/cric/

need to add smoth getting phil hughes'd at the end to complete the webm

Right so lads I'm off to watch the hurling final, starts in 15 minutes.

They pulled him before he got tonned

fuck if only lad, I rekon Satchwell plus Ritchie would be a breeding queen like Natasha Henstridge in Species unff

Reminder that if this goes ODI mode, Australia are the best at it

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CAM ON STOKESYY

Hope this tonne means something.

vaguely remember australia being absolutely destroyed in the world cup semis

One was Neighbours, the other Home and Away.

What's the best gallery/museum in
Poz?

But not the World Champions at it though.

Nathan Brainlet

neighbours > home and away >>>> shortland street

nah lads bairstow will have a cry if he doesn't get his fifty so we need to hold off the declaration bless him

BBC getting mad that Boycott sad Chinaman on TMS

MONA in Hobart

Fucking love the ashes

Say what you will, but Aus still hold the most vicotries of the world cup

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the reddit neighbours
the Yea Forums home and way

watching sky, what did he say?

All the streams on insects are pure shite, broken or 240p and lagging, fuck this

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Yeah and?

Damn we'll be in trouble if Glenn McGrath will be bowling in the second innings.

Just talking about the pitches in the Caribbean and his co-commentator instantly interjected when he started talking about types of spin

fuck, forgot about shortland street

Basically turning into a one day

yeah dizzysphinx and his good streams has disappeared, get on crictime server 1 lad

have work in 8 hours. tempted to stay up though

I've just given up and am listening to tms. Fuck sky the absolute cunts.

Lyon and Stokes on century watch

forgot that was a thing, thought boycott had just gone off on one over hong kong or something.

Lyon back to deliver some quick runs

>On 26 November 2008, Satchwell was in a building which was attacked by terrorists in the Mumbai Terrorist Attacks. She hid in a cupboard until gunfire ceased. One gunman passed by the cupboard as she sat hidden from view. Upon leaving the hotel, she claims to have seen several dead bodies.
Scary desu.

just bite the bullet and pay for a month of nowTV 2bh, £34 but whatever couldn't be arsed trying to find streams for the entire series

I'd just like to remind all the poms ITT thinking about an early declaration that Australia came into this game with 1 batsman and 10 tailenders and now we have 11 tailenders so you better make sure you have enough runs!

just done a big nathan lyon

Wonder how often batting & bowling centuries have been brought up simultaneously, if it's ever happened.

we're fucked

piss poor take, the Yea Forums Raw FM and Heartbreak High, the reddit 6:30pm soaps

>moeen is an all rounder
Please stop spreading this meme

Root just watiing for Stokes ton

thanks mate, decent one at last

based stokesy

doubt..

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He's all round shit at everything

Go stokes. It’s your birthday. Going to party like it’s your birthday.
Going to sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday

LMAO 0-102

>Heartbreak High
RACK OFF

Well what else do you call it when someone can't bat OR bowl?

for me, it's the slow left arm chinaman

based bairstow bringing up lyon's hundred

0 - 102 That's a brilliant century for Nathan Lyons BOWL IT GAZZA

>about to declare
>block

proper cricket this

drazic is my guy

>Heartbreak High
The thinking man's highschool drama. Introducing an entire generation to NTR with Drazic being cucked by Kurt.

>Still not declaring
The coward Joe Root

WALLOP

>0-102

BOWLING NATHAN

can you declare mid-over?

Did stokes single handedly win the ICC World cup?

DECLARE YOU FUCKIN CUNTS

Sir Benjamin Andrew Stokes

Why do they keep calling Nathan Lyon Gary? Is Gary his middle name?

Declare you coward

WOOF

>being harsh on the lad when his fielders can't catch and his captain can't review

Shane War... I mean, Joe the Cameraman.

hold on m8 just getting the averages up

Seem to recall England won it

for me, it's rengana herath dismissing a right handed bat LBW with one that fizzes but goes on straight

England being autistic and waiting until exactly 50 overs to go before declaring

WHAT IS THIS BATTING

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>You can't score fast in test cri-

>lyon
KWAB

RUN UP THE SCORE

Austrians seething because there getting whacked about

imagine not packing the offside and bowling wide yorkers

It's a reference to a former AFL player, now media commentator.

would not mind a declaration right now

You now remember this moment in the BBL:
>Why they keep calling Brad Hogg "George"?
>....because that's his name howie

wallop watch

David Warner redemption double ton to win the test match is gonna happen lad

There is an argument to be made to demoralise them before putting them in.

came across this image today, had not seen it before

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yes

We have a game

Australia will only be chasing 259 off 50. That's a very low total.

