OFFICIAL SHEFFIELD UNITED v CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD

what determines whether you support da Blades or da Owls in Sheffield?

go on Bin Laden's Brexit lads

>Sheffield
>norf

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proximity to the ground desu

it's the south of the north, chesterfield i'd say is pretty much where the midlands ends

Come on you Steel Knives

Not true
Closer to Hillsborough and it's pretty much a 50-50 split around here

blades=city centre
Wendy=south Barnsley

WE’RE PRIDE OF SOUTH LONDON
SOUTH LONDONS #1
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
WE’RE RED AND BLUE

both clubs seem to be pretty well supported desu, when I lived there always saw a similar split of shirts in town. proper football city
sheff derby back in the prem would be kino

both teams in the prem? south Yorkshire police would veto it

>Lundstram
Get this foreign muck out of here

any chance of Sheffield Wednesday getting promoted?

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depends if they get a proper manager in
both games played behind closed doors
always laugh when both sets of fans call each other the pigs when the SYP are the biggest ones of them all

Until yesterday every owl was certain of promotion
Now they're afraid of relegation and calling for Bullen to be crucified

Would like to see them in the prem alongside Nottingham forest.
I just like the names more than "something City" or "something United"

>same latitude as liverpool and manchester
>not norf

fair comment actually
9am Thursday kick off, season ticket holders to report to their local police station for interrogation and waterboarding

How do you manage your pubes lads? Don’t want to go full shave.

they'll threaten to make the playoffs and then finish 10th.

not at the game today?

Reminder blades are the original United

Watford, Southampton, Bournemouth and Burnley need to gtfo of the Prem (yes I know Burnley has history)

match gets ten second clip on look north whilst harry gration wanks himself furiously over leeds rhinos

Trim to about half an inch long, shaft hair remove with hair removal cream

I rate van Aanholt and Zaha

I'm Boro, Lad
Moved for Uni and stayed

sheffieldforum.co.uk/topic/84401-united-amp-wednesday-the-nickname-pig/

the fragile egos of both Sheffield teams
honestly both tinpot however you look at it

Don’t have any on my cock luckily

the real chads support sheffield fc, hallam or stocksbridge park steels

>sheffieldforum
That takes me back

everyone rates Zaha
without him Palace come dead last

*be's the real team in sheffield*

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Would keep Burnley but only because I'm biased and ironically love antifootball. Off to watch them play Liverpool at the end of the month.

You're dead right about Bournemouth, Where?ford and Southampton. I'd also love city to implode and fuck off back to the championship where they belong.

I want nasty Leeds back up and Forest.

he was kinda quiet last season imo. wan Bissaka stole the spotlight

Insulting to palace players

For me, it is John Fleck

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I once went to a party in Stocksbridge at a UKIP member's daughter's house
Jordan Rhodes' cousin turned up - said he'd "never play" for Sheffield Wednesday

obviously, Townsend’s alright aswell but they’d definitely get relegated if Zaha goes

how long before the meme overlapping cb's get exposed?

I hope the Blades stick around and form some kind of identity in the Prem. I thought Cardiff was going to do that last year.

I envy you, sucks if you have them cos you get a stubbly dangus

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his dad was goalkeeping coach there for several years
bit awkward working with your parents I reckon

why does sharp never start

bet they won't show that on sky sports
first half of the season it'll work, then sometime around december it'll get sussed

Predicting 4-0 palace

wasn't there rumours of bullying taking place at Wednesday. He clearly expected to be joining Norwich this summer.

>all home nation xi in the prem
>the only black ones are Irish
Weird

I was thinking the same, is he a supersub?

brexit fc vs london blacks

CAM ON PALIS CAM ON WOY

do know that the previous coach there (the dutch guy) alienated several senior players and was very unpopular, rhodes was one of the ones he bombed out

Palace fans in good voice. As usual.

Anything above Watford is North lad

sheffield united and burnley are the only english teams in the prem

Crystal Palace have almost no black fans despite being right in the middle of the main area of blacks in London

Honesty anything above the Thames

all their players are black

reckon if the palace ultras supported a team with a prefix like borussia, legia or partizan people would be all over them

Sheffield are Saudi

obviously, Arsenal is the black team

why does roy keep playing benteke
is he senile?

Because blacks are massive glory hunters

Most of the blacks in know from Croydon support Arsenal and Manchester United.

the palace 'ultras' are just cringe as fuck. Literally act like Americans pretending to be ultras.

they don't own 50%

>one sheffield club owned by saudis
>the other by thais
>not being owned by someone called stanley heckingthwaite or fred pike

He bought into the Bentekkers meme

crystal palace "ultras" are larpers
if they got into a scuffle with real foreign ultras they would be destroyed

Mate I know some of the ultras and if you said anything like that irl you would get a absolutely battered. X

u want ayew lol

Ok Melvin

Cool. That’s strike two. xx

So like most of the kids born in south yorkshire, they are only half paki

Want wigan/Blackburn/bolton back

pakis don't breed outside their own ethnic group

About 20 minutes

8 days until classic.

