/afl/ Sunday

>Giants

T I G E R L A N D
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HEAVE HO UNNA

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>reddit weather
It's not sleeting (not snowing) m8

>reddit weather

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CARN DOGGIES

Reverse fix is in, lads.

push my fucking arse mate

Those behinds crickey

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How likely are the roaches to beat the iggles next week? If roaches win, they should make finals on percentage (predicting they get a massive win today).

Rioli should have tactically missed that to try for a 7 point play.

that was such a reddit mark

>BarASS

>Dusty gets within 10m of the ball
WOW LOOK AT DUSTY TRYING TO WILL IT FORWARD, WHAT A GARGANTUAN EFFORT BY THE BIG MAN HIMSELF. AND LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH

Why does it happen every time?

>13 points
The most unfortunate lead

LOL

WHAT
WAS
THAT

holy mother of kek

lads
LADS
that kicking style was so reddit and the ball went through at reddit post-height

What the fuck was that

Solid game

OH NO NO NO

lol this game is a fucking shambles

What cash out price sounds good?

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what else would you expect in reddit weather

*be's on the cards but blue balls /afl/ again*

triggered a redditor lads

accidentally posted in /cric/

What the ACTUAL FUCK was the past minute?

blow the fucking whistle you dog cunt

Absolute kino

Umps should be fined and "disciplined" if you catch my drift

How much time left?

total meme game, lads

6 min

What in the fuck is going on?

finals have come early this year

Basedbane tbqh lads

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>Cashing out a winning bet

IT'S HAPPENING

Is it acceptable to enter a drive-in bottleshop on foot?

*draws on some cards*

give me one good reason why the brisbane geelong game yesterday is better than this one
protip: you fucking can't.

D R A W
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A
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no reddit weather

Better weather.

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Yeah, it's fine.

KINO
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>did concede the behind
grim stuff

>reddit teams
>reddit states
>reddit weather
There's three for ya mate.

Behind is the same as a goal when scores are tied desu.

Come on west coast, score some fackin goal

TAKE MY POWER TIGS

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>RIED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>RIED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>RIED

Awful free kick.

HOW MUCH TIME LEFT?

~1m50

HOW WAS THAT A FREE

>seethowldt

Blocking
>Blocking
Blocking
>Blocking
Blocking
>Blocking

West Coast copping Megpis deja vu

OH WE'RE FROM TIGERLAND

>west CHOKE PISSgles
absolute fucking STATE

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>Tigers ducking their way into top 4/home final
Kino.

kek get FUCKED iggs

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fuckin shocking free kicks in the last minutes

FUCK RICHMOND

B-Basedbane p-please defeat Bitchmond next week with your b-big and s-strong position on the l-l-ladder

great game, get beyond FUCKED iggs

*loses to brisbane next week anyway*

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AFL.COM IS DOWN

>brother is spazzing out HARD in the next room

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fk u west coast fk u richmond

West Coast v Richmond GF with West Coast winning easily because it won't be in the wet.

Iggs in absolute shambles

Brisbane don't need to give a shit. They're locked in top 2 and will be getting a home final.
If Richmond win they'll be facing Geelong first week at the MCG.

>implying

wow what a great 12 goal opening quarter lads, I can't wait for the remaining three quarters to have 12 goals combined

>YELLOW AND BLACK

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WELL done West Coast you have meet the minimum criteria for Sportsbet, now Roughead must accomplish his big goal banger and the weekend multi shall be /afl/'s for the taking

t. West Choke Seethegles

OH WE'RE FROM TIGER LAND

>They're locked in top 2 and will be getting a home final.
Not necessarily. West Coast can still catch them on percentage

>richmond have THE BEST song in the AFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this worst ausfailian is taking the loss pretty hard

Not happening.

Name a better one, I'll wait

Imagine living anywhere other than Victoria.

Fuck the west coast!

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>this worst ausfailian is taking the loss pretty hard

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Actually, Richmond can jump them (and West Coast) on percentage as well.

