Coworker starts talking about his local team

>coworker starts talking politics

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>coworker starts talking sports politics

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>co-worker starts talking about his ugly divorce

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>coworker just reads aloud every headline from some shit news site

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>coworker mentions his brother is gay but he is okay with everybodies homophobic remarks

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>coworker loudly plays epic and funny video from facebook feed

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These ones are by far the worst

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>coworker talks about their interest in football (soccer)
>bandwagon manchester united or barcelona
every time

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>coworker starts talking about a thread he saw on 4channel

>coworker starts talking about his favorite subreddits

No same here

>coworker starts talking

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Just find it to be generally a waste of time. Who gives a fuck about photos of me and why should i care about photos of others?
Not to mention i find taking photographs of myself/being photographed tedious and uneccesary.

>coworker shares far too many personal details

>want to write something but i dont have a job

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>not using instagram to post dogwhistley memes

>coworker starts telling the same story you've heard 25 times already

>coworker keeps showing me vids of ATVs running from cops

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that sweet petro neetbux surely makes up for it

>coworker pass time looking at workplace cameras when he can and save highlights of customers fighting etc

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>coworker fucks your wife

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> Coworker starts talking about his weekend

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im trying to get a job so i dont have that. but its not difficult to find work here, im doing training right now

Good. If not for sports I literally have nothing in common with people I work or go to class with.

Let's cut the shit. Are aliens real?

Are you studying STEM?

>co-worker start talking about a Champions League club he watches exclusively on streams and drops the word 'we', then goes silent when everyone else starts talking about the local teams

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do you really think we're alone in this humongous universe?

Isn't just random pictures though? I don't get things like instagram and kik and whatsapp, don't they all do the same thing? I miss msn.

us gov cant explain ufo radar sightings
no, im doing a 40-hour machine operating course and some other stuff. pays for the car and its an upgrade over digging dirt. just dont want to sit at home all day, really

yes , but likeliness to ever meet them is small

I think there are endless amounts of alien life out there. Some more advanced than others, and I think we are observed by different alien races but they try not to interfere with us too much.
I can imagine if we ever managed to travel to another planet and found an alien race in their equivalent of the stone age say, we wouldn't just land our ships and start showing them how to split the atom, we'd probably just watch them and maybe do some mining for resources on their planet.

>coworkers aren't also his local time

>coworker doesn't like sports
>he starts talking about anime instead
Believe me, this is 100 times worse

Happens all the time ay.
>Working at iron smelters
>want to talk about the cricket
>fags just want to talk about Sailor Moon
>talk gets spicy
>spills molten iron on my crutch while distracted

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A coworker recommended reddit to me last Friday

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Get them onto sports anime and then you can at least talk about rules and answer questions he has about various sports.

>coworkers are fine and you have nothing to cry for on Yea Forums
>we all support the same team and cant argue

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>Living in the US and my little soccer sucks
Foreign football is far more interesting, are you saying I should put on horse blinders and act like our teams are end all be all? Whatever your response I'm going to continue to support the team I do and complain about the US sucking ass

The MLS is better than most European leagues

why yes, I do support Platense, how could you tell?

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As plastic as a cheap chinese toy.

just start talking shit about their favorite players on the team and how they need to go

yeah, this is exactly the kind of embarrassing shit I'm taking about.
my man, everyone who watches this sport on this continent follows a european team or three. even non-retards who are aware that professional sports fail utterly when people don't support their local team. your shit isn't special.
nobody else needs to hear about it though, and you sure as fuck don't need to try to take credit for their successes, pretend you're personally attached to their culture, or attempt to look superior by complaining about the lack of quality locally. you just sound like a 15-year-old who discovered the sport yesterday and is trying too hard to be cool.

you are not wrong but so what? let them feel better about themselves. people always do that. it is like parents pushing their children hard to experience a 'success by a proxy'. do you want to listen to some hockey dad at work? it is a broader issue of what kind of people you (have to) interact with. you can blame your situation but you shouldn't blame them. i mean it is obvious the OP just hates his coworkers or his job or both.

