/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Nino Maravilla edition

Based pes

>starting Sanchez over Dybala

Feel really bad for Inter fans if they sign Sanchez as well as Lukaku. They don’t know what’s coming.

Yeah, I'm thinking Serie A is back.

>con artist and an ngubu with a first touch of a pedophile

We know dont worry.

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lmao they aren't even close to Napoli, and they have no bench

Shhh, the less they know the more fun it's going to be

Mama mia...
instagram.com/p/B1CAZHpiI9B/

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She would heem me with no effort whatsoever

Girls with huge nipples are on another level

too muscular
would not bang

Nice

>hamez back on the menu
one scudetto please.

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And that's a good thing

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>Still no transfers

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nobody wants to join, deal with it

fiftards on suicide watch

There are Lozano medical visits on Wednesday la

>Wanda Nara as Scarlet Witch
oh boy that's too much for my dick

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Sami Khedira has insisted that he fought to stay at Juventus so he could win the Champions League and not just for the money.

“Sarri wants us to play in a totally different kind of way,” he told Kicker.

“For that reason, we’ve had some difficulties and we need time to adapt to the new system, but it’s normal.

“Playing a different kind of football, pressing, intensity, passion and intelligence. They’re all things that appeal to me.

“My knee is fine and I feel completely fit, I trust my body. Last season was unlucky for me. I wasn’t very happy, with all the injuries to my knee, the heart operation. I’d entered a negative spiral.

“I questioned everything: do I still have fire in my belly? Do I still have the right physical condition? I replied ‘yes’.

“If you play for Juve you always want to win the Champions League, you have to improve year after year. And I always want to be amongst the 11 starters.

“I’m convinced that I can get back to being at the highest level, otherwise you’d be talking to a pensioner and not the footballer Khedira. I can play at such a level for three more years.

“I haven’t talked to any other teams. I know there’s many of us and that Juve must sell. At 32 and having played just 17 games last season, I was always going to be scrutinised.

“It’s always been like that for me, but I’ve always ended up playing. With Juve, everything was clear from the start of preseason.

“I wouldn’t leave and I didn’t want to leave. I heard I was only staying for the money. That struck me because then the fans believed it. I’ve never played for money, only to win trophies.”

The 32-year-old was then asked about his side’s chances of a ninth straight Scudetto and a first Champions League since 1996.

“I want to make my dream of winning the Champions League with Juve come true because I love the club, the team and the city.

“We mustn’t hide. We didn’t buy Ronaldo or De Ligt to go out in the quarter-finals or semi-finals.

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Khedira will be a starter and bring a new wave of APOLOGIZE posts that will go on for the whole season

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He proposed!

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Uhm, user De Laurentiis wouldn't want you to use his face on another studios product. Especially since Disney killed his muh cinepanettone

Wtf, that's not his sister!

I would propose to him to SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

If nothing changes this week who's going to start for the first match?
Jj never began the season with mercato still open

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Also:

SOUL

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That's why Dybala and Mandzukic will leave this week and Icardi will join, and the mercato is closed

------------------------Szcz--------------------------
De Scoglio - Bonucci - Chiellini - Alex Sandro
------------------------Pjanic-------------------------
------------------Khedira - Rabiot -----------------
--------------Dybala - Piggy - Ronaldo----------

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*boats towards Inter*

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>boss is coming to inter
What is his real master plan?

lmao, is that a royal flag ? if so, that means: fachismo=inda. dybala> to inter

Shit I forgot Dybala signed with sfinter

It would be:
Bernard Husky - Piggy - Ronaldo

To bankrupt the chink with no survivors

Will he finally score sum goals now?

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does interisti even consider winning it a possibility? honest question

well serie a is shit so they could unironically be good here

it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d0b279a184b8
I think I get it now

fucking disgusting

Imagine the smell

Isn't he going to PSG?

>not knowing Dybala chained himself to Suning Center's gates and is refusing to eat untill Juve finally let him fullfill his lifelong dream of playing for Inter

PSG is just a decoy operation, Dybala's heart has been set on Inter from the moment he was born.

Moreso, most babies' first words are something like 'Mama' or 'Papa'. Paulo's first word was 'Inda'

The question is twofold:
>How likely is JJ to crash and burn?
Not much but I guess chances are a little higher than last year
>Can this team get >90 points?
No, not in a million lucky breaks

I'm loving this meme fras

wew

what does the inside of a vagina feel like?

I do not want Ribery, pls no

Like a bunch of tiny Emma Robertses softly punching your dick in a pleasurable way

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why, he would be great for fiorentina

I dread the future

Based

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Is that lake como?

Fantacalcio user, let my team in. Your holiday is over.

The signup hand it over.

Is he really all that hes cracked out to be though?

He is nothing but an injury and legal issue prone person. Balo is a more reasonable person than he is. And hes looking to retire, a victory lap so to speak. Hes not aspiring to anything more than to stay in europe and cash another check.

Any minute now

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It just makes sense!

For me,it’s the 100% certain to happen immobile-dybala swap
Jj needs homegrown players so it makes even more sense

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>"How about we sign another sudaca that is a locker room cancer and has only scored 5 goals in a year and a half in a collapsing shit club"
I can't stand this anymore.

Icardi is not homegrown

Your trips deem it happen, lo siento amigo

But his future sons will! That was the plan all along, get Icardi and breed a new and stronger generation of players.

Balo will be on €1,5, with bonuses €3, million a year.

I read Dybala really loved Lazio when he was a kid because it reminded him of Argentine's kit colors

What did Wanda mean by this?

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Or this

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@mirimeo
>quello che sono:una roccia.
>quello che non sono:una roccia.
#ragazzalavica
#ricaricasolare
#accussì

So is or isn't she a rock? What did she mean by this?

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Her eye lashes are triggering me. She can barely thot properly.

GREATFUL DEAD!

JEFE

El Sharaawy keeps dabbing on chinks

>Sanchez deal done
Thanks god it's a loan

>with option to buy
Lol, nothing personal kid

twitter.com/andreameli451/status/1163439815221813248
here's your new striker bro

I am a rock too after seeing that pic if you know what I mean

damn Dybala got a nice tan

I'm glad to see Lukaku is taking his fucktoy with him.

