/heem/

No he's fighting Masvidal. Conor is only relevant to cazzies now.

I told everyone that those eye pokes did him in. No one believed me.

Is that a European president? She's hot. But Trump probably didn't invite stipe.

3 scary 5 me

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Because he's also Croatian. Immigrant Mentality won him the match.

She is the croatian president and stipe is croatian

P
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R
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Wtf? I love Croatian women now!

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Stop

We applaud Europeans when they put heritage over the US but hate when Mexicans do it ok double standards

Loads of combat sports fans celebrate Mexicans for being tough as fucking nails.

schaub bless

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Stipe is American you retard

This! Nate Diaz is Mexican and Conor said he's a Mexican Warrior and loved his fight because he has heart when fighting and very tough.

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Nobody likes Mexicans 90% are on welfare and don’t pay taxes

Holy shit she's sexy

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european americans don't refuse to learn english

you silly boomer lmao. AmeriCAN isn't even a thing

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His parents are Croatian and that probably convinced their milf president to invite him. Can't blame him if a president invites you you show up it's a based experience. Trump only invites mma fighters who wear his hat.

Yeah because their skin is the color of poop so it's a no-no

For all I know Cain is loved in Mexico if the president invites him I'm sure he would show up but he's not the champ at the moment.

He literally calls himself croatian and has a tattoo of croatian crescent on his leg, retard

Whiter than you, UMA! :^)

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Why did the UFC cut mommy?

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I know Andy Ruiz the boxing HW champ got to meet the Mexican president recently. If Trump ever invited other mma fighters I'm sure they would show up too. I bet Stipe would even meet Trump if he was invited.

We just hate when Nigerians do it tbqh

Here is miocic wife and daughter
twitter.com/i/status/1162492662731235329

Yeah but if I were given the choice between meeting Trump or the milf I would meet the milf 9 times out of 10! :^)

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ColbyvKhabib for the new 165 belt and Jones, DC for the 220 Cruiserweight belt are the fights to make

Who has the best looking wife in the UFC?!

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That's true that milf has some big ol milkers. You couldn't really blame anyone for picking her.

Dont women have large tits in the us?
I would say she has normal tits for a woman her age

I thought pic related was the Croatian president? I been jerking off to this for like two years now thinking this woman is powerful

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Conor Mcgregor
Al Iaquinta
RDA
Michael Johnson

YOU WERE SAYING?

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soon

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That's only 4 people out of his record.

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holy shit he really has only beaten cans lmao

The only female president we almost had was Hillary and thinking about her sexually is completely nauseating, but yeah the normal girls here have big tits. Just not the politicians (besides Tulsi Gabbard)

I think that's Coco... Ice T's wife.

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>Conor Mcgregor
heartlet manlet crusher

>Al Iaquinta
real estate agent on 3 days notice

>RDA
post USADA can

>Michael Johnson
lel

That is Coco Nicole Austin, Ice-T's wife.

Yeah I love skinnier women with large tits and wider hips
I wish I wasnt autistic

that bitch'll always be the president of croatia to me

punditarena.com/mma/dodonovan/opinion-khabib-nurmagomedovs-mma-record-is-extremely-padded-and-absolutely-baffling/

hoping diaz smacks up masvidal

likewise

>-let memes
go back to r/incel.

what are your reasons

after he destroys dustcan poopier, you coping whitoids will have no choice but to accept him as the GOAT.

Its coming

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Stipe is the only GOAT! Those eye pokes removed prove it!

So I was day dreaming that I had to fight Jon Jones.

We had a very nasty back and forth at the pre-fight press conference and it got really personal. Anyway, the fight starts and I fucking heem his ass in the second and land a bunch of unnecessary follow up shots. Then I turn around and start mocking his family; I'm flipping them off and pretending to cry because his wife and children are sobbing uncontrollably. His brothers want to fight me, but I just heemed Jon and they know there's nothing they can do.

To my horror my mom has quietly been watching me physically pretend to do all these things (as I normally do), and I have to scramble to explain to her why I was flipping out.

Does this mean I'm autistic?

Does anyone have news about what was going on with colby in the crowd with all the other fighters? Who was trying to get at him and why?

Are him and jorge not boyz anymore :(

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It's tawlf b, but at least we can all bond on our shared autism

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youtube.com/watch?v=Edgh_RwqO-Y

Based on this video it was the crowd giving Colby a hard time.

No wonder why Croatia almost won the world cup, just look at the size of that brapper.