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fred
>SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE

settle down buddy Richmond are 8% lower, I think it would have to be an impossible flogging to make the difference

A five goal loss from Brisbane and a 10 goal win for West Coast would just about do it

>ten goal win for west coast
lmao

the wood in my fireplace is on fire

It'd only take a 70ish point win to jump the Lions.
It also depends on how much (if) the Eagles win, but assuming the Eagles beat Hawthorn by 30 odd, then that 70 point win would be enough to jump the Eagles as well.

embarrassing display

Settle down, buddy. The flue isn't even open yet.

If Roaches win next week, Roaches will make the finals and the Iggles will miss the top 4.

if the doggies lose, yeah

>roaches can still make finals
Grim.

wow lads this is epic, a game with 18 goals by halftime

>free
>for a bump

This was the iggs first loss in melbourne for 2 years.

times both teams kicked 100 points in games in 2000: 43 (out of 185)
times both teams kicked 80 points in games in 2019: 27 (out of 187)

FUCK YOU GIL

lads

LADS

Indian girl at Dan's today

did you ask where she'd been lad?

yeah she's been busy with uni, she said she liked my hair and that I look a lot younger now.

the hawks are on fire

CARM'ON ROUGHY SCORE ONE MORE

I'm fairly certain most U18 teams would be on fire against Fold Coast

UP THE DOGGIES

Why is Majak allowed to play for two teams on the same day?

My partner didn't watch any footy matches with me this week, she was out with her work friends.

The Dogs are on fire

Remind me again why I should support Gold Coast?

Because their coach is Straffo?

WOOF WOOF

you shouldn't, let them die. They were dead on arrival.

I remember when the suns were launched in 2009. They didn't want a nickname but the afl bullied them into picking one and the guernsey was only meant to be a temporary one but they still use it today.

>Score review to make sure it didn't graze the post
>Not using that sound system they introduced for this very situation
Bravo Gil

I remember this on The Footy Show when they 'broke' the news. The were going to be simply the "Gold Coast Football Club" with a logo similar to the Packers' in seppo handegg, and their mascot was a generic surfer guy. The crowd sniggered and kinda took the piss out of it. Gold Coast never had a chance.

>Sexton started the year on fire
Settle down buddy he hasn't had a ton of sex

I remember reading something about a guy who was brought in to consult on costs when they were starting GWS and he said they HEAVILY underestimated what it would cost and just wanted to use the same model as Gold Coast, AFL was clueless then and is still clueless now.
>higher scores guys I swear
>omg stop tackling so much
>pay homage to dead coons every round you bigots
>fag flags at every game
joke sport

I'm wondering at what point >we should become accelerationist

>dogs will make the finals
>will probably finish 7th
>will probably play interstate first week
Is it happening again lads?

>Gunston snatching it from Rough
>"BOOOO"
Kek

This kills the South Australians.

LOVE SCHACHE BABY LOVE SCHACHE

Good. Neither team deserves to be in the 8.

>poo south fails

honestly getting some competent front room staff in to run the club and a coach who build a 'winning culture' is all it would take to turn GC around. Draftees stop going home, they start winning a few, crowds start turning up again, league is healthier.

really, footy players and the gold coast should be a match made in heaven. it's entirely on the afl that this isn't working and it's their job to fix it.

But I wanted them to die live on a 5AA stream.

Listening to 5AA rage while Adelaide get smashed by the Bulldogs next week will still be glorious

Unicucks btfo

>If Adelaide lose next week, Port also get knocked out
Might be kinda based desu.

Actually, double that, 5AA will be raging even next week if the Bulldogs smash them like they're smashing the Aint's right now. given the fact that Norf are playing Melbourne, there's every possibility Adelel could end up 12th, only 4 spots in front of Carlton

Nah, finishing low is a positive if you miss the finals. Muh draft picks will be too positive.

lol

It has indeed been a hilarious week of footy hasn't it. Thank you for staying in touch.

