/cric/ - the ashes - 350 million a week edition

that's a phone mate are you for real

no its a shadow idiot

Fuck Boris

>early /brit/cunt thread
yep dire

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give me one reason to justify this abhorrent prejorative "/brit/cunt"

this is the thread.

At least I don't have to look at Theresa May on the news anymore

cant wait for halloween tbqh

going to be glorious

like watching your neighbours house burn down

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Reckon Paine needs to get dropped

>give me one reason to justify this abhorrent prejorative "/brit/cunt"

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Oh come on mate nobody wants to look at that

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English lads

thoughts on no deal Brexit?

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>tfw you will never give your loving wife a bunch of flowers at lord's on your anniversary.

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Fuck. Thats alright. The whole "Britain is Arabia" thing is still good.

lol its fucking retarded

Should be a laugh

it'll be fun just for the seeth.

kek

Night lads, don't think we will see anything but a draw here, England turtling right now

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>tfw when you hate flowers anyway

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What's gonna happen today then lads? England stall and it's a draw?

Just go to a lot of cricket matches and hit on all the single women you see.

we'll get a lead of 220 then put the aussies in around tea.

In more important cricket news, Worcestershire were reduced to 58-7 by the fearsome Northamptonshire bowling attack, with Moeen scoring 42 of them.

now that they've got Smith on their deathbed they'll just hedge their bets with the last three games

>Asking for a review of something that pitched outside leg
The state of Australian reviews.

When Parliament returns in September it's gonna get spicy so we'll see what happens. Expect a rapid vote of no confidence.
Might miss her rather quickly, as bizarre as that seems.
Daft. Repeatedly declared as not being close to a possibility during the campaign but now people seem to be getting amped up for it. Watching major history happen before our eyes.

kek, he's never hit that.

>Poot declaring at 220

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>that hitting bat
Third ump is losing it

that was all pad

ENGcheats at it again. He didn't hit that at all.

same thing happened to us last summer with kohli

Wasn't sure if it was bat on pad. Seemed pretty sharp pitched for that though.

Avoid the whitewash

THE BALL HASN'T EVEN REACHED THE FUCKING BAT YET YOU BLIND INDIAN CUNT SO HOW THE FUCK CAN IT BE TOUCHING?

britcunts don't come here for the cricket mate

he's fucking middled it lads
surprised that didn't go for 4

maybe the massive fucking deviation when it hit the inside edge?

>Ausseethes still going strong
Ah yes

what are the pitches like in kazakhstan ?

that was clearly an edge

Is nice

Late swing. Based Duke ball.

bouncy

If a vote of no confidence happens, then what happens?

Takes a couple of months to have an election. The executive goes into caretaker mode, so there's no one to extent article 50? In which case no deal happens anyway

Return to to absolutism with Lizzy launching a surprise invasion of Brussels?

mine fields

grim

Australian and whinging.
Such an iconic duo

Umpires call for edges: if the umpire has to pause and use multiple replays for an edge it is umpires call and the review is retained

I'm going to invest in the company that manufacture blood pressure medicines in aus and reap the rewards from this thread.

we unironically don't know, our constitution isn't built for this.

Good choice this

England/UK hasnt had a constitution since 1658, m8

Dunno mate
It's chaos whatever happens

this, but you still would have lost the review because it was pitching outside leg

Wish there was a way to make financial profit from supporting beaten spouses. I'd be quids in in the Aussie market after Bledisloe and this.

>reviews

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I think lyno needs to beam stokes.

Once (if) the vote is lost by the gov then there's two weeks to form a new gov. You're right that there's a chance a general election would be called for after Brexit meaning no deal but there is potentially some consideration for this in the Fixed Term Parliaments Act as a major issue over which the election itself would be fought so it would be challenged in court.

