Australia's brave Marnus Labuschagne defies England vile Jofra Archer to salavge a draw

haha whoops egg on my face lad

>it took an autists concussion to get this Donald Bradman clone into the team

Where has he been for the first 3 innings lads?

can't bear the thought that Sarah has bared it all to some two bit photographer for some cheap celebrity shots. gutted

Do you think anyone on earth cares about this other than England and Australia?
I mean I could watch an ODI between two countries excluding my own but test cricket seems like you HAVE to have some sort of loyalty to either side.
Otherwise it would draaaaaag out.

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Dude's solid as hell.

Fuck test cricket.

Surely though that lack of expectation hasnt helped, not to mention Smith going down

Women are such a mental effort, I honestly don't even know if it's worth it. I should take the hooker pill already.

It was good enough for England in the World Cup.

Does that not count as winning at lords anymore?

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Is Root any worse than Cook though? England seem to appoint captains based on their social background rather than cricket IQ or leadership ability.

Daily reminder that Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Sam Worthington, Olivia Newton-John, Mel Gibson, Isla Fisher and Keith Urban were all born OUTSIDE of Pozstralia.

But we're the the bad guys for poaching one pacey Ngubu from the Caribbean.

Very grim state of affairs, TEE BEE AITCH.

>egg
you just made me hungry for english cuisine lad

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Do you not feel embarrassed speaking like an American wog?

>draws in test matches

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>speaking

Next M Hussey for sure lad
Solid form and basics allowing him to score freely when needed

There's no such thing as a draw in limited overs cricket

i've spent my whole weekend shitposting on /cric/, i think my choice of words is the least embarrassing thing about this

what kind of nonce has a fish with a full english

>Do you not feel embarrassed speaking like an American wog?

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pitch flattened out just in time to save the Aussies

>Guy Pearce
>Naomi Watts
>Sam Worthington
>Isla Fisher
>Keith Urban
Literally who?

will there be any banter deliveries now that this is going to a draw.

Hes a shitskin immigrant of course he has no idea

>speaking
based retard

twitter.com/32Red/status/1156134285981732864

fuck off fatguts you boring dogfucker you don't fit in here

How's the rat seppo?

>20 overs left
>150 odd runs left
We could win this.

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Relying on saffa imports typical engli-

I am mentally, physically, and spiritually exhausted from trying to fuck this girl. I think I might just give up and fuck a hooker instead.

an englishman

Tough choice but id say Root still worse, cook at least knew when to give breaks to bowlers
Just often bowled the wrong ones

>Russell Crowe
Genuinely had to google this, because I thought you were memeing. Why are Pozzies so shameless?

>fuck off fatguts you boring dogfucker you don't fit in here
>How's the rat seppo?

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Lower your standards, find a girl who begs to suck your dick.

What number do you come in at lad?

>implying we will play all those overs
bad light will end it lad

>ONIONS
OH NO NO NO NO

What the FUCK was that drop

Yeah you're right. Just really loving this because England have had such a big problem with ineffectual short-pitched bowling over the last decade. Trying to market Stuart Broad as an 'enforcer' when he often drops into the low 80s.

Some of the best Tests are draws. This one has been a banger.

Who's batting performance suffered more from the captaincy?

Yes. Cook at least was respected. Nas and Vaughan were the last good ones on the pitch

>pooy

fuck off Roy

>drop

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The second part of this, but not the first.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DROPPED

OH NONONONONONONONO

>find a girl who begs to suck your dick.
these do not exist unless you're gigachad
dick is cheap due to high supply
vagina is expensive so even ugly girls have a high self esteem these days
especially after the creation of the tinder menace

fuck off you odi merchant

>GAYSON POOY

Roy just dropped the ashes

>just dropped the Ashes

Roy dropped the Ashes right there
Pivotal wicket that was

the families of most of those had their trips paid for by the government to keep Australia white

Fuck roy

Dropped

Failed attempt at a catch.

>he hasn't lowered his standards far enough

They're out there mate.

Fuck me, i m pretty sure Root has mentally cooked his batting since taking the captain role
Cant remeber much about cook

Collapse incoming

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Did the man drop the ball?

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I've thought about going the bushpig route but I'd rather just fuck hookers if I were to choose.

dropped ashes mind

Roy is fucking useless

>sibley sat out for this

Who is winning?

