal has strong wrestling, he can control level changes better which stops Nate being dominant. His strength also translates into his striking, I don't think he'll knock Nate out but he'll make him bleed which will risk a doctor's stoppage or blinding Nate.

However, Masvidal tries meme shit and will probably lose his balance at least once, which Nate can capitalise on. Nate will crowd him, as well, and will outperform him in the clinch. It'd be a close fight.

Watch Masvidal let Diaz steal a decision doing nothing but stick his tongue out when Diaz pillowfists land before realising he's let Diaz win every round

seething

Stipe vs DC 3
Diaz vs RDA 2
Pettis vs ZDS
Costa vs Hermanson
Yoel vs Kelvin
Yusuff vs Fili

imagine looking like that and walking around the mall.

the thots would be literally dripping and throwing themselves at you.

imagine that fucking life.

then think about the fat incel you are right now and kys

Diaz triangle choke

Pretty much like this
youtu.be/3J6urFp8YZ0

anyone has the link for the Schaub documentary?

We're not all fat slobs like you burger scum

Masvidal via superior fight IQ and superior standup

Nate is a can, doesn't matter if he's strung together a few wins.

And no, he's not hyper athletic. He was always considered a gatekeeper until he got that miracle first win against Conor

>the mall
what is this the 90s?

Post your hog leaf

Where do you meet thots, online?
Fucking zoomers not meeting anyone in real life anymore

Every morning when I wake up I feel like death.

Does anyone have experience with a cpap machine? Will it improve my MMA training?

I bet you got pettis by meme kick

holy shit look at this boomer

yes, it's pretty much the only way

Only black people still go to the mall. I think user just revealed himself to be a nigger.

>DC wins trilogy
>Diaz
>Pettis
>Natty
>Yoel is too strong for Fatselum
>Fili is a can

sleep in a hyperbaric chamber, it's the only way

Y'all some lame ass zoomers, never used a dating app in my life bc I go to the mall and pick up hos

>>Diaz
oh no
>>Fili is a can
Still wiped out Yusuffs best win in the 1st round,

Hold up so you go to the mall specifically for the purpose of courting mall patrons? Do you wear a trench coat?

Fuck you gayboy

Nah nigga I'm just open to talking to thots anywhere I fucking go, the mall, wal mart, kroger, target, panera bread, nigga it don't matter there's thots everywhere

that's not your hog homo post hog or gtfo

But you said you purposely travel to the mall

based BBC Casanova

i said i never used a dating app (true) and i said i went to the mall and picked up hos (also true) i didn't say my sole purpose for going to the mall was hos

sorry I gotta cover it with my hands since it's very small

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I wish Luke still posted on heem I have so much I want to ask him.

not a Casanova unfortunately, mixed success picking up chicks on the street.

shit's hard and shit's changed probably bc so many thots go the online route

Get a job you fuckin bum

also #metoo is a bitch feel like a criminal even just talking to chicks

DC was a chinlet after all

If any fight was a work it would have been the Eddie fight tbqh. Conor never looked that good before or since the fight. Chad at least gassed out from taking the fight on late notice. That's why he kept going for guillotines and giving up favorable position. He wasn't in 5 or even 3 round shape. The Porier and Max wins were both when they were way younger and less refined. Porier was a brawler at FW now he can box people (which is what he did to Max).

Burgers are the fucking worst.

I'm at work right now moron. And pretty sure I got more money than you, not that it matters

DANA ON JRE

Hes beaten everyone good that Tony has beaten + McGregor without a loss

The only opponent Khabib and Tony share with a different outcome, Michael Johnson
Tony holds the L
Khabib holds the W

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And yet you watch a sport dominated by them. How many uk champs are there in all of history? Just one? And it was a fucking joke

1776 you little bitch

>Green text
>Wojak face
Damn never seen that before

Selling cds in an empty seats parking lot is a job

>>>>>BIGGEST UFC HOG??????

Stipe only gets progressively faster as the rounds go on.

You either put him away or he is going super saiyan on your ass. I don't blame DC for ducking him so long.

>selling CDs
yawn you're lame homes here's a (you) now stfu

Yoel

Is that what the girls say before they call mall security

It depends whether you fall for skinny tall dude with a big hog meme or the built bodybuilder type with a fat hog meme

In any case, the only answers are
>Adesanya
>Ngannou

Any other answer is wrong

Gegard had the GOAT hog

zzzz

The two greatest combat athletes of all times are American

>I feel like that fight was our only shot to see Yoel get slept, now he will probably retire before ever finally getting humbled
youtube.com/watch?v=TrwiwJm06Cs

Danis and who is the other one?