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Hips are just necessary for a woman to have, I cant stand a fridge body

>Are him and jorge not boyz anymore
they are not
masvidal has gone full la raza

>goes to the 4th against Canor Mcnowrestling rocking a gut and straight off a 5 day bender
>goes the distance against a shitter Cowboy dominated (lel)
>decision against an ageing gatekeeper
>subs a middle of the road journeyman with a close to 50-50 w/l ratio
LOL

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>thinking Jorge and Colby arent cooking this whole thing up for the inevitable showdown
cmon lads

Tony Ferguson decides to move up to 170 and slice everyone with his elbows and ends up fighting and beating Usman!

Nate Diaz did the world a favor by calling out Masvidal. Send that boring bum Leon Edwards back to the prelims where he belongs. Nobody likes that piece of shit.

Khabib finna pay Dustin in full for taking this fight with about 300 GnP strikes.

gib milky milks

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Yeah with the chanting but dana said he had to go in there and break up all the fighters

Based Ice T

How much longer can he realistically duck tony? No trolling

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> say you hate cops
> routinely play cops in movies

he's already ducked him twice, he'll never fight him

Tony pulled out at 223 retard and then ducked Max for the title eliminator and then openly talked about regretting it

Ik you prob have bitch tits but stop making emotional arguments like a woman. Tony has no idea you exist and doesn't give a shit about you defending his honor with retarded narratives.

khabib, calm down. Have some tiramisu.

bit cranky there mate. reckon old mate hit a nerve

'ate shitposts and brainlets
simple as

>Perma banned from r/MMA for calling someone snowflake in reference to Colby

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seethe

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...

His whole life like the bitch he is

Usman Covington
Diaz Masvidal
Till gastelum
Edwards Ponzinibbio
Johnny Walker Corey Anderson

Theres your Msg card faggots

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>r/MMA
back up doot

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what did he mean by this?

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writing is too poor to really read it with any level of investment tbqhwu

explain

don't lie, you were there to give people ass pain.

>colby fans on reddit
Not a surprise

Im croatian too, can i fuck ur president now? pls

his jaw was broken

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BestSinceDay0 is that you?

> Ice-T was raised in upper middle class suburbs of Summit, New Jersey and Los Angeles, California

I think we need to meme the term "interim champ" into "money in the bank". This should be easy seeing as Colby is the ic. This establishes a couple things:
>restores the integrity of interim champs by guaranteeing the next shot
>pisses off dana by conflating his product with Vince's
>will push the fighters into to go full kayfabe and turn this shit into a circus

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who the fuck is ponzinibbio

>Edwards on a Main Card

Please god no

Yoel's eye looked real bad this week. Makes me feel a lot differently about Whittaker/Romero II

Can't fucking wait till Dustallah "Abraham" Prophetieir fucking SHITS fury down Kumar the Kuffar's infidel throat after locking him down in the Bavarian Brainbind for TWENTY FIVE (25) straight minutes.

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peach of an idea, b

he's the argentinian santa claus, we all know he's real but never see him

I like the Edwards vs Ponzi fight because at least one of them has to lose

Gas is fighting Hermansson in Copenhagen
I like the rest though. Add Rakic/someone to the main card imo. Or Cejudo title defense but then Diaz prob gets butthurt about being third down

fallout ghoul lookin ass

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Post walkouts
youtu.be/nmO0OZC6Ifk

Hermansson is a fucking beast. I want to see him fight either of those Nat Daddies from last night.

more a necromorph, if you ask me

Conor wins the rematch!

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Hermansson is fighting Cannonier not Gas

cannonier should change his nickname to the cannon it just works

>fallout ghoul lookin ass

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looks more like an oblivion character

Oh true in that case Till/Gas at MSG is great and the post user made above is perfect. I'd still like to see Rakic at least headline the MSG prelims though, he's a beast himself.

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Conornier! :^)

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Cannonier literally means "cannon operator". His nickname should be "The"

he lost the story of the fight.

Oh for sure b I agree 100% and I'm definitely not mad at it

Good to see middleweight becoming the true premier division of elite athletes. 205-265 is a bunch if slobs and lanklets while the elite are off playing divegrass, At 185 you have guys built like corner backs.

Romero, Costa, Hermansson, Cannonier are the baddest dudes in the division. Whittaker and Izzy are just fighting for the right to be a human sacrifice.

he was SHOOK

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>introducing now...
>FIGHTING!
>out of Dallas TEXas....

>THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>JARED
>CANNONIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Unironically Yoel wasn’t even trying

he was a model before yoel touched him up

Conor wins the rematch
Pettis wins the rematch
Askren wins the rematch
Ortega wins the rematch
Rockhold wins the rematch
Romero wins the rematch

DC wins the trilogy

Chadsta doesn't get shook

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Dillashaw wins the rematch. First vs cruz then vs Cepoohdo

so since guchi lost to a random can does that confirm all the chatter about him being the best bantamweight in the world was retarded weeb hype?

