/cric/ - Subhuman Tradie Scum Edition
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oi project management unsw lads you here m8s?
are you the one that had that course months ago that required a fundraiser?
Nah, not me. I know who you're referring too though
I'm unimelb lad and I need some help on an assignment
how many months until NZ next win a test?
hello
If we can't get up for the 2nd Sri Lanka test, then next year sometime
eat shit.
what's the assignment mate?
now THIS is a snake sesh
No help in the RMIT library?
Thinking of seven wickets.
Some basic project organisation, governance and stakeholder management shit. Basically they give you a list of roles and the case study of a real project and you've got to design a project organisation chart. Pretty tedious stuff 2bh
wdymbt
here we go lads
PPSB tradies copping it
don't reply to blubbo
Reckon Steve Smith passed away in the dressing room yesterday and was replaced with a doppleganger
cricket australia has thousands of test tube raised steve smiths in cryostasis under the Glenn McGrath Ground
>SEBBO, SEBBO, SEBBO
>ah, real /cric/ket postin' G's
>ah, real /cric/ket postin' G's
>ah, real /cric/ket postin' G's
>ah, real /cric/ket postin' G's
>[Verse 1: Sebastian]
>Hey yo, Zachy, here's another proper road
>And it's told, watch the hairline, throwin' up a V-sign
>Just like that ruru-fucking fag tries to provoke
>See, you's a wannabe 'loc, and you'll get smoked, and I hope
>That your fans understand when you talk about sprayin' me
>The same shitposts that you makin' is payin' me
>Motherfuck Zach! Motherfuck Lawnfag! Motherfuck Richo!
>Yo, and here comes my left blow
>'Cause I'm the S-E-B-B-O and this is the season
>To let the real /cric/ket postin' G's in
>You're like a kid, you found some grass, and now you're dapper
>But tell me where the fuck you found that kiwi with a camera?
>Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you shoot
>You're only sixty pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots
>(Damn, Seb, they said they banned you on Friday)
>But Friday was just Sebbo's payday
>All of a sudden Zachy's postin' his forehead
>And on Friday night he won't leave his homestead
>So, Zachy please, Zachy please
>Don't step to these /cric/ket postin' G's
>thread immediately comes to a halt
>poopeeland
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>shit Lanka leading the test championship table with 60 points
hmmmmm
looking forward to a good day's cricket, hopefully we don't embarrass ourselves.
This morning I told my girlfriend that I love her. I was quite nervous because it's the first time I've said it to a girl and I was afraid she might not say it back. But she did say she loves me! Not gonna lie, I feel pretty fucking good right now lads.
based fucking sebbo
>about to go out
hope i have sex lads else ill be spewing about missing the cricket later
based 14-year-old
glad to hear it mate
i'm happy for you lady, very nicely done.
nice
the incel pedo richo
Cheers lad.
regret that time I turned down this qt asian who was aggressively pursuing me because I was a based autist who was more interested in watching australia get whitewashed in sri lanka
for some, virginity is an incurable affliction
based autist.
you win some, you lose some, would have been a good trade off had the aussies rolled over sri lanka.
honestly glad i didn't end up screwing the asian chick that was aggressively pursuing me
wound up losing my v-card with a big titty white girl instead
actually makes me feel like a normie
today's study soundtrack
Wait till she leaves ya mate
might pop Beach House - Bloom on next
taking recommendations though
hope SL will become good again
All Right - Christopher Cross
Sleep time lads
sun's out
got my life back on track
cricket on
feeling good
night night
good night trinibro
nice to hear, leaving my job in 2 weeks to go to university, listening to john denver, cricket on. all is good.
>unknown genre
i know the genre: shit
what are we studying mate
History and Japanese
>[Verse 2: elite /cric/ rapper]
>Despite being 13% of America's weight
>You couldn't keep it carried under all our hate
>Maybe one day you'll evolve beyond a neanderthal
>But right now you're spitting bad cholesterol!
>Draw yourself thin, that self-image isn't you
>All I see's Moto Moto from Madagascar 2
>Lie all you want about how much you have sex
>But when /cric/'s fuckin' bitches, they have HALF the legs!
>Small coc /hoc/ called, they want their export back
>But don't run, you'll go bankrupt from that heart attack
>We're an antipode to your seething butthurt rage
>Didn't put you on blast; you're on autosage!
