/cric/ Ashes - Englel cant do anything right edition

FUCK THAT'S A CLOSE ONE LADS
WOULDA ALMOST HIT ANOTHER SET

We predict how many aussie bats are injured or "injured" by Archer.

I'm guessing (at least) 5.

Been a fun text see you next week lads :)

FUCK it feels good to be australian lads

Why didn't Labuschagne review his wicket decision?

We need to cheat far more next Ashes. Take a leaf out of the Aussie cricketer book.

Why is your sport so fucking retarded? Drawn because of rain? How fucking gay and stupid. Imagine if United was up 3-0 with 10 minutes remaining and it starts raining so you call it a draw? What the fuck is this shit? Pajeet sports are so fucking gay

with Smith heemd literally the only thing stopping us is our own weather

Good thing bats are made of wood, easy to replace

Don't come back.

raining seethe lads
gunna have a based day, enjoy your week you absolute fucking shitters hahahaha

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Australia could win this

I'd let him give me a career-ending anal injury.

tipping us to fuck up the third test even with smith gone

Originally this wouldn't happen, but cunts have become soft in the modern age and don't want to waste 2 weeks on a single game.

I will smash you mate. Won’t even feel your self hit the floor.

Why not at least run two?

>Match is drawn
>England revealed as savages and cheats
Australia honestly won this match. England's reputation is in ruins.

Not likely mate

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Dumbest fucking sport I swear. A draw because of rain. Would it really be so fucking hard just to play another day? Then it would actually be 5 days played? Are you fucking retarded?

Any based retards expecting a win still here?

>40min morning rain cost levelling the series
It's really been a shit summer

Stokes' neckbeard makes me irrationally mad. Grow your fucking moustache you weirdo

It’s funny because two of your players where banned for cheating.

Shall be wanking to this before bed, truly a blessed day

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Bit gay.

PETER SIDDLE HAS A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

kino field

Australia's batting other than Smith, Head or Lapras revealed as shite.

Yep saffa bats are much tougher

>poot hasn't called it off yet

Not that I'd expect anything better by the way the English have behaved so far in this test.

Late evening spin bowlers with the entire field around the wicket

is there anything more kino lads?

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HAVE A SWING

>That review
>Good thinking
these commentators are so biased towards the white players it's sickening
.

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>no smith
>need big strong american bowler and umpire to help
>still can't win

the absolute STATE

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Kino field.

garn leachy boy 4 in a row lad ez

Running one wouldve made more sense.
But I guess Cummins is good enough not to hold the strike

>Umpires calling the game over
What happens if a batter got run out off a no ball?

BASED FUCKING US

Poot should've declared when Bairstow came out to bat.

Don't reply to septics

shut the fuck up idiot

FUCK test cricket.

Playing an honest game of cricket.

So why were the umpires stopping play at 7 on previous days even though there were tons of overs to be made up? Fuck off.

>celebrating a draw.

lmaoing @ englel

Dar is a cockwomble.-

>replying to american flags

Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me any more.

YOU BEWTYYY

NOT YET HE...

>cockwomble

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imagine having a sporting contest that lasts 5 days, and then decide to just end it with a draw when you can just play on with floodlights if need be.

only the British could come up with a sport like that.

Weather fucked it. Yorkshire next and 1-1.

>no result
is this what true circket is?

I can't tell if your trolling for (You)s or setting us up like a true team player.

>gets HAARP on the blower to fix the weather to your advantage
>gets a murderous amoral bowler to kill the the best cricketer of all time
>pays off the umpires to blatantly rig the game in you advantage
>still can't win
>mfw

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Literally the most stupid thing I have ever seen. In what world do you not just play another day to settle it?

okay, time for bed. good night lads. had a weird day but the cricket was great.

very very bland taste

lmao

OH FUCK OFF COUNTY CRICKET NICHOLAS

I'd just like to congratulate my fellow bits for making the aussies look like a bunch of sissies of the last 2 days.

Fuck you cuck your nation is completly fucked lmfao you live in a shithole jealous of America
You too LMFAO. Imagine not living in USA.

In timeless tests it goes on. If you don't like it don't follow it, if you want to be a little bitch about it keep complaining about that things that you don't like.

>hurr durr someone has to win or lose for me to appreciate this sport

Whenever I see this webm I watch it 10 times over before staring at a wall for a minute or 2 thinking about my life

vote communism to bring back timeless tests

Test matches without time limits often went to 10+ days because there was no rush to score runs quickly.

