/cric/

Ye

*vomits*

batters on the ropes, caught behind only a matter of time

wtf I thought she was pure

aus still massively in control. required rate is pitiful
2-0 looms

Autist Aussie, imply she might have other pics, best case you get nudes and fuck her tonight, worst case is that she sends you some extra from last night

I prefer it.
At least Archer has some personality.

Who comes out for Smith after Labuschagne tonnes up today?

This is what I'm doing. I have no problem talking to girls, my problem is taking a hint and leading a conversation to sex.

Hmmm

I'll do this.

I'm really autistic, lads. I appreciate the help ;_;

AYO, WAT I GODDA DO FINNA GED A WHITE BOI OUT?

Looking forward to their new album at the end of the month.

Treacherous wicket

khawaja

>anderson back
>archer
>peak form broad

shaping up nicely

Calm down Dickers

Put a bag over her head and some foundation on that tattoo and she's pretty fit.

twitch.tv/loserfruit

we're gonna have you ye fucking druggos

Waughner

>Poot encouraging the crowd
pure unadulterated bloodlust this

mate use the classic are there any other pics tactic, you might get some nudes if not well you can backtrack and say you meant selfies from the bar

Reckon they are counting every ball they face as an absolute win

>broad bowling with the new ball
>everyone goes to sleep

How did it come to this?

Why do so few of my mates like Test cricket? Look what they're missing

Going to give it ago.

WIKKET NEK MINNET

brainlets

Starting to feel like we might actually be the baddies. And to be honest I’m loving it

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The funniest thing will be if Archer ends up injured after this test or the next one due to Root over bowling him like he has many of his bowlers in the past
Will suck not see him bowl if it happens but if it wakes up more of you Poms to how poor of a captain Root is, all good
also fuck Warner for being out of form

Ask her to come over and watch the cricket
Worst case scenario you get to watch the cricket

The bitter clinging hope of a desperate man.

First for Lapraschagne

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The redheaded cunny with the deep voice in the Ford ad is a qt

Don’t worry about our bull. You just focus on winning a game with out smith.

iggs

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worse case scenario is she doesn't like the cricket and has to be immediately ghosted

share a good stream link please

Nothing on Trivalgo chick.

You do know it has happened before with Root and overbowling his key bowlers
Archer doesn't seem like he will, as he has that nigger physique

Is Archer English born or is he one of those imports?

cricket-live.stream/watch/england-live.html

at what point will Langer pull his team out and admit defeat?

We don't talk about losers here.

He was stolen

looks, walks, talks and bowls like a quintessentially British man to me

I've always struggled to really like the England team because a lot of the players have seemed a bit wet. Love a bit of mongrel.

born in england's green and pleasant bridgetown lad

Reckon thats more akin to dodging a bullet lad
And if she gets proper bored she is now at your house at night. If you cant convert that then you may as well wait for her to initiate.

>Archer has an English father,[2] and British passport,[3] but initially was not eligible to play for England until the winter of 2022. The England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) rules stated that as he did not live in England until after his 18th birthday, he needed to complete a seven-year residency period. Archer played for West Indies Under-19s three times in 2014, but had signalled his intention to make himself available to England once his residency period was complete.[4] However, in November 2018, the ECB announced a change to its rules, reducing the eligibility period from seven years to three to bring it into line with ICC regulations.

>avast: threat secured

hmmm

Based.

Shameless mercenary but he does have an english dad

>England Test Cricket Squad
>English players
Pick one.

just did an Australia Test Cricket Squad on the loo

Pretty funny desu

>in November 2018
And they boo us for cheating.

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imagine not beign english
would rather be dead

>Couldn't play for England until 2022
>Was in the West Indies team
Are England, dare I say it, cheating?

Archer is the Deontay Wilder of cricket

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What we drinking bois? Amstel here

Yeah but you miss the cricket, unless you have it on whilst fucking

so why don't we just drop jimmy, given that jof is better with the bat and the ball and presumably better in the field

>one is black the other isnt
Pretty obvious why lad

No.

the reaction of the Aussies yesterday was embarrassing

One plays for Australia and the other doesn't. Pretty obvious. Do you celebrate german WW2 heros or just the british ones?

