/hoc/

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dumb af. not even belt shaped

where's chambers i wanna laugh at him

belts can curve.

should call it the wet spot

nah, that's yo mom

no u

its up
youtu.be/yOG33h_3tB0

what NHL or AHL city should I spend a week of vacation on next summer?

you know what decides.

The home of the 2019 Calder Cup Champions.

do a WHL city tour instead

just go to australia and go watch hockey there

not mine

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winnipeg

Why would anyone want to go there?

:(

Grand Rapids, Michigan

i wanna go to ohio just to see if it's as bad as everyone says

once you get there you'll regret it and ask yourself why the fuck you came to Ohio

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I mean you’re asleep half the time, and weekends don’t really count, if you think about it, October 2nd is actually like 1 week away really

gonna go to teds house and clean his fucking grill

I’ve been through Ohio and survived.

Are Iowa, Indiana and Idaho better?

I was there for like 4 days. Actually wasn’t too bad, but then again I don’t mind overcast weather. The boomers I was with nearly had aneurysms because they didn’t see the sun one day

gotta ask an american that, sven

America, please -->

Idaho>>>Iowa=Indiana

>only 4 months til days get longer again
Grim

Cold and short days are the bomb yo.

That’s how you know it’s hockey season.

Makes sense, Idaho have potatoes after all

>gonna be 100s into september
can’t wait for winter and the ice cold 70s

potatoes>>>>>>>>corn (iowa/indiana)
ohio grows sóybeans lmao

vegas

>tfw haven't traveled anywhere
i need to start living life

This is the only /hoc/ approved opinion on the matter.

Edmonton

kek

then spend a week in bakersfield

what an exciting vacation destination

What happens in Edmonton, objectively speaking?

anger
cold
bad hockey
drunk natives
cool mall

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Have you ever visited the gem that is called Edmonton? No? Do you possess a heroin addiction? No? Have you ever gotten into a knife fight with a drunken native at a bus stop? No?
WELL IT'S TIME TO TURN EACH NO INTO A YES! That's right! This coming summer, you are going to chase the dragon and get into a knife fight in one of the worst metropolitan areas in all of Canada. Hell, Connor McDavid might even bring out his patented alter ego and invite you, YES YOU!, to help him firebomb the cancer of the prairies! Book your trip now! Because everyone is wondering how much longer he can stand that shithole before he commits sudoku.

real coffee hours

based and kaffepilled

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guys are my flylels gonna be mediocre again or are they gonna do something this year

yes

it's not as shit as people meme it to be on /hoc/, but you could probably see and do everything there is to do in Edmonton in only a few days.

they might get a wildcard again like they did the year before last. who knows, they might have a really solid season

flyers will be a boomer team in a few years

what and where is the /hoc/ guild?

that information is top secret sorry

It's mostly up to the goalie at this point. Your team overpaid for JVR, but that shit happens during FA to every team. It's mostly about the 'tender at this point. If you can get a solid one, you'll make it. If it's still a tire fire, do some cardio. Get the runner's high so you can avoid the Leafs alcoholism.

>future HOF goaltender
>one of the best coaches in the NHL
>stud blueline
>4 scoring lines
>0 dindus
yeah, im thinking theyre back

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youtube.com/watch?v=g95KabBPNRk

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>guild

Guilds are an affront to free markets and God given American capitalism. Reconsider your choices son.

>mfw out of dude weed

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huomenta but the opposite

I'm not listening to 10 hours of that shit. It would induce some form of psychosis.

seethe/cope/dilate/have sex

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pussy

I am what I eat. It could be worse. I could be a dickhead like you.

RPH

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eating pussy is hella gay dude. you know cocks go in there right? would you lick a fleshlight too? sick freak

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what are some things to do in Yuma? what are some good places to eat?

tacos

satan's blood

tacos are lit

depending on what you're into
>swimming in the colorado river (but dont let the current take you too far cuz youll end up in mexico)
>hunting/fishing/camping/hiking for the outdoorsmen
>sitting on the border with other racists and reporting sightings of illegals to ICE/BP
>dunes for offroading
>clubbing/bar hopping on the mexican side of the border, cheap drugs and hookers, not as dangerous as places like tijuana
>jack in the box has 2 tacos for 99 cents
>best tacos in the southwest
>you can see the stars at night

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>Finnish education system

youtube.com/watch?v=CbMFbhlkCvE

youtube.com/watch?v=EfHBqVyvAew

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Mitch Marner is an RFA.
Brayden Point is an RFA.
Mikko Rantanen is an RFA.
Matthew Tkachuk is an RFA.
Brock Boeser is an RFA.
Patrik Laine is an RFA.
Zach Werenski is an RFA.
Charlie McAvoy is an RFA.
Kyle Connor is an RFA.
Travis Konecny is an RFA.
Kevin Fiala is an RFA.
Pavel Buchnevich is an RFA.

