UFC 241 LIVE from the Honda Center, Anaheim
MAIN CARD Daniel Cormier vs. Stipe Miocic at 265 lbs
Nate Diaz vs. Anthony Pettis at 170 lbs
Yoel Romero vs. Paulo Costa at 185 lbs
Sodiq Yusuff vs. Gabriel Benítez at 145 lbs
Derek Brunson vs. Ian Heinisch at 185 lbs
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August 18, 2019 - 02:22
anyone got a webm of the kick? i actually missed it
August 18, 2019 - 02:23
OOOOOOOOOOOOH HES HURT JOE
August 18, 2019 - 02:23
same, I was making this stupid thread
August 18, 2019 - 02:23
THIS BUM COULD NOT EVEN FINISH ELIAS
August 18, 2019 - 02:23
This guy only beat Shoeface because he kept grabbing the cage.
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
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August 18, 2019 - 02:24
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August 18, 2019 - 02:24
Call these threads heem you fucking retards.
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
That's what you get for trying to be helpful
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
>there are people who picked bumson
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
Bumson could barely beat Elias. He doesn't stand a chance against... you know... an actual fighter.
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
Oh shit some fried chicken would go great with this beer, dammit Zane.
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
>hold his leg >heinisch just pops him in the face while balancing on one foot
lmfao
August 18, 2019 - 02:24
I picked him because i think he can wrestlefuck him for 3 rounds hopefully
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
>mfw took a piss and was just in time for that kick
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August 18, 2019 - 02:25
>heem
YIKES
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August 18, 2019 - 02:25
This can't be the thread. It's not /heem/.
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
This is the type of crowd that Dana feared would riot after Khabib jumped the fence. What a fucking pussy
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
Those coffees aren't working
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August 18, 2019 - 02:25
>leddit with the cute girlfriend
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
HEEM threads are the generals you leaf
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
Man I hate this cunt so much.
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
>Henri Hooft corner advice Heinisch has won
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
my brain screamed at me heinisch but my heart told me bumson
August 18, 2019 - 02:25
Elias mentally flushed Bumson
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
I am not quite sure what my thought process was picking Bumson
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
tfw no friends to go to sports events with
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
WHITE BOYS WE NEED THIS WIN TO RECOVER
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
any acestreams?
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August 18, 2019 - 02:26
>this fight is hydrated by
kek wtf
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
did beltran cut his fucking beard???
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
This is kino
Better end in a heem though
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
he was worried about the daghestani freedom fighters who were there for that one fight
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
10-8 heinicht or whatever
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
why don't we have a /heem/ shirt wearer in the crowd?
August 18, 2019 - 02:26
>generals not matchthreads
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August 18, 2019 - 02:26
what the fuck was that stance by brunson when he got hit with that head kick lmao what a fucking can elias got cut for this
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
So far glad I picked against Bumson
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
game threads aren't titled /heem/, filthy 239er
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
this streams pretty ace Fritz
*pisses on you*
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
This. I want Valentina to heem her back to Invicta
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
White boys we're still in this!
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
i'll wear a bjpenn.com or a heem shirt when i'm at the Boston card
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
>nigger is gassed not surprised motherfuckas
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
Heinisch had a good start but I think he's gassed himself
He look really tired,
August 18, 2019 - 02:27
>running off caffeine rather then straight up adrenaline to see someone get foled
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
>kicking the extra muscle in the calf Learned that in prison eh
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
by wa'ah. Pure, clean wa'ah
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
LMAO ESPN+ is down. My friend who paid Dana I assume $69.99 can't see shit and I'm watching a perfect quality stream for free.
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
Is a cleft lip more likely to split than a normal lip?
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
might just be tucked into his shirt. Apparently thats what he does when he grapples
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
That would force me to turn in my Val H8r card.
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
so I used to find the acestreams in lebbit/mmastreams but they took it down. Is there a link to a reliable acestream somewhere?
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
I want Misato to smug at my small pp
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
oh no..
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August 18, 2019 - 02:28
Hooft is his striking coach, the same guy who turned a two org champion into a can who gets heemed in every fight
August 18, 2019 - 02:28
damn if brunson didnt start moving away at the last second that might have killed him
August 18, 2019 - 02:29
His hairline seems okay, mine is just like that.