Notice how he's overtly checking on the batsmen today after all the criticism he copped yesterday?

bet Broad is seething at Archer stealing his thunder

who is the Tyson Fury of cricket? he asked, not caring one bit

one says hero, the other says villian.

one plays for australia, the other for england

what do I win?

A lot of people praised Archer for his style actually.
I want to see windies return to form. That was entertaining cricket.

grapefruit IPA

nothing. dont drink on sundays anymore as makes monday harrowing grim for me

*whinges*

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need a wicket lads

brings it in line with existing icc rules that existed before nov 2018

Figured that was standard procedure

Flintoff

Labuschagne closing in on Warner's total runs for the series.

>I want to see windies return to form.
Won't happen with England stealing their players.

One would be nice before tea

business idea: drop warner

Tea. I was on the sauce last night so I'm not drinking today.

kek

how long is this fucking session

>2-13
>0-102
kek

based

jimmy was probably the best fast bowling fielder of all time unironically, he's still very good for a 37 year old

soda water

Aussies even ducking low into the path of the ball

what the fuck is wrong with these guys?

tasty

understandable lads, just having a few cold ones, trying not to contemplate the dread of waking up in the morning

Just the one.

>fast

I don't think there are any anymore

It's like Ireland - they'd have a decent team if England didn't keep poaching all their good players.

ice tea

homemade ginger ale

Why don't they just combine the English and windies.
Imagine.

Having the medical team come onto the field wastes time. Good tactic, to be honest.

on their bouncy meme pitches there's no bounce deviation so if it's short there's a 100% chance you can duck and avoid it. with a bit of questionable bounce in england ducking is suddenly very dangerous

Daily reminder that Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman, Sam Worthington, Olivia Newton-John, Mel Gibson, Isla Fisher and Keith Urban were all born outside of Pozstralia.

But we're the the bad guys for poaching one pacey Ngubu from the Caribbean.

Very grim state of affairs, TEE BEE AITCH.

don't even watch cricket much but even reading this thread you can tell aussies are dodgy cheating scum
one rule for them and another for the rest of us

Steve Smith

>Banned
>Had mental breakdown
>Awkward, ugly but very effective technique
>Starts making history as soon as he returns to the sport

You ever heard of a gentleman by the name of bitchwide mate?

It's almost like we play on bouncy pitches in Australia.

Why don't they combine all the teams into 1, that team could beat anyone

Need another wicket before tea 2bh

could do with shai hope at 3 or 4 tbqh

Genuine question lads: why does leach's head look so funny?

Because Jimmy gets into the side ahead of Woakes.

you could call it the World XI

#metoo, listened to the first song a few times and don't know what to make of it really. Should be a good listen

BBC desperately trying to make out that Jofra is single-handedly winning England The Ashes

lmao fuck up loser

he is though rorke

got to fit the big spinners brain in there somehow

business idea: puposeful, result oriented 5 day cricket rather than test cricket
Aussies should be playing to win at whatever cost

God they've been desperate for a wog face of the sport haven't they

hate richmond lads

jimmy was a better catcher, spent years in the slips/gully

>There are more South Africa-born players in the Australia squad than England's - Jason Roy was born there, as was Marnus Labuschagne and Michael Neser.

>dropping your second best batsman

hate rain more tbqh

>tattoo
Yikes, nice thighs though

*does some English black magic for a wicket this over*

>wog

>Black player plays well
>Receives praise from the media
>Yea Forums complains

Is this innings though.

should bat woakes at 3, so poot gets MUH 4 back

Alright I see what you're saying, two different types of fielding really innit?

One of my favourite parts of London desu

Wouldn't mind a bit of rain now desu.

Archer is being a bit more expressive innit

>rorke
What?

>appealing for that
disgraceful behaviour

pottery

Why don't they make bats like this to protect their fingers. Seems a no brainer tbeh

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>england trying to cheat
business as usual

wog is a slur for black people in this cunt

short for golliwog

Actually that's the correct use of the word as per it's English origins.

you heard me

Grim post

Favourite Artist: Herbie Hancock

Why does Australia play like they have never faced a fast bowler. This fucker played for Tasmania last BBL with half the cunts in the aus team

I had a golliwog growing up

Reckon if England can get another 8 wickets before either time runs out or Australia get 267 runs they'll be looking good to win this.

bancroft has such an awkward technique. its like hes rented his body for the game and hasnt figured out how to use it

>lets ignore stokes and broad

Reckon you have your racial slurs mixed up lad

Literally should just play Anderson, Broad, Archer, Woakes, Stokes and Leach together

It's a good thing Yea Forums wasn't around in the 90s when English cricket was a lot blacker.