>Roy dropping Head in the slips
What might have been

when did aussies become such softies? calling a bowler bowling perfectly legal fast bouncers 'murderous' lmao just get out of the way or hook him you pansies

Would Australia have won if not for the atrocious umpiring/catching yesterday evening? They could have bundled England out for 150 I think.

massive dog shit going on with Englel and the umps, poots a dog for claiming that catch and the rain wickets were just fucked umpiring
glad England is a literal steaming pile of shit
feelsgoodman

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>we have to win all three remaining tests to win the ashes

Right, off the kys myself

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>the catch of the day

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>Irish arithmetic

what are you gonna do when your boat is leaving m8

Rock and roll that

>Irish in charge of counting to 5

o fuck ye off

we had to win three anyway

>we

for me I get a urge to watch horse porn after seeing her

Mate he's missed that by a foot.

>Drawstralians are actually celebrating this
Grim. Small nation mentality, tee bee aitch.

>match that lasts 5 days
>stop for rain
>end in a draw

don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

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Dont think you can blame Poot. It probably felt legitimate which is completely irrelevant anyway

who's this old tosser
and
>holding making sense
wew

Lads please, that user isn't Irish. You can tell by his support of the sassanach.

I'm not saying play forever you fucking retards. But if you are supposed to play five days and a day and a half get rained out what is an argument for not just making up the time? It makes no fucking sense. Play the full five days. If it's a draw after that so be it. But to only play 3 and a half days because of rain when you're scheduled for five no fucking shit it doesn't end? Give me one logical arguement not to just add on the time lost and no more? That's right you don't have any argument you fucking retarded pajeets and europoors. That's why in America we actually play to a win. Fucking idiots

hopefully we never hear of badcroft ever again, what a shitter

Mel Jones looks like a squirter

No one bitches like an oz

I want to see di magnifying glass

need a ginger Irish cutie, preferably a Virginia

Bannedcroft > Warner

Wouldn't be the first time today someone celebrated something they shouldn't

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>there appears to be fingers under the ball

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I know right, imagine celebrating a draw

he's right though
fuck you dismissing it off and making fun of the way he talks

dark days for /cric/

little poof would sell his mother for a win
fuck poot
also dont care about a draw, just LOVE seeing Englel not win :D

>b-b-b-b-but my busy schedule

That's literally it.

Mark Taylor is coked up

Good piece of fielding. Those half-volleys can be difficult to collect.

>waiting for highlights

gun fielder and has had some starts, which is more than can be said for poorner tbqh

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Life doesn't run to schedule or end with a clear result either.

It's a test series. Your problem is you don't understand cricket before you've decided you didn't like it.
Don't ever do this but in America we do this, nobody in the world wants to be like America, fucking joke of a country.

Is that nog somali windie ump doing the next test?
that cunt is SHIT

clearly he got his fingers underneath the ball

He said it about five times

>waiting to read the comments from all the Indians

Now that we haven't lost I can say from the bottom of my heart
Fuck the english you cheating dogs

Always thought he seemed like a nice guy desu

Kek. Guess I walked right into that one.

If you're church going you can find a good wife here, if you want a desperate slag we've got those too.

So? that's the manner in which some people talk especially when surrounded by racist rorke cunts

I don't know how your dirty brown indian hands are shaped, but for us humans the middle finger is the longest - and you can clearly see there it's not underneath the ball.

And test series used to be played for as long as it took. WHat's the harm in adding on one for two days? Dum fuck

This was a fun game to watch, looking eagerly forward for the rest of the series lads.

try not to cheat and spoil it x

Time limits create drama. And in this particular series it isn't practical to add extra days because some brainlets decided not to start until August and we have to get through another 3 games before autumn hits.

Fuck England.

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How embarrassing

probably is, just pointing out his complexion, his mannerisms (nodding and Italian hand gestures), his constant sweating in 18°C. Bloke was munted

>Time limits create drama.

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I don't play international cricket so I'm sure I can manage, try not to get shot cunt.

How many ladyboys have you shagged so far Bruce?

>Time limits create drama.
This. Just extending the game for the sake of it is deflating.
No 12 day wait this time too.

>I don't play international cricket so I'm sure I can manage, try not to get shot cunt.

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>Stokes on Archer: Much rather have him on our side than on anyone else's.
He knows England poached him. ooh man

Fuck off fat cunt.

>Fuck off fat cunt.

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don't be a racist cause you're blind

hope that's the last we see of roy in test cricket

based Joyce (((Meyer))) classic Christian

>doctored retard pitches
>subhuman low iq nog ump who makes his decisions based on how the crowd reacts
>umps fucking up everything
>dog cunt captain with India tier appeals
>subhuman crowd booing the greatest batsman alive non stop
>best batsmen is a cross eyed burn victim
>best bowler is a nog
>managers more concerned with their sunglasses and suits than the actual game
>best player is the weather
>cry when muh stumps are buzzing
>absolute seethe written on every players face
>mentally cooked
yeah, this is England

Me too desu ODI noobs out desu

post pics of your extremely long brown ring finger

smelly seb

can't it's up your mums ass lol

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sniff sniff

He's not English himself. Made it even funnier when he rekt the country of his birth in the WC final.

