Why do *ngloids have this retarded way of building stadiums?

What's unique about it? It's just another cookie cutter

>Let me have stands close the pitch so if my team shit i invade it quickly xdddddd

>Flag
>Having a Football opinion

Stade velodrome

Looks like any other stadium

There's no point making the small side bigger as the cameras are there so any extra space for sports direct adverts won't be visible.

soulless shithole

Imagine not being within earshot to the opposing goal keeper and giving him so much abuse he starts making mistakes and loses the game for them.

SOUL

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Sometimes it can be due to building codes and regulations. For example Craven Cottage has one stand historically protected, and the other two bordering on other property, so the only stand that can be developed is the riverside stand.

In this pic you can see the residential building on the small sides which probably limits the possibility of expanding that stand.

this

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SOULLESS

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They cannot expand in any other way because of nearby housing.
They don't want to leave the city centre.
It's a great stadium you ignorant wanker.

wow, so this is the power of English stadiums

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the stadium was fine. it was the fans who caused this

They could always do it the Liverpool way and bully the people out of their homes so they can expand the stand

now this is more like it

Which proves my point you moron, Stadiums close to pitch is Subhuman tier and Dangerous.

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Parc des princes is beautiful though

The difference is that the properties near Anfield are worthless, while those next to SJP are city centre houses. It would cost much more to bully the owners out.

literally not true
I have seen plans for expansion of Putney End

>96 british fries pls

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See "Docklands Stadium".
There are reasons, namely "making sure there is good grass on the pitch".

Was nothing to do with how far they were from the pitch, they were caged in which doesn't happen anymore. Football fans in the 80s were treated like animals.

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You want to see some shit that will trigger your autism?
Google Gran Garque Central

Absolute state of OP's opinions.
Having the stands close to the field is what the English do right. If they also had safe standing it would be perfect.

beautiful

that would extend into bishops park which i didnt think they had approval for yet. the riverside stand they announced approval way back in like 2012. I just know Johnny Haynes stand is untouchable and Hammersmith end is right up against housing

>TF
You're the cheap imported labour that builds them for £2 an hour, blame shitty Polish workmanship.

Not every country is completely overrun with animals from former colonies

What makes this post extra sad is the fact you're probably proud of the cookie cutter stadium.

I will praise them instead. They are working in poland building stadiums looking miles better than OP pic and get paid £1 per hour. BASED POLISH WORKERS building shit in bongland

>snorebowls
>toilet bowls
if your club has a stadium like this then you support a joke team

I only post facts btw

the 2016 stadiums were amazing tho

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When did the French national team start playing at the London Stadium?

Completely irrelevant opinion as was done by whites you Fucking moron.

It wasn't caused by stand vicinity and you just outed yourself as a shitskin

>scousers
>white

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Absolute state of the Fr*nch.

cookie cutter symmetrical stadiums are the worst. Absolutely nothing about them at all.

>rising man
Kino.

Imagine not liking SJP

Why is it so fucking good lads?

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This never stops being awesome.

As if the flag didn't give it away.

FOOTBALL stadium. Last time I checked running tracks are not used in football.

i knew brits have no taste in food or clothing but god damn they cant build something decently esthetical

this is where civilised peoples used to watch their footie and if you think your asymetrical shits are better than that you are hopeless

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France had zero football culture until 1998

it isnt

They won the Euro in 1984

how humilating for you to be miles behind us who dont even care about football
a stolen wc in 66 years and that's it

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>tf
>tp

>Brits have no taste in clothing

Never expected to see that, it's a stereotype of the french here that you dress 10 years out of date

>France had zero football culture until 1998

AND ANOTHER BAIT.
>Invented both WC & Euro competitions
>3rd in WC 58
>4th in WC 82
>European Champs in 84

Two bad for you.

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atleast you dont refute your 'food'

I don't hate it. Just don't like the fact that it looks American.

What does that even mean?