But then Rootard would need to find another excuse for not living up to the Fab 4 hype.

rorke on the ropes

>warner crying
Why kek?

Exactly same thing happened when Maro Itoje broke into the rugby team.

They non stop sucked him off daily even though Farrell was carrying the team.

>golliwog

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reckon you don't know the origins of the word

proper garbage yeah

It's a draw then

you now realise warner isnt actually sitting down

>heard
Bit thick, aren't you?

Wife slept with another man and didn't let him watch

They spent the whole world cup making out that Moeen and Rashid were vital cogs of the team

bit different playing a batsman with a white ball in a meme20 game and with a red ball on the 5th day of a lords ashes test

Southern Europeans count as black in Australia

toil on the morrow

Rohit would've hooked this Archer fella for at least couple sixes

Hopefully been told he's been dropped for the next test.

remembered he was david warner

Didn't he setup the camera and all?

If we bowled like Archer in England we'd never get through an over without endless sundries.
England once again proving that it's only cheating or unsportsmanlike if Australia does it.

you got a laugh out of me m8.

Been caught cheating again

oi sebsy plebsy u here m8

Wife's using Ainsley's Caribbean cookbook to make some pork medallions

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One is a nigger who wears fucking gold chains during test cricket and England bent the rules to get him in cause all their other bowlers are shit.

both where when it spins, but every wicket was shit for spinners so both where a non-factor apart from ratshit gettng 2 wickets when australia sorta recovered in the semi

The paki's in-jokes on here are shit.

Only one's playing and they're all permanent residents because SA's government sponsors the killing of white people.

Plus Curran for the keks

Whinging, is it?

>Aussies having a pop at a black lad with a British dad
>Meanwhile their country is 3/4 chinese and SEA.
Bit grim

I still remember the rimming Panesar got

Not really into professional porn anymore lads. Only amateur stuff seems to do it for me nowadays.

i fucking hate david warner
he needs to be dropped

dry your eyes mate

Based comfy reddit weather outside lads

Found a dead spider in my toilet lads
EXTREMELY grim fate

It's weird to see Indian batters are now better players of the short ball than Aussies

>TMS talking about Pavel Florin
Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=2jUvB4B_1w0&t=2

he's fucking fuming

Being a typical fucking pom is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=4AdH7AZrdNY

Endless sand-ries you say?

original opinion

Jofra grew up in Barbados. He's not English.

legend

actual footage of me when I'm a bit tired playing cricket w the lads and say 'ahhh I'll just spin it for a bit'

i don't understand, and frankly i'm a bit scared.

uhh yeah mate we'd start eating raisins alright haha

Remember that test match where Brendon McCullum tried to dominate Starcy but it only got him fired up so he started bowling at 160kmph and broke his bat and the edges went so fast no one could catch them?

No they didn't you paranoid freak. Roy, Stokes and Archer were the one's that got the majority of media attention. Go back to whining about DA JOOZ on one of your incel forums. Sick of you weirdos.

oi redditlad u here m8

*whinges*
*tries to wipe tears from eyes with sandpaper*
*blinds himself and fails to dodge a bouncer*

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>your best bat gets a heavy concussion
>best get him out to do media interviews the next day to explain what his concussion feels like

God what a dufus

Honestly half the amateur stuff has almost as good production values as professional.

Monty was based

>right arm pace

no they didn't, jfc that's plain idiotic

Same. The soulless, dead eyes of porn stars is a big turn-off.

Now I'm sad

>gypsy on TMS
>HALLO EVERY-BODY
Tell Aggers to check his wallet after

U mad.

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>were the one's that got the majority of media attention.
Yeah, after the WC, not during. You fucking smelly paki cunt

>8 wickets in 2 hours
I'm not mathematician lads but that sounds to me like 4 men per hour and one every 15 minutes.

Sounds like an uphill task.

No stop this.

Is TMS the elite way to watch Cricket? Honestly prefer it to sky desu

Can't wait to get you banned again

It's fine when the Aussies kill players. Move on, cobber.

