Chicago Cubs @ Pittsburgh Pirates Official Gamethread

Yes

cubs desu

Our mommy momdoza

Hm, interesting that the Cusb have a starting lineup. I assumed they said fuck it and just sent out whatever bum wasn't sucking a dick at the moment.

of course

gayward kek

alright i fucken hate the cubs but those cubbies jerseys are sick

Heyward has to let a classic FUCK if he pops up in front of all these kids

Yes

cute gilf

I love the cubbies :)

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>cubbies
LMAO

>little league field
This gonna a be handegg score day.

woohoo

INTO THE BACKYARDS

Castellanos is so crucial

CASTELLANOS WITH A SOLO SHOT HOME RUN!
1-0

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kys cuck

Based Cusbro, they're not playing with Little League outfield dimensions.
Children can't hit 411 to center.

Did you look at the dimensions? They're like Coors.

Its a minor league stadium. Pro ball on a little league field would be stupid, even the baselines are shorter

>Did you look at the dimensions?
No. Why would I do that?

Based cubbiewubbie :3

cubbie yay :3

>cubbiewubbie

>Q's favorite show growing up was Dragonball Z

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Rizzos fav show was hey arnold
Quints was Dragon ball z

Best team in baseball

Go Cubs go!

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>Baez BTFO of everyone else in the LLWS

Javy is such a good fucking fielder

Reminder that Garrett was to gutless to take a swing at Javy because Javy kept his bat when Garrett came after him.
High IQ play by Javy in that situation.

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These outfield dimenions are gonna make this baskbetball scores!

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>Archer just chilling in the stands
>thundersticks

This is so fugging bushleague

What the fuck is this shit ESPN?

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>ESPN broadcasting
Lord have mercy, make it stop

>You're Chris Archer!
>You're the guy who gave up all those home runs?
Jessica, you cunt

They should just go full NPB with dedicated cheering sections.

>Archer just ignoring the ESPN fags
Ha

archer and those kids cringy

God I want Jessica to bully me and laugh at my ruined orgasm

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wasted trips...

Get back to announcing Vasgersian

Bryant you useless sack of shit.

>not wanting her to choke you out and shit on your face
amateur

>australian kid announcer

My god this event is a disaster...are they gonna do a base relay at the end too?

Why does A Rod sound like Squidward when he laughs?

My Pokemons

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No one who likes pokemon can be a really bad man.

>grupelaar
Dutch or indian

JAVY

i love poke mans

>We haven't seen as many home runs
NO SHIT, IT'S 410 FEET STRAIGHT AWAY CENTER, KIDS AREN'T HITTING THAT FAR.

Baez basado

Seth efrican maybe

>Pie Rats screen Baez
>He still makes the play

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Based Cubbiewubbie, they'll move the fences in for the kiddos.

:3

>having a pitcher hit
NL is such a joke

The free out crutch is an embarrassment to sports

HEY HEY!

the pitcher for the pirates looks like he's in little league

HEYWARD GOES OPPO FOR A SOLO SHOT HOMER!
2-0

Fucking EPSN to busy circle jerking to notice it happened

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Boomer in the booth

please keep posting anime poster

never stop

PAT AND RON ARE TALKING TO MANFRED`

Len & JD, are they streaming a cover?

pirates getting RAPED tonight holy shit

>not having the pitcher hit
AL is such a joke

it would be Pat and Coomer if you're talking about radio.

is there a radio broadcast link out there

i'm fuckin done with a roid and his homo gang

someone KILL the anime poster

Thank you jayward

Id like it if we could do more than just hit dingers tho

>The randoms in this thread

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:3

sorry cubs fan here

>CRUSMBS

kill the idiot

Q's breaking ball is on point so far

but I'm cubs fan here

espn radio is carried by local stations

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Cubbiewubbie here! :3 How do these kids hit 411 over centerfield? Lol they must be on teh juice!

I didn't even say that!