August 18, 2019 - 02:29
can't believe this maybe bumson was elite all along
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
they'll never learn fucking brutal to be a manlet in 2019
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
whiteboi gonna get heemed
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
im looking for one as well
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
imagine being so short you can't even be seen over a desk. How can anybody respect fighters this small?
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
No but there is the Russian tube synchtube.ru /r /sptube
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
>triple C more like triple manlet
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
needs a bump from his stash
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
That better be proper 12
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August 18, 2019 - 02:30
Hope his division gets deleted
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
oh no why didn't i pick brunson
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
This nigga's balding makes me feel better about my own, and I'm bald as shit. He's ruined.
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
hes like a good 6 inches shorter than rogan jesus christ
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
QUick, get Heinisch some coke.
August 18, 2019 - 02:30
>finally after 3 cards, a good one >sleepy af
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August 18, 2019 - 02:31
MY PICKS JUSTED ONCE AGAIN IN THE 1ST
August 18, 2019 - 02:31
An user in last thread posted one with no sound apparently. Regular streams are fine these days unless you want 1080p.
August 18, 2019 - 02:31
I've been watching UFC for about 2 years now and Brunson looks LEGIT. This guy is on the up.
August 18, 2019 - 02:31
>literally has to get dana to set up dates with girls for him
absolutely pathetic, how does he not wish for death to take him in his sleep?
August 18, 2019 - 02:31
wake up right now
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August 18, 2019 - 02:31
Who is winning this fight?
August 18, 2019 - 02:31
Bumson is a decent gatekeeper. Beating up a coke dealer who has no stamina isn't much of an achievement
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
COME ONE HEINISCH THE WHITE MAN NEEDS THIS WIN
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
>Bumson was a good fighter all along What the FUCK
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
Who hangover here?
just woke up and did a big poo
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
This raises the question: Just how good was Elias?
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
Fucking BORING
next fight is a snoozer as well
fuck me what a waste of sleep
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
Aren't Joe Rogan and Dana White 5'6" already?
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
Brunson is winning, wiboy hasnt hit anything real since r1
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
BRUNSON YUSUFF ROMERO PETTIS DC
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August 18, 2019 - 02:32
i didn't take ya petrol mate fuck off ya dog
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
based coby
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August 18, 2019 - 02:32
He's some Indian from Smellbourne who keeps messaging me to send him dick pics
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
Based Bumson Fucking kill this panic wrestling after every time he gets hit faggot
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
based Colby reving the crowd with his presence
August 18, 2019 - 02:32
wake up old man, it's all over
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August 18, 2019 - 02:33
PICKS HEEMED BY THE 1ST FIGHT AGAIN
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August 18, 2019 - 02:33
i think rogan is 5'8'', still a manlet, but cejudo looks like a literal midget next to him and dana
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
Is Econobrunson a contender? He actually fought 10 full minutes without going super ham.
>UFC stops showing the fight just to show Colby for 5 minutes Based and rentfreepilled.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:33
shit fight, going to wait for the last 3 fights.
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
>boos are for colby covington in MAGA hat
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
You suck
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August 18, 2019 - 02:33
Fun fact: despite all the seething he seems to generate, Colby couldn't draw a dime if you gave him a pen and paper.
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
I thought they were booing the fight or replays, it's just Colby.
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
Colby living rent free in everybodies head. Getting the chants even just being a spectator.
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
S E E T H I N G reddit crowd based colby
August 18, 2019 - 02:33
BASED COLBY WORKING THE MARKS INTO A SEETHING SHOOT
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
"i'd rather taste ya left than that piss"
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
based redpilled colby shitting on the dumb mark commiefornians
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Us, the consumers of this high quality product.
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Why is Anaheim so anti-Colbs?