Business idea: Each test match has a minimum run per over requirement. The average runs per over for a rolling 10 overs cannot drop below 3

DECLARATION

FINALLY.

FUCKING FINALLY

Imagine being as shit a captain as Paine right now. Seriously they need to consider dropping him before the end of the ashes. If he's still the captain after the ashes I won't watch another game we ever play

too much for paine to think about

>gets not out on the fifth ball he sees before out on the eighth

that's a 10 in england

>implying David Warner won't singlehandedly chase this down in one session

Big mistake poot.

why would they not stay ONE more over at this score rate?

*be's declaring*

grim

>that tat

why do people think shit like that is a good idea?

That's alright because every cunt you have out there is shit and smoth has gone back to 2000 and is playing with his lego

Root is small brained

HERE WE GO

Nah he's done. Been out more times than he's been in already, just doesn't walk.

Only about an hour too late lel

...

Its absolutely paineful to think about

Absolutely suicidal captaincy from Root there's no fucking way we'll be able to defend this

SEETHING.

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Do you think any poor sod was actually hard up for it enough that he had a wank to this?

pitch isn't giving bowlers anything to get anywhere near 10 wickets, but don't think aussies will come out and chase desu

Do you penalise the bowling team or the batting team if this fails to occur?

It's turned into a ODI. Australia's test team is pretty much the ODI side and we're better than England at that form of the game.

why oh why did he declare? poot has made a big mistake here, warner is licking his lips at this flat pitch

Reckon ol' Smiffy will be watching from inside the dementia ward?

Pretty much this. Time for Root to overbowl Archer, get injured and miss the rest of the series

We're not going to do this.

Could give it a good go

>playing for the draw
>no risk of losing
>throw the bat around because your wicket isn't worth shit
>"who says you can't score fast in test cricket"
brainlets.
Warner and Bancroft should go out and block or leave every single ball and remind the poms that they're the ones who actually need to win

need root to be sacked as captain

DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
DROP PAINE
>DROP PAINE
Paine should never Captain another test match

>0-102
That's moeen-tier bowling.

Looked like an ODI just now but with the red ball we could get a few down early.

Nah, fuck that. Go for it.

both, a combination of power plays, removal of fielders and 10 runs deducted every time it happens

>Warner and Bancroft should go out and block or leave every single ball
They'll get out for single digit scores like that.
You've got to play your natural game, desu.

Just isn't cricket if you don't bat to win

Willow. Sky coverage with more and shitter adverts. At least it's something I guess.

for me it's neither reviewing everything, nor not reviewing anything, but having the perfect mixture of not reviewing when you should and reviewing when you shouldn't

joe root has room temperature IQ

Stream where?

Business idea: cricket but with simultaneous bowling and batting at each wicket.

Broad to have one of his classic spells against the Aussie's and take 6 wickets

All over Aussie player's faces currently.

Booing a person that scored nearly 4 centuries in a row against you isn't cricket either.

I think England timed the declaration perfectly from the perspective of batting Australia out of the game, but I think their chances of winning would've improved by declaring earlier, though they'd also risk losing.

Warncuck to come good and bring the required rate below 3 in an explosive opening salvo

That Aussie advert where they can't afford prescriptions

GRIM

Business idea: the entire outer section of the pitch is on a moving conveyor belt so the batsmen have no idea where the fielders will be.

Broad (5) Archer (3) (two confirmed kills)

So he's defrosted his brain now?

Joe root still wakes up in a cold sweat remembering his 'sporting' declaration against the windies in Leeds when shai hope blacked him hard

Thanks tubs

Yeah English room temp iq

youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5dD46WmEU

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How dare Root try and attempt to win this game! Awful captaincy

jofra 'the hitman' archer to murder a few here

In Kelvins?

