/heem/ - kyuubi chakra in the 4th round edition

stop with this meme. there is no reason for jon to move up and i dont blame him. no i am not a jon jones fan. if you can easily make 205 why move up? have you ever participated in wrestling or any other combat sport?

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram
>Faggy Shartin

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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I need a compilation of all the body /liver shots
Ita funny how stipe went in and spammed one hit until dc crumbled

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I thought about it all night

DC beat Stipe in dominant fashion when both were fresh in the first round, the rest of the fight was an accident

For me, DC won the story

Stipe confirmed for the Clevekage

Does DC get body heemed and flushed If he comes in at the same weight as the first fight?

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Cormier was my boy last night up until he started again with the eye pokes. Where do I go from here

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oh nonono

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Imagine taking steroids, being 20 years younger, cutting 20 more pounds, and still losing to Yoel.

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Stipe came into that fight after fighting Ngannou

When you're about to finally get your pay day and you get to fight a pillow puncher

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absolute brainlet post, i've never seen a more clear story winner than stipe in this fight

Official winners of the story are as follows
>Nate
>Yoel
>DC

fucking nunes is the straightest and most based/redpilled thing a man could do

Stipe clearly lost the story. The whole thing came down to whether or not DC would retire. Nobody gave a fuck that stipe was champ

Looks like character from Dead Space

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based retard

I'd actually pay to see him trying to do a standup show after 4-6 more HW fights, give him people like Ngannou, Hardy, Lewis, Tuivasa and just for fun someone like Oleinik. After that it would be like seeing someone with severe downs trying to figure out a rubik's cube

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Was this the biggest brainlet move in title fight history?

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>pay day
what pay day no one is getting shit with this espn deal

>stipe losing the stoy
>after get poked multiple times
stop the cope

Needs a faceapp pronto

Stipe retired DC but DC was too pussy to make it official in the cage (probably would've cried again lel)

Even more definitive of a Stipe story win

why the hell would he move up when he can bully anyone with impunity at 205?

Based retard

Stipe won the story because the fight played out like one of the Rocky movies. Stipe got his ass beat and persevered to get the finish, a finish that happened because he broke his opponent. Absolutely epic

romero won
gooch hurt is foot
dc won the story
kam worthy flushed the great nigga hope
cifers in my new fff

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caz af

yOU'RE PATHETIC AND A NOBODY, BUD.

Have the in cage fighter weights come out yet? I know they release that info in california.

Somebody should take predictions for how much yoel and paulo weighed on fight night.

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>Jones walks around at 235
source?

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If this was Pride DC could just lay his fat body over Stipe

From the village of the hidden river (because it's on fire) in the land of steel so I think he's steelkage? Haganekage?

early stoppage

>Losing until you win
Just another can that landed a lucky hook

bros DC was so dissappoint again

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was yoel ever even good?

It's gonna be ok.

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Moves like this show a glaring hole in the MMA ruleset.
This is a death sentence for Stipe anywhere but the soft matting of the octagon. DC body slammed him on his neck, that would break his neck and crack ope the back of his skull if it were on cement or even just dry dirt
youtube.com/watch?v=2g2eUdWAP3g
The rules of MMA/the UFC artificially weaken what is in reality the highest percentage death move in martial arts - slamming your opponent on the back neck or head.
We should add a rule that a solid Judo Ippon or wrestling 5 point throw is an immediate victory via TKO regardless of whether or not the other fighter is actually knocked out, because we are supposed to be testing for the "ultimate fighter" yet the objectively "ultimate moveset" (slamming the opponent) is artificially removed due to the GMAX of the UFC canvas.
>but then the meta would become slamming your opponent!
Yes, it would, which is what it should be, because that's the meta in a real fight.

Was the crowd full of casuals last night?
Costa clearly won that fight..

>lucky hook
he must have landed like 10 lucky hooks to the body in a row then you stupid cunt

Based boomer.

>b-b-but the melanin obsessed mma journalists all said Yoel won

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Under normal circumstances DC wins the fight decisively on top of winning the story. 5 round fights are a travesty, they need to stop doing that, 3 rounds please.

It worked for Andrade.

>Mma fights should be mortal combat
what is wrong with you?
Also Stipe would not have clung onto DC like that if he thought he would get spiked. He trusted that DC would not break the rules and kill him.
MMA is a sport, not a real fight.

Silencio, mono asqueroso.

I invented Anthony Penis

Champ Shit Only

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youtu.be/Hh7_POC2ueQ

STILL loving it

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anderson is the lineal heavyweight champion

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It will unironically be a backstreet pro wrestling company. They flay each other with barbed wire and shit in their fake fights.

I meant specifically him showing off and holding Stipe's entire weight in the air for that long, heem gassying himself all for nought because Stipe was able to stick the landing.
Andrade just picked Bug Rose and slammed her right down.

>he’s back
Dude I remember when the whole thread BTFOd you in March. I’ll post the cliff notes so you remember and scurry back to your hole

MMA is not a simulated death match, or a street fight.

There.

Stipe is the bisping of heavy weight
>lucky hook against werdum
>tapped against Overeem
>Chin pre-deleted by ngannou
>flushed by DC

When you consider all these things can you really say Stipe is the best heavyweight of all time?

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>that exact same spot

DC has an off button

>Jones walks around at 235
No he doesn't lol

Really happy I got to see the obese loser DC get heemed in person.

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Who tf are any of these ppl

Reminder that it was ANOTHER fucking delayed stoppage by Herb Dean. This guy is responsible for the death of so many brain cells it's not even funny.

Andrade picked Rose up a bunch, though, overall she exerted herself more with that move. DC fucked up in the second round, not the first.