I'll take a Sunday roast over any poncey shit you eat pierre

it was designed as an NFL stadium first and foremost.
the football pitch gets rolled out when needed

souless : the stadium

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You eat snails, frogs and andouillette in your country

Time to swallow the most bitter pill of all, french and english food (as in the stuff normal people eat day to day) is really very similar indeed

that's what i'm saying you have no taste at all

>it was designed as an NFL stadium first and foremost.
How many NFL games have been held on it?

That's right. 0.

This is incredibly low quality bait.

You've just never had a good roast dinner then

I like english food - top tier in my opinion but don't shit on snails - GOAT food and one of the best on this earth

cant deny facts, user
the NFL pitch does not move. the stadium is built for it even the souvenir shop is filled with NFL crap

>Filled
confirmed for never having been there.

There's one small token corner with a few shirts there.

and yet this is the main marketing image used for the stadium

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Oh nice, you're baiting.
It's extremely weak though.
I know there are a few desperate people here who will believe you though so for their sake I'll take the time to disprove you.

tottenhamhotspur.com/the-stadium/

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It literally wasn't lol

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is that so ?

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always assumed it was like this for sunlight

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all Im saying is it was designed to be an NFL stadium. Am I wrong?

yes

Always hilarious watching Spurs 'fans' trying to pretend they haven't become the biggest plastic club in London over the years.

SOUL

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I don't even know which soulless NFL franchise that belongs to.

Yeah, it's all the fat we use in our cooking, something you also use in abundance. I think the main reason you're skinnier is because you have really limited options for lunch, it's weird, the french are famed for having relaxed lunches but all there are are sandwich shops, very strange. Plus we drink lots more beer

SOULESS

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SOUL

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every fucking time. not only is it aesthetically hideous but it cucks everyone out of having a good seat

Too salty for me but I can see why people like them.

there's a famous scene in the show "Only Fools and Horses" when the pub is serving beef stew for like £2 and then some ponce comes in and the pub landlord says its "beef bourguignon" and charges him like £10

I don't think it belongs to any particular franchise but they just play 5 charity games per year which no team really likes because it fucks up their schedules

We haven't won anything in years. How would we have become a plastic club with that being the case?

I'm genuinely curious at where you're coming from here, care to explain?

It's a rundown shithole, the Glazer's have done nothing to the interior in years. There are some areas of the stadium where you cannot even get food and drinks.

what are they eating in Andorra?

Not having won anything but being big is the main reason why a whole new generation of millenials support the Spurs, much like Atletico is also many times more popular than the size of their trophy room.
Spurs draw all their support from the home counties and overseas craft beer bars yet there's still people on here ardently pretending like it's some real club.

Looks like Perth Stadium or the MCG, which is kino 2bh.

>let's build some really shitty small stands because soul

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>Spurs draw all their support from the home counties
So you mean people who live close to them Geographically?

>Pretending its a real club
First and only non-league team to win the FA Cup
First English team to win a European Trophy
First English team to win two different European trophies.

By what measure would you say Spurs aren't a real club?

I'll be honest mate you're coming across like an absolutely seething Ajax fan.

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Based turkey

Until the CL semi finals if you asked any Ajax fan what their favorite team in the PL was they would tell you Spurs because that way they don't seem like a bandwagoners but not some boomer who supports Forrest forever.

If you want Soul v Soulless, just look at Upton Park v The London Stadium. I want off this ride.

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You're just talking straight up nonsense at this point.

Spurs are literally the most hated team in London.
Chelsea, West Ham, Arsenal, all have us as their number one rivals.

I don't know and frankly I don't give a shit about what people think of Spurs overseas, I also don't really give a shit what other people in England think about us. They're my club, I was at the last ever game held at White Hart Lane. The New Stadium is excellent and being part of the wall is a fantastic feelings.

It would be good if the single tiered stand had safe standing, but unfortunately the FA will never allow it and you’re just stuck with this toilet bowl as a stadium for the next century

>it's like this for sunlight
>sunlight
>in scotland

lol. the lower side of the stadium is the old stand, parts of the building that's still been there since like 1930s, to build that side up the same as the newer stands was going to complicate construction and increase cost too much at the time.

