/heem/ old thread deleted edition

Double cope, khabib can't lose.
>DC wins the rematch
this, DC should challenge stipe for another fight, since he already BTFO'd miocuc once.

khabib loses to stipe
ergo stipe is greatest fighter
cope mud

Why didnt DC just not get KO'd?

you've been spamming literally all day you obsessed miocuck, that was not a career ending loss and DC will make a comeback.

Why are you mutts so obsessed with Israel? Please fuck off, nobody likes you.

AKA is flushed lmao

Why do they call him "Nasty Nate"?

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round 1 of the natttybowl was madness

this is a good argument why steroids should be legal in mma

>lightweight loses to heavyweight

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seethe freely and with ease

>m-muh weight divisions
mud cope

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Khabib is a white man

they can't get over the fact that they were forced to tip their doctors right after birth all so the local rabbi has fresh foreskin to nibble on

When is Dushmed "The Second Coming of the Prophet Muhammad" Poirhahiamanhadajadjinn going to drop a BP oil spill sized diarrhea sheikh shit down Kumar the Kuffar's infidel throat?

How the fuck are Jones fans calling DC an eyepoke champ. Fucking retarded

Anyone betting the house on Dustin?

based retard

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POST FIGHT ANALYSIS
youtu.be/jBmqdUzqNog

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t. Proxyfag

Do it, i will laugh at you when d*stin taps.

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Kumar the Kuffar is going to be locked in the Lousiana Handshake for 25 straight minutes.

FUCK YOU HEEM YOU TOLD ME TO BET ON DC AND YOEL, GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU FUCKING THIEVES!!!

بروكسي ف كس امك

Are there any Indian (forehead dot Indian, not red Indian) fighters in the UFC?
I got thinking because one of the guys in the second fight of the main card looked Indian, but wasn't and I realised I'd never seen one before.

DC was my boy for the longest time, but seeing him use eyepokes again like a retard made me really indifferent to him getting heem'd.

>Look mummy i can use google translate

Chinlets from last night
>DC
>Gucci
>Pettis

Rematch Stipe is now listed with:
40% Usman
Prime Ubereem
Healthy Cain
List the rest

fuck off miocuc falseflaggers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY MONEY IS GONE, DC IS A FRAUD, YOEL GOT ROBBED, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cognitive disorder detected

Yes, it's easy money man. I used my house and car as collateral and took out an absolutely massive loan and bet it all on Dustin by knockout.

never bet on HW my man also Yoel was robbed

>be in real fight
>"hey dude you're a weight division or two above me, you can't punch my light out it's ille-"

and then the White Man cracks your mud skull

رايح انيك اختك يا اميريمت

>Look mummy I can use google translate

so UFC isn't real fighting?
و برضو هنيك ستك

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Jordan flag filtered

When I was young I hated Nate Diaz, now that I'm older I like him. Is that the reverse of how it should happen or was I just a mark?

>mfw yoelito was robbed

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I like DC but I'm a Clevelander so it's Stipe everyday for me. The eye pokes were messed up and intentional the first fight. I need to rewatch last night's

post keyboard and timestamp

>Yoel actually lost his last 2 fights and people unironically believe he was robbed in both of them

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seethe

Sank into a diabetic Popeyes coma last night before the main event. How salty were Slipe's tears when DCHAD caught him again?

He was robbed

Cringe

>Look mummy I can use google translate

post >yfw you now realize that DC HAS NEVER WON A REMATCH

Did you watch them at home or did you go out

Gus

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shut up you and your favela roided double digit IQ monkey is getting heemed by israel or bobby, it's only a matter of time.

DC more like PeePee

poostaffson

Same, I was sick of Stipe's belly aching and was wanting DC to knock him out again, but when DC started eye poking again the story of the fight shifted to Stipe.

gus's wife is an absolute unit

Nope. Cope.

21 days until diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by dubstin poopier

Make me

who won the story tonight heem

I hope Twitchy saw the post where I gave him credit for calling Stipe vs. DC.

>DC weighs in at 235
>Stipe weighs in at 230
>Jones walks around at 235
>Jones STILL won't go up to HW
What's his problem?

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DC says he's 5'11" but here he is next to 5'7" Joe rogan and not much taller
youtube.com/watch?v=RseehK-bMRQ
Earlier on in the even rogan was actually much shorter than even Dominic Cruz when they were standing next to each other and Cruz is billed at 5'8"
All the guys could be wearing mega lifts but I don't think so. How tall is DC actually? He honestly looks like he's 5'9.5"

why can't non-whites cope with cormier's loss?

seething spic

He saw what happened to Holloway. They both bully with their size, so he knows he'd get his shit pushed in at HW.

turn off the proxi Germany

thawlts?

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They're jealous of the majesty of the WHITE man

I mean, DC is barefoot with a bad back so that probably makes him lose a few inches on everyone

>Whittaker = chinlet
>Israel = chinlet
>Costa = chinlet
>Yoel = chinlet
>Gastelum = chinlet
>Brunson = chinlet
>Jacare = chinlet
>Weidman = chinlet
>Rockhold = chinlet

Why is the MW division like this? No other division has this big of a ratio of chinlets in top 15.

keep in mind that DC is bear foot here but most likely really 5'10 irl

see:you filthy spic, khabib will never lose, he will retire with a perfect record.

