/mlb/-A E S T H E T I C edition

Between the shit pitchers, the rinky dink park, the veterans I'm tired of watching, and all the mutts, yeah it's way up there. At least Ellsbury hasn't shown his face.

>Edition
Reminder, these threads are made by Autistro.
Do not let him infest /mlb/ with his cancer again

Still hasn't win one yet, and also he gonna get grand slammed tomorrow by Machaddie and get assblasted by the Daddies. Cap this shit.

who the fuck is that? an imaginary friend?

>A E S T H E T I C edition

Houspie in the house

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>no hyphens in the filename
I think we're safe lad.

Eloy Jimenez will have the most home runs on the entire team at the end of the season.

who the fuck is houspie? Im definitely not that guy.

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>seanie doos
>nattie doos

Going to be fucking hilarious when the Philthies don't get pitching again in the off season and instead sign literally no one except literal who's thanks to 330 million dollar 0-4 strikeout man.

WAIT THE NATS BLEW A 3 RUN LEAD AGAIN?

>22 innings against the worst team in the mlb
>1 (one) (uno) run
>rasy

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JUST

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Still got fleeced by the Mest when you could of gotten something better by simply giving up your prospects who were bound to bust in the majors roflmao.

Cody Bellinger’s nickname isn’t Cody B (like Cardi B) like the fuck

We literally gave up nothing to get him what are you talking about

It's tough to get guys to come to hitters parks unless you pay them the most money, and usually by a lot. New York and Boston have a bit of an advantage there because of money and the cities themselves. I would add the Cubs, but really Wrigley isn't anywhere near the hitters park it used to be. I think it's actually the second deepest park at the lines.

>all the mutts
fuck off /pol/tard, this team is loveable as heck. the next man up shit this year has been amazing. The younger guys are cute. The vets are gritty. Its a great team.

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>seanie doos

is sean doolittle the worst closer not named edwin diaz?

>fleeced

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You still took on his shitty contract, and you could of gotten like 2-3 better pitchers than him had your cowardly ownership man up the fact they could of simply traded away the farm since they were all going to be bust in the majors. Especially your pitching prospects for the past 6 years lol

Also just to remind you, the best pitching prospect before Nola when it came to Majors was Cole Hamels 14 years ago.

They are mutants who will be exposed hard against real pitching staffs.

Still better than most of the Phillies former starters in relief action.

tfw the Mest fleeced the Philthies to nab themselves their potential second coming of Mike Piazza

Oblivion aesthetic

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>Be Philthies
>forget you need actual pitchers to win games.

>22 y/o mutant ninja yankees

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Harper's contract is going to be infinitely less Harmful than Arrieta's or Robertson's contract. And there's a lot of quality arms available in the offseason. I'm sure one will come for the money. Maybe not Cole, since he seems like the kind of guy that would go to the Yankees or Dodgers, but someone is there.

Have the Phillies lost a single trade involving a big name prospect since the 2006 Gavin Floyd trade? The only person who became anything from the Amaro trades was Domingo Santana, and he's a bench piece on good teams. Kilome became literal org filler, and while Sixto is still a prospect, they did get the literal, undeniable best catcher in baseball for him.

And no shit our player development is a fucking dumpster fire. Why do you think we keep calling for them to clean house? Right now the only prospects that have a shot in the next two years are Bohm, who looks an awful lot like a big time player, and Spencer Howard, who if he keeps it up will be a solid pitcher.

Yeah, I'm sure that .377 Slugging percentage is going to play great for that Piazza claim

It's genuinely embarrassing watching people pretend these guys hitting 319 ft pop out home runs against the Orioles are some super elite squad. The AL is so unbelievably bad.

>we
>our

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kek philthies

>doggie doos

>Having so few arguments you instantly resort to >We posting
I accept your concession that the Phillies absolutely fleeced the Mest by making the Mets literally pay the Phillies to upgrade their staff

>SEWERS
LOLOLOLOL

The Grand Wizard about to blow it again

>sewie doos

A FUCKING PHARMACY

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>HADER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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God damn Hader's been awful these past couple months

LMAO

>HADER

>gaysconsin

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Harpers is worse than both since there is still 12 years left while both Arrieta and Robertsons contracts will expire after the next seasons conclusion. Also you dont have the money to sign actual pitching that can win 10 plus starts.

Considering a lot of players you traded off got better with the teams who got them while the players you got in return degraded like milk. Also that Hunter Pence trade was some true fuckery considering you gave up so much for him, and only to trade him off a year and a half later, and he won two WS with the Giants.

Knowing that city, the pitcher going to be a sleeper agent like Daniel Jones and blow the minor leagues out of the water.

Also Double A means fucking nothing when it comes to *solid* and Howard/Bohm will be exposed in Triple A come next year.

we play the orioles 19 times a season. we're 41 games over .500. we dont get to pick who we play, but we win the games we have to. your argument is invalid.

going to be almost impossible to prevent a walk off here. so many ways for a run to squeak over. also
>getting beat by robles
shamefur

>HADER
>SEWERS
>HADER
>SEWERS
>HADER
>SEWERS
>HADER
>SEWERS
>HADER
>SEWERS

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The AL is awful. Almost completely top to bottom. The only teams that have a shot against literally anyone who comes out of the NL is Houston or Oakland.

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>Catcher
fixed that

Harper's contract is not worse because Harper is a very good player who is producing.

I'll remember all you pathetic rats. Listed.

>doggie doos

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It is when it comes to overtime. He's already peaked and will be downhill from here. You also forget another player with a similar, yet not as retarded contract. That player was named Ryan Howard.

>NL > AL
>perennial NL Champs LA Dodgers can't take a WS off an AL team ever

lmao ok mate go pad your pitching stats against some #PITCHERSWHORAKE plebbit shit

Ryan Howard was not a similar player to Harper.

What the fuck went wrong for hader?

Are you actually a Yankee fan? Like are you actually watching these games? Have you ever watched baseball in previous seasons? The quality of play and competition is atrocious.

How the fuck did the sewers make it to the NLCS last year?!? They're horrible!

>nl
That's why. They lost to the fucking doyers, that's embarrassing.

No fucking way is Hader getting out of this. Its impossible, he fucking sucks.

But he is. Both were strictly power hitters (Except Harper can run), both strike out a fuck ton, and both were given retarded contracts for their times. Harper longterm will make Howard's contract look like merciful death in comparison when it comes to must need pieces to get into the playoffs. Which wont be a thing for you guys for a very very long time. Just pray Realmuto wont want to be overpaid

Suck on that idiots

lol he might

because the brewers had a good bullpen that didnt dissolve to shit, and their offense was insane. They should've invested in starters but they instead felt its better to use their meme bullpen ala tampa bay and oakland

By that I mean Harper's contract will be the bane of your existance long term when it comes to signing key players. Also near impossible to buy it out unless you tank for an entire season.

I watch every game. I talk to fags like you ever day who think the yanks suck. it's not a new thing-literally everyone in the league is obsessed with us and "hating us". your bullshit doesnt phase me.

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Fuck you nats, you were suppose to win right there.

lel the barfs and the doggie doos are maybe the only ninny league teams that wouldn't get swept by the fucking rays

lol he did

APOLOGIZE

>tie up game
>bases loaded
>0 outs
>can't walk-off

kek nast kek

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Why? The Nats are retarded with the bats, swinging at pitches way out of zone like the idiots they are.