>tfw

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Can’t wait for him to heem Kebab

norteño pendejo olor a establo

>When you consider all these things can you really say Stipe is the best heavyweight of all time?

Yes, heavyweight is garbage.

Why didn't Romero use his wrestling more last night?

DC wins the trilogy

I don't know what the science behind these edits are but they never fail to make me laugh

Why was Yoel fighting with his mouth wide open and his tongue out?

so you agree stipe is a can. Just the luckiest can of all time?

DC vs Stipe

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Crowd is always full of cancer
Imagine thinking Yoel won eating all these bodyshots

>those narrow wrists and small hands

Literally laughing at his narrow frame ahhahaha what a wristlet like wtf lmao

He doesn't use it offensively unless he's throwing out a last minute takedown to trick the judges. It's pretty dumb, to be honest.

I don't know, it was very strange..

god mma is the stupidest sport to watch in person

Nigger

>ufc fighter

youtube.com/watch?v=gEseksQZfeE

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I'm sorry lads but yoel is flushed. No longer my boy, him and DC lost me money. These boomers got BTFO, it's over.

Stipe is the greatest heavyweight of all time, which means he can heem almost any other fighter due to the size/weight advantage. However, heavyweight is a bit shallow when it comes to technical skill.

when does poomero ever commit to wrestling?

Does Stipe beat Jones?

i was right about everything.
the adesanya meme ends next.

Fucking glory supporter. I still have Mark Hunt as one of my boys and Yoel will always have a spot because of his antics.

Robert Whittaker is now your boy.

t. scared of the outside shut-in

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I heem'd DC in training prior to the fight, im the reason he was chinleted

There's no argument DC is completely exposed right? No gas tank, total bodyshotlet. How does he ever win another fight?

It's ridiculous, it was obvious he could take Costa down, but he seemed content eating shots and sticking his tongue out..

Stipe destroys Jones, I've been saying it for years.

not if you have decent seats

internet experts. might as well post scorecards from anons on heem

whoa, based

Paulo is now officially my boy in MW

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I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone

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whats even the point to go there if you still have to watch the fight from the screens

guys im really sad about Yoel losing.. I thought he stole round 2 and won round 3 can anybody make me feel better..

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>takes 5 years for mma brainlets to punch a fat guy in the body

All his weird shit is to throw off and mislead the opponent into thinking he's weaker than he is. The problem is that it also tricks the judges into thinking he's weaker than he is.

Romero has the best fighting style and the worst point fighting style.

you're not allowed to hop on the hype train now
sorry, it's too late

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Based

see

If you goof around and play fool after every punch your opponent can't know if you're truly rocked or tired.
Also you can fool cazzies into believing that you won the round.

>"Haha he's making silly face, that means he isn't getting completely wrecked"
Romero loving and respectful persona is an act.

He milked the groin shot and kept walking backwards in the third, it was his own dumb fault he lost the decision. I thought it was a majority draw, personally.

i kinda want adesanya to beat bobby (not gonna happen) so costa can take his belt and soul

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based Ricky

what a heartlet

Whittaker heems Costa ded

I thought this too when I saw that episode. You don't say you were 'happy as fuck' someone beat your teammate.

>Costa
OH NO NO NO

COSTA POPPED

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Not the Stipe who was getting outboxed by a wrestler with an 8 inch reach disadvantage for 3 rounds

The old man is flushed, no flushed boomer can be my boy. Time to look for a new boy. He knows this was his last chance to get another title shot, he blew it. Sticking his tongue out and he had the potential to do so much more, just stood there and took shots. Hope i never see this huge disappointment again

Pooelito isn't that good at wrestling for a similarly to askren. He relies on his explosiveness, if it doesn't work he gets shut down.
Bobby completely outwrestled him, the whole olympic narrative is a meme because it doesn't translate to MMA.

Shit I didn't realize it was that bad.

Costa was really dominant for the first few minutes and just downhill from there

The first half of your post I wanted you to die. The second half you won me back

COSTA POPPED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Romero loving and respectful persona is an act.

All Olympians are secretly killers who want to win at all costs. This also applies to the goofy ones like Romero, DC and Cehudo.

Wew looks like Yoel won the fight AND the story

source it faggot

>poosta

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Can it be true? Dare I hope?

big if true

>poola poosta

check twitter

link it please

Wrong. MMA and martial arts are first and foremost about subduing and killing a resisting opponent. That is what martial arts are about. unless you're a worthless casual who sees this as first a sport then your opinion doesn't matter anyway.
MMA is different from other combat sports in that it actually is attempting to simulate, to the closest degree possible, a death match between two martial artists. So you're wrong.
There.

of who

That’s what happens when you support Bolsonaro. Conservative Brazilians btfo

I am

Yeah, but you could almost feel the impotent rage.
He strike me as the kind of guy who always pretend it's all fair and game but become a cunt when things don't go his way.

2020 will be hard on the brothers
Woodley forgotten
DC forgotten
Yoel forgotten
Israel forgotten
Marty forgotten

are we getting memed right now

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Costa didnt pop its just seething discord trannies

you're all a bunch of gullible freaks

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>believing the burger
Absolutely seething his spic mutt cubano lost

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>He strike me as the kind of guy who always pretend it's all fair and game but become a cunt when things don't go his way.