Your loss brah

Kippers are based but they'd be grim when combined with a full English. Just have them with toast and maybe boiled eggs.

>mfw 2-0

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>England dont have a specialist fielder like Bancroft
Oh am i laffin

Just 3 more draws after this and the ashes is ours.

Think Archer might've lost England the ashes.

me

The draw.

This Shane of House Labia lad was supposed to get out within minutes of being bounced. This is going nowhere.

>poot spreading the field
Even vaughaby is mocking him

>watching a drawn game

cricket

The Jews. As always

na lad, 2 more because we currently hold the ashes

On warm buttered toast, maybe with a bit of tomato sauce.
Spratz are the best though

>thinks we're playing for the draw
This games ours m8.

>he doesn't rate kedgeree

surprised you didn't bitch about the lack of black pudding

Just 1 more win.

Cook had a great first series as captain (against India in 2012-13). After that his batting was trash.

>Cook was respected
Not after the farce of the 2013-14 Ashes. KP told the whole world what a weakling he was.

Since when are subs allowed to bat?

Reminder that cazzies thought this was gonna end in a draw
This is why i love test cricket, either gonna be an Aus or English win

since the world test championship started 2 weeks ago

>can just kick the ball away if it's pitching outside leg even if it would hit the stumps

Literally why

>the lunch bell rings
>you run to the PE storeroom to grab the milo stumps and bats
>as captain you've almost completely selected your team of best friends and top guns
>only two players are left
>Roy and Warner

Who do you chose /cric/?

Tipping aus to win off the last ball via an overthrow for 6

This happened before with Root. He goes into defensive mode too quickly for my taste. It's fine though because it's better if Australia retains the urn.

lads
seeing how susceptible the game is to rain and the like - are refunds common as fuck?
I mean what needs to be satisfied to rule out a refund? If we had 10 balls and that's all - does that erase a refund or what?

Feels like a lot of profit will be lost due to the weather.

What was cook like before being captain?
Or does the english captain just have to bat shit or something?

warner. hes in shit form right now but at least he has good stats. roy is just all round grim

You can still be given lbw if you don't offer a shot mate.

Black pudding is vile stuff, it's not even proper food. Disgusting.

>Pozzies might actually win this

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Because it's negative bowling.
Cheap and cowardly tactics bowling from a position where batters can't see unless they crank their neck hard.

Roy and put him down the order and out of the slips

now you've reminded me there definitely should be black pudding on there
go back to yer weet-bix and fried kangaroo fella

your mum lol

Never, we are just cheating again

>maiden over
nah

think you need like 40 overs to be bowled else you get a full refund.
and yes it would lose a lot of money from it

Roy, his name is slightly less shit.
Although you can shout Warnie if you go the other route, tough one.
I’n not cut out for decisions like this desu.

>Naomi Watts

Well yeah, she's classed as an English actress.

I think Friday was just under the refund threshold with 20-odd overs bowled.

sounds gay, proper Lunchtime games were either all over red rover, or smoking cones in the car park

Winviz
Draw 100%

Not when it's pitched outside leg stump

Because then bowlers would come round the wicket and fire in yorkers on leg stump

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all three results still possible, don't look away.

Wonder why we need stumps and bats to play crabcock.

Who the hell played cricket in teams at lunch time? It's always whoever takes the wicket or the catch goes in to bat

Why is that a problem? Can you not play a yorker at leg?

hopefully the last over

this is grim

yeah this is the rules we always played by too
occasionally we'd tryhard a proper match where we kept scores and shit but that was about it

>root bowling
jesus

Yeah alright cunt I didn't think it through that well and wanted to ask the question of who's shitter: Warner or Roy?

just played football on a lunch time here, that does sound fun tho

Good question, not sure why it is a problem but it was obviously deemed an issue way back when the law was introduced

Reminder /cric/ is a profanity free general

TMS champagne moment? For me, it's clearly Archer cooking that autist's noggin

>Root
Good guy. Getting the RR back to under a run a ball.

Never overbowls himself does he?

Is root mentally retarted or what?
Or is Archer broke? Like what the hell is he doing bowling himself

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>tattoo
grim

Honestly, Warner is worse at the momen

Physically
and
Mentally
C O O K E D
O
O
K
E
D

*drops phone on face*

Cute girl.