*dab*
Japanese is easy
just play more jap vidya and watch more animu
even learn history from some of it, no need for a uni degree
*checks the ropes*
yep, he's on them
finished watching The Boys lads
recommend giving it a look, very good flick
>>But when /cric/'s fuckin' bitches, they have HALF the legs!
OBLITERATED
fucking based
howling
BARS my man
kek
i didn't want to go to university originally but every decent job needs a degree now so i figured i could get some language qualifications while i'm at it. plus i get a year in japan where i only have to cover my living costs minus accommodation which is provided by a partner university so that's nice.
>The rankings and the points are secondary. The quality of cricket is the focus for us.
Is there a more beta and cucked team then NZ at the moment?
holy fucking lads, sebbo just got murdered
/cric/ runs this joint
nah, beta team beta nation beta mentality
oh dear GOTTEM I'm afraid
Tonight's din din
will be surprised if fatguts ever shows his face again.
absolutely deconstructed.
looking good m8
looking good mate
When did Kane Williamson become shit?
noice
When was he ever good lad?
what site do you use to stream the cricket
>But don't run, you'll go bankrupt from that heart attack
lamo
hasn't mentally recovered from the WC mate
*pissesonyou*.com
>fatguts btfo so hard he left the thread
>not a parma
grim selection if i'm honest
>he spent over a half hour writing this
rent fucking free
>he spent over 30 minutes formulating this comeback
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you pathetic faggot
Can't entirely blame him to be fair
oof, i can detect the SEETH from across the atlantic, i think you stung him.
>furiously pacing around his trailer, shaking uncontrollably
kek
KEK
K E K
certain man smashing his fists on his desk in frustration
certain man coming to the realisation that the rope wont even support his weight
>No! This can't be happening! They were meant to love me!
>axle snaps
nabla was playing rust
it's probably on blocks on in the dirt, that trailer is like his life, going nowhere.
>real antipodean hours
>/cric/ has become /seb/ again
ah yes
this is the quality anzac posting of legend
the three stages of sebbo's grief
>try to banter with the lads
>get btfo because you're a boring WORM and everyone hates you
>"haha you're o-obsessed I was only j-joking"
neither have I 2bh
honestly so true
need one for the ashes plz
when will fat guts learn that bants is never personal? Once you get personally invested in the bants you've already lost
the first one has streams mate, wait for the game to almost start and theyre posted there
*ashes in your face*
alri
honestly sounds like you lads lost before you began then kek
yeah just read the stickied post
try different browsers if the links don't work
>takes a long drag and blows smoke in your face
>you start to cough uncontrollably
>flicks the ashes in your face
>you writhe in pain as hot ash enters your eyes
there's your ashes mate
It is, I truly hate that fat cunt
t. lost the game
yep lads
feeling muscular and elite for beating the pozzies at their own "game"
fuck he's so lame
the incel pedo richo
Is Sebbo blacunt?
Yeah
he pretends to be
the real blacunt fucked off a while ago
blabla was here the other day bla
reckon he got banned for having a snake sesh though
hello i'd like a full day of cricket please
watching some red dwarf before the cricket's on
If there's going to be any play today it'll be 2pm-6pm (so 11pm onwards Sydney time). If any
what are we listening to tonight lads
Grim
The Ashes.
i'd trade the 1966 world cup win, the 2003 world cup win, and the 2019 world cup win just for one ashes win
reckon we might get some before lunch, maybe half-hour/hour or so before
met office says the only rain we'll get will be around 11.
Grim outcome
Why don't they just have all players wear those novelty caps with umbrellas on? Then they can play on in the raid just fine
big umbrella over the entire stadium
insanely good idea
>The Kanga League was founded in 1948, and is held in Mumbai between July and October, during the Indian monsoon season. As such, the grounds are very unpredictable, and can often be very wet, meaning the ball can "stop, shoot, skid and swing - all in a day's play."
ICC should follow the based kanga league format
Business idea:
A giant umbrella over the pitch
Why don't they just play over a massive drain so all the water just goes through the pitch?
just waterproof spray the pitch and ball
modest mouse - the third planet
just want to die lads
Why don't they just use the slope as a drainage system?
think I might be proper mentally ill
better smoke some more weed to cope
based Blaise hoeftmann
magic mushies m8
based
What's a Jaffa?
As in Lambton Jaffas?
is there even any point staying up late tonight to watch the final day? half of it will be rained out, and it's just going to end in a draw
cricket is a lovely sport
Ughhh why did they choose that name?
