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>Stipe felt like a bitch
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STIPE'D
Costa is unironically natty. Costa bless
Champ Shit Only
Costa lost to a 42 year old lmao
Anthony Pettis record since losing the belt
>2015
1 loss
>2016
1 Win 3 loses
>2017
1 Win 1 Loss
>2018
1 Win 1 Loss
>2019
1 Win 1 Loss
Perhaps my worst parlay ever.
Oh, well since we're dropping truth bombs Yoel beat Costa. I'd leg heem any BR animal who disagrees. Brazil is a dump.
Cope
Just took a yuge Showtime Pettis
is the spammy OP? He always loses his shit when no one posts in his thread
Mope
Costa pushed forwards most of the fight and chopped Yoel body and legs hard. The only time he got dropped was because of a slip meanwhile he dropped Romero with a hook straight to the jaw.
> muh takedown Costa got back up immediately so It doesn't mean shit and shouldn't count. By the third round Romero was running and jabbing while Costa was unfazed.
Judges, fighters and Americans are biased against Brazilians. specially a good looking and successful Brazilian
> inb4 pushing fowards means less than puffed up strikes
by this logic thiago santos should be champion. See how americans are biased against brazilians?
COPE
Nate is unironically flushed, such a shit performance
Masvidal would brutally heem him
Who is the fighter no one dares to call out and why is it El Cucuy?
Accidentally cormier'd my pants lads
Only thing Costa had going was pressure, Yoel landed cleaner and way more strikes while getting two takedowns
Any Yoel/Costa webms? legends
Khabib calls him out all the time
>lost
Just Sergio Pettis'd my gfs pussy
This begs the question, -1000 odds and gets knocked out.
Fuck Dominick Cruz for acting like Yoel got robbed and calling /ourboy/ Paulo "annoying". He should just be fired he's shit at announcing. He was just mad he's never had a fight as exciting as the Natty Bowl.
>way more
Yoel landed like 2 more shots than costa and it doesn't even matter cause costa outstruck him in round 1 and 2
oh no he fella ontopaa da guy so he win. fucking mongo logic you cunt
>poisoning the well
kys spammy/coral
Masvidal is literally a meme that used a sprinting start two fights in a row.
Just checked Costas official record where is the loss?
Ryan "Solver of MMA" Hall
Yoel won the fight.
> yoel landed cleaner strikes
no he didn't, re-watch the fight
> two takedown
Costa got back up immediately so its irrelevant
costa won the fight, the battle, the war, and most importantly he won the story
Are LHW's/HW's retarded? It literally took 25 fights until someone just threw a left hook to this fatty's body and figured out he can't defend it
Full list of salaries for UFC 241
Stipe Miocic: $750,000 (no win bonus)
def. Daniel Cormier: $500,000
Nate Diaz $250,000 (no win bonus)
def. Anthony Pettis: $155,000
Paulo Costa $120,000 (includes $60,000 win bonus)
def. Yoel Romero: $150,000
Sodiq Yusuff $28,000 (includes $14,000 win bonus)
def. Gabriel Benitez: $40,000
Derek Brunson $190,000 (includes $95,000 win bonus)
def. Ian Heinisch: $25,000
Khama Worthy $24,000 (includes $12,000 win bonus)
def. Devonte Smith: $23,000
Cory Sandhagen $154,000 (includes $77,000 win bonus)
def. Raphael Assuncao: $79,000
Drakkar Klose $56,000 (includes $28,000 win bonus)
def. Christos Giagos: $28,000
Casey Kenney $28,000 (includes $14,000 win bonus)
def. Manny Bermudez: $20,000
Hannah Cifers $28,000 (includes $14,000 win bonus)
def. Jodie Esquibel: $10,000
Kyung Ho Kang $44,000 (includes $22,000 win bonus)
def. Brandon Davis: $21,000
Sabina Mazo $20,000 (includes $10,000 win bonus)
def. Shana Dobson: $12,000
The retard is you, I already told you that defending his body is what got him headkicked
Stipe was just trying to guarantee a story victory
Who gives a shit. Yoel should have came forward and stopped backing up like a bitch. Is he scared to get hit? Did anyone force him to get in the cage? If you run the whole fight, trying to win on points, milk the questionable groin strike, and then lose the decision I don’t feel sorry for you. Good shit Costa.
I wish he would desu
Costa won the story
Didnt jon jones prime him
By leg kicking his body first?
Tbf anyone that makes r*ddit cuckoldianoidaloids seethe has already won all past, present and future stories
>Getting exposed by a can in your supposedly final fight?