Also, there's a decent chance of a temporary gov being formed if some anti-no deal Tories support it. Thing is no one can bring themselves to back Corbyn even in those circumstances.

reckon makeup companies encourage men to beat their women

Reckon this might be the case

I just cannot respect any team that has 2 (TWO) gingers

unwritten constitution m8

Reckon women talking encourages men to beat them

You also reckon the flower companies did Princess Di in for the sales?

>buttler 13 (64)

yikes

Nah that was Elton John

so is this lapoomangy guy any good aussies

Paine can't set fields, without Smoth to captain from the shadows we're fucked. The cunt has no idea what he is doing and shouldn't be the captain

cerebral

WC must have had you sick then with Morgan as well.

No, couldn't even score runs against Sri Lanka in Australia

Onions boy

Yeah he's being absolutely shit but at least he's not out.

he is utterly terrible. As in, below average Shield player bad.

he is in the team because he has nudes of Trevor Hohns' daughter

Good point actually. He was obviously running the show.

He's like half but yeah I really hate the cunt

Exactly my thoughts

>Hoping this is the partnership that wins it for England

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lel commentators still pushing the "any result still possible, so much cricket to be played" meme

If Paine were setting aggressive fields there could be

>being absolutely shit
He's one of the few that is actually making some effort to dig in and occupy the crease. We actually really need somebody who attempts to play boreblock

Spain would be the best country for cricket. Wet green tops in Galicia, clouds and swing in the Basque Country, dry and dusty in Andalusia, roads in Madrid

>steve smith-less australia
>england

yeah I can see the collapses happening

Sir Alastair Cook recall when?

marked improvement

Don't trust the /brit/cazzie to understand anything about cricket

>50 partnership of 143 balls

cook-esque

Worse Captain at batting?
Root or Paine?
Worst Captain in general?
Root or Paine?

Gladstone Small wouldn't have got hit in the neck

He’s trying to play shots at times but it’s just not coming off at all. Probably good innings for him in the context of the series getting him some batting time etc but he looks awful

You mean Warne?
Has a hand in the fluke Adelaide win in 06 and tries to push the idea that its possible for every single test match ever since.

*if Smith were still in to make Paine set aggressive fields

Agree with the ideas but butler looks at any time to be one mm away from being out.

I mean, Australia has more climatic diversity than Spain, and everywhere ends up being pretty similar anyway

Except for Smellbourne which is utterly grim

cook and burns opening with roy down to 4 could work better than what we have at the moment.

Trump.

England's Brave Ben Stokes

Andulasian cuisine is literally GOAT

Can the fucking TMS comms stop fucking trying to sing on-air. Jim Maxwell and the Windian started this shite, now everyone's at it and they're all fucking shite. Mic up Benaud's grave i'd rather hear that

GET A FUCKING WICKET

did that pacy nig playing for Palace used to play for Manure? Swear SAF raved about him or something

>everywhere ends up being pretty similar anyway
so not true
But we don't really play anywhere with cloud cover

*England's Brave Kiwi of the Year Ben Stokes

Truth. I was thinking about pace bowling vs matadors yesterday and the thrill of danger vs how people react when it actually happens.

Yes

made a meme

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He's hardly elegant but I really wish Pooy and Poot would bother to attempt this sort of play at least

i mean the only two places with genuine differentiation these days are Adelaide (purely because of the D/N meme, not the actual conditions), and occasionally Hobart once every 5 years when they roll out a greentop.

BECAUSE THERE MY MATES

had one season there during >moyes and then scarpered back because he isn't actually that good.

good kek

Just about to have some jamon de bellota actually...

wouldnt mind a cheeky hattrick about now

Nailed it

GET A FUCKING WICKET GET A FUCKING WICKET GET A FUCKING WICKET GET A FUCKING WICKET GET A FUCKING WICKET GET A FUCKING WICKET GET A FUCKING WICKET

getting sick of that advert desu, nasser doing his best paxman is cringe as well.