>Best card in a long time
>No womeme on the main card
Really makes you think

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>Megan Olivi main chick
>Andre Fili side chick

based

Costa can win if he flatlines him in rds 1 or 2 otherwise he gets humiliated

>mfw Borrachinha Chad beat the communist bald fraud

Try and stop us USADA

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Nunes fights are pretty lit

Is he posting fucking memes?

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Not really considering its a sport event with rules, scoring and refs.

Based Costa coming for that skinny weeb. Both Romero and Costa would've killed that fag

Costa is peak Chad

why do niggers have such weird names?

no joke bros nunes v gdr is gonna be l i t

I want her to crush my head with her strong thick nordic thighs

I legit thought that Yoel moved up to Light Heavyweight until I realized it was a middleweight fight.

No? And even if they were (which they aren't) I'm not watching 15 min bum fights just to see some bull dyke beat them up for 25.

Shut up Jordan, you're poor as fuck. I actually enjoyed my vacation in your country though.

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Ali lookin SHOOK between next to Tony

wow it’s literally nothing, turn off your proxy kid.

based as fuck, please come back, we literally live on tourist bucks.

He's on a VPN aka spammy.

>borrachinha is balding
justice served, you can't just be that pretty and also a great fighter

He doesnt, you just grew up thinking names can only sound like "kyle" and "eric" or "Cody"

Would Struve HEEM Cormier?

Name a duo with more talent
protip: you can't

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>ali in between Colby and tony without usman or khabib to defend him
just imagine the anxiety

fucking pathetic

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Imagine being dc. You get the absolute shit beaten out of you and when you finally regain consciousness all you see is some retarded croat river dancing over your heemed body, all your hopes dreams and legacy destroyed just like that never to return
lol

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Nigger parents do it to "get back at whitey." Same reason why niggers wear ridiculous outfits and put 22 inch wheels on their shitboxes

What a fucking unit

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I warned you about stipe and costas last night.

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I could tell. Is that why Jordan is kinda safe among all the shitholes around? That there's actually nothing of value to conquer?

I think Costa is a chad and israel is a twink, therefore this fight is over before they even step into the cage

shut the FUCK up schizo, also namefag so i can filter your mentally retarded ass.

Do Faroe Isles as your next LARP.

struve is one of the worst fighters on the roster
he has jones' attributes but he is the complete opposite in terms of skill level
he sucks
and so do you
you're lucky i'm not sanctioned to fight due to recovering from a pinky injury, but know this: i'd heem you stiff, burgerman

DC had literally NOTHING for those bodyshots wtf has nobody gone to the body on DC before?

go for your wheelchair and go breath fresh hair spammy

>tfw your opponent is unheemable and waits for you to gas out but he doesn't know you're unheemable too

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No, we're a buffer state for israel, we're also kind of not a shithole.

Nate Diaz was asked about Colby Covington and said he doesn't know who that is, and I honestly believe him. Is it based or bizarre?

Only Stipe had the white male IQ to punch DC in his fat gut multiple times. Jokes aside, you can see the lightbulb go off above his head. Not sure why Daniel didn't panic shoot after the first two.

Someone post the heemed picks, did anyone get the picks right? That one based dude who bet on nate,miocic and costa.

One guy did

i have always been a stipe fan.

are you off your meds?

Not really bizarre, when are you going to hear about a fighter unless you watch UFC or follow mma "news?"

Wtf Gucci got stopped was he dominated?

Costa would be champ at MW, LHW and HW

He knows who he is
It's a horrible matchu- erm he's not cool enough, Nate wants cool fighters and shit homie preferably those that aren't very good wrestlers

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the germancuck got it right, oh no.

Gucci was too busy sticking his tongue out and eating body shots

The reasons costa will lose is his gas tank and lack of reach

>khabozo "fans" keep returning to /heem/
>1 TKO that needed like 20 extra strikes is his only heem moment
>Cyborg, Amanda, DeRandameme, Shevchenko, Holm and even RONDA has more heems than him and thus belong here
Add to that only subs are Shalorus (who?), epic wrasler MJ and coked up flushed Gooby. So the question is: water we doing here, b?
Mods need to be on this case, send wraslers back to Yea Forums, where they belong.

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Costas vs Yoel was the best fight.

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This is stupid even as bait. We just watched two gorilla men heeming each other in the face for 15 minutes and not get knocked out

I don’t think Miocic is a good fighter. He takes 6 gorillion hits to the face every fight and just stays standing somehow. I think he is just missing parts of his brain so he’s hard to knock out.

You know it was gonna be fight of the year by those 2 knockdowns in the first

Thawts?

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bros i think stipe ate so much bombs and will be chinny again against ngannu I’m afraid bros.