Hey there

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why are you people still watching baseball? Quit wasting your time and money if your team isn't the Yankees. We have the best record in baseball. New York is better than you at everything

Just admit Hader is elite you hater.

You aight white boi.

doesn't have the clutch gene like BRYCE

Did the Doyers really get shut down by the Braves god-awful bullpen? Two days after getting walloped by the worst team in the NL, allowing their atrocious bottom-feeding offense to score thirteen runs.

yeah not taking it
hader would be elite if he didnt give up so many home runs :)

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He still blew the save you know.

Bryce has no clutch gene. It's just teams like the Cusb have shit relief pitching genes.

Harper is a quality OF. He was also 26 when the contract was given, not 32 with two years still left to go on an original one. They aren't similar players. They just aren't. Ryan Howard didn't become a regular in the majors until he was 25 after Thome fucked his back. He had literally two seasons in his career where he ran a walk rate like Bryce is running this year, which is actually a ~3-4% drop from Harper's best [which he's done a couple times].

Howard was worth 19.5 rWAR if we don't count when he started putting up negative seasons. Harper is pushing 30 rWAR, half way to the HoF, at the same age Howard was when he first broke camp with the big league team.

But now he can get the win

You may think I'm trolling but I'm not. Nobody can beat the Yankees in a 3 game series much less 5 or 7. Just stop watching baseball. Quit wasting your time and money on it. Season's over. 28

There isn't a single NL team that is currently in it, apart from maybe the Phillies, that wouldn't shred this Yankees team. The Mets rotation would embarrass them.

>they did get the literal, undeniable best catcher in baseball
>barely even got into the all star game and only got in out of pity from the league
Meanwhile Sixto is scorching the earth when it comes minor leagues.

I could argue with you, but the yankees are NOT impressing me. You can beat the shit out of the orioles, but when you have to play the twins or indians in a 5 game set, you could be fucked with that rotation. Maybe stroman would've been nice eh :^)

>he thinks any pitching staff can beat the yankees

you realize the rays are number 1 in ERA yet the Yankees have a home run derby against them every game right?

I'm a Yankees fan, moron. The AL is bad this year it's not even funny. Teams like Baltimore and Toronto aren't even putting AAA quality on the field and that's just in the division. KC and Detroit should be ashamed.

Then why did they the pirates today? Keep making shitty excuses.

Is that Cleveland has shat the bed the last 2 games against us? NO ONE can beat us at Yankee Stadium. Twins pitching is garbage too. They can't even hold an 8-2 lead against our lineup. Season's over. Quit wasting your time and money on teams not named the Yankees

LOL you guys are assuming the stankees will even GET to the WS. They won't even get past the Astros in the ALCS.

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bait
also bait

The real gigabrain choice of winning the AL is oakland

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Still though Harper's contract going to haunt your team for years when it comes to time for key pieces in a do or die playoff situation. Also to make things worse for you... you still have to deal with Herrera's big payday at the end of the season in a non void contract situation. So yeah you are fucked either way.

>This false flagger

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Some Yankee fan you are. Go cheer for the queer Mets while we win 28 and lost only 42 games this year. Funny how Rivera is number 42 and got in the HOF unanimously

Can someone please explain to me why Bryce Harper and Manny Machado both received 300 million dollar contracts?

Correct. The only teams in the AL with a real shot are the Astros and Oakland. Every other AL "contender" plays in an embarrassing division.

The whole of the NL Central are all worse than any team in the AL. They're all just feeding off of each other to stay around .500, but they'd all be Detroits if they were in any other division.

Kek doggie doos

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>poorats
Even the smug birds would of booty blasted the poorats. Also you still lost the game to them yesterday roflmao

>4.5 games behind the Yankees
>choked the last 3 days in Oakland
>thinks they can win at Yankee Stadium
>thinks they can beat the Yankees without homefield

texans are this retarded

>your team
I'm not a Phillies fan. I'm not the guy you were originally arguing with. I wish my team would have signed Harper.

Yankees offense is the best of all time and their pitching is good enough. Sabathia is retiring a champion.

The Yankees have the best record against teams over .500 to be fair. So that weak division argument isn't very valid. Especially considering The Ray's have the best pitching staff in the Majors and Boston has the 2nd most runs scored. The rotation worries me though I admit.

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I really like oakland. Theyre a gritty team that has both power in home runs, but can grind out a win with small ball the next day. also their rotation isnt amazing, but their pen is able to hold teams down very well. matt chapman is a lowkey great player
not saying houston is good. Their issues are clear with their road record, but that offense is still nasty.

And take on the 330 million dollar strike out meme? Yeah I think not unless your team is the Yankees or the Doggie doos. Both fucked off for doing that retarded shit

>gnats
>philthy
>doggie doos

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this stankee team has over 80 wins because their lineup and bullpen more than make up for the atrocious starters. they have the third best run diff in baseball. it's delusional to think "lol AL is bad because yankees don't have starting pitching kek", especially when all these horribly mediocre NL wildcard contenders all have coddled starters who haven't faced a full lineup yet.

competitive =/= good. NL is competitive and dogshit year to year, same way the atlantic league or a drunken hobo fight is competitive

Can't wait to see that stankee pitching get OBLITERATED in the postseason.

I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

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>red sux
>good

our rotation has no problems. With how alpha our offense is, anyone can start and be effective.

>Toronto aren't even putting AAA quality on the field
bo bichette, vladdy jr, and co are good

Guys is Aquino legit? All he does is hit dingers.

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Gnats going to win their game fuckface. But you are right about the other two teams, especially the Philthies with that kind of pitching roflmao

Why would I care about how much money he makes? I don't buy tickets to watch the owner own. I'll take the guaranteed 100 walks and 30 homers every time.

Yeah they only scored 722 runs so far. They're awful.

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good, but they are still a few years away. I think that they all will have good careers in toronto
Your rotation has MANY problems. Tanaka isnt consistent, you have paxton who has been shifty all year, severino is somewhere, CC is old as fuck, and chad green got shelled out on his last start.
This actually, but their pen is still iffy. Chapmeme can be exposed

He hits the ball hard, you can't fake that. The question is how he adapts to when the data shows his weak spots and pitchers all know it. That takes time. Same with Yordan Alvarez.

Brewers finna bouta go on a rally

toronto would be a wildcard team in the NL kek. whoever wins the wildcard and the central are promptly getting swept

>Based Oakland Athletics win AL
This is the year, folks.

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>I wish my team would of signed Harper
Either troll or outright brainlet/who's fan

Please do A bros

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aquino could do that, since the reds DESPERATELY need a power hitter given vottos season so far. He can adapt if he gets the proper coaching
or they can surprise. I wont count out anyone should they make it, since its playoffs: anything is possible. Just look at 2014 and every MLB writing jizzing about a gnats angels world series

And Philthies continue to seethe more when they do win the AL and wish they never left Philthy

I don't think it has much to do with coaching, or else the ability to adapt would be more common than it is. Consistency among hitters is a real rarity.

well, remember trevor story? yeah me neither

Remember Rhys?

chapmeme is a meme, but they have almost an entire win over the next best bullpen according to fangraphs (stankees 6.2 WAR, Rays 5.3). that's with them getting buttblasted by the injuns, betances not having pitched an inning, and a few of the others not playing to projections

this is more proof that the yankees win IN SPITE of their pitching

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they basically have a three headed monster with ottavino, kahnle and chapman, which can rival some really good pens we have seen. If the yankees offense is fully healthy, then shit

good game Doyers

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Who? You mean the Larry of the three stooges of overrated mediocrity?