To be fair Ole did say Sanchez would get plenty of game time

MAROTTA'S AT THE WHEEL

With Boss man and an unlocked Candreva, sky's the limit for inda

For me, it's blessed Candreva

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Fucks sake, I'd take even a shitter like Dybala before Sancho Past-it

twitter.com/CagliariCalcio/status/1163503757788942337?s=20

Alexa says Luca Pellegrini is back at Casteddu

Wanda PLEASE accept Nabule think of all the pizza fritta and the hot guaglioni there's still time

.

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>I have an important meeting Saturday that is the same time as Valencias and Violas first match

Duck it all

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>Giampaoloball crashes with no survirors
>Giampaolo goes AWOL
>Gattuso comes back
>pulls the team out of relegation zone to 8th place
>new contract until 2024
yes please Maldini

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If you swap Milan and Torino this is the safe bet

No

Lazio just bought Lazari and theyr boomers are all one year older, Roma sold 3 of theyr best players and signed memes, and both of them came behind Milan last year, how are they favourites ahead of them exactly?

>Mustafi to Roma
Lmaooo

is maldini jealous of rino?, because he's more successful and commanding then him

atalanta will be out of the top eight this year

>jealous
Maldini is the only reason why Rino worked last season.

>falling for riommers whining and jinxing
Roma is a perfectly fine 4th place competitor you tard, it's not like other teams can boast much better than those memes. Even if Fonseca proves underwhelming he'll still be better than EDF/er minestraro.

SMS, best Korea, Tare and Limone in la

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Yo perro needs food to caca

i didn't say it isn't a competitor, just that the safe bet would be Milan since theyr alredy ended up above them last season and Roma actually got worse

they are probably just talking about tax evading and money laundering desu

It is not surprising, but chain smoker Maurizio Sarri suffers from a severe case of pneumonia. He'll probably recover in time for the opening game.

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Yeah i figured.

Soon, one way or another.

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Reminder the actual goat defender of Juve is going to outshine de Shit tomorrow in his press conference

Warm up for me, De Sc- *cough* *cough* *dies*

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>1 point of difference in a critically shit season for both teams
Wow that's a solid base to make predictions user. The only teams visibly ahead than Roma are Napoli and Jj (and maybe Inter on paper but as we know crisi looms close). Also
>rating Giampollo

Yeah no shit, De Miral already spent a lot more time playing in Italy. Ofcourse he's going tto have an easier time communicating

>rating Giampollo
can't be worse than Gattuso, also Milan improved the team, Roma not so much

>also Milan improved the team
what team? they literally play the same squad from last season

Players from a relegated team la

>can't be worse than Gattuso
Wait until he realizes Piontek isn't lil quail and he needs to actually think about strats instead if telling everyone to just give him the ball

>Sarri has pneumonia
lmao

this
pionkek will fail this year

Theo>Ritardo Rodriguez
Bennacer>Mauri
Krunic>Merdolacci
Leao>Cutrone
Giampaolo>Gattuso
plus Paquetà and Piatek from the start and Bonaventura (and hopefully Caldara) coming back. All is left is a good SS and the team is completed
You also have to consider that Milan is the only one without and European competition to worry about.
They play the same team because the new ones are either injred, recently recovered or just started training, after the NT brek the team will be ready.

>can't be worse than Gattuso
And that's where you're wrong

Yeha becuase Quagliarella was such a goalmachine before last seaso right? And Quagliarella scored 9 (NINE) penalties, from open play Patek actually score more

You're underestimating how big of an impact playing without a goalkeeper and 30+ muscular injuries makes.

garda

Dybala-balotelli-marchisio incoming

>Piatek
Less goals than Borini

>The only teams visibly ahead than Roma are Napoli and Jj (and maybe Inter on paper but as we know crisi looms close)
holy shit what the fuck are you smoking lmao

like Milan didn't have injuries last year, the had to start Abate as a CB more than once and onece Calabria in midfield

>pre season

Couldn't even score a single goal to kosovan farmers

>maybe I can disappear from here and reach Inter via meditation

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>pre season

Is Bonucci mimicking a scale as a reference to him shifting the balance?

why do these kind of photos trigger me so much?

Not an excuse when you play against kosovan farmers

>pre season

Not an excuse if you can't score to kosovan farmers

Delusional bbilanista

Gigi has like a different haircut in every single photo

Go on, tell me how Milan is visibly better than Roma with their unproven players and relegation fodder stars as reinforcements. Btw I'm not a supporter of either team so I'm super partes

>Milan outperformed Roma last year
>Milan got better
>Roma got worse
It's not rocket science

And stop being so disingenuous by calling Bennacer a relegation fodder.

But he is

Lmao

Ok, user. Bennacer is shit and won't improve the team because he's from Empoli. Got it.

>every player that has ever played in a relegation fodder team is shit

pneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumoniapneumonia

are they celebrating sarris cancer ??!!

>Nerman for Dybala
why

Nerman

t. Massimo di Culo

If nerman goes to Jj, I will tell that girl I'm a 4channeler

I need this mercato to end right now

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>need a solid centre-forward and a left back
>get Nerman instead
B R A V O

>watching Nerman literally diving against Genoa

fras it will be majestic

It's like a remote possibility if all planets align or some shit. But it would be a fucking surprise.

because you don't have friends

The Botto of Transfermarket

RIBERY TO FIORENTINA

Where the fuck did you read this Dybala-Neymar swap bullshit?

Mio cuggino told me so

AS and Globoesporte apparently

AS - globoesporte

>"Y-you don't understand, 4channel has only the b-blue boards now, that means I don't watch porn or hail Hitler, I just c-complain about girls in fantasy games and black people in football"

>3 minutes of extra time
Cutrone isn't even rated by his own team

You could show her a /seriea/ thread to convince her that 4channel is actually a wonderful place

Good, one midfielder and one CB more and the meme dies.

No you won't

shame about sarri's lung cancer but at least we're signing neymar

>miha
>sarri
Who's getting CANCERED next

Casteddu won their first scudetto on their 50th year.
This one is going to be their 100th

Just sayin'

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>implying this whole Neymar > Jj thing isn't simply a ruse thought up by Interisti to distract from all the Dybala > Inter shitposts
I see right through you all, nothing gets past me

>He still believe in memebala

KEK

Man I'd love a /seriea/ Leicester story
>inb4 "redditfag"

>Inter wins Seria A
>ManU faggots with butthurt forever

I can see...