Nobody does, mixing race is a meme

Ayew can't shoot and I'm pretty sure Wickhan is dead

no it's not
black men race mixing with white women is very real

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are you an ad exec?

>wickham
now THAT was a prospect
*sips*

no but have you seen the state of all these fucking mutts

Falling for /pol/'s bullshit I see. It's so weird how easily people get brainwashed there.

you're a fucking mong mate
if you've ever been to a big city where there's lots of blacks every other kid you see is a mutt

Have sex incel

You either live in literally the middle of nowhere or are doing some very autistic trolling.

my local supermarket was clearing some lines so i got all of this for 5p a pop.

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TEAMS THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PREM POWER RANKINGS

1. Leeds
2. Forest
3. Sheff Wed
4. Derby
5. Blackburn

99. Wigan
999. Middlesborough
9999. Reading
99999. West Brom
999999. Stoke

don't care virgin

zaha is shit now

five clubs i'd like to see back up desu
although not been in the top flight for 30 years or something, a millwall promotion would be pure kino

playing like shit to spite palace. will get sold for quarter of what was on offer when they get relegated.

do u need a weapons licence to manage the blades?

would only be worth it for the west ham derby
other than that they would get battered every week
they are a small time team

been shit since last season

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>sasa

wi-fi hasn't reached sheffield yet

don't they still have wooden seats at palace?

How are Palace looking lads?

>now

Heard Owen Jones got beaten up and kicked in the head outside the Lexington lmao.

probably just a little bit shitter than united

they should have finished the job

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saw him live on telly this morning, not a scratch on him
he's bullshitting I guarantee it

Don't need none of that fancy broadband shite up ere, lad
Dial up was good enough for yer grandad and it's good enough for you

hope sheffileld win the league

nice block from callum robinson on the palace goal line

'ate blacks
' ate pakis
'ate the scotch
' ate the oirish
'ate chinkys
'ate moslems
'ate cathlics
' ate gays

Love sheffield utd and love carling
Simple as

just like that black guy in america who got "beat up" by "trump supporters" who it turned out he had paid

CAM ON CEE PEE

imagine getting promoted and then signing average players from preston.

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>sheffield united fans sing a song about greasy chip butties

you couldnt make this up kek

better than fulham spending £100m on foreigners

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>In January 2007, in tribute to Sheffield United's visiting Chinese sister team, the Chengdu Blades, the Sheffield Star penned the following version - the Greasy Egg Noodle song.

You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of onions sauce,
Like a packet of chopsticks,
Like a good crispy duck,
Like a night out in Chengdu,
Like a greasy egg noodle,
Like Chengdu 'n' United,
Come thrill me again...

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Palace fans live further south now, like how "cockney" West Ham fans fled to Essex

Sheffield is such a cool name tbhdesu

The first think you see in the Shieffield skyline when approching Sheffield from the M1 is the big pillar from the mosque.

Dumb racist incel.

>lmoaaa so wacky and zany!!! 1

Not as cool as Crystal Palace :)

Do you think you're clever mate?

Every time they show Wilder he's coughing. Is he okay?

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sheffield reddited more like

Imagine getting promoted and spending 30mil for Seri on a four year deal

just the fags

But they're not playing Brighton

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hungover

>watching CP
eew

for me, it's Christopher Deontay Wilder

Can Woy even fix that right side wtf

I don’t think your see how good Zaha really is. Right now he is working out a extremely complex equation with the oppositions right back. It’s only a matter of time until he cracks the code and breezes past them to give palace the 1-0. He’s a mathematician first and footballer second. Just wait.

The the air quality of industrial wastelands like Sheffield

he's thinking about what he's going to order at nandos after the game

wilfred zaha or as i call him overated mcgee

>Sheffield
>2019
>industry

This should be a league one fixture

They don't breed outside of their own family

The industry of producing future terrorists

back to pol little dickhead cunt

seething pakoid

yep, the white ones they fuck aren't menstruating yet.

the abundance of ugly industrial eyesores is exactly why sheffield is an utter shithole either that or you go 5 minutes outside the city centre and it's unsafe and resembles a landscape God forsook
horrible city never liked it

whiter than you ahmed

this is absolutely fucking dire
even shittier than a big pile of dogshit
I would rather watch dogshit dry and turn white than this absolute shitfest

Harsh if they beat him up for being gay, fair if they beat him up for being a journalist

seethe

>black strikers

if they get them pregnant then they do a backstreet abortion
they take them into a kebab shop and they pull the baby out with a kebab spear
or they just shove them into the kebab mincer if they feel like it

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Come on Palace

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Hopefully just for being an insufferable cunt. I'd be amazed if he's not making it up though.