Pretty sure it's American. Willow seems to be for Indians in the USA to watch cricket using Sky coverage with other ads.

Business idea: A new form of competitive cricket which has 4 simultaneous batsmen defending 4 simultaneous wickets and a single bowler in the middle who can chose who he bowls to, once the ball is hit all batsmen must run in a clockwise direction to the next wicket.

Quite right Dicky

>that's... That's Steve Smith's music!
>aaah!
>he's here! Steve Smith! Through hellfire and body line!

This is precisely the leadership we need to defeat the Aussies. Niggers have ruined this country. Well done Root!

The new whispering death

no
in farenheit

I've had two faps to those Korean girls, should I go for number 3, shits starting to get a bit raw

>RR 6.00
HAPPENING LADS

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Would fighting the opposing fielder to stop a catch be legal?

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

S U E
U
E

that was kino, all the brainiac posting from that series was great too
all in all a good effort from the /cric/ lads

you do you m8

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>RR 15.00

>Australia going at 250 SR
Prepare for England to stall bowling these overs and time the game out.

Get the floodlights on

Bancroft to score 300 and to score with Stokes missus.

WARNER IS BACK LADS

DREAM of the halcyon days when I could get off to non-nude women.

I already feel sick
Joe root has killed cricket

>MAKING THIS GAME AN ODI
Root mentally cooked from now on
They cant lad, they will get points deducted

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS AND ARE THERE MORE

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oh nooooo

WARNER IS NOT BACK LADS

Reminder that if Australia look like getting close to the target, England can just bowl wide down the leg side to a packed leg side field.

Hate that face Broad makes when he nearly gets a wicket or gets one

fuck off root

Please tell me one of you faggots capped broad's reaction.

>not pounding that ball through the covers

What the FUCK is warner doing?

What about this

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Idiotic captaincy from Root when the draw was all but assured

Archer going in for the kill

The Assassination of England's Ashes Hopes by the Coward Joe Root

Rain looms.

hate his face in general desu
good bowler though

like this?

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>throwing away a free draw
root must walk for this. this must be his last match for england

Archer needs accuracy ay.
Broad needs pace.

They should fuck.

Love it
great raw emotion
broad is such an unlikeable cunt, shame he is an alright bowler

Fuck rain and fuck br*toids

HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE
HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE
Oh JOFFY ARCHER
HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE

You need to hold it for weeks then go all out in a day of debauchery

This Archer guy looks slower than Siddle.

Business Idea: Archer bowls towards the wicket

this
instead of booing smith hope the fans boo root instead
FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

seen more british flags in this thread than the literal world cup final thread

whats up with that

Can't play cricket in this light, surely.

He bowled about 45 overs yesterday

Business idea: you fuck of to subway and get me a wrap

OH FUCK ONE JUST WENT PAST THE EDGE DID YOU HEAR THE CROWD GASP

>Australia already behind the required rate
OH NO NO NO

>the end you bowl doesnt matter for a bowler
This commentator saying the nigger Archer cant have an opinion or choice of what end he would like to bowl at

Solid block.

AN EDGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE ENGLAND REVIEWED IT

>subway

disgusting in every respect

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Ha

wicket this over

How many players should be sacked when australia win? I would say at least 5, certainly root, roy, denly and buttler but I would probably add a couple more to the list depending on who is most culpable for the chastening defeat

Players cant have a sub straight after a batting innings
bit unfair that players can rest longer with a sub fielder straight after a short break

to replace with who

>no ball but otherwise a maiden

Can't wait for a commentator to say "26 runs off that over but otherwise a maiden"

Send Archer to the Windies
doesnt deserve to be on such a shite team

Dubs and Davie Warner double century

more West Indians i reckon

it doesn't matter, what matters is getting them out the team and unavailable for selection

just had a thought, if you make an appearance in an ashes test are you legally required to have your body cremated after you pass on?

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Alright lads help me, are Australia going for the win or draw?

darren maddy, usman afzaal, chris adams, mark ealham

>warner
looks like we're playing for the loss

neither

They could try to bat out the draw and accidentally win, england are just that cooked.

Well they were bowling for the draw but now they're batting for the win.

draw 100%

Literal who

Who are these two shitty commentators
like for fucks sake, these cunts are hopeless

Don't know how to bat sensibly, so for the win.

