HEEM Rizin edition

SCOGGINNNN

TTTTTTTTTTSSSSSUUUUUUUUUU

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choose your flavor heem

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>Can't smoke indoors
I can't smoke weed within my own property in CA? Wtf, are you sure?

>u are dropped to sentinel island
>u can pick 5 UFC fighters with u

Who u pick?

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How come Pettis is so good off his back but couldn't do anything against Diaz?

Is Pettis bjj just a meme?

steepaaaay

alright lads im fading... it was a fun night, saved some good memes

see you next ufc card

For me it's the white one in the middle.

paulo costa, don't need anyone else

Most businesses you can't. Of course who is going to enforce it, unless there is smoke detector?

Whichever ones have concealed carries and prior military experience

"KEEP FIGHTING" - herb "nigger" dean

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5 of the biggest/fattest heavyweights so I can hide from the initial volley of arrows

Why whites get their face so blown after fights? Look Yoels fáce. Nutin.

Who won the story of the night?

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Tony ferguson won the story tonight

Stipe should retire and ride off into the sunset as the undisputed HW goat. But I know my boy will keep fighting until he's flushed.

>universal rules point fighting
i sleep

Jones

middle mogs them all so hard

> fuck you colby
> fuck you nate
> would you fight colby
> w-who's colby? I don't wanna fight that guy I don't know him
so we're back to diaz bros ducking anybody who can wrestle

STIPE WEARING A FUCKING TUXEDO

Couldn't catch ppv tonight. Need webbums.

I just watched MMA for the first time in years and it's fucking garbage. How do you guys enjoy this shit?

Maybe it was a bad fight but holy hell. Stipe and the fat boy had ZERO god damn head movement and no footwork whatsoever. They just stood in front of each other or flopped around on the ground.

And yeah I'm a boxfag now but I grew up doing MT and judo so it's not like I'm crazy biased. I loved K1 and Pride.

I'd say it was just because they're heavyweights but even dumbass Wilder and fat boy Fury have better everything than these guys... Other than kicks I guess. Absolutely pathetic display.

Big Foot Silva for diplomacy

these are some of the worst questions I've ever heard

>I loved K1 and Pride.
crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-rizin-18-2019/
your welcome

To be fair , he could of legitimately forgot who he was. Diaz sounds like he's on his last braincells.

no heavyweight fight were as good as that
if it goes past round 1, it goes to shit

Thank you, I'll check it out.

Holy kek
The one true answer

Man that cat thing with legs always creeps me out

Michelle Waterson, Clawja, Karolina, PvZ, Polyana Viana

Am I doing it right?

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lmao, stipe looking /fa/ as fuck

stipe down to fight jon jones

Gonna be rapefest including ur ass

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from earlier

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OOHHH

Based dancing burger about to steal nip women after humiliating their manlet "men"

Rizin girls social media is quiet this time around and I'm sad :(

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definitely the dark blue tall ones

something very joker-esque about the cut of Stipe's tux

was Pettis too gassed to even do a post fight presser lol?

Scoggins hitting the air with flashy shit for that UD

pettis is a fucking can. he's 4-6 in the last 3 years. anyone rating him is a fucking dork.

plus that ridic color

What hapenned at dc vs stipe just woke up

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>flavor
>all yellow

>nip head gets stuck on ropes
>ref immediately fixes position
>foreign fighter gets stuck on ropes
>leave them

lmao desu

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man stipe looks so good as champion
makes the division feel legit

a thing happened

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Wake up Miocic

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if it wasn't for Natsuki, Miho would be my first choice for sure

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fookin' 'ell

youtu.be/b0kY9-I3vjc
kek jon is rent free in chaels head

dc tried to ko stipe and slammed him
got gassed and got body shotted to hell

>YEA BABY, FUCK YEA

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would just slam all of them tbph

Big fat belly = weak point

Would you mind making a webm of Soya crashing into the camera

I'm thinking of buying that Blue-ray

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the famous meme kick into the enemy guard attack

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Holy shit yissssss

I picked Stipe, Nate and Yoel losing

Considering his age, size and everything else I didn't think dc looked flushed. The left hook to the body exploits the same weakness the left high kick does

same desu

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seek help

OH
MY
GOODNESS

DC pepperedSstipe for 3 rounds before Stipe went body body body head, stumbled him and finished him

insert forced atomic bomb joke here

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oof, m'dick

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I found only one link for that dvd, but it's on some host where it's behind the paywall... I think I will just buy it

Give me one (1) good webm to tune in to Rizin instead of going to bed.