Why are you so obsessed with us mate. Come to London and I’ll take you for some Salt fish and get to the bottom of this.

Won't be tuning into another Sheffield United game all season

Absolutely dire stuff

they'll turn mutt in a couple gens

embarrassing

>10 shots
>1 on target
is this the quote on quote northern powerhouse?

Its fact though, Doctors organisations have had to tell them to stop fucking their cousins

Based TimPoster

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black people are pretty bad at football huh

He's not referring to ethnic wifebeaters m8

theyre better than the other shitters theyre playing at least

both vanilla midget clubs that don't have the it factor for the barclays brother

>"all journalists are the same and are bad"

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zaha is a lazy ______

What actually happened to black strikers like Sol and drogvay? All you get nowadays is wingers larping as strikers

Thank you for the update mister hogan

Burnley too - the away end at both is grim

barcelona of the north they said

ooga booga

wog

who is this new ref
he looks like a mong

This match is only shit because I decided to watch it

>not rating wooden seats
literally plastics

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nah I think it's cause two shit teams are playing

Genius

about to drop a big steaming sheffield united vs crystal palace at half time

elephant

washer

teams heading back towards poacher types. blacks rarely have the brains for that.

No they got rid of them a halfway through the first season in the prem

did somebody forget to tell these teams that football is about scoring goals?

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why bother scoring when VAR will just rule it out?

cant wait for super league

Rate my biscuit selection

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it's crazy to think that games like these are shown in bars and pubs in every country in the world

imagine paying 70 million for black Lucas vasquez

he's on the way down 50 realistically. 40 by the end of the season

I don't get this Lloyds bank M word advert
who the fuck is that afraid of talking about money
I'm literally always broke and I tell everyone I'm broke
if I'm not broke I'm balling and I'm usually balling for a few days until I'm broke again

grandma tier

Iwobi was worth 35 million

>Wilfried "the Horror of Huddersfield" Zaha has anything on Oxlade-Chamberlain
imaging believing this

why would any self respecting driven footballer voluntarily sign a contract at a shithouse team like these? baffles me 2bh

it's subliminal code for the N-word
it's time to talk about the N-words
i.e. it's time to talk about the fact that only being 3% of the overall population.....

poor showing

>spending your money all when it gets deposited and complaining the rest of the month you've got no money
Every girl I went to uni with

people who aren't in a social circle of other scumbag povvos

>grandma

Fuck off Yank

God help these people if they get a credit card.

>sky forcing this pro sheff u punditry

lel

Every girl.

grandma is a british world you vile freak

and then they pick up some loser and spend all his money as well

So this is the power of the british lineup + british coaching

Surely one of the worst games ever in the Premier League

>if I'm not broke I'm balling and I'm usually balling for a few days until I'm broke again
this means you're constantly broke

get off my case you toff
we might be povvos but we aren't scumbags
or the other way around not sure

No its not yank cunt

it's all the same with relegation tier teams at the start of the season. Play not to lose then press panic button in march and actually try to play (some) football

>i don't rate benteke

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Sky trying their hardest to get Ashley Cole to say something nice about Sheff Utd.

you must not watch the prem too often

guess you haven't seen Norwich yet.

they would be equally as shit without pukki

Zaha is the perfect example of a middling prem player too good for their team but nowhere near good enough for any team higher than 10th

weird smell in my room

Hoover the carpet

it's probably you

burgers know fuck all. fuck off faggot

nope. 2 good strikers waiting in the wings. One of which is another academy player.

:^)

what the fuck are you on about

>That shit defending

good post lad dont listen to this seething homosapien

webm of goal i missed it

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>woy

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missing the main nog Sakho

any set of fans singing allez allez allez deserve to go down

sheffield milf spotted

>leave
>come back
>missed the goal

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have six

based ukasmr

I legit thought it was gonna be a joke advert where the twist is that it's erectile dysfunction or something

we have had a few problems

I miss A1 at Palace

Lads, what's my chances of winning this?

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I prefer to keep it private

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are yanks even allowed to gamble?

chelsea will lose

they love the lottery in yankland

Guys do you ever have that feeling where you think that alcohol is going to make you feel better so you start to drink but it doesn't actually make you feel better?
There is this lump in my throat that I struggle to push down with beer.

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used to be vegas only but it's getting legalised over there pretty quick

Only certain states are allowed too, NJ is one of them

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Of course its the land of the free, would be ridiculous if the government told them they couldn't do such a benign thing with their own money. They wouldn't stand for it, its why they have guns.

get something harder then

Aren't you guys not allowed to own Swiss army knives?

didnt mean it to come out all choppy sorry hehe x

4pm is a bit early for whiskey, isn't it?

my god crystal palace are so shit
hope they go down

no

Only if you're a faggot

would love to see them, villa and newcastle go down

not online

no

It's always 5pm somewhere

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It's 10:30 am here and I'm at the bar taking shots of shitty whiskey (VO). Don't be a puss

townsend btfo

>ravel morrison

what a signing. guess he's replacing ched.

