/heem/ - Humble Brag Edition

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news:

>Stipe felt like a bitch
mmanews.com/stipe-miocic-i-was-fighting-like-a-btch-before-finishing-daniel-cormier/
>Gooch is loose :(
mmafighting.com/2019/8/18/20810830/rizin-18-results-and-highlights-kai-asakura-stops-kyoji-horiguchi-in-67-seconds
>Pets broke his foot
mmamania.com/2019/8/18/20810914/anthony-pettis-shares-injury-news-and-photos-from-hospital-following-ufc-241-loss-to-diaz
>Triggered old men waste liquid gold
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/video-irish-pub-owners-pour-conor-mcgregors-whiskey-down-toilet/

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Brendan Schaub comes back to heavyweight they should offer him several million dollars regardless of who he fights.

Schaub

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CHAMP IN 2020

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dc is a can

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costa bless

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>tfw she'll never destroy me with knees in the north south position, soccer kicks and stomps
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Didn't some people get mad at Silva for doing this for some reason?

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can't wait to see this happen to jim jones

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HEMOOMENT

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Had it up to here with these fucking cut babies

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Thought I'd seen that tat somewhere before

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If Dana offered Schaub $1,000,000 in show money, you think he would come back to fight Ngannou?

That last video fucking enrages me, who the fuck do these boomers think they are? Do they even realize the potential damage a video like this could do to Conor’s livelihood? I’d like to see them slept in the cage, I’d do it myself.

Let me start by saying I wasn't a fan of either guy. They both look juiced to the gills. I'm only saying this to establish that I was not emotionally invested in the outcome. I was looking forward to the fight but I didn't care who won.

A lot of Yoels strikes were touching Costa. He landed a bunch of really hard shots too. Dont get me wrong. They would have put away heavyweights.

BUT... Every thing Costa landed was a smashing blow. All full power shots. Plus he walked him down the entire fight.

Was a pretty easy fight to score in my opinion. I don't understand the crowds reaction.

That said... that was one of the best MW brawls I have seen in more than 20 years of watching MMA. It was insane the shots both guys ate. I was super impressed by both guys cardio and chins. It looked like two G.I. Joe action figures fighting.

CLEEEENCH

CLEEEENCH

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find one guy who can beat him

you fucking can't

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Schaub is unironically top10 HW if he returns now

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>09/07 - UFC 242 - Retake Constantinople
Dan you never fail to make me feel bad for you lol.

rizin is always so comfy

NOOOOOOO

I still miss him, bros.

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>Legacy now flushed in lhw AND hw
DC rekt

My test has never been higher after the Costa fight

the legend killer

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Rate the divisions in terms of depth and talent

Number one MW all day every day until the last day

amazing how yoel is 42 years old and still able to take shots like those without getting knocked out. man is a machine

where is lithcuck

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Nate
Sperguson
Askren

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unironically going to start pumping test after seeing yoel and costa bang it out, can't take not being an absolute SPECIMEN for another second

Guys Yoels traps are a wonder of the modern world

well, I laughed

If you're at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight, no fucking excuses.
The HW champion is the only champion.
The upper weight limit should be removed from heavyweight and the lower weight limit should be lowered to 126lbs, forcing everyone else that should be fighting at heavyweight to move up to heavyweight where they belong and allowing those that can't cut to 265lbs to fight in the UFC.

All non ufc promotions are terrible.

Dusthammad "the killer koran" Poireprophet is going to put Kumar the Kuffar in the Saudi Salad and shove a fatty sheikh style log down his infidel gullet.

>soccer kicks you in the back of the head
nothing personnnell unified rules babby

ufc is worked

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you:
CTEpe Miocic

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khabib had some munsterly octagon control my mans

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Alri Dana

Spoope Speeocic more like

Not everyone wants to bloat up to 220 pounds

Wait so there is no 155 lb fighter who can beat the rest of the 155lb fighters?

Two psychopaths desu

It would be absorbed by all the water retained due to roids.

Gregor Gillespie

Tony “El Cuckold” Ferguson

>Flushelito

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please delete this

>Not Spoopee Speeoshit

absolute SPECIMEN

romero gets redemption when costa fails the drug test

Feels bad cos now i gotta unboy horiguchi...

absolute roid head

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>not sticking with your boy for the redemption/revengeance/training/comeback arc
he was never your boy

That's a cute lesbo.

imagine being so bad you get guillotined by jim miller in 2019

I couldn't even pay attention to the Costa fight, because I was in awe over how fucked up Yoel Romero's eyes were.

Would gladly buy a PPV to see Schaub get heemed again. Actually it’s the only way I’ll ever buy a PPV

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Kevin Lee/Tony Ferguson was the greatest saga in UFC history

how many rounds do you expect?

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for sure poolo won that fight

romero may not have won, but he didn't lose

>not chasing the finish
Yoel confirmed a heartlet

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As we know according to knowledge, Yoel lost the belt last night.

That was dark.

costa gassed out after two rounds and would have lost that fight if it was 5 rounds. yoel is 42 and flushed and costa still had trouble with him.

hes not championship material

lol go watch volleyball nigga

unironically 2 seconds

yoel heemed the current champ twice lol

oh for sure b

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Go spam "3 piece and a soda" on YouTube comments, you obtuse faggot.

No worry man, Paulo can now afford EPO and blood doping. Time of the Natty GOAT is here.