She can knock my bails off if you know what I mean

bit rude

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CUZ WE CANT TAKE OUR EYES
OFF THE T-SHIRT AND TIES
COMBINASHUN

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I'd pick Roy because I'd rather have him on my team than not. Warner doesn't matter, he'd probably get a heap of runs but Roy can bowl a bit too and is better in the field.

Why haven't the captains just agreed to a draw yet?

shake hands lads

time to go home

That was just before flags were added I think, so the extent to Aussie shitposting was not as infamous amongst posters at the time.

We played football too, as well as rugby league or union. Depends on the time of year whether it was cricket or not. I wouldnt think to play anything other than cricket in the backyard during summer

>root bowls archer
>"ROOT IS SO RETARDED HE IS OVERBOWLING THEIR BEST BATSMEN"
>root doesn't bowl archer
>"ROOT IS SO RETARDED WHY NOT BOWL ARCHER"

>loosebuschange has absorbed smith autism energy
Based

>Dean: "Are they having to manage Woakes' knee?" Fitness is definitely a consideration with regards to England's bowling changes - the Headingley Test starts on Thursday, so there's little point bowling Woakes and Archer into the ground to chase an unlikely victory - makes much for sense to ensure they are 'cherry ripe' for Leeds, not least with SPD Smith likely to be missing...
They do realise that winning is a legitmate tthing to seek out now with the world test championship, not to mention being one down in a series already and that this is easily winnable

Think he was referring to soccer, mate.

yeah. in fact aussies the reason that there are flags lmao

Faggot weab.

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onya marnus

If he's not bowling archer now when he should, it just proves that he overbowled him earlier, reinforcing his retardedness.

Reminder that Labuschagne has scored more runs this series than Bancroft.

Nah it was because of Euro 2012 and Olympics 2012. Mods realised these events attracts thousands of newfriends to Yea Forums.

BASED FUCKING MARNUS
reminder i said he should be in the team over warner

Can this cunt open or what?
Or Khawaja can open can't he?

it's actually happening, these cucks are going to have to fall back on the "bad light" in order to cop a draw

>TEE BEE AITCH
nigga you seething

And Warner combined nearly

Cuckwaja to open with Bancroft
Marnus at 5, head at 3, smith at 4

oz should play the seth efrikan instead of the pooki

Flags are ok, unironic flagposts are not.

Jewhy pls.

You now remember Hilton Cartwright

Well aware of that, thank you mate

So Smith is missing the Third Test? Fuck's sake, the first time Headingley gets an Ashes test in 10 years and the best player is missing. And back in 2009 it was missing Pietersen and Flintoff. Can't believe how sidelined Headingley has become.

Winning this one is nearly impossible now.

>root to himself: test match is petering out, drawn a near certainty, next match in a few days, better overbowl my prize asset once again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kill another one

How's Labuschagne correctly pronounced?

Odd. Your lunchtimes were vastly different from mine.

Lah-boo-shag-nee.
Or he's from a completely different state.

*completely forgets the era when half the eng team was south african*

Lab-e-ah-shane

Lapraschagne.
Rarest digimon.

loose bus change

>Archer bowling at 83mph

Lebe shane

Wasn't there a song about this?

PHYSICALLY

Nice Bowling Shane

Lab - ah - shag - knee

>tfw it's 3:30AM
this has spooked me a bit, experienced a time slip. Reckon I'll be skipping toil tomorrow

good to see the aussies importing a saffa batsman

Is there enough time for a Labuschagne hundred?

He's tired, obviously. Root is a fucking confirmed retard as captain

Yes

was wondering how all you dole bludgers can stay up this late

They seriously need to give the captaincy to Stokes or Broad. And they also need to stop designating the golden boy as a Future England Captain before they've even played a Test or shown any sort of leadership.

Where do Australians get off having a literal African in their side? I'm going to spend hours and hours whinging about this, maybe drop a xenophobic term or two.

Let me know if you need a note.

>let's burden our next best batsman and bowler with the cancer of captaincy

Your call pommy

It's only 1:30.

Dude raised here since the age of 10.