HONK

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stipe was really close to getting dropped
dc threw the most strikes by a fighter who lost
if (lol i know) had mixed it up like h did in the first round, hed have won

and yeah, i do think stipe will never be the same

fixed fight, MC (the GOAT) was winning in the first 3 rounds.

>spinning kicks the air 3 feet away from his opponent
okay guys, this is epic.

>khabozo "fans" keep returning to /heem/
>1 TKO that needed like 20 extra strikes is his only heem moment
>Cyborg, Amanda, DeRandameme, Shevchenko, Holm and even RONDA has more heems than him and thus belong here
>Add to that only subs are Shalorus (who?), epic wrasler MJ and coked up flushed Gooby. So the question is: water we doing here, b?
>Mods need to be on this case, send wraslers back to Yea Forums, where they belong.

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Is Cormier always that fat?

Better than Yakuza 0 fight.

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After the first round, the literal gay guy in Cormier's corner sapped all his confidence. It's his fault

so is there still no webms of costa vs romero? what the fuck

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new to this semen slurping sport but why is stipe champ when he tapped to overreem?

:)

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he's not fat you dumb nigger

In the Ngannou fight he had good defence and head movement, I think he got emotionally involved in this fight which is why it turned into a stand and bang inside the pocket

He got some adrenalin rush from those shots and got second wind & became much faster. Talking heads missed it and kept talking about how smart that was. Whole fucking fight DC's mid section was open for bussiness with that retarded hands straight style. Too bad Sleepe can't learn a kick to mid section in a year.

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leave

this. what the fuck were those retards thinking destroying his confidence rather than reinforcing it
they were acting like he was losing, and DC literally asked if he was losing after he had dominated 2 rounds, why were Bob and Javier being such fucking morons

Bookies would have loved me because those would have been my exact bets.

Joe is wearing 6” lifts so he’s probably walking around at 5’9”

stipe hits hard meng. dug his liver through all that blubber

I knew DC gon get it (I told you twice), but I didn't think it'd be like that.

I thought Stipe would have done his thinking PRIOR to the fight and worked out a strategy to beat DC to a decision, point-hitting. I didn't think he'd be just as brainlet as before, but then work out 15 minutes into the fight how to TKO him.

Punished Francis is next.

herb is a disgusting nigger biased ref, forced stipe to fight after fatmier poked his eyes twice and then stopped the fight early to avoid braindamage on fat nigger aka daniel shitmier

>I clearly felt a Brap

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>EY BROTHER I TALK TO CONOR HE SAY PLEASE DO NAT KELL ME PLEAASE THIS IS ONLY BUSINESS BRITHAT
>I NOT FIGHT AT WELTER WEIGHT BECAUSE I SMALL PERSON THERE
>EYY GE AS PE LEST DO IT IN NOVEMBER BROTHER PLEASE THIS IS NUMBER ONE LEGACY FOGHT YPU ARE LIKE 50 OLD AND WITH LIKE 210 POUNDS BUT PLEAAE CUT TO LIGHT WEIGHT BROTHE

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>YFW GUCCI GOT KO'D

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me on the left

where were you when the WWE move of the night happened?

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>eat a significant strike
>stick my tongue out and clap
Am i unheemable?

DC’s body is significantly larger now so it’s easier to make contact with. Simple physics

>suck
>change weightclass so everyone guves yiu a chance again lol

Even his mouth looks like a slice of a watermelon.

seething spic hating on the GOAT

27-0 cuck, dusting will be 28.

Fuck I loved seeing him get absolutely melted like this
Only thing that would have been better was a liver shot KO and that was not far away
Stipe gets so much disrespect, it's not right

Stipe will be forgotten DC will be remembered as the GOAT HW.

Has Ngannou really adapted since they last fought? He hasn't really showed he can go 3 rounds let alone 5 without gassing and he hasn't shown any wrestling improvements

Why did MMA's best two Heavyweights make so little money?
For comparison here's the purses for the top Boxing Heavyweights latest bouts:

>AJ: 25 million
>Fury: 12.5 million
>Wilder: 10 million
>Ruiz: 7 million
>Povetkin: 6 million
>Whyte: Est. 5 million vs Chisora

Is Dana Wh*te robbing them blind or does the UFC really not make that much revenue due to expenses that Boxing doesn't have to deal with?
Or are Heavyweight MMA fighters just hot trash and aren't worth watching (Looked like that was the case from what I saw) and so isn't as popular as Heavyweight boxing?

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People don't actually think he was robbed. They're just being children because their favorite fighter lost a decision. No one is actually dumb enough to think Yoel won last night.

>N-Nate won't learn to check leg kicks!

If the UFC fighters were treated with the respect they deserve, then after every HW title fight where a white man beats a black man, all television stations would be forced to play blackvalleygirls videos for a full week non-stop.
Yang should do something about this.

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GADOOSH!

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>90% of heem picked anthony "brittle bones" pettis to win
>Yoelito sticking his tongue out everytime he got hit with a punch
>Miocic perma flushing DC with a liver shot
B R A V O

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Stipe almost got his head knocked off by Francis yet still took him down. Took ridiculous shots in that fight too. There is something wrong with this guy.