Yeah, literally all Olympians are like this. It's like Latin American football, or like cycling in the Lance Armstrong era. The game they play includes getting away with cheating, or they lose.

woodley will heem queefington

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I actually have inside info on Costa. You'll hear about it in the next couple hours. Funny this would actually happen though

At least Edwards will take welterweight in 2021

Francis Ngannou, Leon Edwards and Khalil Rountree will pick that shit back up, don't worry.

fake news

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Jones Instagram story mocking DC was pretty cringe, he's too much of a pussy to go to heavyweight so he roots for Stipe to win

Masvidal will end that meme

Oh no guys just saw this on twitter. Yoel just tested positive for being gay and flushed. Breaking news, check Okamoto's twitter.

lmao at Rountree

Support you countrymen

Add Cody to the list and remove DC.

BREAKING TWITTER NEWS: Conor won the third round and the story of the fight.

Rountree is the next big thing, screencap this post.

Brehs....... i just checked twitter....... DC popped..... for being reddit..... how could this happen bros???? Legacy ruined....

This smelly n word(nigger word) will never fight again

He's trying to fuck up DC's pound-for-pound rank so he leapfrogs him.

whos is this upcoming chinese prospect?

>there are not 4 different countries under this flag
Based burgeducation

>seething yoel fags still seething
imagine thinking he won anything but the 3rd?

I love DC but it was really hard to root for him after all those eyepokes.

the second was a draw and Yoel won the story

i know you're le meming but conor won everything but the fight
the story
the 3rd round
the war
the fans

and he will win the rematch

Oh shit Dana just went live on ESPN and said UFC is closing down because there's no point competing now that Ryan Hall solved the sport. WTF bros what are we going to do now???

If you're at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight, no fucking excuses.
The HW champion is the only champion.
The upper weight limit should be removed from heavyweight and the lower weight limit should be lowered to 126lbs, forcing everyone else that should be fighting at heavyweight to move up to heavyweight where they belong and allowing those that can't cut to 265lbs to fight in the UFC.

>/heem/'s boys - agree/disagree?

FLW: nobody
BW: Sean O'Malley
FTW: Ortega
LW: Poirier
WW: Covington
MW: Paulo Costa
LHW: Johnny Walker
HW: Overeem

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ok fucker bitches.. Costa didnt pop this time but he WILL eventually

>the GOAT would have kod a heavyweight champ if he didn't go for a flying knee

Truly based

The p4p rankings are such a joke. Steepay is currently 11 on p4p yet just heemed number 1.
There absolutely should not be this big of a upheaval on the p4p rankings every fight, they are so useless.

nah this is all shit

>Pootega
>Poorier
>Poovereem
"no"

All cans

It's called a liver.

he also hate homos

based

this list is terrible my man

Yeah Costa is roided, or was roided, but how many people can have this performance while on roids? He is special either way
Also, do you guys seriously think other fighters aren't juiced?

Jones will now be re-gaining his rightful place at the top of the official P4P rankings

Do us Jonesfags EVER stop winning?

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>never had a fight before

We all have that same button moron

They just exist for marketing purposes.

>won the story
This meme needs to end

I'm more impressed with how he's able to beat USADA. No doubt they're putting him under a microscope.

>flushes Yoel Romero

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Ariel Helwani just reported I had pleasant consensual intercourse with (you)r gf last night

>c-costa will p-pop....THIS time!

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Yoel and Costa would have walked through that shit, and did.

Pooel flushed him more like

Paulo maintains he is natty as can be, he was actually quite offended by Homero calling him a roider.

IRL Stipe would move and not just stay suspended like that. Stipe did the right thing. Let the fatty gas himself and prepare for the landing. Obviously DC wasn't going to kill him. If it was IRL, he'd not allow himself to get paralyzed/killed.

FLW- Cringejudo
BW- King of Cringe
FW- KZ
LW- El Cucuy
WW- Colby
MW- Bobby
LHW- Jonny Bones
HW- Stipe

post your versions then, faggots. Remember, these are /heem/'s boys - not your personal favourite fighters

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>n word(nigger word)
Based.

retards think steroids give you magical athletic abilities

>Also, do you guys seriously think other fighters aren't juiced?

Not all of them, hard to give a percentage, but is surely not comparable to cycling or athletics.
I have a hard time believing guys like Bisbong or Diaz are on something.

She's fat as fuck.

steroids are literally only taken to prevent injuries
and yet soibois and redditors are pro-USADA...
it's like they don't even like watching entertaining fights

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FLW: Joe Jitsu
BW: Sterling
FW: Aldo
LW: Ferguson
WW: Covington
MW: Whittaker
LHW: Walker
HW: Hardy

>Paulo maintains he is natty as can be

So has every juicer ever

Max being beta

Dan will offer Cormier a re-rematch. Trust me

ur fucking brittish shut the fuck up about our boys retard

FLW: nobody
BW: nobody
FTW: Aldo
LW: Ferguson
WW: Covington
MW: Romero/Costa split
LHW: Jones
HW: Miocic

for me its DC/Stipe 4

Hypothetically couldn't you just pick your opponent up the whole round and win from octagon control or would you lose from not having top position?

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I'm so glad Hendricks is utterly flushed, and wasted all of his prime UFC money on a fucking failed restaurant.

based henderson enjoying the show

I think DC wanted to announce a retirement if he won but now he may be conflicted. He doesn't want to go out on a loss.

why are you so emotional, buddeh?

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Who is FLW?

>steroids are literally only taken to prevent injuries

PEDs radically improve your stamina, and stamina is the new meta.

You would likely get the position taken away just like clinching on the fence with no strikes or real takedown attempts.