Brisbane greentops are kino
and the WACA/ now Perth bouncy pitches

cricket is gay lol

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Wait, is Smith out for this test or the next one? Because if so, we're fucked.

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Hopefully it will push the global economy over the edge and bring the 'more consumption, more population, more pollution' paradigm closer to its inevitable end before it's too late to save all the things that actually matter. Funny how almost all the people who usually fret about the environment are actually desperate to preserve the infinite-growth pyramid scheme when push comes to shove. Afraid about the value of their house probably.

LOVE being reminded about the world cup final

Business Idea: flat brim baseball caps like the rappers wear as part of the outfield uniform.

Brisbane and Poorth have been roads for years now.

Very little difference to a Sydney or Adelaide deck.

definitely this one, maybe the next one.

That is just so fucking wrong, have a look at the last tests played at both

Both probably

Guess I might go to bed then, nice dubs

german cricket

please get a wicket?

Prediction next ball stokes faces is a wicket

didnt watch the Shit Lanka series but its beyond the point. I'm talking about a 10 year timeframe.

lads starting to tick

>you're wrong because I'm ignorant lol
The Brisbane match finished in like three days and the Perth match was the Indian tour, not Sri Lanka

yeah think its a draw no matter what now, needed a quick collapse to 7fer at least

why is Piers Morgan on Australian telly right now? Not like we don't have a surfeit of media fuckwits

youtube.com/watch?v=gacZHv3uArQ

This video is an all time classic. Refugees playing cricket, and German girls watching

hoping he'll do a reverse-rolf harris

Reckon a cheeky declaration then send in Joffra to get a few bodies before end of play.

un-diddle some kids?

Well this entire match has been a shit show that I hope never repeats, shit weather, terrible injuries and retarded umpiring that has only benefitted England bar the last point which was worse for both. Gonna get a good sleep and look forward to the next test.

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Australia will be lucky to make 150 without Smith anyway, should just send them in

go to australia to trade on his own nationality as a personality and then turn out to be a nonce

Dance of the knights by Prokofiev is overrated as fuck

if england don't start attacking now it's going to a draw

>I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
>Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
>And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket (perhaps as an australian I shouldn't mention the word cricket)
>They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the wicket

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>Paine will never tell you that you are an outstanding bowler after every delivery you make

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What's the strategy here? Declare soon and hope we skittle them? Mess about aimlessly for the draw?

he's already doing that in America except the nonce part (yet)

Might try to accelerate and get 250 and put them in but I think caution will probably win out and they'll just bat too long for a result. Maybe the absence of Smith will give them some confidence to go for the win though.

Latter
they'll probably declare at tea because it will be impossible to chase 200 in one session but it's all for nothing

Do all britbongs secretly wish they were Ausgods?

or are you happy your genes will slowing blend into pakihood

>In a 2004 poll Harris's version was voted the fourth best Australian single of all time.[4]
i will never believe australians when they claim their country isn't spectacularly grim

For me its traveling to England to watch the cricket with my Dad and his mates

What time is lunch?

>England ever setting an aggressive declaration

if you don't think your genes are going to get RICED in the coming decades you have another thing coming

for that reason yes i'd rather be australian. i hate pakis

Will probably be a draw whatever happens

13:30, I think

Fuck me get a wicket already

shaheen shah afridi at the WACA
good luck Australia

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1 AC/DC - Highway to Hell
2 INXS - Need You Tonight
3 Men at Work - Down Under
4 Rolf Harris - Jake The Peg
5 Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning
6 Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
7 Powderfinger - My Happiness
8 Natalie Imbruglia - Torn
9 Silverchair - Tomorrow
10 The Vines - Highly Evolved.

yeah, that's a shocking list even by 2004's standards

this is just fucking grim. going to kms if Smoth doesn't play the next test

all three results still possible, don't look away.