It was just shocking how easily he was spamming it, and DC couldnt do anything but rush like a retard.

Nips fear the black man. Avenge DC, my king.

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Light blue flavour all day

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lads i can't heem my sleeping schedule but i do not want to miss my boy Gucci

Stipe McMiocic

backdashing the snake edge in tekken 7

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there is one more wmma on this card, save your cum comrades

Stipe/DC 2 colourised

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redpill: tune into it and fall asleep while watching it

I can feel the rug burn

Agreed. He'll probably have to rematch Ngannou soon, and take another fucking 5 rounds of bombs. That's gotta take years off his life.

Fuck i really dont want to see stipe knocked out by ngannou in the rematch

Why would you even entertain wasting time having Colby lay on and beat Nate for 5 rounds? Let Nate have a banger with Masvidal instead of pretending he belongs anywhere near a title shot in a division historically dominated by wrestlers.

>even dumbass Wilder and fat boy Fury have better everything than these guys... Other than kicks I guess
>Other than kicks I guess
I do think DC was a dumbass for staying to strike with Miocic, though.

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He has really short arms, especially short upper arms. You can't cover your body with your elbow when you have short arms, that's why the left high kick works so good. Poor dudes been figured out/solved

He can still fight and isn't flushed but solvedfor sure

stipe's chin is better than ever!

Looks like some horrible Cruickshank knock-off

ow

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you flavour is called Mei Nagahara if you wander

Honestly the Ai and Tabatha mog them all

Cheers!

what happened to his stache?
youtube.com/watch?v=zlNT10wWjfg

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then don't watch it and just fake the result in your head and pretend it's the real one you dummy

For example, in my mind Darren Till is the current WW Champ. You literally can't argue this, it's the reality I live in and I have this power.

costa bless, can anyone who knows about steroids make a conjecture on what kind of stack costa is on?
youtube.com/watch?v=emYnT8HyZpc

gucci gang boii stay up and enjoy the heems

Based, I'm sold already since it was either Rizin or LPL to sleep so yeah maybe something will happen that will wake me up.

>French fighter
>it's a nigger

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thx

Yeah500mg of that goood shit and 100 mg of that ok shit with mcchicken chaser

But it's 8am, they'll probably have an hour intermission at some point, it's all too much, my sleep schedule has been too heemed lately

Reddit is two blocks down

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Imagine being ITT and not enjoying street fighter or cool movies

why is the sexy naked man not banging the drum anymore?

how many bongs until John Wayne Parr?

Miocan fans crawling out of the woodwork after 12 months of hiding their crusty faces

Asami !

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DOA and anime is much better

>And yeah I'm a boxfag
Opinion forever disregarded

Get out of here

You're only allowed to have an opinion after you've sparred barefoot for at least 5 minutes

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please Hiroto, you can't lose to a filthy kokujin

cor' blimey

...

Tim Kennedy

Stipe could be a MW

Pettis is good off his back, but you have to be elite (or at least have a large bjj advantage on your opponent) off your back for it to be an advantageous position. Pettis is good defensively off his back. Nate didn't do much damage on the ground, but he did maintain control.

i think some of them are just bandwagoners, they'll go again soon enough

Stipe's cool though, Joey Diaz had it right, immigrant mentality

>Good off his back
All this means is that it's not easy for him to get submitted

Yeah Stipe is cool but I hate when fairweather fans abandon a fan and then come back full force again acting like "he's back"

Dana White was asked about emerging markets in Africa a little later. He referenced both Africa and France being great markets to get into.

Tekken is objectively best, you cannot refute this

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>Czech fighter
>Doesn't exist
Bunch of scandinavian fruits

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eh it's just how it is, you get used to it

Enjoy.

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Wake up Mr. Bone

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legit decent choice

Andrade finna body slam heem another gurl

who's was this?

>no jiggle mechanics
>no beach tomfoolery in skimpy bikinis

>objectivity better

I think the cazzies are gone
Was anyone else not impressed by the Diaz/Pettis fight?