I heard Gov Schwarzeneger heemed Colby backstage.

play nice charlie

real undisputed /HEEM/ boys
Flw no one
Bw Cringe man, O'Malley is a secondary heem boy
Fw Ryan Hall is the ultimate heem boy, Zombie and Zabit secondaries
Lw Tony, Raging Al secondary
Ww Colby
Mw Costa
Lhw Jones, Walker secondary
Hw Hardy

Dumb. If DC wins it puts the division in a weird spot.

To be more realistic it should be openweight.
Fighters should fight on concrete and be forced to take a pre agreed dose of alcohol in their contracts (0.5g/l in their bloods at least ).
Wives of the fighter should be allowed to try to break fight during the round, and if a slur is thrown friends of the fighter should be allowed to jump in ( Minorities should be allowed 5 friends more for a more realistic experience ).

Slurs hurled should be counted in the scoring, to win a round the damage must scale to the slur said.

Guys in the Baba O'Reilly montage when Who man sings "Don't cry, don't raise your eye" there a badass clip of Matt Hughes carrying some bum across the cage and slamming him down. Who is that bum? Is it Mike Swick?

It's bullshit Costa won a unanimous decision right? Should have been split if anything?

don’t think so, stipe truly wins 9 out of 10 times and will punish his tummy since round 1

>should have been split
Have literally never read/heard this before and for good reason.

Split decision aren't a metrics of how the fight was close.
It doesn't change anything, if some retard judge gave it to Romero it would have made no difference.

You have it all so easy living surrounded by black booty
Imma swear next blacl gurl i see im holla at her if yall nahmean

UFC RACE WAR
Spic champs- 3 (Henry, Jessica, Amanda)
Black champs- 3 (Jones, Adecanya, Snoozeman)
Polynesian champs- 2 (Min, Bobby)
White champs- 4 (Valentina, The Diamond, Khabib, HW GOAT Stipe)
The White Race is Back on Top Once Again.
How can inferior races compete? We back brathas

costa controlled the fight and romero kept getting hit

do you know what a split decision is? it means at least one judge is wrong.
a fight should never end in a split decision.
a close fight is not a split decision
Costa clearly won the first two rounds

please read the ruleset before posting here

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Rogan is going to push Stipe as the best heavyweight ever, so DC retiring after getting beat by him isn't very shameful, and he'll have a big career afterwards.

Or DC can sit out a year for the rerematch.

125 - olivis husband
135 - assuncao
145 - zombie
155 - gillespie
170 - maia
185 - cannonier
205 - walker
heavy - werdum (stipe interim)

>stipe truly wins 9 out of 10 times
He lost the first fight and more than half of the second

>bigbrain.jpeg
Smartest post in a while

He probably does. Jones is 6'4-6'5. 235 is a perfectly reasonable weight for a guy that big.

What's your favorite singular UFC moment of the year?

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>Costa clearly won the first two rounds
That's where you're wrong you dumb shitter

jokes on you I have no gf

>carrying some bum across the cage and slamming him down
I guess that's Trigg

>tfw you finally accept that Jones would beat DC at heavyweight too

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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DCfags now know what us Rose fans went through. Winning the fight until you lose

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>flag
>white

Colby shouting at Usman in the post fight interview, while Kamaru had his belly rubbed by security.

why? because reddit?

well I saw a ton of black British whores complaining about the fire near Zrće a month ago or so

go there

Fuck that, DC made a ton of mistakes leading up to his heem. Rose was a perfect combat ballerina until that Brazilian troll snapped her in half.

>he was winning until fluke lost :(
cope. dc was winning until he wasn’t anymore and got finished.

you can't just stand covered and throw a couple of counter punches and expect to win because your opponent's head snapped back and it looked cool
whoever thinks yoel won, should stop watching mma or at least stop posting here.

frank trigg

Benavidez, he will end the Cringejudo meme

I bet the people who thought Yoel won are the same people who thought Wonderboy beat Toilet Till

I BET

Asscream KO'd in record time

Costa also kept getting hit

They're 1-1 you stupid fucker

Rockhold getting his jaw broken again by Polish Power

Rose wasn't perfect she can't defend a take down 1/10th as well as Joanna can

this is the cazzie idiot i'm talking about here

MY BOY YOEL GOT ROBBED
MY BOY DC LOST A FLUKE MATCH DUE TO BODYSHOTS
FUCKKK THIS SPORT

costa is bringing back the old days of the ufcwhen roid heads would spam right hands

I bet you're the shitflinging Bong that posts in the /box/ threads

tfw there's a future where DC retires before the third jon jones fight

Is jungle fever common among Balkanigger ?
I swear among boards that shows flag you are the most represented among the Kween trhead.

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0-2 in story you goofball

You guess wrong.
FUCK boxing. Sport for fight-dodging cock-sniffing coke-snorting BUMS

watching hendricks lose never gets old. guy was such a fucking cheat and everyone knew it. one of the most usada'd fighters in history

what about eye gouges and kicks to the nuts?

Thanks.

How the fuck was it a fluke? He has terrible body defence. How is it a fluke when Stipe readjusted his gameplan and hit DC repeatedly over and over again in the exact same spot once he realised DC wasn't defending the body?
DC's win has literally been proven to be a fluke arising from a delayed Ngannou heeming on Stipe. He came out fresh and recovered for this fight and tanked way harder shots than what KO'd him in the last one.
DC is a flukey bum. Cope

Based leaf exposing the cazzies on /pol/

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Totally, face of a winner right here.

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based

Colby raping Lawler and watching reddit and sherdog cry desu

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“A couple”

Stop. Yoel had more sig strikes. If Costa won, it was because of octagon control

DC has good body defence but defending his body is what got him KO'd by Jones you casual fuck

please don't encourage any kind of crossposting, /pol/ is even shitting up /tg/ these days

1 Masvidal sleeping Asscuck
2. Mandrade slamming Rose
3. Stiopic heeming Cuckmier

Thoughts on Yoelito sticking his tongue?