The Valley had to be rebuilt with money the fans raised, it still seats 27,000 which is a lot considering the away end is detached and fairly small, if they filled it in it would be like a 35,000 stadium. The Valley used to be one of the biggest stadiums in the world and had the biggest terrace in the UK. It all came to an end because of Hillsborough.

youtube.com/watch?v=svX_9aaMu_k

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TOILETPAPERLESS

It's safe standing ready. We can't control what the Government legislates.

on an unrelated issue, ever noticed that nobody actually likes the french apart from themselves?

I like french and i know three ukrainians that like french people too. You're full of shit man.

youtube.com/watch?v=2MD61S5pzjM

Top jej

So you have no excuse for that shit hole now ,do you?

truth

>having 4 stands
pleb

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Marvelous use of fengshui.

fill it in a bit

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>that bmx track
neat

not as neat as central park though with its stock car oval surrounding the pitch

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I leave near craven cottage and unless you want to build into the thames good luck

>The pride of their respective cities
>Can't compete with football stadiums where unpaid athletes play maybe 6-7 games a year

Fucking pathetic lol

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who pays for that

I wouldn't trade SJP for that

Soulless shit

Go and be a good customer goy

>Clyde FC
>is nowhere near the actual river clyde
huh

>Revenue from the Football team
>The school
>Federal funds
>Alumni
>Tuition revenue
>Donations

In that order
But it's mainly the football budget, that also happens to subsidize every other athletic program at the school

Take the women's soccer team: won a national championship a few years ago, yet MAYBE 600 people go to the games. Contrast that with football where Doak is packed out with all 85,000 seats filled for every game in 105 degree heat

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Is not that bad. There are other european olympic stadiums leas suitable for football and see more use than stade de france

Olimpiastadion and Olímpico de Roma as examples

And Even Maracaná has the stands Even farther away

>Soulless shit
Riiiiiiiiiight

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>FSU
>Not even a top 25 team right now
>still sells out 90k people every game

*UROS BTFO

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Lads,

post your towns Non-League pitch.

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That picture doesn't do it justice

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they have no money, play council facilities and were bankrolled by a local businessman before he pulled out and they slipped to div 3

america is a bigger scale . richest man in uk has 32b. richest american has 132b. makes you seem strong. but take into account the size of your market compared to ours, population, land area, and global influence and it's not that surprising

so true

For me, it's a golf ball next to an ayy lmao spaceship

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The thing with french is I like them while I acknowledge they are trash. They're like garbage that with long hours of work became a beautiful piece of art. They are still objectively shit, impractical and lame, but they have a certain style thing going for them.

sweden is ugly. fuck you

>not posting the olympic flame from the LA Memorial stadium
zoomer

Oh but posters wise, they are unbearable.

>englel
Lmao I've been to your crammed ass country.

I like French women

>C*lifornia
>Representing the US
fuck no, I'll stick to southern stadiums

t. bjongo Mboogalu

West Ham have Spurs as their #1 rival only because Millwall has been in the shitters for ages. And even then it's one-sided rivalry as Spurs as don't really care about the East London Caravan Club.

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Fucking hell I'd need binoculars.

the only football title that your retarded NT has won was a refball in a stadium with a running track.

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Absolute state of Belgian posts.

What shithole? Slovenia? I think we're better off than any of our neighbours except from the Keller-Deutsch.

I am not French, Pajeet Nwankeru Smith-Adams

>black seats

truly the worst colour

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Tell me user, what's it like being colourblind?

Based

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You've been brainwashed by the eternal anglo propaganda (but most of all by the american propaganda after Irak 2004) my gypsie friend.

>a tent as a stand
>a fucking tent
Muy basado.