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it's always possible, but the braves and dodgers are the only teams in the league without any real weaknesses. I only really expect the nats to have a chance but now their closer is falling to pieces

best teams of the 21st century

1. Red Sox: 4 rings
2. Giants: 3 rings
3. Cardinalsl: 2 rings
4. Three-way tie: Yankees, Astros and Phillies with 1 ring and 2 world series appearances
5. Six-way tie: Diamondbacks, Angels, Marlins, White Sox, Royals, Cubs
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>9001. Doyers

Both of them have a common weakness. And that's playoff time, and sub-par bullpens.

Story is very good, just not the "oh god this rookie is breaking records every day" he was in his first few weeks. I'd be over the moon to have a prospect turn out to be Story on my team. Although Aquino doesn't play as important a position so his bat definitely needs to be better than Story's.

Can't believe Greene struck out the side.

Philthies win was a fluke since the Red Sox would of booty blasted them 4-1 hadn't they kept constantly smelling their own farts of overconfidence until it was too late via game 7 against the Rays.

well, the dodgers issue is the fucking bullpen, and braves its more known. If the mets offense wasnt PAINFULLY SUBPAR, then they could've nabbed two games from atlanta and one soley from their bullpen being garbage.

the real question is: how many MLB writers will be suckers for teams like LA or houston
he is, and has fit in well after tulo had left the rockies. but aquino is a fucking monster. The reds are a scary looking team next season should they keep it up with their pitching and tweek their offense. My suggestion: hire kevin long, hes a miracle maker

barfs pen is shit but the doyers' is merely middling, and they're not that sub-par when you consider that aside from the cards the entire NL has pretty shit bullpens

>Braves have no weakness
>2/3 starting outfielders out until at least mid September
>starting SS injured
>dog shit bullpen
>foltymemewicz

Has there been any sort of analytical study into the impact of hitting coaches? I have little personal experience in watching the difference between them because my team is fucking retarded and keeps the same one despite perennially being one of the worst offenses in baseball.

The doyers bullpen isn't that atrocious as it seems, it's magnified by how good the rest of the team is. They also have the 3rd least amount of innings tossed by relievers in the majors so it's not as big a concern for them

But both have a tendency showing their true colors come playoff times. Barves getting 4-0ed while the Doggie doos getting progressively worse each WS appearance. Also spoiler alert, Yankess win vs Doggie doos 4-1

they did lose urias, and when you lose urias, who can be a very impactful arm for you in the bullpen, then thats an issue you dont want

today's reds throwbacks were fucking awesome

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>croatia in charge of opinions on the national pastime
You don't actually understand what you're watching.

Rhys=Larry
Carson=Curly
Bryce=Moe
The three mediocre's!

Since you're Croation, you might not understand that starters are going to move into the bullpen once the postseason starts.

relative to the holes other teams have, they're not that fucked aside from the bullpen. the top of their order is ridiculous, they have one good starter and two other at least half decent ones (something most teams would kill for), and swanson will be back before the end of the month. markakis and riley aren't exactly mike trout and mookie betts either

12 LET'S HEAR IT FOR INNING NUMBER 12

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come here and suck my dick, I read more about baseball daily than you do in a week

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Nick=Shemp
Nate=Joe
Cody/Clayton/Josh=Curly Joe

Baseball contracts are pretty fucked, I think the massive contract bubble will be bursting sometime in the next decade

Position player pitching alert

Alex Avila in for the Sneks against the Giants, but they're only down by 5

stating the obvious. regardless, they're better positioned at a world series run than anyone else in the NL, which is to say we get to watch them choke three world series in a row

For me it’s the Colorado Rockies baseball club

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it's going to be interesting to see the numbers guys put up when they stop pretending they didn't fuck with the ball and change it back.

i don't buy the "less drag" white wash articles that have been put out or the "centered pill" shit. the simplest way to juice a ball is to wind it tighter. telling everyone that it's still wool and cork doesn't actually tell anyone anything.

I feel like it's far more likely they just continue to pretend they didn't do anything and never change it back.

He's has to be autistic

How can one tell if a someone is a good fielder? Clutch catches are cool, but how do we know if that fielder should have instead been right on the ball and it being clutch means he chose a bad position?

That's not Mychal Givens.

He was good, he's just totally overworked

G Y R O S

GG Sneks

Giants go for the 4-game sweep tomorrow

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there's no perfect way of doing it, but there are some metrics out there that can give some insight on that

sabr.org/research/measuring-defense-entering-zones-fielding-statistics

Riley won't start in the playoffs if both Inciarte and Markakis are both ready by then. Although its likely only one will be back and its possible neither would be very good in their immediate returns

>running on Victor Robles

ISHYGDDT

>whos

Manfred straight up admitted the ball was different but still within their very loose specifications. He also said studies show people like home runs and strikeouts, apparently unaware that people also like apple pie and pussy juice but not having it forcibly smeared onto their faces at every waking moment. He's the commissioner at a time when baseball isn't really declining but struggling to capture young audiences while other sports grow. He's hell bent on being the dude to make it big by selling it as a home run derby with a two hour runtime for zoomers and after the baseball gods smite him down he will absolutely burn in hell

this
Baseball will always, always, always have an audience; it doesn't need to be changed. No new rules need to be put into effect

He's doing a pretty terrible job at shortening the game too. Times are back up to now the second longest in history, just barely behind 2017.

home run derby slows the game down.

>he doesn’t like apple pie and pussy juice forcibly smeared onto his face at every waking moment.
faggot

Who in the world could have known that increasing offense would lengthen games in a sport that only progresses when offense is successfully prevented???

What a head scratcher!!!

Don't forget the eventual 25 game season and one game world series.

If zoomies don’t like the game now they’ll grow on it. Fortnite can only last so long for them

>sewers

Good fucking lord brewers what is your problem

>Don't forget the eventual 25 game season and one game world series

I can see it too. Pitch clocks AND shorten the season by like 60 games. There will be riots, he can't keep getting away with it

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I wouldn't mind a pitch clock. A lot of the extra time in games is coming from guys standing around adjusting shit after every pitch. Apparently Marwin Gonzalez is the most egregious offender and I have no idea how baseball tolerates that. Guy is almost a nobody.

this brewers nats game is the best worst or worst best game of the year

have to wring out every single pitcher the Gnats have

am I a bad fan if I'm pulling for the Nats to just lose this thing already?

You're a bad fan for rooting for the gnats period.

Yes, just stop watching it. But
this is the best answer

Let's continue!

LOL

>sewers

THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES

lmao

Nationals losing again.

Good game, Brewers.

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see you again in 12 hours

great game but i never want to experience it again

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What a meme way to end a meme game

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you lot are like little baby

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So I did the Philthies math on contracts that aged poorly.
>Arrieta= $75M
>McCutchen= $50M
>Herrera= $30.5M
>Robertson=$23M
>Hunter=$18M
>Neshek=$16.25M
If you count that all up. (if you count McCutchen), that's about $212.75M in pure dead money(wasted). And if you want to add Harper here just because... thats about 542.75 million fucking dollars wasted just to get into 4th place.

youtube.com/watch?v=6IdnQCYEUh8

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!!