Can't wait for the impending "SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE" talk in the Adelaide sports media when neither team makes the 8

Dracula, pls go

>first team to not score a goal in the 2nd half for two consecutive weeks since University

Based dogs going to win the premiership from 8th

now that's a stat lol

kek what a joke of a team

fold this poothetic "club"

They'll finish 7th again.

yeah, but that's not going to matter too much since they swapped their draft pick with Carlton, the lower down the ladder Adelel is, the more Carlton "wins" that draft swap

JUST KICK ONE MORE FAKIN GOAL ROUGHEAD

just ran the numbers, lads

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I cannot see Adelel beating the Bulldogs at Ballarat, not in the form both teams are in at the moment

Where is Hawthorn? They're going to beat the Iggles and the percent boost from Suns will have them overtake all those pretenders.

whats for dinner lads?

Off to my parents to steal whatever they're eating.

THIS IS THE ONE

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>3 goals only @$2.40
Smart from the bookies, they've realised that this would be a glorified training drill where the goal is to feed Roughy as much as possible.

Bet you were sweating during that Brisbane game

>It'd only take a 70ish point win to jump the Lions.
>only
err lad

thanks lad, was too scared to bet on the tigers iggs game though

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That was table-hammering tight, good thing Brisbane managed to break the script towards the end

>implying the script wasn't a comeback win like their last win against Geelong
Why do you think the umps suddenly stopped gifting frees to Geelong in the last ten minutes?

BASED BASED BASED

well done multibro, you should take a day off from waging tomorrow to celebrate your win

/tiges/
/bane/

Lions aren't very good.

disgusting bandwagon pedo

>only 31,000 at the hawks gc game for roughy's farewell game
honestly are there bigger fairweather fans than the hawks?

FILL 'ER UP ROUGHY

they are legitimately the worst

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What if the Hawks make the finals and a couple of key forwards get injured? Will Roughead have to unretire?

Kek he just had to mark that

>announcing an immediate retirement when you still have a chance to make the finals

Surely it’s bullshit, he plays next week on form.

He's changed his jumper like 20 times, there's no way he plays next week.

(((they))) will never allow such a waste to occur.

elite statistician in the thread lads

>Jordan Lewis doing the interview
Literally why

He did a deal with the devil, tv gig and hair for his soul.

I wonder if Jar can talk him into retirement though...

They’re probably the (((distributor))) for Adidas, he plays.

poort losing to fred would be some kino

but yeah, bullies are going to rape them

It'd be embarrassing if Hawks make finals and Roughead gets another send-off then, it'd go to show they didn't believe in themselves

they're top of the ladder mate

It's the suns mate, literally all of those 31,000 are hawkroaches

More like Roughy is too washed up to play finals, that's why it was now at a home game against the embarassment that is the Suns, as opposed to a critical game next week against Eagles

Neither are Richmond.

correct, they are GREAT

I give this round a 7/10

ohhh we're halfway there
oooo-ooh bring back brisbane bears

Yeah I’m thinking it’s a Richmond premiership

My most watched actors according to Letterboxd. All about Walter Matthau and Hank Fonda.

Good night /afl/, don't die over the week alright?

not on my watch

lol

>bumping /afl/
>blasting my obnoxious music at 6am YUGE sub
>still got 10 beers
>got a big smile on my dial

Can't wait to hear Damian B introduce this week's episode of Access [pretend italics exist]ALL[/pretend italics exist] Areas

Kieren Jack is retiring at 32, Swans veterans in tatters

*be's spilling baked beans all over myself while watching the richmond and iggs game*

Got to make room in the salary cap for buddy's $1m a year somehow

You can run but you can't hide from /AFL/ Damian

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fb.com/DamianBarrettLines

thoughts?

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big fan of these

>bottom smelly cops just a fine
#VicBias

How is the brownlow shaping up? Any outright favourites?