DC>Stipe

DC
>1 knockout and 3 rounds, the story, the age disadvantage

Stipe
>1 knockout

Answer is pretty clear

you called a KO dark you loser, go tattle on me bitch

I haven't gotten a single (you) since Stipe got his belt back. Whats up DCucks?

There is literally nothing wrong with volleyball

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Triple C is the true manlet we deserve

What a weird fight lol

>dc winning the story
lmao

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it's the perfect sport for soft bitches

all he had to do is fucking wrestle.

It was dark. Did you assume that getting your brain kneed out of your skull was a frolic in the park for Ben Askren? If I wasn't into that sort of thing, I wouldn't steal pay-per-views every Saturday night.

delete this

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Literally calling out Dom Cruz with a custom made t-shirt because he says it will be a tune up fight

there's no ufc this week.
the china card the following week is horrible
what else is on

lol
>my heart aches for the lives these fighters sacrifice for us
get fucked

Flush

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DC is just too fat and out of shape at HW

just happy to be there

what does that tattoo mean

Costa v Romero was the human equivalent of a pitbull fight

All hail King Henry
twitter.com/HenryCejudo/status/1163208997677088768

the dick shot user requested

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who dis

I never said my heart ached for them, you're desperately grasping at straws like the window-licking mongoloid that you are. Did it look like Ben Askren died? Yes. Does anyone care for the life of Ben Askren? Not really.

laughing at while someone is down is pathetic.

I bet you're a fan of Jon Jones, a notorious pussy boy who doesn't have the guts to fight a heavy weight. He is content to stay at lhw and lose to middle weights with one leg.

lol keep wearing out that keyboard boi, don't let your tears slow you down

He's such a cringy manlet, I love it

Or DC is a scum sucking coward with no heart. He always quits when it gets hard
Holy fuckin based, get the contracts ready Dana

>Reddit spacing
Every fucking time.

based

Keep typing like a nigger despite being a white faggot.

Tell us about being a 214er.

o, he mad

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>not liking jon jones, the man who flushed cuckmier even worse than stipe did

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george is a can whos entite body is made of marshmellows. if that flying knee was landed by a better fighter, askren wouldve been dead

Not that I remember, people were booing DC for going for a takedown right after.

I love how his corner was blocked by the referee so it took them a second to find out

Colby "Chaos" Covington would beat this cutbabby.

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>Didn't specify weightclass
I bet Jon Jones could

Nice! I see you're repeating the "reddit is le bad meme" other people have thought up for you and told you to believe.

Reddit is actually a great website full of normal people providing helpful information and good natured conversation.

Yea Forums is full of bitter and resentful incels who lash out anonymously and don't actually have anything useful or insightful to say.

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I never did like Jon Jones. Every time he talks, he sounds like he has a gay lisp.

Ah I'm probably remembering it wrong then. Imagine if that was a 5 rounder and DC gassed in the fourth due to body shots lol

what a poindexter

Oh so you think I’m just going to get on my knees and succ you Jon?

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The only way Jon can surpass DC now is to dethrone Stipe

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I really don't like how /heem/ is filled with people who spam certain fighters 24/7, I would like a comfy place to discuss mixed martial arts anonymously to provide fair discussion. This is not it though. The personalities need to stop. The quality of the general is absolutely terrible right now, something needs to change.

*non virgin with a gf, 6 figure, owned house.

How is it having no money and living at your moms?

Would prime Andersen have trashed DC that night?

>boasting on Yea Forums
wew

Realistically where would the Diaz bros be right now without the UFC? Nate dead and Nick serving a life sentence?

Name a good win by any fighter
I'll wait

fuck bulbasaurs
Jon already beat cuckmier 2 times

Fuck off /heem/ is unironically one of the best generals on this website and plenty of informative discussion goes on, fuck off back to r/mma

Stipe vs Jones who do you got?

Too bad the fight will never happen because Jones is too much of a pussy

Everyone has money on the internet. Go larp to someone who cares.

Probably gibrish just like Stipe's speech

brother, I just won the HW belt back last night, your fucking nothing

Fuck off to 420chan or /r/mma, but first post your favorite female MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter

multimillionaire pot businessmen/endurance athletes

Tell these people what you just said backstage. Did you say I should give you a blowjob and swallow your seed, Jon? Is that what you said?

My favorite fighter is Rose

>Rockhold flushed
>Cain flushed
>DC flushed
Khabib is next

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Stipe be like

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They're not Brian Ortega, they had normal lives despite the whole Stockton Gangster image. Nate is a olde english bulldog enthusiast, there is nothing less gangster.

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Ai Shimizu, violence queen

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Running a bike/recreational sport shop in socal while dealing on the side.

nate should have gotten the ko win here

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i just watched the yoel fight on youtube he unironically didn't lose

Anybody else in here far?

>Nate is a olde english bulldog enthusiast
That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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So Jon, do you think I’m just gonna sit there, spread my cheeks, and let you fuck my ass Jon? I mean really.

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>laughing at while someone is down is pathetic.
Your grammar is pathetic.

If Mike Perry never made it into the UFC he’d either have OD’d, been shot or would be serving a life sentence right now. This is a fact.

