CHELSEA vs LEICESTER Match Thread

16:30

>Kepa, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Zouma, Emerson, Jorginho, Kante, Pedro, Mount, Pulisic, Giroud.
Subs: Caballero, Alonso, Barkley, Abraham, Willian, Kovacic, Tomori.

>Schmeichel, Pereira, Evans, Baseduncu, Fuchs, Choudhury, Ndidi, Tielemans, Maddison, Perez, Vardy.
Subs: Ward, Justin, Morgan, Albrighton, Iheanacho, Barnes, Praet.

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Let's go Ander.. mh Let's go Leicester !!!

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4:0 pakis over binsniffers

PULISIC-GIROUD BROSHIP

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>Pulisic starts

nice des

Statue of liberty checking in

Ndidi > Kante

For me, it’s Baseduncu

MmmmmmhMakeYouThink.jpg

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I too enjoy crack

basé

Should be Barkley over Mount. Frank started him and Pulisic and they score 3 goals in 10 minutes, he proceeds to never play them together again. Solving football.

1/3 the way there lads

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Imagine being a german roachfucker. Absolutely disgusting creatures.

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Mason Mount > Christian Pulisic

>10/1 on 3 fixtures over 2 days
>betting on chelsea
>betting on sheffield united ever
moneyonfire.jpg

Mount is the white Zardes. He never finishes either.

Graham Scott is literally in traffic on the M40 and cannot ref the game.

still better than to be a faggot

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just banter innit
i've kissed a few lads, doesn't make me gay

ngl kissed some of my mates when I was a teen

who will ref the game then?

VAR

>tfw thousands of miles from qt and wholesome American girls
>tfw surrounded by nothing but chav skanks as far as the eye can see

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Friendly remainder that molesting younger students is cultural norm in England

>Mount
Lampard’s ego already getting the better of him lmao

What's the prediction on amount of Mexicans ITT when match starts

whys she look like his sister

>American girls
>wholesome

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Oliver Langford

That girl is considered white in America

are these good players

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what's your favourite chocolate bar lads?
i like a twirl, and a lion bar

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What is it about Americans that make them look so American?

Pulisic somehow looks American without even knowing he's American. Same with Dempsey.

What's Tammy Abraham considered?

the brown soulless eyes

I would still bleach though

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Its called swag sweaty

Twirl and Wispa.

topic
boost
picnic
double decker

Côte d'Or, chocolate with milk
or Kinder Bueno

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Twix.

>Chituru

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who would hitler have supported between these two teams?

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Do you lads even butterfinger

starburst

lads where do we get streams from now

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>Chelsea cos racist
Is what the uneducated would say

toblerone

oooh yeah wispas are lovely

oo la la fancy bugger. What's next, a Bounty?

flake, yorkie

Thanks for keeping the thread warm boys, Americans got it from here

>eating chocolate past the age of 16

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Giroud is ethnically Italian (like every relevant frenchman who is not African).

Maybe half a bounty and I'll wrap the other half up and put it in the fridge for another day.

>Shots fired
France surrenders

psychopath behaviour that lad

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Lack of inbreeding

would love to see Chelsea get a 10th place finish tbqh

Rather it be a chocolate bar and stay straight edge'd than do degenerate shit

>massive landmass populated by a handful of europeans
yeah absolutely no inbreeding going on there

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I wouldn't.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you feeling today boys

This is a friendly thread between France and USA. Dont' bully them !

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I love Pulisic and I love Giroud. Also I love Pedro.

>candy bars

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you are what your father is, women are just wombs

anime is for mentally challenged faggots, kill yourself

go lester foxes! lets seem some hustle!

me and my mates watching the game

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THE M WORD

why is Brenny playing Perez on the right?

>Lack of inbreeding

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>Have to play Fuchs due to Chilwell injury
>Keep Maddison wide

Rodgers mate, come on... the fuck you doing?

I hope you kept Maddison out of your fantasy team today lads.

I like those

he's useless through the middle

there is zero chance leicester don't win this game

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I’m down the pub ready to watch it,
Problem is I’m drinking Carlsberg from a Sam Miguel glass

I am worried that Lampard might not solve football after all.

SOLVED

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How long till Fatmpard is fired and Pulisic is made manager?