What are you trying to get a bit of poo on your finger so wherever you go you can remind yourself of the smell of home?

no only cause she likes it

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root needs to learn not to work his slaves too hard

dry your eyes mate

O NONONONONOOOO

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I think he's probably taken too much inspiration from the Caribbean.
Not all niggers can pick cotton for more than 4 overs.

>Stokes is Man of the Match
What the fuck, he should have been given out to Lyon when he was in single-figures, the lucky cunt. Smith's innings was far better and you could even argue that Archer played better (he was certainly more entertaining).

Was he seriously man of the match?
I mean yeah it was a good knock, but Smith's was more than a knock. That was Cricket history on par with Steve Waugh's tonne on one leg.

Don't the english feel a little fragile given 'their' best player is a guy who moved after his 18th birthday and had to have the residency rules changed in order to even play?

I'd start wondering why I couldn't find a decent native anglo bowler; but I'd be worried about being mobbed by the ngubu internet defence force...

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Like for Smith
Reply for Root

lmao imagine getting destroyed by pajeet

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Shall ignore for Stokes

They do tend just to lazily give it to whoever made the most runs, and if there's a result it's always given to someone on the winning side. The most annoying one for me was when Pietersen was given MotM in the Fifth Test of the 2005 Ashes. He got an incredibly lucky century (and a low score in the first innings), meanwhile Shane Warne took 12 wickets.

how that's goon even allowed to play international cricket. ecb has lost all it's morals, it's do whatever to win brazenly and fuck the rest.

BASED

POZZIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

hear hear! very shameful display indeed, no?

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Interesting, cause that Pietersen tonne was important too, similar to Smith's.

O SNAP!

uhh sweaty smith didn't ton up in this game x

It was important in the context of the series but did he actually play better than everyone else? He was clean bowled first ball (but the bowler had overstepped) and then someone in the slips dropped a sitter off him when he was on 15, and then he was hooking blindly at several balls which could have gone anywhere.

really hope Aussies call up their behenredoffgssudu whatevers who can actually bounce heads off and aim then singularly on Poot's and Stokes' heads

we did it india! :)

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Yeah cause he couldn't see straight after getting the same sort of blow that killed Hughes.

Yeah but that was the first time England won the ashes in like a decade and a half.

does Aussies even have a fast bowler who can bounce heads off

the decline of Australian sports is hilarious. Self described elite sporting nation lmao

what is even more hilarious is watching them seething and getting btfo lamo

TOIL LOOMS

why are aussies seething? thought they could handle the BANTA

bit chilly this morning

nah he hit two boundaries immediately after coming back on lad

Stay mad.

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And people went "how the fuck?".

Just ;_;

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Has Kohli and Bhajji not taught you? They can give it out but can't take it back

Lot of Aussie seethe in here right now lads

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
Well, I try my best
To be just like I am
But everybody wants you
To be just like them
They sing while you slave and I just get bored
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

It's a myth they created on the internet when in reality they are fragile and get Shook far too often.

Fucking based honestly
Do NOT want Y*nkoids allowed anywhere near the upper echelons of cricket regardless of format

Oooh it better stop soon!

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Why isn't Bermuda part of the West Indies?

More like blow up in our feces, since David Warner is literal excrement.

>Aussie demands the banter at their expense is ended

Series total of 18 so far from 4 innings truly an international level batsman just like Jason Roy.

ya, just imagine a team full of hard pipe-hitting joffras! the rest of the world will have NO (0) chance

Fucking hell, so this is the cunt that's piercing my ears every other half-hour on the radio

ZERO
(0)

Yeah but we can't afford a slip up. We have to win all three remaining games.

You know what I meant no need being smart arses.

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every team should have a nog who can dig in bouncers at 95mph, would improve techniques across the board

Representing /cric/ in the new Yea Forums game lads

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ZERO (0) CHANCE

you can win two and draw one you muppet

Is /cric/ the last place to discuss grigit online that isn't overrun by pajeets? At least the ones that post here are intelligible

loosebuschange looks like a decent player

So who realistically replace >Roy in the next Test?

>not supporting your superiors

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me

momeme

Love how the anonymity of Yea Forums means Brits and others don't realise how many posts under the UK flag they assume are written by their fellow "ironically gay but actually unironically gay" posters are actually brown. Love it.

other past failures like Jennings or a debutant in Sibley

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>he thinks that all posters under anglo flags are white
KEK
>At least the ones that post here are intelligible
show bob and vagene

You need to win three panjeet

No mate, if you win two and one is draw the series ends ENG 2-1 AUS

love gina

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what goes on in the dressing rooms after a match like this anyway?