For me, it's AZ Alkmaar

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>Ngubu hoofs the ball into the parking lot
>It comes crashing down on your car

At least it’s in the same neighborhood as where the team is from gooner fgt

Oh, so they murdered the scousers? Even more based than I thought.

Mix of the police fucking up and scousers being scousers

what a beauty

Based

I can't really begin to explain my feelings towards Boothferry Park. In my times there, towards the end, it was a partially-condemned tin box, where the rust flakes would rain down on your head if the weather was bad.

Still, the atmosphere was electric in a way these identikit modern bowls just can't replicate, especially under the floodlights, it was one of the first grounds in the country to get them. The place had a long history, with it's own train station and losing it's large North stand to build a Kwik Save supermarket when the club was in dire financial straits. It wasn't our first ground but it was where the soul of Hull City Association Football Club was really born.

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By my time the only two stands really in use where the two across from this picture. Though I remember one Division 3 game against Scarborough (RIP), a desperate clash with both teams looking like they might be the ones relegated from the football league. People flooded onto the cracked concrete terracing that hadn't been stood on in decades, I thought they'd abandon the game.

It ended up going ahead for a 1-1 draw and by the end of that season, Hull City were safe. Meanwhile Scarborough fell out of the league thanks to a certain goalkeeper called Jimmy Glass, never recovered and went out of existence. City meanwhile played in the Premier League less than a decade later, after a ferocious rise through the leagues in our shiny new KC Stadium.

Football eh?

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Actually pretty kino

Kino

>he's from hull
grim

City of Culture mate. Wouldn't swap it for the world.

I've lived elsewhere in the UK and the US, and it's just not for me. They're basically just bigger capitalist traps with bigger shopping centres and bigger traffic jams. I'm near the sea, the Wolds and the Dales.

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>Stadium in bumfuck nowhere Oklahoma
>86k+
>has sold out every game for 20 years straight

Yes there’s a lot of people in America well done

I was going to say
>well maybe you should get more people
but then I realized you already are and it's shitting the place up

have you considered that the smaller stands are next to a road and private housing whilst the bigger stands are next to a park?

That's objectively untrue though.

That looks quite nice desu

doesnt west ham hate chelsea more?

That stadium is as kino as it gets u surrendermonkey

He's just tricking mate, everyone knows by now that they died from cop negligence

Wolves put safe standing in the south end this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 5 years a lot of stadiums (except Liverpool and maybe Wednesday) also started preparing the stadiums for the change.

more like jewish propaganda

Lel. I literally received an email from the club telling me not to stand in the South Bank this afternoon. Pic related.

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>hurr what is an extension

>Having the stands face the ground in 2019

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based

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>blaudes

It's called soul you french fucking pig

Atmosphere at French football games is just a bunch of effeminate men sucking each others cocks imagining their slupring Mbappe's semen.

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This is our local abomination.
Its being built since the 1944.
Every stand is different from the next.

Forgot pic

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this is actually true

they even have a word for fans who got into football after 98, Footix, from the mascot

>all those ugly, 1960s cheaply built houses in the background

the uk really is so grim

You lot have got the worst accent in the entire country

no

more than Spurs yes. Spurs aren't relevant enough to be hated. Even Arsenal barely care

This is correct

T. Newcastle fan

>1 (One) European Cup

>tickets $3.50 inc. burger buffet value bucket

The answer is because it was the home of football, small stadiums were built and expanded and football stadiums were built into cities and towns, and shit built up around them, leaving situations where in 50 years they need to expand but have limited space and local politics prevents it. For example, Arsenal couldn't expand Highbury, so they moved. The Emirates could not be the 80,000 or whatever they wanted because the local council said 'you cannot have higher than 60,000 unless you expand the local train station as well' which would have cost like £150m or so. Something their Jew owner refuses to do and are happy to sell out each week.

Other nations had no particular old school attachment to stadiums and were happy to build brand new modern stadiums in the middle of nowhere. Doesn't work here.

>why does a small island post largest war the world has ever seen suddenly need cheap and plentiful housing?????