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>top tier
Hendo, Benavidez, Garbrandt, Mighty Mouse

>trash tier
Tito, War Machine

>towel tier
Khabib

I completely forgot about Megan! :^)

are you guys ready for the memes?

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You can go back, thanks.

Bisbong is up there

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So I just realised something

DC lost against Stipe, and lost the story of that fight too. But by doing so, he actually ended up winning the story of the 2nd Jon Jones fight. Many guys missed this, it's extremely subtle but I was blown away once I realised

The wife isn't that hot but the daughter is
a serious prospect atm and will be a smoke once she's in her prime
(20ish)

Mai waifu

shut
the
fuck
up
luke

before

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who is this horseface snaggletooth

Romero lost the story and the fight

After

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>t. amerimutt

DELETE THIS!!

no one cares what you think

>Romero lost the story and the fight

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Absolutely based

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thought costa did enough to win a close decision

But I thought he was going to and was looking forward to him running over romero in 2 minutes. It was underwhelming.

Man cormier is his own worst enemy, also how the fuck did gay jesus lose that decision?

What the hell was Klose doing calling him out?

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nah, he just kinda lost

maybe you guys should discuss it haha

> haha
why is that funny

Damn I can't believe Stipe lost AGAIN! :^)

You're honestly retarded if you think Romero vs Costa was a robbery. Costa won rounds one and two. Really fucking simple.

THIS, also Celts aren't, Nords aren't, and Anglos aren't. When you do your research you discover "white people" don't actually exist, "white" is a cultural construct like gender

"cultural construct" is a cultural construct

haha relax man it's cool lol

there are a lot of retards in this world my man, also my guess is a lot of jealous haters against Costa as well

>there are a lot of retards in this world my man, also my guess is a lot of jealous haters against Costa as well

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Who here is hyped for Schaub’s MMA podcast tomorrow where he opens up with “I didn’t watch any of the fights”

the worst poster on /heem/ bar none

>the worst poster on /heem/ bar none

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Imagine being named stipe. What a loser lol

he went by steve for most of his life

People still watch that?

Because mexicans stink and drive drunk blaring mariachi music and drive down wages and monopolize public services that they don't pay for

>My boy Stipe man, getting it done... Wow... But I feel for DC I really do... That sucks for him with everything he had going for him in terms of legacy?... Yeah it's one of those fights where you love to see it and you hate to see it.
>But man the UFC needs to get it together with ESPN+?... I still can't figure it out...

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Schaub keeps striking this hour long dismantling and destruction of his life story off youtube
vimeo.com/352604749
It's from the same guy Beige Frequency who made a review of his special.

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Stop shilling your cringy video, zilch

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Hendo creeps the fuck out of me. Legit psychopath vibes

>fight and beat cans
>duck opponents who would give you trouble
>be mentally ill
>be worshiped by xdsorandumb faggots

Yeah I dunno what that's about

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I did not make the video. You're just scared I'm going to expose the real Brendan Schaub to /heem/ and /heem/ will turn on him

Think it's one of those cases where it was easier for others growing up, then he probably hit a point in college or something where he decided that he should go by Stipe since it's actually his name.

I mean I've flip flopped on how I call myself to the point where when I'm introducing myself, I have to think for a bit what people around them will refrer to me as. My last name is a first name which is what I often go by leading to people thinking that my last name is my first name and not knowing my first name at all

This is good

He's been a cop for 2 decades on law n order

You know people don't have a weird faggoty obsession with him like you do, right?

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He loses the Porier rematch

and he's still singing his cop killer song
and he's a shit actor
and he grew up rich

Barboza

Is Stipe considered a "wrestler" base fighter? Did he help bust the wrestling meme? Whittaker and Max are already two non-wrestling base champs.

yeah im thinking hes back

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Had no idea nate had a kid

Tony ducked Khabib faking a knee injury tripping on a "cable" and then ducking Max

Tony is a pussy

Costa has the most kino fight style

There's this guy, he makes youtube documentaries, calls himself "Beige Frequency". Now, I'm not normally one to form an opinion but this guy manages it for me. It's nice, really, not having to handle that myself. Guys a real hate filled son of a bitch, though.

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Getting mogged by an old man who wasn’t even trying?

>Khutbib Seizuregomedov couldn't finish

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i broke the news on /heem/, you cazzie

>THALNOS YOU'RE A DUMP, ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK!
>I GOT ONE THING TO SAY, WHITEMANE I'M COMING FOR YOU!
>IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE FRONT DOOR, I'M GONNA KNOCK IT IN AND I'M GONNA TAKE WHAT'S MINE, THAT EPIC BELT!