Don't care

Game already over

LASAGNE CAUGHT
GOTTEM

SEEEEEEE YER

GOT HIM

collapse

SAME OLD ENGLAND
ALWAYS CHEATING

FUCK sake i wanted him to get a ton

CHEAT

SCUM

FUCKOFF

SAME OLD POMMIES
ALWAYS CHEATING

NOT OUT
any poms who claim otherwise are cheating cucks

CHEATER POOT

YES GOT HIM GONE

CHEATS
CHEATS
CHEATS
CHEATS
CHEATS

>mfw we fell into the Aussie's trap and took out Smith so they could unleash Lasagne

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COLLAPSE

FUCKING GONE

my work's pretty chilled, I could legit take the week off if I was prepared to pull 50 hours next week.

crickeddit

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND CUNT

Your facts do not persuade me and I will start using the N-word.

HAHAHAHA FAT W INCOMING

YES
GONE
FUCK OFF
FUCK
OFF
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING AT SCRABBLE
OUT
OUT

>clearly bounces

Yeah I'm sure that hard bounce is from his fingers.

That's honestly being given out?
What the fuck happened to the benefit of the doubt?

KEK

Ahaha can't wait for the aussie seethe

What a fucking dreadful decision by the third umpire. That obviously bounced before it went into his hands.

smart umpire

le champagne GONE, collapse incoming

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>joel cant even get calls right with slow-mo replay

can we remove this shit cunt from being an umpire?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS UMPBALL? HOLY SHIT

>aussues getting trolled by cheating
ayyyyyyy lmao

A real sportsman would've walked. Fucking cheating cunt Aussie as per.

aww, the great French hope is gone, hope they bring in T.Pain to blast some maximums

That's clearly not a catch wtf

Don't know who else is secure enough in their place to do it. And Root is our best batsman so if anyone needs to be unburdened from captaincy it's him.

>unironically cheering

Yep England have no shame.

hahahahahahahaha

His finger was obviously underneath it cunts

seething lads

owned

Claiming a catch is honestly meaningless. Even if a catch feels legitmate you literally have no idea whether youve caught it or not

GONE

FUCKING GONE

ban the cunt for dissent

>TV Umpire Joel Wilson

you can't make this shit up lmfao

I'm going to start apologising to every Australian for that one, because it was clearly not out. Reply if you want an apology from me.

*DLF MAXIMUMS

Cheating

>the captain of the United kingdom of Britainnia in charge of ethics everyone

Leach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. Archer

What a catch from Englands brave and honourable captain Joe Root!

You're not alone mate

One does not simply become unburdened from the English captaincy (see COOKED)

king hit joel for me will ya?

someone get me that percentage predictor for an england win

Clearly out dont see how convicts can argue

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27407539/everything-place-bangladesh-powerhouse-says-coach-russell-domingo

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Absolutely dreadful decision. What the fuck was he so desperate to look at the side on, when you could clearly see the ball hitting the ground from the front on view.

>Australia's African import out
At LAST

ahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>DogCunts

SMASH HIS HEAD IN JOFF

>commentators justifying the cheating by saying "He shouldn't have been sweeping anyway"

Apologies to Aussies are not sanctioned by the ECB. They are also pointless cause the Aussies never apologise, ever.

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Top notch umpire work there

oooo... very good! for bangladesh

hahahaha that's fucked, cheating scum

>waiting ages after dismissal to show the close up slo-mo
gee I wonder why

Australia should get some real HARD brothers to CHOP these cheaters heads off in the next test. PLEASE TELL ME YOU WILL FOLLOW THROUGH WITH DIS! AT LEAST IN THE FORM OF A (YOU)

>ball clearly bounces on the ground
>barely touches two fingers
>out
why do we watch this 'sport'

Series like today just give me another reasont o stop caring about this shit sport. 5 days wasted when everyone knew all along after the first day that kt was going to be a draw/.

just a waste of everyones time and energy. just like this forum. so its so long from me, you want see me here anymore hanging out with you incels. I'm fed up of it. cya leter faggots

Is Root STILL bowling Archer? Fucking hell what a brainlet.

It touched the ground. That's all that matters.

Holy fuck that third umpire should never get another game. Ever.

Please ICC can we have English and Aus umpires in every spot for an Ashes match
Sick to death of Joel and Aleem and how they umpire on field or as third ump
This is embarrassing

1.7%

David Gower talking utter bollocks now.

Someone should make a clip of all the bad umpiring decisions at series end. Not me, of course, because I'm lazy.

look at them time wasting

not this shit again

>perfect sweep shot
>hits a fielder in the leg and falls onto the ground
>claim a catch anyway
Cheating is such an ugly thing

Based timewasting tho

mate we have national sorry day

PUT HIM IN THE BED NEXT TO SMOTH

>le fingers under the ball meme
FUck off Heals

Yes. Goooooooooood. Let the seethe flow through you

This flag represents Anglo integrity. The ashes are what remains.