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>octagon control
yoel looked more comfortable to fight against the cage for a lot of that.

Mummy guard is bad for body defense

I remember redditors saying he was going to pop for sure after every single one of his first fights in the UFC

cazzies cant deal with the coming of the natty god

I never thought that in DC v Stipe 2, Ngannou would win the story.

Stipe had 6 months between the DC and Ngannou fights. I wouldn't really call that too short a time.

i agree, tongue was out which means he was fine and comy

eye pokes didn’t work this time looser

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nah man Rose looked like perfection. and besides, at HW you know there is always a chance someone can KO the other at any time. Rose's loss is one of the worst and most devistating ive ever seen

yoel is slipping like 90% of these

This but only if it were against her will

Afaik zrce is a sausage party
I do need to go somewhere tho
I dont know
I used to post them on pol and here , a lil bit on int
We even got one black queen to vocaroo shoutouts to us on int
I dont do it anymore since i dont have time but i wish i could meet a few black cuties and maybe smack an ass or coochie nahmean

jungle fever is common here in potato nigger town because we have never seen one irl. its funny when people from here get famous in and they immediately start voraciously fucking black women like fassbender and colin farrell with his sex tape.
I just want to fuck a negress bros.

at least she doesn't tap to strikes

based and truthpilled
DCucks on suicide watch

henry is european

>joanna vs. michelle main event
literally retarded on every level i'm not buying tickets

also jon jones will now be officially ranked #1 p4p lol

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KHABIB HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did anyone else hear this coming from outside last night?

Stipe learned from last time and that's why he swung a hammer at DC the second he got eyepoked

>Yoel getting hit by those glancing shots don't count because he glanced them a bit, but weak Yoel jabs on Costa DO count because..... err.... yeah.

This is what Yoelcucks actually believe.

>you're taking everything I worked for you fat bitch!

I think we should reserve judgment until Spainsperg comments on the situation.

I counted at least 8 before DC even attempted blocking them

Danis flushes Pooel

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>perfection
no that would be joanna 50-44ing andrade, not rose's submission attempt takedown defense

she tapped to carla fucking esparza lmao

Isnt he a big dc fag?

Romero literally had twice as many strikes to the head.

>Cain helps DC's fight camp
>DC wins

>DC doesn't help Cain's fight camp
>Cain loses

>Cain doesn't help DC's fight camp
>DC loses

Just how bad is Darrion Caldwell?

>sherdog
What's your sherdog username? I'm a legend on there with over 20k posts.

the day this dropped

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Stipe beat the #1 P4P so now he is the #1 P4P. Fuck Jones

Based judges not giving any credence at all to shit takedowns that led to nothing that were purely just to game the point system.
Pooel shooting with like 5 seconds to go in the round was fucking cringe

>I just want to fuck a negress bros.
Totally understand
But all the black bitches we get come from englel
Nottingham in my case

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Can’t comment if you’re crying in the corner

>Cain
>DC
>Luke
All dabbed on

She was slowing down hard in the second and was starting to get caught exiting. By round 4 Andrade would have HEEMED her had the slam not done it first.

this but unironically

>expecting an Olympic athlete to not play the rules against themselves

the judges were bitter

As a handfag this bitch is disgusting. Disgusting fingers. stop posting this bitch

imagine posting some faggot rebbitor's comment from faggot twitter

*pukes*

something looks off with her face in this one

Face is an absolute mess but her petit body I would fuck for days

retard alert, go watch more big brown breakdown faggot HAHAHAH

Bloody Elbow confirmed cazzie cuckolds

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I'd fucking destroy all of you.

bit of a butter face but i'd heem her with my dick,if you know what i mean

DC was already crying just talking about thinking about maybe retiring possibly

Is he weak there b/c he's fat and doesn't have sufficient enough muscle in that location? Ik liver shots are devastating in general but he seems to react worse to them than the average UFC fighter and maybe more susceptible to getting hit with them due to his stubby arms.

>khabib
>white

>retard who thinks his gamecube wwf game is real

And on September 7th Dustbin Poop-peepeer will defecate an ungodly, olfactory gland-assaulting brown vestige of last night’s Lafayette jumbalaya down DiarrheaBibs throat, and the last AKA clown will be exposed.

kek

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Khabib is Caucasian

Muscle lies underneath fat, as a wrestler, DC will have shitloads of core muscle. However, that big old tummy is still full of nerve endings, I'm willing to bet that getting punched in the flab is extra painful.

How much do fake tiddies weigh?

Yoel won. Should have been a split at worst. Judges had it wrong.

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Contrary to the popular opinion perpetrated by Joe Rogan, being fat is NOT actually body armour and you do need to be very muscular underneath

Lads I fell asleep and missed Rizin
I didn't check the threads because I thought I'll just watch it first then catch up.

But I just saw elsewhere that Gucci lost? What happened bros? How could this be? I'm glad I didn't stay up for that

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based paki poster

based

This is fucking embarrassing.

Colby vs Nate Diaz

Would it be dimes, or dimes?

imagine preferring the left

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this, Kenya fucking knows

Nate looked like shit last night, he is done, but just slightly less done than Anthony Deadis

Gucci was a chinlet all along

this picture isn't proving your point, pedo

Some people are just more sensitive here.
Maybe their livers are bigger or not well protected enough by the ribs.

someone post that reddit tranny

Id heem you inside 2 rounds

youtube.com/watch?v=8einz8po_dY

she’s beautiful.