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For me it's Paine shouting it hit him in the dick through the stump mic

think we're going with labiashane bla x

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns0uRr6aPQE

yes. high iq discussion here

>t. overwatch league caster

I'll call him what I want fatty

t. Jimmy Page

I wonder what the Aussies are having dreams about right now.
*pops their hand in warm water*

*farts quieeetly*

hey

Does that really work?

I've got it lads.
England just need to win the next three tests and the series is theirs for sure.

hnumm... cricket

Wrong user. The bongs are gud cheats

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Shit umpire, no cheating involved.

Joffery

The cricket.

Was that given out?
Yodeling

have england won anything in the past year without the umpires basically handing them the win?

>have england won anything in the past year without the umpires basically handing them the win?

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it's a valid question, and I agree with this poopeee

Yeah mate. The Cricket World Cup.

don't go there

Has nonce zealand won a damn thing this year even with umpire assistance?

thought we were in hatin on England mode

We can hate on the poopees at the same time kek

k

Honestly though, is there any cricketing nation more elite than the United States? We fucking invented international cricket.

just imagining this rn

ZERO CHANCE
E
R
O

It was reviewed and still given out. Root is a liar.

because the soft decision was out, Root convinced the on field ump by lying through his teeth. imagine if mccullum shut his mouth about that boult catch during the WC? he could've convinced the umpire that it was out instead of being a bloody cuck

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hmm filter must be acting up

there's no way a certain man made the last 15 posts in the thread all by himself not even he's that pathetic

me?? don't ignore anyone and just try to be nice to everyone on here, with the belief that a little bit of niceness will, like a ripple in a pond, improve their mood, give them some relief from whatever else is going on in their lives and so on. not complicated, not being a saint, simple as x

Based

We'll find out by tomorrow, hopefully

x

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There is no redemption for you sebbo. You are a snivelling little WORM and should kill yourself

Do you reckon >we would have lost without the concussion substitute rule and no Labushagne?

What the fuck how was Labuschagne given out on that

Had to go to bed, good to see Englel's cheating ie Labuschagne wasn't rewarded.

Yeah just watching the highlights
Poot was DESPERATE to claim that

You really shouldn't seethe over the Lasagne 'catch' in a match that was already a draw by that point. We're going to get some outrageous decisions at key moments later on that will hopefully kill half of you

no

England and the coward Joe Root have lost the respect of the whole cricket world after this test

for me they lost it in the WC, this just reinforced that opinion

Live in a touristy area lads, summers coming.
Lot of poms come through this area, thinking a night on the turps and some good old pommy bashing will be on the cards, get one back for the nigger who dropped Smith and laughed and the dog cunt captain in charge of the shambles.
dont @ me, shall be doing it whether you cunts like it or not
t.aggro cunt

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problematic: the post
where do you live

based: the post
godspeed you foolhardy cunt

miniblog update: really wish bizonacci would make new content

business idea: replace the n word with joffra

STFU YOU JOFFRA!

Based Zyzz

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based
dirty filth poms on pooicide watch

>A draw for the second test but it was a total Ashes foul for the crowd at Lords to boo Steve Smith. His performance on the pitch during his return to Test Match cricket in the UK demands nothing other than respect. He’s a champion and has handled the events of the past year with a real humility. I’m extremely proud of Steve Smith, and it’s not just because he comes from the Shire. The crowd could learn a thing or two from Steve Smith and I look forward to him answering his hecklers with bat and ball in hand to bring home the Ashes.
can the shire really claim Smith? thought he was from St. Georges

>P-PLEASE DON'T DO ANY MEAN BOOING TO OUR PROVEN CHEAT
>meanwhile Aussies booed and seethed Broad for like 5 years for not walking

do Aussie fans have NO self awareness

Most of us don't give a fuck about the booing. Boo all you want it makes it more satisfying when Smith inevitably fucks you lot with the bat.

I don't remember Australia booing Broad after almost dying

Smith was punished
you seething cunts were and never have been, you just cant handle the fact he's brilliant.
Its not the sandpaper shit you hate, its the fact hes so fucking good.
est shit you miserable cunts, your country is a grey grim nightmare and AusGODs get to live in paradise.
we always win

>i-it's only bevans booing smi-
The prestigious Marylebone Cricket Club ejected one of its own members from Lord’s after he hurled verbal abuse at Steve Smith in the famed Long Room of the pavilion.

kek guaranteed replies

>brainlet ozzy manages to kill another ozzy in freak accident
>suddenly an acceptable part of the game for years is completely unacceptable but only when it's done against australia
the victim mentality is the incredible, are you a liverpool fan? you must have got the practice somewhere.

>with bat and ball in hand
Does this fag even watch cricket? Yeah I'm aware that Smith occasionally bowls but it seems a really weird thing to say, as if he's under the impression that Smith is a proper all-rounder.