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
no more streams m8 im all pissed out
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
COLBY LITERALLY WALKS INTO THE VENUE AND ALREADY GIVES MORE EXCITEMENT THAN THE FIGHTS
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
COMMIEFORNIANS WORKED INTO A SHOOT
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
>Picking during the fight based
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August 18, 2019 - 02:34
>spontaneous "colby sucks" chant lmaoooo
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
>the weird autist with waifusm for trump in the crowd
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
BASED COLBY triggering all the redditors
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August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Why don't they have respect for the country they are coming to? I mean minimum wage is god tier compared to what they are worth back home. And we have toilets too.
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
COLBY'S HERE
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August 18, 2019 - 02:34
>wonder what the booing is about >it's fucking Colby
kek
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Lmao based Colby revving the spergs
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
thats why I don't mind being 5'8. Sure it's short but it could be worse like 5'3.
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Colby "Dimes" Covington working the marks into a seething shoot
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August 18, 2019 - 02:34
lol, whole arena worked by Colby
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
>"COLBY SUCKS!"
Imagine being this buttblasted.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Colby with real good head movement on the entrance there Joe
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Colby standing there for 5 seconds was more entertaining than this fight
Holy fuck these chants now. Colby is so god damn based and I'm not even a MAGA tard
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
kek
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August 18, 2019 - 02:34
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SOURCE
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
BASED Colby has spics SEETHING
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Did Schaub really kill a the streams?
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
colby has kurt angle heat kek
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
Heinish has some ridiculous balance. Too bad he's not that great other than that.
August 18, 2019 - 02:34
>the mere fact of supporting trump gets you public hate How did he even win the election?
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
Will there ever be a porno of Colby and Megan? He needs to up his heel persona and riding Olivi is a good start.
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
colby's act is actually working the marks absolutely based
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
>COLBY SUCKS
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August 18, 2019 - 02:35
Imagine being so desperate for attention
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
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August 18, 2019 - 02:35
if only colby's fights were a tenth as exciting as that entrance
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
Good taste lad
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August 18, 2019 - 02:35
>Trunk Color Why not just put skin color am i right?
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
>things that have never been said about Proper Swill
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
Colby not even fighting tonight still on everyone's mind Colby is from Northern Cali where we aren't faggy like SoCal
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
yeah, i mean cajudo is like 5'3'', so its mega manlet mode. he makes joe and dana look big
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
bumson vs elias was better than this
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
>talk shit about Matt Hughes >Colby finally gets the heat he so desperately wants really hoping he just paid a bunch of people to start that chant, would be kind of sad to see his lame shtick working
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
Ian's corner is fucking insufferable. If I were him I'd disassociate with them
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
>tfw the people who can't find streams actually got outsmarted by Schaub
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August 18, 2019 - 02:35
>checks flag >South America
Pathetic.
August 18, 2019 - 02:35
COLBY ROCKS
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August 18, 2019 - 02:36
Heinisch heem'd my picks with his cleft lip
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
it's called a "silent majority" for a reason
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
I haven't paid attention to UFC in a while, why do people hate Colby
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
The most over ufc fighter today,synchtube.ru /r /sptube
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
who /blazed/ here
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August 18, 2019 - 02:36
Colby's so cringe and a literal who but the responses is always funny for the 5 seconds it lasts.
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
To me Colby has X-Pac heat, its go away heat not I hate you heat
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
He's working a MAGA gimmick.
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
95% of his supporters are broke and stupid, they cant afford a ufc event
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
He didn't even do anything, literally just a spectator. He is the hero of welterweight
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
>literally just sitting in the audience >desperate for attention
For sure Colby is living rent free in your head
August 18, 2019 - 02:36
>schaub getting anything taken down aside from a mainstream subreddit, the depths of his internet prowess.
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
this white boy is getting his ass hit
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
Boutta do some dabs homie
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
We all know you're gonna pay to watch him, don't deny it.
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
Anaheim worked into a seething shoot
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
Heinisch game plan: >land a headkick in the first few seconds >......
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
>throw anything >immediately drop hands and wobble forward
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
this white dude just sucks
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
Slopfight as expected 30-30 send them both to Dana's Contender Series
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
I get the feeling that most of the people who hate him hate him because his shit is so manufactured and forced.
August 18, 2019 - 02:37
Well done Brunson. Actually lasted 13 minutes before his gas tank hit 0. Nice win for him.