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streamable.com/lm44r

Wrong 8/8

i can see him faking an injury after his next fight and then hold the belt other 6 months due ramadam and then fight gsp or Conor until November 2020

>Faking a knee injury
>Got fake surgery
>Got a fake giant scar
Sounds legit

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hi beige how about you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers you fucking obsessed freak

>Paulo getting Mogged
lol

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*1/2 times

you do realize Tony tripped over the wire with the intention of blowing out his knee, right?

He finished the potato nigger

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Now that Luke Thomas is behind a paywall I depend on Schlob to recap all his opinions for me

Schaub is based that documentary is cringe

You just said it was fake you kike

Yoel was clowning on costa in the final round. He was heeming him against the cage and pulled a chad move and let him duke it out center ring

now the dust has settled and cazzies are gone we can all agree that dc only "won" the first match because of eye pokes

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not that dude, I was just trying to make a funny

Tony purposefully kicks metal beams to get out of fighting Khabib

Fun facts Khabib has fought top 5's and Toilet Tony is fighting bums like Urinal Cake Cowboy, Kevin Loo Lee and Potty Pettis who all have 3 loss streaks on their record

oh fer sher that was prime goob right there

>cazzies
cringe

Oh yeah that makes perfect sense my dude. Whatever fits your little narrative.

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He won the belt from beating a guy outside the top 10 then he beat a guy who only had one win at lightweight

the old team quest guys are all psychopaths

imagine being american

Yes. Big facts.

The chubby negroid manlet eyepoked the shit out of him again. Thankfully he lost.

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I tend to believe Chael's story about what a dick Hendo is.

nice vpn faggot

Imagine being diet American

You can already see the CTE

Iaquinta was #10 with significant wins over Jorge Masvidal and Diego Sanchez on a 5 win/4 ko streak

Also the entire roster ducked Khabib with several people like Eddie leaving the organization completely

stipes lucky that schaub is now a cawlmedian

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why

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Same here, first name nobody can pronounce. I made the mistake of introducing myself to half the people at work by my last name instead, and the other half by my first, now nobody knows what the hell to call me

just pretend ufc is gone for a week bruv

>that guy doesn’t even have a picture on his profile
the state of this card

Yes, and if you do more research you will learn it was invented by jews to blend in with europeans when they commit crimes

Jung Da Un is my rap name

Nobody was ducking Khabib. Khabib just never fights. Al took him on a one day notice lol. Al's Masvidal win was a robbery and was 3 years before he fought Khabib lol and Sanchez was completely flushed by the time Al fought him. Sanchez was literally the first ultimate fighter. You're actually helping me realize how much of a paper champ Khabib actually is. Khabib was supposed to fight Eddie at 205, but he got cucked out of his title shot by Canor of all people and Eddie left the ufc to get laid more.

The mike tyson of mma

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>gets booed out of the ring
lol
youtube.com/watch?v=FXGNlx9HJ6I

Laughing off punches like Paulo did is so much more based than sticking out your tongue like Poel. The salute punch was based too.

diarrehabib is next

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Based

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>Jamahal

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>Iaquinta was #10
YOU GREASY LYING FUCK, HE WAS #11 AFTER BEING RANKED #14 ONLY DAYS EARLIER WHEN HE WAS SCHEDULED TO FIGHT FELDER YOU FAKE FUCKING SHIT

Laqueesha

>mfw a hater hating

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Love the salute punch down the center, was such a fuck you. I feel like that fight was our only shot to see Yoel get slept, now he will probably retire before ever finally getting humbled

>Khabib fans have to make shit up to make Khabib look like less of a paper champ
Oh no no no the absolute state of Khabin fans

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>you DO realize
I realize that you write like a fag

Chinese propaganda

Edwards is a pussy, glad to see him get cucked.

Pooptega

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Andrade will be able to defend her belt against the Chinese girl in China... right?

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he had a choice.......

I wanna bang that booty in the doody girl spread em

Chadssica Chadrade

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Big lol

I would just call you FAGGOT! :^)

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my mom heems everyone in this thread

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lmao

Croats care about diaspora Croats?

Kek, fitting that he is fighting on a card in China

NO NO NO NO NO

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?

clawya

what if Val and Claudia just started eating each others asses ??

based coach, keeping them at bay

nearly every european government (if not all?) provide easier citizenship and immigration to their recent diaspora indicating that they do care despite what they say about "american larpers".

I'm rewatching 241 and saw Tony in the crowd. Did he ever get a shout from the camera? It looked like he was next to Cejudo.

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yes

better than her previous one i guess

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Kevin Pee

copy cat

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BUILT

based skeeter

t. cazzie shitter

First time seeing a female manlet, damn she's repulsive

youtu.be/0Ple5TQpITI

What do you guys think about this HW prospect? Should have the basic tools to make noise in a weak HW division.