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all it took was him to make it all done! Conglaturation Philthies, you fucked yourselves and help my Braves secure a instant playoff future for the next half decade! Get fucked!

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Is Klentak dare I say /our/ guy Braves bros?

That's what happens when you sign dinosaur aged players (not Herrera) into guaranteed contracts like those. The fuck were the Phillies thinking or mean by these?

I dunno him and Van Wagenen seem to be competing for it, seriously the Cano trade may be one of the worst trades this decade

>MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE KEK MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE!!!
You are being traced

For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers.

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Imagine making fun of people

>Arrieta
is a locker room cancer and outright lied to the Phillies ownership on multiple occasions including his signing when he had health issues.
>McCutchen
Most likeable guy on here, but also he's old shit and getting paid that kind of money is retarded in itself, plus knowing ACL he's pretty much fucked when it comes to being a clutch/good hitter.
>Herrera
Mediocre trash who decided to nigg out on his girlfriend, and decided to pay her to keep her mouth shut in court so they drop the case and can split the big pay day themselves come December. and thus fucking the Phillies out of him being released before it happens.
>Robertson
Was good 10 years ago, and decided to hold out in his surgery to the point he will be being paid all 23 of his guaranteed for sitting on the bench for the rest of next season. (Genuis for him, but scumbag move and again fucking the Phillies over) Yankee culture since 09
>Hunter/Neshek
Both are old as shit and both decided to play the minor injury card for the majority of each of their stints, and both like Arrieta are locker room cancers.

Bonus round!

>Harper
Will be the sole reason why they can't afford actual starters who can manage 10 plus wins per season, and as well as other important key position players.

Overall the Phillies honestly deserve this fate the moment they signed both MacPhail ( Notable alumni for fucking the smugbirds over for the next decade), and no question Klentak (So unproven shadiness not even the Angels wanted anything do with him when he was being interviewed by them) and dispite the years of tanking and the 2015-2016 power hour shitshow, the first thing he did as GM and the reward for such shitshow was picking...Mickey Moniak. A player who probably never live up to his potential (Maybe not even star in a Majors ever), but the reason he was drafted according to Klentak was, *He would benefit and cost the least should he reach the majors at his projected potential*

So yes, they are fucked

for me, its cartoons and baseball

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Difference is Van Wagenen will be fired after this season, and Klentak will remain and even get raise for his emergency Charlie Manuel button.

>Will be the sole reason why they can't afford actual starters who can manage 10 plus wins per season, and as well as other important key position players.
It's Philadelphia, not Tampa. They have money.

refer to

I don't think Cholly was Klentak's idea.

I'd like to think it was Middleton's idea, but knowing that system. It had to be Klentak, or even MacPhail's idea. Regardless Cholly is gone after this season since the man has only so many year's left in him.

It's Philly. They have money.

>It's Philly. They have money.
>Spending nearly half a billion dollars which roughly at minimum 375 of it being pure dead money.
They have enough money to just basically extend Realmuto alone this rate, and that's about it.

meant to reply to

>Arrieta
>Darvish finally becomes Elite
>The rest of the team goes to shit

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>Arrieta has always been a fraud that dodge a lot of thing's (including PED usage). Must be a shame when most of the Cubs playoff wins were illegitimate because the MLB was so god damn focus into hoping the Cubs finally break the century old curse to even look into it until after it concluded.

>Small black text
Just give the sum since too damn tired to read all of that from such a small angle when it comes to eye squinting

Yanks

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Cry moar.

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>That payroll
>Most of it is complete waste of money
Pure Yikes

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>94861170
>Reddit frog poster

He's going to be told in his deathbed the Cubs WS win was 1/5th was cheated on.

It's the Phillies actual payroll, taken out to 2023 [arbitration not included]. They are at $149.7M this year, project to $110.3M guaranteed next year. They have their CBT number higher this year at $192M and at $132M for next season.

F the haters, you do you schwarbro

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>Reddit
>Frog Poster
Pick one Redditor wearing a Yea Forums mask

>He doesn't know reddit co-opted pepe in 2015 because of /r9k/
As expected of a newfag like yourself to be ignorant of history.

>tfw you replied to the wrong post
Oof

How dare you doubt the power of pure distilled pilates administered in syringe form!

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>he thinks other websites can co-opt anything from MY Yea Forums
get off MY Yea Forums
it clearly isn't yours

>Pepe claimed to be created by Reddit
>Claimed by Yea Forums years later
>Gritty is created
>Claimed by Reddit in response to Pepe being claimed
Excuse me what?

>Strawman
>More straw!
>More straw!!!
Your desperation is pathetic redditor.

Your desperation into calling other anons redditors when yourself are an obvious redditor is actually more pathetic. Pepe was never your's and will remain a Yea Forums icon. Go back to worshiping Gritty you cringelord.

Pure onions right here

ad hominems non sequiturs tu quoques and.....strawmans?

>the big bad reddit stole our frog
>i-i couldn't protect him from being taken!
>now i hate that fuckin frog!
>don't post that frog or i'll get so mad!

>No reddit! You're the redditor!
Cry moar redditor. Anyone who's actually been around here knows you're a fraud and pepe has been a normalfag and reddit symbol for ages.

Ouch, fake Yea Forums purist guy on suicide watch over his reddit-colored view of how Yea Forums works

WTF I said onions

mwuhuhuahahuhauhauahuahuahhahaahuhauha

youtube.com/watch?v=XBv0D3k1fsA

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>Pepe
>Reddit icon
And you are going to say Antifa shit like Gritty is an alt right icon

Nice samefag

mwuhwuhahauhaahua

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Why are you evading the topic redditor?
Also why are you being antithetical to chan culture? You'd know how if you were actually from here.

>Obvious troll trying to get people banned on here for trying to post any right wing pepe images by spouting Reddit bulltshit

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How would you know that, unless you were banned doing it, because you're a retarded redditor?

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Question is why are you calling people Redditors when yourself are one? We all know Redditors can’t meme for shit and it shows from you being here right now and failing from it.

Everything about 2016 was a fucking mistake.

*ahem*
let me just let out a scuba

>Have to deal with cancer for years who constantly come to your site and shit up everything.
>HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
That's like saying you need to go to Boston to know Red Sox fans when they come to New York to shit things up all the time.
Cry moar.

>Doesn’t know about rule 1
Yeah you just exposed yourself.

Because if you were a true user as you claimto be and not a redditor. You would of read the rules coming on here genius.

And you dodge the question yourself now. Congrats hypocrite

>They don't know what that rule apply to.
>They don't know what the rule applied to.
As expected of newfags.
Keep crying Reddit frog posters.

I get the feeling these (redditor's) are all the same person. *Both* are unfunny and need to fuck off from here.

this dude is fucking assblasted kek

Keep dodging the throw outs like Neo there fucko. You are just exposing yourself more by doing that

who do you think it is inspector?

Only you

Why are you deflecting so much?
Why are you so upset over being called out for your cancer?

I say its about 85 percent chance it's one guy, and then 15 percent just two fucking retards who are both cringe as fuck either way

I don’t know, why do you talk to yourself?

what fanbase? is it a regular? I think we're getting closer to the truth

What did he mean by this?