TMS literally played the interviews of Smoth talking to the media about having his brain frazzled you bachan

why was david warner rushed back into the team?

It's infinitely better than Sky's commentary yeah.

Archer needs to get busy busting heads and force Langer's hand

>warner can't believe his luck, nothing is going his way
Yeah, tough luck you're a bit shit

Pitch goes downhill as well so it balances out a bit

Our batting is that dire.

>Harry Potter

???

I've literally never been banned from spee.

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>I has to go 500 kilometres just to train because no fields around
That's true passion for the sport.

kk not contesting your post bacche, just amazed by the stupidity of it all

You sound like you're 18 year old fresh from reddit so that's not a surprise

>england stopped getting blown the fuck out for a session and suddenly the thread is filled with the cunts

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I got banned once for talking about sport.

Fucking hell TMS literally have Pavel Florin on

Pavel Florin is really funny as well, get him commentating

labushagne was the only batsman we could get to replace Steve Smith - that should tell you everything you need to know.

I think this says a lot about the changes to Australian society

God what a drama queen, he was doing well before Smith rejoined iah

Jesus he looks done

Fucking hell he's only crying again

>Yeah, after the WC, not during.
Except that's literally not true. The voices in your head don't count as facts. Rashid was scarcely mentioned and Moeen was only discussed in the context of where he would feature in the batting order. He stopped being the media's obsession years ago. Stop making things up you literal autist.

almost feel bad for the cunt

fucking cooked

Actually he's been quite insightful so far wrt team and individual nature of cricket

what a tard holy shit

is there a better way to get cric streams than through that subreddit insectenthusiasts or whatever? it was fine during the world cup but these ashes links have been shit

I wasn't taking the piss out of him or anything, I agree with you. It was a great interview.

Rashid was literally talked up as being one of the best bowlers at the tournament you fresh fucking moron

>4 men per hour and one every 15 minutes.
Sounds like the average Friday night round your mum's house.

Except it literally is, you sinister-looking curry-munching bud bud ding bellend.

youtu.be/WLlK1LRj7aI

Hello from /hoc/

wicket in 2 overs or its a draw

>Need to survive one session
>8 wickets in hand
A bit worried desu.

watch.webcric.com/ is always a handy backup. Not great quality but does usually work when others don't.

use the Willow one, seems alri

Business idea: in order to reduce friction and hostility in cric, all "your mum" based jokes will be directed at david warner's wife

GONE

:]

oof

Why weren't the BBC wanking off over Broad in the 1st like the way they're doing Archer now?

here's your stream pal
*unleashes my well hydrated, clear urine on your mouth*

>need to survive 5 overs
>10 wickets in hand
>none of them are Steve Smith
Absolutely distraught lads.

>Break in play when the Australians leave the pitch
>All of a sudden the pitch behaves weirdly
Nothing suss about that.

embarrassing desu

GONE GOT HIM

WALK YA CUNT

for FUCK sake i fucking hate bancroft

I've tried some other sites but they seem just as shit.

Feel bad for yank fans as it's about the only way you can watch.

wahey gone gottem fuck off etc

GONE

reducing some friction between yer mum and my benis as I speak la

Nah you weren't but i did. Anyway Root might be kicking himself for not declaring a few overs earlier now

you've still got cummins in the shed m8

>spend most of their lives flying over what?

>the sky

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BASED FUCKING BALDY

Aggers in particular is overcompensating because
independent.co.uk/news/media/jonathan-agnew-bbc-cricket-twitter-messages-5-live-jonathan-liew-a8913656.html

>selecting Bancroft after he couldn't even score runs in the tour match

deserve the loss tbqph

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

CHEATING CUNT FUCK OFF BACK TO THE SHEFFIELD SHIELD

THE CAREER'S OVER

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More like Wankroft

It's on now

grim

laughed my arse off when i first heard him say this honestly. what a cunt

Based Aggers. Liew is a race baiting little cuck faggot

I lol every time

Aggers did nothing wrong

at least these one are working but still not very good. thanks
all the willow ones are like 5 minutes behind or something because they keep just re-running commercials, not sure why
ye its shit being american

starting to think the labiashane bloke is less shit than our actual team

cricketers really need to have a graduate degree at a minimum to play the sport. jfc

>In what city is the sitcom Cheers set?