First T City now Kevin Lee. By the time I get my shot at her brap she's gonna be totally roasted

she literally stuck with him during his amateur career, drove him to train and one point lived out of their car

SHWAAAAB

EVERYONE involved in last nights threads!!! Anons, Jannies, your picks, /heem/ etc. i have been doing shitposts for over 20 years and last night was INCREDIBLE!!!

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Holy shit khabib really is a cancrusher

Dustin won.

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Listen to bym pussy

>fight 27 smoliakovs
>uNdEfEaTeD

that's like me fighting 27 of you clowns here on heem and then pretending it's a real record

Most of the people Khabib has fought don't even have Wikipedia pages lol

Pettis is so injury prone, it's a shame for him. Even if his breaks are not actually breaks they're obvious causing him series pain because he didn't quit getting mauled by RDA for 5 rounds. His foot looked broken.

Khabib has only fought 12 fighters with Wikipedia pages. Literally anyone can make a Wikipedia page and only 12 of the 27 dudes Khabib has fought have one.

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Dominated Conor, RDA, and Iaquinta.

He's the GOAT

Based Holloway trading seats to sit beside Colby and keep the peace. Max is like a capybara or sonething, gets along with everyone

Holy fuck. Poirier is going to kill this 11-1 rat.

>he fell for the mandrama
lol

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LOWKEY HENDO

what mandrama

Colby getting the whole arena to chant "Colby Sucks" in a card he wasn't even fighting in proves he's a draw

>The irish gassing bum with a broken foot
>Some spic
>A real estate agent

K-k-killers, Bryan, for SHORE! But who could forget

>Magomed Magomedov

PEAR OF A BEAR, ONE HUNDOOO.

is cejudo /ourguy/?

This.

Living in Coral Springs, I know 2 people that are close with Colby. They tell me he's the nicest guy in the world behind the scenes and he just wants to make his money and retire.

Entire thing is an act.

They chanted "Fuck you, Colby" at one point.

>BREAKING NEWS

worked

Nate vs. Jorge is going to be hype as heck.

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Khabib has 6 top 10 wins: Conor, Al, RDA, Barboza, MJ, Healy. He's either tied with Ferguson for this stat or one behind him

Poirier has 3

It's not gonna be close

crinfe

> wearing a trump hat is mean

If white people don't exist then how do you know who has all the privilege?

>Al, MJ, Healy, Canor, Barboza
lol

>crinfe

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You'll be right about one thing when the Dagestani Rat gets knocked out by the true competitor.

It's fine if you don't like them for whatever reason but they are all quality scalps

bases

Whatever. May the best man win. Idk why y'all legitimately hate him. You don't even know him. Just appreciate the skill imo

But he's gonna have mandrama autists spitting on him in line and dogging him the rest of his life

Prime Crocop heems Stipe into a bellator contract

Al, MJ and Healy are cans like his first 17 opponents were
Canor, RDA, Barboza were favorable matchups

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Al wasn't even a top 10 fighter when he fought Khabib and Healy only had one fight in the ufc before Khabib and went on to lose 4 in a row. Canor only has one win at lightweight in the ufc. One dimensional Barboza got wrestlefucked by Kevin Pee and flat lined by Gaethje.

Are there still people who didnt realize this yet?

So who at LW isn't a favorable matchup? How many truly great fighters has your favorite LW beaten?
Conor sparked Eddie, calling him anything other than a great win is arguing emotionally. Khabib also beat Barboza at his peak value as he was coming off the KOTY contender vs. Dariush. Al is a fringe top 10 imo, depends on the matchup. He did beat Lee after all who is also top 10 quality. Fair enough about Healy, he's the weakest of the ranked names for sure.

More important than how highly one values any of these fighters is the fact that Khabib has cruised by every single one without the least bit of resistance. He's only officially dropped one round in his UFC career. It's been total domination, which is impressive given the level of competition. OTOH, Poirier struggled with Miller and MJ and Tony with MJ, Lando, and Pettis.

Nate diaz is bad against lw's at lw, bad against ww's at ww, but good against lw's at ww.

also conor won round 5.
49-46

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I bet I could take you down.

*sprawls*

I live in Springfield, my bro used to roll with Colby all the time. Said he was super chill and humble in the gym, very professional. The heel act is so obvious I don't know how anyone falls for it.

lmao and people were claiming Masvidal and Max weigh the same

>So who at LW isn't a favorable matchup?
Tony I guess
Gaethje could be interesting but I don't think he can do it
Gillespie if he gets there could pose a problem, but he's untested
lots of WWs if Khabib decides to go up in weight, but I don't think he will
I'm a bit worried about Poirier doing it desu.
>How many truly great fighters has your favorite LW beaten?
It's Khabib and only RDA I guess

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I forgot Khabib and Dustin are up next I can't wait!