>coworker starts describing his sexual life in unnecessary details even though you know him for a month

>coworker talks about her fucking a married man

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>coworker talks about how her fiancee left her every day
>coworker always brings up how they partied the previous night
fuck off you narcissistic bitch no one cares

based af

>rent office in a block
>manager is some dude with a rich dad, he chills in his office all day
>go in to report some issue
>he offers me a game of FIFA
>does line of coke off the table
>plays the best game of Fifa I've ever seen, got absolutely smashed
Some people have it so easy.

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>co worker spergs out when I bring up my local team.

>support local team, Charlton Athletic
>all my coworkers are either Millwall scum or support the big teams
>they give me shit for it
fucking wankers

sudaca leagues are shit but we are loyal to our teams nevertheless

>He doesnt have a local team

>Coworker is the score taker for junior hockey team
>He gives me free merch and tickets

Holy fuck can my coworkers fucking stop this. I DO NOT CARE
>"So what are you doing this weekend?"
FUCK OFF AUT, THIS IS A VIOLATION OF GDPR REEEEEEEEEEEE

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brits actually do that? i thought it was an american thing (and the bane of my existence, well one of the many)
here it is a way to fill an awkward silence. but i would rather stay fucking silent. especially after mumbling something in reply you are supposed to ask AND YOU? to not appear rude. being an introvert is not easy here.

major junior or junior D

You can watch other leagues and enjoy certain teams but living in the states and calling yourself a fan is peak cringe, especially if your team of choice is the team that’s currently on top

>talk about the Carolina Panthers
>someone says Cam Newton is a nigger

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>co worker keeps tagging you in their posts on Instagram and you have to comment on them to be polite and pretend to be interested

I've reverted to saying "Not much." and ending the conversation.
SHAN'T be pressured into a social interaction.

Why not just join a local football team, make some friends or take up a new hobby?

>Argentina
>talking about a local team will probably end up a civil war
New world was a mistake, no eldorado, only retarded aggressive niggers

>coworker starts talking about his local team

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I have one, but strictly for masturbating purposes

>coworker remains silent most of the time and only mumbles when asked something

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>coworkers talk about a player
>they think he still plays for a team he used to play for
>both of them think this and converse as such

No.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIghx4QRN4

>OP doesn't talk shit to rival fans

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No you're not

Literally me because I can't think of anything to talk about and panic

Scarily accurate.
GIVE YOURSELF UP AYY, WE GOT YOUR COORDINATES.

I can confirm this. Former coworker once came into the workplace and began talking to me about an*me in front of customers. I was so embarrassed and had to publicly shame him saying how I didn't give a shit about his stupid cartoons. I can't be associated with that, most of us here are above that.

Lol 2 real

Had a coworker who asked me that and id usually answer something short and to the point then ask her ”and you?” Which was always followed by a 5 minute monologue usually involving dog shows, the weather, how early her husband and her woke up etc etc

>i thought it was an american thing

Americans think this about everything.

>wow y'all watch TV over there I thought only Americans did that

That sadly doesn't say much anymore

where would you place the MLS on the coefficient of the UEFA if they were integrated into it ?

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>Hungary dat low

What happens bros?

>Coworker starts talking

talk about the global child sex trafficking ring involving the world's most powerful people and the Western imperial project, especially in relation to the Balkans, in using military intervention to procure a steady supply of adrenochrome

stay obsessed, spastic.

is it the latest?

yes most recent one

>coworker starts talking about how his dealer's coke has gone down in quality, who is in turn my dealer as well

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I generally like my coworkers but don't like being at work so I never talk

>coworker talks about Trump

why do we have such a low score in 2018-19 ?
2 teams eliminated in RO16 in CL and 1 in RO16 in EL, what did Russian teams do ?

Maybe they wanna invite you out? If anything it's just small talk.

nah thats what you want us to believe. that things that you don't want to admit happen in your countries only happen in america. you meme about it non-stop. but then one day some of you briefly stop acting like faggots and admit it is the same shit everywhere and we naturally wonder how so, you said it was a stereotypical american thing, you get all defensive and be like
>Americans think this about everything.
you people are pathetic

>the most insecure character on the show

>boss shows his mediocre guitar skills to you and another coworker
It was absolute cringe

Brent?