Someone ripped a bunch of player data and chucked it on AWS a few weeks ago but if we could find something similar to get each player's stats per round I wouldn't mind trying a spreadsheet to give /afl/ an edge

Zac Clarke

Get ready to have a HUGE laugh at the Crows, go to 9:13 afl.com.au/video/2019-08-19/the-team-thats-got-money-to-burn-and-a-hawk-who-was-like-tom-cruise

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oh no no no no

Is he the biggest flog in the competition
Utterly shithouse, he genuinely loses matches for them when he's put forward to take marks in the forward 50

>rule disadvantages richmond player
>y-yes master hardwick it will be gone right away

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youtube.com/watch?v=nW7tRi1CHHU
I love how spectacularly grim these after-the-siren misses are, especially that third one with half the town on the pitch around the kicker.

To be fair it was a stupid rule built for one person and it was used incorrectly that game as per the rule's description, hopefully we don't see more of it though there's already enough karate autists out there

I'm on my phone so didn't watch, but nothing can Kernahan kicking it on the full from like 30m after only needing a point to win.

Is that one pic related? I don't know who Kernahan is but I just tried to look it up. It was 132–132 according to Wikipedia if I've identified the right one.
It was in the compilation I linked: youtu.be/nW7tRi1CHHU?t=93

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That's the one.

Just watched it.

lmao the first miss is like Kernahan's except 10x worse.
2:50 Lloyd would've been the 1 player everyone would've put their life on to kick a goal after the siren.
4:45 Shocking miss by Brad Johnson. He actually missed another easy shot after the siren that wasn't included as well.
5:10 Great match. >we ended their 19 match winning streak after almost blowing a 40 point lead in the match.
6:00 Incredible. Dramatic deliberate decision and then Ballantyne almost kicked one of the greatest goals after the siren even though no one would've given him a chance to make the distance.
7:25 Lost it when he marked that because they kept stealing matches at the death that season. THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT. Video didn't show him smiling and winking before the miss.

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The first one is exceptionally bad, I could probably do better. I get the impression the standard of play strongly improved over the decades as with other sport.

youtube.com/watch?v=D5woJSm-PNM

Great stuff this.
Why was the last one not a goal? Is it only a behind if you hit the posts instead?

Ross Lyon sacked.

N E V E R
E V E R

OH NONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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got the old yo heave ho

Are you looking forward to the Ross the Boss St Kilda redemption arc next season?

finna be based

Adelaide fags in tatters

Unlikely, GWS seems more in line with his "take semi-okay teams and fuck them up for years" MO.

>please welcome the new coach of fred, iggs legend peter sumich
Nice of the Iggs to give their little brother a leg up.

>Lyon gone

HEAVE
O

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Imagine not rating a guy who took 2 different unsuccessful clubs to the point only bad luck stopped them from winning premierships. It's impossible to fluke that. His philosophy works at least for a few years.

GWS would be good. They could use someone with some tactical nous finally.

Get back to the job ads Ross.

BAH GAWD THAT'S BRAD SCOTT'S MUSIC

I honestly feel for him because he's BY FAR the unluckiest coach in AFL history (inb4 Phil Walsh). Most people just don't give a shit because they thought his teams were ugly to watch.

Hinkley, Pyke, Worsfold and Cameron are next.

Think Stinkley will be staying and get next year to try and make finals. Pyke is gone, crows are going to have clean-out I think. Can see Caracella getting Worsfold's job. Cameron will be getting sacked after GWS are knocked out week 1 of the finals.

>Hinkley
He has a contract where he needs to make the finals next year to trigger another year. They'll let him coach next year.

>Pyke
Should be gone but has 2 more years on his contract. Teams are reluctant to sack coaches with years left because of the soft cap / luxury tax on the footy department.

>Worsfold
Will remain unless he opts to go back to Perth for family reasons.

>Cameron
Also should be gone even though I think people underestimate the amount of quality players they lose every off season. They've always been top heavy with no depth because of it.