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I'm all for fingertip catches like Bancroft's 2 grabs, but that was seriously suspect. Not happy

>if Wade were English he could have milked that situation

I'm sure you cucks are scared of that word but the rest of us aren't

A CHANCE

>scoring with your head
based

>Third Test 22–26 August 2019
>Umpires: Chris Gaffaney (NZ) and Joel Wilson (WI)
>and Joel Wilson (WI)

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C O L L A P S E
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It was the same ump that got every call wrong in the first test

remove joel

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special icc rules for concussion substitutes, probably bought on after the hughes tragedy

>"of course we abide by the rules!"

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SMASH 'IM JOFF

Aussies never apologise to white people, ever.

Would let sune raise her finger at me if you know what I mean

>robbing a man of his debut century

>Chris Gaffaney (NZ)
>NZ
Retribution will be swift and merciless

mate I don't think she's a tranny.

collapse incoming

'AVE YA GOT NO SHAME

rofl

Nah that's a catch everyday.
Should really be given the doubt anyway. Let the media shaming do it's job if the catcher is lying blatantly. Root has the benefit there.

wade is so shit kek

yikes

I'm sorry you feel this way

PANIC

Need a based captains knock from based paine here lads, simple as

OH MY DAZZZE

COLLAPSE

HOW WILL GAZZA EVER RECOVER LADS 102 - 0 VS 3 - 28

Even in the side-on you can see that the ball is touching the ground.

Don't think it's cheating. Root didn't know. It's just shit umpiring.

GONE GONE FUCK OFF GONE

5 WICKETS IN 10 OVERS

CAN YOU SMELL IT LADS

will have to give it another watch, didn't look good for mine too much grass and too little fingertips but I could just be too drunk

>aussies crying wolf about a catch
Well i never...

youtube.com/watch?v=j8dkLrm5ALI

I'm sorry I judged you all so harshly

HOWZAT!

>Marnus is a committed Christian and was brought up in a Christian household; however, he committed to his faith aged 17. On his faith, Marnus says, “Sport is a fickle game and injuries play a big part. In the big scheme of things, what you’re worth, what you put your value in, isn’t out there on the pitch; it’s internal and in Christ... cricket is always going to be up and down and if you have [Jesus Christ as] a constant in your life, it makes life a lot easier".[5]

Based and christpilled

The really bad part is that it's the captain that claimed the catch. As they say if the priest smokes the congregation will become alcoholics.
We are entering a new era of Anglo trickery in cricket, as evidenced by the manner in which the wc was awarded and again on display today.

LEACHED
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Waiting for the reason England apparently cheated in this wicket.

Got 110 last game.

>tampers with the ball
cheating
>umpire is shit and blind
not cheating

LEEEEEEEEEEEEACH

>AHHHH
>UMPIRES
>WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME

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Bodyline did nothing wrong

shut up deano

>Root didn't know. It's just shit umpiring.
Yeah, this. Can't blame Root.

Hoping we lose this match so I can use it as an excuse to never watch cricket again and save myself a lot of wasted time.

BENIS BE NIS VAGOO :DDDDDD

I reckon if we get 5 wickets in the next 10 overs we've got a decent chance of winning

Oh no, our tail is in. Whatever will we do?

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Too dark in England.
Not enough light too.

I like the jumpers they wear lads

should I buy one

GOTTEM GONE FUCK OFF GONE

good post

You mean the tail currently outscoring our openers?

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HE'S KNOCKED HIM OVA! WITH PACE! REAL PACE!

Only if you are over 35 my lad

need to be careful of those 14 over RR aussies sneaking up on us

Sorry mate, I've just never gotten over this

youtube.com/watch?v=5vTepn7i2VM

Can't stand fake catches

captain and vice captain in lads. ever in doubt

Wish Phil Tuffnel was me cheeky uncle. Simple as.

unironically love this aggressive bowling. it's just a shame we dont have any bowlers who can do the same.

Paine is Steve Waughs doppelganger.
Is this a sign?