I shit you not, look into it thebulldogconnection.com/nate-diaz

Thumtimes you justh gotta thumoke bud and raise bulldogths

Mike Perry would have been working in Silicon
Valley on Quantum Computing

5 of pure dry humping probably

In Bizzaro World, Mike Perry ushered in world peace

>tfw im not a japanese lesbian

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>married a white(jew) woman
>talks and screams like a white guy
>gets offended when fellow brothers call him nigga
>said he knows nothing about basketball and doesnt even watch it
>every single one of his coaches/training people are white dudes


is jon jones white?

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>Yoel Romero would be the goat if he was 10 years younger. He totally got robbed against Whitaker and Costa.

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Yoel won

Jon has been, and always will be white.

In many ways yes he his

i'm not saying he won, but he definitely did not lose

I'm not black, I'm Jon.

>notorious cheater
Yes

Yoel shit in his pants, eye pokes, sat on the stool too long, milks extra time for injuries, fakes injuries, grabs the cage, accuses opponents of PED's with no evidence. Paulo does none of these things, yet cazzies love Yoel and hate Paulo.

Friendly reminder: Nate Diaz has beaten multiple champions and would have UNDOUBTABLY been LW champion had him and pettis fought while pettis held the belt

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In many ways Tony Ferguson won the main event of UFC 241.

I just want my boy to get the belt before he retires. At least he'd be the most dangerous gatekeeper if he never got the belt, r-right guys?

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Again Pettis is the same man that wilts under every man's pressure y'all acted like him knocking out one dude at 170 made him a favorite? Bro he a chess player not a checkers player don't act like RDA wouldn't do the same shit he did to him at 155 at 170 we how did y'all let Pettis be the favorite in this fight I don't understand it! We know Nate pressures everyone or tries to at least did y'all think Pettis was just gonna knock him out all because Wonderboy?¿?¿? Tf please explain in who's right mind could pick Pettis over any man that's gonna get in his face that's goes for lil brother too

Jones. Stipe may be totally fucking incapable of picking apart from the outside, but Jones can do it. Wouldn't even be competitive, Jones would melt Stipe. Jones is afraid of heavyweight cuz he knows Francis or Blaydes would melt him, Stipe is the bait gimme fight.

costa is absolutely based, izzy and bobby are shaking right now

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What makes the Diaz boys unheemable?

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Maybe partially true, but I definitely get the vibe their dad used to beat them half to death as kids and Nick would protect Nate.

How can you still boy Curtis Blaydes? he's a green bum. Jon would also wrestlefuck magumba into oblivion.

Stipe looked like dogshit and was getting pounded by DC and losing 3-0 before the knockout. Not saying it was a luckyshot obviously, but Jon would pick him apart.

thanks for the webms user

trilogy card in the future if conor comes back to fight. The trilogy card would be nate vs conor and stipe vs daniel . What other top fighters have fought 2 times already ? Would be a huge seller if they would throw a bunch of trilogy fights in one card. It would already be a huge seller if one trilogy fight be on it but if it would be a trilogy trilogy trilogy card would be huge

Was DC ever even good? Stipe sucks and flushed him there.

stipe won the third round tho dummy

it was like a night and day difference once Stipe started ripping the body shots

ya'all think they are going to feed him genderbender after he looses to weedtaker?

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valentina vs nunes that fight was fireforks

lets be absolute physical monsters and just fuckin BANG bro
this 17 second clip is a better ad for mma than any official ufc production ever made

>listening to any fighter speak that isnt named conor

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Their dad wasn't even a part of their lives, they were raised by a woman which explains their behavior.

Whittaker Romero 3

OMG YES!!!

weed make your brain unheemable

I have a bad feeling about 243 bros
My heart wants Bobby to win but my gut says bet on Israel

Uncomfortable truth: higher weightclasses are not competetive without the PEDs. Look back at the timeline of the sport and you'd know it's true.

Dc did what he never does got lazy for a second and paid for it but damn man how good is dc to make the best heavyweight ever look in big trouble several times throughout a long fight he was winning. All the respect in the world to dc and stipe! True champs!

>gets kneed in the face
>smiles
We dont deserve him

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Why did Luis Gomez say Diaz brothers aren't white, Michael Bisping looked at him like he's retarded and was able to figure out that Luis didn't know Spain is in Europe.

Does Masvidal have elite level talent? If he actually has stopped coasting to split decision losses could he be champ?

>All those desperate and dead-behind-eyes sycophants tweeting their bottles of Proper 12 which Conor then retweets.

Pure autism. How can one man go from the top of the mountain to the bottom in such JUST fashion?

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What will this thread be like when Bobby kills him?

How many fighters on this next card do you know? I only know the two in the main event and I thought I was a hardcore fan

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look at that slob. if he took care of himself like tom brandy he would have won. stipe lost to fucking steven struve

Where Pettis at? I know his ankle was pretty bad I seen him quitting...he quit when his ribs got crushed against Dustin poirier and he quit against Tony Ferguson. I knew if he couldn't ko Diaz (which seems like nobody can) that he would have trouble. Nate smothered a lot of his punches an kicks, them kicks to the body and that checked kick help Diaz take this win.

An what the fuck was that judge thinking he robbed Diaz.. lol

Diaz brothers are typical west coast mutts.Luis J Gomez sucked a dildo off another mans cock so even if he didn't get a taste he was getting smells, and as such should be disregarded.