Yeah even that first grand final was literally just a point away from a win
But his recent record is shit, Fremantle are in a complete nosedive

Damn, he was doing a perfect job

>Worsfold
>Will remain unless he opts to go back to Perth for family reasons.
nah he's desperate to keep the job, only way he goes is if Essendon force him out
tipping he's sacked once they get exposed in the first round of finals

t. Mrs. Lyon

Fuck that was a great comeback. Was almost in tears.

if you hit the post it's a behind

Even Mrs Lyon understands fred are bottom feeders and Ross the boss had them where they belong

just realised the script for this year is the brave and scrappy bulldogs being gifted another easy road to the finals from 8th on the ladder, before being beaten by big strong Brisbane in a down to the wire heartbreaker

2009 had them dominating but wasting chances, Hawkins goal hitting the post and that 50/50 contest with scores level late in the last that resulted in the toe poke.

2010 the ridiclous bounce when Milne looked certain to kick the winning goal.

2013 was a lot closer than most people remember. Yet again woeful set shot kicking early in the most including multiple OOTFs.

>2013 was a lot closer than most people remember
I remember it being incredibly one sided, over in the first quarter with no threat of a comeback

All I remember from 2013 was fyfey unable to kick to save his life and laughing me arse off at him

Also the fact that all 3 teams he was up against were truly elite. No Melbourne 2000, Collingwood 2002-2003 or Port Adelaide 2007 tier GF opponent.

youtube.com/watch?v=WGkINDUwErY

Look at score before that goal despite Freo butchering set shots throughout the match. 2014 and 2015 were the Hawthorn blowout wins.

afltables.com/afl/stats/games/2013/081020130928.html#prog

My bad must've been thinking about Hawks/ West Coast, that's actually not a bad effort against the Hawks at their peak

Look at the state of that Freo team compared to Hawthorn.

>Zac Clarke
>Zac Dawson
>Cam Sutcliffe
>Lee Spurr
>Nick Suban
>Paul Duffield
>Danyle Pearce
>Ryan Crowley
>Matt de Boer
>Tendai Mzungu

They would have been blown out like they were in the replay in 2010 if Collingwood had kicked straighter. They were lucky to even be in that grand final in the first place, considering the end of the qualifying final of that year

At no point in the game did they have a shot to put themselves in front. Hawthorn were always in control

wogs seething that poort are making inroads into china

theworldgame.sbs.com.au/why-is-the-afl-outdoing-the-a-league-in-asia

No one gives a fuck about either sport in china.

Ross loves his experienced roleplaying plodders. That's why a young Lachie Neale was the sub on that day rather than some of those players listed

Ross Lyon is an incompetent fuckwit who is incapable of motivating his players to win. People like to meme he's a tactical genius because he devised one incredibly dull style ten years ago that got found out eight years ago because they don't want to admit that he's fooled multiple clubs for years.

>Getting sacked just before the last round
>Beat Poort due to the new coach curse
>Get to wreak havoc on the 8th ladder spot
Was this a 200IQ play by Fred to ensure the Bulldogs make it in?

How funny will it be if Adelaide beat the Bulldogs but not enough to make the finals

>Hawthorn beat WCE and jump into the 8 on Saturday night
>Adelaide beat the Bulldogs and jump them and Hawthorn early Sunday
>Port beat Freo and jump them all on Sunday evening

>South Australian team in the 8
yeah not for me thanks

Crows are physically and psychologically cooked. Can't see them getting close to the Dogs in any case.

I see the Brownlow Medal contention rule is in force once again.

Pretty embarrassing tbqh.

take the player id from here
tds-afl-data.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/data/afl/players.json
plug it in here
tds-afl-data.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/data/afl/stats/players/292128.json
that's Yeoy for example
probably knock up a simple script to automate it. enjoy

no way fred are that smart tbqh
5.50 odds for brad scott looking juicy af right now

But is there something with stats like disposals, marks, kicks etc? Stats like the points and prices don't seem like they'd be as helpful come the brownlow night

take the player id (like say, tim kelly 295898) and add it to this url
tds-afl-data.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/data/afl/stats/players/*player id*.json
would need to automate it to make it worth while imo

Ah right cheers, I'll see if it's not to tedious to gather a bunch. Worst case scenario is just doing it by hand on specific players to do those Player H2H/Group Brownlow counts

>gf needs one pillow

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Lmao Ruby is better

where's the smart money going lads?