>having taste this bad
Why do you settle for uggos you would not look twice at in the street just because there are no actual good looking fighters in the ufc? Just dont waifu any of them if they are all goblins.

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Technically he is
But the place he is from nobody cares about race
Like half of europe where majority people are white nobody gives a fuck about race and doesnt identify as "white" but ethnically my kenyan friend
Hope studies go well

He couldn't finish a featherweight.
Colby would piss on him, every top 10 would.

Cormier won the story, Stipe won the fight. Simple as

>Posting a turbo flushed can

I agree with all this except for HW which should be stipe with hardy as secondary

She is beautiful. She is a beautiful person.

DEFINITIVE HEEM LIST:
FLW: Triple C
BW: Cruz
FW: Ryan Hall
LW: Ferguson
WW: Covington
MW: Costa
LHW: Walker/Jones
HW: Greg Hardy

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Stipe was fucking Rocky, all the way to the victory speech. How in hell did DC win the story?

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If I ever got this position in a fight I'd be too tempted to just throw the guy as hard as I could across the octagon

it was literally split down the middle, you just got all the people who said yoel won, costa got the first 2 rounds you fucking retard, costa 29-28

t. Costa cuck

We'll concede that khabib is white if you say Johnny walker is a mutt thus black.

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Fuck you bastard bitch Rena-san is unheemable. Whereas Bug Rose got her spine snapped and Joanna Chumpion got heemed also.
Once Rena figures out how to do TDD she will solve wmma

All I'm saying is Rose is more attractive than Joanna. Rena is more attractive than both.

He actually KO'd stipe (not tko) and was comfortably winning the second fight until he lost

costa won rounds 1 and 2, yoel should be put against Till so he can shadow realm that cunt

Rena is a can

Based queenposting Croat.

Based racial drafts
Pick stipe next
Were honorary nwords according to half of this website

>He was winning untill he lost

Nonsense, they're both black.

Hello polack here
It's the other way around pol is a board of peace pls leave us alone
Also fuck the kikes race war now 1488 much love

Fartlon Pooraes was also winning until he got the fuck beaten out of him by Cringe God.
Being able to adapt midfight is the sign of a true warrior and champ.
Dbum was absolutely shaken by Stipe going to the body suddenly and was literally unable to adapt enough to even block the shots and he got BTFO.

ĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺʂĻʯʞǺ

I want Joanna to call me when she is out drinking and tell me

>the boogie woman is coming to get you

then she can use her grappling on me.

Question: If DC would've just sat down with Stipe's head under his ass when he had him in the air, wouldn't he just win?

Walker is a neanderthal, s*pioïd with less than 10% Nehandertal blood can't claim him.

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>comparing manlet to Heavyweights
You lost what little arguement you had

Hold on, Ndungu. You just got WC DC back, free of charge. Slot has been filled, enjoy.

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winning the rematch is instantly winning the story

unless is controversial finish

First UFC win by assphyxiation when?

How do judges score fullguardfucking? It doesn't seem right that Muh Top Pozishin is scored for being in that position when it is literally a bottom control position.

>Stipe is a 6'4 firefighter who's obsessed with sports
>Obvious alpha male that is competitive as fuck in every way and a bad loser as any alpha male should be
>Firefighter, cunt destroyer, fighter - all things a man should be

>DC's younglins kept BTFOing Stipe's younglins in the ultimate fighter
>DC was a more dominant coach than any I've ever seen. It got to the point where it was almost embarrassing for Stipe
>You could tell throughout the entire season that DC was pissing him off too
>Then they have the coach's challenge (remember that Ice Hockey shootout thing) and Stipe even lost that - imagine a white man losing to a black man in fucking hockey
>so 226 comes along and this short, tubby dwarf who everyone is calling a paper champ, strolls in and HUMILIATES you in one round
>then DENIES YOU your rematch for an entire year whilst Derrick fucking Lewis gets a title shot ahead of you

I think if Stipe hadn't had won this his head would have exploded lads.
I know guys like Stipe. He could lose every fight from now on but as long as he beat the man that clowned on him - he won.

So pissed at the shade being thrown at Costa.

He won that fight. And winning against Yoel is a chance to pump hype into him. And he's a dimepiece. And instead all the ugly people in the world are agaisnt him, because he is better than them.
Well, Paolo, keep going. You're nice. Keep going.

I hope he duckign streamrolls hobbit whittaker now. You have tuned me against him. Fuck him. I am team Costa. Borrachinha. The Eraser. Undefeated.

piledrivers are illegal
fucking commission are queers

Halfway to becoming a Bogdanoff I see

>suddenly black because he lost
whoa, Ivan, that is uhh not okay.
besides, croats are black

I will bleach a mulatta as per the advice of my jewish friend and then my son will show you niggers

and an ooga booga to you to sir

DEFINITIVE HEEM LIST:
FLW: Triple C
BW: Cody
FW: Hall
LW: Ferguson
WW: Covington
MW: Costa
LHW: Walker
HW: Hardy

Sucks that Paulo popped :/

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLFUCKINGREDBULLBMXRIDERSLMFAOPOSTMALONECSEEECONOMICSELECTRICALENGINEERINGDANSHEATEETHDELTADENTALINSURANCEBLESS

>LHW: Walker
I, too, like to fall for memes at the earliest opportunity my friend

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD TO RESET MY DEVICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Im watching right now
Kinda clear he won first two
Romero gassed in the first amd doesnt look like himself at all
This isnt controversial as the 2nd whitaker fight
Not even close

Does anyone have a slowmo webm of Gucci getting heemed?

