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So now that the dust has settled, where exactly does he rank amongst the top full-backs of all time?
Ashley Cole retires
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Nathan Gomez
Unironically number one
Brayden Smith
Among the best at putting ringing phones up his arse (nal).
Jackson Myers
GOAT
Nolan Ortiz
Great full back. Terrible human.
Nolan Reyes
>ashley cole retires
damn i thought he retired at least 5 years
Christian Reyes
What were the rumours of him and a mobile phone?
Sebastian Nguyen
Got to fuck Cheryl
Parker Miller
News of the World (that old tabloid that went out of business for being scum) printed a picture of Cole and his m8 (a radio dj) with a story something along the lines of "footballer in gay sex romp - inserts mobile phone into anus". It was quickly discovered who the people behind the pixellation were and Cole sued them for libel.
But for real, Ashley Cole had gay sex with this guy and used a phone as a sex toy.
Aiden Roberts
2nd behind Lahm
Brayden Howard
A picture surfaced of man looking like Ashley Cole having gay sex with another man while inserting mobile phones into their arses. Cole was acquitted of any homoshenanigans as the picture was clearly titled "smug essien phone crack".
Carson Butler
This is honestly the most unacceptable thing about his existence... to think the fucking animal cheated on her
Kevin Hill
Based
Brayden Morgan
maybe she is an absolute cunt
Adam Sanchez
Reminder people only hate Cole because they liked Cheryl as some kind of nations darling, but Cheryl is a dumb egotistical thot who flipped her shit over some poor airport workers and is in no way a decent character while Cole has been quietly living in America with his family since leaving England and was a model pro on the pitch.
The media has infected your mind.
Lincoln Garcia
This desu
Also because he left Arsenal because after promising to pay him as much as his teammates they then made a contract offer much lower than what he had been promised and they spun it as greedy to want to be paid the market value for your services
Gavin Martin
Unironically this. What a legend.
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Miss those days.
Eli Evans
kek
Zachary Parker
tame her
Dominic Anderson
GOAT, all other answers are wrong.
Daniel Flores
>le europa league winner after 6th place in Eplel
>better than Marcelo
lmoa