Why do foreners think there are pakis everywhere? If you don't live in like the poor neighbourhoods of a few cities you literally never see them. If you come from those areas and aren't a paki, you have much bigger issues to deal with.

draw should be 100%

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youtube.com/watch?v=uTSlJbQXF7I

youtube.com/watch?v=k98rU2tRnOs

thanks sky

it would be pretty ballsy of a commentator to just outright tell the viewers that there's no point watching this any longer but they probably won't keep their job for long

Still rate an Australian victory higher than an English one. Literally cannot see how they would have time for a win

but what if broad has one of those spells?

[YouTube] Rolf harris diddles some kids (embed)

whoopie cushion?

commentators used to do that in the era before Skysports shilling

New
New
New

concerning post

just let it die m8

samecunt

*furious clicking*

i'm only two of those sorry

smash a quick 100 then stick em in

...

sorry

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no lol

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nice, you got me (you)

>0-63

NOIIICE GAAARY

Exactly why that cunt needs to shut the fuck and allow his boy nath to bowl in peace

>stepping on the ball
fuck off you cheating English cunt

>the vines
fucking hell they were shit, one of those "next nirvana" bands that were nowhere near them
men at work were based though and silverchair's first album was really good

kek

Sir Richard Hadlee
Sir Rolf Harris

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Do like Siddle walking about grinning

It was getting away

the state of Australian culture

let these two get their centuries then declare

>Plumb LBW
>Don't review it
REEEEEEEEEEEE

honestly think >you would have won the last ashes if siddle had played all 5 tests, he's better than hazlewood and hazlewood is far better than he was last series, in which he was shit

>have a day off
>still take lunch

pretty lazy sport lads

Think we're gonna win

agreed, and no idea why the retarded masses went with Highly Evolved, not a great song even compared to their others
youtube.com/watch?v=asOvnGHwtDU

literally tipped both england and sri lanka in these test matches
plebby b always get its wrong they said

diving cunt

book him

THAT'S RIGHT!

>still plenty of cricket left
>any result possible
>p..pls don't switch off

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Get Free used to get way more play in the UK than Highly Evolved and Ride With Me. Or maybe it just had more staying power on MTV2.

Mackerel, pikelets and a nice cuppa for lunch

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i think england is the most powerful force on earth

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65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA 65-0 >BOWL NATH 65-0 >NOOOOIIICCE GAZZA

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only deano likes bumble. hes literally not funny

Need Marsh to replace Megamind for the next test.

grim

Going jamon de bellota, picos and pineapple juice. Might pop to the shop for a treat after.

so how long to England bat after lunch?

feel like shit just want him back

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Deano only watches T20 games in person with comped tickets from work

nothing really inspiring me today, probably just go the roast beef with every side that's coming my way. Soup and the desserts sound pretty shit

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Haven't had a Yorkshire in so long oh my word. Would have to be that for me.

>tfw you will never relive the joy of 2005 and 2009
just want a proper captain, a proper test team that we can believe in again

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for me it's the salmon

i'll have sunday roast whenever option is available
its just too much work for me to make that for myself
glass of red wine with it too

Quite the opposite on my end, love a bit of carrot and coriander soup. Would have that with the salmon and the apricot and almond sponge to finish

Will Labuschagne have a bowl?

There's always some shitty risotto like they couldn't be arsed to come up with anything else for vegetarians or whatever siddles weird diet is.

Pride the captaincy from root's grubby mitts and let him focus on batting again
bring in IR Bell as captain
Solved

yeah, but wtf is brown shrimp? Sounds like an unsightly euphemism, also tomato hollandaise? Sounds like they're trying to get rid of the scraps at the back of the coolroom

Australia will win

>or whatever siddles weird diet is.
anything that doesnt cast a shadow

...

Always look at the lunch menu when aussies come visiting and think 'heh, I know what siddle is eating:

Beaut

Don't mind pikelets but would never pick them over crumpets

howling at this permanent monument to pozztralian seethe

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Australia will be unfurling their secret plan after lunch

Perfect time to swiftly convert this into a day/night test

At poncey eating places in England they always need an adjective before they actual name of the food. Must be to make it seem better than what the plebs eat from spoons. Went to a gastro pub recently where you could get a full English with two 'Hen eggs'. Like, what the fuck else where they gonna be?

