previous: NEWS: >KEKretaro going full meme magic >Santos loses the invictus meme >Cimarrones on Top of the world >ChivASS fans BTFO by ambriz and Mion >VerGAYcruz keeps going back to the Ascenso ASAP >CULarezfags BTFO again >Chelis out >NaclASS returns into his normal form >TampiCULO vs CorreCACAminos ended with a semen slurping 0-0 >Mataulipas and Cularez football was a mistake
>see that one Mexican prosti that's here in Tokyo >she's gorgeous >we talk for a while before getting down to business >says she's been here for a month and works at a strip club but isn't a dancer, just a server there >She invites me out for a drink after our time is up >We take a taxi to the bar >We go to the wrong address due to some miscommunication >Get lost but finally manage to find the bar after like an hour >We spend the whole night just talking and enjoying some drinks and delicious wagyu beef >Don't get back to the hotel until like 5am
Fuck bros, that was honestly one of the best nights I've ever had in my life and it made me realize how much better a trip like this would be if I had someone to share these moments with. Now I'm depressed that it's almost time to go back and I'll never see this girl again.
Also, she was a chivass fan even though she was a chilanga
Pinche Tw@t neta que estas mal de la cabeza wey, ve a ver a psicologo te lo digo como fren aunque siempre te hago bullying we pero si me preocupas cabron
Easton Lopez
Why? The last part is the best part desu
Jose Edwards
just post it, people need to know the context of that dance, we're all waiting for one of those girls to score and watch the celebration
Ryder Smith
Noice m8, what are your plans for your last days there?
Well that prosti gave me her whatsapp and invited me out to eat. Then I'm gonna try to get a tattoo and just do some shopping to bring shit back to my friends and family
Por que no es normal querer tener una relacion con pirujas we, esas solo son para sexo y tu lo que buscas es una novia pero te da flojera tener que trabajar en la relacion con una vieja normal.
Remember to bring a nice amount of pokis for your ligma bros when the meeting at Mazamitla happens kek
Mason Turner
thanks!
Logan Mitchell
Si es cierto. Siempre digo que no mas voy a coger pero y luego terminamos hablando y me dan su informacion real y empezamos a hablar mas.
Luis Cox
the girl on the left sure is cute
Jose Price
if you want some /x/ content as ligma used to have:
Christopher Gray
Wey enseñame como hacer meme magic para que Amy me ame
Leo King
Well, that's part of knowing new girls, not just fucking them, the thing is than shit gets dangerous if you're THAT easy to get into a girl's hands, you might not recognize the right girl you would want to settle with and fall for someone you don't deserve. Remember than all the traps in the system are made for single men, they want you to put your energy and resources on someone else.
Lincoln Williams
Can you imagine one of them doing that to your cock
William Taylor
Breh, I would suggest you some mgtow content instead I just mentioned the importance of knowing your own value, some mgtow shit will teach you things about women and how they work, also maximize your production as man. But if you want meme magic right now: youtube.com/watch?v=F-Blb4DIHxs this thing works, and when I mean than it works, I mean than IT WORKS. Alguna vez les dije sobre un "internet astral/mental" que había oculto entre nosotros, hace meses descubrí que ese internet mental es una coneccion que generamos los humanos de manera inconsciente, esa herramienta de corte influye en esa red mental.
>she on the left learned from riding dick >she on the right just learned to dance
Caleb Barnes
DELET THIS IN MEXICAN
Jana(on the left) is pure.
Parker Gonzalez
I've had a couple of girls tell me that I'm too nice and should stop doing this and get a gf instead. Wtf
Jace Brown
God I want a Latina gf so bad brehs
Jacob Sanchez
Hurry up before Trumps sends them back m9
Aiden Davis
>DELET THIS IN MEXICAN > >Jana(on the left) is pure. Nah m8, he's 100% right, you can tell by the hip movements that that bitch Jana is a fucking sex demon.
Wyatt Scott
> 3 putos puntos en la mugre quiniela esta jornada >la pinche jornada que viene esta llena de juegos que nadie sabe que puede pasar Like I said last week just give me the fucking last place and end my suffering already.
