ITT: Post footballer Tweets

Hajahahagah

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you got the Rooney one where he's quoting Family Guy?

Better post any sports-related tweets.

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So the idea is to post Tweets of people who stopped being footballers?

Basedboud Redpilledinejad

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>cernovich retweeted
best timeline

Need to recapture that tweet so it shows the date, not 2h

why did Dershowitch's lapdog retweet that?

The West Ham Way(tm)

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this one?

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yes
nice one m8

Literally no filter on this madlad.

Fucking based

He's his own worst enemy

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>family guys

is egg a common name calling in bongland?

#whenwasurlastleaguewasibornohyeahbarley

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>runs a popular car show on amazon with the same two buddies he ran a popular car show on bbc with
i think he's doing fine

Did an advanced search for 2011, the peak of the Age of Rooney.

shut up u egg

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#cheeky

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The original is twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1036685396837625856
You should take a look at his timeline, he's one of the best posters on Twitter. I hope he posts or at least lurks here.
twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1139587230803070976
twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1139165492126670848
twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1082916489961844737
twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1034777698479075330

hahahahahha

Why is Phil Jones Glen Quagmire?

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He was going bald at 16 lol

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no, I have never heard someone use egg as an insult
egghead for bald people is common-ish

based

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massive chin

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Blessed image for a blessed thread. I feel proud to have been alive during The Age of Rooney.

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My personal favourites are the mad banter between Wayne and Phil Neville.

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hahahahahahahaha

best in thread imho

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based and blessed rooney

Every time

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I mean it literally doesnt get anymore kino than this

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Imagine being one of the retards who thought Rooney was stupid.

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kek

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>on amazon

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Wayne Rooney is such a wholesome lad, miss when twitter wasnt so serious

kek

ini

this is the problem with social media now

So much vanity involved

says the guy posting with a name on an anonymous image board
faggot

Was it even established if Rio did indeed need picking up in the morning?

Gonna have to start using "I'm sure I can see tears!!!!!!!" in my shitposts

golden thread

Looked up tweets from Rooney to Phil. Looks like Phil lost his twitter name a long time ago and the name got taken by a Japanese person, so I can't check any of Phil's history without the wayback machine.

Found this beauty though.

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Kek

was howling for days after this

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wholesome banter

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so based

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Rooney's naughty twitter banter was truly ahead of its time

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to be fair he may have been being sarcastic

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such a wholesome lad

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Tried to find Rooney's first tweet. This was it. The genesis tweet.

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meaning more than one episode

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Based

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kek where did he even find it?

>chunk

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topkek

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Anyone got the paranormal activity one?

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Uhhhhh BASED???!

Nomen omen

Well to be fair, life is going to get worse for everyone due to massive immigration, including existing minorities.

Jeff Bezos is probably richer than the entire BBC so surely this is an upgrade

Blessed thread

Kek fucking love that one.

Based and redpilled

Top fucking kek

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Some of this guys tweets are great. Not Milner though

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fake and gray

Clarkson is infinitely more based than this nobody soiball player

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fake, hes the problem

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me irl

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based

lmao

Looks like a special case and his carer lol

His wife has a decent set on her to be fair to the lass

Shapoopi

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Beat thread on Yea Forums

Kaep isn't one of the 32 best QB's, but he is definitely one of the 64 best

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Who is this man lmfao

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Oh shit i remember this my sides

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was President of Iran from 2005 to 2013
I don't know who fredzannarbor is

twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1117500093375090688
Kek
here he is quoting a rapper,

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Gee wayne how come you get to support TWO clubs.

Inshallah.

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And neither of them is his local club, Croxteth FC

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Based

this thread needs more Andre Gray tweets

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based

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Agreed

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based

why football slags all look same?

cursed image, pls delet

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god Michael Owen really is a charmless, witless prick

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Chapo detected

>james Madison
Who?

until you realize he was probably paid to tweet that and the guy replying would never say that to his face

Cerno is a Dersh plant though, wake up sheep

M A D
L A D

Whats the proof of this beyond the filing the lawsuit in the epstein suit?

Says the trip faggot without the slightest hint of irony.

>without the slightest hint of irony.
i think you might be autistical lad

trust norooney not even yourself

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>Leg.
youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ

I have a student with Down's that dead-on sounds like this.

HOly fuck. My monitor is covered in water

>popular

i know who jezza is, but not the literal who soccer player.

Kek, calling people "peasants" on twitter is a surefire way of endearing yourself to the masses. Everything about Owen is loathsome.

Jej

forgot about this one

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Plays for Leicester, Clarkson is a Chelsea fan, they played each other yesterday.

Her tits aren't the only plastic thing about her

Top left
> In my neighbourhood, you didn't need to score 3 goals to take the ball home. Being a gypsy was enough.