Maybe it's just because I don't rate Pettis, but I didn't see anything too great in that fight. Pettis checked out and threw it away for himself as well, he was doing alright on the feet but Nate showed some good clinch work, nothing outstanding though. Just think Pettis could have done more, low output from both as well.

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RICED

Nipped

Platinum
Elkins
Lawler
Greg "Prince of war" Hardy
Yoel(Joel)

Come at us

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gave me a chuckle

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can't believe stipe won lads

R*ddit is more likely to accept non-whites though.

Rich Piana.

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>black fighters
on no no no

why didn't DC try to wrestle more?

Imagine being such a caz that you don't even know that the LHW champ of the promotion you are just watching is a Pepíček

the set up

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>nigger btfo again
Its over...

>Non-UFC MMA
Cringisimo

what is this technique called?

>Yoel lost
BUT
>Nate and Stipe won
Happy with 2/3 of the outcomes I guess

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Panic wrestling™

OOOH HES HURT well not really kinda

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You'll be crying real tears after Adesanya demolishes Whittaker

Fat nigger raked his eyes so bad Stipe couldn't see shit! Fluke KO and rematch proved it. Keep seething faggot.

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5D underwater Shogi

Wow you're seething.

was this the guy who did gay porn?

BRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY

basado

Tekken 7 has boob juggle and bikinis, look it up.
I also hate DoA6's microtransactions for costumes and the like. Absolute jewry that only got worser with the director's wish-washy policy for wanting more dressed-up Kasumi and other characters, then adding skimpy clothing DLC anyways. It's "I'm a Fighter" but worse desu.

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was having a lot of good success on the feet and figured he should just stick with it

>hands you a banana

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rip

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Dios mio...

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wtflmao

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Jesus these fucking burger cringelords....

Keep seething
Miocic is GOAT HW
No ammount of whining will change that
Going now on facebook and reading serbs seething is hilarious

All those burgers are making asses out of themselves tonight lmao

This can is still fighting?

>someone insults niggers
>always an american flag comes to the rescue
The 56% is really true, huh?

hehe

lool stay blessed baby

I've never seen an Estonian flag on heem before. Seems like you're some tourist loser

He was tired

>Miho hates apes
based

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Ngannou is going to kill Stipe in the rematch

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>Askren
>Till
>Thompson
>TJ
>Edgar

Yeah you white bois finna needed to catch a break I'm glad Stipe won for the sake of y'alls conscience

>Going now on facebook and reading serbs seething
Give us a screencap, Croat bro. For the memes

heem insta leaky

heem headbutty

>Knowing Russia can conquer your land at any second if there were no American interference
HAHAHAHAHA

>t-this time!

he leakin

Fastest NC I've ever seen

Ngannou is much stronger and determined than before

I used to think Colby was cringe, but then I watched a bunch of videos of antifa in Oregon and now I get where he's coming from. Now he seems based to me. I'm isolated from libtards where I live I didn't realize how bad they've gotten.

Headbutts aren't legal, but head stomps are?

What reason do you even have for hating blacks when you've most likely never seen one in your life?

>Manlet rage

ook ook thats what u get clown gaijin

Reeeeing intensifies

I haven't seen a RIZIN heem bloody stoppage this fast since that one Cro Cop fight

>manlet seethe
lul

this shit would never fly in the UFC

F I X E D

>run head first into each other
>instant NC
lol

what the fuck was that?

>that nog carrying the crying toddler

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He needs assistance out of the ring

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Epic 11 second NC, heem cryin

Webm of the headbutt double heem? Missed it.

Why are all rizin fighters crybabies?

wewww

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>premiere of men's straweight in RIZIN
>no contest
lmao @ manlets

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time for KANNA

why are all manlets* crybabies?
ftfy

ITS TIME
ITS TIME

ITS KANNA TIME

SPERG

27-0

post Kanna heeming Rena POV

good intro desu

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K A N N A
A
N
N
A

supaa atom weighto

More cute, nice.

Based bad to the bone qt

>4'11"

thats so fucking cute desu

this azn empress is such a cutey. i wonder how much i'd have to pay her to let me grapple with her?

>that last fight

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if this invicta can beats asakura i'm gonna be lmaoing my ass off all day tbqhf

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how many fights til gucci?