Juventus are winning the meme battle, release the Neymar spin.
*click*

What was the last time something similar happened? I don't think you can count Roma and Lazio. Milan clubs and Juve neither

So Samp in 90-91?

Fras I have a question.
If 'calcio' in italian means football, how do you say calcium (the element of the pt) in italian?

calcio

Imagine Sarri speaking with his aspired 'C' and this thing on his throat

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calcio, kick is also calcio

Its happening

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i can imagine this

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kek

'ate terroni
'ate delusional fans
'ate teams that never go through crisi

Love choker necklaces

Simple as

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>Paratici in Barcelona for a Rugani-Juan Miranda swap with Barça
If I see Rugani with a blaugrana shirt with my very eyes my life can be considered full

Hellas verona in 84-85

>roma

Sleep tight /seriea/

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t. deluded milanista

PADRINO

ZIO

morning news recap to bump the thread

Hirving Lozano will arrive for his Napoli medical over the next 24 hours, with reports PSV are paid €38m and a release clause added
>Barcelona are not interested in Daniele Rugani as part of the Juventus bid for Juan Miranda, so he is again closer to Roma
Multiple sources in Italy claim Fernando Llorente is closer to Napoli than Inter or Manchester United, but it all depends on Mauro Icardi
>Reports are growing that Franck Ribery has accepted a move to Fiorentina and he hinted as much on social media
After he turned down a move to Sassuolo, now Fiorentina have asked for Zenit St Petersburg defender Emanuel Mammana
>Inter full-back Henrique Dalbert is ready for his transfer to Nice, on loan with option to buy for €12-13m and his salary covered
Hellas Verona are close to securing Club Brugge and Morocco midfielder Sofyan Amrabat, on loan with option to buy for €3m
>Juventus have asked Paris Saint-Germain about signing Neymar in an exchange deal involving Paulo Dybala, claim Globoesporte
Genoa will be without Riccardo Saponara for the next two weeks after he sustained a thigh injury
>As expected, SPAL have officially sold Senegal international goalkeeper Alfred Gomis to Dijon FCO
Juventus released a statement confirming Coach Maurizio Sarri has been diagnosed with pneumonia after struggling with flu
>Alexis Sanchez is on the verge of his Inter loan move with option to buy for €15m, as he is not even on the Manchester United bench tonight
Samu Castillejo is reportedly considering an offer worth €11m to join Celta Vigo, less than half what Milan paid a year ago
>Lazio have reportedly snapped up 18-year-old Partizan Belgrade defender Strahinja Pavlovic for €5.5m
Claudio Marchisio ruled out Brescia or any Italian club other than Juventus, while he turned down Jiangsu Suning “because they are too close to Inter"
>Udinese legend Antonio Di Natale is confident Alexis Sanchez “will get back to his best” at Inter with Antonio Conte

Mario Balotelli assures he is ready to be “a leader” at Brescia and regain his Italy place. “Before Roberto Mancini, it didn’t depend on me”
>Brescia President Massimo Cellino urged the media to “help” Mario Balotelli, but claimed English football fans were “racist” against Italians
Mario Balotelli reveals his mother “cried” with happiness when he joined hometown club Brescia. “It was my Father’s dream to see me in this jersey"
>SPAL full-back Mohamed Fares went under the knife today following the tear of his anterior cruciate ligament in the left knee
German Pezzella, Rodrigo de Paul, Joaquin Correa, Lautaro Martinez and Paulo Dybala are all in the latest Argentina squad
>Udinese goalkeeper Simone Scuffet has officially joined Serie B side Spezia on a season-long loan with an option to buy
Mauro Icardi’s agent-wife Wanda Nara has broken her silence to confirm that the Inter striker will not be joining Monaco
>Roma full-back Davide Santon is reportedly in talks to join Spanish side Real Sociedad
Sampdoria and Italy striker Fabio Quagliarella has been nominated for the 2019 Puskas Award

>balotelli redemption arc begins
i can already tell this is going to be a good year

>you're going to buy me in fantacalcio, right user?

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>Claudio Marchisio ruled out Brescia or any Italian club other than Juventus, while he turned down Jiangsu Suning “because they are too close to Inter"

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Sanchez would be great with a 15 million buy clause wtf. Conte will unlock him so hard. Also lautaro gets learn from a great. Our year fra

Imagine going to Jiangsu and be forced to record spots with Fabio ballerino

>On 1 July 2019, Zenit announced that Marchisio had left the club after his contract was terminated by mutual consent.

Yeah I don't think so, If Juve doesn't give him a one last season he is going to retire.

>Hellas verona in 84-85
>It was the only season when referees were assigned to matches by way of a random draw instead of being assigned to a specific match by a special commission of referees

really makes you think

Suarez to Juve

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Not gonna happen with Higuain not leaving

>dixie lander talking about buying a black man
colour me surprised

>veretout is suddenly alive and might start on Sunday

>Atletico Madrid striker Nikola Kalinic could return to Serie A this month, with Bologna, Sampdoria, Atalanta and even Fiorentina interested.
>Kalinic has seen his career nosedive since leaving Fiorentina in 2017, scoring just 10 goals in two seasons with Milan and Atleti.
>However, Il Messaggero maintains the 31-year-old is still highly rated by several Serie A clubs, including Bologna, Sampdoria and Atalanta.
>There would also be interest from the Viola, whose Coach Vincenzo Montella took him to the Rossoneri.
>Kalinic netted 33 times in 84 appearances for Fiorentina between 2015 and 2017, prior to his ill-fated €29m move to San Siro.

It's 5 days old rumours, but worth mentioning

Jovic to Milan la

lmao maybe mariano diaz

>According to the German newspaper Bild's website, only the signatures on the contract for the arrival of Franck Ribery in Florence are missing. The player found a rough agreement with Fiorentina yesterday for a two-year contract and closed the final details on the payment, the player will sign the new contract with the purple club. The French refused Saudi Arabia and Russia where he could have made more money to feel he was still a protagonist.