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
it is, Bowmore 12
you couldn't knock me off a bar stool let alone office chair bum
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
Dude is a beast. Cope harder fuckstain.
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
He's a heel now. UFC is borderline WWE outside of the octagon.
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
>Bumson heeming my picks this early
Not fair
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
>FUCK YOU COLBY chants R E N T F R E E
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
He buried ur country then did the maga gimmick and is approaching mega dimes status
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
Colby just standing in the crowd is more entertaining than this fight
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
where is the link you faggots?
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August 18, 2019 - 02:38
high as fuck off of some Nightmare Cookies indica, my guy
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
Because they are in Commiefornia
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
>picks heem'd in the first fight of the night
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August 18, 2019 - 02:38
MAGA hat wearer which is auto-heat but he turned his gimmick into a shoot
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
That's fucking wrong though. Also nobody really disliked xpac, i hate that term
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
BRUNSON DID A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT >BRUNSON DID A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BRUNSON DID A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT >BRUNSON DID A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT
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August 18, 2019 - 02:38
About to have a blue dream
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
being weirdly reckless at the end, like damn if you are that gassed dont even throw
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
I cant believe this mandrama shit colbys been doing is actually working.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:38
all this basedboys triggered, this is great
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August 18, 2019 - 02:38
>7/8 fights have gone to decision yeah, this gay shit ain't for me
August 18, 2019 - 02:38
According to the numbers no one pays to see Colby lean on niggas for 5 rounds and then stumble over his rehearsed speech.
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
Both these bums are trash and don't belong in the UFC
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
So if Brunson is actually good does that mean Adesanya is actually good?
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
Where's schlube going to get his free streams from now
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
Colby wearing a MAGA cap in northwest Mexico
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
Colby straight up wore out that bitch.
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
>Looks good >I'll give it a read >Mari something something
Who the fuck is this?
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August 18, 2019 - 02:39
lol whenever i see marc raimondi i remember that joke about bullfrog fucking a mongoloid and i cant stop myself from chuckling that media row is the most unathletic looking bunch of bent out of shape horrible people
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August 18, 2019 - 02:39
Can someone explain the Matt Hughes train comment? Srs
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
HAHA BUMSON FUCKING WIT DA HATERS
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
New UFC product idea: Dana White's Loser Leaves Town Series Two fighters on the verge of getting cut get one last chance at a 2 fight contract but they have to show how much they want it
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
>literal reddit t shirt in the crowd >worked into a shoot by BASED colby uh yeah im thinking commiefornia is CRINGE
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August 18, 2019 - 02:39
It's what we get for falling for the BLACKED meme.
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
>derek baldson
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August 18, 2019 - 02:39
Dimeless weirdo literally no one outside of mma forums knows the name of.
August 18, 2019 - 02:39
The man punched by Conor McGregor after refusing to taste his whiskey told him: “I don’t want to drink that s**t.”
The shocking video seems to show the UFC star punching an elderly drinker in the head after he declined a shot of his whiskey. Dramatic footage shows McGregor greeting people sitting by the counter of Dublin’s Marble Arch pub on April 6. The Crumlin fighter, holding a bottle of his own brand Proper No. Twelve whiskey, puts glasses down on the bar including one for the man.
But the drinker lifts the glass away and sets it down forcefully on the counter. McGregor stares at the man before setting another glass in front of him. But the man again moves it away and puts it on the counter, shooing McGregor away with his hand. McGregor pours three drinks and clinks glasses with his aquaintances. Then raises his left arm, seeming to flex his muscles, before stepping back and punching the man on the side of his head.
The multimillionaire fighter is dragged away as the victim remains on his stool, much to the shock of staff.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:39
2-1 Ian He won the first and last/
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
this. the last round was fucking pathetic. if you dont have stamina for all 3 rounds then get the fuck out
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
Bakuretsu Fusen (Denkichi)] Mugen Kairou
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
Joe sucking Bronson's dick all fight.