What a sad ending. Always had a soft spot for DC
Based cazzie thinking Nate is anything more than a gatekeeper same as George, except he is pillowfisted, has atrocious wrestling (gets thrown around the age like a ping pong ball by any decent wrestler) got knocked the fuck out by Josh Bumson, got dropped multiple times and beaten my McGasser.
Even Nate's cardio shat the bed last night. He is flushed, Masvidal will end his life
Yes, defending a bodyshop is what got him headkicked. For all he knows stipe was planning the same
It's hard to aim for someone's body when they're pummeling with GnP. Only Jones and Gus were able to stop his takedowns in LHW. Stipe in HW everyone else he out classes and stops them either with GnP or by Submission.
Spyder Silva figured it out too late tho. He hurt several times with to the body in the last round.
That's just over complicating things. He LITERALLY could not defend the left hook to the body
>Sodiq Yusuff $28,000
jesus
All he had to do was back off and circle around, he literally kept plodding forward weaker and weaker
I'd let Costa fuck my gf anyday. What a chad
it ain't there lmao
Stipe got more than dc? Source i dont believe it
cringe, I would suck his dick tho
DC is the champ so he gets PPV points, on this card that's several million dollars
>Derek Brunson $190,000
>Ian Heinisch: $25,000
How is that legal kek
>Couple million
>For his legacy and a truck load of CTE
Was it worth it?
Doesnt getting ppv's shares depend on the contract? Doubt only champs get em
Drakkar Klose made 36/36 in his last fight against Bobby Green, which he won. But he made 28/28 in this one? Who are these fighter’s managers?
yeah probably fuck it it's the last fight anyway and you've already knocked the guy out in 3 minutes
Only champs unless you're a munster drawl
mma casual here, when is his next fight? is he getting the winner of khabib vs poirier?
What's next for cormier now?
HUGE BET
He will be the backup fighter in Abu Dhabi and we all know either Khabib or Poirier will drop from the fight. Champ shit only
He is confirmed to be weighing in as a replacement for the main event.
Tiramisu will heem himself with the weight cut and be unable to fight. Tony will step in and BTFO Dustbin.
Damn
At least its not a bad pay
Hopefully he gets a lot more from modelo hehe
Diabetes
Now stop posting these webms, they unsettle me deeply
he's done, he just didnt want to say it last night after getting btfo
DC probably gets installment payments like Brock, easily makes a million a fight
So happy /ourboy/ did it lads
>This guy comes up to you and asks you to come on his podcast
What do?
Also youtu.be
Stipe took gear. That is why he was leaner and more jacked.
DC only loses to gear heads
You prefer Priscilla?
NIGGERS
Maybe, but he could kick your bitch ass and makes a lot more money than all of us. Cope, bitch. There are a lot of gatekeepers in MMA and in life. At least he has been somewhat successful. What have you done?
Me too
Nothing stops this train
The real question is how many fucking world class specialists and genetic freaks can bobby knucks beat
Jacare Yoel Yoel Adesanya Costa
Poor cunt
couldn't they do a fucking rogan impression?
Jesus the Jews really pay them fucking peanuts for risking life and limb
Absolutely fucking atrocious impression, he didnt even try
Josh Thomson wasn't a bum in his prime
He was
>bumson making 200k
what the actual fuck why
>lucky hook against werdum
>tapped against Overeem
>Chin pre-deleted by ngannou
>flushed by DC in the pre-rematch
Has there ever been a bigger fraud?
he was you bum
>more jacked
stipe has never looked smaller wtf lmao retard
Flush Bumson was always a can
don't forget that he has literally NEVER won the story
His arms looked bigger, and overall he looked more cut. Almost like a LHW
yoel would have been heemed if it was 5 rounds
clicked off right as he started talking
>JAMIE LOOK UP HOW TO IMPERSONATE A DRUGGED OUT MAN WITH A BALLSACK FOR A HEAD
It shouldn’t have been that hard.
DCs win in the pre rematch was a fluke
BRRAAAAAPP
no he didnt
DC lost in hilarious fashion and is flushed/retired. get over it
Am from the future
>DC retires
>Jon moves up to heavyweight to challenge Stipe
>Ngannou fights Lewis
>winner faces stipe/jones winner
cap this post
Name 1 good DC win
Rumble
lewis
>went to the future
>didn't even have the balls to check the Stipe/Jones winner
Literal tosser, gtfo off heem
the first stip-
ahh shit he cheated and eyepoked
hmmm ok how about rumb-
oh wait he was a heartlet who quit
i guess gusta-
already flushed by jon, split decision
idk bros...
Stipe still have the dragon inside of him.
I'm a stipe fan dude. He looked strong going in but the first round he looked like Francis in Ngannou v Lewis
How was that a good win?