The education system can't help if you don't want to learn

Aatu Räty desu

Wow Laine has really good English. He used to have a thick accent but it's almost gone now

Twitter says Konecny is close to signing a bridge deal around 4.5 mil AAV for 2-3 years

>have sex
for what purpose?

procreation obviously

thenking bout cofee

swedendendendendenden

kek

for me? i don't know actually

For me it's looking for a job but afraid to call anywhere

send a job application email

He's learned from all of the trash talking 14 year olds playing fortnite.

for me it's having sex without needing to dilate

*siiiiiips*

hello finland

hello yhdysvallat

The Colorado river is prett lit. I floated on It before you just hop off after the overpass and you're good. The water is clean and the flow is relaxing

yeah every year there's a sponsored river float event where you get to drink beer and just relax while the water takes you, shit's fun

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For me, donair > kebab

so where's hockey?

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B

duh

I

based finn

Hockey's on vacation

Real Atlantic Hours

Running to Tim's for some bacon egg and cheese bites, anybody need anything?

I'll take an XL with cream please and thank you

Real wake the fuck up sunshine its Monday morning get your feet on the floor ladies

Hold on, shit I'm past the ordering screen. Let me see if the guy behind me can back up

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Y

its the same thing dingus :)

U

Wrong.

a sauce doesnt make a dish

donair sauce looks like jizz

>tfw sipping

i like to call it hal's special flavouring

Imagine thinking Donairs and kebabs are the same

imagine thinking meat shaved off a spit isnt kebab

imagine not knowing that döner is a type of kebab

real coffee hours (second edition)

>mornings

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welcome friend

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>friend
tripfags are not friends

we out here finna find where the single moms at yo

Silly chicken

Who fucking cares

you don't get to tell me who my friends are

this

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This
This

how did this literal retard request a trade if he doesnt know english

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don't come crying to me once you realize your mistake.

>agreeing with someone who not only tolerates tripfags, but openly welcomes them

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this is a poster who knows what's up

don't worry about it, friend

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we are not friends

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thinking about visiting Sven before winter

sounds like a good plan

heem him for us

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Eating fries and meatballs with paprikamajoneesi

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>paprikamajoneesi
is this like the finnish version of sriracha?

paprika mayonnaise sounds good

LOCK HIM UP

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Its sweet pepper

daily reminder

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I once took a piss bottle and emptied it in a slav's bedroom. I think he was a >rags fan.

It's the way of the road, Bubs.

single moms are underrated.

how do you figure that?

cuckoldism is viewed as a negative on this website

you should change "state patrol" with "RCMP" because Edmonton doesn't have a state patrol

but you said they they were underrated

that user was suggesting that being a cuck is underrated
a bold statement

Just remembered how shitty Laine played in the biggest contract year of his life lmfao
youtu.be/QHqBxHZBprY
Stupid fuckin Finn dumb ass
Finns are so fuckin stupid
Finn dumb asses

T. Single mom

Patrik Laine is the realization of every negative mischaracterization people have made about ovechkin

Armchair GM here

What I would give to trade for Patrick Laine and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a Finn? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in the defensive zone. not extremely deep but just ever so slightly out of reach, like the hash marks. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other Finns to the death. just so many things I would do.

Laine for a 2nd and future considerations

you can treat them like shit and they'll deal with it because they're desperate. also it's funny to bully their children. lastly my enormous cock can only fit in vaginas that have given birth.

hockey related epilogue; Tavares is overrated trash

would not

is it her teeth?

it must be either that or the smart watch

would you?

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i think taking care of her aspergers would be therapeutic to us both

im more interested in the background desu

looks a bit more normal here (shes the one on the right)

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In hindsight, I think the 17-18 season was the best of the past 5 years

going to gym'

>spend all night truckin
>need to take a leak on the empty road
>next rest 50 miles away
>have a water jug
what do

Just piss in the grass you fuckin animal

time = money

>pulling over when I got to deliver a load by the end of the night
not smart

Hey a duckposter

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piss out of the window

>duckposters are posting furry art
I knew it would come to this

the blonde must keep her around for the sympathy status

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had to give away my dog
I know he's going to a good home but it still hurts lads

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>his car base isnt rusted through so he cant just piss through the floor
lmaoing at you's

the lack of fsjals is sickening

let's fix that

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I think you just cracked the code

Speaking of piss am I supposed to pick up after my dog when he pees?

you get a vasectomy

What the fuck does that even meen you fucking dumb ass

nobody cares loser lol

Why lad
t. Ricky

that retards like yourself shouldnt be able to reproduce

>taking a tooth out of each one
for what purpose

It adds to the retro ones

Produce your ass and watch my foot disappear you fuckin dumb ass

why dont you try and clean up a piss soaked piece of lawn mr retard

yeah I'm the retard because you don't know how to clean a lawn you fuckin dumb ass

autism

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are you still doing the goaltender ones?

