So what exactly does he do?

>Also selling shirts to dumb Americans
And ameriboos in london

Same people who come to the NFL games?

Yeah, pretty much.

I'm pretty sure his best position is on the bench

Hoover up shekels from americonsumers

He was fucking shit
Willian was even worse
I hope CHO will be good

sex appeal

He did better than Willian who was absolute shit today.

This wasnt a very good game by him, but if you compare him to the other players in Chelsea he comes out ahead. Mount was their best offensive players, Jiroo and Pedro were quite shit today, I would put Pulisic 2nd amongst those 4 for today

ITT: customers

A lackluster start is to be expected for a young American wunderkind playing in the EPL. By midseason he'll be a top 3 position player.

>He’s played fine your faggot chi
Yanks really don’t understand football, lads

>Jiroo and Pedro were quite shit today, I would put Pulisic 2nd amongst those 4 for today
Get your brain checked. Giroud and Pedro were both far better than Pulishit. Especially in the first half.

>another team falling for the Dortmund meme

ITT Brits acting like Mount didnt completely vanish after 10 minutes. He had 7 giveaways.

Nigga, Pedro got pick pocketed in a dangerous area that almost lead to a 2nd Leicester goal.

Worst player on the pitch. By far. Chelsea got robbed.

What’d they mean by this?

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Pulisic was pretty shit today, but Willian was somehow even worse. Lampard is not solving football.

Problem?

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>who is Willian

An actual American who wasn't shit in EPL

Mount scored.

That's not a high bar, Willian has been shit his whole chelsea career except for like 4 games.

My favourite part was when Pulisic collapsed on the floor because someone kicked the ball at his foot. Americans are gay as fuck. No wonder they wear body armour in their sports.

Legend, banged em in for fun

he sells XXXXXL shirts

how can one country be so cringe

>No wonder they wear body armour in their sports.
That's mainly just to protect against bullets to be fair.

>amerifraud

Fellow burgers, who gives a shit what he does for Chelsea. As long as he keeps on tearing it up for USA, who cares?

Did Salah do well at Chelsea? Honestly dont know

cope

No. He was a reject.

What about de bruyne at Chelsea?

Salah wasn't a marquee signing though.

De Bruyne wasn't a marquee signing though.

why are americans so bad at football?

Based Puli financed Brandt, Hazard and Schulz.

He was one of best players vs Liverpool. The whole Chelsea team was shit today.
They played 3 tough games in a week. I dont understand how this cycle always happens to Yea Forums

He's basically destined to score next week and BTFO Yea Forums its written

True American right there

lose the ball 18 times in 71 minutes apparently

They don't know either, user.

Kek

>The Gutter of Guatemala

he scores against german farmers and then loses his place to sancho

>He was one of best players vs Liverpool.
That was a glorified friendly played at walking pace.

it's gonna be epic watching him lose his place to CHO.

has an americans understanding of the offside rule

Trips and based

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Complete waste of money. Should've bought Zaha.

Holy shit that is embarassing...

I thought that for 60m you get competent players?

>poopyshit

Dispossessed 6 times and did not complete 3 passes.

Hardly played. Just like KDB

This really made me wonder if he would be starting if CHO was fit.

Fucking hell

incoming 70m bid from barca

Mount was dispossessed as many times as Pulisic, but Mount had 5 shots, 3 on target and scored, whereas Pulisic had a grand total of 0 efforts

Chelsea would just reject it again.

Salah didn't play enough at Chelsea to either do well or flop. His entire time on the pitch for Chelsea totalled less than 10 matches, but he got 2 goals and 4 assists in that time.

based trips

Yikes

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lol

>drinking piss

I had a Hershey's once, and it was fucking shit desu

American chocolate is very weird.

It has Butyric acid in it which helps stop it melting at higher temperatures but it's also the acid that is in sick so it has a slightly vomit-y taste. You stop noticing it though after a while.

t. Worked in America for a couple of years

Their bread is even worse.

you literally have to go out of your way to find good food in America

and the bread thing is so true I don't know if it's because I'm spoiled because the idea of Croatian fast food is going to a bakery (there's 1 every 100 metres) and getting something fresh out of the oven there which is kind of being replaced by "dude let's go to McDonald's and eat 5 Big Macs each"

What do you expect from a man who insists on pronouncing his own name wrong?

If given the opportunity I’d masvidal flying knee him a million times

Would I be exaggerating if id say that I would complete more passes than pulishit?

christ, did you only go to a small town in alabama?

>I hope CHO will be good
Both his and RLC's careers are over, m8.

OP here, I take my comment back. This nigga isn't a *does nothing* player, he's a *is a detriment* player top kek.

Okay, you can say our bread and chocolate are shit but
>you literally have to go out of your way to find good food in America
Is total bullshit.

Poor man's Clint Dempsey.

I dunno why Lampard is continuing with him and Kante out of position. His all out attack for 15 minutes strategy is failing hard.