I know she's not fighting but Rena's walkout music is an earworm

>I used to do MT and judo

Guess you missed that part. And... Why? Wtf is realistic about sparring like a poorfag? I wear shoes breh.

If he's not known as much of a striker then the fight at least makes more sense now

Fake and gay

Grappling is hard work, not discrediting that, but you can't put in FIVE minutes of work? Wtf do these guys do to train then? They're obviously not putting any time into striking skills.

The the fat boy Fury can dance around for 36 minutes I think a MMA HW can handle 5-15

Ngannou has not improved at all. He's just a le big scary nigger that hits hard but has no wrestling or cardio

full speed clip

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uhhhhhhh boys?

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>more bananas thrown to the crowd than strikes
kek

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nguyen fuckin sucks, drags down the whole production

Newfag here, what's going on? provide link please.

5 and an intermission

...

I wanna watch 'em fuck

No talk about that thumb in miocics eye and herb Dean saying nah fight continues I got money on the brick shit house

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Imagine if Megan farted on her haha

You're not using something called common sense. These guys do a lot more than "boxing" where they "fight" for 3 minutes and then stop. Clinching is especially hard when fighting and in boxing none of that is acceptable. I can understand how DC got so tired fast because he lifted Stipe up and held him in position for at least 5 seconds and then proceeded to strike for more 10 minutes. Don't come here with your amateur credentials and "muh pillowtap" and brag about how boxers are better athletes when they compete in a sport where they do significantly less and the ref is always breaking it up if they hug for 2 seconds.

ty

KAAAANAAAA GAMBATEEEEEEEEEEE

>4'11
dwarf fight

thanks based huebro

meegan sure fucked wmma slags

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don't bother, these guys watch 2 different sports and then unironically wonder why they're not the same

checked

i wonder if renas hair gets in the way

I wonder why Romero didn't just wrestle the entire fight.

i hope the japanese woman beats up the negress

YOU JUST KNOW

>Newfag here
Leave

i wonder why Kanna didn't just wrestle the entire fight

GOD BEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SHUT TE FUCK UP

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>hurr durr I'm American, fuck that I'm Croatina, fuck that I'm Irish.
wtf?

shut the fuck up mutt

Miyuu truly flushed her

bloody hell lads i'm not even tired and i could easily stay up for Gucci I reckon but it's almost 9am i need to go

goodnight heem

Yea Forums here, why don't DC just jump and land on his ass, giving Stipe a reverse piledriver? The fight would surely be over as Stipe landed on his neck. Is piledriver illegal just like the WWE?

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she tried twice, Zappittella reversed it

All because Trigg wants to play a fucking referee...

Can you smoke anything indoors in Cali?
Haven't been able to in Canada for decades.
In your own house, yes, of course, but nowhere else.

DC should've won stipe is a massive faggot and doesn't deserve it

youtu.be/MfHe6h_1aQU

there's been multiple of us during the years so you just made yourself look like a huge DUMMY

Not him but I tried reddit mma and that shitty website is full of children who throw tantrums when you speak the truth.

>Dana is going to have his old mob connections break stipe's legs to stop him defending the belt.

Frank Zappa's doing better than I expected

Hammerfist what a fucking neggress

He's OK off his back. But he's no Aoki, that's for fucking sure.

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this is hot

brehs lads and buddehs. take a whiff

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I'm pretty sure slamming your opponent on their neck is illegal unless your opponent is holding a submission on you. I think that's the rule, but there's definitely a rule about slamming a fighter on their neck.

Another flag added to the filter

Yeah that was pretty fucked up. Glad Stipe won.

Boxers have chicken legs because they don't have to kick or worry about takedowns. The second you kick them or take them down it's over. Every HW boxer would get obliterated by even the UFC bums like Greg Hardy.