Crumble quite literally gave up because he was retiring and wanted it over with
>come home
>realize once again the natty GOAT put an end to Yoel cheats and is now the most fearsome MW
>realize once again Stipay put an end to the DC HW meme
It was a good weekend
Rumble would have heem'd Jones
>le gets taken down and quits man
>
>le swang and bang with a broken back man
nahhh
AJ x 2
AJ utterly embarrassed everyone else when he came back to the ufc
based post
aj is a can crusher. Name 1 good AJ win
Conor wins the story AGAIN
Come on AJ were good wins, Gus too.
gus was already flushed. AJ quits as soon as he gets taken down.
Wrong
>DC picks up another win over a can then loses to Jones at HW. Retires
>Stipe/Ngumbo is next ends the same as the first
>Nate beats Masvidal then Mcgregor 3. Retires
>Pettis fucks off to Bellator
>Costa heems Whittaker
>Yoel beats Hermansson but misses weight
he gave bader the most embarrassing loss possible and bader to this day is still a top guy
name one good win
Opinion:
DC is even more (physically) talented than Jon Jones, he's faster and probably stronger, but lets his emotions get the better of him, that's also the reason why he's obese, he's an emotional mess.
>Jon tells him he could take him down
>First fight DC wants to take Jon down even if it's tactically a stupid as hell decision
>Wants to run over Stipe and fights guns blazing with his hands down until he got tired as hell, didn't block the bodyshots just to try to hide from Stipe that they were hurting him to his demise.
No and no. Also, did someone make a webm of Paulo' salute or do I need to bother making one?
big tongue energy
jones beats dc because of his longer reach and size, jones loses to stipe, stipe will leg kick the fuck out of jon
when you consider that this is a free win for khabib this card is terrible
Khabib Nurmagomedov (c) vs. Dustin Poirier (ic)
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira
Magomed Mustafaev vs. Don Madge
Khalid Taha vs. Bruno Gustavo Aparecido Da Silva
Ottman Azaitar vs. Teemu Packalén
Liana Jojua vs. Sarah Moras
Belal Muhammad vs. Takashi Sato
Nordine Taleb vs. Muslim Salikhov
Omari Akhmedov vs. Zak Cummings
Joanne Calderwood vs. Andrea Lee
Adam Yandiev vs. Punahele Soriano
I've got JBJ via eyepoke KO in the second
He beat the fuck out of Gustafsson
>This is a PPV in the UK
>241 Wasn't
DC got memed by the same tactic twice by two different fighters, attacking the body to make him drop his guard and heeming him. He can thank his wrestling for his career.
Imagine not using your free eye poke per fight
gus was flushed
PPV points don't mean shit anymore since UFC has trouble breaking 100,000 buys even on big cards with the ESPN+ paywall. if daniel cormier gets 1 dollar per buy, he at best came out with 200,000 dollars in addition to his flat rate.
lmao get cucked pakis
can someone post webm of costa kneeing romero? some claim it was a clean shot, lets clear the air
Name 1 good Gus win
Really now, after that fight, Gus gave DC the fight of his life.
>Joanne Calderwood vs. Andrea Lee
Wait, is this allowed?
DC is a can. Name 1 good DC win
has anyone face app'ed this one?
redpill me on the azaitar brothers
>Nate Diaz returns in california
>Two juiced up monsters fighting to the death
>Guaranteed heem heavyweight fight
as if this card didn't sell huge, Dana already hinted that it was a very good night for ESPN+
it's time brehs
Name 1 good post by you
all of them
DC is the eternal cuck
>2nd best LHW ever
>2nd best HW ever
Never number 1
Plus it got him a mid round break like the nutshot in round 1
jon jones
Lmao only thing Yoel did was stick his tongue out and try to get as many useless jabs in, Costa hit him with those street fighter combo's to the body and head, leg kicks/head kicks.
yoel had twice as many strikes to the head
Just like Yoel and we learned it on the same card.
>Honestly, I just bought a new home, lived there for two weeks. I’m going to go in the hot tub, the pool, let my body rest and then we’ll take it from there.
Based Comfy Stipe.
based
costa won the first 2 rounds
useless jabs like I said
And costa had like 50 more body strikes than Pisselito
i thought yoel's jabs were pretty effective
How is he second best when he heemed Steep inside a round in the first?
yoel would have been ko'd just like dc
Fedora is the best HW, Stipe isnt even top 5
yoel won the 4th and the 5th
Stipay is a simple man and enjoys simple things
Based
I think Jones beats Stipe, easily actually
But he won't take that fight
He would have to fight someone his own size and use dishonorable wrestling
i think this webm has been altered
I see you soon boi
>Stipe absolutely beaming while figuring out and using the snowblower
Based simple man.
yeah and this would've sold plenty of PPV's under the old system. welcome to the new era.