Is that your excuse?

>no u

clap bombs fuck moms

*you're

My what you dumb ass

Never did goalie ones, those exist?

great thread

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ah yes, bruins legend david backes

>furpuck

I thought I remembered seeing goalie ones a few years back. maybe I'm out to lunch

agree

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>he doesn't have a hockey momfu
shiggy diggy

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>Furry art
>Not knowing DuckTales exsists

wew lad

what a shameful thing

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Don't reply to zoomers

what does this even mean

CAM ON KITTIES
SCAR SAM FAKIN CUPS

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it means ur a faget

>Obsessing over children's cartoons

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Go vacuum up some yard piss you hoser fuck

There are very few of them, because the masks are hard.

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The mask has to be hard otherwise the puck will concussion the goalie

>from questioning the validity of whether he should vacuum yard piss himself
>to using the act as an insult
autism

The masks are difficult.

Lmfao you use a vacuum? Buddy you might actually be retarded all joking aside

shall play sauna gollum soon

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What's that

>still no improvements in goaltending
>dude best NYC area team trust me

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2bh

isnt new jersey's problem around puck possession and defensive play?
or are we forgetting how greiss went from shit to top tier with some shot blocking

I knew I remembered seeing it! What other goalies did you make?

>he's never vacuumed up piss in his yard
hey reddit

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Holtby, Ward, and Irbe.
I thought I made one more, but I can't find it.

pretty sure the flames user made a kiprusoff one

>he doesn't piss in the street
The city literally sends trucks out to brush them. They're cleaning it for you

Haven't seen it.

>inb4 advanced stats are a meme

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You're supposed to let gravity do the work, that's why god invented it dumass

Most BASED and most REDPILLED post I've ever seen

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its a meme because toronto is there and /hoc/ told me toronto is a bad team?

>takes 45+ low-chance perimeter shots a game
>inflates your meme stats and exposes the whole system

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you still gotta get the puck on net for it to count as a shot

funny you say that, I was just about to request a Kipprusoff one

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seethe

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Shall look into it, but no promises.
I'm fine with taking requests for regular jerseys, but some of these mask designs can be hellish.

don't even need a gk when you got this dude on d

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t. Edmongolian

I remember now.
Hammond, from when he had that meme run for like a game and a half with Colorado.
Still feel like I'm forgetting one, but whatever.

piss in the toilet, where it belongs

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you're a legend buddy

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gravity pulls things to the ground. once it's on the ground it just sits there. dumbass

>Canadian education
>not living in a hill
I pity you dumbass

Is gravity your stepdads name or something you little hoser

real men piss wherever they want

>t. r. kelly

R. Kelly is my icon

watching freaky friday with lindsay lohan

The sip is nice, but in the end it's about finishing the cup.

there's no hills in edmonton and the ground is frozen so the pee just sits on the ground like it's on concrete. that's why you vacuum it. dumbass

isnt she only 17 in that movie

Tell her I said hi

is there a problem, officer?

it's actually illegal to not vacuum up your dogs pee in edmonton because they use melted snow for city water and too much dog pee is a biohazard

peak Lohan IMO

deep

sometimes the journey is more important than the destination

sneed's sticks and pucks formerly chuck's

tv memes arent even funny
they are forced like beavers or onion rings

i think im sipping my life away

t. meme pleb

just let the floods wash the it away boyo

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t. onion ring spammer

beavers and onion rings are /hoc/ through and through and it’s clear you aren’t white

Beaver isn't meant to be funny

Just because a mean is bad it doesn't mean it's not good

See

who you calling bucko

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argue with autists and they'll just drag you to their level and beat you with experience

That's Calgargay

yeah ok, but are you looking at the roof of the simpsons episode lust for homer: D where the whole simpsons family is
that is, Bart Simpsons Homer boy fans also get to laugh and laugh more often than Homer Fat Weasels and others: D
it is worth ceiling speeding

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Imagine posting on /hoc/ if you're not autistic

offseason /hoc/
ftfy*

>46 days

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for me it's having sex and not dilating

thinking about cooking some chicken breast

I think the only reason I started posting was because autism
This

fite me

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I'm not autistic but I like shitposting about hockey with you guys anonymously on my phone

>phone

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>deleted
does this mean hes still friends with mikko?

yes mostly when I'm taking a dump
it's the purest form of shitposting

must have had a change of heart

Why isn't there a job out there that strictly caters to people with a lack of morals? No experience or schooling, the only vetting is can you do this? Beating animals, burning down apartments, etc. I feel like then I might start looking for a job

join a gang

move to hongcouver and join the local yakuza

what we should really do is open up more looney bins and lock freaks like you up so society can be free of degenerate animals

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you just described being a criminal doofyus

It appears I'm in need of more self reflection than I thought

staring into the sun an hour a day is a great way to self reflect

...