I thought they wanted him as an Okazaki replacement

>Lack of freedom

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GIROUD

>drinking carlsberg ever

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For me, it’s a Charleston Chew out of the freezer

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>tfw no fox

>still playing vardy in 2019

stop living in the past

You must have a strong jaw

Is this the day Pulisic finally scores/does something and proves he's an average Premier League player?

Should get a carling, the new glasses are great. Got grip on them

At least people will think you're posh

Problem is you're drinking Carlsberg

will lampard's insistence on playing mount end his chelsea managerial career?

If we don’t win today, is our season officially over?

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Funny enough the inbred south are mostly descendants of the English. Guess some things never change

John Terry, looking like a twat of course

I'll be sure to (you) you later ;)

Besides living rent free he had le assist last game

Just tried the peanut butter lion bar recently. Very nice.

Describe your country in one picture. For me, it's America.

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Snickers

Please, Pulisic, don't be too strong. Otherwise Hazard won't come back, after his failure at RM, at Chelsea because there is no place for him anymore

Pretty sure the English are in your north east region, hence why most town names are named after towns here.

dumb fuck.

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Hey guys lifelong Blues supporter checking in!!

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cute

for me i only listen to fleet foxes while watching leicester fc and erping as a vulpera

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>no place for him
he's too fat

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for me, it's the midlands

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why does Chelsea have so many manlets?

>an assist against the ""mighty liverpool""
sasuga

nothing against Lampard, but I hope he gets humiliated in front of the home crowd today

Nah, Chelsea can finish third in the cl group and have a EL run again. They can get lucky and have a nice cup run.

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Money? Trivago

low centre of balance

I so wanna rip that ring so badly

how is Hazard doing at RM anyway?

>police women

Wish it was 2015 again

Guys wtf is this shit, why does Chelsea not have a Chad song like YNWA

Don't worry now he ates veggie Burger with diet coke. He will soon find his form again

Lads will PuliGOAT deliver today? I'm really nervous

i hope so he's wasting his career with his poor diet

Haha I love soccer (football)

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Loving the pink kit lads.

Check em

Wish it was 2005 again

is Willian ded?

baseduncu

came 7/8 kg overweight for preseason. He only scored one goal and played overall bad (like all the team but he's the "new star signing").
And he injured himself at training so he'll miss the first 3/4 weeks of the season (miss the first game).
So really bad

That’d be pretty good as well

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Carlsberg is £3 cheapest here
But 2 jägers for a fiver is always a good shout.

Chelsea will lose 2-0.

is stamford bridge secretly a dump?

BOOOMMMMMM

For me, it's Dennis Prat

>Rebecca Lowe will never piss in my mouth

about to drive to walmart to get a gun

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>he ates
The state of my english education lads

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Finally, a manager who can see how much of a fraud Mardy Gray is.

reminds me of palermo kit, I like it.

bender

who are they and how are they famous in the world of soccer

BOOM

>poodro

You guys like Carlsberg? I prefer the bottle version, the canned one taste like pee pee.

CHELSEA

Hey you can speak at least two languages, I'm not knocking ya.

why isn’t Barkley on?

Lmao they thought it went in

is Pedro Mexican?

wish i could heem a yurocuck irl rn desu

it's a giroud complains about not receiving the ball when an attack end up with no goal episode

>scouser on commentary

based kasper

Why is mount so shit at finishing

defending is easy la

Leicester going to get Mounted

>mount
>poolisic

>PULISHIT

Mount and Pulisic are better

*presents my bottom*

>PULISHIT hahahaha >PULISHIT hahahaha >PULISHIT hahahaha >PULISHIT hahahaha >PULISHIT hahahaha >PULISHIT hahahaha >PULISHIT hahahaha

where is zappa? azpi needs to move back to CB

In England you don't learn a second langage at school ? Like French, German or Spanish or else ?

you wish your doorframes were wide enough for you to leave your bedroom

Learnt French in secondary school. Forgot pretty much all of it. No one takes it seriously.

did Leicester become shit?

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>Become

Chelsea look a different team with Kante starting and Giroud up front instead of that shitter Tammy Abraham.

chelsea about to get a big surprise

>It's a Chelsea look amazingly good for the first half but come away with nothing episode

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nice one sky

...

Think they're top on the form (if you include last season, obviously)

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APOLOGISE

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>norwegian commentator called Pulisic "the small American"
sub 1.80 manlets blown the fuck out

Azbi would not work as cb,
>but he did it for conte
"no"
Conte's right centreback in a 3atb defence is a fullabck with a different name. It's why Darmian played there for Italy.