Awful memes and crowd think, I'm not suprised

>femoids
hahahaah

Ahhh I see you're a casual and don't know about this fight

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This kanna femoid is pretty damn based i gotta say

Zappitella landing way better than she should with those goofy-ass punches

why the fuck did ufc try to push that fat dumb bitch daniel cormier on everybody? he was only ever a paper champ, he got the fuck beat out of him by jon jones badly. dana kept inventing bullshit to inflate his record and sell us the lie of daniel cormier.

i'm glad his bitch ass got knocked the fuck out again. i hope this is the end of him, he's so fucking fat and so fucking trash. cormier's wife doesn't want him to fight jon jones again, i want him to so jon jones can spill his fat brains on the canvas.

based and schizopilled

Calm down

yaaaaas

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kanna means can in swedish

that was funny as hell.
hope DC doesn't retire

SATANA

Box >>>>>>>>>>> mma

yikes

it's better at putting viewers to sleep that much is true

um, have sex sweaty

seething subhuman, DC is the goat HW.

daniel cormier?

more like daniel cuckmeayy

can literally count all the active boxers I know on 2 hands and have fingers spare, 4 of them in heavyweight whereas I rekon I could name at least 30 active MMA fighters and I'm an absolute casual of both sports. Make of that what you will.

Hell yeah based asakura

He literally just got KOed you cazzie lol

i don't have sweaty sex because i'm not a fat pig like that obese fuck piece of shit daniel cormier. i have regular person sex.

Zepp ahahahahahahahaha

ROBBERY

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Hahahaha look at that stupid cunts face ahahahHAAHAHAAHA

Based Kanna

damn gg gnome waifu

What? She got robbed lmao

robbed lol, maybe have some punching power next time

You think Rizin has a bias towards Japanese fighters?

DC and Zappitella both have no idea how to counter body shots

WOBBED

t. seething retard

you do realize that DC is the goat heavy weight right?

>the best wmma talent in japan lost/almost lost to invicta trash

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Robbery

based robbery

>Pillow fencing
Yikes

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Based roastie robbery

>gets the fuck beat out of him in the only 2 matches that mean anything prior to today
>gets knocked the fuck out again today
>goat

lol. he was only ever a fake paper champ, he's trash. i'm glad to watch him get his face bashed in and cry like a bitch like he always does.

Caniel Poomier

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Yes I'm a casual. So tombstone piledriver is illegal?

If DC won the first fight, and Stipe won the second fight (which was a fucking banger)

Can we expect a final trilogy fight?

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slicc

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Miyuu and Hamasaki both stomped Kanna

he is 40 years old you disgusting piece of rat shit, and he already beat the shit out of stipe.

Intermission

Time to rehydrate

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cormier lost because he kept getting hit in his fat fucking gut lmfao. literally how fat can you be, not even butterbean lost because of getting hit in his fat gut. god damn lol

the tricky nips do it again

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I like how the announcer hinted at by mentioning "conspiracy theory" for the high IQ viewers

He does whatever Dana tells him

more than likely unless DC retires. I think Stipe winning put a stop to DC v Jones at HW and Bork is never coming back

>USADA piece a shit

LMAOOOOO let jones try to fight DC properly in HW and he will get literally raped, stipe just got lucky, DC already fucked him up in the first fight.
kys

nah. stipe owns the longest HW title reign and he raped DCuck in a straight banger after he got caught by a lucky right in the first fight.

tinier girl ate some shots

you mean time to dehydrate im fappin my dick off

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Dutchy seething atm

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>m-muh lucky right
what are you going to say next DC won by poking miocuck in his eye? or DC takes drugs or some shit? FUCK OFF

time for half time fap time

>replying to yourself

worked and seething

jones already beat the fuck out of that shit bitch with ease. and jones has a lanky frame, the additional weight would only help him get more muscle mass to further bash in cormier's bitch face.

cormier can only get fatter at hw lol, at hw he'd lose even worse. even cormier's wife is like dude are you fucking retarded you will lose again don't fight jones again lmfao.

that is why rehydration is so important desu senpai

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DC already fucked up miocuc, stipe just got lucky in the rematch, and if he dares to fight DC again he will get raped, jones too wouldn't stand a chance against DC in heavyweight.

DC's resume at hw isn't good besides the Stipe win and that got proven to be a fluke.

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pure DCuck seeth

if you only knew how bad things really are

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what do you lads rekon about Stipe not being fully healed after Ngannou and that's why DC KO'd him? Not taking anything away from DC, he studied the tapes and saw Stipe dropped his left hand coming out of the clinch but he was eating shots for 15 minutes straight tonight and didn't really seem in danger.

>94863558
no more (You)s for a literal retard like you, DC is the goat hw whether you like it or not.