A couple of quick wickets to make England turtle so Aus don't have to bat for long to get a draw

Whinge: The Movie

can't wait for the dramatisation of archer's delivery to smith
chris hemsworth as steve smith
idris elba as joffra archer

love it when a game is hurtling towards a draw and everyone gets a bowl
for me, it's bringing the wicketkeeper on to bowl to get a wicket or two with some medium pacers

Kek

absolute minefields lad

haha, sod off

>At poncey eating places in England they always need an adjective before they actual name of the food.

I actively avoid places that do this purely because I know it'll be full of pretentious old cunts and deanos

Fuck test cricket.

I’m at the game lads

>Like, what the fuck else where they gonna be?
duck eggs
ostrich eggs
quail eggs
snake eggs
goat eggs
rooster eggs
the great british gastro has been branching out for some time tbg. global britain!!

k.
keep me posted.

t. the hundred chief executive

Fuck the hundred.

Imagine you ordered eggs on toast and they bring some giant fucking ostrich eggs LOL

Get us a snap from the Long Room

LOL :P

based

Not the test, oh no no no

Scotland vs Oman at Aberdeenshire CC

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>goat eggs
Knew Lyon was a reptilian

based
hope the jockos win

Tell me about the pace of Fayyaz Butt

Oh man

need some quick runs after lunch ti set up an agressive declaration, fully back broad for one of his magic spells and archer to rough em up a bit again from the other end
although I know the coward joe poot won't do this

high quality content here.

really glad there hasn't been any short pitch bowling so far lads, line and length is always the best way to get wickets

Based

Fuck oman

STUMPS!

My dad works for Tim Paine and says that the ball is too new for bouncers until 70 overs

The Late Declaration by the Coward Joe Root

fuck joe root
simple as

>La bus change is born in south Africa

Kek Australians doing the same thing they moan about England doing

Why's the thread so dead? Could it have anything to do with the abhorrent quality of cricket so far?

the snivelling coward joe poot showing complete disdain for his bowlers

match is a foregone conclusion

the difference is lasagne is not a good player

youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8

Probably a draw, Australians in bed, work tomorrow.

joe root quoted as saying "i don't trust my bowlers at all defending anything less than 350"

Doubt our cricket board imported him over here for the sole purpose of playing cricket for us mate, if they did they made a poor selection.

He’s on now, looks decent fast medium but just got pulled into the car park by a tailender so can’t be that quick. Is using the end with the big downhill slope too

Don't mention work desu. We're next!

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>toil on the morrow

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white Saffas are all up for grabs

Thinking a Warner punch on the head to root again wouldn't actually be too bad of a thing this time

nature is a weird nigga

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just heading Sainsbury's lads anyone want

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The Coward Punch
Isnt referring to the puncher but what the punch does to the recipient. Root hasn't been the same since that fateful night

based play from buttler getting this game moving again

thinking warner vs root in the octagon wouldn't be such a bad idea

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

All my streams have died has anyone got one

Put your shirt on the right way round

CUMGOD

>bowl short
>get wicket

I've literally being saying this for the entire fucking innings...

Just some kitchen roll please. Cheapest one

GONE GOTTEM

FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE WHALE OIL FACTORY

>Buttler

9now.com.au/live/gem
Ahh Bitchstow
Another easy wicket coming soon

>F. Butt. F. Butt. Hey everybody, is anyone facing F. Butt?

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thinking he should have hit that better

Why does Bitchstow look permanently scared of something?

>shoes on the carpet
utter state

Bairstow always looks so anxious. Would love to bring him down the pub for pints and a few games of pool to relax the fella. No homo

Clean your room, yuck

>Both reviews wasted
Oh no no no.

plumb
(maybe nick)

he's constantly fighting the memories off the images of his dead father

pitching outside?