Top right
> Good evening to everyone except @riverakiko because he's too fat, man

Bottom left
> I'd bang [Casillas' wife] Carbonero without a doubt, fuck Iker, I'm sure that son of a bitch has a shorter cock than the side of a euro coin

Bottom right
> Why do some 14-year-old girls have such huge boobs nowadays? Is it because they hold their breath while they suck cock?

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I wonder if he got the girl in the end

tbf, maddison is fucking gash though, if he wasn't so shit on three seperate occasionsn that game, lestah would have beat chelsea.

> Women are like parachutes, if you don't open them, they're useless.

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Basado

great thread, in tears right now

based retard

Lmao
Sounds like a huge idiot though

Fuck (social) media managers

>second-most streamed show in UK
>first season watched by 27% prime subscribers worldwide
I knew mudslimes are retards but come on.

He saved this one on the rebound tbf.

Back to Yea Forums

Immigration raises GDP per person

good lad

based Maddison. fuck that senile old faggot tory nonce.

literally no one gives a fuck about the the grand bore or your retarded statics

goat tweet

>Is the lead presenter in one of the most famous TV shows in the world.

Literal who.

Anyone have the one with Nasri exposing tht Massasoit and saying she gave him head and also recommending everyone to go to her to get a good bj

seethe

Maybe this is where Belle DelTHOT got the idea for the bath water thing.

.>the absolute state of northerners

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Kek how old is this?

hahaha what a faggot

old white men who voted for brexit

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Based

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based

I love this one

wow

Uhh is this for real

those that don't get pegged by their significant others yes

What does rppney have against Neville?

we should have tried harder to protect Rooney's innocence

Is this real? What the fuck

Wrong!

Does anyone have the asshurt argentine fan tweets from copa america/world cup

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well its trending on twitter atm
twitter.com/search?q="True Geordie"&src=trend_click

your peasants, your serfs, your general rabble

Holy shit it’s real

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Holy shit

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HOLY SHIT

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What the actual fuck.

Kinda fucked that the person he was talking to leaked those

Unwoke, lads

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Who says it was them and not him?

bruh look at this dood
look at this cuck!
OH NO NO NO NO NO
*wheeze*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
look at those messages!

Yeah I know, desu it’s not that big of a deal, it’s just jokes that he presents himself as such a hardcunt when he likes sucking dick after it’s been inside his girlfriend

Maybe you’ve never messaged anyone on Instagram before, but the screenshots are from the point of view of the person he was talking to.

Thats why you always flirt over the phone not through texts/social media

He voted Remain

And?

It's banter, la

He gets pegged by Belgians and Lib Dems

I don't get it?

Who's got beef with Greg Wallace?

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>disliking based gregg wallace
>liking faggot jack whitehall

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supposedly he's a horrible twat in person. There's multiple accounts of this from varying sources.

i dont get it

he replies a year later

Y I K E S

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Absolute U N I T

britbongs are unironically the kings of making up insults from completely mundane everyday words
i think it's the accent that makes it viable

Sounds like a copypasta

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Idk about elsewhere but in scouse you can make almost any word an insult with the right context and intonation. Fuck off you sponge

a scouser once called me a "meff" and looked pleased with themselves, as if they had laid unto me the greatest of insults

but when you look a scouser up and down and sneer a bit, like you know you're better than them, they get very riled up (because they're insecure)

This can't be real but footballers are retards so I can't tell or not

Based

Why would he be retarded by tweeting that?

Fuck off Owen.

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best part?
Twitter is blocked in Iran.

truly a man of culture

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Fuck off ya meff

Alpha tweet

What an absolute meff you are.

when I was younger I thought most British girls looked like Keira Knightley or Emma Watson....

i do ;)
hehe

ahmedinejad is the best account on twitter. Iranians are great shitposters

well if you really do then maybe you could fuck my ass and shit on me

Badge also both QPR and Chelsea tbf

"you have a dumb haircut and suck at your job" is a much deeper burn than "uhhh you're old and bald," definitely giving this one to clarkson

Maddison is good enough at his job to be paid millions as a 20somehing chav. Clarkson is a twat.

okay fine butjust view this in isolation, maddison should have chriped him about chimping out on that mick, something like "Jeremy! Sorry you're upset did you arrive late and miss the hot meal? xD don't hit me!" but he comes across as butthurt and lays down a rooney-tier tweet

Based, Clarkson is such an arrogant cunt, used to be funny about 15 years ago but not anymore.

Oh look it's mostly Johnny Foreigners who have no idea how irrelevant Clarkson is now because the last impression they have of him is that time they saw him on the TV over a decade ago.

One of the only correct posts in this thread.