*filters bad trolls*

>samefagging

damn this is the absolute state of cormier fags LMFAOOOO

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE DELUSION AND SADNESS OF RETARDS WHO BOUGHT THE CORMIER MEME KEKEKKKE

i wish i had some tendies rn bros.... mad hungry

DC will retire. He doesn't want any more of Stipe's Immigrant Mentality.

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Kek maximum cope, jones is a massive bitch and wouldn't dare fight DC in hw because he knows DC would absolutely rape him.

>tfw no qt Japanese ring girl to remind me to rehydrate after emptying my load into her pussy

happens often.

yowsa!
get back on your meds, buddy

DC IS TRASH AND THE WORST PAPER HEAVYWEIGHT OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE AN ACTUAL RETARD LIVING IN THE THIRD WORLD

You can't even make a case for him being the goat besides spamming it

You're pathetic delusional retards, DC will make a comeback like always, miocuc will be forgotten, DC is the goat.

>projecting his cope

KEK. gotta love brainlets, thanks for the laughs fucktard buddy :)

lad who bet Costa/Diaz/Stipe you here mate? how much you make?

based jordan

lmao at that gucci - caldwell guillotine again, caldwell is such a big fucking ugly nigger can its not even funny

seethe
motherfucker are you actually mentally handicapped?
youtu.be/zsH6XZR6FlM?t=1

Guys this is a Rizin thread, no discussions about fighters over 5'7

This is not a comfy Rizin thread at all

COPE
O
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E

Stipe is based for winning despite DC trying his eye-poke bullshit again. Imagine if Bork tried to push Stipe like he did to DC Stipe would have beat his ass on the spot instead of giggling like Cuckmier did.

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intermission free for all, that No Contest really set things off

>mayweather clowning on Tenshin
Good times

Fuck so depressed lads. DC fought like an absolute champion in round 1, he overestimated how much he softened Stipe in round 2 and then got lured by HIMSELF into a slug match, how?? WHY?? he landed the exact shot he KOd Stipe with like 2 times without the same result, why didn't he go back to the leg kicks after that? Even when he was taking big shots DC was winning this fight until he lost. He beat himself. What a low IQ performance this was. I'm seething.
Pretty bummed that Pettis lost too.

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>double projecting this hard

god miocuc coping mechanism is hilarious

COPE

>the Stipe win... got proven to be a fluke
lolwut??

Based troll posting a highlight video without any real highlights in it

Saw them coming.

>m-muh eyepoke

god what's wrong with you retards?

It's 4am and I am drunk out of my mind

Kinda want to go for a drive lads

DC s-still hasn't lost a round at HW h...heh

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Stipe seemed in danger for 3 rounds straight, tho

is there webms of the fatmiers dirty eyepokes?

do it but only if you feel like you have it under control

>dc lost because of his morbid obesity and fat gut, couldn't handle shots because of how fat he is

kek. if there's a round three i hope miocic just keeps hitting him in his fat ass gut until he gets a clean shot to knock his fucking teeth out again like tonight.

He eye poked the shit out of Stipe the first fight. They fought again and Stipe beat the shit out of him. I guarantee DC retires. He knows he loses a rubber match.

DC is the goat at HW, stop being a literal retard.
>y-youre a troll
yeah no more (You)s for you

>drunk
>go for a drive
don't be a loser

now that miocic knows just to hit him in the gut because he's literally too fat to take a body shot lmfao

retirement is the only option for the fake paper
"champ"

Why are Cuckmier fans always in a state of being blow the fuck out?

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO MIOKEK ONLY LOST BECAUSE OF DC'S EYE POKES

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COPE
O
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KEKEKKEKKE

>coping so hard he is transported to a year ago

>They fought again and Stipe beat the shit out of him.
you miss the first three rounds?

The first two or three minutes of the highlight video was just DC working out you cazzie. At least post actual highlights.

How about just rubbing one out and then go night night?

stop spamming you pathetic samefag

I feel bad for you, must be terrible seeing a fellow nigger get destroyed so decisively

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i'm not sure if they broadcast ufc in your shithole 3rd world country but cormier got knocked the fuck out tonight. maybe you should inform yourself?

there you go miocuck, witness the GOAT at work.
youtu.be/hljnpulVFts?t=2

>He was winning until he lost
Yeah Stipe beat the shit out of him my dude. He was sitting down on his ass eating punches from Stipe crying for Herb to save him. It's not how you start it's how you finish.