SAME OLD POMMIES
ALWAYS CHEATING

miles outside leg wtf

would go out on the lash with ballance desu and sing this all night
youtube.com/watch?v=YBnGBb1wg98

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Rigged

state of this

get some dark wash jeans that fit alri, clean your fookin room yeah

TommyKay is the official Twitch streamer of /cric/

>faking the ball tracking
typical umps paid off by the poms

>24h until i can masturbate again

LADS

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didn't even turn

The absolute state of aussie appeals

hold on a sec lads just rigging the ball tracking

>The wicket is missing
The umpire had genuine surprise in his voice. Sounded like he thought it was going to hit.

>pisses away your reviews

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>third ump having a laugh
FUCK OFF LAD
Fuck these cheating umps and poms

kek, had to spend a minute mucking with the graphics, that's literally bullshit there's a fucking elbow on it at the moment of impact.

COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE

>that has to be made up
even the players are seething lol

Don't worry, lads. Aleem Dar is a good umpire so he'll give the English out when they deserve to be out.

CA should have delayed Smith concussion so he could have fielded so proper fields can be set and proper reviews done

>the virgin successful review
>the chad non-referral when it's smashing leg, then review it when it's missing by a foot

btw
Did anyone catch that twitch stream with the 4 (FOUR) Korean Maxim supermodels together in the pool in tiny bikinis, shit was kino

>the ascended review when it's missing the bat by half a foot

i wish the bbc radio commentators would shut the fuck up when the 3rd umpire is speaking

10 more overs without a wicket and I'll stop paying attention

>poms tampering with the pitch so it doesn't bounce anymore

SAME OLD POMMIES

dw mate poostow is at the crease

Stokes and Bairstow need to slog for an hour and then declare

HawkEye is an English invention after all.

SAME OLD AUSSIES

ALWAYS SEETHING

the pitch was throughly sandpapered the night before

>commentators talking about Mitch Marsh coming into the team
fuck off
no more Marsh brothers ever again
fuck this commentator out here trying to rig the game
He is also saying Shane Warne was an all rounder once
this fuck wit is off his rocker

really glad the aussies didn't do any short pitch bowling yesterday when it was zipping off the pitch with uneven bounce

Shane Warne was a genuine all-rounder, still is probably.

I reckon Paine and Root are both great captains, clearly know aggressive fielding

Could have hurt someone playing like that

if you know what i mean

wew

mitch marsh? more like bitch daddy bitch marsh

>galaxy brain

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Can't believe there are people on /cric/ who still fall for the DRS scam

The absolute state of gazza lads 0-76 22.4 overs

>letting Bairstow launch you for 6
Lyon is COOKED

Nah lad, don't lie
He was just around enough innings to get enough of a score to look decent
didnt even end at 20+ average

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SIX
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you say nathan lyon i say xavier doherty

really happy about the australian fielding lads

>no more reviews

kek

Reviews left

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>No review for a clear caught behind
TOP FUCKING KEK

>not walking
cheating cunt

australia has no more reviews left, but how many ball tampers do they have?

>POOAINE
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This starting to get grim.

didn't mind a bit of xavier, really enjoyed his constant non-threatening bowling to >us

AHAHAHA IT'S BOT EVEN OUT ON ULTRA EDGE YOU WOULD HAVE WATED ANOTHER

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It was always grim, the only outcome today is a draw or a horrific collapse.

nothing on it nonce

you would have only wasted another review on that anyway

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Aleem Dar is legit fucked
Can we not have him next test match as an ump

For me? It's Michael Beer

kek they would have wasted that review too if they had it

fucking link this m8

For me
I hate poor umpiring
Hate Non aggressive captaining
Hate Aleem Dar
Hate Poms
Hate cricket
night lads

going to play some minecraft lads

based stokesy back in the runs

It's going to rain again soon, right?