'Whinging poms' is pure projection.

honestly think aussie fans have been a bit mentally cooked at this point, I've never seen them so rattled

more a reflection of Englels batting lineup

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You're an idiot, nobody is saying Archer did anything wrong but you have to show respect to someone who was concussed, in a lot of pain and still demanded he come back out and get to 92
>le liverpool fan XDD
keep your gay wog shit off my /cric/ thanks
>a total Ashes foul
I doubt he watches any cricket, he's a big strong league customer

oh for sure my guy xD

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Starc has to play next test right?

Did the sport event on an otherwise quiet day get media coverage

>you have to show respect to someone who tried to sandpaper the ball and hide it from officials only 18 months ago
>The Line™ and Spirit of the Game™ as defined by Australians, for everyone else

'Whinging poms' is a pleonasm mate

I'm not sure why the Aussies are getting upset, possibly because it changes every 5 minutes. First it was because Archer bowled a ball, now it's apparently due to people not showing enough respect.

Why are you talking about Bancroft? Cope

>s-show him respect or else!

Really disgusted that Archer teabagged Smith when he went down, no respect.

Is the concept of common decency really that hard for poms to understand? Does it come from despising all the subhuman coloured pouring into the country and stuffing them into council flats so you have nothing to do with them?

I've come to the conclusion that no, they really don't have any self-awareness

>respect him or else we'll trot out the memes again

who are you quoting

based AusGODs still undefeated this series
English trying every dog tactic in the book and STILL cant win
English grimneets projecting hard on cric
Crowd literally crying when based Smoth keeps living free in the entire nations heads
English team absolutely DESPERATE for anything that will help them
Its the most JUST team and series for a long time and its fucking based LOL

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stay down white bwoi

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I've already had 3 Aussies complain to me about Archer like Starc, Johnson don't do the exact same thing. fucking hypocrites

>Australians giving lectures on "common decency"
Should we start giving you lot culinary advice?

Do all you ozzies realise the crowds have been booing Warner as well? It just hasn't been noticeable because he hasn't decided to stick around the crease very long and then hides in the slip cordon when fielding.

Anyone that complains about Archer bowling bouncers is a dropcunt cazzie

desperate cope: the post

done the east coast home and away wicked campervan trip yet?
hehehe

the seethe is incredible. it fills the stadium every time Smoth walks out and its fucking BASED knowing one man can cause so much collective misery

>Do all you ozzies realise the crowds have been booing Warner as well?
What are you trying to say? This absolutely reaffirms the point of this dickhead
Nobody is talking about that now because the issue isn't the sandpaper stuff, it's about booing Smith right after he almost died
How could you not watch that ball and immediately fear for his life, then respect him for desperately trying to play on?

...

this is the post

The bloke who booed Smith after he got injured was ejected for quite literally not showing respect:
>MCC expects that Members respect and support each other, the club, Lord's and all who visit or work there.
>Any conduct demonstrating a failure to show respect, including abusive, discriminatory or inappropriate behaviour or language, will be considered a breach of the rules of the club and render a Member liable to expulsion or suspension.
The first time in the history of Lord's someone's been ejected due to a lack of respectful behaviour (albeit because there was a rule change in May).
I'm not sure how much more respect can be given 2bqh. A cunt did a cunty thing and he was kicked out.

Do you reckon the ECB will post their cringey bouncer barrage music video that Cricket Australia post and jerk themselves off over after every Ashes series?

Yeah honestly I don’t care if you’ve got 50 or 100 drunk poms out of the tens of thousands at that ground booing smith, but some old fat cunt in the long room doing that really boils my blood

Why wasn't Archer holding Smith's hand and helping him through his concussion? Disgusted with his behaviour. If it was me I would have pushed that doctor out of the way so I could pay my respects and ask a barely conscious batsman if he was okay

think this whole debacle is quite petty and beta

You know remember when Brett Lee full on beamed Trescothick

based and alphapilled

hughes was the 9/11 of cricket

Some guy just got his head kicked in outside my house

I bet you were watching behind a twitching curtain. I know I would've been.

haha le ebin irony XD

I went outside like a big boy. Looks like he was trying to break into cars, apparently someone stomped on his head and threw his bike on him. Lots of blood and there's a police cordon across my gate. He had a trailer attached to the bike and I said, 'doubt he was doing a paper round' and people laughed. Wish /cric/ would have seen it, you'd be well proud of me

Reckon Lord's and the Marylebone Cricket Club should be banned from hosting international cricket since they can't control the behaviour of people at their grounds nor the members

If smith doesn't play the next test we automatically lose so here is the game plan for next test:
Unleash the 4 horseman of the apocalypse to kill and engworms and their imported dogs

chuck Neser and MMarsh in there as well

Literally have an import as well mate

Bowl at the toss, give up on batting and run a squad of 10 pace bowlers, head high bouncers every over for the entire match.

Who?