MOUNTED

YEAAAASAAAASSSS

DERBY

>ndoodoo

MOUNT

CHELSEA DOMINATING

THAT NIGGA GOT BULLIED THE FUCK OUT

>chili is cooking
>beer is cold
>football is on
>chelsea scores

life is good, brudis

>ngubu

PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT PUEL OUT

Chelsea goal webum.

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Get fucked, Brenny, you RAT!

is mount elite?

>nigger defending

FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED FOOTBALL WAS SOLVED

It’s cheap here

top camerawork there

his movements there were amazing fighting tripping over his own heels.

looked like a chad walk

He fooken slipped.

MOUNTED

MAN MOUNT

>ref was stuck in traffic
Tinpot league

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THAT WORK RATE

that's Lampard's mark on this team

>pulisic clapping
>americlaps
KEK

BRENNY OUT

The man MOUNTain

A pajeet unironically inpregnated a nigress

>miss a penalty in meaningless game
>get racially abused by your own fans
Up the Blues, CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA.

Mount is miles better than poolickshit

based zoomer

>rodgers teams defending

Kek

This kid is a real talent. He also played very well against liverpoo and manure.

italy didn't have alonso and moses so the the 3cbs could be properly centralized
you still with that fucking "azpi wasn't a cb" discussion since last season la

Yeah I'm thinking Chelsea are back.

N'GUBU NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

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Get Brendan Puel out of my club

umount /mnt/leic/brenny

LET'S GO DUDE

bielsa tier
burn out soon

MOUNTED.COM

So this is what it's like to watch entertaining football. Been a while since I've seen it as a Chelsea fan. Glad Sarri fucked off

Because I am right
I will never let someone be wrong on the internet if I can say he's wrong

Butterfingers aren't sold over here, at least to the best of my knowledge.

Isn't it a meme in America that Butterfingers are horrible though?

Pulisic getting made irreelevant by some random shitter Frank found in the Championship. This confirms his Americanness more than anything else. He'll be loaned come Januaryn

Are Chelsea trying to gegenpress?

Based Christiansen

Pulisic is playing? LOL!

chelsea will win 3+ goals easily desu

>entertaining

what are you? a child? only the result matters

What happened to buffstreams?

Is Abraham not playing after the Chelsea fans racially abused him?

Sheffield already won, Chelsea are up

lampard will rotate when the cups start
he seems like he wants to give everyone a chance

Zero Mexicans started at top clubs this weekend Juan

RARE

no only Germans can gegenpress

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Is Leicester the most drab team in the entire league?

Lampard is really going rebuild Chelsea with Mount as his Messi to his Guardiola

>rudely taking the ball off an opponent
Mount has no class

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nah they are good but the filling gets stuck in your teeth

When you get obliterared by Man United in this day and age it requires more than a jammy goal vs lestah to be considered back.

Not sure what to eat next

Chewits
Chewits xtreme
flying saucers
strawberry laces
jelly beans

I thought Zouma was finished after that first game but his passing and defending has looked solid this past two games

>inb4 I jinx it and he makes a terrible mistake after this comment is posted

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What happened to Alonso? Did he died?

Honestly one of the worst starts I've seen since Ranieri. Easily worse than the slop Puel brought up.

Hope they wake the fuck up

no he's not playing because Chelsea need a win and Giroud is better

he chose to stop streaming of his own free will

Nth for USA

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Why are Leicester wearing a pink germany kit?

No, but the person he hit with his car did.

In jail for manslaughter

FRANKIEEEE LAMPARD


FRANKIEEEEEEE LAMPARD

HE CAME TO CHELSEA

FROM DERBY

TO MANAGE CHELSEAAAA

FRANKIEEEEEE LAMPARD

Lampard found out about the girl in Madrid

this
if you want entertainment go watch a film or play a game
here we play to win

A white man STOLE the property of a black person and the whole stadium CHEERED

Racism will never get a pass, oh no...not on my watch.

I miss the 2015/2016 Leicester

He had the one mistake keeping Liverpool onside on their second goal but other than that he was good.

Still didn't give Batshuayi a chance though

So what exactly does Pulisic do?

Perez is shite. Put Barnes on.

>imagine having brendan rodgers as your manager
wont even make top 10

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Wait a minute...

