What's the best meal for an athlete?

nuke the fucking chinks

looking at it makes me sick
im goin vegan lads

Fucking chinks, god I hate them so much. Gooks might eat dogs but fucking chinks revel in the suffering of an animal because it 'enhances the taste when they eat them'
Fuck chinks, I hope we nuke the whole of it.

SEETHING beta, TREMBLING infront of the chinese BVLL

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Fucking barbarians

I know this question is asked on a regular basis, but it bears further inquiry:

Are chinks even human?

no and as you can see they regular practice cannibalism

Bros if I raped her in retaliation would you get mad at me?

westernercucks on SHAMBLES, absolutely SEETHING

The CHINESE century is upon us

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Why is her chin so pointy

A lot of moon-faced gooks shave their jaws to look more like wypipo.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaw_reduction

wow what a fucking tiny brain. All the societies have some degenerate shit normal to them but vomit inducing to anybody else outside their society.

is an elephant an athlete?

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Once they're westernized their fine (second generation). Before that, no. Animals wearing skin.

What do you fight for?
A sack of potatoes and clean water?

Keep latching onto chinkoid garbage, it's all you got

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Tower of jaw shavings in KO-rea

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How do I get my pooper this loose?

>elephants are the smartest anim-

-als

excuse me sweetheart but having funerals doesn't make you intelligent if the after-party involves eating your own shit

this one

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Piña de la vaca

What insect and liquid??

leeches and beer

centipedes and hot oil. can only hope she gets a brain parasite

Nigga I'm gonna film it and give you a high five.

Fuck off, Chang. We're not gonna give you the recipe.

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It was a chicken.
Still abhorrent but not as bad as a baby turtle.

t. got cucked by Zhang's wang

Where are you getting your information? Because according to my eyes that thing looks and moves a lot like a turtle.

Wtf is going on? Why are the centipedes fucking EXPLODING

Saw the WebM about a week ago.
I was appalled by it and said as much since I thought it was a baby turtle.
A good Ausfag posted a link to an article which said it was a chicken.
I'm sure if you want to confirm, you could find it. I've no reason to lie about it.

Bruh..... da fug

I don't think you're lying, but I don't believe it. My eyes work and I can't even imagine how a chicken could ever look like that. It looks like a turtle.
Look at the stubby leg as it crawls forward. Exactly like a turtle does. Look at the head. It looks exactly like a turtle's head.

i could only stomach the first one

are these people just retarded and trying to get famous? who the fuck eats a live clam

I know exactly what you're saying because I felt very much the same but if you look at it again, there's a lot of meat there and while I'm not certain, I don't think a turtle would not look like that if it was skinned, or whatever the fuck they do to them.

centipedes, leeches, and gutter oil
youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

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Those are geoducks, a type of clam. If they taste like normal clams/mussels, fuck it I'd try

Reminder that along with the obvious moral aspect, veganism is better for your health and the planet.

Sorry I don't buy it. See those things behind it on the plate? Those are its legs. Here are some example turtle legs. Look familiar? It has feet. Do chicken feet look like that? No. I think you were fed a line and you're believing it instead of your eyes.

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Are you a vegan yourself? I know a few

Also look at its backbone in the webm. Have you never handled chicken meat before? That is NOT what a chicken's skeleton looks like. That'a a fucking turtle and nothing else

kill yourself

The taste is alright. They are relatively common over here on Vancouver Island. The crunch these things have is weird, though.

see, these people are going to kill themselves before war breaks out

just gotta play a strong d game and let nature take it's course

Well, the article was proof enough for me that it was a chicken and, not that it gave me peace of mind, but it did make me a little less contemptuous of the human race.
I don't want to scrutinize the clip again to make the case because it's shit regardless of what it is. In my mind though, I see the frame of that poor creature and see the upper thighs of a chicken as the turtle flippers and it's wings for the front flippers.

Uh huh. I don't care what you believe, but you should be more scrutinizing of what you see and what you read. Trust your fucking eyeballs man. To say that is a chicken is to say you don't know what a chicken looks like. If the backbone isn't enough, then I don't know what to say to you.