Same
Then I went there, never been so disappointed in my life.

no, yank, he absolutely BTFO clarkson with that 1 tweet already

>I get upset over the political opinions of some boomer who talks about cars so I'm going to pretend that calling a 70 year old man "bald" is an epic burn

Where in the OP were politics mentioned mate?
Where in my post were politics mentioned mate?

You're not too bright are you mate?

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Iconic

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Except those JFs are right about Clarkson though.
You utter fucking clip.

Why do brits get mad and immediately hate anything british that becomes popular around the world? is everyone there just a massive cunt?

Fake but the real one he has is a gorilla emote of joshua and a goat emote of himself.

Wholesome Rooney

lol so you're going to act like your dislike of clarkson isn't political? come on dude. even pushing that to the side, okay fine clarkson is an asshole, but it's a basic bitch fallacy to drag that into this twitter exchange. you are claiming that calling an old man bald is a more incisive insult than calling out a chav for his dumbass rent boy haircut. that is conpletely asinine and you're pretending that clarkson got bested because he's a big right-wing meanie, just admit it. you can grandstand and bloviate all you want to the crowd here, but deep down you know I'm right

Who is this?

Nah they're not, Clarkson is literally irrelevant now

It's nothing to do with his nationality and everything to do with the fact that he's irrelevant

>inventing a reason because you're that butthurt
Didn't read the rest of your post

Very based

Some faggot Jewtuber who talks about football and MMgAy. No surprise that he likes sucking black cock and eating shit.

t.bald boomer

The whole "footballers nowadays are a bunch of poofs that care about cars and haircuts more than playing" is annoying whiney boomer nonsense
Saying "lol fuck off baldy" is based and zoomerpilled

Great thread

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maddison has strong deano energy

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That tweet aged well

James pls go

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Strong bantz

The good old days

don't get it

I guess we just have different sensibilities. I'd much rather be a curmedgeonly boomer (who is also rich as fuck and has had incredible, pioneering success in his field) than some limey who lost a fight to a bottle of hair gel. top gear was, by the definition of the words, a widely international success. in 2119 people will still be watching top gear, not some twink blooting a ball past Fulham

imagine being a 20-something manchild who watches tv shows about cars.

bloody grow up.

>says the guy shitposting on a thai sock puppet forum

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Based

What do boredom and advertising have to do with whether it's definitionally football?

>10 likes
my sides

Jesus Christ

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Boring Milner got obsoleted when it turned out actual Milner was funnier

Is piers being outed for being a pedo?

kek it's real chroniclelive.co.uk/news/police-warning-after-true-geordie-16781378

I think this might be the greatest image in Yea Forums history. I've seen it for like 12 years or something and it never fails to make me laugh.

Except it isn't. Today's footballers are weak and soft cunts

based bosniak banter

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the TRUE Geordie!

he was one of the commentators for the Logan Paul vs. KSI fight

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Nick Bosa is an NFL d-lineman, got drafted 1st round this year

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Why is he trending?

Fuck I love that man

because of

admitted to being a cuck, wanting to eat shit, and having large dildos in a DM to some random slag

Clarkson isn't right wing

It's a journalistic persona where he would write commentary ranging from railing against political correctness and acting contrarian to making mildly amusing and frustrated observations from his life with hot takes on social issues and this persona which is contrived hasn't been relevant for about 15 years like other anons have said.

>american banter

>maddison should have chriped him about chimping out on that mick, something like "Jeremy! Sorry you're upset did you arrive late and miss the hot meal? xD don't hit me!"

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Based GOAT

the absolute state

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He was playing for Fleetwood Town at the time tbf. The fact he went from League One to winning the PL and breaking its scoring records in like 4 years is insane.

he must be really horny after the humiliation of this coming out
dont make fun of him lads you only make it better for him

>when americans ruin it with tweets from irrelavant sports

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shut up u egg

Based Argies

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Kane posted his image when Spurs were in the title race. Vardy posted his after they drew with Chelsea.

The profile pic of baby Nasri makes it so much better

If you call someone an egg, its used in the context of being a bad egg. typically more of a northern saying.

I've heard someone from Sheffield refer to another as a "chosty egg", I still have no idea what it means

based

this.

Based

Based pogdab

>1.6k replies
Oh there must have been some seething down by the Mersey

I used to call a girl at school a Gappy Egg but definitely not too common in the south

when i went to liverpool someone called me and my mates chopsticks, it still stings

> irrelevant
calm down ricegum

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Who the fuck even is true geordie?

More importantly, are there any developments to the story?

>he doesn't know that jezza and the boys are redpilled
seethe

yeah they're all secret labour supporters

Ahead of his time

word is he was secretly married with a kid, so not only has everyone found out about his fetishes but his misses found out hes been dm'ing slags on instagram

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What the hell

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