You're telling me Turks look like THIS???!!

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Leicester is a cuck city

really weird and nasty looking body

only 3 matches in
calm down

Based

after the WC debale those kits weren't being sold anymore

Like a downy? Yeah

Her legs seem too short for her body.

*hits pipe*

sells XXXL jerseys

pressures the back line innit

>Lestah

Why Lester sell all their best players like Drinkwater, Kante, Mahrez, and Maguire?

fall over mostly, scores every once in awhile

Lord Farquaad looking motherfucker

we all do

hmmmmm money?

apologise

Delet

if I could go anywhere to explain what it means to be part of this club and sharing his dreams

about the songs that we sing in the journeys we take
how it feels on a match day from the moment we wake

the walk to the bridge down the Fulham Road
the pride of the sw6 area code

the stories and history and old-fashioned pride
but with styling class in this West London side

success is demanded from all that are here
to win every game and have no one to fear

aspire for trophies what we entertain
to be more than a club in and outside the game

so

where would I go to tell the world who we are
to make some noise shake the ground to the near and the far

it doesn't matter where you go

this shirt brings us together

it's a Chelsea thing now and it will be forever

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Pure Greek blood right there

Referee looks a bit like him no ?

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u fkin gay m8

proper lads here

>you now remember batshuayi

remember when chelsea were good in the first half against man u and liverpool and then got spanked

Not a fan of this play out the back meme if I'm being honest

To pay the owner amd board of directors their much deserved bonuses.

How are Leicester supposed to get into the top 6 playing like this?

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a savoury sweet connoisseur I see

Is Mount better than Pogba?

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I DOUBT IT

Very cute, would cuddle
9/10

Pogba murdered Chelsea while having a bad game.

sounds pretty gay desu

Ollie Norwood is better than Pogba la'

They probably made like 200m from just 4 players.

Leicester is a youth side now anyway

I don't think there is any question Mount is better

only meme team that has a chance to break top 6 is wolves.

Fuck
I miss that little waffle fella running down the left flank with this big sexy ass of his

better than lingard and mata combined

I'm addicted to syrup lads

Mount will never start for the NT because he's white

Let's see how they do against yanited tomorrow

>all these mistakes playing out the back
when will the meme end?

When will you mentally ill ABL leave?

>squirmishes

fucking hell i hate commentators

Faggot

>it's another episode where the midtable team pays too much respect to top 4 shitters by playing defense for 90 minutes hoping for a jammy 0-0 draw at best

how boring

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If Southgate wasn't a cuck the England midfield would be Hendo, Rice, Winks, Mount, Maddison, and Barkley. No niggers needed

this. fucking cancer, just oof ti, hate those unecessary risks

Should be 3-0

>chelsea
>top 4

ya trapped in 2011

Anyone else been bored off their tits today?

And if we fail to win the game
We abuse our player for being black
That is why we have such fame
Bashing our own we have no shame

Is Mount better than Mbappe ?
The chad white english vs the evil dark "french"

lol small brain

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which of these teams ends up top 4 for you

kanté having a poor game

always. the day defore I'm always hyped for tomorrow, but tomorrow is always boring

Zouma looking so much better than the first match

why is sunday football always so shit?

That's just brenny being genius.

>rating Mount this highly after 3 games and an ok season in the Championship

Wait for the end of the game when everyone is tired while he still has all his ki.

love Chelsea's chants

Gotta be Tyler's last season commentating. So belated with all the callous these past few seasons, it's getting rediculous

>Barkley
>no niggers
One drop rule

i hate this chelsea new kit, whats the point of all the abstract shapes? nothing wrong with solid blue.

They were literally next best in a 2 team league last season

Nobody has anything against Leicester here.

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thought Jonny Evans would be like 40 now

only boring people get bored

Are you sure? Maybe you just dont understand the game veryvwell, because Kante is perfect and never does anything wrong.

Mount is better, but Mbappe wins the cage fight I think

Johnny Evans is just as shit as he was at united why the fuck did leicester sign him

This ref is shit, bring back the girls.