Marnus is South African

poocastle poof going in

yes and no one is complaining about that
that alone should tell you what the issue is

Haven't been on for a bit. But can we just have a chat about how fucking grim it is that a replacement batsman does better than everyone else in the squad. The absolute state of Australian batting

Lmao imagine trying to compare a guy who moved here when he was ten to a guy who's lived in Barbados his whole life, played for the under 19s west indies side, goes back there whenever he gets free time and literally only decided to play for England because it's more lucrative

Nah it actually shows the depth of ausGODian batting stocks

Terror threat on Indian team lads kek

ask Marnus his ethnicity and he will proudly declare: "Queenslander"

give me the rundown

can't wait to Farter to get absolutely exposed by a hooking Steve Smith next test

PCB and BCCI received an anonymous email saying there is an imminent terrorist threat on Indian cricket team.
Which one of you did this?

So if a day hadn't been lost to rain, who would've won the Ashes 2nd test?

depends on whether England would cheat or not

Bit rich.

you should know how the english behaviour can affect results mate

Without the rain we wouldn't have bowled first so who knows

4-0 on the cards

never forget when sebbo got BTFO by sick bars

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not racist but cannot understand a word Archer says thought we taught the darkies to speak

making images like this just encourages him

Has Khawaja ever batted at no. 4?

encourages him to what? get a better rope?

only one listing at 4 during the Sri Lankan tour in 2016, but he didn't bat.

>tfw woke up in best country in the world

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actually no he got out for a golden duck lmao

Cricket Idea: Remove on field umps. Have drs on every possible wicket. Third umps arr one ump from each test playing nation

its just not cricket

Big fan of all the seethe in this thread. That's what cricket's about.

How can you want to drop this face?

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Who replaces Poorner?

Line up for Aus next test
Harris
Khawaja (c)
Marnus
Head
Wade
Paine
Siddle
Cummins (Pattinson if need to rest Cummins)
Hazlewood
Lyon

Lmao

Fuck me meant to be Harris and then Bancroft opening

Smith wont play even though he will be capable of doing so. This concussion stuff is gonna cuck him out of next test
If not have Head and Bancroft opening
Move Marnus to after Smith

Based 10 man team

that was my main problem with it
that and the literal 80 IQ mong Khawaja captaining

Cringe

Paine is a stopgap captain for Head to become established

Who else captains though?
Id rather bowlers be stress free of captaining
Only other person id say would be Wade

what a POOF

savage.

>nonce zealand
>calling anything other than themselves savage

Why are you dropping Mr T from captain?

Shit captain
Simple as

t. Crazy Fool

Come on ireland, stop trying to make us keep Paine as captain so England have it easier this week

I don't like the idea of changing the captain. You'll smash England at Edgbaston anyway, it's the most suited wicket for Australians.
Also, any Irishman that supports England is no Irishman.

Head

whos better, hawksbee or jacobs

>one fifth of hong kongs population out in protest
reckon the cricket team is there lads

haven't done one of these in awhile boys

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figured i'd do one for last thread as well

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is he crying? kek

>Who else captains though?
uh maybe our current captain? He's not that bad

>all those dramatic changes
>but still keeping Wade
tip top kek

>Only other person id say would be Wade
you're a fucking idiot de su

are you on proxy m8? your flag doesn't say the United States of America x

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the incel pedo richo

His comeback was it took 30 minuted to write that

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Warner scored three and five in the second Test and has now registered four successive single digit totals in the series - the first Australian opener to do so against England since Mark Taylor in 1997.

I wonder what a word cloud of the obese parasite's search history would look like...

meh, better than being a gutless chink or boomercunt who only wants to rape our country. Punch on for based Steve any day of the week
hows that sydney fucker stabbing cunts?
not one chink helped stop him and he even stabbed one of em.
very telling

the Terror s02 is gutting lads
bunch of nips being emo wtf

reckon a wordcloud of the incel pedo richo's search history would be rated pic related

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what was the first season like mate
been meaning to check it out

Does Newcastle actually get any foreign tourists? Can't imagine why they would want to go there

>one of like 3 people to score runs for aus
>dropping him
Dont like him in the team but right now aus batting is dire af

But he's not scoring runs, he got a century against a depleted bowling side after we had virtually won but has otherwise made scores of 1, 6 and 1

you sound mad and envious of big, strong and muscular Sydney

>shitney
>big, strong, or muscular

boat kino mate

basically chernobyl meets master and commander

Anyone have the pic of warner standing on the ledge so that he was equal height with the others

>master and commander
never understood that movie tb h

GOLD COAST?

yeah

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posts tits and timestamp

love u

fucking epic cranium on lyon there

Breakfast time. Do the aussies ever have a full breakfast or is it just vegemite

reckon they also put some cum in with the vegemite

'chabin bla
how y'all joffras doin x

not sure anyone has semen for breakfast mate

maybe its just you

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the incel pedo richo

>No cricket
Can't be arsed with life until Thursday lads, the sport is pure escapism at this point