>sames the dumb fuck who got caught actually samefagging
>too retarded to understand what samefagging even is

kek.

samefag, DC was winning the first rounds, miocuck was probably on steroids.

I'm starting to realize that niggers only know how to jump people in groups

Did white people breed blacks into having no chins?

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come on man, watch some good ass rizen with your bros

>Owwie Jon leave me alone you hurt my head please Jon stop
Some goat

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Stop giving (you)s to awful trolls

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it must be hard having to shill for such a faggot like miocuc

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muhammad ali had a chin made of concrete, so did joe frazier. ali made his face into a punching bag in a lot of his bigger fights,

but yeah outside that most can't really take a punch.

reverse image searched this and found this page
fbjav.com/model/usa-miharu/
its time bros

as i have already said DC would rape that nigger in HW

>Miocic isn't a complete fatass like DC so he had better cardio
>"He's on steroids"
Cope. Stipe came in at 230 for a reason, while fatass DC remained obese for this fight.

give rizin gf

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did you know ufc 241 actually wasn't that expensive? if you saved up you could've watched it like normal people.

maybe next time, it's more fun to discuss fights with people who actually watched it. i know people in distant lands with poor access to internet often have flawed perceptions of reality due to lack of information.

Samoans are the only race that all seem to have legendary chins.

You don't have to shill for the heavyweight champ of the world my dude.

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But he was only 6lbs heavier than him. DC can't help it that he's fat.

khabib himself said DC isn't fat, he said "his body is like rock", now fuck off.

its ok bro, you got us :)

>h-h-h-h-he w-w-w-would b-b-b-b-beat the guy who raped his ass in back-to-back fights for the whole world to see and it wasn't even remotely close if he was allowed to be fatter

lmfao, what a goddamn hilarious cope

Mexicans too. "Mexican Style" is basically taking a 100 shots on the chin and still moving forward.

any Rizin heems?

wasn't Stipe like 12lb lighter than their first fight? Thought I heard that during the call tonight

DC is 5'10 instead of 6'4 though

Did this Rizin theme have the DESHI DESHI BASARA BIG GUY theme sort of spliced backwards?

This intermission is full of them.

are you a cute asian girl
can i hold your hand user

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Yeah, but he was still lighter than DC in their last fight too.

fuck off, it's like talking to a wall.

heeming the viewers

>Khabib himself said
You mean tiramisu?

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too bad you couldn't afford to watch the fight like the rest of us, you're going to be so embarassed to see how wrong you were when you watch cormier get his face bashed in yet again

Hé was gassed the fuck out, which shows how overconfident his ass was, he was at his lightest and yet his cardio was at his worst, he had better cardio when he fought Lewis, that has gotta say something about him...

I went to kawamuras twitter

It was a terrible mistake

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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upvoted

But he's already lost to the guy twice and Stipe proved DC's body is still a weakness for DC, which is how Jon heemed him in their rematch.

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BAH GAWD IS THAT TENSION NASUGAWA'S MUSIC???????

give

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what is the music?

>aussie shitposter vs huezillian next

>Y-you're reddit
Cope

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Alright you homos, the Rizin intermission is over

can you namefag so i can filter you?

Each time there is Rizin Kino, I open all Rizin girls Instagrams and Twitters

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Yeah he came in leaner because he expected the fight to go longer.

Alyssa Garcia got knocked up if anybody remembers her from older shows

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the one on the left is on drugs

Tenshin says he's not a can really and wants to nut in Rena

Can you make a case for dc being the goat that isn't a YouTube video?

twitter.com/kawamuranatsuki

youtube.com/watch?v=oIGeygsGX2I
Tomaranai Ha Ha by Yazawa Eikichi

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The absolute state of Jordan

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lol those were some pretty autistic high fives

yeah, follow his career, watch his fighting.

John Wayne Parr fight about to start, get in here

I've trained with JWP before, he seems like a bit of a dickhead standard MT douche but he was fine to me.

anyone got rizen stream?

...

That's one pathetic brazilian lmao, shit opening.

sportsurge net you lazy faggot

You realize his last HW fight before the first Stipe fight was in 2013 right? You realize most of his ufc career was at light heavyweight right? Now do you see why you're stupid for calling him the hw goat?

we got ourselves a memer

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSip

Straya you prick

>99-33-1
Jesus

holy shit that's one based looking aussie

Who here appreciates choosing cool characters in Street Fighter and watching cool movies?

