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Is it a meme that the heavyweights would beat all lower weight fighters?

What a bizarre timeline we live in where a guy who has beaten primarily over-the-hill fighters is being toted as the GOAT. He beat fat Werdum, a washed JDS, a (still) one-dimensional Ngannou, an over-the-hill Overeem and now a 40 year old, gasping for breath DC. What's worse is that he actually fought this terribly. Feet planted squarely in front of a shorter guy, eating endless shots until he got the bright idea to throw a couple of body shots after 4 rounds of getting his ass beat.

This guy isn't even top three in terms of great HWs. Is he bad? No, but he's above average in a shallow division full of guys who are either old or inexperienced. Prime Cain, prime JDS and prime Fedor would maul Stipe and it wouldn't even be close. The fact that he's getting such a big look just shows that he's only the "goat" because kids on here feel like they can relate to him when he tells unfunny jokes and takes pictures in short shorts. Stipe is and continues to be disgustingly overrated, and while it's not his fault that HW is in the state it's in, I do think it's pretty obvious that he's far from "great" if you actually watch what he does in his fights.

how are pregnant fighters allowed to fight in the octagon. this is inhumane

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based, DC is still the goat HW champ, he fucked up miocuc in the first fight and would heem jones in HW.

>1 (ONE) top 5 win
>GOAT

Not the best thread but it'll do.

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Everytime KJ noons landed a body punch, Diaz would shoot.

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jmma is fixed

horiguchi took a dive so that people will be excited for the NYE event where he will be fixed to win and avenge his loss

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If they stayed at their weight classes, sure. But DC proved you can go up in weight and defeat a HW.

Nelson-esque physique tbqh

What do you rate last night's card?

Reposting from last thread

Turbo cazzie that watched his first ufc ppv last night here
Why the h*ck is everyone so old?
The main event was between a 40 year old and a 37 year old
The comain was won by a guy who is only 34 years old
And the fight before that was """won""" by a """42""" year old cuban

Where are all of the young guns in ufc?

>mfw Stipe looked like garbage in the first half of the fight

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6.5/10 kinda hype, needed more heems

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I wanted Yoel, Pettis and DC to lose, so it was pretty good.

EVERY time.
It's bizarre that I am the only person in the world to notice this? Don't coaches/fighters watch tape on their opponents?

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it was fixed

light heavy

aka

I'm a cutbabby scared to fight the big guys

Yoel fans are cazzie retards that jack off to blacked every day

cope

Why are you coping so hard? :)

double cope, miocuc already got his ass handed to him by DC.

he was getting peppered for real, not gonna lie. His face tells the tale, I dunno if DC was disprespecting or just fatty gassed walking into him with his hands down. Can't wait for the DC nut huggers to cope hard and switch to "he was winning until he lost" narrative mode lol

>those eyepoke scratches

>salty leaf

delicious!

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By far the most awkward and uncomfortable schmo interview. Pee-City confirmed to be a psychopath and a fake.

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More like DC is a fat slob with no cardio and lost the ability to defend himself but kept pushing forward into a buzzsaw.

another

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I don't like how the fighters who rep god the hardest seem to be the biggest sinners

romero, jones etc

>m-muh eyepokes
cope
>DC is a fat slob
he's not fat, that's muscle you dumb americuck, khabib himself said so.

And DC got heemed into retirement Stipe won the war and the story

stipe won the story of the fight both times and the actual fight once, so you could very easily say he's actually 3-1 up over DC

Jones is a fake coon, Romero is legit, Masvidal is legit, Hunt was legit before he was flushed, don't let jigaboo's like Jones dissuade you

Credit where it's due, he called it.

>Twitchy: "The reason I'm picking Stipe is because he showed up 12 pounds lighter than he's ever shown up. He made some serious transformations over the last year and a half. He probably looked at that tape a million times. He's got the best chance he'll ever have of beating Cormier. I'm going with Stipe. To be honest, I'm going for a late TKO—if I had to say, I'd say 4th round."

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based twitchy

Takeaways from the card?

DC is disgustingly obese
If you expect the shot you dont get KOd
Pettis was always a can
Borrachinha is the natty god

>quoting a future mass shooter
reporting him to the FBI unironically right now fucking creepy weirdo sperg

>he's not fat, that's muscle
It's both, DC is Sumo

fuck off. Jones is based and a blessed man of the Lord, which is why he has never lost.

he has literally done nothing wrong

>I don't like how the fighters who rep god the hardest seem to be the biggest sinners
>romero, jones etc

what did romero do?

trying too hard/10

the Lord looks down on a slave who flees the scene of a crime, only to return for Jewish IOU's (money)

>Prime Cain, prime JDS and prime Fedor would maul Stipe and it wouldn't even be close

This

>But DC proved you can go up in weight and defeat a HW.
DC was originally a HW, he went down to 205.

OH NO NO NO NO

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You're not getting responses but this is a based observation

In the DC vs Stipe saga, it's 1-1. Lord only knows who is truly better.

I lean towards DC, considering he won more rounds and his knockout was more impressive (1st round). He is also 10 years past his prime

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>makes $500k
>still a fireman

Stipe:

>dead to cheeky hook in 2nd round in 1st fight
>eats powershots to the dome for 4 rounds and shrugs them off

Explain.

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> fat Werdum

Stopped reading here.

That's 500k one time in 13 months. 45% of that goes to taxes. Another chunk goes to traveling, healthcare, and coaching which Dana refuses to cover.

In the end he probably sees 100k of that. No shit he still keeps his day job.

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DC win was a fluke caught Stipe on a off day

This is the real fight analysis that can only be found on heem

He was expecting the shots

Heavyweights are ancient.

Romero is a freak of nature / juicer.

34 isnt that old but getting there.

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Which division do you think is the most stacked? LW?

>Prime Cain, prime JDS and prime Fedor
all would be heemed by Ngannou

>shallow division
>muh prime Cain
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hes just a humble guy who wants to help ppl and who likes his job

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DC and Yoel are not the norm. Also they wrestled when they were younger instead of destroying their bodies in mma. Heavyweight seems to skew older in general. Pettis and Diaz are both stalwarts of the ufc. Essentially a lot of fighters who have been in the game a while, hence why they have large fanbases and why last night was so hyped up. Costa is young and will probably fight for the title against Whittaker or adesanya who are 28 and 30 which is typically the sweet spot for athleticism and experience.

Could also be that zoomers don’t like mma idk

retard

Stipe doesn't actually go and fight fires, retard. You should feel bad for falling for a marketing meme.