>America

how does he remember to breathe?

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reckon thats not the hardest thing to do if smith isn't playing

Don't like Coldplay but Chris Martin redeemed himself with that yorker.

ya it's laggy but it's free and I am doing other things as well, so whatever

>Yeah we'll have a bowl mite
Lmao

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>question itself stipulates that the stadium is somewhere in german
>still says athens rather than just guessing a random german city
my god what the fuck

same also can't fap to non desi too lad. White women don't do anything for me.

Leach 1-2
Lyon is prob crying somewhere behind the scenes

I am gonna keep on saying it
He is the next M. Hussey that Aus needs
Hr has that touch of tism that Smith has but the form Hussey has

reckon when he sees himself in the mirror he checks his pocket for his wallet

Reckon he was a bit overwhelmed, especially as the number of questions he got wrong continued to rise.

102-0 how will he ever recover

Think Warner low key wants us to win

Coldplay is the white man's band.

Did autist aussie get his nudes or did he get cucked? I'm invested now

lose bus change does have some heart ngl

love t20s
love odi
love tests
love /cric/
simple as

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Maybe because Broad has been around for more than a decade, whereas Archer is a hot new commodity who has come out of nowhere to emerge as one of England's most exciting bowling prospects in years...

...Nah!

Probably some Jewish conspiracy.

Arranging our next date at the moment.

I can't hate him lads.

State of Liew.

loosebuschange* ffs

He'll probably just blame it all on warner, like he should, because warner is a shit cunt.

He was the definition of a VF, he wouldn't have.

>Jewish conspiracy
Why do you pakis always resort to this strawman?

streamable.com/zb2fm

now i'm curious

post some good amatuer pajeet porn

Based. Get yourself an Asian girlfriend, you deserve it

Shall be adopting this method of damage control myself

You lot might have won this game if you got rid of pooner and bumcroft

reminder that pakis and poos are not welcome in ashes threads

Make sure it's actually a date and not friends hanging out taking selfies

Pretty sure I remember watching Broad be as stiff as a wooden board on Johnathan Ross back in the day. He got the full Flintoff treatment when he burst on the scene, just has no personality.

what the fuck is this

Yeah, I'm going to try ensure this. Thanks, mate.

Dunno. Why are you so insistent that I'm a Paki? The world is full of mysteries, boyo.

This post is dripping with reddit

And Khawaja, and head, and pooaine.... anyone else?

Little confused why you'd enjoy spending time with someone who wants to take fucking selfies desu.

From cricinfo:
>With that Bancroft dismissal, Australia's openers now average 7.75 in the series - that's their lowest in any series in 100 years

yikes from me

Can’t watch this anymore every 5 seconds sucking him off jesus christ

Attracted to all kinds but i prefer my own (brown). Who cares though beggars can't be picky

She's not bad. Honestly I just want a root.

>Why are you so insistent that I'm a Paki?
Because you smell of shit and curry

>labiashane
vocaroo.com/i/s1MxeDNs8hex

Tell you what, this pitch + joffs pace proves our roads are shit.
Too much pace focus, not enough character.

Just be careful with how you word things, it's easy to get carried away with "oh I've got the date" but you haven't actually said anything about a date

At least you don't have to deal with Pooy in your team

youtube.com/watch?v=RLYksQvr5zY
never realised how good some zoomer music was honestly

Labuschagne has now eclipsed Warner's series aggregate and is approaching Bancroft's.

legend

Emphasises Smith's GOAT credentials

>cheat, humiliating your country
>be chronically shit
>be a manlet cuck
HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL IN THE TEAM

You seem to have a bit of an obsession with black lads. Bizarre.

Bit harsh to say he 'has no personality' just because he isn't good at being entertaining on a chat show.

And who to replace them?
Why do you think they are there?

Bancroft is the most disappointing 2bh. People expected big things from him. He showed it shortly before paper game.

Be a good lad and make sure she knows that and isn't expecting anything more.

/cric/ is pretty comfy ngl
does it turn to shit when the cricket season is over?