>There is not only Juan Miranda at the center of the dialogues between Juventus and Barcelona thanks to the mission in Catalonia of the Juventus ds Fabio Paratici. According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, in fact, the champions of Italy and Spain would have spoken of the hypothesis of "exchanging" two defenders today anything but untouchable in their respective rosters: Daniele Rugani and Samuel Umtiti.

>To buy Neymar there would also be Juventus, not only Real Madrid and Barcelona. The unlikely indiscretion comes from Brazil. This is stated by GloboEsporte in its online edition. Apparently in the clamorous operation that the Juventus club is trying to set up, it would also include Dybala. And according to AS there would also be the offer: on the plate the Argentine plus 100 million.

Correa would have been perfect for the attack but I guess Maldini Boban magic faded away
screw this mercato

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luka is staying in madrid

Should've gone for Rodrigo.

>Chiesa - Boateng - Ribery

Yes, I'm thinking viola is back

>aeroplanino is at the wheel

Yeah that will turn out just swell

Ok so imagine alexis flops. Inter will pay 15 million redemption and 6 mill salary. If he flops there is still lautaro. Only worry is icardi target replacement.

>Zappacosta IN
>Santon OUT

There is no obligation to buy on Sanchez loan though
I expect him to be 3rd option, bench warmer for Lautaro/Lukaku, and I also wouldn't be suprised if Esposito got to be third option above him mid-season. But nonetheless Conte will finally have 4 strikers and we are good to go.

Where will Dybala play?

I let you know the other day that /our gir/ had new lewd pics on her insta and this is how you repay me dutchbro?

I see

>all these options for 10-20 credits striker
Fras I need two but I just can't choose

>6 mill salary

>imagine
no need

>have perfectly good young striker
>he's ready to start and might develop
>sign Sanchez and relegate him to being a sub

We need four strikers, we will be playing three matches a week, you have to anticipate injuries and fatigue. I like to think that Sanchez perhaps won't be a guaranteed third option. What was Inter supposed to do, get another primavera shitter or someone else?
Sanchez either impresses everyone and we unlock a burnout striker a la Quags, or he fails, we don't activate the buy option and Esposito becomes the next Zaniolo at the end of the season.

Or Lukaku, Sanchez and Esposito all flop.

>we have a rb
finally

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>Esposito becomes the next Zaniolo
And who will Inter sell him to?

>What was Inter supposed to do, get another primavera shitter or someone else?
Get someone that could be a reliable sub instead of a paycheck enthusiast.
Instead you can bet your ass Lautaro will be relegated to being the sub for at least half season.
When was the last time Inter unlocked anyone? It's like you dont know the history of your own club

What I know and what I would do is irrelevant, I am speaking contextually from what I and everyone else can expect the club to do.

I would never fuck up the Icardi situation this far, I would never waste so much money for fucking >lukaku and I would never get Sanchez no matter how dirt cheap he is. But these are all moot points because who gives a shit what I have to say.

We unlocked Cancelo, Skriniar, Brozovic. If you mean youth, Esposito is first in a long ass time and everyone knows that. I don't really get what is it that you are trying to prove or what kind of point are you trying to make.
I'm not happy with strikers but then again I wouldn't be happy with any of the rumored alternatives, from Cavani to Arnautovic to Jovic and Rebic.

Miriam is /mygirl/ thank you very much

Dybala is not staying is he? Even if it's not Inter that retarded son of a bitch will push him out until the very last minute

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Sack paratici

>talking about unlocking dead players like Sanchez
>cancelo, Skriniar, Brozovic

Zappacosta to Roma, Santon to SPAL fras.

Stop being so lazy and condescending and write proper arguments if you care so much.
Cancelo and Skriniar both exploded at Inter. Brozovic was shit for years and miraculously exploded as one of the best midfielders in the league under Spalletti, probably the only good thing that bald cunt managed to do in his two years at the helm.

And for those with reading comprehension issues, again, I think Sanchez is shit, I don't want him here, but if he absolutely had to come and somehow managed to do well, I would obviously welcome that scenario. When I stated this in the previous post it was meant to imply that Esposito will get his chance most likely regardless of Sanchez arriving.

Why is it that lately its necessary to bring out the crayons everytime I want to state my opinion to certain people in this thread, why the fuck can't you understand simple sentences.

That's a lot of disrespect for >your best manager since Jose. 2 seasons of CL and stabilizing the club deserves some props.

>"Sanchez either impresses everyone and we unlock a burnout striker a la Quags"
>"but user that never happened before with Inter"
>brings up young, on the rise players that have nothing to do with Sanchez
>spergs when someone calls him out on it

He stabilized fuck all and I firmly believe that any other manager would have delivered the same results at that exact moment. Spalletti is a proven loser, snake charmer and ten times worse culprit of "anti-football" than Mourinho can be in ten lifetimes. He did far more damage than good.

>constantly frustrating substitutions
>favorism of underperforming players like Candreva and Perisic instead of obviously superior Keita and Karamoh
>even at the end of his second season he still didn't have any sort of clear idea of attacking football and just hoofed it to wings and spammed crosses
>on numerous occasions lacking balls to go for it and instead settling for draws, one of which costed us the knockout stage of CL
>openly shitting on players in media

You asked, verbatim, "when was the last time your club unlocked ANYONE", not burnout strikers. Feel free to re-read your own post. Maybe you should be more concise next time and you won't end up looking like a dumbass.

Wait what happened

He is trying to sell dybala to literally ANYONE, we can only hope that Neymar or Icardi will come in return

>You asked, verbatim, "when was the last time your club unlocked ANYONE", not burnout strikers. Feel free to re-read your own post. Maybe you should be more concise next time and you won't end up looking like a dumbass.
So let's get this straight. You're not able to follow a discussion without bringing up completely unrelated subjects, unless everything is explicitely written to stop you from doing so. And then you talk about busting out the crayons? This is literally elementary school stuff.

Ooh, I thought there was a weird done deal or something

You asked a specific question, I answered it. Then you got upset because you didn't get the answer to the question you didn't even ask, and somehow that's supposed to be my fault for not being able to do what... read your mind?

user you just might be genuinely autistic.

>implying Skriniar Brozovic and Cancelo needed unlocking
Serbro it was pretty clear what he was talking about and you're making an ass out of yourself.

>user you just might be genuinely autistic.
Me? You act like you would start licking the fucking wall unless someone specifically told you not to do so.