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BSA BSA BSA

>tendies fremantle coach
please happen

>be iggs
>request meeting with vfl to simply discuss the unrewarded illegal scragging of their forwards
>vfl yeah yeah nahhh mate get fucked ay
>be tiggs
>chuck a spaz when you get pinged for breaking the rules
>rule change literally within 24 hours
this is why interstaters will always hate you victorian CUNTS

Longmuir

Why have dzhilong been wearing blue shorts at home this year? it looks shit when away teams have to wear white against them

Sumich would pull that twink Fyfe into line and the players would definitely respect him but I think Longmuir is the big brain they're after. Read something about Fred wanting to bring in more ex-Fred players for roles instead of looking elsewhere

suma might actually kys himself if he gets overlooked again. dunno what else he has to do to prove himself

They'll never pick Suma because he sounds like a retard. He'd sort them the fuck out though.

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don't mind if he sounds like a mong cunt as long as he does a good job. Plus it would make it harder for journalist WORMS to interview him, anything that makes their excuses for lives harder get's my approval, fuck them.

>b-but what do I tell the family?

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lol

We're moving to Sydney.

What's the point of sacking a coach one week before their time would be up anyway

It was one week and one year before time would be up

power move

Strange stats

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>port adelaide deferring payments
oh nononono

geelong suck so not surprising

he had a year left mong. Now they can spend the off-season finding someone instead of getting reemed like usual

>based bont suspension 'quirk'
>based stevo suspension 'quirk'
>based studs up rule change
vfl admin killing it lads

baffling

>official afl underdog fairytale ™

>J Stephenson will be unbanned right after Pies vs Essendon which means he's playing in the VFL over the weekend
State of the rules

fucking bullshit the ban conveniently ended on the eve of finals anyway

that was literally the point though, that he miss the whole home and away season
including finals would be even more ridiculous than it was

>COLLINGWOOD star Steele Sidebottom suffered a ruptured testicle at training and it's unclear when he will return.
>The gun midfielder received an accidental kick to the groin during the Magpies' session on Wednesday and was scheduled to undergo surgery that night.
BALLS OF STEELE NOT YOU TOO

lucky he wasn't deregistered tbqh

trialing new bunker review system at TWO GAMES before rolling it out IN FUCKING FINALS
the retardation of these clowns never ceases to amaze me

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give them the motivation to absolutely HEEM port allowing /crows/ entry into the 8

Remember the scene in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood where we watch a character watch a movie, with her bare feet front and centre, for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

WATCH A CHARACTER WATCH A MOVIE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

I'll never get over giving this POS movie 3 hours of my life

Up and at 'em

based fucking straffGOD, laying the tough love down at Tarantino's feet like a teenager asking for a day off

Adelaide's Rich Douglas is retiring end of season, it'd be a huge kek if Crows lose as it would make his end come sooner

Based AFL meddling in the Coniglio business trying to get him to stay at GWS

>aints get propped up by nearly as much cash as fold coast
Absolute state, Vic cull when?

fucking joke honestly. Can't wait for it to be as shit, if not worse than the old system

Cull the whole fucking comp
>Gil - gone
>aints, fullwogs - gone
>suns, gws, fred, poort - gone
>kangas down to tassie
>increase squads to 65
>double bench to 8
>12 teams
>22 rounds
>everyone home and away once
>one bye week mid year all teams have off
>top 5 final system where 1st get a bye week 1
This is how you could create the absolute best footy imo

get a load of this mong

You know i'm right faggot

Genuinely can't fault any of this tbqh

stop samefagging idiot

Get raped

>hurr let's cull SIX sources of revenue
>2 that haven't even met ROI (suns GWS)
>let's also spend money sending a shit team to tassie
>durr who cares about da players I want dem gone

kek put the pipe down mong

genuinely cant read any of this tbqh

Samefagging Gil apologist is a pretty grim gimmick.