>Play Maddison wide
>Do shit
>Sack Puel, get Rodgers
>Put Maddison central
>Do really fucking good
>Put Maddison back wide
>Do shit

jesus wept

clearly untrue

3rd kit is cool

Kante used to play for Leicester City

>conte

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NGAULOIS!

ah it's been deflected

>championship ref in charge of his first premier league game
>doesn’t give away silly free kicks for pussy challenges
I’m ok with this

>This ref is shit
the original got stuck in traffic on the way to the game

Filthy nutmeg by pulisic there. Wish theycshow a replay

Zouma has been pretty good today desu

whoa didn't know that

Sure thing champ

You keep telling yourself that.

sounds like a very one-dimensional player

Is John Terry already plotting to take Frank's job?

who plays in pink shirts? faggots?

>he hasn't taken the Giroud pill

OH CAME ON KANTE

giroud link up play is insane

>Is John Terry already plotting to take Frank's job?
>Frank's Job
Frank's Wife

>streamfaggots

200 IQ Giroud

it's meant to be stamford bridge but dada or something

>Keeper
>Zoomer
>Kante
>Mount
>Pulishit
>Giroo
Why do Chelsea always have the most meme?

thats fine for a midtable side though. brenny is a retard

KANTE NIGGER!"

I do not rate Pulishit.

All started by pulisic.

i'm to intelligent to be entertained

go suck your dad rich boy

Think every PL club will have pink shirts at least once now and again.

It's all marketing to get women to buy shirts.

It's a convivence rule.

literally not seen pulisic do anything yet

>poodro

>Is John Terry already plotting to fuck Frank's wife?

hmmm

Fraudgers to be sacked by December

he's only there for shirt sales

stop buying expensive food and you'll have enough money for footie

Is Kante spiritually white?

pedro is so low iq god dangit

>hard working mexican

Lmao pedro absolutely desperate to not assist pulisic

>playing it out from the back

I'm sure at the present time John Terry is focused completely on trying to steal Dean Smith's job

it's just a thing people say
it's so obviously not correct though

only when he does a good match
right now he black

ok thanks
I thought it was gays

>Tfw I tried Korean bbq yesterday and already am addicted
>Tfw I'm going to order more today

I have entered nirvana lads

>zoomer goalkeepers

pedro is so fucking dumb jesus christ

lose weight

>keepa

brighton cornered the market on them

saw some videos, you're on your own or some autistic korean waiters come to your table to cut your meat with scissors?

That's just the thing incels with no friends say to themselves to feel better about sitting in their room all weekend watching anime and playing video games

fucking hell pulisic

>eating meat
Real manly there, tough guy. Do you have to shampoo your beard after getting grease in it so often? I bet you use beard balm and smoke cigars, tough fella you is

is the "Brighton is a gay team" just a meme?

>Henderson
>Barkley
Replace them with Foden and Barnes and we're set

all pulisic did so far is giving the ball away

It's more that Brighton is a gay city

that’s exactly the kind of people the saying is having a go at

American to soft lmao

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>being a vegan in burger and bbq land

you are a commie

american generosity

Brighton the City is the San Francisco (I.e the gsy capital) of the UK

terrible game for pulishit, bet he gets subbed at HT 2bh

There is nothing more lame than a defense playing passing back to the goalkeeper. Fucking idiots.

Want Vardy to finger my butt

How is it?

Its the entire city

Why does pedro never make the right final pass

hmm interesting, did not know that

Dunno why this stereotype still exists, Brighton is no more gay than any other city now. It was true like 20 years ago it was one of the only places where being gay and out was fine but now you can be gay pretty much anywhere that isn't some rough post-industrial town.

Probably Barkley on for Pulisic and move Mount to the wing

Holy fuck dumb fucking championship ref

Is it me or Jorginho not been in position to receive passes from wingbacks? he's always on the opposite side of the field instead of creating an option in the middle

Should be 1-1 there

I am an environmentalist libertarian.

Maddison looks like the deano meme

chelsea already look knackered

planning a visit soon, Jakob?

He looks like one because he is one

Mount has completely vanished after the first 15 minutes. Probably tired

T. Never been Brighton

Maddison truly has an awful hairstyle

Pulisic looks bang average. Mason Mount is the same age and looks better in almost every way.

How can you be environmentalist and libertarian ?
If everyone does as he wants, it will never save the climate. It needs a state to regulate it.

all i heard is commie with a diet disorder

The only bright spot is the comedy gold that ensues when Pulisic receives the ball

because people who rely on external stimulus to entertain themselves (anime fags) are more likely to feel bored when it runs out

When will people realise this? He's a toy for customers.