That is so cute wtf I love Nate now

>s-stipe sucks!
nice cope

If he was elite he would have won those decisions

You sound like a sumo guy.

>Would've should've could've

>jamahal

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obviously Stipe has no chance and loses just like every fight until he knocks them the fuck out

then the new fotm fighter comes in who would take care of Stipe ez pz

Good. Fuck AKA

Ah ok, yes it does.

Diaz vs McGegor 3
Stipe vs DC 3
Nunez vs Valentina 3
Whittaker vs Romero 3
Woodley vs Wonderboy 3
Rose vs Joanna 3

HIRE ME UFC

for real stipe solved the Cormier question, you only have to punch his belly until he breaks

both from main event, dos santos from co main, kai kara france and de la rosa

Hahahaha you are both fucking retarded Khabib is the best to ever do it and he is going to DESTROY Porier in their september fight

holy shit that is the "next jon jones" nigger from danas cunt serie some weeks ago, now he's in the main card debuting? lmao

Always bet on black

jon did it, just with kicks. anderson hit him with a good one too

All those sound terrible besides DC vs Stipe 3.

Worked great last night didn't it?

she's unironically suspended for being overweight

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I agree with Nate. Would much rather watch the likes of Nate vs Jorge fight in the octogan than Khabib. Nothing to do with the ppl, as I think Khabib is a cool cat, just real stand up fighters deliver on the entertainment factor.

Too much wrestling makes it boring. UFC should add a time limit for the ground game, will make fighters more fun to watch when on the ground.

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DC and Stipe didn't shoot much, or kick much. There was some grappling and clinchwork

Honestly their fight was barely MMA

>aspens mom

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Short term memory hahaha stupid typical american go and have your cheeseburger it's almost time for your 8th meal of the day hahahahah gotta get your cheese in you fat fuck normie casual

That worked out well last in the main event huh?

How did Nate vs Pettis not get performance of night or fight of the night??? Nate deserved that after his layoff?? Dana rly does have a problem with Nate n he always has

This. Despite the memes, a fat stomach doesn't really protect you and is a marger target that's closer to the opponent.

shut the fuck up

not really suspended, she just has to follow the commissions weight cutting rules for her next fight in December

Diaz is not the Best anything in the world. Pettis is not the best either like dude you have NEVER won a Belt so start with that before you start making stupid statements and fight an ACTUAL 170er since Conor and Pettis Both fought at 145

It's a shitty cartoon with a 2 minute ad stuck to the rear end, but at least it's shitting on schaub

youtu.be/Rcxfqqc2UYo

What's up with this big down syndrome always sticking his tongue out?

Diaz vs Masvidal is going to be the fight of the Year, all Nate has to do is prepare for a knee from the other side lol nah all b***** aside that will be the fight of the year but Nate better prepare to not be gassed out so quick cuz like you said he wanted to finish him off but he didn't have enough energy in his tank. Which after three years of not being in a fight he did f**** amazing. I would have loved to seen The Knockout though which I kind of consider the end to be a knockout even though it wasn't you know what I mean

I agree that Costa won, but also agree with Dana that Yoel could have put him away in the 3rd if he didn't keep backing up.

6. Both of the main and co main event, Derrick Krantz and Thiago Moises. Never heard about the others.

>Conor vs Nate 3
Both flushed it's not 2016 who cares
>Stipe vs DC 3
Based
>Nunez vs Valentina 3
First two were snooze fests. Nunez already won twice who cares.
>Whittaker vs Romero 3
Would be a banger, but Whittaker already won twice no point in a third
>Woodley vs Wonderboy 3
First two were incredibly boring (besides one moment in the first fight)
>Rose vs Joanna 3
Both flushed and who cares Rose already won twice

Now do me a favor and heem yourself

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nah

>Diaz wants to defend his "belt" against masvidal
so many cazzies who like diaz, it's hilarious. Diaz is a middle of the pack fighter, not elite level. He gets flushed by any top 5 fighter. The fact that he gets so much recognition for being a DUDE WEED BRO who is a mediocre fighter is beyond me. What's even funnier is that he think's he's got a belt, for beating who exactly? a coked up overrated leprechaun? kek

Just two 5ft 11 bros hanging out

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Nate is the biggest draw in the UFC

CTE'd, bobby did a number on him.
NO
YES
YES (HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE, NUNEZ IS WAY TOO BIG)
NO (ROMERO IS FLUSHED)
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE TWO FLUSHED
MENTAL MIDGET VS FLUSHED FAKE TITS

He would beat Woodley in a 5 round fight unironically

*blocks your shitpost

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Max should move up to heavyweight desu

Nate's new gimmick is that he fights LWs at WW because he's too big for LW, but he doesn't want to fight people his size or bigger at WW. It started with the Canor fights. Imagine what Edwards, Colby, or Usman would do to Nate. Even Masvidal probably has an easy night against him. Nate looked slow, but Pettis looked like shit so Nate was able to win.

That hit the cup, bunch of fucking retard reporters claiming it was clean...

Nate diaz genius subliuminals
fly over the heads of the msm
mad respect
inspiration 2 a generation

Wasn't even a groin shot when you see the other angle.

Tony's not a draw
He's a unanimous decision

It’s funny how hard Woodley tries to be ghetto, he’s just as white as Jones.