>"Oh no my idea was proven stupid, better move those goal posts"

here's your one and only (You) stop projecting, I never said anything about keeping Gil. Now kill yourself so I don't have to read anymore meth induced "ideas"

19 teams, 18 rounds. You know it makes sense

>six shit teams that take more in charity then they bring in
>point proven with gc gws
>you're right about norf desu
>literally 12 players would lose their jobs with overall squad increases
you're seething hard over this for some reason lad
maybe support and actual team instead of a minnow next time

>he thinks ALL players would just say "lol ok I'll move clubs because the doors are shutting"

I can tell you're an irritable cunt IRL

>y-yuh support a minnow
I'm big brained iggs you absolute dolt, I want these teams around to THRASH for years to come, now your lunch break is over wagie, get back in your cagie.

lmao absolutely SEETHING lads
what a weird cunt

got him on a string lads

Elite strategy to grow the game overseas:
>20 teams divided into conferences
>clubs now only referred to as franchises
>zooper goals
>cheerleaders
>fireworks after every goal
>wildcard rule
>timeouts

based and gilpilled

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rope yourself kid fucker

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>ynr Zac Dawson
The David Luiz of footy

fuck I hated that cunt as much as I hated Scott Thornton, that worm followed Lyon over from St. Kilda as it's the only way he'd get a game.

But Dawson was useless offensively. The David Luiz of footy is Heritier Lumumba (formerly Harry O'Brien)

He was decent until he changed his name tho he was a bit of a brainlet with his possession, he was based in our premiership year

Just one more day of waging, hang in there m80s it'll all pay off

The Amazon is on fire!

Settle down buddy they haven't even got any major sales going on

It's coming along, only got an individual player's stats cleanly sorted from the JSON so I'll try expanding on it over the weekend. Bookies better start trembling

cream
dripping
off
it

For me it's the Basedmond TiGODS

Why do Hawks customers tend to think Franklin is theirs? 90% of his highlights are from the Swans, he'll be remembered primarily as a Swan etc.

the AFL is such a scummy organisation getting involved in player movement, they freely let Lynch go to the fucking tigers but now they're chucking a hissy fit over the possibility of Coniglio leaving the giants.

they can't have another franchise going down the shitter like Suns.

After tonight's match I shall be rooting for BASEDbane and, dare I say it, the Hawkroaches over the weekend.
t. Magpies wog

for me it's go bombers

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Go hawks!

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lol

the incel pedo richo

>bummers drop their only good players
grim stuff

resting because finals are a lock

Wasn't the pre-finals bye bought in specifically to stop this? Also wouldn't want to be instilling a losing attitude in a team as mentally weak is the Bombers.

then they get 2 weeks off.

Need multibro to post again so I can do the exact same bet

When the wagecucking hours are over I'll post m8, but odds of winning 2 in a row are bloody slim

Sounds like they're giving themselves six months off tbqh

i'm working on something to use for moneyball/draftkings
i'll post it here at some point if it's not a heap of shit

>Richardon joins Demons coaching panel
Goodwin is definitely on the outer, time to noose up

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>called goodwin
>badly loses
???

>loses games
>loses the respect of playing group
>loses his hair
God is cruel to those that associate with Deemongs

big one this week gents

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looks like hawks and north will be merged come 2025

*le throws stringer in the middle when essendone are losing and do nothing else tactically for the rest of the game*

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Will one of you useless cunts start a Friday night thread already? I know I’m not allowed to,

yes BSA, your wish is my command

migrate when ready lads

Might've gone overboard here, thinking the second one is the most likely

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Love you work turbo

this is the thread

>staking $77.50 on one multi
are you mad, cunt

/crows/ tßh

lol

All the favs are gonna win today except one, calling it now

lol

who getting drunk here? Nothing like drinking and watching the footy.

just drank some water after last nights goon sesh, don't have that queasy feeling anymore, time to start drinking and hopefully watch the hawks beat the iggs and then i'll watch the divegrass Liverpoo vs Arseanal later

based /afl/ Sunday thread, recycle this one methinks

Not a bad idea

this getting saged?

nm, must just be the mutts waking up and shitting the board up