Leicester are slack

Mason mount has gone ghost after 15 minutes, multiple giveaways too. Whole team looks tired. Giroud is also a ghost.

already been there once with my family when i was like 16. this just brought back a memory of being called "cute" by a black lad working at a corner store while i was there. not liking this desu

>pulishit
want him to succeed but fuck me

Are you statists aware that the state is made up by people who do as they want?

Giroud is a finisher tbf
Barkley should come on

mount is being played in his favored position, and pulisic is not.

chelsea aren't very good

this is MLS tier passing desu lads

Why is Fucks the only word Carragher can say in an actual English accent?

Did Pulisic actually do well in the Bundesliga? If so, how?

>barkley should come on

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good thing I'm not lying down or this atmosphere would genuinely lull me to sleep

Chelsea definitely need some fresh legs in the midfield

Whole team looks shit and tired right now

this atmosphere is absolutely fucking dire lmao

Wow so this is the EXCITEMENT of Premier League football huh

>who do as they want
not in a functioning representational democracy? they generally impose societal norms through legislation

the bundesliga is a farmer's league

no he shouldn't

>both Maddison and Perez playing in wrong positions
what the hell is wrong with rodgers

Pulisic made of glass

woat game

kek

We can all agree that Pulisic is shit and Mount is elite right?

It's still better than nothing.
Because current state is bad (because of corruption) doesn't mean the idea of a state is bad.

I wonder who Lamps will prefer to partner with Rudiger when he comes back from injury

cringe and incelpilled

only tourists go to games in london

Sancho's season last year was better than Pulisic ever had

Pulisic is a fraud. Chelsea will win easily with him off

>You now realize Jorginho is playing right now

*clap clap* CHELSEA

CHELSEAAA, CHELSEAAA, CHELSEEEAAA, CHELSEA,

Stamford Bridge is comical lmao. Every fucking season

The current state is bad not because of corruption but because corruption is inevitable.

Pulisic was good earlier in the week, having a rough day today though, probably out at HT

game is going too fast for him, reckon he would do better under sarri

pure strikers like Giroud and Vardy are dying lads. Now we got the Firminhos and Martials playing up front to piss me off

Ah yes, because in Manchester, there is no tourists and that's why the atmosphere is so good at Old Trafford and Etihad

Honestly whole Chelsea side got spent after 20 minutes. Giveaways by everyone. Hope Frank subs midfield at ht

He has been stagnating for like two years and Sancho rightfully took his spot.
That's why most people at Dortmund were pretty happy to get 64 million for him.

when they clap along to that song at the start it sounds like a kid's birthday party

Yes

>aaaggghh the ball hit my foot
This lad has been raised on onions like the rest of America

there's still good atmospheres in London like Charlton, Crystal Palace, Millwall, basically stick to south of the river for a good football experience.

>Pulishit

What does his guy do exactly?

not gonna lie lyon would beat that chelsea easily

Giroud was never a pure striker you mong

Lads

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Alcacer is doing great for Dortmund so far though

Liverpool game was the same yesterday, everyone was tired after 120 minutes + flights to/from fucking Turkey. Super Cup is retarded

Need Barkley, Willan, Tammy

>The current state is bad not because of corruption but because corruption is inevitable.
Yes so it's because of corruption

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I doubt they died after 20 minutes. Even mount vanished after 20. Need fresh legs.

>tfw the #9s and #10s are gone
Which role is going to be extinct next lads?

Not meming - What team would this guy actually look decent at? Mid-table Premier League, like Zaha at Palace? Or is he simply not suited to the league at all. What an enigma

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at old trafford the atmosphere is still better than in any PL stadium in london
>etihad
literally the worst of it all
can't even think of any city chant except for the generic "come on city"

The number 6. Can't get away with having a pure defensive midfielder nowadays

keeper, just field another attacker

Pure #1

gk hopefully

Atlanta United

New thread and HT slags ?

He was one of Chelsea's best players against Liverpool

Pulisic > Messi

MLS soon

Yes he is lmao. Imagine me having to take my time to reply to your shitty reply.

Thank your faggot country for introducing that

Not hard to look good against that Liverpool defence desu

slags

So he plays like shit because he's tired? Idk, tbf whole team has looked horrible after start

Salah literally vanished after 10 minutes

NEW THREAD

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jsut wathc kante and not the game

>Kane

ohhhnonononono