I know all your sports are dominated/fixed by former Yugoshits, but naming your club after a soft cookie as in "we'll just roll over" is a bit much, no?
did we win the cricket?
No.
ah well more of a rugby nation anyway.
shouldn't play be starting half an hour earlier due to the lost time?
more of a croquet nation anyway
Sri Lanka by number of boundaries
How many ex Yugos and Balkanshits were in your High School?
I reckon it must be over 50 % with the rest being 45% chinkies and 5 % Anglos?
Bit nervous that no one has posted the snapshot of the forecast at lords today
even if they were going to they can't because of the rain
ah so no draws anymore ay
Always a bit grim when a non-cricketing flag posts here.
morleys fried chicken on the cards
I notice the new Sri Lankan golden age is progressing well
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
been thinking about south korean cricket
shame rugby is a bit shit
Just checked anyway for a bit of lulz
52 boundaries by Sri Lanka vs 38 by New Zealand
Sri Lanka also hit more sixes
well they clearly won then
I know, wish New Zeland would stick to /rug/
fuck me that was a good one!
Business idea:
South Korea vs North Korea biennial test series featuring TWICE
>one ticket to the next bonechilling, slow burn, gut wrenching, jaw dropping, emotionally draining, kinotastic steve smith innings please. and NO dishonest LBW shouts
really would be so fucking kino if some random dictator would take a liking to cricket and enforce it
>However, to begin with...it's raining again!
Ban games from being played in England
I al;so noticed a funny coincidence
The World Test final will be played in England, i see they are already planning a draw to ensure they win the title with whatever team makes it
Shant' be investing in this
not a cricket idea, just a capitalist pig with his shitty business ideas
so if smith and burns have been the best batsmen so far this ashes, what other twitchy autists with unattractive technique are around to be subbed in?
for me it's a korean test match featuring girls generation (with jessica coming back)
Seen two brownies play cricket in some park here the other day
Anglos don't want none of that, we'd dominate another sport they "invented"
Me with my cheeky leg spin
pic is how i bowl down the pitch
>have toil in the morning
>bought tim tams for my cricket cuppa before bed
>it's raining
fuck england
>T20 actually has 30s and 50s
never ceases to produce grim
just went for a massive steve smith against swing lads
based paul adams
NEED bowlers with these types of action in the game
its amazing how Australia have practically gone 100 years without losing at Lord's
just remembered the royal stag make it large song from the world cup
Show me a better catch this decade then this one
Before you stop and post something, don't even bother. nothing is better
Big fan of Santners throwing technique
It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and he bumped his head and he couldn't get up in the morning.
Just wait for THE HUNDRED(TM) with 20s and 40s
not a fan of anything about santner at all and think hes a total shitter
joe root is definitely off then *laughter*
What mouse do you lads use
His head is a bit bigger than that
not bad record at lords desu
business idea: paul adams bowling school
Business idea: stop playing cricket at Lord's. Rains a lot, has a slope, and England never wins there anyway
icc should start handing out fines to cricket administrators if more than 8 hours of a test match is lost
love T20
love one day cricket
love tests
love ice cricket
hate the hundred
THAT'S RIGHT!
haha wtf I thought galle pitches were supposed to be minefields come the 4th innings
whole thing REEKS of pitch doctoring tbqhwy
>Covers on
For FUCKS sake.
lol
australia wins at lords more then England
this but stop playing cricket in England
>if you're thinking about your hands, your head, your feet, you're halfway beat
Athers spitting bars
heading Sainsbury's anyone want anything
reminder that the curator there admitted on camera to making it a raging turner for the bookies when >we toured there
At the SCG, which i would say is Australias Lords. Australia dominates there
looking good mate
Having a business idea lads...