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Cardinals

My guess it's either Doggie doos, Scuba Keks, or >Mest. My money it's >Mest

hey I'm not involved dawg

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Inspector calls for more evidence for your innocence!

Biggest flash in the pans this decade:

1. Bryce Harper
2. Kris Bryant
3. Aaron Judge
4. Matt Harvey
5. Blake Snell
6. Yasiel Puig
7. Trevor Bauer
8. Stephen Strasburg
9. Dellin Betances
10. Manny Machado

this is me

meant for

Hmmm, gonna need another pic like to consult this further. It might take several post for you to do it. But shouldn't be too hard right? Not saying don't believe you, but need to take safety measures for this kind of autism spewing here late at night.

Manny Machado is great

>and i fucking hate that spic faggot

>Bauer, Strasburg, Machado, Harper, Bryant
No.
>Snell
He seems fine.
>Judge, Puig, Harvey
Okay.
>Betances
Why is a reliever even on this list?

Reminder that reddit is not welcome here.

Dare I say we got our answer that it was indeed one person all along? Least it was one Redditor and now two of them.

understood completely inspector, I'm glad to be of service

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ERG HAS BEEN SITED!!

I agree, but you are still here so please leave

Uh oh, guess I spoke too soon!

Something in the back of my mindtells me this isn't ERG. Maybe it's some subconscious inconsistencies in posting style.I can't put a finger on it. It appears that we have another monster..

Daily reminder that Mike Trout is literally better than Harper and Machado put together.

This will indeed trigger the Redditors, and especially to the average Scuba Kek.

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so you would rather have mike trout than machado and harper for the same price?

And he will be the reason why the Angels can't get good pitchers or supporting cast. It's like finding 50 tons worth of gold, but you have no tools to get it off the ground

Or this one for >Mests

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Not him, but a rich enough team would be smart to do so, if they could also stick a productive player in the infield.

Yes. Putting 9-10 wins in one roster spot is better than putting 7-8 in two.

Perhaps even Doggie doo.... wait don't!!!!!!!!

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this is terrifying

It has nothing to do with Trout. It's the refusal to spend through the Pujols failure and a passive aggressive tact because the owner wants to move to Long Beach.

Reddit is invading /mlb/!

Not saying Machado and Harper are worth what they're paid, btw, because that makes what Trout is worth unrealistically high.

Still not enough to fix the team or their problems. Pitchers gonna want 130 plus million, and they need say about 2-3 starting pitchers, plus the Realmuto extension to boot

angels should've just supplied pujols with a ped with low detect-ability rate so he could have broken every record and his contract wouldn't' have been a waste

Nah just you

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>Pitchers gonna want 130 plus million
There's only one guy who will command that [actually much, much more] and it's not going to be paid out in one year. You understand that, right? It's an annual budget thing.

Still doesn't help you overpaid for Trout a year and a half earlier than you should. He probably would of asked for less too since he clearly *loves* playing over there.

The redditor is seething he had his frog spam has been called out!

I think he's actually the worst aging all-time great ever. It's why I think the conspiracy theory that he's 2-3 years older than listed is true.

You also forget we are entering a world where 3 retards broke the contract records and will only get worse for here. All the most note worthy pitchers that can muster 10 wins at minimum will be asking for over 130 million, and just spread it out by increments of 25-30 million per year.

>you overpaid
I'm not the Angels and I'm not a fan. If a team can't fit a player at a price within their budget, they don't sign the player. Spare me the owner propaganda.

>spam
Your own whining every time anyone posts some old pepe they've had on their hard drive for years (originally downloaded from Yea Forums btw) outnumbers any other individual poster's posts, spammer

>Pepe images triggers the Redditor further by continuing to post about saying all Pepe's are Reddit tier despite being on almost all Yea Forums threads including this one.
Seethe more Reddit

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The spammer is furious he's been called out out!
Look at this ranting and raving!

Yep, he still has 3 years left on his contract he wants to fulfill. It seems 20-25 is a nice pace for him so he could break ruth's record by the time he retires. He really needs to have another season similar to his 2015 campaign. What I don't get is how he's still this bad with the juiced balls though, you would think he would be able to at least hit 30 with all of his plate appearances

>Poor reddit newfag cant even tell who is who anymore and think's all are the same person on an user website like Yea Forums
Holy hell either you are a shitty troll or autistic as fuck for seething over something like a fucking Pepe image.

>He doesn't know Yea Forums is a reddit tier board.
LOL, silly redditor. Anything swarming with normalfags is a reddit.
Try and post one on Yea Forums and see how long it lasts :3

He should simply be released. He's been completely worthless for 3 years now.

really I'd like to see him play 4-5 more years with the possibility of breaking the all time. When he's close, pitchers are just going to serve him the ball anyways, and he could just hop on with a rebuilding team

The redditor is biblically ass blasted now!

The only reason he's still playing is because the Angels refuse to do what's best for their team and cut him, largely because they aren't a serious organization and Pujols is the owner's mistake. If he were released, no other team would pick up the phone. Albert is a very sad compiler, going out uglier than Rose or Ichiro ever did.

Only you were assblasted by assblasting and talking to yourself for the past hour. Then autistic virgins like yourself are known for shit like that

>Reverts to calling anything on Yea Forums Reddit tier board
We did it boys. We broke the Reddit NPC spot into a paradox like state.

>NPC
>/pol/ppet detected

Yeah of course, he should just do peds at this point. That's literally all it would take for him to hit 55+ HRs a year

>I'm not assblasted, YOU'RE ass blasted.
LMAO at your life

>The redditor is claiming he's not reddit by claiming everyone else is reddit.
The logic of the redditor.

>Calling themselves out for being Reddit for an entire literal hour
>Sees the word NPC and calls them /pol/ppet
Yeah think we got ourselves a broken Reddit bot who still can't meme for shit and refuses to shut down.
We get it, you are assblased and announcing all 4 people in this thread. Might want to lurk somewhere else for your unfunny memes. Maybe then you will get the attention your Autism requires.

Go to bed user. You are drunk and talking to yourself

No, he should be cut. He's not a major league baseball player anymore and neither the 700 home run or 700 doubles club should be cheapened by him. It's bad enough he's wormed into the 3000 hit club after the 2017 season he put up.

Can we get a new thread without this retard(s) in it so (they) can continue to talk to themselves into their sleep?

i was trying to read on whether or not the phillies have money and out of nowhere the thread just sinkholes lmao

To make it short, half a billion wasted, so you to decide.

>Redditor in full damage control

I mean just compare the stats of guys that haven't been accused of taking peds and guys that haven't. It's literally the difference between retirement and being in your prime. I think he would have broken it long ago if he decided to take it. Also I think if the cardinals don't end up making the ploffs this year or next year then there's a possibility they rebuild and he'd probably (I know cardinals are the least likely team to do that) be welcome back on a rebuilding club for a brief period
what? I posted this his 2017-2018 campaigns are pathetic, this one's a bit of a step above it. I can't really blame the guy for aging when he doesn't have the advantage that other 700 HR or doubles people had

Pepe make ya seeth?

Just don't reply to him, and pray to god he will be gone soon.
No idea, but hope they will do something to that management of theirs in the offseason all thing's considered since it's been almost 5 years of this shit.

>Pepe is reddit
>Dont post Pepe images on here as it triggers my autism.
Guess better cave into that shall we?

