/comfyrama/ Stade Rennais FC vs Paris Saint-Germain - Match Thread

PSG will have won it 10 times before that happens

>cant even beat rennes with neymar and m'bappidoo

oh non non non

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Here's a YouPit stream link

sdfgdf.xyz/live/2929/rennes-vs-psg/

based

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lmao grenier acting as if the player lost both legs

meme trophies for small teams like lyon..wait.

I think we can all rejoice in the fact that at least we're not Merdseillais

>No Nerman
He's already in Barca cuddling Messi isn't he ?

holy shit yes

>Tuchel in Rennes colours

nah he's stuck in that trash club for another year
unless halal madrid decide to piss off zidane a litle bit more

Diallo already benched Chimpembe? basé

se queda

Not really, nobody has the cash PSG want for him, he'll stay at PSG, it's 90% sure now.

lmao the guy is alone to comment that crap

is he even in the stadium ?

nah we're getting him for 1billion in january

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>it's a mbappé thinks he's neymar episode

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ALLEZ RENNES
MARQUEZ DES PUTAINS DE BUTS

Tuchel really loves Draxler, huh?

If Barca give up semedo then I reckon PSG will open up a bit more but thats a pretty much a no go for Barca.
Nah you'll try and sign someone like Naingollan for 150m +

showing his skills before selling him

>16yo ngubu
wonder how much an EPLEL club will bid for him

TUCHEL DEMISSION TUCHEL DEMISSIOOOOOON

this desu, would have hired mourinho

faggots

HOOF IT AWAY

>mourinho
pourquoi pas genesio tant qu'on y est ?

>bernat

mourinho is the goat

tfw want to eat a dell arte pizza now

GROSSE BOSSE

no, not l'mbappabdoubo!

haha that's what you get for diving

nice combo

oh no my 300M investissement is down !

almost not classic Cavani

>del shitstillo

N

Holy fuck this league is boring

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ah yes, arsenal vs newcastle now that was a game

at30minutes lyon was already at 2-0 friday night
it's just psg without neymar
boring as hell

>Implying I watch anything other than the championship

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Di Maria could have 2 assists already

¨PSG are shit

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Qf6 4. Nc3 Bc5 5. Nd5 Qd8 6. c3 h6 7. d4 exd4 8. cxd4
Bb6 9. Bf4 Nf6 10. O-O Nxe4 11. Re1 f5 12. Nxb6 axb6 13. d5 Ne7 14. Nd4 Nf6 15.
Ne6 c6 16. Nxd8 cxb5 17. Bd6 Ng8 18. Qe2 Kxd8 19. Bxe7+ Nxe7 20. Qxe7+ Kc7 21.
Qe5+ d6 22. Rec1+ Kb8 23. Qxd6+ Ka7 24. a4 Ka6 25. axb5+ Kxb5 26. Qc7 Rxa1 27.
Qc4+ Ka5 28. Rxa1# 1-0
took that kid to school i'm happy to teach

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i know psg is boring but come on not the fucking chess

HE FUCKING SLIPPED

check these trips for calvani

>draxler through on goal, passes sideways

Le slip de cavani

>conceding to cavani

YES LETS PLAY OUT FROM THE BACK GUYS

hehe the cancer that is killing football, the more the passes the more likely you are to get the ball intercepted

but muh beautiful football

>runs into empty space
>beautiful!

butthurt

Mbappe it's a little big overrated my baguette friends.

naah I loved it when he did it at the world cup

not as overreated as british gubus

kek areola as always

the problem with rennes is that they always try to walk it in

t silva is a pussy

luv ngubu

LMAO THEY GONNA LOSE TO RENNES
AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAH

2 shots on target, two goals
propa ligue 1 football

why blame areola? there are 3 CBs and they are doing fuck all.

based niang
always rated him for milan

That's true. Trashford, Lingard and Foden are trash. The only one that I like it's Sancho and he it's in a farmers league.

E CHI CE L'HA PORTATO?

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because he is useless

Nice pass by Traoré, often ignored by his teammates in the 1st half

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ligue 1 would unironically be comfy af if it wasn't for PSG domination

muh technician

>Draxler
>Verrati
>Cavani
>Meunier
>Thiago Silva
>Areola
The state of this players

basé

Why peeseye still have a shit gk?

nobody want to sell their gk

>Have Trapp
>Frankfurt dab on you
Embarrassing

name a better GK that would go to PSG

de gea will be free at the end of the season

please buy perin

really hoping they're working on Gigi, otherwise this is going to be a long and frustrating season

True. An elite gk wouldn't go to psg.

donnazoomer has blunders in him though.

16 YO NGUBU ON SALE

>somebody was stupid enough to buy le chupo montant

germans arent that smart afterall

waaaaaat

Nice

okay, this 16yo might be the real deal

Camavinga bossing this shit

fuck

I thought he was a meme but he's actually pretty good.

gay

"He's younger than his shirt number"
Why are American commentators like that ?

PSG need to stop chimping

wew

lucky cunts

2-1 FOR RENNES LMAO

>psg cucks think they stand any chance against lyon chadinhos

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hopefuly this ngubu is eligible to play for france

I’m sure they’ll find a way to get him eligible

what, didn't choupo moting go out on loan?

I hope Camavinga is french holy shit

PSG have literally created fuck all this whole game

SLIPPY SLIPPY

Uber Eats? Yes hello I'd like to order a kebabpizza please

The absolute state of PSG

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OH NONONONONONONONONONO

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PSG are finished

jesus christ

Fuckers need Neymar to carry them

>Cavani
S

not sure I want this ngubu anymore

>SAVE US NERMAN

Draxler OUT
Areola OUT
Meunier OUT

>Bernat
jesus christ

basé and lyonpilled

how can you be this bad at building a team

our year

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This is the year lads

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They don't build, they buy.

>Spend 500 gorillon pounds
>Be shit

Fuck off Marseille will remontada with Villas Boas. Who is Lyon manager? Literally who

>Merdseille
MDRRRRRRRRRRR

...

BASED SILVINHO

PSG is like a muscular guy who don't know how to fight
Sure he will crush the average man, but against a trained fighter, he doesn't stand a chance and he quickly falls apart.

>P$Gay

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lmao you at you now
not so cocky right now huh ?

How much are tickets for Lyon home games? I plan to go to Lyon - St. Etienne, will it be easy to get tickets?

billetterie.ol.fr/

Not so fast

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