I wouldn't bet on it, People dismiss woodley just because he got dominated by usman. Woodley has power and decent accuracy, i'm thinking woodley flushes diaz who gets hit way too much. Woodley would most likely stop diaz easily.

It's too bad he will never get a title shot because of the mental illness and all.

Ur a fuckin retard nate MADE PETTIS look like shit you casual

>One of the most exciting fighters in the UFC is not a draw
This is how you spot a casual

Yeah, no good submission specialists at HW. Maybe Oleinik but all these basic strikers than Ngannou and boring wrestlers like Blaydes or just boring fat dudes like Big Titty Willis.
155 is top tier and 165 if they ever made it, 145 170, and 185 would be second tier. W145, w125, and 205 are the weakest.
>learned eye pokes from the best eyepoker in history
>used it effectively in the first fight
>poked Stipe once and tried again
>all it did was piss Stipe off
>Got his liver exploded
If he could just bury the hatchet and stop being a bitch he could have had Jon in his training camp and had perfect eye pokes.
Nice
Nick would have killed himself and Nate would have a job somewhere on the spectrum between tire shop guy and guy who stands while 2 other guys fill up a pothole. He'd also drink instead of smoke weed and not be a vegan.
Brian Ortega would have gotten out of the ghetto somehow.
Mike Perry would be a respectable, classy, black American along the lines of John Legend.
>smokes crack
>criminal record
>maybe a 2/10 hebress
Sounds like a black dude to me.

woodley grew up in the hood poor but he speaks proper english and is a nice guy

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and? pettis is shit, his fluke win over wonderboy made casuals like you think he was good. Keep watching kiddo

Whos the whitest fighter of african descent?

WME era is great if you can tan

Title fights I've seen live:
Cain/Junior 1
Weidman/Rockhold
Aldo/Conor
Cruz/Faber 3
Rockhold/Bisping
DC/Stipe 2

Francis Ngannou

>both of them got knocked out cold
>Nick cancelled his comeback because he got knocked out in training

Pettis was is too small for WW. He's the only person Nate could man handle at WW. Colby, Usman, Edwards, Woodley, and Masvidal all beat him. He's still the same gatekeeper he's always been.

Oldfags, was Nick Diaz legit?

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usman

Khapoopoo is probably a bigger draw than him tbqh

did you know Ai means love in japanese
i learned that from my girl pic very related

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Decent but vastly overrated. Him and his brother are mediocre fighters who are basically gatekeeping DUDE WEED BRO's

in many ways yes

i was saying pettis was shit all week, but you dorks were married to your parlays instead of the truth.

He was more complete than his brother

I am done defending DC. He is simply not as elite as everyone pretends he is. That fight against Stipe was his to win and he completely fucked it up. The media always mentions how "if not for Jon Jones" he would be the GOAT of the sport, but Jones would never abandon a gameplan entirely like DC did last night, Jones would never lose like that because he has a truly elite mindset and would have adjusted after the first body shot. DC was my boy at heavyweight for the longest time, shit he was almost my main boy (after Kevin Lee) for awhile there. I'm done hanging on the edge of my seat for everyone of his fights, because there's always something that tells you he could lose, whereas you never feel that with a fighter like Jones. I'm rooting for Ngannou from now on.

He was a good fighter with some fun fights, but Diaz fanboys greatly overrated him and claim he won all the decisions he lost.

>same cazzies that picked dc to win will also pick stipe to win in the ngannou rematch
>NGANNOU will be champ before the year is over
count on it

People pretend steroids are why Jon is good, when in reality he is a smart fighter. Someone like DC changes game plans too often. See his fight vs Gus. He nearly lost because he abandoned the ground game again.

>I'm rooting for Ngannou from now on.
Based, welcome to the predator club, our boy will be champ in december. Stipe is getting flushed.

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He won the story against Canderson and GSPee which basically makes him the GOAT

kek. cazzie.

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You all said this last time they fought lol

>shit he was almost my main boy (after Kevin Lee)
this is a shitpost

welcome to the anti-Stipe cult

This was the worst fight I've ever seen

Biggest Drawls in the ufc (active fighters only)
>1.Khabib
>2. Adesayna
>3. jones
>4. Cejudo
>5. Cowboy
>6. ferguson

>two ko artists fight
>it's a boring decision
every time

No, they were just having a friendly sparring match. DC could have ended it if he wanted, but Silva saved the PPV by stepping up last minute so they just played around for 5 rounds.

Dustbin sweeps him up in the first.

>Francis loses to Stipe in another 5 round wrestlefuck
>Fights Blaydes once again
>KO's him in 15 seconds

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Because because Yoel and Paulo blew the roof off, and because Stipe was losing his fight but made the right strategy adjustment to win it. All Nate did was hand pick an opponent he knew his style favored him against.

>Shitty commentators actually cried no when DC got heemed
fucking biased loosers

Honestly I'm pretty mad the first fight ended so early now.

Leon Edwards got BTFO and his boring ass will be back on the prelims where he belongs. Diaz-Masvidal and Usman-Covington are pretty much locked in at this point. Thank you Nate for saving us from that boring piece of shit.

wonder if DC will ever commentate a Jones fight

What is Kevin Lee supposed to do now?

which ones? I don't remember anyone crying

he did you fucking zoomer

he can do whatever he wants. He can dominate in two weight divisions

>Oh yep look at that an eye poke
Cant even make this joke though cause peepee clearly eyepoked steep as part of the gameplan

Cruz literally shouts No as DC goes down

iirc cruz yelled NOOO when DC got caught

This begs the question, where does Kevin Lee fit into all of this.