>was unironically interested in lukeku
>cant offload deadwood, doesn’t force players who really got to go out (except if youre a twink apparently)
>constant links to stupid swapdeals so >we can acquire more deadwood
>king cuck
It’s like he’s intentionally trying to fuck up the team tbqh
Fucking umtiti/Suarez/rakitic links just end the mercato please

>need to get money
>spend 100 millions and an even higher wage for Neymar
I think that one is 100% bullshit

Gazzetta talked about Esposito training with the first team but playing for the Primavera unless needed. Honestly I can't help but feel like Inter is already ok in the striker department. Having more options wouldn't be bad but with 4 strikers you already have your bare minimum, and new signings can be delayed to January. Now that it looks like Dalbert is finally leaving you need to focus on getting someone on that left wing because Asa isn't enough (and I don't think Dimarco is the solution)

Skriniar transfer was widely criticized in the media and everyone was saying how Sampdoria screwed us and stole our money for a literally who. Even on Inter forums and facebook groups Inter fans themselves were angry at the management for bringing in "another Jonathan" during peak banter era.
Brozovic was notoriously shit and inconsistent at every goddamn position on the field - SS, ACM, Winger, CM until Spalletti finally placed him as a holding midfielder in the back and things finally clicked.
Cancelo was a somewhat promising prospect but Valencia was in a dire urge to offload him due to how reckless he was, and he came to Inter injured and didn't play for the first half of the season at all. There was a ten times bigger hype around Dalbert than him, and Dalbert came with the "best french fullback" tag on him. Literally nobody expected Cancelo to do well.

It's not my fault you can't be bothered to formulate your sentences properly, I am not playing dumb and I certainly am not pretending about anything, I genuinely didn't understand what you asked because of the words you used. I dont know what is worse, that you won't accept responsibility for this conversation going off the rails because of your sloppy writing or that you think that i am intentionally acting out and pretending I didn't understand you?

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>What was Inter supposed to do
PUSKAS
U
S
K
A
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>>"but user that never happened before with Inter
Crespo
Cruz
Etoo

Also Sneijder, Samuel, Lucio, Cambiasso if we go beyond strikers

none of those players were dead but okay

LA MUSICA, LA PLAYA, L'ESTATE, LA FESTAAAAA

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I would've given him a try, I agree. But he was never a part of club's plans, and with that in mind we made a mad fucking profit on him. Palermo was obligated to buy him for 2-3 mil, then they sudoku'd and we managed to sell him for ~10mil with bonuses instead to Reading.
For a player who is 23 and with almost no Serie A experience, that's a good fucking deal and terrific plusvalenza value.

Sfinteristi are getting worse

Crespo was pretty dead before his second transfer to Inter (which was a loan, tells you how highly rated he was at the time)
Cruz was a literal who so I guess he wasn't dead
Etoo was seen as locker room cancer, had two major knee injuries in two years, and was about to be shipped to Russia
Sneijder was a substitute left winger for Madrid behind Drenthe
Samuel and Lucio also had no knees and were considered ready for the glue factory
but okay

I understand the plusvalenza, just tired of seeing talent being let go so easily.

Just wait until we get Dybala

Molti nemici molto onore

>mfw the neighborhood kids got drunk and sang that song all night below my window
I let them be because I'm not a boomer but man

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Baring you is so easy it's not even fun anymore

>Just wait until we get Dybala
Tomorrow

Fazio extension fra's
twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1163782857673850880?s=20

My delusional state is peaking at the moment, and if we beat Napoli this Saturday, nothing can stop it.

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what if he actually stays and redeems himself?
maybe he talked to Conte and it's all good

>tfw they give Sanchez the 7 for double the disrespect

>zappacosta
I'd have preferred hysaj tbqh.

Molti nemici, AIUTO!!! HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vola basso che finisci appeso a testa in giù

Hey Schick, want to come play in Firenze ?

Holy shit Conte (not Andonio) just resigned after an actually great speech. Gonna miss him desu

>According to la Gazzetta dello Sport, in the last few days Milan have refused an offer from Sporting Lisbon for André Silva.

t. future voter of the brand new Conte5Stelle globohomo

>actual great speech
Half the things he said would have also worked against his own party. Except the part about Salvini interfering with other ministers, which didn't seem like a problem for a year. It's like giving away your ass for a year and suddenly complaining saying you're straight.
And it's not like it will amount to anything considering salvini "answered" by talking about literally nothing but random slogans.
>gonna miss him
You'll miss a puppet that allowed Salvini to do whatever the fuck he wanted?

They wanted to loan him

Could've been useful to raise some interest for him, look at B.Fernandes

JUST SELL HIM PLEASE!!!

...unless it backfires like the last season and he starts faking injury to avoid playing

No offense but we're talking about Liga NOS here

>Former Inter full-back Yuto Nagatomo is reportedly a candidate to replace Cristiano Biraghi at Fiorentina.

he's coming home lads

literally all of them were in a bad place when inter go them

If you want someone lower than 10, get Paloschi and Based Floccari.

if juve get neymar holyshit they will be a unstoppable force

Hope you're all going to tune in on Sunday!
Xoxo

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Fake nose

Fake lips

Fake hair

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Juve - Fiore would be like seeing the Olympic games, but only the diving part.

>spend a fortune on some overrated blondie zoomer
>spend peanuts on the future balon d'or winner
What the fuck were they thinking?

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What a fucking chad

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Never trust a roach lads, remember that

Emre Can's a roach and he's pretty gouda

I'm basically hunting for the next Ciccio Caputo so I'm mostly looking for midtable youngers and starters from the new teams.
I miss him so much it almost hurts fra

Being a good player doesn't necessarily make a trustworthy one

summer is almost over, did you get laid anons?

I don't want to sound delusional but, Messi-Icardi trade soon.

hey /seriea/, wanna hear a joke?

in my dreams yes

*fail to sign players for a competitive team*

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Your love life?

that one is kinda stale, I know a better one
digisport.ro/fotbal/liga-1/un-fost-antrenor-al-lui-juve-propus-la-fcsb-anuntul-lui-narcis-raducan-709812

>*fail to sell players to make Milan a competitive team*
FTFY

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>implying people speak Romanian

I don't speak gypsy

What is Google translate.
Higher chance they understand him in Romania than here

Memes aside what you guys think could be a reasonable placement for Cagliari this year? They had a good market for a ppprovinciale

Above Atalanta and, maybe, milan

CAGLIARI (4-3-1-2): Cragno; Cacciatore, Romagna, Ceppitelli, MATTIELLO; Ionita, NANDEZ, ROG; NAINGGOLAN; Joao Pedro, Pavoletti. All: Maran (confermato).

