Why does no one banter them for making a sport called football that only they play?

>the AFL is unironically more fun to watch than the NFL
I would absolutely agree
The NFL is literally a boomer league and it's not fun to watch
I wouldn't say the same for college football though

Because they don't think the rest of the world should refer to it as football

its also called woollagong or woollie

Kek wrecked. Stay seething yuropoor

don't you know about the bird?

That’s because the rest of the world doesn’t refer to them period.

As an Australian living in America I will say AFL is rubbish

t. Queenslander

I feel like the flags should be reversed here...

what are the rules?
do we play the american rules football then?
british rules? that's a retarded way to describe a game.

>do we play the american rules football then?

>British rules?
If you are refering to sawker, no. It's Association rules so 19th century don't confuse with Rugby rules football.

Australia are our bros

>yuropoor
>canadian flag

jesus christ dude at least look at the fucking flag you are replying to, you zoomer phoneposting incel.

I think he was being ironic

aussies are based and funny and generally keep to themselves

americans are cringe and decidedly not funny and try to push our shit sports on everyone else

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Not my fault American culture is dominant

>Not Europeans trying to push soccer on everyone including imperialist South America and Africa

because they don't argue that their fattest fuck could be the best sawker player in the world with two months of practice

Cause we're just doing our own thing and having fun.

>have a sporting event called "The World Series"
>only America plays
explain yourself

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People don't care because >our sport is ancient and yours is freshie-tier.

Australian Rules Football
>First played: May 1859

American Football
>First played: November 6, 1869

>t. Queenslander
yikes, the AFL is rubbish though

iggs

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>do we play the american rules football then?

Yeah, it's derived from the original rugby football which you could say is British rules football. Aussies have their own version. Rugby and soccer split at some point, and even rugby split with itself to create union and league versions.

>a mere 10 year difference
Converted to the current times where any event can go viral and reach an audience of billions in a matter of days, that would be like if amerifats started playing their version a week after you did.

>happened in the mid-19th century
>if we just "convert" to current times

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Based.

>t. Queenslander
OH NO NO NO NO NO

every time a queenslander moves to America the average IQ of both countries increases

Australians don't call their AFL "world" series

>t. LeShawn

i genuinely feel bad for mouthbreathers who aren't intelligent enough to appreciate the beauty of gridiron. it's like someone telling me that they hate air and water

because we dont act like its the greatest sport on Earth, hell only Melbcucks even really care about it.
Its on the same tier as Gaelic football.

I don't think Americans really think this either m8

Another brainlet who doesn't understand why it's named that

But brisBASED is going to win the premiers hip this year

friendly reminder

pozmerican handegg
>plays literally last 4 seconds on average
>game takes 3 hours just to finish, literally just 11 minutes of action
>50% advertisements and standing around
>low scoring
>invented so that they could be the best at it and win their international competition
>literally being fat is a tactic
>scoring major points doesn't involve the foot

chadstralian footy
>ball is in play for minutes at a time
>more stamina and athleticism required than any other sport
>stoppages last only one minute
>in a low scoring era right now, yet still ten times more scoring than handegg
>invented to keep cricketers warm, doesn't play in its own international competition so that other countries get to compete
>basically every player has to be fast, agile, and muscular
>scoring major points requires the foot

You're confusing sports, dildo

Murica bad /r/politics told me so

tell me what is cringe about my mich ultras, cocaine, and white art hoes, please. also football is a gladiator sport with 300 IQ strategies and peak fitness. it's a literal human chess match with absolutely yoked niggers and high test rednecks, it owns

>>invented so that they could be the best at it and win their international competition
it was actually invented after the american civil war to keep men aggressive/competitive/violent.

>invent it to be better at war
>lose to vietnamese farmers
kek
KEK

>Converted to the current times
Got a link for a good current times converter?

footy is objecitvely more popular in rugby states than rugby is in footy states
western australia, south australia and tasmania all play footy too
nrl is irrelevant and not even national lmao

looooooooool

>sheed feed and seed

i dont care about either. Footy isnt even close to being the huge national sport the way NFL is in the US.
The closest we have to universal appeal might be cricket but even thats only at the international stage.

ITT: OMG THE BIG STRONG AMERICANS HAVE NOTICED PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT! TAKE MY WIFE'S HYMEN PLEASE! I CAN'T QUITE REACH IT!

BBL has higher tv ratings than every single league sport in Australia and only gets beaten by AFL in average attendance.

This is the correct answer

is that really all it takes to make euros seethe?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tl8_Hn1z6jc

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

Its true

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