He can fight Edwards

>DC shouted nooo as DC went down

Thank you based Nate. Fuck Edwards, hope his career dies

kek what a fucking bitch I didn't hear it 'cause I was yelling "yes"

You definitely know who Andre Soukhamtath is

Remember the guy who fought Sean O Malley and literally just had to stand up and he'd have won? That's him. Shame because before that he was known as quite a spicy fighter.

dana cut him after his next loss

absolutely based

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>Nate
>tire shop guy
>stands while 2 other guys fill up a pothole

Damn, this seems spot on, he does seem exactly like either of those.

Do you think his mum made him sleep in a shoe box when he was a baby?

it was embarrassing, reminded me of that ex wwe guy who started screaming advice to travis brown during a fight

I actually got really annoyed with Anik in that fight and I usually like him. He was giving Stipe absolutely no credit. I just rewatched the fight and I think Stipe probably took the third round but as soon as the buzzer went Anik says 'likely three nil to the champion' as if it was a walkover.

Dana should just cut that boring decision machine. Nobody wants to fucking watch Leon Edwards

B-but he's khabib's kryptonite...

>Adensanya over Jon
No way lol Adensanya isn't a draw.

DJ and DC easily.

how many people were hyped for jones vs santons vs how many people are hyped for adesanya vs whittaker.

Think, you absolute moron

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Because people love Bobby.

Go suck his own 14 inch dick

you are delusional if you think Adensanya is anything more than a forced 'draw' from the ufc. same with O'Malley

Cruz seems disgusted by DC when they commentate together, is it all just an act?

Interesting, seeing as though he never fights.

hes tsundere, he really wants DC to dig double underhooks into his anus

People are hyped for Whittaker dumbass. How many people were hype for Adensanya Gastelum? You didn't even include Nate in your list which lets me know you're a cazzie. Nate is a top 5 draw easy and is above even Jon.

But when he does it's a guaranteed FOTY contender.
Hell, not fighting isn't a barrier to popularity, look at Nate Diaz.

His last two fights were brawls and his next fight is in Australia. People want to see him fight. Wouldn't be surprised if Colby was a bigger draw than Memebender.

go to sleep already miocic.

He doesn't waste time or energy on gatekeepers. He will only emerge from the mist to slay beasts

>Cejudo
Manlets have never ever drawn. Mighty Mouse had an incredible title reign and was given main event treatment and still never drew.

lol yeah I remember him. Worst fight IQ of all time.

Thinking about the other Irish user who put 800 euro on a failed parlay for last nights card

Go squeeze your anime body pillow.

Now that the dust has settled is Jon jones the most overrated fighter of all time?

Romero won the second and third

I thought it was 3-0 tbf and I was rooting for Stipe

look at this hader

thawlts?
streamable.com/tl92y

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BASED Hue Chad who only backs straight as his main defense

I'm in tears

I love Costas fighting style. Its bloodsport shit.

In Ireland we call it a trolley

I wonder who he votes for

Almost all of the champs are inactive, doesn't mean much anymore

When a company buys out his booze brand for half a billion, i don't think he'll give a fuck what anybody thinks

>left heem months ago
>spammy still here

>almost all
Almost all except
Shevchenko, Nunes, Cejudo, Holloway, and Jon Jones. Retard.

oh no no no.

I believe Woodley is legitimately ghetto born and raised. If anything, your gauge of his whiteness is probably his attempts to shake his ghetto upbringing.

DC turned down Moose for 30 lb lighter, 10 years older silva. dc is a fraud.

Moose just lost to a Bellator bum though, so who cares.

source?

foh fag
t.dude weed bro
COLBYS THE GOAT CHOO CHOO

you won't do shit about it except whine online you bitch ass faggot

Riley Reid ya dingus

That would upset the balance and give grapplers a disadvantage you sound like a casual fan from 2007 who thinks all clinching is just "hugging"

He won the story of being white, in more ways than one.

*Passes you a proper 12 shot*

Gall farted out so fast. NJ scam artist. dude fucking sucks.

Costa is crazy strong but if it werent for those long pauses cuz of fauls he would ve gassed out

Daniel my son , yuo must choose. Beautifully executed gameplan mixing in kicks, takedowns to make Stipe afraid of your slight boxing advantage. OR. Just walk in front of him and take as many shots as you like from the guy who's KO'd half of the top ten

>herb 'oh god they told me to protect dc. oh god theyre gonna break my legs. oh god im not supposed to stop it! oooohhhh nooooo!!!/
Herb dean is obviously on the take.

he definitely does really late stoppages for company favorites

Couldn't do it successfully after the first round and he was doing well on the feet. Daniel, really, was destined to lose this fight. Either stand and eventually lose via breaking, or wrestle and let the decision slip away because Stipe had the advantage after round 1.

I thought it was a funny picture, I had no idea you'd lose your shit over it. Weirdo.

Bellator

I thought you could have given 2 and 3 to Yoel easily

Yoel fans are retarded cazzies that jack off to blacked everyday

Do you agree that Dana White is worth his $20,000,000/year salary? Does anyone exist who could do a better job for the company?