Meant to post the purses from last night lol

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Boxing has a longer history and is bigger with more money, MMA is still growing

Not at all he's got a punchers chance again and I seriously doubt his wrestling is good enough to stop a shot from a proper wrstler like Stipe

>Nate Diaz looked good
Lmaoing at anyone who thinks Nate is a contender. He's a bigger industry plant than Conor. He beats washed up dudes and gets promoted because the company desperately needs a gimmick guy. ''le blood and guts chicano warrior'' , they did the same nifty little maneuver with Cain Poolasquez and we all bought into the hype before he got permaflushed by Werdum.

>le epic 1 real fight every 5 years sport
in boxing all the promoters do is protect themselves and their fighters. every champion is literally a joke.

I'd like to see him vs Colby or Usman
Would be hilarious

Im a Diamond jackson kinda guy myself

Man I thought Nate would get more than that.

didn't you go 0/3 last night?

>tfw Costa got 60k for risking his life
at least he won the FOTN bonus

cope

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Wrestling is very hard to learn when starting from zero. It would take probably 3 years for a natural to get high enough proficiency to simply defend against a decent experienced wrestler.

Yoel fans are retard cazzies that jack off to blacked everyday

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>muh friendship cope

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That doesn't make sense though. The fight did great on gate revenue, the PPV money is good, they've got lots of sponsorship.
So where is all the money going?

By all accounts the top 2 MMA Heavies should make at least half what the top Boxers do, but Dillian Shyte's guaranteed purse was like 4x both Miocic and Cormier's combined and he's not even top 5 in Heavyweight Boxing.

Dana White is a jew. The Reebok deal is the kikeist thing in sports history

Ya seethe? khabib&DC best friends forever, go fuck yourself.

Who is this fluid druid

Maybe the real ruined legacy was the friends they made along the way

Boxing is entirely fueled by illegal gambling via international crime organizations

i really want to see borrachinha melt adesanya

what ruined legacy canuck? he already beat miocuc once, this evens it out, trilogy when?

UFC likely pockets most of the money to reinvest in growth. Very hard and very costly to grow as quickly as UFC has in the last decade.

Did kyoji actually lose? What the fuck

DC was an opportunist fuck at HW

Fights Stipe 5 months after he got hit by nuclear Ngannou punches
Then for his first title defense, chooses to bully Derrick Lewis a month after Lewis essentially got his ass kicked and came back with a lucky knockout

Now that Stipe had time to prepare DC has been exposed. Even when DC was outlanding Stipe his shots were not having the same effect as Stipe

Kek

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Legacy of being untouchable at heaviweight and having the reasonable excuse that he lost to jones because he wasnt in his fatboy element

how does calling out DCs costant eye pokes make anyone a jones fan?

what is the deal with pettis' shitty bones? does he not get any calcium in his diet?

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Pay is distributed more evenly for the whole event, although they're still underpaid.

it's not career ending, but it is legacy ending. he lost the ability to call himself the p4p goat, the heavyweight goat, and the light heavyweight goat. jones and stipe cte'd him and deleted his chin. jones provided the blueprint to beating him (body shots) and anyone who didn't catch the memo when he did it definitely got in when stipe showed it in this fight. he's a cte'd, aging fighter whose achilles has been put on full display. there's more than enough tape on him now.

Its a fight with 4 oz gloves, everyone gets hit at some point. Stipe avoided the majority of punches from Ngannou

Best one yet

Daizy Cooper

Does Stipe have Asian writing on his back?

>implying rogan does not wear his lifts to bed

Klitchko borefest "fights" were shown in "after primetime" on Sundays on biggest channel here. (You)FC can't even stay on 5AM-8AM on Sundays on sports channel. Revenue from networks is probably not great, normies can't handle blood and heems.
I mean look at Ali shitting whole thread with his AKA shilling. No way Mayweather people hang around /box/

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Say my name...

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Khabib is a russian caucasion with a silly beard

>JONES AGAINST MUGUMBA, DATS DA FAKIN SEED
>OH YOU THINK HE JUST TAKES DOG DROPS AND (((THEY))) LET IT SLIDE? LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING JOYROGEN, WHEN I WAS IN JAIL THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO NAFFIN YOUKNOAMSAIN'?
>FUCKING MUGUMBO OR WHATEVA DA FUCK GOT HIS SOUL CRUSHED BY THAT BLACK MUTHAFUCKA THAT DIDN'T THROW A SINGLE PUNCH? AND NOW THAT GUY GOT DROPPED BY DOS FUCKING SANTOS? DOS SANTOS HAS BEEN IN PERENAESE FUCKING TRANNIES UP THE ASS, THOSE ASSES SMELL TREMENDOUS...
>THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IT'S ALL A FUCKING ACT AND ALL YOU BUYING IT, JD FUCKING S, BONES GONNA TAKE A DIVE, MUGUMBO GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING THING NOW DAT MCGREGA IS OUT. AND THEY WILL HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING HW DIVISION STACKED. LIKE MY POCKETS IN 1993 JOYROGEN. IT'S GONNA BE STRIKEFORCE HW HIGHLAITS EVERYBODY IS KOing EVERYBODY ALL OVA AGAIN. STIPE, MUGUMBO, JONES, DC, JDS, VOLKOV, BLAYDES! HEADS BE FLYING OUT OF FUCKING ARENA LIKE LEE FLIES INTO SPACE WHEN I GIVE HIM STAR OF DEATH. THEY WILL CLOSE LHW, NO ONE WOULD GIVE A FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
>OH MAN I JUST HAD A PANICK ATTACK