Don't you think the phrase "Maiden Over" is a bit misogynistic and patriarchal in nature? Should we change the term to "Incel over"?

Going to be contrarian and say neither and that they're going for the tie instead

>258 in both innings
nice
Yep. Add them to the pile.

>First time England have made the same total in both innings of a test
wow. who cares

That would actually work because clearly the batsman was involuntarily celibate of runs.

the maiden over
the stud session

How come australia have 12-0 with only 5 and 2 together? have england already given away 5 no balls?

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Tie.

>shitner

>$1 burgers finish at midnight.
What else is there to eat this late?

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>pooner

>That Michael Caton lawyer ad
Ironic.

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EBJA
GET WALKING

head byes

WAIT ON

HERE WE GO

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Yes but it was otherwise a maiden over

*boos respectfully*

FUCK OFF

>BLACKED
Oh no no no.

>Touched the ground
REVIEW PLEASE.

>Warnered himself

GONE
GOTTEM

fuck sake warner is so dogshit
get the FUCK out of the team cunt

*with whom

is that it for warner in australia internationals?

FOR FUCK SAKE
Off to bed now lads
night

Warner still won't get dropped after this performance

at my local cricket club the men's and women's toilets used to be titled "middle stumps" and "maidens" respectively.

YES

FUCK OFF CHEATING SCUM

OUT OUT FUCK OFF

GONE
RETIRE YOU SHIT CUNT

Drop this pathetic manlet before he snaps and kills somebody

loving this warner damnification arc

>smith out
>warner out
>wankcroft probably out
Who comes in?

What about 'thirsty Indian instagram stalker over'? Reflects the modern audience more

bout to wank to some bloke getting pegged by his gf lads

>44 overs remaining
>9 wickets to go
Yeah, I'm thinking Australia are cooked.

Really want a Bancroft century now.

going need to sauce that m8

don't be so harsh on poor warner he's clearly a very young man with much time ahead of him to improve his skills, at least i assume he's young because he's only 5'7?

had a really good night out with this girl but it ended up not going anyway again. don't know what i'm doing wrong. constantly had he laughing, she kept taking selfies with the two of us, i'm certain she had a good time. but still nothing. what am i doing wrong mates?

khawaja just needs to park the bus

Gone! Fuck off and sand your cock!

>Smith brain damaged
>Warner dire with the bat
Fair to say cheating never prospers

That legit touched the ground.

CHEATS
H
E
A
T
S

at my local cricket club there's a sign which points to the urinals which says "American Beer" and another sign which points to the cubicles and says "David Warners"

absolutely cooked

Bit of a road though.

Me too if anymore wickets.

Where did the women who weren't virgins have to go?

NGUBU MY SON

the bus change has already been called in for smoth
get harris in
other opener no clue kek

Smith was always an idiot savant and doesn't rely on his brain as much as other players

Very nice of our opening batsman.

that clears that up then

KawajGOD to make a cool 13* (137)

youtube.com/watch?v=-fu03F-Iah8

We need Starc next game just for bouncers.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

that'll take about 600 balls to achieve lad

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>13 (137)
Kawaj can't score that fast bud.

Aftab Habib

Going to kill myself

i want a bancroft century just for the arse pain it'll cause

Any of you lads seen the latest Tarantino flick? Any good?

nooooooooooo

Lads. Do I have a wank or keep watching? Can only do one before bed

When he gets going he gets going though.
And frankly a draw is a good result either way.

England can't afford draws.

Please don't, mate.

good leave Bannedcroft

have a look at this post please m8s. should i literally just have asked her if she wants to go back to my place?

lol Bancroft keep trying to play those

>not the right shot for that
wow I actually read his lips

I'm comfortably doing both right now.

>Not wanking to Jofra Archer's big black bouncers

Yes lad, need to close the deal, she isn't going to if you don't ask

Is that the one where he relives his childhood memories of watching his mother getting fucked by a big muscular nigger who goes by the name of "Big D" by showing big muscular niggers fucking white women and men?

>3(16)
Based run chase

What do you mean not going anywhere? Did she ghost you?

*glass shatters*

more like 8*(23) retired hurt

No, I basically just took her back to her place and we said goodbye.