I was in hospital as a kid and had to spend a month along mostly people recovering or dying from drink related issues. Put me right off drinking heavy desu

>not ending it before it gets to that stage

The trick is being a high functioning alcoholic.

They were in their 30s or 40s. Near the end had some boy beside me who kept screaming throughout the night and shitting himself

I once had to have my stomach pumped at 15
still a regular drinker

how much semen did you swallow?

Kek

He has having the semen pumped into his stomach

sheffield united are in 100% shithousery mode

FUCK CRIPPLED ALICE

Blades are BASED

Almost never touch alcohol and feel good about doing so whenever I go on /brit/ or /r9k/

you just know they'll now concede in the 90+5th minute

nah palace have been a new form of dire today

>going on /brit/ or /r9k/
grim

Billeh on for McGoldrick when?

based
knocked it on the head about three years ago, feel better for it desu

Nobody calls there gran "grandma" except for yanks.

You yank cunt

when do palace replace hodgson with someone like chris hughton? i'm going november international break

I've been watching this sport for over 15 years so quite a bit

Eh it's not as bad as going on wizardchan.

I do

Why would you sack Hodgson and bring in someone with less pedigree?

>sack a manager who plays shit football
>bring in a manager who plays even shitter football

Why would you give Christian Benteke over 100k pounds per week? Incompetence and desperation

Why would you sack Hodgson and bring in someone even Brighten didn't want lmao

You are talking big sense pal.

Or at least, you would have been 15 years ago.

Unfortunately, the Americanisation of our culture has totally taken hold and the kids of today are yank obsessed little slugs.

what do you call your granda then, nan?
nan is derived from the italian for grandma which is nana so if you use nan or nanna then you're a disgusting spaghetti muncher

Wow rude

can you picture Woy as a child? all i can see is a really short 70 year old.

the palace way

>implying managers are in charge of any financial and recruitment responsibilities in 2019

you know who I reckon would sort this out?
chris wilder
make him PM simple as

>nan is derived from the italian for grandma which is nana
The italian word for grandma is nonna.

same thing

>Brighten

Sorry, I'm not saying Hodgson signed Benteke or is incompetent, I meant it's the same board and they're the incompetent ones

it's actually brightonne

how much did cp want for zaha again?

English is a mutt language. Makes sense to lose its """culture"" so easily

remember when palace lost the first 7 games without scoring a single goal? now that was fun

no such thing as a high boot. only a low head

so what are we meant to use then

why does VAR never do penalty checks?

>frank de boer
what an absolute disaster that was, worst manager ever to grace the PL

I call her abuelita

>the ref

wrong - Brighthelmstone

grandmother or grandma for short
yanks say grandmom

chris wilder leading england to world cup glory in qatar 2022 with overlapping centre backs

zaha? more like haha
am I right lads

absolute state of this thread
grim

never seen this ref in my life

Are you an actual jap or a weeaboo English teacher?

I call my Grandmother (or did) 'Nanny'.

It comes from Latin, like many of our words. We've been using this word since before Italy was even a country.

he got promoted from the championship

if you're from Yorkshire
it's nan and grandad

no further discussion on the matter

piss off spaghetti muncher

Aus has no fucking culture, you'll be speaking chinese soon anyway

>rainy sunday morning
>local network airing 2 PL games
>breakfast in bed
>coffee in hand
>be lazy all day
Who here is also comfy?

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good for him

luv the english
luv scots
luv micks
ate ngubus

simple as

90+7 crystal palace VAR ruled off goal incoming

>7 minutes more of this snore fest

What you eating for brekkie m8?

we inherited angloid non-culture pops. Good riddance

>'merican in the military stationed in Japan

>yanks say grandmom

No they don't you moron

They say grandma

spindly chinky fingers typed this post

Plan A
>hoof the ball downfield
Plan B
See plan A

It depends what part of the country. Some do says grandmom

long balls to Zaha is an elite strategy

Jesus Christ Palace, that was the worst performance I've seen this season so far.

palace shithoused into the championship

Eggs, bacon, sausage, baked beans, pan fried English muffins with some high pulp orangel juice.

Brexit FC taking the prem by storm

probably one of the worst we'll see all season
sheff united weren't great but palace were fucking shocking

12 YEARS LADS

What part of Sheffield are you from?

good answer

Tell me more about the Sheffield United - Fenerbache bromance

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some former fenerbache hooligan was on their board for a while

>didn't watch Newcastle yesterday