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Traditional Chinese characters, basically says "strong warrior" or "big power warrior"

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I thought i was the only one seeing it and was biased
Thank god finland isnt blind

>mfw sub 6ft manlets arguing over inches
>mfw I give dem inches to their "significant others" (not Rogan's jew wife though)
lol

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Felt bad for Nate at the press conference. A couple journalists trying to make him look/feel stupid, clearly lives in his brother's shadow and then some reporters even calling him "Nick" by "accident".

>Being an actual inbred muzzie brownlet
How do you cope KNOWING your skin is literally shit?

Being under 6ft is eternal struggle, indeed

WHERE ARE THE WEBMS OF COSTA VS ROMERO?

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Indians have unfair advantages in mma

No a scatman but damn a fart from this ass would be sexy

Is this a subtle poo joke that I'm not getting?

does DC teach this move to the kids he teaches?

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in many ways, romero, pettis and dc won those fights.

>herb nigger dean seeing it and telling em to move on
I really hate him
What a fucking nigger

Look at his face. Cormier become retarded after that punch in the belly

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at least he didn't stop the fights too early

Low key boy

I feel this fight showed us that USADA is trash that shouldn't exist and that the UFC should offer designer steroids to every fighter.
Also my sides at Yoel pointing away and clipping Paulo

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Just finished watching the card, what did I think of it heem?

>tubby nigger was going around proclaiming to be GOAT
>eye pokes multiple times during the fight
>gets heemed anyway
lmao

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PPV points

Yakuza 0 !!!

youtube.com/watch?v=JpoOGq4jtVQ

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based joyrogen poster

Dude have you ever watched an Indian fight promotion on YouTube? They're hilariously bad

it was pretty egregious, and Herb definitely saw it

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Watch whole fight, it's propa bell to bell Natty Bowl.

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How the fuck did Tim Kennedy dismantle this monster?

who has the worse fan base khabib or conor

Imagine the smell

I did but I need them webms bro, also waiting for my torrent to finish so I can rewatch it

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$350 seats got us 5 feet away from the ringside section which was $900+ and every fighter on the roster walked right next to us. there was a lot of huge fake tits out all night.

>Implying only one person thinks DC is a cuck
You must be new here sweetie

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Khabib, just look at

die anglo subhuman

based & calciumpilled

He's terrible at stopping fights

news just in: getting punched in the tummy wummy hurts

inshallah bratha

>broken foot
>broken hand
>broken ribs
Imagine getting flushed not just by your opponent, but also by your own skeleton.

>all you had to do was to listen

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Can't hate on DC for the Derrick Lewis fight, he was injured and took the fight on short notice to save a pay per view card.

cant wait for tony to finally beat khabib

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>ref just watching and waiting for the injury to occur
so this... this is the power of being a ref..

Khabib is the first and only muslim ufc champ ever
And even he is a slav mix

Based and Brappilled. Just imagine the sound.

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feel free to seethe some more

That'd be nice. Digits confirm

Properly rating Derek Brunson has to be one of the toughest puzzles in MMA. How can a fighter who is so bad be so good?

No father from a young age

he fought a bum with no cardio

>support Bolsoarno
>win
It's literally that easy.

seethe

also croatia filtered

Stipe should wait for one year then retire just to spite everyone.

Stipe objectively more of a GOAT than DC confirmed.

reminder that tony is still the real champ and khabib has no chance against him

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Trips confirm

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Prime Rashad, Rampage, Rumble heem DC 10/10 times

upboated

Stipe has the most hw title defenses in ufc history and is now a two time HW champ so I have to agree.

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A bum who just came off of a great win against shoeface

>Guys I did the plebbit thing again haha got em

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when will mudslims learn

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khabib is literally the whitest man on the ufc roster

still seething I see

Your tears are delicious

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Who is this delicious little twink?

Any news of spainsperg? Must be seething

>tfw tony will not only flush khabib but also put the final FLUSH to the AKA meme

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Last three fights were absolute bangers. Would watch that Romero vs. Costa fight again.

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all of aka's top guys have lost this year, is khabib next?

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I posted that Marty pic to heem so I'm a winner too right?