Australia dominates everywhere
just play in the rain
So funny to see India not even having a positive win ratio
Yep
Business idea: put Rolf Harris in as the wicketkeeper.
looks like the rain will save Smith from Archer
famous Aussie delusion
are you the original 'four horsemen' poster ? Or perhaps the one who included Mitchell marsh in a world test XI
ace link anyone?
bat guitar guy should come out and do a greatest hits set
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BOO STEVE SMITH AFTER GETTING KNOCKED OUT IN MY ATMOSPHERIC SLOW BURN GENTLEMEN'S GAME ASHES TEST
the rains are on fire
Harry found an Idol lads
leach seems like a lad irl but his face really is perfect for the soi meme
Is there a stream for this? I can't be fucked getting out of bed to watch it on TV
Business idea: it's down to the visiting team whenever play continues in the rain and the host team must oblige - however if the visiting team says no, the test is automatically given to the hosts.
based afghan w/l ratio
9now.com.au
*doesn't piss on you*
Now this is Kino
deep in a sune state of mind
Work in a couple of hours
Weekend is almost over
business idea: female commentators get a train ran on them during rain delays, busting a nut is like a wicket and the amount of minutes you last is your "run tally"
cheers mate
>9now.com.au
Based user
Now i dont have to go my living room and shitpost on my phone
>Australia have a great record at Lord's
>most of play is rained out
how convenient............
What exactly is kino about that?
cut myself on this edge
haha le funny tone
Just woke up. Aghhh fuck out country tbqh.
fyi lads, pretty sure nearly every FTA channel has free live streaming inline too
Was hoping to catch a few cazzies with it
good morning
i like walking around when it's raining because there's nobody outside
Doesn't work for some sports like AFL
play to start by 12?
>cricket on free to air TV
the UK is shit purely for not having this
what porn should I watch while I wait?
Weak and feeble leadership.
this with elyse perry guest commentating
yes it very well MAY haha
The Asian camwhores on twitch at the moment
Autistic Twink gets Headfucked by Big Black Bowler (2019)
Sri Lanka 952 run innings vs India lol
espncricinfo.com
hopeless cumbrain
kek might have to one of those Brazil carnivale orgies where a girl is walking around with a microphone tonight
PAY YOUR TV LICENCE.
based twitch
hot damn
hopeless country
>60 minute poofs want to bring silicon valley to Australia
Nah mate.
You don't watch porn. You learn something and improve yourself.
Typical fucking feral disgusting sub continent cricket. 5 days, 2 innings. Just bat until no one can get a result
fuck is this shit mate
just went and did a Asian Women in the toilet lads
cumbrain lashing out, typical really
howling at this
>seething this much because my career-ending bars that I wrote in only fifteen minutes absolutely destroyed his poothetic verse that he took four times longer to come up with
>Cheat Smith is so exciting to watch!
>can't get Smith out
>try to murder him
>can't win test match
>try to get it rained off
What is the Engpakis problem?
This is my fetish
asian women all look the same, have weird vaginas and are pathetic and dreary in bed
Poot is getting desperate
I feel for Sids lads
Banana Man needs his hat trick
what you want is a fiery, passionate colombian gf who cheats on you
Australia can still win this if they can get to bat before tea.
would write a second verse to annihilate what's left of fatguts but i think i referenced all his antics in my first verse
maybe he should bowl with more pace if he wants people to catch it haha
based and selfimprovementpilled
DOES DANIEL STILL POST ON /CRIC/?
Based mate happy for you
Name my band
Listening to here:
youtu.be
mate its 8:30pm, I'll SIG tomorrow when I wake up early. It was a degenerate question, I'll give you that.
The pozztles
>that manlet on the ledge
Imagine being british in 2019
don't blush baby
>Warner
They really never learn do they?
>replaying the GOAT 5-0 Ahses aussie win
love seeing these replays lad
Please be nice to him lad, he is a bit of a sook
*be's very short*
Forgot link
youtube.com
Love watching this during rain delays
Batsmen and spinners = virgin manlets
Fast bowlers and slips = chads
Too short to field properly, as demonstrated yesterday.
TOP KEK
strewth
First for mattress on the forearm
Why doesn't he just stand on a box?
we're in for some good cricket if that's the case
chris gayle is a batsman and spinner and the biggest chad in cricket desu
The yeetles
Alex: "Totally agree with the ACA regarding booing. It's getting more and more absurd to be booing Smith (and the others). The people doing it need to have a long, hard look at themselves. They're making English cricket look bad. It's frankly a bit embarrassing."
love these
Shane Warne was a spinner and a slip
warner will get 200 runs in the next test
cap it
just bowl the ball over his head for an easy wicket
that or he gets dropped
unsure about these ads
yeah would like to see marcus harris play
grim
>not using clover dev
grimness
Use clover user
>Shivam says: People always say that bowling standards have gone down since the previous decade, I think the batting standards have dropped way more since the previous decade. There are way more world class Test bowlers than World Class Test batsmen right now.