They can arrive between seventh and tenth place imho

If Sanchez can play like he did at Arsenal or even like he did at his time with Udinese and Barca then Inter will comfortably win the league.

The Boss man will be reinvented in the black and blue, just wait and see.

I’m surprised Radja went back there. He could easily have got a meme team in China or Arabia and earned God knows how much.

On paper they should fight for EL with those names but who knows. Their midfield is impressive

His wife has cancer.

His (Casteddu) wife has cancer, so he didn\t want to leave

Added to my Sfinteristi delusions compilation

>If Sanchez can play like he did at Arsenal or even like he did at his time with Udinese and Barca then Inter will comfortably win the league.

LMAO sfinteristi are more delusional than usual this summer

Not that it takes much to win the league with JJ in shambles with the awful decisions the board has taken in the past two years. They took an overrated coach like Sarri and a bunch of walking memes, and at the same time got rid of their best fullback

Ahh didn’t know that. Well respect to him for doing that, some things are more important than money.

De Sciglio is still there though, don't you remember that one blooter?

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>De Shitio

It’s not delusion. At Arsenal Sanchez was in the top 10 players in the world. The rest of the squad is as strong as it’s been since Mou.

They can’t be taken lightly. They still have a very strong squad and any team with Tsu in it is dangerous.

the order still stands at 1-juve 2-napoli 3-inter. nothing changed, except if napoli can pull off llorente and hamez, they maybe have a bigger shot at it.

there's no fucking way jj wins the title this year

You now remember Simone Scuffett, the new Zoff.

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>They can’t be taken lightly.
Of course not, but they cannot be taken as seriously as you would think. They're one year older, have a retard such as Sarri coaching them, are dealing with locker crisis with all the players who want to stay despite the boards decision, and much more

conte wanted him before he went to barca. lukaku and sanchez are good freinds too. so its gonna be a steal with 15 million.

Conte OUT

DYBALA IN

GF IN

GF OUT
FEDERICA IN

I'm from udine and met the guy a couple times years ago through a guy from uni that played in udines's youth, he acted like he was messi or buffon or something I'm glad he flopped

A delusion to surpass Interisti...

Federica Nargi?

>even thinking udinese Sanchez is in the same realm of performance as Manure Sanchez

>Federica Nargi?
Yes of course, a-ahahah

Federica la mano amica

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Can’t stand people like that.

My cousin went to school with Andy Robertson, he was a year below him. This was before he even played for Dundee Utd of course but he said he was just a normal guy, pleasant and quite smart.

I think we should find a way to reform how the media approach the young players desu.

Tell >us about her fra

It's also about the players and theri families desu.
Look at Zaniolo and his mother for example, Kean's dad also needs to shut up. But on the other hand you have plenty of young up and comers that manage to stay out of the media

lmao even fiorentina looks better than milan this season

True but sadly if you propose that talented youngsters should be sequestered from their families (especially if poor) to receive full on state education people start moaning you are oppressive and authoritarian.

he was just getting boss money and chilling for few seasons. now hes rested and ready to play again. he is so fucking skillful i doubt he has lost it. add contes known great motivation skills and voila

kek true but sometimes you need that asshole mentality. friend also knew a hockey player who was young and coming up. he was asshole. he still made a nice career in nhl.

So what's the deal with Nerman and Juve? it's getting real or just pure especulation?

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Yeah... Milan only has a better defense, midfield and bench than them. With a somewhat even attack. They for sure look way better than Milan.

I don’t think there’s anyway to do it, there’s always going to be hype about these guys. Some fuys can take it and some can’t.

Either way someone like Scuffet is set up for life, he’s richer than most people will ever be because he catches a ball (sometimes).

t. Hitler Trumpolini

I do think it’s easy to forget just how good these guys actually are to even make it at a minor level. I remember playing briefly for my school team, some of the boys were really outstanding. They played for teams like St Mirren and Morton youth but they never made it to even the Scottish semi-pro level.

speculation, Juve needs to get rid of a midfielder and a center back before purchasing anyone

Hyping up young players is normal and benefits everyone (players, teams, papers). The annoying thing is the advanced boomerism of this that makes every noteworthy player below 23 "the new X" or "the new Y".

Yes and no.
Some are that good, some are overachiever that will soon regress to the mean, some are just physically bigger.
And then, but I have no idea how common it is in league richer than Italian serie b, some have parents that could afford pay what the youth coach asked.

No, hyping up players is part of the cancer of newspapers, the desire to pretend that everything new is special and unique.

yea the his the next buffon hype was funny

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Checked
Also begone boomer
youtu.be/joYaaipAhQ8

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I bet she's gonna kill herself before the age of 23

Ehhhhh could you please stop posting pictures of my gf please Slobodan?

That's a bet you're gonna lose my friend

You must have experienced a brainfart there Rodney, she's clearly saving herself for me. Can't wait to have her bully me on our wedding night

>listening to industry plants

>napoli will never mount to anythin-
twitter.com/NapoliAndNaples/status/1163854971206590465

>Muh industry plant meme
Bih please, what matters is that the music bangs

>That's a bet you're gonna lose my friend
Yeah, she's probably gonna pull the trigger earlier, the lass apparently is dealing with depression and many many more issues.

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g

I feel like all that "depression" thing is for the most part a personality she puts on to sell albums. I say that because she seems to have a pretty healthy, strong relationship with her family, which is usually an important part of avoiding depression and suicide.

youtube.com/watch?v=S5CbU2FJGp8

the chicken looks kino

And were godoing

How did Inter convince him?

No hype no big money for teenagers

It was actually Dybala to talk him into accepting Inter, his love for the team is just that contagious

Top boomer

youtube.com/watch?v=lJJT00wqlOo

Love it

Lukaku-Messi
-------Dybala/SMS
Scudetto pls

>not going for a Lautaro-Dybala-Messi trio
pleb

youtu.be/i2TBCkTRyB8

Based gay and depressed dutch millennial

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Conte's system fra

3-4-3 fra

who /Pippo Sowlo/ here?