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ooof
'ave you considered learning a thing or two about the sport la? you might at least enjoy it a bit more

I'm looking forward to catching up on some sleep ngl.

alri off to early toil
catch y'all joffras later x

absolutely fantastic TV

pure kino
best telly in a while until Chernobyl came out

Lads, i am glad its three days till next test
Wasnt gonna make it if was a long gap like between 1st and 2nd

wow yeah thank God you're going to be OK

Shant gonna be replying to any Poo Peelanders from here on out after they lose a cricket match
They get a bit too upset for my liking and it isnt fun kicking someone when they are already down

If I didn't know better I'd say sebbo wrote that post

how do you know any better though? as an antipoodean aren't you defined as being a know-nothing?

ah yeh, buddy of mine was telling me about that one
where can i watch that one?

Do you reckon Stokes could captain England? Feel like it would be too much to ask for given his current workload

>sebbo being smart enough to use a proxy
Careful lad, cant give him too much credit

>iktfb
feel like shit when no test cricket is on.

>pozzie gets trips
>wastes them talking about sebbo
rent fucking free

>he spent a half hour writing ">he spent over a half hour writing this"

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actually I retract this until further viewing.
e02 showed improvement

youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k
me on the right

Sebbo seething that he aint Aussie or English

too late mate, its in the system

>Sebbo seething that he aint Aussie or English

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>trips

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Foxtel

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don't think I'll be watching a single episode myself simply not interested

tipping he'd give anything to be an Australian. pathetic really.

Mindhunter s02 however
bonafide banger

wouldn't be an australian if they paid me $180k/year to do it
not about to give up guns and smokes, even if it does get rid of the illegals and open up a whole new world of potential asian gfs

It must hurt him deeply to have them reject him so.

also seriously lads, imagine a nation where netball is a legitimate sport
i don't know why you aren't in arizona already, holy shit

him larping as a NZer was probably his lowest point 2bh

literally never once claimed to be a poo peelander

>be nonce zealander
>be frantically searching the archives
rent fucking free lads

Downloaded TMS this morning and listening to Archer turning Smoth into vegemite

based tms
how do i listen to this in the USA?

waikato.ac.nz/study/subjects/computer-science

Love Test Cricket
Love T20s
Love /cric/
Love hibi /cric/
Love Zachy
Love Daniel
Hate The Poms
Hate Sebbo
It is that simple lads

>Love T20s
>Hate The Poms
Cringe.

he also loves hibi/cric/ and daniel
those are the big cringes tbeh

what about me

Not a fan of this post

honestly hating sebbo is the biggest cringe

You guys arent that bad
Just forget you lot exist, haha

kek, when will they learn

I don't know if BBC blocks it to only the UK. I download it using get-iplayer on linux. I suppose if i was abroad i'd either use a UK VPN or be sneaky and use Tor and set it to only use UK entry/exit nodes

*correctly recognises that nigeria is the future of cricket*

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the incel pedo richo

bit rude

Im sorry lad, just me parents always said to be honest, and as much i love you lot at times, i just forget about yas

Love Zachy
Love Shitspouter
Love Joshy
Love Rajipooter
Love the Reporter
Love Statsy
Love Statsclone
Love Lawncunt
Love Ruruposter
Love Bitcho
Love Goosey
Love Prossielad
Love Sailcunt
Love SkateNEET
Love Bushpigbro
Love Seething Curry
Love Seething Kiwi
Love Seething Saffa
Love Daniel
Love Little Daniel
Love Wankush
Love Dermo
Love FHG Ltd
Love Gatecunt
Love AMS
Love B3K
Love Trinibro
Love Saxon
Love Threadcunt
Love all other Commonwealth posters

Hate Sebbo.

pretty straightforward.

Now this, this is the post of the decade if i dare say so.
Looking forward to the thrilling re-enactment on the big screen

>imagine having no hateful bones in your body
>imagine loving everyone around you
>imagine being exposed to based sebbo
>imagine developing a burning hatred for nothing other than based sebbo
>imagine being so obsessed with based sebbo that you can list all the things you love just so you can clarify that you hate based sebbo
>imagine letting based sebbo live rent free in your tiny antipoodean skull
really fucking shocking if i'm really honest lads

Imagine being a yank

what's shocking is that someone is so fat and pathetic that they have continually forced their unwanted presence here 16 hours a day after day month after month

who will play me?
dare I say it, Michael Fassbender?

>he didn't make the list

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Adam Sandler

missed the amir loving britpaki off that list lad, though he's probably offed himself now he's retired from tests

Michael Cera

still upset.