Also
>He went home to get it

>coworker says 'we' when talking about a team he doesn't play for

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>nail coworker with this bad boy
>he fucking kicks me in the back
felt like high school again, good nostalgia feel

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they have soul though, mls doesn't

Literally me

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>co worker talks about EPL and some top 5 team he “supports”

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>coworker's favorite teams are all last year's champions

Hmm digging dirt is lucrative where I am.
>Co worker over excavates trench

>co-worker uses "I" when describing how a goal was scored

based

>coworker asks me if I'm going to watch the women's world cup final
>tell him I don't watch women's sports

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>coworker tells you he is a capo

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Somewhere between 15th and 20th.

>coworker plays the same goddamn radio station everyday which plays the same playlist everyday and everyone genuinely enjoys it
I wear headphones but still
At least there's a cool boomer I can talk to about hokkei

how do americans manage to do it every time
I'm literally cringing rn

For me, its Alright - Alright, Alright, Alright

>soi boy hipsters love euro shit
>emulate euro shit poorly and neuter it

>coworkers talk about anything
>the conversation moves so fast that I cant keep up and forget everything I was about to say that could have been interesting
>at some point i get more lost than a blind person in a shootout
>give up ever catching up to the convo
>go completely quiet while the conversation fades into the background of my hearing and I contemplate the possibility of reverting back into a fetus and dying
>mfw

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hit the nail on the head

>coworkers start talking about you again

yeah, because american fan culture for other sports isn't cringeworthy at all
fucking moron
you are the problem. yes you. all of you. don't pass the buck

>hear coworkers laughing in the office
>you walk in and they stop laughing and go silent
>start laughing again once they think you've walked out of earshot

alright - alright alright alright

>coworker team loses an inportant match
>the next day boss tells us that he killed himself

Feel like shit that day

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> having co workers

What match?

literally one cuts my lawn

Based and Squidpilled

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Yeah sorry bout that.

was it about this tweet?

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>supporting a non top 6 club
cringe

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This one gets a spot in the rake free zone.

Thanks, feels good for once.

kek

>coworker starts talking

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What's instagram?

>Football

You should actually kill yourself instead

>I thought everyone was autistic and small talk must be an American thing

>supporting a club more than 100ft from your front door
BIG cringe

>work with europeans
>have to listen to dive-"owwie my leg got a boo boo"-grass everyday

This desu

how many english teachers does a jap school even need?

Does doing the Schuhplattler pay?

The worst feeling

The Japanese football league is one of the best attended leagues in the world. Seethe harder baka.

>coworker says he cute

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Based

What do japs do when they’re not fighting ninjas?

>having sex with coworker
>she starts thrusting while you're thrusting
>stop thrusting so she can thrust
>she stops too
>start thrusting
>she starts again
>start thinking about how much I'd rather be watching sports
Why are women so bad at sex AND sports?

>coworker bangs you daughter

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> having sex with coworkers
Yikes. I barely talk to mine. There are no cool young people at my office. They’re all boomers

>female coworker tells me juicy details about every regular who comes to the bar

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you're the more retarded and awkward version of us, dipshit.

*crack* *sips* Yup, i still remember that girl bro...

I don't need more friends. 6 close friends is enough. If one dies I'll find another.

Not allowing this fucking HUE magic kill my mam.

>colleague supports local league 2 club
>knows more about Man United than you do

>Israel
Wait ... What?

based, redpilled, cute, and gets trips

>coworker starts talking about his penis piercings
>they bled for three days but it was totally worth it
>i have to put caps on them so it doesn't sound like i have change in my pocket when im walking

don't ever talk to me again guy

>coworker starts talking about how much he loves Liverpool or manchester united

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>coworker complaining about his wife and her kids
lmao maybe don't married to used goods

Odwróć te flage pedale

>coworkers start talking about what they'll have for tea and the conversation lasts 45 minutes

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fucking hell you turbo spergs
>"I had a good one thanks. Chilled out and [insert random no offensive pastime here]"
job done. people don't ask because they care what you did. they ask because they want to talk to you.

>They’re all boomers
you can still have sex with them

ameripiggu go home

are you me?

>coworker is a jew

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hate when that happens.