JOFF PUT HIM TO SLEEP

Yes, but only to wear around the house or on family picnics.

i think england need a wicket in the next over, it's the right time. and then four more wickets in the overs following.

it is shakib bro

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kek

they'll be having nightmares about Archer over the next few days

is very fashionable lad

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>it's just a shame we dont have any bowlers who can do the same.

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White people having nightmare about black "people" is normal lad so I wouldn't be worried

I want Archer to smash some more helmets

>not going down the cricket club in full cricket whites to watch the ashes with the lads

johnson hasn't played in a few years and pattinson wasnt in for this game lad

unironically love this aggressive bowling. it's just a shame we dont have any captains who can tell our bowlers to do the same.

If Archer fails to get back up to 95mph at Headingley I shall be blaming Rootard and his overbowling.

OOOHHH NO NO N HAHAHAHAHA

>AUSWORMS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Against arguably the strongest tail in test cricket?
Nah.

i love test cricket so much lads

I wouldn't mind being a bald cunt if I had a head like him. Perfect shape, tee bee aitch.

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I want to see some stats on most decisions reversed by DRS for the top umpires in world cricket. Guarantee you our boy Joel will be no. 1

>Against arguably the strongest tail in test cricket?

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Australia going for the chase here

for me it's claiming a half volley

>wanting more 5+ minute breaks
>the state of engdraw

What about Starc?
We do need a Lee again.

Why do asians have a thing about doing that V sign?

good kek m8

Should run in after bowling and knife the cunt to death.

What do we think lads?

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kek, even the loss is tainted. Claiming dropped catches and allowing a dirty nigger to to continue to play after attempted murder. This team will be claimed by the circles of hell

Cummins has more runs than our openers.

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time for a Broad spell I think

10/10 photography there, actually makes him look handsome.

He makes a compelling argument.

Got to be a no, there's no way he could share a dressing room with Stokes for that long and not get bashed if he was.

hey hey get dis lada
BULLSEYE IM JOFFA
r8

fuck up cunt

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Why don't ur rock apes play ballysticky

Based Stokes

More an indictment on the openers.

one of his better jokes

Time for a Broad spell about 10 overs ago.

Good idea Italian bro

For me it's a resounding yes

That was a glorious days Love a seethe do the Australians.

*bowls another bouncer that goes for 4 byes*

BEST BOWLER IN THE WORLD!!!!

YES KEEP BOWLING ARCHER ALL THE TIME YES AMAZING CAPTAINCY AND STRATEGIC THINKING

>meanwhile bowler who averages 9 at Lord's has bowled like 2 overs

Draw seems a fair result, but aussies being a few more wickets down an hour or so ago would have been kino

Yeah probs.

It reached the batsman at chest height. YJB is too far forward.

based root going to have jofra fucked before the next test

BLOOTER

>fag four of bowling
>bumGOD
>cumGOD
>rabada
>?

GONE GONE GONE FUCK OFF DOWN UNDER CUNT

its happening

K I N O
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DENLY IS SUPERMAN

GONE
GOTTEM

The BBC's Archer wankfest seems to have gone a bit quiet.

HERE WE GO

Fuckoff tim

They would've been if Root had declared an hour or so earlier.

Let's guess how many tests Archer will play before he breaks down and has to retire because >poot. I reckon 3

Archer is a good bowler.
Broad is a GREAT bowler though.

:]

haha fuck we're gonna lose this without smoth

reckon tim paine is a but shit haha

If >we fuck this up I shall be placing myself on suicide watch for the immediate future

OFF FUCK

you would have won in that case though lad

>can't review
>can't keep wicket
>can't bat
Why is Paine in the team let alone captain?

GONE GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

I don’t like cricket

>actually caught it on the full

You've outdone yourself england, OUSTANDING CATCH!

HOLY
FUCK

bit weird the way he caught that without the ball touching the ground, is that legal?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SMOTH SAVE US

Why is he playing a shit shot like that?

Based cazzies who think this is going to be anything else than a draw

>defensive pull shot

Fucking drop this cunt already

Need a decision.

I thought it was only out if the ball hit the ground first?

So much fucked up shit has happened that I've reached the state of blissful apathy.

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And a superb catch from Denly but did you see Archer bowl 96.1mph I think it was yesterday goodness gracious what a prospect and the crowd are really getting behind him here its really something electric in thr air

no fucking idea. maybe he's trying to (retardedly) send a message to jofra
>le if you le bowl short to me ill hook you
but really unnecessary.