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Not fond of this bullying. Some of you lads should be ashamed of yourselves.

t. played by Rob Schneider

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Isn't that Zachy?

keen

should that have been a no-ball for being an above waist full toss?

keen

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he really does

he alternates between absolutely jerking us off and then lashing out whenever we insult him. it's clear there's nothing he wants more than to be a big strong australian and he gets genuinely insulted whenever he's rejected.
even look how he's started adopting Australian slang. just pathetic.

t. played by pre-surgery Jonah Hill

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>Love Daniel

steady on

no Zach is first

...

I look more like Cera than Hill tbbrutallyh

how is that cheating? he threw the ball at him

stokes even tried to get the boundary rescinded iirc

.

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English weather looms

t. cheater

5 runs not 6 you COMPLETE cunt

imagine coming from a nation so used to cheating that you can't even recognise a blatant abuse of the rules

>forgot the pic
aha

ya fkn blew it

literally was not me don't know what to say

or maybe it was? honestly don't know anymore lads

hmm

I'm absolutely seething about England importing this Blackfella and him bullying >us

I want all four horsemen picked NOW. Fuck off Shittle and Paine to fit them in

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>posts a minute and two seconds apart
>adding a dot so Yea Forums doesn't think it's a repeat lost
you have been EXPOSED

More whinge

Have the operating theater on standby for Thursday

safe bet to put money on warner coming out to give a convincing 5 (30) if he doesn't get dropped from the squad?

Imagine how kino it would be if he stayed with the West Indies. They would actually have been competitive in tests all these years, could have won the world cup and Englel wouldn't have made the semis

I have to ask that you take me on my word

take the piss mate

>mediocre keeper
>unironically a worse bat than Pattinson
>meh captain
what is the point of him?

>b-but he was quite a good wicketkeeper
it isnt 2010 anymore. He has been shit for ages.

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what are the odds?

>meh captain
He's a terrible captain, only reason we have completely collapsed was Smoth in the shadows being the real captain. It was evident last night in particular

Nah Windies batting way too shit to be competitive in ODIs

but yeah theyd have a great test bowling lineup

Bit like cumgod sending an over full of beamers at a tail ender

Keep whinging boyo

How is that like taking the piss?

hmm

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literally putting the house on it

love you and all my dear /cric/ boros (you know who you are)

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Ladies and gentlemen, your next Australian test captain

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unironically

can Smoth be captain again or got the ban?

best keeper in the country as bad as he is

Bookies are crooks
Dont fall for it

wonder what FHG is up to

you're unironically a cazzie?

based retard is my favourite comeback

banned for another year from the captaincy
and good for a mean 20, which is better than anyone in the reserves

>drop Paine
>but keep Warner and Khawaja in

based cazzies falling for the captain must be the best batsman meme

Warner and Khawaja have more than 0(zero) first class centuries since 2006 m8

You can't just change the captain unbased retard

???

centuries scored in Australia on roads don't mean shit in England

based casual isnt aware that Paine hasnt scored a century since 2005. Unironically.

the dykes in Mindhunter are doing my head in

Sorry, I read that as neither Khawaja or Warner have has first class centuries in that time lmao

is /cric/ still a racism-free zone?

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More dykes than Anna Torv in S1?

>muh wicket keeper must bat meme

mark of a casual. in all of cricket history there have been three (3) keepers who would bat, Gilchrist, Flower and Dhoni. casuals will point to Sangakkara and de Villiers now without realising that they were mediocre players when they were still trying to be keepers. trying to create the next Gilchrist has ruined an entire generation of wicket keepers. no one in Australia can keep anymore and none of the keepers can bat for shit.

the wicket keeper batsman meme is the most damaging one in cricket. unless you're an absolute freak, you should be sticking to one role or the other. an average of 30 is fine for a keeper if they're good behind the stumps and Paine is the best man behind the stumps in Australia.

>your

based me

somebody had to say it

>tfw no BJ Watling in your test side

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why should you expect players to be good at two roles when most struggle with just one, just mental

need a specialist WK thread

>Paine is the best man behind the stumps in Australia
He hasn't been keeping like it so far this series.

sebbo is lashing out

>grimland

somebody post team lists for leeds

25 Most Funniest Cricket Meme Pictures That Will Make You Laugh

NEW

Shan't be posting in a racebait shitpost thread.

it's just a bit of fun jesus christ

odds of Smith playing next match? and if smith does play who comes out for labiaschange?

Khawaja

Can Labuschagne open at all? Must admit I haven't seen a lot of him.

He has done so before, but he normally bats first drop. Can't be any worse than Warner or Bancroft though.

I love niggers can you please PLEASE just use my new thread?

oh dear. this is embarrassing for him

Reckon Smith's successful return to test cricket has exacerbated Warner's frustration at his poor showing thus far?

Graeme Smith has already retired, mate.

He definitely did not try to rescind the boundary mate.