>Rampage, Rumble
are bums

seethe
seethe
delusional
delusional

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Wake up Khabib

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who the fuck is colby covington

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Youre not fooling anyone spammy
Get a life
>its my first day here
>spamms and trolls whole day
Take a walk or a stroll ya legless fuck

why you so mad buddeh

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cringe.
you're being BTFO, get over it loser

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Based

can't wait for this literal who to tap

Wonder what Natalie's hole tastes like

who's this cutie?

sneed

I dunno but his sister looks like a bitch.

Ok this confirms it I am hiding all of Lebanon's posts from now on

latvia filtered too
can you namefag so i can filter you?

still doing better than Roufusport guys
>Woodley
>Askren
>Pettis both of them
>Punk

>filtered

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>im not mad
>whatever
>idc
>NAME YOURSELF SO I CAN FILTER YOU

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Just start spamming scat you fucking subhuman

Who's this new attention-whoring faggot, he really should leave.

a casual kebab fan. that's just how they behave

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I wish I was a fighter just so I could walk out to this song
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJyBLFuG4c

you just condemned all bongs to be added to my filter

dont u have praying to do for ur pedo prophet or something

Didn't like how many shots stipe took tbqh where tf did his head movement go?

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do you think "your" god would support you acting like a cuckhold here?

How's it feel knowing Michael Jordan is more popular than your entire country?

Stop giving it (You)s.

filtered
filtered

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How do you think Aspen Ladd squares up with Amanda Nunes?
youtube.com/watch?v=m_mxJXoecqQ

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Hard to see when you're getting poked in the eyes by a fat nigger with KFC dust on his fingers.

>wage war
>fuck whatever you want
>pray
>don't eat pork
Simple as
Still allows them to be dickheads

just the “German” but he can’t afford a proxy anymore, ignore him

Colby "Chaos" Covington youtu.be/MfHe6h_1aQU

The blueprint on DC is out just use your feet and mix head and body shots

filtered too
filtered

comfy thread with all the retards filtered

>fixed fight, MC (the GOAT) was winning in the first 3 rounds.
H..he lost on purpose!

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OH NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DOOD
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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Covington does give off nu metal vibes

I think she'd be surprised how hard her head can bounce off the canvas

It's nothing new that yoel fans are cazzie retards that slurp bbc everyday

Smart of Nate to call out a lightweight gatekeeper for his next fight.

Hahahaha that was me he was replying to
Fucking idiot. I think i took a screenshot of all his posts but theyre all on my pc. Will look later.

Kek Yoel fans acted like he was some unstoppable monster even though he lost twice to Whittaker lol

nick diaz army motherfucker

heh

(you)

Rate the next ufc card:
Jéssica Andrade (c) vs. Weili Zhang
Li Jingliang vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Da Un Jung vs. Jamahal Hill
Kenan Song vs. Derrick Krantz
Movsar Evloev vs. Mike Grundy
Damir Ismagulov vs. Thiago Moises
Kai Kara-France vs. Mark De La Rosa
Karolline Rosa Cavedo vs. Lara Fritzen Procopio
Mudaerji Su vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Anthony Hernandez vs. Jun Yong Park

Is that good or bad? People seem to shit talk nu-metal a lot, but some of it is pretty good tbqh. I mean "Face the Pain" was basically nu-metal.

Habib ducks Tony

Nice digits tho

>a lightweight gatekeeper
Which is precisely what Diaz is himself.

Diaz 125

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Nate will clinchfuck masdival to death

Yoel got robbed

Face the pain, all memes aside, is an absolutely terrible song but it works redditoids into a seethe so it's based.
And some nu metal can be good, like early korn, deftones, system of a down

Imagine being so slimy and disgusting that they have to pass laws making it illegal to hate you.

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I wish Beltran reffed the fight. When Herb refs a Cornier fight, he just lets him poke because either he doesn't care or he does it so much that you would just have to DQ him if you penalized him for the 5+ times per round he does it.

What is the most brutal fighting promotion in the world?

>mfw was winning the picks until I lost
Fights for this feel?

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Yeah I would never listen to face the pain by itself, but it worked well with ufc. Did it really piss of plebbit? They're cazzies. I agree though early Korn and syod were based.

>Breaking: Execlusive photo of Lebanon Abdula

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looks like shit on the surface, at least the only wmma bout is between two savages who actually put on enjoyable fights. could end up being a lowkey banger

It must be an odd feeling to know that you couldn't defend your wife and kids from Stipe Miocic or Jon Jones if they broke into your house

the classic rematch between stipe and daniel cormier comes to mind

*wins

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Face the pain isn't good until you're using it to show highlights of fighters who are about to fight. Nothing gets me more pumped up than that. Sad that they do intros now, but if there's a late main event change they bring it back; last time was 234

Why Cormier tried to cheat?

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I didn't realize Miocic was so much bigger than Cormier.

Izzy unironicaly has no power. Costa will be able to close the gap and pour it on.

It pissed off the eternal tourists of music that are pitchfork readers

Will be great while I'm tired and drinking coffee. Feel bad for my west coast friendos since the main card starts at 3AM for them

Based

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Yeah, they're both chinlets, but at least Costa has power. Easy fight for him.