Listen kid, do you honestly, HONESTLY think you could heem me? Since you're new around here I'll let you off with a warning, but know this: If I felt like it, I could snap your neck like a twig. I could knock you out with one punch while giving you whiplash and fracturing your mandible. I could crack your dainty little ribs with a single well placed kick and I could bust your liver on command. Don't let me catch you around here again little punk.

okay

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Fuck USADA, if it weren't for them we'd have female MMA fighters looking like THIS

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Careful guys!

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what's with that bottom reddit part

all natty baby

I don't know I don't visit that site.

Khabib is undefeated

I don't think Poirier will have the TDD or bottom game to be too much of a struggle, but he could stun Khabib on the feet. He carries his power and output pretty well into later rounds.

I don't think Gaethje or Gillespie can do it. I think Gaethje's TDD and cardio wouldn't hold up and Gregor is too small and inexperienced.

Tony could do it, but again, he's too willing to go to his back and Idt anyone is going to beat Khabib's top game.

I agree he'd struggle at WW but guys like Usman and Woodley and Edwards are huge for the division. Khabib vs. Copby at 165 would be dope.

alright just wondering because it looks suspiciously unfunny and gay

Conor won the story of the fight.

no u

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lost round 3

I'm sending my best negotiator to rescue that anime girl

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Costa won the first two rounds

kek

buy my games

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UFC 242 is going to be so boring compared to 241

get ready to get halal'd poor wittle white boi

everyone who isnt a nigger or chink is white

when will we get Heem Day part 3?

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That's because almost every card is complete shit now. At least this one will have a few good fights.

The main event is the only interesting fight.

Dustin is going to heem khabib in the 4th round, mark my words!

Q user already predicted this!

>t. Mad a white guy won
Cope

you sound like an out of touch boomer caz who doesn't know how to recognize new talent

Reminder Khabib has defeated two(2) of the top 25 lightweights and you retards let (((them))) lie to you that he's a """champ"""

I hope Colby and Usman fight at msg and they stack the card. Would be based. Whittaker Adensanya had heem day potential, but it doesn't look like they put many other big fights on the card.

Who cares about the manlet division when the world heavyweight champ is white

He's not wrong they're spreading out the talent because they try to do one card a week. Don't pretend 240 was a good card.

Why is he ducking Tony?

What? Almost every fight has a good chance to be spicy. Akhmedov just had a great fight against Boetsch and broke his nose, Salikhov is the only non-Chinese Wushu champ and they're giving him an opponent in Taleb to style on or get heemed by, Muhammad/Sato will be technical and aggressive, Taha just starched Boston Salmon, Mustafaev/Madge is a guaranteed banger, and the entire main card speaks for itself.

If you can't appreciate the talent on this card that's totally on you boss.

why is Tony ducking Khabib

Everyone here knows Tony is the real LW champ.

Kebab """won""" the belt by beating a real estate agent who took the fight on 24 hours notice, and then """defended""" against an out of shape cokehead who hadn't fought in two years.

Why is Dana ducking the fight?

why is old man ducking Goob

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Boston Salmon is the only name I recognized the rest are cans

240 was very good. ME, co main, Neal/Price, Figueiredo/Pantoja, Dawodu/Horie, Tucker/Choi... you honestly sound clueless dude.

>Akhmedov
>Salikhov
>Taleb
>Muhammad
>Mustafaev

No thanks.

The old guy didn't want to embarrass Conor in front of his entourage.

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Colby doesn't get enough credit for being an anti-cutbabby. Him and Khabib are probably the same size, but Colby doesn't cut weight until he has seizures to have a size advantage. Colby has BDE.

Brendan looks like he has AIDS

Dana is that you? The Neal price fight was a shit stoppage how was that good? You're literally the first person I heard say 240 was a good card lol

Conor went up to 155... even 170 once. Khabib is too scared to go up to 170 and challenge Ben Askren.

Y'all aren't real fans. It is what it is. Feel free to not watch.

Here's your "champion" bro

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>Not liking every card means you aren't a real fan
lol unless you're paying for all these cards the ufc doesn't consider you a real fan

Conor actually fought at 170 as many times as he has at 155. Khabib will probably never move up because he's to scared to lose his zero. He even called himself the "Floyd Mayweather of mma" so he's going to dodge fighters until they're out of their prime and then have boring fights with them in order to preserve his zero.

Nate Diaz has never beaten a true welterweight and hasn't even beaten a true lightweight in over 7 years

my brother in law is a huge cazzie. feelsbad

Colby wrestled 174 in college where weight cutting is impossible

What the UFC thinks of me is besides the point. Your reasoning for not liking the card is because you don't know anyone on it. You're not a hardcore fan. It happens. Most people aren't, hence hardcore. Don't get so defensive. This card has a ton of potentially great fights and a lot of high level (top 15-20) talent.