Why the FUCK did >we pick Moeen for the first test?

god this is so grim

Hello. Reminder that i'll support India over England everytime. Would hypothetically play for England but I'd not sing the anthem and be quite vocal in removing all parts of the monarchy

Yeah but if hot girls take selfies it's alright, if she's below an 8 and takes selfies then yikes

Are you trying to impress your Guardian-reading chums, Rupert?

Have sex

>toil on the morrow

grim

Well if she wants more I don't mind seeing where it goes. But I don't want to just be friends, you know?

She's pretty okay.

Projecting pakis get the fuck out of this country

Off-season /cric/ is unironically one of the worst things on Yea Forums. Literally just pretending to be retarded.

A wicket in the next 2 overs or it's a draw

Steve from your local cricket club, he'd probably do a better job.

Reminder that if we had a referendum, you'd be on the first boat back to Currystan.

but enough about steve smith

Why not just hit more runs?

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the cricket season is never over

Oh dear does she thinks she's hotter than she is, big trouble m8

it's the only general that's better when there's a match on

otherwise it's just aussie tripfags blogging with each other

>Deflecting because it's embarrassing to have your obsessed with black fellas pointed out
grim grim grim

>EDL chav with a chip on his shoulder
Yikes

Because they fell for the meme about his test bowling stats ignoring the fact that he's been shit at every aspect of the game in all formats all 2019

To correctly reflect the diverse demographics of modern Britain.

SEND THEM BACK
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No. She's Asian for one thing and they're obsessed with taking photos of things. Ever seen the chinks around where you live?

Search pankhuri on pronh*b

really activates the spicy thai noodles

Won't work twice lad

In that case, shouldn't half your team be bug-eyed chinks?

State of these arseblasted shitskins, lmao

this
there's always cricket going on somewhere in the world

Banners was getting regular centuries in first class though.
We're stunned that he hasn't done likewise for international form.

Archer over-bowled territory

all pajeet porn is amateur because producing pajeet porn is illegal in pajeetland
watching it is 100% legal though
I think India is the only country like this

that probably explains why Indians are so weird to women on the internet

>Asian
We don't have those around here

day-boo

We're not yet far enough down the cuck rabbithole to have already introduced a shadow quota system.

He was our best batsmen in South Africa before the ban, too. If I recall correctly, only AB had outscored him before hew as banned. Also saw off some ridiculously difficult conditions like that first session in PE where t he ball was swinging like crazy.

Don't think it's just the internet desu.

Wasn't impressed by leach last innings, but he's solid this innings.

It's the internet Rahul you can say porn

Gotta actually look at their technique mate, not just select on stats.

Sucks to be you. Anyway, she's pretty good looking but more Asians just love taking photos. I'll try make sure to ask her on a proper date.

Taking photos of things is much better than posing for selfies.

GONE FUCK OFF

GOT HIM

She does both.

POOnam Pandey

He had solid technique though.
He looked like the next big thing for Aus.

He's just got an arrogance issue maybe.

>between overs

>all these seething gammons
Lmao. They literally CANNOT stomach the fact that this black lad is doing well.

>american posting dogfucking webm on front page
sebbos on the loose lads

Born and bred here. Aiming to move to a better climate but business commitments make that hard

>just keep bowling until your arm falls off, it'll be ok

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>She does both.

oi oi

>OVERBOWLED

>aussie selectors knew this game was going to be a draw
>rested Smith so they could give labiashane a bit of practice for when they inevitable drop Bancroft and/or Warner next match

5d chess

5000 IQ fielding strategy

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Lol no. O2 internet has blocked Yea Forums by default now. First it was just posting but now it's an outright block

wicket?

RARTED ROOT

>shitskins mad because people see though their sad agenda.
You will never be liked or wanted here.

Just typical english cheating lmao

hate this cunt

I told you shitskins are not welcome here

why didn't aussies think of this? not hight enough IQ

Not familiar with that sport.

What does Labuschagne mean? Is he German?

clouds looming

FFS

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Cricket is probably the only sport in this country that has become LESS diverse over the years. >We unironically had more black and brown players on our national team 10-15 years ago, than we do now.

Business idea: hit the fucking stumps.

I, along with others have been screaming at what a mong Root is. Archer should look after himself he already played through the WC with a side strain. He shouldn't Freddie vs SL himself

would you rather face an over of bouncers against Archer or touch his willy haha?

I can’t fucking stand women. Just fuck off to the kitchen.