>chinlet
>survive multiple bombs from Romero

because he's a fat fake nice guy faggot, can't believe i ever had sympathy for that man

He got hurt anytime Yoel landed but le sticks tongue out man decided to back up everytime Paulo covered up against the cage. Whittaker completely flushed Romero and turne him into a super roided discount Canderson

Israel loses to whittaker, then gets brutally flushed twice in a row by costa and yoel and loses the rematch to gastelum

>he got hurt
oh for sure

Costa smashes him, he's willing to take a punch to close the gap and batter Izzy's fragile body

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Terrible but whatever.
I'm glad we have a break this weekend. Feels lke UFC has been on nonstop for a good few weeks

Im convinced paulo flushes both mw champions

Good post.

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NOTHING would make me happier than seeing our guy MELT Adesanya

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>wake up
>feel great
>can't remember why
>maybe I had a wonderful dream
>then I remember
>DCuck got fucking heemed and Pooelito got btfo by Natty Paulo

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well if you think pillowfists adesanya can make more damage than Romero you are truly unintelligent

>loses the rematch to gastelum

Who is that?

Derek Brwnshit

are you me?

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He can make up for it by actually aiming at Chinny Poolos cracked chin with twice the volume and actually going for a finish when he hurts him

Watch 236

Im kinda sad yoelito lost but im glad costa won
They are both heem nattiest bois

Romero has always had a terrible fight style, he got carried by his knockout power and intimidation. Anyone that can just get out the way when Romero rushes forward can beat him

Watching Paulo push Yoel back for the majority of the fight, work him into a seething shoot and make him stick his tongue out 165 times, and even drop him makes me certain that Paulo will just walk straight through Adecanya. Bobby is my boy but I doubt he will survive Paulo's pressure. He has too much damage and wear and tear on him to be able to take too many shots from him.
Paulo Champ by 2020

what POSSIBLE argument is there to being anti-steroids?

Paulo is for sure good but I also have been saying for a while that Romero is a hack who absorbs damage and relies on KO power to get it done. He couldn't finish Whittaker and now he couldn't work Paulo. Man should fucking retire

Reminder that Homosexualrael had an absurd amount of trouble with the same 1-2 combo that Gastelum threw ad infinitum for 25 minutes straight, got tagged many times by it, and got rocked hard by a headkick from a fat manlet fridge.
Paulo will walk him down and take his fag head clean off his shoulders

Based. Face the pain goes perfect with some highlights of fighters just swangin and bangin

happy for paulo because he seems like a good lad (and i picked him) but i honestly felt yoel won the last two rounds. effective striking trumps everything and he was landing the better shots those rounds regardless of whether he was backing up or not

I'm glad that things are settled now and we can finally put the argument to rest.
The Natty GOAT is indeed Paulo Costa.

Just watched the intro for UFC 200 on ESPN+ and I can confirm that face the pain is still a foot tapper

The only thing that worries me about Costa is that he might be training like a complete retard. In the post fight press conference he talked about how he had both of his hips broken and how his training partners would go to hospital. I guess this does not matter as much for someone like him with all the juice that he is taking.

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i was done with dc after that whole bork wwe cringe shit

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What did Magomedkarimov mean by this?

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Paulo is natty bro

Yup. Bork called Stipe a piece of shit. Faggot California WME sucks compared to the mafia owning this shit

Based

WHITE POWER MY CAUCASIAN BROTHERS

drink your bone broth and eat your marrow, heem

WHo knew DC was a chinlet after all

Natty Champion power rankings

1. Rich Piano
2. Paulo Godsta
3. Bork Lesner
4. Hulk Hogan (Hollywood edition)
5. Jason Genova

I knew fat ass DC would be so gassed after the second round he is just way too fat to pretend to wrestlefuck stipe in the first and then keep going the whole fight

>Years later UFC releases The Rise And Fall Of AKA Blu-ray

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Go back to rêddit with this level of analysis.

AKA? more like GAYKA

How do you win UFC tickets?

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I don't think I've ever enjoyed a heem as much as the one Steep delivered to DCuck last night

Joe said something about Paulo training 10 hours a day or something

In retrospect I am laffin so hard about DC trying to be ebin and holding Stipe's entire bodyweight up in the air for like 7 seconds.
i imagine he was thinking "ah fuck, shouldn't have done that" when he wasn't able to stop Stipe from taking him down

hey look over there!
GADOOSH

no matter how technical Adesanya is I can see Natty Paulo decapitate him

he absorbed some bombs yesterday and he stayed unfazed

>sneaking in a cheeky stretch during dinner
actually based

Pettis is such a fucking turbo can, 4-7 in his last 11

SHOCKINGLY little schaubposting as of late

So Stipe v Jones at hw for new years card?

Friends with ivan dijakovic

>777

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based, I came hard when I saw Cuckmier getting hurt over a left hook to the body and those right hands

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Jon will never fight at HW he said it himself, he was only flirting with the idea to draw media attention.

Stipe isn't even a challenge for Jon Jones.

Natty Paulo is for sure the winner of the story of the card.