Short forms are killing test batting
banter, has to be deliberate
clover is dogshit absolutely horrible to use
11.45am Tambo: "Interesting to see Alex Carey will play for Sussex as a batsman. If he makes runs could there be questions about Paine's place in the side?" Not for a little while, I don't think, but might not be too long
retard alert
Play to start at 12:10
chris lynn even made a comment about this in players voice. said that he loved wallops and didn't care much for blocking but even then he felt like there was too much of an emphasis on it in coaching these days
Phil "kno wot oiye mean?" Tufnell - everytime he says this on TMS take a sip of your drink
I think bowling is actually better than it's ever been and that's why the batsmen are so shit
Look at how many runs the tail makes these days, that's because they can score when the ball is soft and the bowlers run out of puff
Play starting in 22 bings
ok retard
i use clover but i wish it'd let me filter canadian flags like Yea Forums X does
fucking hate tufnell
they've got him on grandstand here and he's such a cunt. desperately trying to be the funny one but even I have a sharper wit than him
If Anderson is fit for tests 3 or 4 who do they drop?
acestream anyone?
This is true. 2018 was the worst year for test batting in a long time and as long as selectors continue to think one dimensional sloggers like gayson pooy are top order test batsmen this will continue
but it's not like players like cook are even still being produced
Woakes
Roy
Denly
Our spinners have been shit so I'd just take four seamers
he's a loveable cockney larrikin mate settle down
>Steve Smith will be smoking ice all day
Cooked
very one eyed as well
certainly won't be fit for 3rd test
both batting and bowling have gotten worse
the shift from back foot to front foot no balls has made bowlers become injury prone and constantly break down. the world's fastest bowler jeff thomson was only properly injured once in his career and that was because he collided with another player while fielding. lillee used to go for 8 km runs after every day's play and only ever had problems with his back. bowlers can't crank it up like they used to and standards have suffered
get rid of buttler for the extra seamer
He's one man, he doesn't need three spots
cazzie, wrong
yeah just let Denly roll the arm over he wasn't doing a horrible job of it
I feel like Woakes has been bowling better than Broad, and he's handy with the bat
hate it when lyon bowls
the entire screen is blocked by his head
Get rid of leach not butler you meme
Woakes can leak runs but yeah
>the shift from back foot to front foot no balls
what's that?
BOWL NATH CUM IN MY ARSE NATH YEAH NATH. Worst part about watching cricket is listening to Australian wicket keeper being a fucking spacker.
Disagree, I think Broad has been excellent. Anderson is also a like-for-like swap for Woakes as a swing bowler, whereas Bread is more of a hit the deck seamer.
Woakes has also been good. He definitely doesn't deserve to be dropped, but he is the 4th best seamer and England don't need him as an allrounder when Stokes exists
nah we need him should the pitch dry up come the 4th/5th day
buttler is useless
Lads, where do I go from here
t. brainlet
I just checked his figures from Edgbaston and his economy and wicket taking is higher
Would be harsh to drop Woakes and there's a real risk that Anderson is gonna break down again. The priority is finding someone to open with Burns.
why is she asking you the question as to when she broke up with her ex/fwb?
>'done' already ends on a vowel
>strayans add another one
this part is crucial, you can hit her with the slick but classic 'open bob' or with the modern zinger 'milk bag pls'. it's your choice, but either way, she's putty in your hands at this point.
Do we even have anyone with defensive technique to put down the order?
>Sorry, 9Now is only available in Australia
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Sibley. Was solid against Aus in the warmup
I agree
leach, i'm not even memeing entirely
the rule used to be you just needed your back foot behind the stump line and where your front foot landed was irrelevant. the shift caused actions to change and has put greater stress on bowler's bodies.
She’s AussieAsian anyways, who said they can’t intergrate
Burns
Sibley
Ballance
Poot
Stokes(c)
Bitchstow
Buttler(wk)
Archer
Bread
Leach
Anderson
yep
*allegedly
You can use a vpn for it.
Yeah I'm honestly wondering if they should bother bringing back Anderson at all if Archer keeps bowling the way he is, as harsh as it sounds. Still think it should be Broad to go if he's 100% fit for the 4th or 5th test, just sub him out for a match
Woakes has been seam bowling well as well, have a look at the deviation he got off that Smith LBW
I think Broad is hitting the deck more because he's lost the ability to swing it back in to lefties
>England don't need him as an allrounder
have you seen the englel batting lineup? They need all the help they can get
>giving buttler the gloves just to piss off jonny
nice
>England try to get smith out
>Have to nearly kill him to do it
>australia try to get Root out
>Have to bowl a single bowl (1) at him
Does england have any batsman?