Allahuagbar right back at ya my dear "asian" gang member

wtf I just had to reset my device not cool

When I saw snot fly out Cormier's nose I 100% knew it was over...

>fighters that are very close to solving MMA

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How do we stop the wall from hitting women? I can't take watching all my crushes becoming ugly for much longer

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Dumb zirga galva

You forgot about DC literally whipping his dick out and shoving it in Stipe's face.

don't heem yourself yet vytautas, you're too young

I didn't say Khabib was white. All whites are Caucasians but not all Caucasians are white. Khabib is almost white. We're closer to his people in terms of genetics than we are to Arabs or Persians.

>taking a screencap from someone mid-speech
>brooo look at how justed
Cringe, Megan is a dime piece

Things we learned from Costa's performance
>gas tank of 2 rounds max, and that's with breaks for groin strikes and eye pokes in between
>will not be able to simply just knockout top competition at middleweight
>can be taken to the ground
he got a good win last night but he still got exposed.

>hair visibly thinning
JUSTo Costa.

Ferguson isn't solving MMA, he's solving the biological limits of the human organism.

wow user my device went like kaboom, please have mercy

I'm sick and fucking tired of espn focusing on Olivi during fighter's walkouts, it takes away from them it's fucking bullshit

cringe

what happened to her nose?

At this point only Rob can beat him, Israel & Gastelum have zero (0) chance

>Nate gadooshes Masvidal to a split decision
>Nate fights Woodley
>Proves a stylistic nightmare and pressures him to a decision whilst absorbing all the right hands
>Gets a title shot
Is this possible?

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She squeezed it between Romero's extra tight buns.

No, brother, you're wrong. Trust me, seeing her become ugly hurts me the most

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>Khabib isn't whi-

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some women climb on top of the wall and ride it like a cowgirl

MILFs just seem to be rarer than snow in California

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He's not fighting woodley.

nothing exposes hairloss as well as fighting another dude in full sweat under good lighting

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Yoel romero is undefeatable.

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>Cracked Chin Nate being able to withstand a swang and bangfest with George
Laffin

Promiscuity and lewd behaviour is not attractive. Megan is pure, just ugly now

jackie is good guy

OwO
what's this

that webm

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Heeming Till and Askren doesn't mean you have power.

>Yes
>No
>Yes
>Fuck no

This is why I jerk it to chiropractors on youtube. It's ruined regular porn for me.

>that jaw
This natty life isn't for me...

How does a guy have ass and thighs like that? Is this a post op ftm?

Why did they boo to costa
Not fair
He trainy like a chris man

>Jackie Chan will never give you an intense massage chiropractor session and then tuck you into bed

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Dont do this
Rather move back to the arab flag

*sticks tongue out while clapping*

How does one beat this?

God help that baby. And God help the sperg who spams such nonsense.

because yoel won

thoughts on coral springs florida?

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Probably would help more if you didn’t reply and just filtered

Nate got knocked the fuck out by a nobody bum, he is flushed.

issy chrue
I trainy at his kemp en eats why old man, like a young old why old kemp

Which begs the question, just how good is Stefan Struve?

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By sticking your tongue out while clapping AND nodding

I like Trump but seriously what's up with him and McDonald's? Dude can eat red king crab from the depths of antactica with gold flakes sprinkled on top but he eats fucking fast food and not even the good kind.

Put both ur fists together in a oval shape and put them on ur peenis, moving in horizontal way and maybe even put a bit of hip movement for a greater effect
That would make the crows laugh and piss of the opponent and do the opposite he is trying to do
What rounds?

It's not wrong to ask God to help someone.

DC was unironically winning until he lost the story after eyepoking Stipe again

But Yoel kept sticking his tongue out after he got hit so it neutralized the shots just like the Max Holloway clap defense.

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The story? Wrong, I'll admit he was well ahead on the storyboard scorecards but when Paulo stuck HIS tongue out and gave him the soldier of god salute!?
It was over, permaheemed yoelitos story

>What rounds?
just the third,these faggots are delusional

You underestimate just how much boomers love McDonalds. It's like they don't know anything else

>14 lucky hits to the liver
big brain time

I wonder why Dana never fucking looks up from his screen.

Stop watching porn.

I don't think God posts here.

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Not to mention Herb pretending nothing happened. He needs to retire he's been a shit ref lately. At least the eye poke awoke immigrant mentality Stiopic.

I think you'd be surprised

>he thinks God doesn't post on Yea Forums

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Even Weidman said Yoel won

I doubt it

INSTANT classic

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Lol
He did the same when stipe murked ngubu

Dana loves DC. He's like a son* to him. That's why he looked so concerned when DC was getting TKO'd

>*by "son" I mean "a potential cashcow if he beats Stipe and sets himself up for a JBJ3 fight"

Yoel was summoning big tongue energy

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Damn. The MMA landscape is so volatile. It's nearly unrecognizable to how it was like a year or two ago.
DC got flushed by someone who isn't Jones, Wonderboy isn't in title contention anymore, McGregor is irrelevant, Dustin is an interim champion, Cyborg got humiliated by a female fighter from a lower weight class, DJ isn't in the UFC anymore, Jones arguably lost against a 1-legged Santos, Woodley has zero chance of ever being champion again, TJ Dillashaw's feats feel like a distant memory after being suspended, Gus retired after a few bad losses, Romero passed down the torch to a prospect, etc.

No one can be dominant in this sport for too long nowadays. Jones is the only outlier I can think of rn.

2 and 3. Easily had the more effective strikes
>but muh pressure
doesn't matter if the guy is landing more effectively, literally in the rules effective striking comes first

not on this awful board for sure

Paulo countered with the tongue out and the salute/face punch combo to win the story and the third round

i can't believe it.
I just saw the fight too

How...