>posting sad songs instead of midnight slags

I don't know what to say to this

BASATO

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youtube.com/watch?v=sRUCvDRna3I
the great /seriea/ debate

sleep tight /seriea/

youtube.com/watch?v=q3gnxO8bUxQ

>tfw I'll never prepare an unholy quantity of ragù alla bolognese for me and my hungry /seriea/ fras

>Got banned from Milan Forum for not rating Suso

They're in full meltdown mode. No Correa, No Modric, No sales.

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based

Love browsing that and the Liverpool one every once in a while

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The (most popular i think) Italian Milan forum is mad as fuck at the mercato and everyone hates Suso, you should try there

The mercato was going very well for me but if they don't get a decent SS and a 10 it will be somewhat of a failure.

>and a 10
Suso is going to be starter in that position. I just hope Jack can recover in time for Suso's yearly winter slump and steal his place indefinitely

Joao Mario-Suso trade when?
Everyone ends winning and if he turns out to be shit we just double his price and send him to Jiangzu Sunning.

>Ancelotti was a true gourmant.
>In fact he's the only one who put on weight in England.
>Just goes to show he even enjoyed English food.
Does English food taste bad?

this is now a boomer thread, fuck zoomers

youtube.com/watch?v=kNmcjiI7oAM

This

Let's push this meme into reality guys
I don't even care If Icardi-Dybala switch is happening and then Juve sell Icardi to Naples to get money for Neymar and then Icardi-Messi switch is happening as long as Messi comes to Serie A to fight with Ronaldo for scudetto. it's what we all want

Based fog. They are coming to Italy soon

news about Sancheese situation?

Based and check em

>BBilanisti who thought Demiral would join them because his presentation wasn't straight away

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As reported by Libero, Inter are preparing a bid for Lazio's Milinkovic-Savic, who has been linked with an exit since two seasons ago. However, nothing has ever materialized.

According to the report, the Nerazzurri are ready to offer €15m for a season-long loan, which would include a buy-out clause of €60m. An offer, however, that Lazio most certainly will reject.

why are all of italian media teaming up to gangbang >us this mercato?

that looks disgusting af

sms wont go to a shit club like inda. i think he is still waiting for juve,real barca. he is going to stayvwith lazio

>implying Lotito will agree for a 15m loan + buyout for 60
lmfao

>as reported by Libero

>As reported by Libero
user..

>Four hours today of the summit between his agent Fernando Felicevich and the leadership of Manchester United to settle all the contractual disputes relating to the payment of the salary that the English will have to charge (in fact, Inter will put 4 million more bonuses, the rest will be up to the Red Devils). Thursday, in fact, there may already be the medical examinations.

>in fact, Inter will put 4 million more bonuses, the rest will be up to the Red Devils

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>RB Leipzig are in talks with Roma for Schick for a loan with option to buy - Patrik wants a new experience in Germany
h-he'll pass the medical this time, wont he ?

lmao

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Thank you Jordan Interson

I just woke up with one of those nasty long-legs spiders you guys told me to leave alone on my head.
I put it away and it's just doing a weird dance on the spot, I guess one of my scutigera bros poisoned it

scutigera 1 - 0 spiders

Indeed Mr. Peterson, fuck jay jay

Juve B does it again

>Rugani to Juventus B
>Riccardi to Juventus primavera

rugani is mediocre

thanks for the (Yous), it took a bit of effort
couldn't get it to pronounce Juve properly so I had to afro-engineer it a bit

Pure quality

kek

OH FUCK NO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. THEY CAN'T GIVE AWAY RICCARDI. FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT

Do you think Rugani will finally lose his virginity this year? I hope so.

Wait it's Teleradiostereo nvm

Its TRS + Pedullà Dude

Me cojoni

Its Bouah + Riccardi = Rugani

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This is what we get for not doing the plusvalenza with Dzeko
Riommers 1.0 wanted him to stay so enjoy Riccardi's sacrifice

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Riccardi liking every comment telling him to stay and shitting on juve

"e una fettina de culo tagliata fina fina"

Remember the time moggi-Moggi jnr almost happened ?

Its done with Petracchio-Paratici

>Mandžukić to Barcelona

Fras... The more I think about it the more it makes sense.

Top kek they're in for bad surprise

Who the fuck is Riccardi?

That fucking hairline at 18. Poor guy.

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You just know he flirts with 14 year old girls on Instagram

He looks like he posts on Yea Forums

What a fitting player for JJUST

when did Roma start developing regens from FM12 irl?

Latest new Totti™
Even worse.
He had the same hairline at 16

Mijn predictions:

1. Juventus
2. Inter
3. Napoli
4. Milan
5. Roma
6. Lazio
7. Atalanta
8. Cagliari
9. Torino
10. Sampdoria
11. Bologna
12. Genoa
13. Fiorentina
14. Brescia
15. Sassuolo
16. Udinese
17. Parma
18. SPAL
19. Lecce
20. Verona

Coppa Italia 2019/2020: Napoli
First managerial sacking: Vincenzo Montella
Topscorer Serie A 2019/2020: Romelu Lukaku
Most assists Serie A 2019/2020: Douglas Costa

This team looks dreadful

>2. Inter
>4. Milan

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>milan
Also I'm curious, does resignation for medical reason counts as a sacking?

These past two weeks have been boring but at least Serie A is back this weekend.

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I think Lecce is going to be this year's Empoli and actually fight relegation to the end

>4. Milan

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>1. Juventus
>2. Inter
>4. Milan
>5. Roma
>6. Lazio
>7. Atalanta
>8. Cagliari

You make some predictions then, bunch of Einsteins

It's very hard to predict total rankings but I sure as shit don't see Milan being above Atalanta and Torino, let alone Inter and Napoli. Likely above Roma but that's that.