I just watched the fight you can unironically give Yoel all 3 rounds

This makes sense, seeing as though they're always fantasizing about what he looks like naked. White culture for you.

He leans on whatever he can to protect company favorites. Absolutely bonkers to watch.

Can someone explain to me why some people are obsessed with Rizin? Their talent pool is mostly garbage. Their best fighters are Horiguchi and Tenshin and maybe the Asakuras and Prochazka. That's 5 fighters. Why do some dorks on here stay up all night to watch those shitty fights, half of which are WMMA. Rizin is garbage lol

yellow fever

Yes he makes the company so much fucking money. Only a snake like him can actually hardball fighters into such favorable contracts

The rules are less retarded than UFC, for one.

Are you familiar with the concept of "fun"

Was costa vs yoel the most masculine fight of all time?

I know homey, nothing against you. Gall is just a shitty person. The UFC signing the kid was bad, because the fans he had were all a fraud, he passed out t-shirts before the event. He called out what he thought were easy, high visibility fights. He hasn't improved or fixed his amateur gas-tank. All he's done is try to hustle sponsors and get on the pod cast club. He's the definition of a NJ scammer.

Who's obsessed? Also the UFC cards are largely watered down anyway.

apologize cazzie

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Because it's fun usually. Production value is high, it's a good spectacle. Also fun to see head stomps and soccer kicks.

he knocked fabricio itte out cold like a week ago you caz

would you suck shaubs dicc for 10k and you have to say GADOOSH as hes cumming in your mouth.?

The best part is when they get all teary-eyed and go on about how respectful the audience is and how much they appreciate martial arts when fighters grapple and reverse positions (i.e., stalling).

terrible reasoning to waste your time with low level talent and girl fights. you need to get laid if Japanese WMMA is "fun" for you
this is definitely it
still more than 5 relevant fighters. Asakura bros prob couldn't even stay in the top 15 for 3 straight fights

I just don't get how people on heem were raving about yesterday's terrible card for weeks. It was mediocre
Fair points

Imagine watching the UFC prelims but with more legal techniques and a bit of camp

Yeah, but I dont have 10k unfortunately

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Rizin has far less wrestlefucking than the UFC

Le ebin glory callback

And weebshits

Well it was free for me to watch and staying up all night is irrelevant to my life lol.

I never said it didn't, faggot.

go to bed puke

>40 years old

are steroids the fountain of youth, bros?

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Hey do these cringe retards post here?

youtu.be/I2LeJF7PrmE

The cage is gay and bad
Stomps, soccer kicks and knees to the head

He'd get wrestlefucked by CM punk

woah what's with the insulting language? no need

is he currently the best 42 year old fighter in the world?

Costa is absolute 100% based af

god i slept on the asakura brothers for so long

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yoel landed more head strikes in every round he definitely did not lose that fight

Grounded knees mostly

Rizin is fucking dogshit. Something bizarre happens in nearly every fight, with the fighter randomly trying to escape the cage or refusing to fight in general. You might as well be watching some generic Street Beefs clone on YouTube.

Why wouldn't I watch it before bed after a UFC card? I don't understand your argument. Should I just not watch it? It's not like I'm paying for it.

Someone give me the rizin show REEE

Just look at you.

mitrione is 41 and fighting this weekend. amazing that schaub was able to beat him with ease.

He landed less body strikes every round and always had his back against the cage.

because it is based

If you watch Rizin you are a fucking nerd simple as fact only post right here do not @ me

Yoel is lucking to be walking out of that fight not in a bag

He lost deal with it

I neeed the rizinshow lads

Such a rude person. Not sure why you'd feel the need to resort to this. I shall be telling the local moderation here.

I landed more strikes on your
mom's face with my dick

I like to watch nip prospects get btfo

t. cum guzzling schlob fanboy

all these disgusting weeb retards talking about how they watch Rizin cuz it's BASED XD and has LE EBIN STOMPS XDDD just confirm they watch mma for mandrama and pointless violence, not technique and appreciating the spiritual journey and strength of character that martial arts provide. I'm not surprised though I'm willing to bet 90% or more of these nerds have never trained and just want to feel included in some shitty daytime TV soap opera x karate larp mix that Rizin is.

Y'all are lame as hell

Is this the natty fighter 40+ year old limit?

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That’s fighting talk and you should know better than that pussy boy

poofc is dog shit. wake up sheeple

Has a Lithuanian ever made a good post? I can't remember a single instance of that happening

luke can i get an ibvite to ur new secret server pretty please

>spiritual journey

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is this a pasta

Who is that? What server?
Sorry to say you've lost me.

Right here

Lithcuck was never my friend

He's become a more mature person through the fight game. You'd know if you could take a second to stop nutting to fantasies of you huffing girl farts you dork
Anything over 30 words is pasta material for your teenage reddit brain

Potato famine was never a country

fair enough

How are the redditcord group bloodyelbow groupies dealing with Yoel and Horiguchi losing humiliatingly within 24 hours of one another?

You're absolutely right. Reddit is a superior website. You should depart this bottomless pit and never leave reddit again.