All day banners.

Almost Langer pace.

>Girl I really like went to Brisbane for two months.
>Said we'd get back together when she came back
>Now tells me she's staying in Aus for the next 8 months with a guy she met called, Brett
>He's 6'5, muscular, tanned and can play guitar.

Hope Archer knocks these pricks heads off.

bread wicket soon

>why didn't she just beg to suck my dick lads

>that pic
and people claim bullying is a bad thing

Mad that this website isn't flooded with Indians based on how many there are.

youtube.com/watch?v=UMtx9s9RTmc

>she kept taking selfies
not a keeper anyway in my honest opinion

Did you ask her to fuck?

Bonus point question: things Aussies like to give out but can't take it back

Blimey here we fucking go

BLACKED

Just fuck my top order up

OH DEAR

JOFRA'S GONNA GET YA

take your time lad

GONE GOT HIM

FUCK OFFFFFFF

GOTTEM

for fuck sake cuckwaja is so shit

>smith not coming in to save us
holy mother of grim

bro, BRO, vro!
Koala is a fucking BUM

Are Australia allowed to declare even though they're losing?

even thinking about reviewing that

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>brett (lee)
>that height
>can play guitar beyond power chords

GONE GOT HIM
FUCK OFF
IT'S COMING HOME

STOKING THE FIRES OF BABYLON

OH NONONO

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Dick

HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE

GONE

GONE FUCK OFF

BACK TO THE GOAT FARM ON THE HIMALAYAN STEPPES YOU IMPOSTER

>England's nigger saviour is actually saving them

not liking this lads

theres no rush mate

Damn their batting looks pretty flaky without having an autistic god who scores 100 every time

shoulda been alpha and did a kohli - review even the most obvious stuff just because he can

Australia should give up as a batting team, as a cricketing side, and as a Nation.

Don't worry, there's only 40 overs to go.

mmm those hard nippes are delicious
who is this fucking lasagna cunt?

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What is Marnus' last name?

Based West Tendian merc

Root is just going to bowl Archer for 22 over straight

No. I don't know how to lead a conversation to that without autistically straight up asking. This is always my problem.

Looks like that's the approach I'll have to take. The upside is she likes spending time with me but I don't want to find myself friend zoned. Just don't know how to be more aggressive about sex.

'Concussion subs' are absolute nonsense and completely against the traditions of the game.

Khawaja looked shook out there. Eyebrows middled upwards the entire time.

ITS

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I miss when we had more than 1 fucking reliable batsman, and currently we don't even have that fucking 1 batsman. Fuck Australian cricket is in a bad spot

Carn Labus.

Mukesh Ambani(richest guy in the country) has just announced cheap fiber connections allover the country. get ready to see the packed mumbai railway station scenes on every website next decade

JOFRA IS GOAT

thebuschange

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based archer lel one concussion isn't enough

Just nipped to the loo and did a steaming Australian top order lads.

Pace bowling
Sledging

KILLING THE CONCUSSION REPLACEMENT

BASED

Don't think Archer knows it isn't Smith

LOL AGAIN

YES FUCK EM UP JOFRA

HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE
HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE
OH JOFFEY ARCHER
HE BOWLS AT YOUR FACE

>Smith's replacement batsmen
>Trying to kill him
This guy needs to be banned.

HOLY FUCK
THIS IS PROPER TEST CRICKET

oof that looked nasty
they really should stop headbutting cricket balls it isn't safe

Just expect it like a Chad and she'll just go for it

Fucks sake

Can the concussion replacement get a concussion replacement?

feeling pretty humiliated by this muscular nigger lads

the bowler is african, the batsman is african

this nigger might be a fucking violent individual, very surpirising

Based Marnus
getting up like a tank
what a fucking top bloke
Your nigger tactics arent gonna work here
also what happens with a concussion sub gets a concussion? do we get another sub

Everyone keeps saying England’s top order is shit (it is of course) but nobody seems to be levelling that at this fucking awful Aussie top order. Without Smith, it’s unironically worse than England’s.