>the best HW
>>natty GOAT
Nate was way bigger
I really hope Stipe defends the title at least once. Then Tim Sylvia will no longer be tied for most UFC Heavyweight title defenses.
He's fighting Ngannou again, right?
How can stipe be considered best HW of all time if he's 1-1 with cormier, for me he has to beat him one more time
Prime Tim Slyvia would gadoosh Stipes peahead
Cazzies havent watched it and dont "remember"
hard to win the story when he cant speak english
that's the only logical fight, i think he wins it again. that was an absolute war with DC, definitely needs a good amount of time off before then though
Werdum is the heavyweight GOAT
Stipe got lucky and Werdum wins the rematch
Literal 229er
ngannou permaheems stipe in the rematch
Stipe just literally retired humpty dumpty, that's enough for me
That's the original video. The UFC uses CGI on McGregor.
based and redpilled
Fights to make
> Stipe vs Ngannou 2
> Nate vs Masvidal
> Pettis vs Lawler or Luque
> Paulo vs winner of Israel/Whitaker (= Whitaker)
> Romero vs loser of Israel/Whitaker (= Israel)
Cormier should retire
>Stipe just literally retired humpty dumpty
are you stupid? cormier has a chance at another nice paycheck and possibly beating Stipe, why the FUCK wouldn't he? it's a way easier fight that jon at 205
Well, we all know that
DC is flushed
because he's going to get heemed into a living death next time
i dont care about anything else, but please for the love of god can khabib meme end
>Stipe vs Ngannou
Ugh i hate rematches
Is there anyone else at HW?
>Memebender gets murked either way
Schaub
I'm pretty sure Dana isn't thrilled about Cormier cockblocking an entire division before retiring (a bit like GSP vs Khabib)
you and I both know it won't end until Tony rips his face off
AHEM
Name a more flushed gym than AKA
dustin broke the streak
he will break it again
>Stipe vs Jones
>Ngannou vs elementary school math equation
Prime Fedor would kill Stipe and it wouldn't even be close.
Lmfao
im definetly sacrificing a small mammal for dustin to win
Didnt you watched the fight? That's okay friend, some of us have busy schedules but you can catch up using the official sources available online :)
Lads I still can't believe what happened to Gucci...
2019...I am forgotten
In Many ways DC KO'd Stipe
Khabib is the Mayweather of mma. He will go down as undefeated legend
absolute state of AKA
pride was a work
fedora was 0-4 in shiteforce
>DC shat the bed and couldn't meme himself as the HW GOAT
so close yet so far broskis
Fabio maldonado
Is AKA the most flushed gym of all time?
pettis vs askren is the fight to make
fedor got heemed by a middleweight LMAO
it's crazy to think none of these guys were actually any good
Well, I'm back from probably the most egregious involuntary vacation I've ever gotten.
Unironically thank you to spammy for having my back.
Guess the fighter by the record
>22-9
Absolutely flushed
Asscream is already fighting Maia
Nate? Masvidal?
pettis
Yes
>21-4
what did he mean by this?
holloway
and now you've gone too far
DC's diabetic-inducing diet, coupled with his genetic predisposition to T2D, is already a karmic bubble he'll have to manage in the near future.
looks like anthony "cantime" pettis' record if i'm not mistaken.
Correct
>30-7-1
Whittaker
How did Romero survive this head kick. He doesn't even look human
brunson landed the same headkick, made anik yell out "he took all that shit" on fs1
I wasn't here for the fights, how did /heem/ react to the Cost/Romero decision?
Did most people agree or disagree?
>Rogan: OH!
made me laugh
Based Big Tim
Friendly reminder that Yang is a bum that picked DC and Pettis
Yoel got robbed
probably good head position, so he didnt go sleepy, jsut wobbly
he literally put Paulo in a wheelchair by headbutting his shin bone here
Why don't all fighters get their necks fused and a titanium jaw like RDA?
It's that easy to become unheemable
Ourguy Costa won the fight, story, narrative, rematch, and war
Many had Romero as the winner and were visibly upset by the decision. In hindsight I think Costa won it.
yoel won
go check the archive you goof, re-live the moment
people that don't long for a negro to shag their wife agreed Costa won and the rest is history
50/50, but it's leaning towards 80/20 for Costa on here. Cazzies still seething tho
No suprise a faggot like that is wrong about fights, he’s wrong about everything
romero always win the last round but cant never win the decision
29-28 Yoel
Impressive win considering he was facing a steroid user half his age.
>exposing yourself as this much of a turbocaz to your voter base
not gunna make it b
Post your paycheck. Let's see how much you earn.
Are you guys gonna watch ksw 50?
My boy robocop is fighting
>"He was not going forward!!!!"