I get all the self reflection I need when I'm looking at my beautiful face in the mirror every morning

/hoc/ has forgotten into gets

WE CAN DO IT BROS

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I swear if these RFAs don't start fucking signing soon I'm going to shit my goddamn pants boys

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mirin these digits

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lifelong myself

t. -94 everjonne

>rags

-telemarketing
-journalism
-subprime lending
-any position at Nestle
etc. etc.

the world is your oyster

nice trips

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i guess they never miss HUH

Ive decided I will get a job at a gym and I'll simply treat the fat people as less than human

Telemarketing for sure. I worked as telemarketer for DNA and sold an iPad and 4G data plan to some 90 year old grandpa that had never even used internet before. He lived in an island in middle of Saimaa and I lied to him that the 4g works there.

Technically, I'd say that they're more than human.

Yeah I’m thinking this will pretty much be the opposite. NJ thinks niggers are the solution to their problems, but they’re just going to make matters worse

Fils du Masque

For shame Finlan

this is a sexy cartoon

back at it tomorrow lads

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very unbased

repeating digits and gary will die before the end of two thousand and nineteen

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/hoc/

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SHARKS desu

yuma

Question pertaining to zoomer athletes. What the fuck is so special about a "hydro flask" ?

>another failed get
why dog forsook us

/icelolis/ got it

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>/fs/
kek

I recommend Planet Fitness

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The days of /hoc/ dominating Yea Forums are, sadly, behind us..

atta boy

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mission failed: we'll get em next time

it's a flask that holds hydro

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums and Yea Forums and Yea Forums. Figure skating is a /hoc/ subsidiary. Same as field hockey and lacrosse

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What ever happened to the days of filling up a old milk jug? Now that's a water bottle

sextuple eights is nothing to get emotional about, norway

he should really have a face shield/hard hat on for that task

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this, kickback ain't no joke

not to mention pants

does onions milk even come in jugs?

t.

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this is how you end up on workers comp

This shameful Finn is now officially in the database

A lab with a husky.
heh, dog joke

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youtu.be/aBAmItGExlY

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some say ted's still playing shiny with these fellas

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ted's dead baby

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Just heard this tune on radio

youtube.com/watch?v=0kdOOUA5bCw

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poohio

This picture instills such disgust in me.

Based catposter

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We've all been there.

Business idea: /hoc/ meet and greet

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Gary will live forever and there is nothing you can do about it

thats cool, cause i think the same about cherry :)

>/hoc/ meetup at some junior shit

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that pic, every time

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>winter classic
>held in a city that cant sustain ice naturally
gary must be stopped

>sunbelt
Fuck off nigger. WHL preseason starts in a week. When does Nashville minor hockey start? When Simmonds manages to hold a boner long enough to fuck 20 white trash farmer daughter types after all the spicy fried chicken grease clogs his cock artery?

Digits confirm cherry dies, gary lives

not cool user

>mad
>at the sun

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>mad
>at naturally occurring ice

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Thinking this lad is just a bit irate

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Tbqh, it's the numbers, user. It's not the result I wanted either just the one we got.

>94889297
based
retard

oof

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Can you tell me some good sub Reddits for porn?

no, r/loli was shutdown

For me, it's PornStarletHQ

>here we see the jew in his natural environment, gleeful in the embrace of a billionaire

why do you keep spamming that shit song

that heckin doggo is so cute look at that heckin snoot *boop* haha

Do you think Bettman knows that people don't like him?

He feeds off the negative energy.

thinking how to offend sweden

youtube.com/watch?v=WjN8ic2HUnE

No, thinks they're saying Boo-urns

Of course he does, he literally gets boo'd wherever he goes.