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
>be me >fighting scary black man >head kick him > 2 rounds later >putting my whole heart in to get the win >hear booing >people more interested in something outside the cage >turns out to be for stripped interim champ who just """beat""" on old man
Why even fight
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
Everybody, let's boo this boring fight
Boooooooooooooo
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
this should have been on the prelims
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
Black vs White+Mexican tally for tonight
Black - 1 White - 0
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
2012 called, they want their boring weed strains back faggot
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
CROWD HIJACKING THE SHOW REEEEE
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August 18, 2019 - 02:40
Colby taking over the biggest event of the year.
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
Colby has won the story 3 weeks in a row now
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
>lost my parlay on the first fight to decision
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August 18, 2019 - 02:40
props to Brunson, good performance
i know
Nah, Brunson fought like a literal brainlet in that fight, only recently changed camps. The Gastelum fight showed Adesanya is actually good though
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
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August 18, 2019 - 02:40
this was a moral victory for us white boys
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
I want a Latina gf so fucking bad
August 18, 2019 - 02:40
already watching from one swedcuck just need some more as backup loaded up
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
lol get a diaper your ass bleedin
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
Wow, worst card since last week.
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
What a load of shit unanimous
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
>it is, Bowmore 12 dude Bowmore is one of my favorite Scotch distilleries. just right now Im sipping some Bowmore 15
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
us lads
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
whats his haircut called?
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
His vehicle was hit by a train at a crossing and it was suggested it was a suicide attempt
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
What a limp dick little cuck, based old man
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
>he doesn't know
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
COLBY SUCKS COLBY SUCKS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
so the old man took the punch and just sat there? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA deep breath BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
this card sucks ass so bad
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
>not going full sativa
its almost like you want to be a brainlet
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
Heeminder: if you don't like Colby you're a cazzie
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
ctrl+f dimp shit
ctrl+f ".com" to look for a link in thread not in thread? ctrl+f "ufc" in catalog, and ctrl+f ".com" in the previous threads
there's always a link. you just need to have a brain bigger than an acorn
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August 18, 2019 - 02:41
BASED RETARD JUDGES SAVING MY PICKS
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
might as well add a 1 one to the white/mexican tally for diaz v pettis
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
were the judges listening to the commentary? Brunson lost the last round robbery
August 18, 2019 - 02:41
fuck gotta step out for 40 minutes will i make it back for yoel
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Hughes got hit by a train and somehow didn't get permaheemed
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August 18, 2019 - 02:42
shout outs to dominique cruise
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
the absolute state of this """card"""
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
>Brunson >Yoel >DC Who will Joe pick as his bull tonight? So many options.
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
She’s from the rebuilds. Also she’s either asuka’s mom or daughter there’s a theory for both.
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
>henry hoof >this is dedication for them >shoutout dominique cruz CTE
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Brunson beats a hairlip nobody. Impressive.
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
???? what did Heinisch even do lmao
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Latinas love white men more than their own kind. They beg for white dick like nobodies business.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:42
>lumping Chadstizos with wh*tes
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
I love Diaz can't believe he's finally fighting again, at the same time I kind of want Chad Pettis to win so I never have to hear about how amazing Diaz is and how he's never lost and all that.
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
I havent been to sp in some time what tf is the heem meme
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Shaq.....holy fuck wouldn't you be pissed if you bought the seat behind him
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Nigga looks like Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Why the fuck are these literally who manletweights on the main card? Why was Sandhagen/Asscow on the prelims?
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
that seems like a robbery but i wasnt watching that close
how you feel /heem/
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August 18, 2019 - 02:42
I'll have to avoid that one sadly, only 1 of 4 at least.
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
I've been watching since UFC 3 and Colby is the worst fighter on the roster ever
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
Jow just wants to drop to his knees and suck his cock. guy loves black men like a kardashian.
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
what has been the story of the night so far
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
DAMN THIS CAR AD JSUT SAY NIGGA
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
pressured and punched him while brunson ran backwards "looking relaxed"
August 18, 2019 - 02:42
white people
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August 18, 2019 - 02:43
Brunson won for sure - good fight by him, controlled, landed his shots, stuffed attempts, cruised to victory
August 18, 2019 - 02:43
this, kek
i feel shameless but i'll take it
August 18, 2019 - 02:43
cancelled his wrestling and out boxed him.