He also did everything to cover up the eyepoke of Yoel
>t. Chaim Nosenberg
Poirier is far harder fight for Tony than Khabib.
provide the stream and i will view
*opens mouth*
Just watched the PPV via torrent. Does BT really mute bad words? You cant hear anything Stipe says in the postfight.
when is it? i always miss ksw for some reason
Can't have those children that stayed up until 5 in the morning to watch two mean fight in a cage hear foul language
me
26 days from now
I know its a bit early i just wanna hype up my boy roberto soldic
One of the best WW outside of ufc
Imagine how fucking hard Costa will hit Adesanya.
I'm all for Whittaker but if Costa loads up on skinny ass Adesanya like he did Uriah Hall, Adesanya is done for. Kelvin fucking Gastelum nearly got the better of Israel. Costa's power is on another level. Israel has already been recently knocked out, Reddit just likes to pretend that he's some invinsible monster and not some skinny nigerian who uses his long reach against a division full of manlets.
youtube.com
Alex Pereira doesn't have the power that Costa has.
I picked Paulo but thought that Yoel won, was pleasantly surprised when heard the decision
His punches are fucking satisfying, I can understand why half his opponents give up
>Aspen Ladd's bantamweight licencee after gaining 18 percent of her weight between weigh-ins and fight day against Germaine de Randamie at UFC on ESPN+ 13
that's a shame
as if you could understand it anyway
based
this man just wants to put on a show and heem people
It's very clear that Paulo has a good chin and zero respect for that little twink, I don't see that fight going past the 3rd minute
There will never be an Adesanya Costa fight.
Adesanya loses to Whittaker 99/100 times. Whittiker will be forced to fight Costa (sadly Whittiker always gets juicy sluts) and will probably lose.
Maia by TKO.
correctomundo. i don't even like costa but he took a clear 2-1
Stipe should be fighting at light heavyweight.
This has yet to be disproved. Yes I've been waiting since 5 pm GMT.
Isreal will be ducking that fight till the day he retires
He will have even less respect after the first punch (which he will not feel obviously) and then probably just blitz him.
>two grapplers with almost zero striking experience are forced to brawl it out
unironically looking forward to this
i give up i can't think of anyone in the ufc with this record off the top of my head lol
ur gay LOL
BOOM disproved
Former UFC, Eddie Alvarez
Maia has good striking buddeh
>LE UNBEATABLE SEXY BODYBUILDER MONSTER NEVER LOSE XDDDD
Never heard this one
I should be fighting at bantamweight but can’t give up Popeyes
I wonder how long her photographer has to shoot and then photoshop for her to look not like a fucking chimp.
She’s aging like fine milk
Me but with burgers
Anyone else notice how old some of the ring girls are looking? Chrissy still looks great but last night they were really showing some age
I'd love one of these skinny bitches to go full braphog
based.
She wasn't there last night so I couldn't care less about the rest of them
Rumble is the one who flushed him you cazzie. This was Gus coming off the best performance of his career he wasn't flushed lol
Lost 50 bucks on all my bets last night
i dunno, the only ones i like are chrissy, red and the negress and they're all still good
which meme did you fall for lad?
paige vs. joanna at 125 would at least be a funny fight
Should be one year contracts then new crop of talent. No women over 22
Only way to do that would be to change divisions as Costa is two years younger than Israel. But LHW has absolute killers who are more explosive than Adesanya.
Also, why does Israel have the face of a soulless infant?
Good one, I would have said Aldo but not sure he lost that much, now try this one.
i'd rather watch joanna vs valentina's sister than her vs michelle waterson at 115
DJ or Fronkie?
Extremely redpilled post, make them work by hour so you can cut their wage even more
Nah bro they're iconic at this point. Who even cares if they're fit, it's just lie Bruce Buffer they are part of the scene.
DC, Brandon Davis, and Romero
>Pettis broke his foot
Notice he always has an "injury" when he loses
Where does Cain rank?
I care if they're fit poofter
Epic.
3rd behind DC
im gonna be sad if joanna cant even beat waterson
name a ufc fighter who has lost their last 4 fights but is still ranked in the top 15
cain is a can who got flushed by a bjj guy
DC threw the fight
Thats the only explanation i can come up with as to why DC abandoned the ground game after the 1st round
Rematch when
Thawlts?