Youd be out cold if you ever stepped to me in a mall

How big is Colby's hog?

7.6 in

GSP and Silva aren't American

Max. Everybody else has an innie due to steroid abuse.

We've been over this, it's Ryan Hall

Pfff ankle pick gnp you done son

I was thinking Stipe and Jon

That's enormous

My vote is (S)Borrachinha (Italians will get it)

Who has the most aesthetic hog?

>Stipe
>American

For sure homes he's as American as apple pie, the superbowl and mcdonalds

Silvs is literally an American now and Canada is an American protectorate.

Post places you like to fight
>the mall
>bars
>Pizza Hut
>fight gym
>normal gym
>empty fields
>abandoned buildings
>occupied buildings
>airplane restrooms (mile high club)
>boxing ring
>a circle taped on the ground
>a square taped on the ground
>backyard
>front yard
>pool
>jacuzzi
>shower
>library

Aspen Ladd

I like to fight in my sleep so I can legally beat the ever-loving shit out of all the women in my life.

Definitely the mall other than that I don't fight in any of these places but I pick up hos in all of them

I've done this accidentally, it was really bad.

My spermatozoids like fighting the most in your mom's womb

He was born in Ohio you stupid fucking mutt.

Post

>Favorite fighter
>Favorite fight
>Favorite movie
>Current relationship status

>apple pie
>American

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Truthpilled

>LIDL discounted products section
>airport airside
>airport landside
>kindergarden
>school
>university
>cinema
>highway
>hospital cafeteria
>cafeteria at breakfast
>cafeteria at lunch
>cafeteria at dinner
>cafeteria at supper
>my bed

>Favorite fighter
past: Forrest Griffin, current: Korean Zombie and Tony Ferguson
>Favorite fight
Griffin vs Bonnar
>Favorite movie
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
>Current relationship status
single, fuck w*men

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One question. Are you black? Be honest

Who gives a fuck where you're born you idiotic incompetent gypsy?

So two Kenyans come to the us have a baby in Ohio, you think that kid has more in common with Ohio or Kenya?

Both Stipe's parents are Croats dummy

>Favorite fighter
Brendan Schaub
>Favorite fight
Shogun/Hendo 1
>Favorite movie
Apocalypse Now
>Current relationship status
Incel

>octagon
>hexagon
>circular cage
>car show
>karaoke
>street
>sidewalk
>crosswalk
>car
>farm
>parachute
>ocean
>meditation

I can't really think of anywhere I don't like to fight except maybe mcdonalds because there's too many variables and you're always outnumbered but I kinda like that

No

every american is an immigrant you stupid nigger.

The mall is full of blacks and Arabs. No thanks

Anderson Silva and Natty God Costa
Silva vs Sonnen
Goodfellas
Dating some fine ass mulata teenage pussy

>Tony
>Rory/Robbie II
>Bullet Ballet
>gib gf

Do you think we've had a gay (male) UFC champion?

Not even 46 hours after the best main card of the year and you fucking idiots have already descended into rattling off post ironic ego posting about having sex with malls or whatever it is Americlaps do.

I'm trying to ruin my life through procrastination, but you fucking animals are making /heem/ too boring even for me.

Retard

cheal and?

>aspen ladd
>jardine lidell
>my left foot
>mall hos

Nate looks like the goat when he fights a LW at WW. He's a gatekeeper when he's a LW against a LW and he struggles when he's a WW vs a WW, but if he's a WW against a LW he excels.

>Fighter
DC, Khabib, Cody Garbrandt
>Fight
Romero Whitaker 2, Masvidal Askren
>Movie
2001, American Beauty, Oldboy
>Relationship
Single, but on and off with a chick. Other than her, pretty much incel

Adesanya is a homosexual

This is boring? I'm having a blast, it's the simulated masculine broship locker room talk simulator I've never experienced in my youth or adult life.

Whores, drugs, fucking, fighting, hogs, this is the peak right here. It's the closest I'm gonna get to friends. I love /heem/.

Adensanya is a gay interim champ if that counts. Dominick Cruz is probably in the closet too.

And somehow you managed to have the worst post ITT

I would heem you easy and heem you fast

How would one go about acquiring one of these so called "mall hoes"?

Unironically Cockhold, someone on plebbit took a photo of him in a gay club

Everyone's an immigrant from somewhere you stupid gypsy

Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.

bas rutten
mcnugget vs diaz 1
shutter island
single

I don't think it was the best card of the year.