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Big leap of faith assuming Pujols never used PEDs. No team will waste a roster spot on Pujols. I don't know why you keep suggesting it.

>this one's a bit of a step above it.
No, it isn't. 30 pts of OPS is noise.

What better way to prove your reddit cred than posting rare pepes

Rebuilding teams don't give a shit who they sign as long as they fill a spot. When they have the farm to replace him, they will. I'm not assuming he didn't his first half of the career, but it's obvious he's not using them now.

>Pepe is reddit and you are a reddit tard for posting them
>Pepe make ya seethe?
Which is it? I get it's 4channel now, but this right here makes undecided fans on who to root for more tolerable.

and 62 points over his 2017

>Rebuilding teams don't give a shit who they sign
Yes, they do. They want young players or guys who can be traded for prospects at the deadline. No one will waste a roster spot on Pujols. I don't know why you keep suggesting it.

>Literal two-faced brainlet

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More reddit memes inbound!

>Nonstop autism two-faced fuckery inbound!

If you're this new, just excuse yourself from the discussion

PEDs won't fix his mangled legs/feet.

Seethe more samefag

Fucking kill me

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More reddit butthurt inbound!

>signing a 41 year old ichiro
>bringing back a 38 year old ken griffey jr
>trading for 37 year old robinson cano (after he was exposed)

Wrigley owns ya

Or you can go back home to reddit and continue your autistic ranting to yourself since no one fucking cares about you or your shit self discussions as you can see from these

What the fuck's a PAW?

More self inflicted butthurt inbound

pawnee, indiana

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When new /mlb/ thread?

The redditor is furious!

Don’t worry niggers
I won

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So Illinois finally annexed Indiana.
It's about damn time.

In this brave new world where reddit controls the way people think about things on Yea Forums, whenever you want! Go ahead, make one!

>The Redditor continues to spam furiously to himself!

>The redditor continues to play damage control
>He no longer spams reddit images because he's been exposed

Griffey is a bit different since he didn't get years of being a below average player before he was told to go home. I already included Ichiro upthread in with Pujols as a compiler. The Cano thing is interesting because I don't think there's any other organization other than the Mets who would have made that deal just like I don't think any other organization but the Angels would let this farce keep going this long.

This raises more questions than answers you disgusting phone poster.

I post my disdain for pictures of frogs on Yea Forums using the convenient reddit mobile app

The redditor continues to reply to himself, calling himself names, and spams the 3 user populated /mlb/ thread.

Holy fuck dude you are still doing this shit? Glad you will be gone for the next three days so we don’t have to deal with same fagging idiot who sucks at trolling.

>cano no
kek. I dont think compilers are ever gonna stop being a thing as long as they are near milestones. Some owners care more about the brand than the actual field of play, and milestone watching sells tickets.

this is psychotic

>Imagine spending over half a billion just to do worse than last year.
What did they mean by this?

>milestone watching sells tickets.
I don't think it does really, not much anymore. Not enough to offset all the tickets that don't get sold if the team sucks. No one is going to care if Cano hits more HR at 2B than Jeff Kent and that was before he got popped for roids.

What was even the point of this reddit autism? Did the actual discussion going on offend you or something? That was more autistic than what usually goes on here.

eh for cano I can't see it, but assuming the angels never pull the trigger on Pujols and he nears 700 I think it's another monster entirely. I guess I got spoiled watching the home run races growing up and just want to see something like it again but even if it were to happen, it'll literally just be a geriatric player limping in.

Sometimes after a long day of work a nigga just has to hate on old Yea Forums memes

What is even the point of this spamming towards yourself? Did the concept of anons pointing your out for your bullshit autism attention seeking offend you or something? You two facing from the concept of images of pepe like going it's reddit to, *does pepe make ya seethe?* is as autistic as you get, and you wont shut the fuck up about it, and hadn't for almost 2 fucking hours.

>old
lol

that's literally the first post I made about it, faggot

Continues to samefag

So you admit to talking to yourself for the past 2 hours, and letting your inner autism out via flooding the thread with your bullshit. Least you admit to your cringy autistic self replying post floodings.

Not in the cockmongler sense, but in the "makes newfags so mad" sense

You honestly have to wonder about how this guy erased all those years Pepe was all over this site if he wasn't a literal reddit tourist from after the Trump election

Would you care to explain this to the class then?

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Nothing will ever catch the magic of Sosa vs McGwire and Bonds' race to 71/756. Unless the stars align and Trout stays healthy all the way to 763.

Yet you yourself are a newfag, or just autistic as fuck for flooding the thread with non /mlb/ pepe is reddit/pepe images make ya seethe garbage.

What don't you understand? Do you even know why they have Yea Forums fanclubs on that shit site? Because the shit that starts here fascinates them over there. I think you have some kind of backwards logic distorting your understanding of the Yea Forums-reddit dynamic.

Makes me wonder what triggers this dood more between Pepe or Gritty. This dood be seething regardless.

Sosa and McGwire was the race, Bonds was a response

So you admit there's an invasion and they took it for themselves.
If you were an actual oldfag, you'd know the ramifications of this.

Quit playing rape victim, nothing that happens on reddit has ever mattered here except to you

We may see a Sosa vs Bonds like race though since it seems more players are hitting more home runs, may be hard to get two people in the 60s at the same time though. The Bellinger/ Yelich race is pretty interesting since they're neck and neck this year at least. Has nothing on the others though.

>Reddit isn't here
>Reddit isn't a threat
>Just ignore the cancer they've been spreading for years
No

Or you are the invader posing as an oldfag and calling actual oldfags invaders to hide your Reddit ways. take it to Yea Forums girls. This is an /mlb/ thread.

*slashes his way to a 74 home run season*

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>This is an /mlb/ thread.
Post anime girls then.

Your choice, pussy

Keep your eyes open for whatever they steal from us next and update us all on what shouldn't get posted here anymore. I mean it, stay focused on that job. We're depending on you.

>Post anime girls then.
Ill do you one and show you what you really are behind that mask!

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The redditor fears the samurai!

Baseball media is definitely going to try hard to make any potential "race to 62" seem like a huge deal whenever it happens. I dunno if I'm gonna buy into it.

Only Scubas keks, Doggie doos, and sometimes even >Mest post anime girls, and I'm not any of those three. So no

Shame on you

>the redditor fears the exposure to himself when confronted.
>the redditor responds by calling others the redditors once more since bad programming and lack of funny memes.
Literally you for the past 2 and a half hours. Come up with something new and original, because your programming is low tech.

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they have 21 to go then, probably not happening

It's already lost, best not use them unless you want to be branded as one. Or are you one already? Yes you are.

No one gives a shit about Bellinger and Yelich because the balls are juiced and everyone knows it. The only reason Sosa vs McGwire got hype was because we didn't know they were roiding. If that came out, no one would have given a shit.
It's hard to be hyped about something that's rigged.

Come watch some koshien with us. Last game of quarter finals starts in half hour or so

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>The redditor is STILL seething and forcing the 'memes' his 'best' and 'brightest' from reddit 'created'
LOL

See, I told you Doggie doos are one of the three anime posters.

hi kumiko doyer

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>best not use them unless you want to be branded as one
By one guy, you. Yeah lads, I think we're safe.

>The redditor continues to not create original and funny memes, and once again calls others redditor's as programmed.
Pottery

>The redditor is seething that nothing he creates is orgiianl, or good.