Stipe is the goat ufc HW the only debate is the "Prime Cain" meme, but accomplishments wise it's not even close.
maybe someone in the midgetweight division, I don't know their names but they sure are adorable
conor
Nope. If it wasn't clear enough, that's one that never shoot obviously.
there is 0.0% chance waterson wins that fight
>cejudo and chael picked pettis and DC winning
what a bunch of bums
>brunson 190k
what the FUCK
>Brunson paid more than Costa
lol wat
bookies love him
it's called pornhub.com you fucking mong
Tony vs Habibi
Or
Tony vs McNuggets
No, DC is just a faggot that has to "prove a point" in every fight. Remember the Gus fight?
imagine fighting in the ufc and making less than a nurse lmao-
Who here /purple/ feet?
it's okay, he stuck his tongue out
Sorry faggot is not a word I should be saying even on Yea Forums ):
Absolutely gutted I missed last nights card
What were the prelims/undercard like?
Probably gassed himself holding up stipe for no reason in the first.
You misspelled based
We get it. You want to suck some Costa peen.
In the last ten years, what UFC fighter has the greatest reach-to-height ratio?
Jon Jones is 6th.
/box/ GOAT Artem is 3rd to last.
Based Masvidal not wearing purple feet like the two nerds
DJ?
Conor?
why didn't Lawler just stick his tongue against Assburger and Coby?
weidman
what did he mean by this
This. He looked tired as fuck by the 3 minute mark in the second
based woodley
DC had a more impressive knockout over Stipe. At best, they are tied. I think DC is the better fighter how ever.
350th
decision decision decision decision decision decision decision decision decision decision decision
Yoel fans are cazzie retards that jack off to blacked everyday
>loses against whittaker
"B-but he did da more damage so"
>loses to costa
"B-but he used his jab a lot"
97th
Magumbo?
i may jack off to blacked but that has nothing to do with yoel winning 2 and 3 against poolo poosta
Pretty sure the judges didn't notice Yoel's funny faces, no surprise they gave it to Costa
Kevin Pee
Stipe be like
dc only ko'd stipe because stipe had just come off the ngannou fight cazzie
26th
4th, solid guess
NEW
More like
"B-but he stuck out his tongue a lot"
Is it Kevin Pee?
>NOOOOO. HE STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT AFTER GETTING HIT, HOW COULD HE LOSE? NO NO NOOOOOO
when is conor vs nate 3?
costards unironically believe playing possum means the guy is actually hurt
Hardly fluke first round knockout vs a masterful change up and finish. DC fans might not want to admit it with all this "story of the fight" bullshit but the real story of the fight is that Stipe broke DC down like the little fat bitch he is.
Jones is first rigth? Were are you getting 6th from
Someone post the jamal was asian streamable please
Diaz heems khebab
At this point Costa could beat DC. Hell Jon Jones running as LW can still a HW DC.
DC eye pokes his way to victories.
He's 4th
Easy place to store your mouth guard when u got big ears
Marcus Brimage?
god this was such a fucking great fight
fershure b, he was rape-a-doping Costa in a 15 min fight
Also, Yoel is a multi-millionaire now, he obviously didnt care about the fight, otherwise he murks that roid freak with his pure natty strength
Playing possum in an mma fight is very low fight IQ. Judges will think you're hurt
costa needs to get run over by a bus the piece of shit he lost the fight
Jones is 6th. It's called basic division, reach over height
I make a modest 64k a year
Which is good since I came up from broke immigrant parents. Not OP tho.
cmon dont be like that
howtheyplay.com
Jones has the largest ape index, dunno were you are pulling your numbers from
8th
Who were the nerds and virgins who were trying to get into fights with triple C when he was in the crowd?
Why is their so much Roidmero cope posting? Old man lost to a hungry bigger lion no shame in that
It didn't even cross my mind that Yoel may have won that fight. I was confused when the crowd started booing. It's not until I checked the /r/MMA discussion thread that I saw all the Yoel nuthuggers were crying that I realized the decision was "controversial".
Yoelito won't see a dime of that 27 million
rope-a-dope and possum arent the same thing caz
Tony vs Habib
Conor vs Peahead 2
regardless of the outcome of Habib vs Peahead
Maybe try picking a career other than human dogfighting if you wanna make money
Kevin Pee
I was unironically hoping that Costa caught him with a good uppercut making him bite his own tongue
David Branch
>My son, Little Daniel, just asked me "Dad, are you retired?" and, uh, I said, "Well, I don't know, pup." and he said...I said, "Would it make you upset if I am?" and he said, "No."
youtube.com
just some 12 year olds
Britanny's ass is AMAZING in person
data collected from the tale of the tape shown before every ufc fight, have you ever watched one?