He's not even as fast as starc..

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unironically had a south african-born scotsman as captain in the 70s if that counts

the bouncers

nowt wrong with ketchup

OwO
tubsexer.com/videos/3031831/poonam-pandey-deleted-fuck-video-unseen

England will need to win this by getting wickets.

His bowling is average ay.

Can't we do both?

youtube.com/watch?v=2WVl0NgdsDk
based greigy

don't want nannies to ban me

Lmao. What "agenda", you fucking weirdo? A black guy playing well in a game of cricket? That's our grand master plan, is it?

>they actually think they can bowl out Marnus "literally Don Bradman" Labiashane

Looks like we'll have a 2 batsmen and 9 tailenders next match lads, England better prepare their anus's

I ate a jar of colemans mustard at a rugby social last season
Although tbf I imagine saying she'd rather shit in her hands and clap wouldn't do her career any favours

tipping archer to pull a muscle soon

Why are white "people" so unironically gay under the mask of irony? Fucking weird people. Yes brown people talk about this here

Not true. They could win by an Australian declaration or by forcing the entire Australian batting lineup to retire hurt.

imagine how bad it would be to take all 10 inches of his BBC right up your bum haha imagine if he came in you and made you shit it out and eat it lol and then you had to lay at his feet and worship him while he called you a faggot lol that would be the worst

pooth poofrikan

His style is not efficient at all. He'll break down quick.

uwu
yboys.net/videos/64/australia-test-cricket-team-takes-big-black-bouncers-mouth-first/
OwO

>implying the leftist media isn't desperate for any story about "the benefits of diversity"

Are you being coy or are you actually just that stupid?

Reckon England are intentionally not getting Labuschagne out to trick the Australian selectors into thinking he's good and picking him for the next test.

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Stop posting that makes me Wana fa

doubt he could be any worse than who ever they drop

delete this

Reckon they'll be off for light in the next half hour.

Shitskin immigrant reject

reckon England didn't count on the fact that he can't be worse than Warner

>diversity literally benefits the team
>but but muh master race
Hit racism for six lads

Was Don Bradman actually a draft dodger?

Burns is way to AESTHETIC looking to be a cricketer

Bless you divvy naive pakis

Why is England so shit at cricket?

Bit disappointed the archer is in fact not an English archer
youtube.com/watch?v=EvKJcxa8x_g

his action looks pretty smooth, it's just poot is overbowling him
oh nvm he's off now haha

It was an immoral war so he was right to boycott it

Can I do both?

not sure you're really following the crux of the discussion here m8

>NOOOOOOO! WHY DID BRADMAN PLAY CRICKET INSTEAD OF DYING IN A USELESS WAR!!!!

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Why does root overbowl so many of his bowlers?

If englel don't bowl Brucies out,
Its a draw right?

Wish we had a bowler who averages 10 at this ground we could use haha imagine how useful that would be

Reckon he'd struggle to bowl without a couple of fingers.

LABIASHANE

Ooh haha those bouncers will be a bit stingy I reckon I'd just touch his willy haha his big veiny willy.

Not enough wristy British-born Indian batsmen
Seething: the post

Imagine Root being a good captain
Hahha, that would be great to see

>Indian men are best known for being filthy cow worshiping heathens who enjoy shitting in the streets and sexually harassing Western women on social media. However, few realize that Indian women are just as bad, and that soon the Internet will be overrun with dot head degenerates like Poonam Pandey flapping around their mocha mammeries.

Because unironically he is somehow a worse captain than pooaine

He seems to get tired easy.
In Aus we tend to play out the first couple overs and then get the runs off the tired balls.
We haven't done it this match, but next match Archer will get tonked if he doesn't work on his style.

shit captaincy

wish england had a young fast bowler they could bowl into the ground hahaha how useless that would be

If it wasn't for the sacrifices of those brave soldiers foreign languages would be spoken in our countries now haha

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Cricket Idea: All tests are to be played with the Pink Ball in England so bad light caannot stop play

reckon we could poach a displaced pacer from the kashmir conflict after anderson retires

Good idea desu.