I enjoyed Jones vs Thiago Santos card more. The heems on that one were just sensational

Imagine talking about Khabib vs Porier after we witnessed the Natty Championship and probably the card of the year.

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>mall hos

mah nigga!!

love you too brah

>living in the past
A good way to be heemed by the future my man

Jon
Wanderlei v Cro Cop 2
Fitzcarraldo
FWB

No one's talking about Khabib vs Poirier because it's all scripted anyway

>Khabib is the GOAT and the most dominant UFC fighter of all time
>Dustin the Dustbin is a turbo can gatekeeper who is about to get grounded and pounded into oblivion

They can't even build this fight up it's so one-sided

The most interesting thing about 242 is the 1/100 chance that Tony will have to replace someone. Khabib has been talking about his wrestling a lot recently, and his dad's in his corner. He's not going to box, so he'll beat Poirier handily.

imagine posting all these random ass places and never fighting anywhere except maybe the mall when you get beat up by the thots since you have no game

the ufc always tries to frame him as a great dude, but dc is a scumbag narcissist. Along with the eye-pokes, and bragging about hes possibly the greatest athletes of all time, the video of him shitting on his coach for saying he needed to improve his late round output during training was hilarious.

Poirier is really fucking boring desu desu

Fuck the musrat. BASED FC just announced this.

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It's not like Porier isn't a deserving contender though; he out Gaethjed Gaethje, he out Eddied Eddie, and he embarrassed Max Holloway within 1 year.

You know what? I'd like to see that shit happen to end the T-Ferg meme because he's also a closet can, and Khabib would whoop his ass too, though not as easily as he will with the Dustbin

face it gents - khabib is GOAT. I've been on his bandwagon since 2012

The future is now old man

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UFC 242 is dogshit

Fucking horrible card

a bald generic tattoo ridden can doesn't do it for you?

I've literally fought at each one of them multiple times and if you ever want to lose your girl bring your mall ho and see me on the farm bitch

>one

you only watch one if you enjoy hentai or anime, /heem/ is for chads

Ferguson wins by doctor's stoppage.

Yoel was very reddit-esque in this performance

To be fair, he got saved both of those Eddie Alvarez fights by the refs. There wasn't ever a satisfying finish.

Why did Ben Askren get triggered by what Pettis said on an embedded of all things? Did Masvidal turn him into a school girl?

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>gaycheese
dude is LITERALLY walking CTE
>Eddie
One of the turboest of cans
>Holloway
Gives Gaycheese a run for his money re: CTE, also not a natty LW

Also
>Reminder that Conor spanked Dustbin

>8 of fthose land flush
what a humiliating heem

Dude I will teach you the ways of muay thai when I propel these cement-hardened shins into your skull

What would you say was fight of the night at 241?

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Gillespee is a meme hyped up by cazzies who want to seem smarter by rooting for muh overlooked fighter. He'll never be a challenger if he continues fighting once a year.

Khabib owns T-Ferg and ends the meme homie, there's no way around this

You're queuing at the all you can eat when these lads come over and slap your ass then cut the line. What do?

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How you gonna teach me when you can't even reach me little man

Poel always has to act like he was robbed whenever he loses too

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cannonier, hermansson, yoel, costa, all beat assedanya easily.

He needs to stay relevant, so he needs more beef.

You're fucking retarded those are all top ten fighters, Dustin has a good resume even if he will get embarrassed. The only really good wins Khabib has are RDA and Gooby

>German Bantz

always straightforward gotta love it

I would be inclined to say Romero Costa, but Romero fucked around so much it was frustrating to watch. Stipe's comeback story was the FotN for me.

Punch Dshit in his bloated stomach till he collapses

Max actually is a natty LW he just has to be a cutbabby to be successful in the ufc

Well when your mate says 'I fucking loved it' when you got turboflushed it's a bit out of order

>top ten
A marketing gimmick to legitimize can crushing and flushed fighters. Wolf tickets

2nd fight was satisfying enough because it was a will-breaking TKO

So, about the mall..

women be shoppin

>Cares about rankings

Cazzie detected, so I assume you think Jacare and Chris Weidman are better than our lord and savior NATTY Paulo Costa?

I just wanna see tony use those front kicks to cutbeebs liver like he did on comboy. cutbaby's liver will lacerate and he'll die

List 10 good LW fighters. Before you list less than ten consider the fact that if you do that you're admitting that you're retarded because there's no way that there aren't 10 good fighters at 155

Just walk right up, look her in the eye, shake her hand and say "hola ho"

Ben Askren should be triggered idiot. You've never had a teammate on anything

Wasn't being literal just putting them in an elite category

Yeah dawg I don't think you know too much about fighting you might be a can at posting too lmfao b

How would Tony ferguson fare ate the mall?