>Umpires: Chris Gaffaney (NZ) and Joel Wilson (WI)

Why can't they just put a fielder in every position per pic related?

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In case anyone needs a fap, what I mentioned earlier

twitch.tv/videos/468829988

Based Tim saving reviews by wasting them all.

Make sure not to wake up dizzy and confused like your autistic hero

grim

Winviz
>Draw 97%
>Eng 3%
>Aus 0%

for me, it's bowling for the draw

you sure about that lad?
Joey is Third who doctored that hawkeye due to still being paid from the first test

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bring back the man, the myth, the legend sir steve bucknor

twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/1162363384253177863

for me it's square fine leg

if you aren't in the slips or the mid-on/mid-off bowlers conference you are an incel.

What's this video got to do with having a fap?

Typical of the coward Joe Root to not declare when the chase is already clearly too large for Australia

I can't wank to this gay shit, give me something with COCKS son!

BASED

Stick me in at Long Stop, skipper

That's why we need England's brave Ben Stokes instead

Genuinely feel worried for Bairstow here lads
He looks permanently worried/scared

aussies like a good whinge don't they

For me, it's getting caught behind from fine third man

Reckon Paine needs a straight hit in now to put the squeeze on

That's just what he looks like

they might have cocks

For me it has to be Long Leg
Comfy place to field

thanks reddit fashion
and its not my room

You wrote that like a cheeky dig that's clearly only meant to be bantz but it's actually literally true.

I thought that English cunts were whiny before I started browsing /cric/

yeah bro what was that shit all about? I wanted to run my tongue all over that one in white unff

It just worries me that a human ca look that scared all the time
can we start a charity day for him lad?

>dressing well is reddit
lol ok, cope harder and clean your step mum's room yeah?

/cric/ has nothing on /r/cricket and bigfooty

always a funny read

Korean twitch has different rules and it's glorious, also the one in red is easily the hottest

for me, it's bowling with 9 slips

so when does england declare

one in black is mine
i claim her

Root is going to declare when Lyon is 0-100

The recreant Joe Root

he is permanently haunted by the suicide of his dad

What % were they plastic?

>le bowl cummins until he bowls a jaffa sometime strategy

great captaincy here from paine

didn't like the bags under her eyes and it seemed like she was trying to hard but other than that yeah she was fucking fine, I legit thought it was that pool scene/apartment you always see in JAV orgy scenes for a few seconds lol

haha yeah cricket, but seriously where's that bikini video

>twitch.tv/videos/468829988

I put it up earlier, 5 hours of gold

Without Smith to be the real captain we're completely fucked

plastic koreans are grim

based

Can't believe I actually thought Lyon was good

Who comes in for him next test? We don't have another spinner in the squad

similar to what root did with archer
>le bowl archer till he kills someone

THAT pool, fuck that pool has so many great memories for me

pure comfy here lads

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doing God's work lad, you were right to that one in red is a fucking drawl

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speed it up lads, you only need about a 230-250 lead and have plenty of wickets

The janny prowls
his work (for which he does not get paid) is always appreciated

It's less Lyons fault and more Paine's retarded field setting

wew

we one day batting now

WALOP!!!!!

Stokes cooking Lyon's mind here

not feeling much national pride at the mo lads

Lyon should never don the baggy green again. Disgraceful.

now THIS is /cric/

STOKES GOAT STOKES GOAT

>Dad how come you couldn't marry a normal woman...?

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holy fuck stokesy mentally disintegrating bald manlet lyon

Nice work on those tabs

I like the one on the left better tbqhwyl

i always appreciate the effort put into tabs lol

The brave Steve Smith who bats on in spite of doctor's orders and drags his team back to a respectable total in spite of woeful batting conditions
Vs
The coward Joe Root whose lacklustre batting performances coupled with his negative captaincy cost England an assured victory

>SidGOAT back on

Best captaincy decision I've seen all day.

dark wash blue jeans are trash. black or medium wash is the way to go

Had to check there were some tabs there. Good work.

based, wait until they get into the pool hnng

this pitch is nothing too taxing
big davey w will knock these off in 20 overs

>These are supermodels
Sad time, lads. I miss the days of Own3d where people would stream their homemade cosplay sex sessions for hours.