Guise, I’m a 23 y/o permavirgin but this girl that was in my class last semester bumped into on campus the other day, we caught up, and then she invited me over to watch a movie with her. What do? Explain sex to me.
chat for a bit, be fun but not too much, be cool watch movie in comfy sofa/bed, and advance in little steps and wait to see if she responds make out, fuck, etc whatever it's the easiest thing ever. can't believe there's some people here that never get laid
Brody Nguyen
>America femenil winning already
fuck I miss half game
Benjamin Young
>el chileANO strikes again
Speaking of chileANOS, you now remember el chupete Suazo
Holy shit lads I just really want a Mexican gf with nice thighs to impregnate and settle down with.
Matthew Ross
imagine if they sat on your face as a prank haha
Ian Williams
Haha wouldn't that be WEIRD?
Aiden Roberts
it would be extremely painful
Chase Jenkins
UUUU
William Bennett
imagine you couldn't breathe lol
Nicholas Morgan
Imagine she farts haha
Brayden Perez
You could breathe in the aroma
Logan Brooks
I thought women didn't fart or defecate
Ian Martin
...
Elijah Morris
...
Ryan Reed
I'm tied for first.
Ligma is too unpredictable
Gavin Smith
MAÑANA GANAN MIS CREMAS
Jonathan Moore
>Los cobardes se encierran a esperar el >final, lamen sus heridas mientras otros >andan sin sanar. Las rodillas me >tiemblan pero no puedo parar, quiero >que mis hijos tengan un nombre que dé >orgullo mostrar
pinches chicanos pendejos creyendose mexicanos, si le fueron a lamer lasbolas por dolares alos gringos quedense ahi y no se crean mexicanos, bola de jotos
no me importa en verdad. solo estoy aqui para las mexiqts (aunque no hay tanta como antes) y para practicar mi espanol con mis compas. y tambien para shitpostear
>Bien vestido y en mi Lexus pase por tu colegio >Informan que te fuiste, como un loco te fui alcanzar >Te busqué y no te encontraba y eso me preocupaba >Para calmar mi ansia yo te quería llamar
es bachata solo para los caribenos y mujeres, o los gueys aqui tambien la esuchan?
que no es lo mismo que twittea aunque no este "jakiada"?
quien /heineken/ here
Jackson Roberts
Bachata is not popular here, people here only follow mainstream reggaeton, tour spanish is getting better breh
James Watson
/victoria/ here, havent has heineken in a while, btw i noticed than the heineken metallic barrel of 5L has the real taste, and the heineken than you get at oxxo is some.thing different
heineken tiene un sabor raro aqui. Lo probe en el aeropuerto de amsterdamn y tuvo un sabor completamente diferente, aunque no era nada especial.
tambien, he notado lo mismo con otras cervezas aca. Specificamente el budweiser. Aqui me gusta, pero en estados unidos tiene un sabor completamente diferente, mas como agua o algo.
gracias bro, es un proceso pero cada dia estoy trabajando hacia me meta (a hablar fluidamente)
Leo Peterson
mls*
Isaiah Davis
Puto Salcedo de mierda, porque no lo han expulsado?
