DC is literally just a fat ninjaturtle version of Jones inside the octagon, but with less mobility and more eye-poking.
Both fighters and their fans:
>extend fingers for literally every exchange
>have fans that create excuses when they lose
>only difference between fans is DC's are on reddit and they call him "dad" and Jones' are on twitter
It might even be worse because DC is a sore loser, while we haven't officially seen JJ "lose", for all we know, he would actually acknowledge that his opponent defeated him regardless of his adherence to his "game plan".
I know MMA is full of literal cuckhold fans and you had wanted to shout "BLACKED" so badly in chat. The reality is that your estranged black "dad" lost to a white golden gloves boxer via liver shots that disabled his autonomic nervous system just as if he were punched in the head.
Now the passive agressive DC fans are like, "lol now fight Ngannou". As if Stipe hadn't stolen his soul the last time they fought so badly that his next fight vs muhballz was as bad as Schaub vs Arlovski. DC vs Ng is the fight to make next, that is, if DC follows his word of wanting to leave on a high note. That is what dads do, right, follow their word? Well, maybe not in basketball american culture.
DC is the embodiment of reddit.