>European President
American education

I thought Michael Johnson was a true 155 er. I do remember he fought at 145 against Artem!?

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lol I hope that's sarcasm. every college wrestler cuts

>yurotard gets the joke

27-0 and 27 cans ahahahahah his towel of a wife probably puts up more of a fight.

She's a president... and she's European.

they havent cut water in decades since some idiots died of khabibitis, it's a one hour weigh in, nobody cuts

MJ is a featherweight

>like gender
you were on a roll until you started with this retardation

Edwards shouldve been stopped vs barberena

I like Leon Edwards

awawisconsin.com/training-tip-5-weight-cutting/

Dustin is gonna rip those fucking body shots. Cutbaby's liver is gonna explode.

reddit.com/user/deusex2027

why do you spam the same comments on reddit and heem you loser

If Dustin wins it will be a huge upset.... he's gotten way better with his striking... a Khabib vs Tony would make sense and a Dustin vs Conor for the belt.... even Dustin vs Tony is exciting!

You are a fucking retard.

you hanging in there, buddeh?

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Cormier is a bitch

lmao this faggot posts on MGTOW the incel subreddit while worshipping pornstars in other threads hahahahaha you fucking permavirgin

good one Sarjit

How does Nike sell shirts with their logo reversed!?

did watching WMMA give you a ballbusting fetish? you post on that sub a lot. I thought it was just a meme...

god damn. what a fucking woman. dustin is lucky af, good for him.

GO BACK

did you even read the article, he's literally saying cutting is a mistake, just stay in shape and maybe sweat off a couple pounds before getting on the scale. their match is one hour after weigh in, there's no time to recover from the cut and you'll perform like shit if you do it

massive difference from ufc fighters who weigh in 36 hours early and are able to cut 25+ lbs

>/heem/
>Cyborg, Nunes, Shvechenko, DeRandamie, Andrade, Holm, RONDA have moments that can be posted here (we talmbout WMMA, b)
>khabozo does not, his 1 "KO" required 20 additional strikes to buzzed opponent
>khabitches shit the thread every time
Wraslin is at Yea Forums, inbred fools. Back where you belong. You can discuss your goat impressive wraslin submissions of world famous wraslers Shalorus, MJ and coked up Gooby there.

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>Stipe wins that fight 9/10 times
It was four rounds long and he lost 3 of them, so...no.

if khabib wins it will be an upset

anyone who can wrestle.

one of life's great mysteries

khabib wins the story.

>Water weight is the most easily lost and quickest to replace. (You can lose up to 10% of your weight in 24 hours and have no harmful affects on your athletic performance)
>Get off your butt, put wear some heavier clothes and go for a run or wrestle to get your weight off. (My formula was 1 lb. every 10 min of working out. I worked out hard, not crying while half walking around like most people I see who haven’t eaten in 2 days. Everyone is going to be different based upon how much fluid you have in you and what your weight is. You’ll figure out your ratio.)
Please stop talking, you've clearly never wrestled or even been around wrestlers. They brought water cutting into MMA.

look at that incredible takedown defense, weird they've desperately protected him from any remotely decent wrestler

>muh virtual turf wars
Grow up

BASED

DC is white.

This. In reality, a white boi got BLACKED last night.

I hope no, who wants to see that yesteryear trash fight?

It's clear you're the biggest pussy in all of Russia. I hope it's a VPN. What an embarrassment otherwise.

>If you weigh in at 8 show up at 7 ready to workout. Have a pound or two to lose

pound or two, retard, pound or two

not 25+ pounds 36 hours before the fight

10%+ is common. it's so insanely obvious that you've never lived that life yet you're trying to talk about it like you know. people like you are real phony pieces of shit. you don't even understand what he means by that pound in the last hour. whatever hold on go your delusions. it doesn't change the truth

unless poirier heems the muzzie fuck

Gib sauce on dat Mummy, chef.

1. Legalise steroids
2. Bring back IV cutting
3. Pride rules

just fixed this "sport"

college wrestlers weigh in at 135 and step on the mat at 137

ufc fighters weigh in at 135 and step in the cage at 160

if you're too fucking stupid to understand that, seek help

kys zulaw

Dagestan would rape your entire village in a day you wannabe viking pussy. Finland ain't shit

nobody stopped using IVs

Imagine spending HOURS, maybe days, to record a hour long breakdown of a standup special you don't like.

We told you yesterday: get back on your meds, bro.

Is lightweight even the best division anymore? Not much happens in the division anymore, while MW and WW have been having action and changes go on.

Dagestan is controlled by Russia they don't even their independence lol

What is /heem/'s opinion on Kunitskaya bleaching Santos?

Based

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They'd still roll over Finland though

Have their own*

Her contract can pay for 10 DWTNCS cans.