Interesting, wouldn't have thought that would change the actions that much though
Why did they change it?
all rounders are the biggest problem the English have, same as New Zealand. too many bits and pieces players in the system
yeah nah woakes is a gun
ill try my best to figure this out im useless at pc stuff
Bowler rotation like the Aussies have would be nice and I think they'd accept it but if his calf goes at any point of a 5 dayer then we're fucked. Bringing him at the expense of Denly or someone sounds like a tasty bowling attack but yeah our all-rounders aren't reliable enough for that right now.
I don't think you can get a concussion off a neck shot
no
But Woakes is probably one of their highest scorers so far. Definitely more than Denly, Bairstow and Buttler
Of course you can
That's one of the thinnest parts of the skull he got hit on mate
>Mynew Lamborghini to replace Spud
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
they felt it was unfair for bowlers with longer legs since they were able to get further down the pitch
there's a book written a few years back that chronicles how it changed bowling
Yeah that's why I'm saying only if 100% fit. I'm willing to believe that last test was just really bad luck
Woakes is fine, shitters like Moeen and Curran are not. would be better served focusing on one department than being mediocre in two
Might be a new golden age of pacers
>starc, cummins, pattinson, hazlewood
>bumrah
>anderson, archer, broad
>whatever random paks are in the team this week
>this SL lahiru is raw but quick
>lockie, boult
>rabada, ngidi
>windies pacers are raw but could amount to something
It's just a shame Steyn couldn't carry on
Australia XI next match. I'm seething about Archer BTFOing spud so I want four horsemen
Warner
Harris
Khawaja (c)
Smith
Head
Wade(wk)
Pattinson
Cummins
Starc
Lyon
Hazlewood
Feel sick, just want to know if Smith will play the next test
Sure I agree. Would be great to have one last Ashes Test of Anderson magic but I'm worried it's over.
Anyway, hope today comes close to yesterday.
Surely Jimmy is retiring after this Ashes?
here we go boys, collapse imminent.
has archer psycho cooked smith?
Probably broady as well
Was Smith fielding yesterday?
>absolutely beautiful clear sky just after a rain delay
Fucking English weather
you know, there is nothing wrong with supporting your team. You dont have to talk them down just to save yourself the chance of embarrassment later.
Nah
may have to start supporting australia next season. last season i supported NZ but switched to england after NZ poolapsed in the world cup final. really having a dilemma here lads.
should do what the windies did for lara's 400, after we've lost the series bowl first on a green top with cloud cover and let him get career best figures in his last match.
the ashes series is of an appalling standard
people making shit deliveries look good all over the place and getting out to balls batsmen shouldnt
Reckon they should just rest him for the rest of the test. No way we can lose it and we'll need memesloggers like Wade to win it anyway
it's my way of coping let me be.
is this a complaint about unimelb kids in the RMIT library?
when did Mahendra Singh Wade become a memeslogger?
>next season
the sun never sets on international cricket my eplel friend
Hands if you think the poms think they can win?
Jimmeh is going for 600 and from his TMS interview he loves cricket so he'll carry on as long as his body allows. Don't see why either needs to retire, probably just rotate
All for it. One of now two ways we know of to make Smith look mortal.
You can just listen to it on either guerrilla cricket radio or bbc test match special or abc grandstand
*raises paw*
I agree. Jimmy in particular has been absolutely elite the last 2 years. Why should he retire, just because he turned 37 and had 1 injury?
That said, he should probably start picking and choosing his tours. Might be a tough ask for him to tour Australia or South Africa again.
BOWLED NATHAN
when he grew a beard, inked some tats and turned his skin the colour of cum
alright cool
why you lads watching a inevitable draw?
for shitposting purposes.
Reckon he can Federer his way through another couple years
...
STOAKES GOD GOING ODI MODE
He was injured for the Ireland Test then got injured again in the Ashes. Same calf but apparently a different tear. Selecting him cost us once so I think if it happens a couple more times he just won't get picked.
Because it's Sunday and they were good enough to wait for me to get back from church
Confirmed on TMS: Smith concussed
holy fuck are they actually going for it?