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I--
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have a trade to announce!
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reminder if you're smoking to quit before hockey season starts if you want to win any beer league awards. My BP is down to normal levels and my pulse is down to 60 resting. Half of why I started to begin with was people saying "you shouldn't smoke" and I'm just as much of a contrarion irl as I am here

logic,arguments and statistics make swedes seethe

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I was in California last season to check out some games and cities. SF is really nice in the nice parts and downright third world in the bad parts. San Jose is basically Hongcouver South sprinkled with some more mexi's.
L.A is a sprawling mess filled with many other cities and traffic. Not really that great.

Be white

big dick finn master race

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I don't smoke, just some snus occasionally.

Cool story Sam

Any based posters around?

Just came on my stomach.

Took a funny screenshot on bumble of a Sam from Winnipeg that looks like an obvious purple haired fat tranny

Being cool is a good thing.
Being hot is a good thing.
What does that make being named Luke?

good on ya, keep it up

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didn't realise norway took in that many refs

Do you think they'll test me for weed?

personally I'm more of a cringe poster

>allow me to describe this picture to you on an imageboard
big brain post

MVPs smoke Camel cigarettes

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>eastern amateur hockey league
not surprise a >rag never won the hart

Thinking Sam and Randy should drop the gloves some day
Maybe get Doug in Duluth in on the action, too

>missing the white part of california
Tsk tsk user

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seattle DUDEs

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Seattle WEEDs

>this is who you're arguing with about Patrik Laine

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only 1 week until wowclassic

wow, sam is totally bangable

It won't be as good as you remember

sam's real name is not sam obviously
I think I've seen him say his name is max or something

Great LA edit

I don't argue with him, I just shit on him

cant wait til faggots are crying to blizz that their lowbies are getting instagib'd by lvl 60 rogues in week 1

are there seriously only gonna be two pvp servers per region?

it will tie me over for until hockey starts again

you'll be bored within a week
lfr MC is gonna be a massive shitshow

Call me when tbc servers

doesnt that defeat the point of "classic"

im quite autistic and dont mind the endless repetition. when i played wotlk my guild did alone in the darkness like 25 times to get everyone a mimirons head.

It's all just a money grab anyway.

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*sips* whatcha looking at fren?

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>no we're not the spics!

yeah, but your guild was obviously successful
the only thing worth while in wow classic will be grinding out GM or HW titles in WSG/AB

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Cant argue with those digits

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i just want to play an old time consuming boomer rpg game. modern games are so streamlined you barely even have to walk places.

I'm sure the O.C is white, but how white is Anaheim though?

>modern games are so streamlined you barely even have to walk places
this will only be true for questing since they are including the QoL improvements for LFG/LFR making instances a joke to run, which in turn makes the gear the drop a joke to obtain, which makes the questing a joke

maybe you'll have the patience to play with purity, but its those QoL additions which scared me off

based /hoc/ avoiding another get

Can you use protein powder instead of milk in coffee? Whey is basically milk so I'm certain but I'd like to hear if it's been done before

yes, you won't even notice the difference

Sheeeeit who dis nigga finna coach?

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Pitbulls are GOOD dogs.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2GaVW2ZMY

agreed

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I wish a pitbull would try to start shit with me

kek

zippy water

next thread better be a shannon edition

business idea: pitbulls that try to start shit with people

Me and my buddy would play games in NHL 2004 as Avalanche vs Avalanche. The only stipulation being that if you score with peter worrell you automatically win.

It was kinda difficult.

Are babies considered people?

just read the script from gary, next thread is grim, but the one after that is okay

having a good time out there user?

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Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide

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Me and my stepbrother would make custom teams full of superstars and give them acronyms like cum and ass and we'd factor in fights won to the score

depends if you are pro-choice or pro-life

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what if you're pro-finn?

>wanting more ugly mongols that'll ruin the world

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You guys ready for Streveler Kino on FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON TSN

I'm hella down

>coming from a broken family
Yikes

hows the self improvement going big guy

right here friend

Appears to be in a holding pattern

Business idea: Winter Classic on an iceberg

thats a way to put it lol

where is this iceberg located? if its below the 39th parallel, no thanks

it's in club penguin

just kidding I'm not based at all

I have the next thread ready to go and it's gonna be frickin bonkers dudes, real real

Timeline is on track. I will find a new job before September 20th.

I shall be posting in the next non-early thread

trade him already wtf kenny

Last 2 digits = white percentage
Last 3 if 100

Off the coast of Newfoundland

B

Digits confirm anaheim is in fact white

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why would you take a screenshot of a picture you retard.
Do you not see that big download button?

>discord tranny
Dilate

apple sauce!

For the specific purpose of triggering finns then making frens with them

remember old /hoc/
the good /hoc/

500

k hold up just 1 sec

thought you said you had it

NU

sorry I looked away for a minute and then the caption timed out. I'll get it next time

TAKE THAT BACK NOW

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