Good evening cyclops, watch koshien

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The Redditor continues to try to use the same unfunny meme, and calling others redditors. This pleases the reddit bot since it's all he can do as he lacks the programming to properly meme. The redditor also glitched out and misspelled original and says *orgiianl* because it's in need of maintenance
That means go do bed Reddit boy.

sorry my guy, gotta be up early today sadly. next time.

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>The redditor is still in damage control and tries to forces his memes.

Uh oh guys he’s glitching out!

The reddit is running out of excuses

>The redditor continues to spout the same unfunny meme once more to continue to spread it's programmed message around a practically dead thread. He continues to not realize he is a shitter at memes, and cannot process humor as only Yea Forums user knows only a redditor cannot differentiate between what's actually funny, and what's pure funny cringe.

>The redditor continues to be in full damage control

The redditor is all one person. And no one cares about it

I love Rize.

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the redditor continues to call others redditors and saying they are full damage control, when the redditor itself is the only one who's damage for his unfunny ways being dragged on for 2 hours. This pleases the redditor as only it can laugh at it's unfunny jokes to itself, and make samefag post just to make it seem like people are laughing with it.

Going to be nice when this retard(s) are gone by the afternoon the way this is all going

based I love Rize poster

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gotcha, the semis and finals this week will be at a reasonable time, so give it a go
based

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>The redditor is still furious at being outed

>The redditor continues to be funny and forcing his unfunny ways after a 14 min recharging period. The redditor continues to claim other's are the redditor, yet it itself is the only one here, and continuing to show it's reddit programming by continuing to post on Yea Forums.

The redditor is still furious at being outed

The Redditor continues to spout the same shit (literally) now, and trys to force its unfunny culture onto an obviously dead /mlb/ thread.

The redditor is upset that his damage control failed and he has been outed.

The redditor continues its protocol and keeps spamming the same words over and over again in a means to be funny and to make a meme, which both are not funny and is cringy to a non redditor. The redditor continues to call out non redditors as (damage control), or (outed) as programmed as it itself is both of these things. For each time the redditor spams the same unfunny jokes proves its inner virgin and autistic ways, and no one will defend it unless it is defending itself via samefagging. Redditor will continue to post on here and spread it's reddit autistic virgin way's and will not be proven wrong on it's way at any cost because the Redditor does as it's programmed

Baseball is cool and totally not a boring sport!

Guess even /mlb/ has it's /hoc/ nights with these brainlets flooding the thread like that Flyers dood posing as a Devils dood did, and talking to himself for almost an entire day. Hopely this one only last one thread and not fucking 3...

I blame the redditors who are shitposting, like

You mean the redditors like you who are shitposting and responding to your own post all fucking night? Yeah you are just as bad as Flyers/Devil dude when it comes to hiding your tracks. Your kind make me sick and glad will be banned soon.

The redditor is still furious and blaming everyone else for this shitposting.

Based
You mean yourself?

>Using based
Why you gotta project?

Literally what your doing right now. And no one is impressed aside laughing at you by simply ignoring you all together.
This

Because liking baseball and saying it’s a boring sport is based. Not like boring sports like handegg

>The redditor resorts to same fagging to make it look like he's more people.

Not a boring sport I mean. But I still mean the part handegg is boring and most likely scripted

Totally not same fagging and is def not a reddtior just throwing anons off (poorly) for his obvious BS

>Guy calls people redditors
>calls redditors samefags yet same fagging himself
>whole thing started because guy got triggered over a simple Pepe image

What did he mean by this? I thought only said redditors get triggered by Pepe

Only redditors love pepe

>Pepe
>Only redditors love Pepe
And you are going to say Jews loved Hitler too right?

>Only redditors love pepe
Um no sweetie, they don't. Pepe is considered a Alt right icon on that website and is banned on 98 percent of Reddit and bans users for using an image most of the time. You mistake Pepe with Gritty it seems. But that's okay though because Aspergers is common on Yea Forums these day's, and they tend to trend into area's they have no fucking clue about as blind as a bat.

>Reddit loves pepe
wtf I love reddit now!

Reddit and Pepe goes as well as the Philly Phanatic goes with LA.... well shit

I actually forgot about that lawsuit, just imagine taking him and coloring him blue and calling him *The Dodgie Phanatic*

>Say it's not reddit
>Talks like a redditor
Caught red handed.

Id just call him the doggie doo

You mean you caught yourself red handed, and are just seething because of it. Seethe more Aspie Redditor.

>be user
>think other user is the same user and can easily be just another user
You must be a new fag on here, and from what this thread held right now, def a incel new fag

The redditor is in full damage control again.

>Calling anons redditors
>Thinking Pepe is reddit
Pretty sure Pepe is as Yea Forums as you can get, and autistically raging about him is as reddit as you can get. So yeah... you need to go back.

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>Not following your own advice.

Again, you mean yourself are in full damage control again? Gotta stop speaking in 3rd person like some literal tard

>Not following your instinct to prove a point about your inner reddit in denial.
Imagine being this fucking triggered and seething like a literal manbaby

>The redditor is still in full damage control and projecting

Good job, you just admitted reddit and pepe go hand and hand.
Get ready for the Dodger Phantic.

>Your
So you don’t follow your own advice? That’s some heavy edgy emo shit right there.
Implying that’s just you venting to yourself.

>Meanwhile local autistic man continues to call anons Redditors to hide his obvious reddit ways by shilling it all night long.
Glad this is still going on and proves Jannies don't get a shit for obvious shill promotions to an inferior site since this retard is still here.

>Jannies
>Using more reddit terms
Way to further expose yourself.

You mean further exposing yourself since you are talking to yourself in 3rd person again. You need to go to bed before you go crazy with this 3rd person shit you bringing here all night

I admitted what again? I was just actually bring an mlb to an mlb thread. This case the lawsuit that has no reason to happen

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Fucking Australian proxy shitposters

>The redditor is still furious over the facts.

Seethe at the fact he's actually not a samefag unlike you. (Course his image is upside down which is funny in its own right)
More like you are furious over the fact there's actually people who don't samefag on here and make post to themselve as a means of venting.

The redditor is still ass blasted over being exposed and outted himself as a phone poster.

>first I was calling anons redditors, now I call the. Aussie proxys.
More like you got fucked from some rando talking about sports, and yet hadn’t defended your samefaggotry with a pic proof. Unless you are going to be a literal two faced faggot aspie and say that’s reddit too.

>Implying you didn't just use both desktop and phone posting thinking you could get away with it, until you posted a phone image, because you're a retarded redditor.

>Get's assblasted over the fact its only one you instead of two yous.
Prove your innocence then fuckles. Or forever cast yourself as a samefaggot autistic basement dweller who hangs on the same dead thread spouting bullshit til they get banned. We're waiting unless you want to keep making excuses like said redditors do. Come on prove everyone wrong. Spoiler you fucking cant roflmao.

>He's this new
>And retarded.

I'm not the one same fagging with a computer and phone.
Like you are redditor It's up to you to prove your innocence, but you just posted a smoking gun proving your guilt

He's did it already, abeit poorly, but you have yet do it at all, not even once. Keep trying to bail yourself out and proving your samefaggotry. Seriously you'd just be a pussy if you don't show your evidence of not being a same fag. If you wan't to not be considered a redditor as you claim to be, I'd show your evidence even if it's shitty, evidence is evidence. And only one you shown right now is being shitface liar who's spending their whole night posting the same shit over and over like they are proud of their life.