>tfw didn't even make it out of the west region that one time we went

felt bad man

>I was trying not to suck, but I did.

I never listen to the radio announcers. I don't live in the broadcast area and I watch games on MLBTV when they're not playing the Mess. I miss Stone and Harry on the radio way back when the family made our summer pilgrimages to the homeland. None now live who remember it.

>I miss Stone
No you don't, he was a bum.

AS A CUBS FAN I AM SO SORRY

I hope they fire whoever does the programing for these games.

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FurAffinity? Cubs are drawing the big sponsors :3

i'm in florida i don't get local

i want pat hughes

Well I was 5 going on 10. I don't remember the other guy before Santo, and never heard much of him after WGN came on CT cable.

this is a malicious attack

>cusb

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faggot

why this meme field bros?

We're just

TWO LOST SOULS SWIMMING IN A FISH BOWL

YEAR AFTER YEAR

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I don't know. As a Cubs fan, I'm wondering why these big leargres are playing on a small ball!

SCHWARBER WITH A BASE HIT!
RIZZO AND BAEZ SCORES!
4-0

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SCWHARBIE!

as a cubs fan I really love free beers

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my schwarbros :)

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because nobody here is actually watching the game

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Cubs fan here!

he's in there!

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Schwarber is clearly safe

Schwarber running rampant on these sea rats!

went out in style

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does the YMCA even exist anymore?

Schwarber getting umpballed!

Is cubs fan here even a cubs fan?

The shitposter we need, but not the shitposter we deserve.

This Cubs fan is driving me up the wall

Glove is deflected before contact with the base. The fat fuck is out.

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CUBBIE FAN PRESENT

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>Caratini wanted to be a farmer growing up

A carrot farmer perhaps?

Yea they run rec centres

We are all cubs fans

cubs fan is in the house!

dat pic

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT OUR VIDEO GAMES BROS

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DO A BARREL ROLL

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX

Nope, his foot got on the bag a microsecond before. Clear umpball.

>Starfox and Hey Arnold!

We like Kemp!

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>Vasgersian has never heard of Star Fox.
This is the one time social media is allowed to exist.

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MLB PR stunt. Little League World series is happening nearby so the MLB is playing a game at the minor league stadium and letting the players interact with the kids from the LLWS to show how much they care about da children

:3~

cocky little freaks!

HEY THE WRIGLEY ROOFTOPS ARE HERE

>scaffold seating

Wtf i love america now

They brought the Boystown bathrooms :3

Q in another jam.

IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING
twitter.com/BarnHasSpoken/status/1163245731236515840

this is a vindictive attack on gamers

kek Bell started walking before the ump even called it

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Is pitcher a girls position

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>in 2019, girls are boys!
Based ourguy Jessica Toesa

AS A CUBS FAN I AM OUTRAGED

this guy has no mercy

Here we go Cub bies here we go uguu~

GAMERS RISE UP

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Why doe this feel like we're already in the 7th inning and it's only been 4?

cub bies yay kyaa~!

A scuba diving trip! OwO!

Because ESPN broadcasting is that torturous

>Quintana locked in
Good Luck
youtube.com/watch?v=oBD3FO6ozXc

LEAD OFF DOUBLE BY HEYWARD
What would have been a homer at Wrigley.

Pitcher is the only position that doesn't have to think for himself

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Zero's version was fine too.
youtube.com/watch?v=RFQNHH2eRJA

don't knock it till you've tried it

bitches get all wet doing shit like that

did someone say >scuba?

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>EFG
>Win

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These randos are getting under my fur...

▲
▲ ▲

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BRYANT WITH A DOUBLE! HEYWARD SCORES!
5-0

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Woohoo cubbie small ball!!!!!! Keller chased !!!