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wsslfm.iheart.com/featured/beth-bradley/content/2019-07-25-raw-chicken-crawls-off-a-womans-plate/

Here's a link to a article.
It appears there are several, as well as videos, that say it's a chicken

cum

Really? Some literally nothing article just says "it's a chicken" while in the link it is referred to as "mystery meat"? And you can SEE it's not a chicken? And that's not good enough? You're a lemming.

linked an article to one of your previous posts.

Do you eat it raw though? I'm in Montreal, but every year I visit family in Nova Scotia. Fried clams are the absolute goat over there, excluding lobster.

No, you don't eat it raw, you certainly don't eat it while it's still alive

a light boiling and the shell pops open and you can pull the tough skin off, but these incects are insane

I can't tell if you're autistic or trolling.
Regardless, you cannot make a compelling case based only on your opinion.
I give far more weight to a published article.

Different leaf here. There's this I just found online. The website is retarded and drags on, but I think they say it's a turtle

twentytwowords.com/man-finds-great-white-shark-carcass-abandoned-wildlife-park-2/

I don't even know what to say to you anymore. Can't make a compelling case? I've ONLY made a compelling case. Next time you're at Costco, buy a chicken, crack it open, and tell me it has bones that look like that. Fucking moron. You're one of the people that would have committed suicide during Orson Welles' War of the World's radio play.

Fuck, meant this:

twentytwowords.com/meat-appears-to-crawl-off-plate-and-leaves-diners-screaming/

stop seething lad

You can totally eat it raw and I have. The siphon is usually used for sashimi because it will get tough really fast if you cook it. The body is more forgiving and is often fried or in soups and such.

This seems to muddle the waters more than anything and just making a cursory scan of articles linked to the image of that thing, it seems like there are a wide range of opinions on what it actually is. I didn't realize this was a thing.

You're astoundingly stupid. You'd believe 2+2=5 if you read it somewhere.

Alright dude, I'm not invested in this back and forth anymore. I don't know what that fucking thing was and I'm not going to spend anymore time thinking about it. I choose to think it was a platypus now just to lay the matter to rest.

checked.
I think you're astonishingly intelligent.
So much so, in fact, that I believe you're wasting your talents on humbling me with your brilliance and should turn your attentions to fashioning yourself into the foremost internet expert on all matters of internet arcana and share your gifts with the world at large.

Yeah I’m a god damn genius with these things in my head called eyeballs. I can look outside, see that it’s raining, and determine that it indeed raining.
You would look outside, see that it’s raining, check the weather channel to confirm, see them report that it’s sunny, and determine that it is not raining.

But it’s not your fault. Very few people can be born with the massive intellect required to look at things and see that they’re there.

t. autist
t. butthurt, thin skinned narcissist

Guys, c'mon. Let's not fight like this. Us master race North Americans must stay united.

unironically kill yourself fartsniffer

That's a tortoise not a turtle and the picture you included of the feet are turtle feet. So which is it a turtle of a tortoise? Plus I don't think turtle meat is that pink

Got any videos where they fuck em

>implying eating ass isn't the highest form of intelligence

and we're getting shit for eating frog legs and snails with garlic butter lmao

snails are pretty good but frog legs are just alright

Thousands of years prior many subsects of Hindus chose to become vegetarian purely ethical reasons - a truly high level of empathy. I don't understand chinks, if you're going to eat meat don't let the animal suffer. Better yet don't eat it if you don't have to

A fellow gentleman of distinction.

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Things you learn: animals eat shit so their stomach develops the right bacteria or whatever for their diet

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Turtle, tortoise, I don’t give a fuck. It’s not chicken.

Should have came to America you idiot. You must have fell for the memes.

Trump was right

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>What's the best meal for an athlete?

Easy, only the finest dishes Mexican cuisine can offer

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They most definitely are, but people who get inside elephants are even more of a athlete

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can you get parasites from eating this?

disgusting

no wonder you people are so fat

you jelly bruh?

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looks revolting 2bh.

Sadly, I'd still eat that shit if it was in front of me and I'd bet dollars to donuts most people on here would too, including you.

Do Americans really do that?!?