The same way redditchannel is. A mix of emotions

You cannot convince these individuals to see the reality in front of their own eyes. They have been indoctrinated with hours of Rogan regaling them on the superiority of cubans. They've absorbed the endless hours of non-white worship from the JRE to the point where their warped minds cannot handle a dark skinned fighter losing. That's why you see them rail so hard against such clear decisions. That's why you see them defer to the cuck media scores to derfend their argument. Clearly, they are right because the media machine that actively kow tows to the UFC and WME have agreed with them, there is no bias from there. Without doubt, it was the judges that had it wrong, not such sterling fight connoisseurs as the bloodyelbow staff. They are lost in the mist, unable to find a path without an approved talking head guiding them by the hand. Costa won. Yoel did not. Take this L, Team Costa gonna make your girl airtight.

I didn’t read this but I’ll withhold my thawlts until Schaub releases a statement courtesy of Luke Thomas

please luke i miss u

kek okay my salty reddit boomer friend.

imagine what the freak who comes up with this weird shit looks like

ask your girl

you could stop being gay, that would be a welcome change

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>waaah, change for me
post pussy

Lithuania is not a real country and has no basis in reality, Lithuanians should be under the heel of stronger races like the German Landtag or the Russians. Lithuanian people are subhuman scum who should be ground into goop and thrown into industrial scale incinerators. There has never once been a Lithuanian person of note, Lithuania has never produced a significant scientific discovery, work of literature or anything of cultural significance. Until the Germans civilized them it is known that Lithuanian pagans ate their children and did tribal dances around mudhuts. Lithuania’s greatest historical achievement was being the lesser partner in a ‘union’ with the poles. Lithuanian men are weak and pathetic creatures, it is our duty to step on them.

N

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Rizin > UFC. This is indisputable objective fact and seething will not change it.

says the dude who hasn't been near a vagina since he popped out 30 years ago

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join the secret heemcord. it's unironically what you're looking for. you have to make a username but that's no different from a tripcode or color ID.

Currently plowing your mom, grandma and gf, bro

Yoel won the story of the fight.

there's better looking people to use for your spankbank little guy

...

Can he beat Natty Costa bros? I got a bad feeling about his next fight after he murks memebender

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>Khebab couldn't finish

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Unironically a bad fight. What was that piccolo looking retard even trying to do?

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sorry its just that, uuuuh, ooo, aaaa, aaaaaaah shiiiiiit, fuck, your mom just sucked a fat nut out of me and it felt so good I had to type out my ecstasy

Are you done sperging out yet you fucking loser?

White muscle bound guy standing and banging with a black muscle bound guy, basically /pol/ in a nutshell, was Yea Forums's version of the Anderson Silva Israel Adesanya anime fight.

>Street Beefs

You have my interest

Dilate

>white

you're a creep

one more run at the strap, ese

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wassup chatri how u doin? found someone to buy one fc?

kek

Brendan Schaub is a liar and a thief.

hola mi amigo are u from manaus

bro, get the camera, nana's getting at the rim and you'll want this for the family album

Don’t bad mouth Street Beefs, that’s quality YT content

I love Iaquinta, but Khabib fans overrate him more than anyother fan group

heeminder rizin is a superior promotion in every way possible

Are Youtube channels the new meta?
youtu.be/rCD-lhhXmXA

It unironically was. It should have been a main event for it's own card tbqh.

thankfully no my friend, though i cant say its any better

yikers

are you the based Hue I was talking to about League and EU fans being fags a few weeks ago? God bless you irmao.

My favourite streetbeefs fighter is probably striking viking he has lethal power and is shockingly speedy and technical for a man of his size

He only people Schaub could beat in the HW division are the bums they paid to take dives for Greg Hardy.

ahhhh, there it is. I knew the previous generation worked harder

Costa was shook

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Schaub is unironically funny in his podcasts

I'm still mad bros Pettis lost me $100. What the fuck why is he so alternatively good and awful?

okay weirdo larping as a geriatric raper

nah bro sorry, im a dota 2 kinda guy. haven't played in ages tho

Some other user said podcasts are the new t-shirts, can't put it any better than that

"stop being a sour sport"
that's what nana said to tell you

When was the last time he looked good

he lost the same way against holloway and tony
what made you think he would win ?

lol okay freak

ahh I see. hope the TI is fun this year. Borrachinha bless

don't worry, they're enjoying it. Just try to be quiet if you come out the basement, they'll be very tired.

you're a loser spammy. no more (You)s for your mentality ill lonely ass

He's actually really good on camera, relaxed and able to be funny. This content is way better than a lot of top Youtubers. I'm impressed.

how can I be a loser when I'm the one fucking your girl? Jeeze, these dummies

I love Max. He's the best representative we have in the sport. Great human being, great father, great fighter, great champion. I hope the rest of his life is rife with joy and fulfillment.

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at 155 no one
at welterweight easily Colby but I feel Khabib has a solid shot being WW champ if he wanted to

He has the best top game and overall grappling acumen and technique at LW and WW but the size will be an issue. Usman is fucking huge.

>UFC Champ
>Child-like whimsical youtube celeb qualities

He has zoomer appeal. He should do well here. Could be therapeutic too.

Unfortunately 90% of the comments are people making fun of his tiny dick. This isn't gonna help his depression, pretty sure Blessed is gonna be a hero if ever loses his belt.

what a lying hader

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this one seems to have everyone in it

mongo

they only got into that shit for fighting

Then you know where you should fuck off to.

Any heavyweight heems him

Flushed on Flushed violence

But not at the only weightclass that matters

then go watch some kickboxing or muay thai instead of mma, dumbass

t. paki