HEEMED
HAVE IT YOU FUCKING CUNT

Australia, if you keep getting in the way of those you're going to get hurt... stop it

Hope you have another batsman

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Don't straight up ask for sex, just wait for that moment where you both lock eyes outside her doors and pull her in for a kiss. That will almost certainly lead to sex

the bars are cock sizes

Business idea: Ducking out the way

Australia mentally cooked here lads

Nobody wants a no ball or wide given facing Archer because it means they have to face him again. Absolutely nailed him

OI AM LAFFIN

QUEUE AUSSIE SEETH ONIONS STYLE

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NO MERCY

joffra 'the hitman' archer

HEADSHOT

remember when loads of people where against him going straight into >our WC team? he's an absolute gun

stupid cunts think headbutting the ball is just as good as batting it

BLACKED by Joffra

BASED JOFRA HATES AUSSIE SKIPS

>Marnus just wants to get on with it and bat
>people bothering him
I see a bit of the tism within him
he might be the next Smith/Bradman

What happens if a team runs out of helmets?

This is incredibly based

What’s his name lads?

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Based Australia wasting 5 minutes for each head hit.
Just need a few more of those and the Poms will run out of time.

Can somebody please teach these Australians how to face a short ball? This is getting embarrassing now.

Should we make Aus fast bowlers wear gold chains?

Why are West Indians so much better at short-paced bowling than everyone else? Sick of these bouncers that fly miles over the batsman's head.

Based Marnus tactically getting hit on the head for the purpose of timewasting

Why don't the Aussies just move their heads? I don't get it...

state of aggers
fucking wet prick

aussies timewasting already

archer is clearly a malicious, violent nigger

What if a team runs out of batsmen?

Feeling humilated that we aren't doing this to England with Starc.
Glad Labus was straight up. Don't show the bastards fear.

>Anti-cricket

I've never been good at this sort of thing. I'm too afraid of what'll happen if she turns me down ;_; I basically had to wait for my last gf to ask me for sex before we actually fucked.
I think I'm just autistic. Is that actually what people do?

little late to the festivities, but wtf bla
wtf x

Time wasting for the draw kek

>That dunce doing the aussies cheating chant
lmfao

S-stop hitting us with fast balls p-please Mr. black man

no, that only works for blacks, to activate the aussie powerlevel they need the handlebars.

>Turning your neck into the ball

Lucky he bowled this one faster, any slower and it would have been another neck shot

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thinking this cricket thing might just turn into another international sport where white team owners, coaches and managers send their big muscular nigger players out to compete with each other

SAIME OULD OSSIES

joffra 'the head departer' archer

no
no

a lot of poms home from work

BASED.

based and blapilled x
youtube.com/watch?v=Y15aYaQC1UQ

The slayer of smoth

>there were 4 of these guy during peak windies
>batsmen faced them wearing a floppy hat
Fucking hell lads

Didn't Lillee and Thomson wear chains?
It's proven.

fuck sake i wish we still had someone like johnson in the team to bowl short stuff to the poms. would be proper competition of pace bowlers

I was against it because the ecb made these guidelines for foreign players and can't just change them on a whim whenever it's convenient, it isn't fair on the player that has to make way

13% of first class pace bowlers are responsible for 50% of concussions

Jofra GARcher

Smith's body has been dumped out of the ward to make space for Labuschagne.

Archer is a such an edgy cunt. LE SHOW NO CONCERN WHEN HIT BATTER IN HEAD MAN ICE COLD NIGGA ICE COLD

He did this during the world cup too and it was bleedingly obvious he is trying to cultivate some badass persona.

still wondering why Patty didn't do any short pitch bowling

ALWAYS NONCING

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>NEET doesn't know what day it is

It's Sunday you convict cunt

I reckon.
Softies now.

They are facing the short balls, as in letting them bounce off their face

remember all the redditstralians calling archer a fraud when hes actually the best bowler in the world by some margin

it is what you have to do in this day and age to avoid being metoo'ed

youtu.be/1LQF8npb65o
x

batsmen had better techniques back then, had guys like sunny making cenuries against em too

>aussies complaining about archer bowling into the batsmens heads
honestly fucking cringe. i hate the poms as much as the next guy but this has always been a part of test cricket. the only shit thing is we don't have a proper fast bowler to dish it back to them.