August 18, 2019 - 02:43
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August 18, 2019 - 02:43
Max is here
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August 18, 2019 - 02:43
where's cornette to bury the fuck out of this magatard
August 18, 2019 - 02:43
Holy shit lads it just hit me that there are 3 utterly Kino fights on tonight wew laddy I'm excited
August 18, 2019 - 02:43
>Also she’s either asuka’s mom or daughter No thanks...
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August 18, 2019 - 02:43
>liking diaz or pettis at all bin yourself
August 18, 2019 - 02:43
Mmmm, seething cucks don't wanna mess with them.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:44
when stipe loses its gonna be chaos
August 18, 2019 - 02:44
He's real likeable, wish he'd beat Holloway.
August 18, 2019 - 02:44
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August 18, 2019 - 02:44
he was bobbing and weaving lol
August 18, 2019 - 02:44
They love it, ive slept with more latinas than white women because they are so easy to read and are very obvious when they are into you.
August 18, 2019 - 02:44
If you're at least 5'4" you should be fighting at heavyweight, no fucking excuses. Weight classes other than HW and openweight are for faggots that whine about "fairness" because they aren't good enough.
August 18, 2019 - 02:44
one fight into the main card and only ONE finish so far tonight. What the fuck happened to the UFC?
August 18, 2019 - 02:44
>next 4 fights >$800 parlay anxiety setting in
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August 18, 2019 - 02:44
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August 18, 2019 - 02:45
>tfw want to see Cormier win and retire >tfw want to see Stipe get back on the horse and succeed again I don't want either guy to lose anons. I'm going to be sad either way.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:45
Are these british ads or Australian ads, I can't fucking tell.
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
I don't know if I can stay awake for the heem hat-trick. I'm slowly closing heavy eyelids. My brain is heeming me internally.
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
Stalin's ghost is deeply disappointed that you're not mainlining vodka and krokodil into your carotid artery as we speak, Dmitri.
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
He's a roiding mutt, glad he got his face turned into an eggplant.
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
the last time I got perfect picks was 217 so I'm pretty confident about this. Great start.
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
si como no
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August 18, 2019 - 02:45
Based Eva niggas up in here.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:45
>Look at the top of his head
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
I can't believe I picked Yoel instead of Costa. I am so regretting this.
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
I love fucking your country's women
August 18, 2019 - 02:45
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE KHABIB
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August 18, 2019 - 02:46
yoel, its not even close between those three.
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
>1 more fight until nattybowl
Baste
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
how long until dusahmedjinn "allah" poirajamanapalahamhajiahmajad forces a FAT shiek style shit down kummar the kuffar's infidel throat?
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
How many pounds will Khabib miss weight by?
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Costa is harnessing the power of the heem. He will literally kill Romero in the octagon.
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Yeah i was wondering if anyone elses got heemed
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
this 242 promo has me... pumped up!
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
It’s eva you should already know the dumb shit you’re getting into.
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Anaheim isn't Trump country?
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
As a latino I can confirm this. My gf heart stops every time she sees a white guy in public.
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
insta thot instagram.com /zeynepguvenn /
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August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Only towards a premature death.
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
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August 18, 2019 - 02:46
The amount of niggers and pakis on british ads is disgusting.
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
It actually feels kinda weird to see him back since he and his brother have been MIA for so long
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
In that pic I like:
>Game of Thrones a lot actually, will read the books soon
>Reddit hate the overall culture but a few subs are fine and very useful, specially if you're teaching yourself something
>Rick and Morty it's just a good show
>TYT not in general but I like Jimmy Dore specifically
>Blacked it's particularly well shot for porn, and every now and then just seeing a massive dick ruin a chick is good. not really a fetish of mine though.
>Che Guevara anyone who acts like he's not at the very least an interesting figure is just being hypocritical. if he had joined a cause aligned with your political views instead you'd definitely love him. also his writings are good.
everything else is shit. am I onions?
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Get your bets in while you can. You’ve been Freedom’d
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August 18, 2019 - 02:46
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August 18, 2019 - 02:46
also feeling the energy of the heem gods right now
August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Are there anons here who have watched UFC/MMA for years? like 5-10+?