>99-33-1
shit, any aussies know about him?

Can I get a quick rundown on Parr's kickboxing career

these leg kicks...

Why would anyone watch boxing when Kickboxing, Muay Thai and MMA exist?

Before the first Miocic fight DC only had two HW fights in the ufc lol

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DA-NI-LOOOOOOOooo

this is a rizin thread. nobody cares about poofc

he leakin

I pick Cammy in SFV because I'm too lazy to learn any high IQ characters and I like just not thinking and rushing down and being an oki cunt.

Cause it's the Sweet Science NIGGUH!

People here don't know who Parr is, absolute cazzie central

damn he's fucking 43 and fighting like this
boxing? what's that?

>trying to win his 100th fight tonight
unreal

fuck you heem

I lost 20 bucks betting on cormier and yoel

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I'm not saying they're better or worse athletes. I'm wondering why their conditioning is so shit that they can't even maintain the full distance in their own sport. I'd make fun of a boxer that can't last 6 rounds too.

I'm also saying their striking looked like absolute ass. If you want to ignore boxing skills fine, but even compared to old K1 and Pride they looked shit. I've seen better striking when I watch my Cambodian friend's kids pretend to be Thai fighters in the backyard.

don't pick losers next time, loser.

>Parr is 43
>Romero is 42

tell me again why we shouldn't just let fighters inject themselves with whatever they want to watch juiced gods do battle

They should do 4 ounce gloves for their kickboxing too

This parr guy, what a mad lad.

cmon bruce do it for australia

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anyone else remember that street interview with Parr and a drunk fight broke out across the street from him lol

>shin kick to the head
why does he say it like this?

good fight lads

parr's a wannabe ramon dekkers BUM

sometimes after a long day of watching heem related content I lay in bed and think about this time I was at a house party and some wog kickboxer turned up with a boombox, I shit you not a fucking boombox despite the house having tunes already cranking. He put it down on the table, didn't even turn it on and said to everyone at the table "anybody toucha my stereo, kick-axe to the head" laugh to myself like a retard still to this day

ROBBED

fucking bullshit

PUNISHED
A
R
R

fun fight

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And so John Wayne Parr continues the search for the elusive 100th win of his career.

rizin judging is based

alright bros, I didnt watch this fight but I'm saying parr was robbed

Parr is seething

Box >>>>>>>>> Nyquil

girdham will avenge our flag

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always give win to ur own race, redpilled af

>Mizugaki
Ruh roh

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

Was that uncle fucking creepy? wtf I thought he retired

BRING BACK KRAZYHORSE.

MAIA'S SONG REEEEEEEEEE

rip chester

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB!!

>Linkin Park

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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>wec was years ago
i'm old lads

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I wonder if the nip actually knows the lyrics or just likes the sound, like a reverse weaboo

THIS

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my back hurts id be really thankful if we had like 4 1st round heems in a row pls risen

also we need a new thread

he retired after a couple fights in ricin

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yea he finna based

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Based black weeb

god i hate that nigger solely for the retarded faces he makes

He's a comedian now

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>manure gape

easy money

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Didn't he get fucked in the BKFC?

But he's a nigger, and he runs fast.

excellent taste

youtube.com/watch?v=J15ideyflLU&t=11m15s

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Going the schaub route I see, don't think he's cte'd enough to be as successful tho

>DC's belly gently flopping around
Hard as a rock for sure my guy.

>age 35 vs age 25
wtf?

I'm still seething a little bit that the Candylei fight never came off

kek beat me too it

>Notable win: Ian McCall
Rizin sense of humor never disappoints

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...

>mans wearing sneakers

According to his Wikipedia page, Mizugaki has a Masters in Electrical Engineering. The more you know.

You didn't lose as much as the Irish guy he's down over a grand

wowzers

BLACKED

no its stupid, Stipe said he thought he was gonna do something stupid too like wave to the crowd and run in a circle, Dc tried it again in the third and he got reversed and ended up getting takendown so it was stupid and it wasted a lot of his energy

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Stipes chin recovered in a hyperbolic time chamber with his daughter preparing for this day and now they go back for Ngannou approaches again and Stipe must recover before he reaches the title.

go for a run, if you puke you're gay