Yoel is a bum
mentally gadooshed
You are wrong
it's fucking over
S
124th
4 losses in a row and still ranked = tecia torres
Poel was being backed up the entire fight lol
His kids either probably don't care/understand or don't want to see him get hurt so he already knew the anwser to that
Of course he fucking won't. People were celebrating that steroid fuck's victory in court like he just won a lawsuit against Boeing. He sued a fake supplement company that wasn't even there to defend itself so he could get the suspicion lifted off of him
4-7 in his last 11, still ranked Anthony Pettis
compare jon jones #6 to kevin lee #4 you fucking negative iq subhuman
After the lawyers get their blood money he'll probably owe them
His ape index is lower you turbo brainlet
reach divided by height dumbfuck
Retard
Britbongs should be banned from talking about MMA. Literally every fight scored by you bongs is wrong. You nerds need to just stick to boxing
Uriah Hall
Paul Daley
Miguel Torres
Georges St-Pierre
Brock Lesnar
Tony Ferguson
Tyron Woodley
Conor McGregor
oh for sure octagon control is a munster when you're getting your head snapped back every jab
No more runs at the strap, son.
so you admit you failed 2nd grade math, thank you
What's the answer? No one knows. The ratio is weird when you could just use the ape index.
Based
Lmao how is Adesanya even allowed to fight Bobby without having faced Yoel. The division rankings are a joke with the UFC giving every next best hype job a shot. It should be mememan vs Chad, winner vs Yoel, winner vs Bobby
here with rogan screaming
Uriah highest on your list at 12th
Rope-a-dope is a munster strategy in mma. Worked great for Robbie
Pooel's jabs are like Ngannou's haymakers
Khabib is white
...
>ape index
i'll stick to relevant numbers not something some soi blogger invented
>fell asleep right before kanna's fight
>she won
based
Interim belts are a joke, imagine being a champ by beating Kelvin Gastelum.
trying to think of a nickname for stipe miocic, all I've got so far is in your dick or in your clit but no ideas for his first name
rope-a-dope implies shit is landing
aside from the first round paulo landed nothing significant while yoel busted his face up
Can you just tell us who the biggest reach-chad is user?
Is it megan anderson??
Now imagine winning the """real""" belt by beating a real estate agent ranked 11th
i usually refer to him as "poo-pee"
You wanna buy a condo?
skeet peeoshitch
is Kevin lee the biggest disappointment or it is ortega?
kek what a semen slurping sport
Kevin Pee was never good
What if you expected nothing from them?
I got like 83 inches
and my arms are pretty long too
ortega had a choice
at least kevin lee is still young
Costa's gonna get bald JUST-ed soon. Better hop on that finasteride or slow down on the tren injections.
>Soi blogger invented
You're retarded
en.m.wikipedia.org
wouldn't have been necessary if conor wasnt ducking tony and tony hadnt got hurt
how is she such a can
uh, Ortega fought from the means streets using the power of the immigrant struggle and modelo
You're right Yoel wasn't doing rope-a-dope he was just standing and sticking out his tongue with his back to the cage the whole fight. Paulo was working the body unlike Yoel who was only landing jabs.
He's too much of a natural Chad to get justed. He'll just embrace it and become daddy mode
>tony hadnt got hurt
Tony fought on the same card as Kebab and McGregor did, numbnuts.
Bantamweight prospect and Xtreme Fighting Championships veteran Cornelius Godfrey was reportedly killed early Thursday morning in a motorcycle accident in Columbus, Ohio. He leaves behind two arms with a combined reach of 82.5".
>(((wikipedia)))
>legit source of knowledge
according to your kiked out article, it's exactly the same as my numbers, so what the fuck are you talking about exactly
1 year ago user had a choice. Submit to islam or swallow the properpill and see that Conor wins the rematch.
based retard
Conor McPlumber couldn't even knock a 90 years old boomer.
What does that prove? Conor hasn't fought since then and Tony's called him out.
Did Conor blow it or was he always destined to remain a scummy chav?
Then how is Kevin Pee above Jon if Jon has a higher ape index? And wiki has sources dumbass you don't just rely on the wiki page like some brainlet.
>6'3" 84in reach
Underwhelming
Irish are the niggers of nationality
*sticks out tongue*
Should be updated with " the third round and the war"
he was always an asshole but it's now compounded by money/drugs/CTE
Nate is scared of Tony.
I SEE YOU SOON BOI
What if during the next ppv, someone stormed the canvas and took a fat shit right there on live TV, and then heemed themselves via bullet?
Oh yeah I forgot about ferg, why isn't he calling out that lad? not 'cool' enough?
They'd never get past security
>*fakes nutshot*
>*stays longer on the tool*
>*stales the fight to recover*
>*eyepokes you*
>*sticks tongue out to pretend you are not hurt for the judges*
>*takes all the roids*
>*loses anyway*
pettis did better against ferguson than he did nate diaz. so naturally, nate beats tony, which means he's the new goat
Errybody is scared of Tony
He's scared of LW. Now he fights LWs at WW so he can have a big size advantage.
Next card is in china and starts at 11am
kek
Reddit told me Sandhagen was "le Reddit underdog sleeper" but he's already being paid like a late career professional wtf?