Can you tell me; has the frequency of heems dropped and decisions increased? or is it still more or less the same?
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August 18, 2019 - 02:46
Same. Though, I pick Stipe, because I want to see Dana's red mug.
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
enjoy it lad. i don't want them
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
Hope Misato wins the Shinjibowl in 4.0 desu senpai
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August 18, 2019 - 02:47
don't understand brainlets who say this our accents sound nothing alike
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
JUST ATE MY P3 PROTEIN PACK. FEELING THE PULSE OF PROTEIN DIGESTING RIGHT NOW. CRACKED OPEN A MODELO (ALWAYS HAD A HARD TIME WITH THAT FOIL WHAT'S UP WITH THAT MEXICANS?) AND SPEED RUSHED MY TOYO TYRES BECAUSE MY TREAD ON MY EXISTING TOYOS IS RUNNING A LITTLE LOW (SHOUTOUT TO THE LINCOLN COIN TEST) FIRE UP ESPN+ ORDERED THAT PPV AND RELAX AND WATCHING SOME FIGHTS ON MY 1080P (THAT'S HD FOR YOU NON TECH SAVYS) FULL SCREEN FLAT SCREEN TV
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
Nope turns out I'm devestated because I heemed my picks by picking a scrub first tbqh
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
>Mcgooby crackhead status dishing out lefts to old men >Poirier Interim champ living his best life with his thicccc wife all is right with the world
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August 18, 2019 - 02:47
22 DAYS UNTIL DIARRHEABIB TAKES A FAT SAUDI SHEIKH STYLE SHIT TAKEN DOWN HIS THROAT BY DUBTSIN POOPIER
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
He should shave it all, his balding almost cost him the story.
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
El Americano, senores y senoras.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:47
>Barboza vs Felder again
I hope Felder got a better cup.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:47
thank you for your service
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
Imagine thinking Max isn't on epo.
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
synchtube.ru /r /sptube
70 peeps in here. Get in now before its too crowded
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
i remember when this fraud got lit up by bootleg lyoto, rofl romero will send him to hell, cap
August 18, 2019 - 02:47
>enjoy your Green Crack
it's like you want to smoke nothing but shit
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
What's the best buy manager doing in the UFC backstage???
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
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August 18, 2019 - 02:48
Derek Brunson with that affirmative action minority decision win
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
history of roids, cutbabby, massively exposed in standup fighting, big undeserved push, and is currently ducking the entire FW roster
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
Asuka won Eva but Rei won the story and will win the rebuild.
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August 18, 2019 - 02:48
dat filename tho
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August 18, 2019 - 02:48
A decade ago, UFC fighter Brian Ortega was given a choice by his coach, James Luhrsen, to keep fighting on the street or fight for gold and his community.
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
Kill yourself for even replying like this you blatant redditnigger fag
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
t. Virgin who hasn't left his flyover state
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
>no cain >no rockhold >no khabib
why doesnt he have any friends bros
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
Brazil is only good for big booty bitches
August 18, 2019 - 02:48
can see her nipples actively becoming stiff. How hard did she ride him that night?
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
Brunson battled through adversity to get that win
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
This post is literally the gayest thing that ever happened on the internet. You should feel terrible.
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
being shook doesn't impact how you fight
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
Based helpful aussie! SETHIG BRIT KEK
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
Why does this guy speak like Andy Kaufman?
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
I listen to richard spencer and i think brunson clearly won
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
he kinda looks like a faggot, if you trim your eyebrows you're 100% a homosexual
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
WTF I'm in the Yang Gang now. Based.
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
Quick give me my 1k neetbux so I can put 500 each on pettis and cormier
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
brazil is a dump they're all filthy animals
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
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August 18, 2019 - 02:49
All of them are flushed or busy raping kids.
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
Any Euro bros around? If so are you a Yoel Bro?
Americans, do not reply to this post. Thank you.
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
We're talking multiple 10-8 rounds here
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
It's going to really suck when khabib wrecks porier's shit and retires. Mudslimes will always have him as their one like whites have marciano.