> all these salty fighters saying Romero won
how can one be so delusional?

He has some kind of autism about it, especially when he travels. In NYC he eats burgers made from filet mignon, for instance. And I unironically think it's because he doesn't trust people. Not because he's president but that he's scared of botulism and really autistic shit of that nature. Same reason why he prefers thousand island dressing on all salads. And the plebs think it's funny, not like laughing at him but people know that when he's at some 5 star dinner with foreign dignitaries and some chef wheels out organic watercress and arugula with curried raspberries or what the fuck ever and a balsamic vinaigrette, and he just fuckin "Hey bring my that orange stuff, my dressing, yeah" that really rustles someone's jimmies there, you just know it.

So Costa wins R2 with those body kicks, then.

sauce

The salute punch made paulo my eternal boy

Agreed. Romero ate so many bit headshots I'm shocked he didn't get ko'd

>No one can be dominant in this sport for too long nowadays.

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Costa pushed forwards most of the fight and chopped Yoel body and legs hard. The only time he got dropped was because of a slip meanwhile he dropped Romero with a hook straight to the jaw.
> muh takedown
Costa got back up immediately so It doesn't mean shit and shouldn't count. By the third round Romero was running and jabbing while Costa was unfazed.
Judges, fighters and Americans are biased against Brazilians. specially a good looking and successful Brazilian

Romero landed twice as many headshots and it's rumoured that his fused neck makes him unheemable.

Right. How could I forget?

I invrtntrded Phony Sperguson

There's also Khabib in lightweight, and the ghost of Conor McGregor is still relevant for some fucking stupid reason. Lightweight is fairly stable.

*body heems you*

>*ends ur whole legacy spamming the same punch at the same place*

Does joe Rogan have a wife?

>I invrtntrded Phony Sperguson

This is Swedish for "I am a fag."

>*sticks tongue out at you*

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We can all agree that DC and Pettis are cans? Yoel lost the fight but won the story letting costa off the cage. Yoel was gonna heem him but knows his time is up and wanted to save costas brain

Trilogy fight

>there are actual "people" itt right this very second that though PettBUM would win

wew

They dont like cubans either
I watched the fight right now and i had both first to costa and 3rd clearly to yoel
As i said yoel didnt look like he used to
Costa dropped him in the first
Yoel pushed him, rewatch it if u dint believe
I like both fighters, im one of the rare that still believe yoel should have won the 2nd fight vs bobby

Pettis is a can, but DC is easily the second best in his division.

Not only a wife but a mulatto step daughter

Just scouting for his next wmma slam pig

Only casuals pretended to know how that fight would turn out, same as the main event.

You would know.

He's praying that DC will unheem himself.

I did
How can you come of after 3years of smoking weed and doing triatlons to fight a redemption pettis
Unbelievable

DC still technically hasn't lost a round at heavyweight since the round he got slept in didn't end

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Pettis vs DC is the fight to make

> inb4 pushing fowards means less than puffed up strikes
by this logic thiago santos should be champion. See how americans are biased against brazilians?

Should the judges add wining the story to the overall scoring?

...

Diaz goes to the club to spar every night.

And new

so bros was this the best fight night we've seen in years?

>those injection pimples on his stomach
yoel would heem this fake natty.

i pick pettis for the memes

yikes

Is it me or does Welterweight have too many primadonas now? Colby, Usman, Jorge, Tyron, Nate, Till, Askren, Ponzinibio, Leon.

All of them are pretty cringe, just fight you dumb dumbs.

>and the ghost of Conor McGregor is still relevant for some fucking stupid reason
Yeah, it's retarded. He barely fights anymore and tries to make himself relevant via twitter and headlines for his criminal antics. I think he'd still fair well in that division though, considering Poirier is doing pretty well and he's essentially a less refined version of McGregor with better Jiu-Jitsu.
>There's also Khabib in lightweight
I think there's been a curse placed on AKA. Rockhold is getting KO'd like a bitch left and right, Cain's fragile body broke in the presence of the bum Ngannou, and DC lost to Stiopic. Is Khabib next?

Khabib is going to get horribly exposed soon, but I'm hoping Tony is the one to do it. Poirier actually might heem him, though, because Khabib likes to box and Poirier actually knows how to box.

Pettis got lucky against WB. Just a flash KO that came out of nowhere, nothing more. WB legitimately did not expect Pettis to attack like that, hence why he got KO'd by it. WB was able to eat Woodley overhands but couldn't take that strike. The same thing happened with DC's KO over Miocic, his camp seemed to have been completely unaware of that technical flaw when escaping the clinch. Pettis isn't that great.

I can see it happening, honestly. I wouldn't even be surprised if Dustin wrecks him. He'd just need to avoid the cage and stay in the center of the Octagon. Also, Khabib looks like he's been getting a fat head from all the success.

Human body is pretty flexible. Yeah if you land on concrete you’ll crack your skull but as far as neck break, unlikely. The only think likely to break is your clavicle, otherwise the neck muscles are strong and flexible enough to take a pretty hard landing. If what you’re saying were true most snowboarders, skiers, skateboarders, dirt bikers would be dead.

Yikes

Testosterone also improves reaction time and hand eye coordination. That’s why it’s so effective for baseball players

thats like the one spot where the liver is exposed, so when you get hit there, your body goes FUCK and shuts down.

you can't stop it. its just not possible

You do know just because you spout some inane bullshit doesn't make it reality right?

what if you spin them around really fast for 1 minute so they get crazy dizzy?

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no. he was done