Russia wouldn't let them lol

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lol

doubt, not enough goats to fuck if they leave the mountains

They'd fuck little fuccbois like you instead. You're about as hairy and ugly as a goat so it'll do.

I've heard people say Yoel is very well spoken in his native language. How come he comes across as insane in English?

Why are you hyping up Dagestan so much if you're American?

>Sweden
Shut the fuck up achmed

why not

Why did Jon Anik announce "Africa unite" after Usman won his belt? Why not say "Nigeria unite"? Does the ufc think Africa is one country too?

Anyone who isn't slav is just sub-slav

Finland rekt the entire USSR
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

Because it's the muslim part of Russia ridden with terrorist and oligarchs

Finland gave away land. No heart all quit
Plenty of cool people too though. Plus their wrestling program is top notch. The dictator is in Chechnya btw

Based or cringe?
Cro Cop on smaller weight classes: ''You say that you are the best 'pound-for-pound.' And then you go to the bar and all 20 of the bouncers can kick your ass. 'But man, I'm the best pound-for-pound!' That's why heavyweight division is royal''

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Finland kept their sovereignty and murked a ton of commies in the process. It was a massive embarrassment for the vodka niggers.

here we can see the source of some of the brain damage that led Schaub to believe that he was funny, which led directly to his ill-fated decision to try comedy.

>After the disappointments of football and then fighting, Schaub experienced a third failure.

>Though in the seemingly less brutal field of entertainment, the universal rejection of his 'comedy special' was painful.

>Audience reaction was akin to being tarred and feather and run out of town, and Schaub has not been seen in public since his special went down in flames on the day of release.

Yeah but they ceded a lot of land. Russia woulda crushed them if Finland didn't give them what the war was started over anyway

cope harder ivan you got stomped by a bunch of reindeer herders

Based mouse.

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lame response 2bh

You made me laugh with this.
Schaub didn't even get me to smile in his special. Not once. You were funnier with a clever one-word Schaub reference than he was for 90 minutes of "comedy".

Obviously based. Fuck manlets and especially fuck cutbabbies.

Can a Spanish speaking lad answer this

>Some American is hyping up Dagestan despite never going there and is calling other people a larp
Embarrassing

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>Finland: 21,396/43,557 killed/wounded
>Vodka niggers: 200,000/600,000 killed/wounded

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I understand. Russia still got what they wanted and were willing to keep going though if Finland wouldn't have cried uncle.

>Conor went up to 155... even 170 once
Must have been a real challenge for a guy who's almost the size of GSP.

protip: Conor is a 170lb fighter.

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So the mighty red army took on a bunch of reindeer herders with no equipment and got rekt, sent in a bunch of reinforcements and got a little bit of land. Not to mention that ivan had to fake an artillery attack on a village to justify the war. Huge embarrassment desu.

Gustafsson says there's a 50/50 chance he comes back

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Reminder

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The only good thing about jon jones is that the ufc stacks the shit out of any card he headlines

Please for the love of fuck have him or anyone competent fight khabib.

jones vs stipe who wins

After reading this I am convinced habeeb is a fraud.

Khabshit Nurmbraappoomedpoov

streamable.com/zjv6d
streamable.com/kuznf

Why didn't yoel attack

Stipe is a wrestler

Toby time when

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All he did was high school wrestling and he beat DC without relying on his wrestling. The thing that's annoying to me is that people act like wrestling is something you have to do at a high level at a young age to be good at in mma meanwhile gsp didn't wrestle his whole life until he got into mma. It's a skill just like striking is. You can't just be a wrestler and expect to do good just like you can't just be a striker and expect to do good.

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He was shook

Maximum kek.

huh? what? WHO?

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Vitor Belfort and Joe Rogan both have confessed to having a foot fetish. Isn't that weird haha. Maybe it's a side effect of TRT.

I think Jingliang is the cheating cunt that poked his opponent's eyes to get out of a guillotine.
Also, It's kinda fucked up that the UFC put Soukamtat in the early prelims after he threw his fight for them.

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>Soukamtat
Well, he's a bum after all

They got barely enough to bury their dead.

Of course the Pepik is a dirty nerd.

It's because they both have small feet

>4 fight main card
>10 fights total
Chinks getting jewed hard.

>that filename

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> I-i was only pretending to be retarded!

*wins anyway*

>They thought the first fight wasnt a fluke

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need a new thread

New thread

D-DC WAS WINNING UNTIL HE LOST

I've noticed a lot of trying to be trendy/WOKE (mainly african americans & corporations) refering to Africa as a Homogenous country, not a continent of 50+ countries.
It's fucking weird.

Holy cringe

It's clearly someone content farming from here, mine isn't the only one they grabbed.