August 18, 2019 - 02:49
I thought Canada had it bad but this is insane
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
you're about to get butt fucked by china, get kneeling right now
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
Im actually Dmitry, but ve don't frink vodka for a while, we just sell it arround and drink beer, wines and (some pervs like me) Scotch or (the biggest faggs) bourbon.
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
>Not posting streams
Here is your (you) Spend it well
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
Forreal João wtf are you doing?
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
lmao this beaner is gonna get raped
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
we can pronounce t's unlike you for some reason
> Bri'ish
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
>Pettis
Yang confirmed for mega cazzie
bet the house on Trump
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
I shouldn't have stayed up lads I'm bored and tired. Starting to care less about seeing Stipe slap the bald off DC.
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
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Got a big kek from me user
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
Give me a nice boy from Galway anyday.
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
When did megan olivi become an npc with random events
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
Nope, some gray text pops up at the bottom of screen though
August 18, 2019 - 02:50
Yeah you can actually understand Aussies
August 18, 2019 - 02:51
Hoping for a 1st round KO so we can start the real fights bros
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August 18, 2019 - 02:51
>not finding a stream with no British commercials.
August 18, 2019 - 02:51
>747 followers
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August 18, 2019 - 02:51
>POWER who /ye/ here?
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August 18, 2019 - 02:51
I hate Brazilians so god damn much. Hope you get murdered in broad daylight soon.
August 18, 2019 - 02:51
Imagine being so poor that you can't spare $60 for some fights
August 18, 2019 - 02:52
They hate Colby because you're a filthy animal.
August 18, 2019 - 02:52
i would cum just by rubbing my cock on her ass how do high dht uncuts have sex
August 18, 2019 - 02:52
There's more fags in dublin
August 18, 2019 - 02:52
>You rack disciprine? Have thousan dorra!
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August 18, 2019 - 02:52
have a badd ass weekend baby
August 18, 2019 - 02:53
is that the song of an anime opening or what
August 18, 2019 - 02:53
wtf is going on with his stomach
August 18, 2019 - 02:53
He's not an American though
August 18, 2019 - 02:53
Wonder Middle-aged Man appears to be starting a fight companion on his youtube channel
August 18, 2019 - 02:54
even Megan never uses one, does she?
August 18, 2019 - 02:54
WISH ME LUCK MOTHER FUCKAZ I GOT 3 POWERBALL TICKETS QUADS CONFIRMS IT
August 18, 2019 - 02:54
Are you serious? One 3 round fight took an hour? Why does it take so long for another fight to start?
August 18, 2019 - 02:54
I thought the guy next to Chuck was supposed to be Shac
August 18, 2019 - 02:54
So Cal is gonna be pissed when the beaner gets ko'd
August 18, 2019 - 02:54
It's doing the white guy smile
August 18, 2019 - 02:55
They all find him annoying
August 18, 2019 - 02:55
Think I will root for the Mexican
August 18, 2019 - 02:56
>this niggers whole family is becoming US citizens
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
August 18, 2019 - 02:56
this one won't be long eh
August 18, 2019 - 02:57
HE'S OUT, HE'S OUT! STOP THE FIGHT, STOP THE FIGHT!
August 18, 2019 - 02:58
ALWAYS BET ON THE BLACK GUYS!!!!!
I LOVE BEEING MELENATED!!!
August 18, 2019 - 03:01
Black vs White+Mexican tally for tonight
Black - 2 White - 0
August 18, 2019 - 03:01
BLACKS ALWAYS WIN
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August 18, 2019 - 03:02
dead fucking thread you're all faggots jannies are you watchin
August 18, 2019 - 03:03
Yoel's trainer has the best mustache I've ever seen hands down
August 18, 2019 - 03:04
Real fights are nearly here lads.
August 18, 2019 - 03:05
IT IS HEEM DAY TODEY DON'T FORGE PEAPO
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August 18, 2019 - 03:05
Zhang looks like a beast
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING
August 18, 2019 - 03:05
He thinks I'm an insect girlslaughing.png
August 18, 2019 - 03:07
HOW DO YOU HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT AND A CHIN LIKE THAT? ITS NOT FAIR
August 18, 2019 - 03:23
Yoel won that fight. Don't quote me.
August 18, 2019 - 03:39