Who's the Australia captain now that Steve Smith isn't there to pull Paine's puppet strings?

declare on stokes wicket or century now

should have started batting like this lads

NEED south korean cricket to take off

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they could have done this from the start of play

kinda wishing Warner didn't drop the ashes 3 times yesterday lads

thanks lads
i always try to go above and beyond

just heading Sainsburys anyone want summink

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If they'd scored at eights in the first innings we would have had so much more time to get the wickets. Seems like poor decision making especially when the rain was likely to take time out of the game

This is how you Mobil cric lads

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Streams all gone to shit so on to TMS. Getting hyped for a declaration.

Red bikini was on the cover of Korean Maxim so that's something right?

you both forgot the reddit funny tabs so neither of these are getting a (you) from me

shame rain will save australia from this utter hiding

nah closed that lad
only used to make a screeny
thanks anyway

actually makes sense. they could do it to spite the japanese and baseball

bounty and a strawberry frijj please

Can see the jealous Joe Root declaring before Stokes' century to try and fend off a challenge for his captaincy role

Why are gingers he best at cricket

3, 1, 2, 4

ok mate.

>7%
daredevil la

>posting a phone number on Yea Forums

cannot imagine such a munter as Sigrid Thornton birthing such a goddess 10/10 that is Brooke Satchwell. Giving this Seachange reboot a 0/10.

crictime has a good one on server 1

>Nathan Lyon has been hit for more sixes than anyone else in Test history, up to 213 now.

LOL. This is your "GOAT" Kiwis.

Props to low battery
props to some lewd
minus for no ironic tabs

Nathan Brainlet

KEK

IN THE DICK

not sure where that hit him lads, anyone see it?

lmfao based

07487514306, mind if I give ya a call?

Well, we can't complain about Smith any more. Stokes just got hit on his head.

AHH IN THE DICK

Nice one. Except for the popup that beeps. Cheers.

Ooo language

>anne from neighbours
this was KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=_ANzwcQ-X_c

>booing our boundary riders for fielding the ball

This has gone too far England.

On the tip

Not like he was ever gonna have kids lad, you know being ginger and whatnot

I've posted my number on /brit/ at least 3 or 4 times, all I got was one text calling me a bender

nothing in this pitch now

Stop whinging faggot

What the fuck is wrong with your captain auscunts he's letting stokes and shitshow play ODI mode

Declare on 300?

Fielding on the boundaries just isn't cricket to be honest

Stoke to get out or century then England declare

>Brooke Satchwell
she is a dodges no doubt but for me, it's Kate Ritchie

i accidentally posted with my email address once in the name slot

Root the twat should have already declared

Think we need to get about 200 more before we can start to feel safe about declaring

declare on 400 and then forfeit

Hoping england declare soon, I wanna see some wickets fall.

>Declare with Stokes on 98*
>Watch that ginger Kiwi rage
>Knock out the nearest queer, Joe Root
>England win series 3 - 1.

call a draw in early and players go out for sunday dinner and on the piss

>Guys try to play test innings
>3, 8, 21, 16

>They slog it around like it's a one dayer
>100+
Why don't more people go the tonk?

nothing happening on this pitch but runs lad

maybe new thread

BASED

I always thought they were the same person tbqh

you don't walk out onto a dead day 5 pitch every time you come out to bat

shocked that hazlewood didn't walk up to stokes to make sure he's okay, bet he was smiling too

He wasn’t hit in the neck and collapsing, but nice strawman bro

Can someome get a webm of stokes being moved and the ball being immediately hit there