>He’s this Reddit and delusional about it.

>imagine all the bumps in this thread consist of two if not only one guy.
We reached a new level of downs.

>The redditor is now same fagging
>He doesn't know how (you)'s work
>But he'll shop out the (you) to claim otherwise.

>The Redditor is same fagging
Yeah you have been, and will continue until you finally run out of your Reddit juice

>first is proxy
>then its two screens
>now it's photoshop
God you suck at trolling and just proves your autism even more.

Nice triple backpedaling

>Redditor damage control using both devices to post simultaneously.
>1 minute apart from the other posts
As expected.

This thread is brought to you by Reddit. Please come to reddit and not hang here. We need new friends, we will keep shilling our product until the message is heard! When we say people are redditors, it's are our way of saying please come onto there there. When we also say we are not redditors, it also means we are redditors welcoming you to our safe space. We hope you enjoy our shilling advertisemen.! We will be here all year long!

>and all the mutts
Imagine getting mad about mutts when the face of our team for like 20 years was Derek Jeter

I agree, that’s pretty pathetic of you to admit.

>I agree
I accept your apology redditor

I'm making a new thread.
Keep this here.

You agree to admitting you are the redditor all along? I'm so proud of you for admitting your true intents. Now go back.

New thread

>he’s making a new thread to promote Reddit disguised as a mlb thread
Guess you are giving flyers a guy a run for his money for how many threads to keep this going

Why are you proud that you're admitting you're a redditor and refusing to go back?
That's not something to take pride in redditor.

You can stay here, redditor.

Why are you agreeing to yourself? You some narcissistic attentions seeking little twat who didn't get the attention needed growing up? Also shilling reddit all night was cringe.

Stop backtracking redditor, it's over for you.

You mean it’s over for yourself since someone beat you to the punch in the thread making. And it’s over because despite your obvious Reddit shilling. You lost the moment you exposed yourself as a samefag who backpedaler who copy’s whoever says something new to your programming to make yourself smarter because you autism lacks the knowledge. Like you just did by calling me a back pedaler

>The redditor is seething that he lost and he wasn't able to shitpost with a reddit meme like pepe
The new thread is a victory for true Yea Forums. Stay bad.

>Imaging still commenting on the same old thread when said new thread is alreadymade aside this post explaining it.
Also you forgot the part that
well before set off your all nigher seething rant.

>The redditor is now lashing out in last bit of desperation.

>The redditor is still commenting on the same thread despite a new one is being made.
>Haha that will show the redditors wrong that by continue to spam unfunny redditor name callings, and continue to claim this thread as my own. for Yea Forums amrite kekekekekekek.

The reddior is still furious that he lost and was exposed.

The reddtior was glad his thread was all to himself, that he glitched out and typed reddior instead of redditor. He was glad he exposed only himself as a redditor, and acting like he was exposed actual other people. He cried his signature autistic parrot like screech for what he accomplished his 9 hours of quality work.

I'm glad you admit it redditor. Enjoy your thread

I'm glad you backpedaled and remain here despite you claiming you were going to another mlb thread, yet here you are once again being a lying sack of shit. Like a good redditor does like yourself, and I'm here enjoying your autistic ramblings. and obvious shilling.

Whatever you say redditor

Why did you admit you're back peddling and then lash out at me redditor? You only have yourself to blame for this stunning failure.

>imagine only person to admitting to being a literal söy reddit user, is actually yourself not once,
, not twice, but three fucking times jesus lol

Question is why are you still posting to yourself and now spamming backpedaling since . Are you actually a literal autistic dood who parrots everything he hears?

Jokes on you reddiotr, only 2 of the 4 posts you linked to were mine.

Prove it. If you don't, you are a quadruple face lying sack of shit of a Redditor. Then again we already know the answer to that as you will spam the same shit over and over or say proving anything is for Redditors. As a redditor should. Ill do you one extra here and say you are a eternal virgin autistic manchild of a human being if you don't prove it right now, and say that I'm a redditor at all. So better get cracking.

Nah, I want you to be paranoid reddit, you already lost, so now you have to squirm in your defeat.

Well now you just lost for proving me right that you are not only a redditor, but also are a eternal virgin autistic manchild for not backing up your claim of not being samefag. Only person squirming here is you for being a literal redditor who can't even do the simplest of defending yourself.

>The redditor projects even harder now.

>The redditor doesn't defend himself and literally backpedaled on his claim and took the absolute buttblasting like bitch, and resorts litterally back to the very thing he was told not to do.
Yeah that's right. Take it all in redditor, take it knowing this whole thing was rigged for you from the start, and you still can't see your dick because your so fat for doing nothing but spamming the same shit for 9 and a half hours like a literal no life Redditor.

>That's right
Glad you admit defeat redditor.

That's right can mean anything redditor. It can mean you fell for the obvious bait, or that's right because I'm right about you being exactly as I worded you. Still cant meme or be funny with your shit shilling of Reddit.

>The reddit is trying the 'I was merely pretending' defense.
Pathetic, take the L and run back ot your shithole

Oh no, I wasn't pretending. You just fell for the bait as you just again proved me right by spouting that shit right there. Got baited, and continue to seethe because of it. Also you always have, and shall be a fat autistic virgin of a manchild, who happens to be a redditor who can't troll for shit, nor defend his claims at all and continues to spam *The redditor* like literal unfunny forced reddit meme.

>next person who says Reddit after me is a literal fag

Admitting you are retarded? We already knew that, you're a ledditor.

>We
You mean the not Yea Forums site you been shilling? Yeah that's site is retarded, kinda like you for shilling it all night, and having to change the name last second with an L when I didn't even have to name it. Guess you lost after all

Ledditor, and you could of done with lelddit

You mean only you. and your leddit invaders.

>Using Leddit, and not Lelddit
Even I'm funnier than you, and I'm not that site's shill user like you. The fuck even is a Leddit? Ill tell you, you be Leddit me win this battle by being a literal brainlet with choice of parody names for that shit site you shilled. Get fucked literal invader

>The ledditer is still in full damage control

>Gets assblasted by superior funny name like Lelddit, and then repeat the same thing again
>and again,
>and again,
> and again
>and again... like a complete 100 percent autistic broken record.

>The ledditor is seething that he's been outted and defeated.

>Seething he still didn't come up with better name for his shit non Yea Forums site, and thinking he won with *Leddit*
Really *ledditor*? You be leddit me win this further by calling me calling you a literal Lelddtior for being a fat virgin autistic manchild you cant meme or troll for shit if it meant his shitty non Yea Forums site for the love of him. You are just making an ass out of yourself, and more for denying your broken record of unfunny forced memes.

>The ledditor is still furious he 's been exposed and even more desperate to deflect from his defeat.

>the leldditor continues to leddit himself getting assblased by his own creation that is *leddit*, and continues to seeth at fact he lost to the point he needs to deflect his own defeat by saying The Ledditor is still furious he's been exposed and even more desperate to deflect from his defeat. Yet the more he keeps spouting all this, he be leddit himself walk to his own grave.

>The lefdditori is sitll i damage cotrol after being exposed

>The leldditor is so busted, he can’t even form words right and is all over the place with the misspellings.