Costa is unironically natty

Werent u and binland cheering/picking dc
I remember dude
You seemed like a nice kid too

USADA heemed pettis

Jones is too much of a pussy to fight at HW. He knows he would end up like Holloway at LW.

I did also some brit

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all the retards spamming schaub were fair weather fans. they'll find something else to lemming over soon enough

Except for Till.

>Wake up
>It's sunny
>feeling great
>Look at my phone
>twitter notification
>Stipe Miocic has published a photo
>#AndNew
>start brewing coffee with a smile on my face
>All is well in the world for now

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Don't forget to leave with him

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Jon Jones knows this and doesn't want to fight Stipe, his brain is abnormal for sure

three is pretty good considering there were 130 something picks. congrats

Costa is a chinlet

based

I meme picked him against wonderpedo and he actually won so i figured I'd do it again. He really is one of these old guard one-dimensional bums with no head movement. Credit to him surviving i guess

Whittaker and Israel both fuck Costa up don't @me

The only fight worth anything is Brendan Schaub coming back to fight literally anyone at heavyweight.

I called costa wining but only because he looked tired and had that bisping eye
And fought 2 wars against whittaker and got robed arguably
Its hard againts someone as natty as urselfs

Based fellow non cazzoids. Imagine actually picking DC

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Hush now child...
Whittaker flushed Pooel, deal with it

>go check out Sherdog
>saltmines.exe
Based.

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>sorry John, stipe sent me to heem you

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not a single fighter has definitively beat a literally middle aged yoel romero

paulo snaps adesaynaya like a toothpick

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First Whittaker fight.

Le Stick Tongue Out Man got dropped and btfo by Paulo.
Pooelito will get heemed in his next fight now that Costa has done all the work chipping away at him

He should done the Petis "He's my teammate, but KO was amazing."

I bet you love seeing Max clap his hands

Fuck off hack slack.

DC is finished

For me, it's Nick Diaz shaking his head and cursing at the opponent

Bobert is an outside fighter. He wouldn't survive a round against Yoel fighting like Costa

DC is finnish

What you mean by "definitively"? Paulo won the first two rounds for sure

For me, it's Max Holloway teaching Ortega boxing defence in the middle of the bout

Costa did it about 14 hours ago

We didn't come here to take part

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That's how jon beat him both times. Attacked his legs and midsection close range in the 1st fight, greco'd him as he crumbled

And attacked his legs and middle with straight kicks the 2nd fight, leading to his headkick. Other guys don't do it because dc will just grab you and wrestlefuck you unconcious. Stipe did it as an adjustment after losing for 15 minutes and jon did it because he doesn't care about dc's wrestling

>its not a loss if I say so
The amount of cope, lol

USADA 2019 Through August 1st
641 Athletes Selected
2493 Total Tests

How many USADA test failures have there been this year?

What's the story here?

Based Colby.
Literally how has he managed to work everyone into this hard of a seething shoot?
I'm almost starting to get a little worried for him at this point.

2493 failed tests, the UFC just pays them to not announce it

He was still a former champ he's just flushed now

Are we gonna get the modelo Stipe ad back as it once was?

some light heavyweight prospect that just got a UFC contract on contender series. he trains with stipe.

I've never seen two guys be more natty than DC and Stipe

this guy won a contract in contender series, is stipes teammate

He won the belt off a can

Haven't watched the contender series in the past few weeks, sounds cool

and then getting outboxed in his next fight

DC is a dirty roid cheat, Stipe just trains hard and drinks Modelo©

The OG Chadette

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Knowing modelo, they probably sponsored DC right before the fight last night

I'm making the thread

Benson is a can?

Hey it is what It is, there's always a bigger fish. Can't wait to see Dustin end the Khabib meme once and for all.

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Have you seen his can ass in Bellator

Kek will modelo change their stipe commercial again now?

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UFC heavyweight Daniel Cormier...

I apologize for arguing with trips, but if someone's ending the khabib meme, it's probably not dustin

Id heem u inside 1 frenchie

Yoel Romero/Borrachina was a robbery.

>Bellator
Benson was on a 7 fight win streak before Pettis beat him. They're both flushed now. They've been fighting for too long.

...

Gotta catch a steamy Dana dump on your prepubescent tits.

>Benson was on a 7 fight win streak before Pettis beat him
Split decision can

I gave Costa 2 rounds, close fight though. Romero did himself no favours eating punches and pulling faces.

Have sex with a goat

TRT Vitor

Serbian kid got under stipes tutelege and pushed into ufc
Also from ohio afaik
And this is how serbs are thankfull to us they root for dc

Sealevel cain
Dad cerrone

Whittaker flushed Yoel

Cowsoy Cerrone

Fighters with not heart
Cerrone
Petis
McGregor
Rumbles

Hate colby, but he would absolutely demolish nate

Fighter who doesn't afraid of anything

Bone Jones
The Diaz brother
Justing Gaychie
Francoise N'gannou
Usmans Kamaro

Paulo Costa

I wonder how her braps smell

>trips

don't do this to muh boi