Espn milks commercialbux

YEAH epic win guy is here

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:3~

3:

TRIPFAG CAN WATCH A GAME
IS SEETHING HE'S BEING TOLD WHAT'S HAPPENING IN GAMETHREAD

posting olden Yea Forums is making me miss M00t again

Oldcub here, remember the days when fur was king on the chins :3

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And some of you wanted to trade away rizzo, GTFOH

RIZZO WITH A TWO RUN BOMB OFF THE SCORE BOARD!
7-0

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IN A.D. 2019 SHUTOUT WAS BEGINNING...

summercub has been spotted

this park is disgusting
no stats in this game should count

AYE TONE HIT ONE OFF THE SCOEBOED WILL YA

Manager: What happen?

why is baseball and hockey so white skin

Whites make up like 40% of the MLB

SCHWARBER WITH A WALK!

gtf/pol/

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jessie mendie

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A majority of people can’t even tell you what an “assault weapon” is and can’t define “semi-automatic.”

I didn't think you were a leg man leaf

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>It's almost been 2 hours
>Only halfway through the game
Manfred's going to have a stroke.

The head of the proud boys is a really really really cool guy.

This kid is reading a script at gun point.

>ice cream?

Cannot physically *sniff* hard enough

distraction scoops

>this fucken interview

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>gtfo pol
he asked why baseball is so white, when it isn't. So I told him

>Cubs rolling the other team
>Shitposters resort to /pol/ to kill the thread
Disgraceful.

he should call the ESPN execs and tell them to speed things up or hes leaving for Fox

Yes, but softball girls also have big butts

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>Rizzo miced up
>Go
>...
>Thank you

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this game is boring time to watch some football

Quintana has actually been great

Dang that is one considerably junk filled trunk

what a boring guy kek

Quintana finally in line for the win.
70 pitches through 5.
Quality start up next and hopefully he can get through 7.

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two words one name: Kyle Hendricks

q's been fucking on fire recently

Kemp robbed of a homer because of this fuck huge field.

Around 70 pitches through 5 innings, great so far.
Lester bounced back yesterday, Darvish and Chatwood much improved this year.
>maybe we'll make it, lads.

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Mendoza is looking FINE tonight. That tantalizing swoop to her shirt is making me forget the inane commentary from the booth.

This game is what major league baseball will look like during reconstruction.

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So Trump will start a Civil War and the good guys ally with Mexico to beat him?

lmao what the fuck why even throw

Why are the Cubs catchers so bad at throwing runners out?

0-19 with RISP
Now that's a Cubs tier streak the pie rats have got going.

Q, solid through 6 with 81 pitches.
Maybe he'll get to pitch in the 8th depending on how things go.

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>Rizzo gives his home run ball to Team Japan and uses Darvish as a translator.
>EPSN still being insufferable as fuck

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>Last neutral site Cubs game was Zombrano's no-no.
It's been that long?

>depending on how things go

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Rizzo would have been thrown out anyway, good call by Riz to ignore butterfield.

Schwarbie...

Cerebral

More common sense with the amount of times he's been caught at home plate.

>another interview
stop it

Speaking of sense, or lack thereof, why is Happ in right when Heyward is in centre?

KEK this is peak boomer

Who keeps screaming fuck every pitch

7 innings in the book with 91 pitches.
Let him pitch in the 8th Maddon.

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disgusting gamerphobia from arod...

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92*

>Forget the home run
>Be a good hitting
>in the age of the juiced ball and the shift
Fuck off A roid.

so the teams have to shake hands at the end, what would have happened if it was the reds pirates?

How was that pitch almost dead center? Same thing happened with Schwarber?
>Maddon pulling Q
I hope 7 runs is enough for the bullpen.

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>Reassuring Kimbrel is back
Has he had a 1-2-3 inning yet?

They'd do it at gunpoint with Manfred there.

>Vasgersian calling out Mendoza's answer for favorite movie.

Send Happ back to Iowa.

that was surprisingly decent banter
we mighta dodged a russell morality rant there

the way our relievers have come back from injury does not make me optimistic. Kimbrel should get the nod this game with such a lead

There's many things wrong with that image and I know you know full well about them.