...

>Nonce General gets the get
GRIM.

>tf
implying french food and clothes arent the worst in western europe. even scottish have better fashion sense

kek. But that's just a normal procedure the club is obliged to do until the law is changed, right? I always see the people in the south bank standing and they always acknowledge the noise coming from that end in the social media network and whatnot.

they could've done a better job.

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How people be so stupid?

The buildings near-by won't allow that

Fucking yanks

Every country in Europe has hideous towns and areas like that you just don't go to them as a tourist.

Mutts can be kinda cute though

1984,2000 you autistic noob

>losing it's large North stand to build a Kwik Save supermarket
fucking hell I haven't heard of kwik save since the 90s

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>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

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>being in the triangle
>having to endure the trash thrown from 4 different sections
ultras in this town must be hard as fuck

Damn, even Wembley stadium doesn't have that much space between the crowd and the pitch.

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Seething obese flyover

nothing wrong with that
you have to start somewhere and building a stadium stand by stand is better than having 4 hills around it while the club is saving up to build all stands at the same time

the style is practical
the Romans didn't make many mistakes architecture and engineering wise
the ratio of length*width is much closer to kardinia park which is the narrowest of afl stadiums (and a very unfair unique home ground advantage)
>175m*110m
rome's colloseum (not pictured)
>83m*48m

>naval battles in kardinia park
we can dream

I don't hate Tottenham because I support Arsenal. I hate them because they are Jews.

fake football lmao, soccer is gay

I think the opposite. english stadiums are aesthetic as fuck. wish every stadium of any sport had those bars or whatever on top of them. my guess as to why they have them is to hold the roofs better

We're talking about stadiums, not soccer ya dumbass.

soul...

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Shame baseball stadiums never get discussed in these threads. they always have something interesting to offer, and are unique in their own ways

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"fuck catching home runs"

Moldova is truly the healthiest nation

To do the most with he land they have, if you wanted to make the stand larger you will have to buy more land

It looks nice

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having stands that cast shadows on the grass should be banned

>naval battles in kardinia park
>we can dream
remember there was a preseason match down there a couple years ago where the puddles were deep enough for such a thing to be possible

why do you think they park the cars there?

West Ham don't care about Spurs, Spurs see West Ham as more of a rival then the other way around

This is 100% the case. United and Liverpool are too obvious. Chelsea and City are oligarch money clubs. And Arsenal isn't relevant to anyone under 30. That leaves spurs. Easily reachable in London so they can go to 'their' club while on a city trip.

Shea was basically in the middle of queens by the world fair site of ‘64. But, the stadium is was loud as fuck and did host the mets well into the late 2000’s.

Photovoltaic panels are way more dangerous than nuclear powerplants

or maybe a bunch of savages crushed others because that's what animals do in a cage. Then picked their pockets, stole their shoes etc

It's because baseball morons always show up to stadium threads with pictures pointing AWAY from the stands going
>look at how pretty the view is
like fucking feminine faggots

Holy fuck we do not care just show us the fucking stadium itself or get the fuck out

SOUL

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Only ABUs think Old Trafford isn't a god-tier stadium. It's a shame that its literally falling apart due to a lack of investment.

>rising man
>rising wife
>paul scholes
>chinky man
>le cheeky poke in the shoulder man
kino

Have you even been there? It's a based stadium

great views of the city from the top of the stands

Haha. The wall! White Hart Anfield. Even said when they released their plans for the stadium 'inspired by Liverpool's Kop'. This is why everyone finds spurs funny. They have no identity and are literally obsessed with other teams.

sorry mate but tottenhams always had a big following

tottenham fans are primarily composed of family roots, you dont get many supporters who are the only tottenham fan in their family, I actually dont know any. Theres a house on my street where the dad is west ham, the eldest son is united and the youngest is newcastle, proper strange

t. hertfordshire

he says while posting from the number 1 jew fan club on earth

Oof Craven Cottage

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I hope all the black girls have white bfs.