>DAB is fucked
>found out my old hifi has LW radio so I've got TMS on BBC Radio 4s band

Test Match Special being on BBC 5 live Sports Extra is an absolute travesty. Sure enough for county games, but the fucking Ashes? Some bint talking about community groups on 5 live at the moment.

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not a bloody racist but a black man in the ashes just seems wrong desu
white clothes, white sport, whiteness everywhere and then you've got a black man?
looks dodgy

I genuinely can't believe watching those old clips of batsmen facing them without a helmet, surprised no-one was killed

Ban leather balls.

They're calling him a "nigger" now. He's going to take off his face and turn out to be the whitest man on the planet.

>Le makes Aussies seeth man

Batsmen nowadays are used to their protective gear so have gotten lazy with the basics.

Don't appreciate this flagrant racism from the Australians lads
twitter.com/juniorwaugh349/status/1163106389985644549

SMITHY'S IN A BOX
IN A BOX

freshcunts absolutely exposing themselves

Aussie autist just needs to act like a pseudo Chad

tipping labuschagne to make 12 runs getting heemed into oblivion

not sure how much more disgrace I can take lads

He's not quick enough.

Based

All cricketers on my TL buy 2 helmets cuz I ain mekkin no sport dis year

Rush hour from Archer
youtu.be/DNmc0Fxg-KM

carberry was in the team before him mate

Get Archer bowling round the wicket with as many leg-side fielders as the cucked anti-bodyline law allows.

Explain how I should do this. The girl just texted me now saying how much fun she had and sent me a bunch of photos she took.

Honeslty, Marnus looks like he has a bit of the tism
Give him 3 to 5 years and i say we have another M. Hussey on our hands

AAAAAAAH ICC HELP MEEEEEE

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>all those reactions to an obvious cheeky jab

Yep, you know it's true.

It was interesting listening to Boycott discuss it on TMS yesterday. He was saying that you learned from a young age to get out the way better. He said helmets give an illusion of safety so players don't bother learning to avoid taking a hit.

Could you imagine the tears of these nu-cricketers if they were facing Curtly Ambrose and Courtney Walsh steaming in with the new ball? When did the players become such faggots?

I disagree, imagine a mix indies/england vs Australia

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Disgusting

for me, it's Marnus Lasagne (Born in Klerksdorp, North West Province, South Africa)

they would shit themselves at franklyn rose running in desu

cameron brainletcroft

This isn't funny anymore lads, somebody could get seriously hurt

>mercenary playing mercenary
its just not cricket lads. this is the ashes

Send her a picture of your dick.

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So she texts you and sends you a bunch of photos and you can't take the hint?

Jesus mate if you can't chad it up and get nudes by asking if she's got any "other pics of her" at least see when see when you can fuck her

not sure broad's hair transplant is going to hold, looking shaky

'TMS the opera'
Yes, I'll pass.

Business Idea: Put a speed limit on bowling for player safety

NEW

Will Australians start using sandpaper helmets to prevent bouncers?

Just tell her you had fun too, and ask when you'll see her again. I'm an autist with girls too but even I know that

>You know who else had fun?
>(whatever you named your penis)

Just say you had a lot of fun too and you'd like to do it again but as a date this time.

Checked and keked

>naan bread on the side of face

>asking

Loosebuschange not good enough to get an edge on this.

>You now remember when Australia gave a Pakistani asylum-seeker citizenship purely so he could play for the national cricket team

Carn Lapraschagne

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I actually don't.

The funniest thing will be if Archer ends up injured after this test or the next one due to Root over bowling him like he has many of his bowlers in the past
Will suck not see him bowl if it happens but if it wakes up more of you Poms to how poor of a captain Root is, all good

The bitter clinging hope of a desperate man.

Fawad Ahmed

All wypipo rook same.

fuck I literally forgot about that cunt, I didn't like that shit one bit

Warner series average: 4.50
OH NO NO NO NO

Honestly don't think anyone really believes that Root is anything other than rubbish for a captain, even worse that it's clearly affecting his batting. Give it Stokesy til end of season

Just gotta wait it out for the draw.

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Lads
lads
is that the Lord's crowd actually singing?

Is Stokes the most based cricketer in modern cricket?

Why the fuck are Ausgaylia playing like they have never seen a fast bowler

a draw is guaranteed at this stage

kek is warner crying on the balcony?