FLYING WITHOUT WINGS.

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CUMmins

time to rig this game and keep playing until sunset I think

Waiting to hear how England cheated with that wicket!!!

For me it’s saying catch for a block

holy shit didn't know denly had it in him, what a take

Paine shouldn't have been at the crease desu.

Same old aussies always winging

think it's better this way, the match will end in a draw while
England will be so bitter knowing that they were so close to victory
cheaters deserve nothing else

Head needs to keep his head here.

When will Sky get rid of Ian Botham like they are with David Gower (who is actually decent IMO).

The ball (while in his hand) touched the ground before he was in full control of his body.
That's actually a dropped catch.

youtube.com/watch?v=G0I-IgfpSEQ

thread theme

Fuck the people who went early

Anti hype cunts

deep state mind control lad, obvious when you think about it

*brrrrrrrrppppppttthhhhhhh*

Reckon I could see off the next 6 overs if I were out there fellas

I bet they paid Paine to play that shot.

Classic Archer about 2ft wide of the wicket there

>83.5mph
Please give him a rest, Joe I'm begging you

Cummins is going to have his head blasted off

How's the light out there? Surely they need to come off with England bowling express pace.

same, could do it in me sleep

england could do with four wickets here

Why didn't Paine review it?

Sandpaper.

>Cazzies ITT still think this match is winnable

cannot understand how people dont like warne's commentary

if post ending in 4, Eng win

rain is looming

:O

bayliss gave root the nod before the game, the ecb can't cope with someone bowling with zip and need to turn him into a 80mph dobbler as soon as possible

Based.
Warne is a great commentary.

>not watching Sky while listening to TMS

Witnessed.

*poos in your face*

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CONFIRMED

Not impressed

Anything is possible when the umpires cheat for you, just look at the world cup.

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Never.

t. >poot

He's good when he's talking about technique but his banter and shit-chatting is dire.

we /powerplay/ now

Yeah mate Ive been known to wing it occasionally

Goodness me
I just go to the bookies

cheating Aussies pretending to be blind

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME SMOTH

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2 spicy 4 u.

>every fielder around the bat
Love test cricket, brainlet bash simply cannot compete

*Calms you down and tucks you into bed with a cocoa and hot water bottle*
That's enough cricket for today, lad.

BASED POO

he's a bullshitter but is an amiable presence

Oi cunt I've had just about enough of your shit.

They need to go back to the remaining ball count (26) rather than 4.2 overs.

leach looking to suck the life out of the batting lineup

Warne literally thinks we want to know about what he ate for dinner last night.

His partnership with Beefy is the only commentary worth unmuting to.

To be fair they've been hit enough on the head this weekend. They clearly have some problem

They need to bring a counter for the number of bounces the ball does before it's claimed as a catch

KEK based light

>Umpires forcing Root to take Archer off
Based, they truly are on England's side.

looking forward to this light being perfectly fine

Can’t help but feel England will need on average 4 wickets an over to win this.

4 wkts in 4 overs

>Implying we don't

based umps, would never dream of accusing them of being biased in any way. That kind of behaviour is for the english

Don't be a VB loooong neck dog cunt thicko.

i literally and unironically do

You're the first person I've ever heard praising Botham's commentary.

need good old one hand one roof

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Archer only stopped from bowling by bad light
>root

They're not biased, just incompetent.

reeeeee umpball let us bowl bouncers at your head in the dark

>It's maxi

Good sport that lad

I'd gleefully ask him what kind of underwear his daughters wear

It was amazing for the 2005 ashes.

>kill a man 1 day ago
>only now when he is exhausted do the umps find the courage to stop him bowling

>dropped

DROPPED

...

Bowling a nigger.

Are fielders allowed to be so close to the pitch? Not really sure if these umpires would call it.

harsh to call that a proper drop, he's on the tip of the bat here

Dropped the game

Just can't have your foot on the wicket

He's learned to shut up.
Besides, Nasser and Athers are giving me the hump.

HOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

pathetic pooview

Tuffers just murdered any headphone listeners

nah, but that hit the ground as was in his hands, absolutely a catch. Or is the rule that it must hit the ground and be in their hands at the same time?

>barely umpires call on a second set of stumps
yeah that was indeed very close Shane

Execute Poot

>That review
>Good thinking
these commentators are so biased towards the white players it's sickening

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