Why is Khawaja allowed at gully? Worst fielder in the team and should be at fine leg
aren't >we supposed to be good fielders?
blessed and religiouspilled
(there's no such thing as a deity)
Have the Australians finally stopped complaining about Archer's fast bowling yet? Jesus, I've never seen such whinging
I've been saying this Khawaja should be banished to fine leg for the rest of the ashes
Not since your shit cunt manlet fucked it yesterday
who here /toil/ tomorrow?
have dozens of emails to reply to
because there is the possibility that it might not be a draw and we want to experience it. you got to give yourself a chance for an opportunity.
Nah he was just rested for Ireland, he was injured weeks or maybe even months before that
england are going to win
>got to train the new girl
Additional: Smith out of test, aussies have applied for a substitute. Might be out of 3rd test too
Ah fair, my mistake. Hopefully we'll see him this series then.
You can teach her about naked thursdays
Dirty English cheats
Oh mate that's rough
Fucking hell so Smith won't play the next test?
BREAKING: Steve Smith has collapsed while playing with his Lego set and will miss the rest of the series due to concussion - BBC News
very grim
had actually forgotten until this post
seems he's concussed
Based tactics by us
Boss back from holiday and no cricket to listen to. Still, could be worse.
pretty much
minimum time out for concussion is 5 days
next test starts in 3. He is out.
mid-40's, i might if i was intoxicated or very tired and didn't have my glasses but there isn't much there
Murderball wins again
haha good one mate. going to post this on plebbit
can Mucus bowl?
he is probably considered a better leggie than Spud. How does that work?
Win today and we basically go 2-1 up
I reckon they should bowl a cheeky beamer when Archer gets in until they hit him to be honest haha
Bargain Bucket 1
8 Pieces of chicken, 4 BBQ wings, 4 strips, 2 regular fries & 1.5 ltr bottle of drinks
Too late mate that's where I got it from! haha
How about Labushagne concusses himself on day 3 and they do another concussion substitute?
Business idea:
Kill your opponents to win the series
>watching
i'm listening
Who dictates that? That rule needs smiffifying.
not a big fan of this aussie dibbly dobbly medium pace
they need to find some quicks if I'm quite honest, even Broad is quicker than these losers
based murderball
reckon we need a wicket
>minimum time out for concussion is 5 days
is this mandatory or just generally?
I wouldn't be surprised if they're just being cautious with Smith with the arm as well and just want to get him out of this game
>not subbing in Mitchell Starc
for what purpose?
problem there is starc's a bit shit mate
cheers Geoff
test cricket standard is declining. worrying. need a full strength nigeria to move the game forward
Tbh this probably means that Smith should not have been allowed to bat again yesterday because if he got hit again it could have done very serious damage
Bodyline?
>averages over 40 since the sandpaper incident
makes you think
probably a good job root carried on with woakes then.
just one?
NEW THREAD
like for like sub as per icc rules mate
A quick 5fer could really turn the test in Australia's favour here
for now yeah then we'll see after that
Not exactly like-for-like that
>31 posts early
bit early mate
>the standard of australian handwriting
define like for like
if Bancroft gets hit next game, can Spud be subbed in?
are you always this early? ;)
Self sabotage. What else?
About what?
Specialist for specialist
I had concussion from a car crash, i guess the adreneline meant i felt fine but the next day i felt like i'd been hit by Mike Tyson. Couldn't get out of bed and it did take about 5-7 days for the grogginess to wear off
He was cussed give him a break hes sperg af
always finish what's on your plate before eating your new thread
I think it's got to be something like rh bat for rh bat. Not sure how would it be exploited if there's no like for like rule, suppose bring in another paceman
>Type of assessment conducted: SCATS
Why did they check his poo?
Maybe if was bowling at no. 3
It was clear as day he was concussed because his behaviour changed, and then when he came out again he started memeslogging. But people box 12 rounds concussed
Honestly I just thought it was because he'd taken painkillers
hope smith is ready for a broken fucking face
>Thinking a broken face will stop Smoth.
lmao
Warne and McGrath would have been knocking these cunts over like 10 pins and winning the match for us here
did archer just end bradman 2.0's career here?
let's take this badboy to 500
493
No.
we're taking this badboy to 500
Love and cherish her with many dickings mate
just three more ladies
help me out here
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WE DID IT REDDIT
if you said it first, enjoy finding out she fucked some M'bappe looking Sudo in 6-8 months.