Wouldn't mind if Archer played with my pink arse haha

I subscribe to this meme

>Commentators actually quoting the Ireland match as an example of English wicket taking ability

Bit of a stretch maties

Sound here but you will always be a shitskin immigrant because your ancestors were evolutionary dead ends

>implying Poopeelia will be able to find anyone to replace Warner

he'll be in the team doing fuck all for years like Cook was for >us

Who would you say is the best England captain? Want to research about English cricket a bit
You can have him then, id rather have Poot then Paine

No. I don't think we shall be doing that.

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Paedo.

dunno what you're on about with england overusing pacers mark wood is never injured

I think it's time to start scouting for new youths.

the person who'd replace him has already scored more runs in one innings than warner has scored all series lad

>dark cloud on it's way

Can't wait till all the old fogeys at the top of the MCC die and English crickret actually startss improving in terms of results and matches played etc

Wouldn't mind if Archer scouted my youthful rectum lol

Kekked out loud for some reason

Mike Brearley was famously good although obviously I haven't seen any of his Tests in full.

Haha. Is it Jofra Archer's BBC?

I suppose that sort of thing just comes with experience in tests really, but it really is tough to try and negotiate his quick accurate bouncers early on. You stil may have some issues tbqh
vaughan's up there

NONCE.

Small brain: Jews control the world
Big brain: The MCC controls the world

england will be looking to take 7 wickets before the close of play here

Reckon you're that one guy who always takes the joke too far.

going to have a nap lads

I reckon Archer gonna come on again soon and bowl another 7 or 8 overs

Been thinking about the size of Archer's willy lads. Reckon this'll be my opening salvo in the cricket discussion at the office tomorrow morning.

Be careful what you wish for cunt.

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feel bad for Michael Carberry desu, must be one of the most JUSTed men in English cricket

No shit.

England are lucky that there's only limited overs. Australia would look pretty good to chase down this total otherwise.

In recent times Vaughan probably. Maybe Atherton considering the dogshit he worked with.

i hate her

>declared after spanking Lyon out of the ground

Crying shitskins got no argument lol

Hate the fact that semi-literate EDL chavs have discovered cricket. Why can't they just stick to football? Must these dysgenic retards ruin yet another sport?

draw confirmed?

Reckon I would take Archer's BBC too far inside myself lol (yes)

Winviz
Draw 99%
Eng 1%

Based freshie how's your first day on Yea Forums mate?

I always hated him because he's a nigger but looking back at his dismissals in the 2013/14 series - he was a genuinely good player and was unlucky to miss out on more runs in that series.

so true

australia will be looking to not lose 7 wickets here

Good to see the colours of España being flown around Lords

>BoJo's sister
fuck off

reckon england can win this one.

Cancerry was actually decent in 2013-14. The fact that he and KP were scapegoated shows just how rotten that England setup was.

Yeah well that's what's coming when all the old WASPs die out.

I think thr biggest problem Aus (read Smith) had with archer was there was no real expectation of fast bowling like that against them in England
When was the last England had a bowler like Archer even in Australia
Now the expectation has been set, hopefully Smith and others settle quicker agaisnt Archer

DESPERATION POOVIEW

TOO HIGH

Hit outside the line. Pretty clear desu.

grim pooview this

more like DrawViz haha

Australia will have to look to up the run rate here. If they continue scoring at this rate, they will not win the match.

thinking this is another big brain england review

I've been meaning to ask this, why is there so much red/yellow/red in the stands?

t. Wogball blow in

What are the conditions for this ending in a draw. Someone tell me.

based poot reviews
fucking dumbcunt kek

Copy and paste from Celebjihad listing of the video

they've always been into it in Yorkshire and Lancashire

Not telling you

If the day's play ends before all of the Australian batsmen are out.
It's getting very dark out there, so expect a draw in an hour or so.

australia bat for another 22 overs

what was the thinking behind that review

New

Archer is genuinely exceptionally good at bowling bouncers. Inswinging, really fast and aimed at that awkward neck/shoulder height so you end up ducking into it.

Root was just reviewing to waste time and prevent Australia from chasing these runs down. Pretty clever, in my opinion.

Are Root and Paine the two worst captains ever in recent decades? Cant think of ones that have been worse then these two

>poot
>thinking

Thanks lads. Ozzy bro's best bro's.

Reckon Steve Smith might be a shout.

This. Now we know what to expect I think we'll handle the pace better next test.
He's slower than some of our bowlers 2bh.