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO LMAO MUUUUUUUH GRAAAAAAAAANDEEEEEEEEEE HURRRR DUUUURR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SE LE ARRUGO EL CHIQUITO AL “grande” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH >getting btfo by TIGRES yet AGAIN >inb4 p-p-pero somos g-g-grandes te lo juro >inb4 something something MUH CACAtorce something something >inb4 posting pic muh total trophies (Damage control) >inb4 post with random pic of chivas/cruz azul shitpost >inb4 MUH RANDOM WHORE POST THEM NOA >inb4 lol we dont care we are going for MUH CACAtorce >inb4 ameriCACA doesnt win shit this year and get btfo by TIGRES AGAIN in liguilla
Aaron Anderson
y luego puños ya tienes media verga adentro
Isaiah Allen
>Leagues Cup es un torneo amistoso de fútbol disputado entre clubes de la Major League Soccer y Liga MX. >Leagues Cup es un torneo amistoso
>The Leagues Cup is an annual association football competition between clubs from Major League Soccer and Liga MX in North America. It debuted in July 2019 with four teams participating from each league. The first edition is a single-elimination tournament hosted in the United States with a final played in Las Vegas on September 18, 2019.[1] >In July 2019, MLS and Liga MX announced that the second edition of the Leagues Cup in 2020 would feature 16 teams—eight from each league. The MLS participants will be drawn from the top four teams in each conference that do not qualify for the CONCACAF Champions League; the Liga MX participants will include the 2019 Apertura champion, 2020 Clausura champion, the 2019–20 Copa MX champion, and the next five best-placed teams in the league.[13][14]
Andrew Torres
Not really Mickey mouse cups are for peques, I'm here just to shit post until Jana plays and the weekend games desu familia
Anthony Gray
Thanks for the (you) nerd
Dylan Sanders
Pinche Mosh, hubieras ido a madrear las viejas escandalosas en su protesta wey
Michael Ward
Because we suck. Nothing else on either.
Xavier Edwards
XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dominic Ward
I find it hilarious that out of fucking nowhere the chilango media is pushing America-Tigres as the new clasico >Chivas is relegation tier and doesn't sell anymore >Cruz Azul are choke artists and don't sell anymore >Pumuertos have never sold >ignore Tigres the entire decade until they realize that they actually have a solid (if local) market that you can sell to just by using their name Every now and then they also tried to push Monterrey, but that was before they moved to Fox Sports
Michael Jenkins
MODS GODS
Cameron Jones
capitalism
Julian Cox
esas no son viejas son chimplangas. necesitamos otro diaz ordaz
David Mitchell
>chilango media No mames era solo el pinche Aldo Farias ese wey creo que es Tigre, no me acuerdo cuando estaba en MTYaquien le iba
Adam Flores
>clasico con los peques >not even the best team of their city >pinguinos sent you to ascenso
keep dreaming faggot
Jack Wilson
>watching telewila games with the sound on keke
I talking about Autismo Picante and all those shows, this last month they are really pushing Ame-Tig as the next great rivalry
Levi Cox
>talking about the shows that need the Ame to put some ratings and don't starve to death
literally crap, these niggas forgot to clean the servers or what? I've noticed than last month app is working like shit, takes ages to access to menu and shit refresh the image really late
Jordan Bell
LOL >KEK AZUL
Jaxon Butler
What a goal, man. Far out.
James Johnson
how embarrassing
Evan Morgan
Its Choke Azul, is expected
Cooper Moore
>americaca ayy me lo perdi, bonitas tradiciones tho
recuerdo este juego, fue cuando corrieron a Mario Carrillo despues de ganar liga, campeon de campones y concachampions ;_;
Elijah Harris
>ser tan chiquitin que te pusiste una estrella por esta victoria
Ya se fueron a festejar a la macroplaza los peques?????
Aaron Young
nah cukear al america y ganar micky mouse ya es rutina
Isaiah Rivera
>ganar
claro que si microbio donde te puedo regalar reddit gold????
yo tambien onions libre y joto
Angel Stewart
pa que se caga we, me referia al tricampeonato de campeon de campeones y la otra mierda que le ganamos al Toronto, estoy de acuerdo que la conca es micky mouse btw [spoiler] dat spacing tho[/spoiler]
Brayden Harris
and what again, mexico has an age of consent of 16? and cutie chicks come from poor families/towns? Im nuttin and givin out green cards to everybod.
who is this???
Brandon Walker
>muh historia tigres > americaca
Levi Edwards
>non-qualifying MLS teams >3/8 clubs are cup and league winners in MX. and we expect MLS to even try?
Interesting how people used to respect opinions comming from niggas with some collage degree and formal suit kek, now CHIMPlangos rate feminist crap.