>Mall
You don't have malls in the favelas, so it wouldn't apply to you but basically scope out a thot, show her hog, ??????, Profit

Glad to know that you're retarded

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Based

>Eddie Alvarez
>Elite

You're a literal elite retard

He would holla and ankle pick thots, so good

Pettis is friends with Masvidal and loves highlight reel KOs. He said it was beautiful and he's one of those people that says "fuck" with everything because it's not a big deal to say to him. Even Bisping said the flying knee Silva hit him with was beautiful. If Ben was really concerned he should have messaged or called Pettis instead of responding to a bait tweet from Dylan Danis and trying to blow the whole thing out of proportion. He just seems like a drama queen after this. He's getting a pass for putting his teammate on blast on Twitter. Ben is such a virtue signaler.

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As long as he plays strawberry letter 23 he's in

Poirier is elite, he's massively improved

Compare his arch to Conor, shocking really

Tony fights at the mall as part of his regular training regimen

>post ten random fighters
>by posting ten fighters you admit rankings exist
Lmfao dawg I think your the retard for sure b

>Poel always has to act like he was robbed whenever he was robbed too
ftfy

Don't call him out on Twitter like a girl, talk to him face to face or call him like a man. Ben just wanted attention for being a victim otherwise there wouldn't be any reason to tweet about it. Not to mention Dylan Danis put out this bait to cause drama and of course Ben's dumbass bites the bait. It's cringey how many people are coming to his defense for crying on Twitter instead of actually trying to get clarification from Pettis.

I do 25 rounds of fighting in Walmart, every day. Iron sharpens iron, lets go!

One bad loss in Tokyo doesn't make you a can, he dismantled one of the better Lightweights in ONE a few weeks ago proving that he's still a really good fighter

New thread

Poirier is elite, but Khabib is more elite. 242 will confirm.

Eddie A. is not elite, Gaycheese is fun to watch but probably not elite, Max Hugehog is elite but not at LW.

Conor's arch is pretty much the blueprint on how to become the GOAT millionaire, but he ruined his fighting legacy in the process

Dillon danis, theodorou, sean o malley

Are they invincible?

I never said anything about rankings, top ten is a category of performance level

are you the same brit that used to nuthang Cuckhold and switched to Pooel?

Nah Twitter is better, otherwise what would /heem/ talk about if they actually settled it like men behind the scenes.

Twitter beefs are choice lad

He's good, not elite.

>the ufc always tries to frame him as a great dude, but dc is a scumbag narcissist. Along with the eye-pokes, and bragging about hes possibly the greatest athletes of all time, the video of him shitting on his coach for saying he needed to improve his late round output during training was hilarious.
All US blacks in combat sports are like that. Ever heard of the "Black Code"? They all cheat. Tyson was fond of elbowing, for example.

It works because no referee will stop them for fear of racism.

that was the first one of two at least that fight

Would be nice, but i want Habibi to win so Tony can heem him to death with elbows.

I disagree, he’s a good old boy that likes to heem, a throwback to when the UFC was just American street kids and former wrestlers beating each other senseless.

Have you seen the top of his head?
Poor Paulo has about 1 year left before its pure scalp

those small shoulders make him look weak

He's got the post blocking his view there so is watching the fight on a screen instead

Yoel since he would do damage to Israel he'd never recover from

Imagine being named Penis

Blacks always fight dirty. Look up the "black code" in boxing.

Thank you for that

Bobby Knuckles
Holloway v Ortega
The Edge
Married

He has a massive skeleton, he's got a super thick frame and a massive head so his body and musculature looks smaller in comparison.

>Big Nog
>Big Nog/Randy
>Manchester by the sea
>

The casualness is staggering...

As a fighter, you would NEVER do this deliberately. If you extend your finger whilst throwing your hand you risk BREAKING YOUR HAND because the bones in the finger are very fragile, this is especially true of the second example because a broken thumb is basically game over.

The first example is misjudged distance on the jab which missed, the second is just an accident which happens a lot when HANDFIGHTING.

I like both fighters, I'm not a fanboy or a cringey hater. People who think these are deliberate have never thrown a punch in their lives and know nothing about handfighting which is essential to Cormier's style due to his short reach.

The real problem is the gloves, which the UFC really need to fix to prevent eye pokes.

DC is notorious for his eye targeting shenanigans.