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They do their best when they shit on each other.
And even ESPN wouldn't be so scummy as to bring up Russell's... Issues, during this game.

>Quintana's latest gem
7.0 IP
5 H
0 R
0 ER
0 BB
7 SO

>Holland goes 1-2-3
We still got one to go.

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I-I apologize to Q...

Pu Darvshit!

That's Elite Darvish to you, you baka gajin.

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>Tom & Jerry
>IDon'tBelieveYou.gif

I'd eat Jessica Mendoza's asshole.

>Goon
>Hey, he took my jersey
Yes, we get it, you're piece of shit A rod.

this ballpark is literally bush league but i love the acoustics

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Just replay the sound of Rizzo's home run hitting off the score board over and over.

He comes Kimbrel

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>krimbel

haha stupid dirty craig

>First pitch
God damn it Kimbrel

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INCOMING SCUBA MELTDOWN

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He swung! Why can't the Cubs challenge that?

>murderball

the pirates like to throw high, how ironic was that ankle-breaking slider

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>Being mocked by a bunch of kids
At least we can blame them for this.

bnha is shit sorry :/

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DEMOTE HAPP

>Strop up
Fucking hell.

>Strop in
Even he can get 1 out with a 6 run lead. Right...?

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I honestly want to know what fucking blackmail Strop has on Maddon

It makes no sense why he keeps putting him in, Strop alone is going to be the reason why Maddon gets the boot next season

Reddpill me on strop

Reminder Epstein gave more money for less year to Kimbrel and refused to resign Wade Davis for less

Shove that pull up your ass sheep, we're not spoonfeeding you.

He's willing to give crusty old men blowjobs for his career

pls no...

I only have Dinosaur Man reaction images for this

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>Wade Davis
He sucks too.

Jeffrey Epstein?

Theo Epstien, Guy who runs the Cubs, not Jeffrey Epstein, the guy Donald Trump had murdered.

a road series win!

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they bailed on davis at the right time

thank stickjew

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[W]
Why can't we have a no drama 9th?
I mean Q was great, the bats did well and we finally won a road series.

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you mean clinton had murdered lol

wooohoo didnt blow a 7 run lead!

big DUBYA on national TV

Good win but not a promising 9th

youtube.com/watch?v=qAYwPhRoV1A
legit based, but had an inconsistent year
youtube.com/watch?v=ngrZPhMzjJI

You mean the royal family had murdered

nah he's dogshit and needs to straighten his fucking hat

I didn't know the Clinton controlled the department of justice, who run the prison. Also Barr met with Epstein the night before.
It's clear Trump did it..
LOL

delusional libshits being delusional as usual

WE DIDN'T SUCK

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Conservitraitor continues to sell out the country, as usual.

Cozy game

Isn't that the Yankee's girl?

Here's a theory: Epstein killed himself

lmao you're literally letting anyone with a pulse in and want them to collect taxpayer benefits

if that's not the clearest example of selling out our country i don't know what is

>Changing the topic because you've been BTFO
LOL

Take the [L] friendo.

lol no it's Marisa Miller, some supermodel

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fuck off with your shitty conspiracies

>gets btfo and tries to save face by spouting bullshit

maybe 27 trips to pedo island will help you forget your failures today

All these blond white girls look alike to me.

>orange man innocent
>blue man bad
>no idiot blue man good orange man bad
wow guys good job seeing the bigger picture here

are you black?

>Forgets that Epstein used Trump's hotel to recruit children for sex slavery and the ook his own rides on the Lolita express.
Stay mad that you can't lie forever.

No. Those look alike to me too.

must be asian

Let's Go Mets!

They all look alike to me too.

what are you

American

do you simply lack the normal human ability to distinguish faces? i think there's a word for that

Maybe?

If the Cubs were going to get into a benches clearing brawl. It would have been Strop and Puig or Dinosaur man throwing at someone who wouldn't take it.
For better or worse, neither are going to happen now.