Jace Barnes
I used to r8 him but then he went full ancient ayyy lmaos and you know what happened next, he is still respected around the ufo international community iirc woul watch the vid but imreading mango right now
>woul watch the vid but imreading mango right now keep watching your things kek I watching this because of curiosity, is not worth, he present cases than has been proven as fake through decades, both sites, exceptic and believers have wrong points of the actual phemon
Jaxon James
>Sixto Paz
lmao I forgot this niggas still selling his nu-age shit 'til nowdays
Joseph Kelly
KEK fucking Maussan reacts in the same way than he does these days when someome says his proves are bullshit
Easton Davis
>the girl on the left will never ride your dick like that Why even live?
Daniel Ward
Just help to keep /ligamx/ alive and that m8 happend if you can offer green card to a mexican girl
Ryder Bell
Visiting Jalisco in December is there women like this one there
Nathaniel Sullivan
Yes. Jalisco is hilarious because it has the best women in the country and the men are still faggots
Ryder Turner
Who /rebanadas/ here
Noah Brown
*AHEM* America won la Copamx early this year, you uneducated faggot
this is why can't have nice things, fucking women ruin everything
Isaac Jackson
kek obvio que saben jugar, esa vieja solo es una graduada mas de alguna de las fabricas de enfermos mentales en cdmx
para lo unico que sirve twitter es para seguir viejas y burlarse de fail-telson
Daniel Mitchell
>CHInesse moot & jannies in charge of anything
Oliver Cox
Don't worry, half this thread will be deleted in the morning
Jayden Butler
She looks like a chimpanzee there.
Luis Peterson
Apparently negrito Maleck could walk because the dead girl had cum in her mouth and the deffense Will run with the theory that she was giving him a cheeky wedding day bj while full stop in a avenue making the accident a shared responsability
Nathan Morris
roasties btfo
Ethan Williams
>tfw no wedding day bj while driving to your honeymoon
That would be one of those crazy enough defenses that it might work, unless they get one even crazier judge
Ryder Fisher
Mexibros Mexihermanos
Thoughts on above?
Luis Howard
If this was the stock market, and I could invest money into this, id put every dollar I have into the Champions League and this Leagues cup becoming huge. The amount of Mexican americans there are makes these competitions unique on a world scale
Noah Wood
>for another big trophy. Stopped reading right there. lol
Brody Roberts
Of course it will become a big trophy, are you an idiot? You don't think this rivalry isn't going to explode once MLS starts winning more regularly?
Thomas Carter
dude, this years was nothing but a marketing joke - 4 random teams and 4 random teams. a 16 team merit based tournament will be 1000x better and will generate hype and interest as it progresses.
Adam Russell
I know nothing about your league, but I really enjoy the pictures and video's you all post. If you know what I mean
Carter Perez
Santos wins tomorrow and there's nothing you joto can do about it
>El León era el ganador del torneo de Verano 2003, corona que ahora se destapa, gracias a las declaraciones de Antonio Carlos Santos, a Ignacio Suárez “El Fantasma” en Récord, estaba manchada por sobornos del club guanajuatense, manejado por Carlos Ahumada, a algunos de los jugadores de los Lagartos de Tabasco en las semifinales.
“Me acuerdo perfecto de esa chingadera -dijo el 'Negro' Santos, técnico de ese club. Llegamos con una ventaja de 2-0 y un día antes del partido Ahumada y Carlos Reinoso le ofrecieron 500 mil pesos por lo menos a cinco jugadores (…). 500 mil peros era pero un ching.. de lana y más para un jugador del Ascenso".
HEY FAGS, it's time to decide if you want to KEEP the current music, CHANGE or ADD something. As we never win and we don't have cool graphics, so this is the only shit that actually matters. This is our current music
>var sinson intensifies >this refball >+8(eight)(ocho) in the first half because of the ref messing too much with var I love this shitshow of a league so much
He played last game. In 5 minutes he unironically almost killed Talavera and some other dude. Seems like the typical giant strong dude with no technique
Aaron Barnes
napoli just bought the new GOAT
get hype
Anthony Cruz
Based
Jace Powell
EVERY FUCKING GAME FUCK THESE REFS
Dylan Watson
Who
Ryder Peterson
el Chucky, of course
Daniel King
>that fucking free kick Meme game confirmed
Levi Cook
any suggestion for the new thread?