Solid preditcions desu
Mine

1. JuveWINSLOL
2. Napoli
3. Inter
4. Milan
5. Roma
6. Lazio
7. Atalanta
8. Torino
9. Cagliari
10. Fiorentina
11. Genoa
12. Bologna
13. Samp
14. Sassuolo
15. Brescia
16. Parma
17. Spal
18. Lecce
19. Udinese
20. Verona
Coppa Italia 2019/2020: Juve
First managerial sacking: Whoever Verona's coach is
Topscorer Serie A 2019/2020: TSUUUUUUU
Most assists Serie A 2019/2020: Suso

midtable teams have got significantly stronger this year, it was very hard chose positions 6 -13

>4. Milan
>10, Fiorentina

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1. juve
2. crapoli
3. atalanta
4. nazio
5. viola
6.roma
7. merda
8. milan
9. verona
10. toro
- cba doing full list

3 DAYS LEFT

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>Correa done deal
cringe

>Higuain

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w-where is Dybala?

Getting fucked up the ass by De Ligt before he flies of to Barcelona to convince Messi to go to Inter with him

post yours you stupid smug dog

AAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME MY THIGHS

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1. Jj
2. Napoli
3. Inda
4. Roma
5. Atalanta
6. Lazio
7. Cagliari
8. Milan
9. Torino
10. Fiorentina

took advantage of they moment of distracion caused by the photo to climb jj's training center's walls and run towards Inter headquarters to sign a contract.

I'll have a go

1. Atalanta
2. Bologna
3. Brescia
4. Cagliari
5. Fiorentina
6. Genoa
7. Inter
8. Juventus
9. Lazio
10. Lecce
11. Milan
12. Napoli
13. Parma
14. Roma
15. Sampdoria
16. Sassuolo
17. SPAL
18. Torino
19. Udinese
20. Verona

Remember the previous photo where he was meditating? He finally transcended and now is at Pinetina secretly training with Inter as he always wanted to

1. Inda
2. Napule
3. Giuve
4. Lazie
5.Riomma
6. Fiore
7. Mee-lan
Whatever
18. Atalanta
19.Spal
20.Lecce

Matthijs de Fat

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>bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49412873

>Italian champions Juventus have called on Serie A to schedule more early kick-offs to help the club grow in Asia.

>"We have to find the right balance between domestic and global audiences," Juventus chief revenue officer Giorgio Ricci told BBC Sport.

the absolute fucking state of this

>Icardi to milan
Guys is it going to happen?

juventus.com/en/news/news/2019/juventus-launch-a-branch-in-hong-kong.php

Makes sense on the day they submitted to the insectoids

only I get digits

Kek, didn't they just make the south koreans mad?
Source?

ehem
only If I get digits

After Dybala gets the captains armband at Inter, he’s going to have a chat with Icardi and tell him to drop the tough-guy-act and to just leave. It would be the best for everyone involved

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>1. Inda
>18. Atalanta

Why? Literally the only type of player Milan doesn't need right now. Makes no sense

he's talking about a iteral house user

In milano. Why building there if you are going to play in Napule or Roma?

I can't even attempt to understand what the fuck is he doing
He is either the dumbest or the most IQ person in the entire italy, there is no inbetween

A luxury cuckshed?

Becuase he doesn't want to play for Napoli or Roma, he'd rather warm the stand in Milano than play far from the city, that's why he would accpet Juve, it's near.

>meeeeelan
not even making the top 6 desu

He is going to Monza.

riommer here, did >we even got rid of some of the shitters from the monchi era? no wonder there are no incoming transfers

1. Jewventus
2. Napoli
3. Inda
4. Riomma
5. Nazio
6. Torino
7. Bbilan
Whatever
18. Spal
19. Verona
20. Lecce

loaned Nzonzi and Karsdorp i think, Olsen was leaving o loan too but i think that deal collapsed

If anyone is looking for a good sub in fanta, Vlahovic is worth 4

For some reason "credible" press started linking Milan with strikers recently. First it was Jovic and now Icardi. The fact that Milan declined Ceballos because Real didn't want to inlcude an option to buy in the deal doesn't seem to be stopping journos to talk about dry loan with Jovic who just came to halal. Icardi story is just ridicolous, he's staying. Didn't he recently ask to take number 7 in inda?

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Nzonzi to galatasaray
Karsdorp to psv (injured after one match)
Santon should go to Mallorca.
Gonalons maybe to Rennes.
Schick mayne to Dortmund or Lipsia
Olsen to Montpellier fell out at the end thanks to Petrachi asking for commissions for a bunch of his mates (at least that's what his agent says. He also says Olsen was one of the best gk in Europe during the first half of the season)

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Journalists make up senless shit all the time, today Milan met Pescara's DS to talk about some youngsters and a journos said they were talking about Pobega who was loaned months ago, they literally just make up stuff.
The only semi reliable reporter on milan transfers i found is Pietro Balzano Prota on twitter, even Di Marzio didn't get anything right this summer.

Shut up user. Dont tell them these secrets

Karsdorp went to Feyenoord fra, not a soulless club like Pissv

Based retirement home

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Yes, you're right. Somehow i remembered we got him from PSV and not Feyenoord. Fucking red and white with black pants Dutch clubs

Lirola and Dragowksi are also good purchases

Plz rate >our players

Vincenzo plis go

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aaaaaaaaaaaand Spinazolla is injured.

AhahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GG Juve B GG PETRACHIO

That's Karma for money Laundery with Jj

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fatthijs de thicct

did he really say that ?! i wonder whats zizek response would be

Solid team, can arrive between seventh and tenth place

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Okay here's a lesson in AS Azienda 101
>Roma wants Rugani on loan with right to buy at around 25 overall
>Juve doesn't want to risk the virgin back so wants an obligation to buy and asked for one between Riccardi, Bouah and D'Orazio
("weirdly enough" nobody is talking about him) to smooth things out.
>Austini and other cocksuckers all confirmed Riccardi and Bouah might be thrown in but also said it wouldn't be a great thing unless it's very advantageous conditions for Roma.
These are, as we all call them, facts.
Now, since Austini and friends don't even breathe without Baldissoni's permission, here's what's going on. They threw the two kids name around and which resulted in fans getting pissed. They'll instead give away D'Orazio and get praised for keeping Riccardi and Bouah away.

well said, lobster

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€30million+ Piatek and Paquetá and Icardi is all yours.

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>that retard haircut

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What happened to the israelian Inter supporter? You bullied him away, didn't you

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