>Inch shorter than Jon
>Half inch less of reach
Yeah this was lame
>pillowchinks
>w"mma"
>never heard of a single fighter on the card
shannot be viewing this semen slurping card
based and comfypilled
Hey guys check this out
*motions for everybody to hush*
Yoel! do the tongue thing!
Herschel had the GOAT genetics. Looked like a 25 year old at age 50, full lifetime natty, only eats 1 small meal per day and fasts the rest of the day, doesn't work out except for some push-ups and sit-ups.
*sticks tongue out for ref*
>f-fuck stipe
Anyone here confident they could take connor mcgregor?
My stats
>6'0
>220lbs
His stats
>5'9
>155lbs
I reckon I would have a fair chance.
If Yoel threw more shots instead of trying to tongue Costa's boipussy he might've actually won the second round and the fight.
Brunson is actually a UFC vet at this point
imagine having a son that turns out like that
how diaz vs masdival goes? (if you was rooting for pettis by leg kicks or headkick or submission you are not allowed to answer this question)
He couldn't handle the natural pressure
Can you guys like schaubs standup vid so it can throw off the dislikes?
youtu.be
Thanks
>close match
>robbed
My stats
>6’0
>85KG
I don’t think I have enough size, you’re a much heavier guy.
How the fuck does someone have legs so thin. I'm a fucking omega lanklet and lower legs is like size of his thigh
literally the worst card of the year
he'd shrug off your feeble attempt at a takedown and repeatedly touch you on the soft spots of that meaty ting you call a face; you don't have a snowball's chance much less a "fair" chance, whatever the fook that is
Nate by sub
*sticks tongue out for yoel*
Unless I'm remembering it wrong Cruz said "I don't know what the judges were watching" as if it was crazy to say Costa won that fight
Monk heems Columbo don't @ me
Honestly I hope you're cutting soon
Is 20 too late to start my budding career in MMA and become the next Irish champ champ
can you post the supposed low blow?
>McGregor
Yeah he's a manlet even for LW standards. There's a reason he cut weight until he looked like he just came out of Auschwitz. He could only fight midgets.
oh ffs I thought it would be a late start and was looking forward to being comfy
Thanks for the heads up
poominick crud was right for once
Depends on your size. If you're at one if the bigger weight classes you could probably at least make the ufc.
Yes about 10 years late
If I can bench 2pl8 and OHP 1pl8 for reps then I have a fair chance at knocking the untrained man unconscious with one punch, even with sloppy technique, right?
by that logic Thiago Santos should have won
get out of here filthy cazzie
This is my size
Yes, unless you are a Derrick Lewis level physical beast.
No because punching power comes from your biceps
it's tough b but fer sure I agree
oh and one more thing
I disagree *gadooshes you*
That’s meme science why would punching power come from a small isolated muscle group and not the compound muscles that generate a ferocious amount of momentum and force?
Santos should have won. But I'm fine with close decisions going to the current champ.
depends on whether you tink like dey tink or mewve like they mewve
why is he laughing at his "own" rehearsed jokes?
It's the muscle that connect your fist to your body. The power from your body is bottle-necked by your biceps power. The stronger the bicep, the harder you punch.
Time to max out of my bicep curls and become the most efficient curlsbro in my gym
santos didnt have the better striking retard
...
CTE
I watched the fight on mute and I thought Yoel won a very, very close fight. Later rewatched with sound, and heard the boos when Costa was announced winner. Seems like the judges did not see the same fight as the crowd and Cruz.
I started to train mma related stuff at 21 and I think you can catch up pretty well if you do 3+ hours a day of practice plus diet and cardio, try to look out for a good gym with a dedicated team of coaches and get into all the competitions you can
Yes he did. Jones only put pressure but didn't land anything.
No it's not. Mma is a no talent sport. Work on your boxing and get a bjj blue belt so you can avoid submissions and you're golden.
lol look at the top of his head
Curtis Blaydes, JDS, Derrick Lewis, Volkov, Overeem - all rank bellow Ngannou. The only Stipe matchup that UFC would prefer over Ngannou would be a HW Jon Jones.
Zhang vs Andrade looks promising to watch.
Also Zhang is the favorite to win.
just gay desu
Last night right after Miocic took him down, DC went in with the sloppiest TD attempt you could imagine and put himself in a vulnerable spot. You are exactly right, he's emotional and it makes him stupid/impulsive.
>who cares if he can't fight throw him in, he's part of the scene
Retard
Someones gotta reverse that webm, that's some voodoo shit how Yoel got back to his feet
This guy is straight up WWE style and I like it
Nick please
He's just unheemable
>Implying you don't want to lick costa's boipussy