Carter Parker
Amy: La Puta de /ligma/ edition
Zachary Gutierrez
femenicidio edition
Jaxson Powell
La borrarian al instante we
Brayden Hughes
HERE COMES THE MONTERRE-MONTADA!!! VAMO VAMOOOOO!!!!!!
Daniel Phillips
Este entonces
Austin Richardson
>pumas losing to fucking mariposas
welp time to go beat my wife
Nicholas Myers
Primero le das un cigarrito verde wey para que no siente los putasos tan feo no seas culero Mosh
Easton Carter
well user I hope you got your answer
Charles Richardson
>picked draw on morelia vs pumas too
pinches chimplangos REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Parker Scott
si no duele no cuenta we
Sebastian Gonzalez
top kek
Daniel Edwards
y como le haces cuando tu vieja tiene que salir de la casa? le dices que se maquille o asi a la verga?
Hello /LigaMX/, how can I practice my Spanish? It's a very useful language and I'd like to improve it. Is there a Spanish version of Yea Forums or something?
is just a meme forced by joserraton >muh antiamericanismo
is like saying that chacarita juniors is a grande
Brayden Johnson
Is he concentrated autisim?
Blake Butler
>barak fever le uefalona memelord
>el tato good riddance
>richard mendez another retarded memelord
>carolina guillen y guillermo celis "si no es latino no juega bien baseball"
ya se habian tardado
Xavier Wright
Just mention the recycled beer :^)
Michael Gray
>carolina guillen
m-mommy :(
Luke Morris
all this butt mad faggots >b-but muh irrelevancy Cry me a river niggers I can see me team being champion every 3-5 years u like your team's with meme popularity.
Cameron Green
tierron ''''''''''education''''''''''
Josiah Murphy
Anda bien we? O tomaste un chingo de cerveza con baba?
William Hill
Nigger wut? The poorest of the poor here are still either blacks or white trash.
Levi Diaz
Tokyo at night was just like my animes tBh. It was great
ESPN Deportes is downsizing because Liga MX is the only thing that makes them money and every other sport/league it's produced at a loss because not enough ratings.
Noah Ramirez
>not every year >angeles de puebla ayy lmao fake club
Alexander Cooper
Really wonder how many times he had a stealth sip of piss.
Logan Jackson
You cunts stop bullying tierronbrah. We should stay united against Amerijotos™
Isaac Morgan
>ESPN Deportes is downsizing because Liga MX is the only thing that makes them money and every other sport/league it's produced at a loss because not enough ratings. No dumbass they're shutting down their radio station called ESPN Deportes Radio cause zoomers don't listen to the radio, if you retards watched/listened to JRYSB you'd know about this.
Aaron Moore
>You cunts stop bullying tierronbrah. We should stay united against Amerijotos™ fuck no, I shit on everybody who's not a fan of MY team and even then I recognize that at least half of the people who are fans of my team are all fucking retards, except for me of course ;^)
Easton Rogers
If that's the case why programs like Raza deportiva and destino fútbol are hinting that their show will contiene under a different company? I'll give you an advice, jrysb is the best espn TV show, there are better radio shows.
Connor Clark
>why programs like Raza deportiva and destino fútbol are hinting that their show will contiene under a different company? once again espn is starting to shut down their radio business cause they feel there is no future there, so anyone who has a radio only show has no choice but to go to a company that will have a radio spot for them
Ayden Russell
>watches espn that isnt actual sports or autismo picante >calling anyone retarded
>this ESPN dude keep pushing this new tigres vs ame clasico
Tyler Carter
>not every year One championship every 5 years is the best average of the league and it's held by Santos you retard >angeles de puebla >ayy lmao fake club By that standard 90% of mexican clubs and a fuckton of international ones are "fake"
Brody Hill
>Llantos fans this buttmad no one care about their irrelevant equipo llanero
Go drink some more piss to cool down hothead
Christian Clark
quien es(deseguro es el deanda)? nadie del fp de la tarde, radio formula o alvaritos show a dicho que wilas vs tigays es un clasico