/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Dab Edition

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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 250
V. Bottas 188
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 156
C. Leclerc 132

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 438
Ferrari 288
Red Bull 244
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 43

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
168 (170 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
47 points

>Hund status:
Ve vill need to ask Lewis who iz better between ze french und ze Finn, ve are not good enough to understand it by ourselves

>News:
Alonso allegedly turns down a driving offer from Red Bull but it's probably bullshit
Lewis meets the parents of deceased kid who was a fan of him, because he's a decent bloke
Honda isn't guaranteeing their future in F1 even though they're finally doing quite well and winning races

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motorsportmagazine.com/opinion/f1/2019-british-grand-prix-race-report-hamilton-wins-secret-strategy
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motorsport.com/f1/news/honda-red-bull-penalty-strategy/4514851/?nrt=54
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Nice, IPAs are banging

Is that the same kid he refused to see, but sent his cars and trophies to?

Merc sent a car there, yeah. I didn't know Hamilton refused to see him.

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your dick must be small

lando

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Just a reminder to y'all who have nothing to do during the offseason and who have F1 2019 on PC you should join the league that runs every Sunday at 2000UTC

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>double IPA
>it's still 8%
>still drinking ipa pass the age of 21
I can't believe people my age still buy this stuff lol

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Kimi don't give a fuck

I have it on xbox, does anyone play there? Also, does anyone have wheel recommendations?

>Alonslow turned down offer
More like Honda gave him the finger after the PR disaster he caused himself

gimi

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can Alonso just fuck off already

No, he must exit F1 as a washed up has-been

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wingless >

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does anyone else here rate lewlew but keep it to themselves because Yea Forums hates black people?

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I rate lewlew and say it constantly because Yea Forums hates black people
fuck em

Checked, Hamildubs. I'm white but I still like Lewis/undeniable he's a brilliant driver. Only thing is MWL is really, really boring. But this year when Max has challenged him it's been great to watch.

El ogro de las Americas...
Neekeri :D

You're allowed to rate and hate at the same time. Dude's had four (soon to be five) titles handed to him on a literally silver platter. All his records are bogus simply because the car he's had for the past six years has been utterly dominant. Like yeah sure he's been better than his teammates, who would be complete nobodies without that car under them. Put him in the Red bull and he gets beat by Verstappen, put him in the Ferrari and he flounders just as much as Vettel. And no, I don't hate that he's black, I hate that he's got the vapid celebrity mindset, complete with the faux-deep faux-"real" act, and the fact that he's super humble in victory but whines nonstop when things aren't 100% perfect.

He's not actually being challenged though. Hamilton is still miles ahead than everyone else in the WDC fight. Hamilton getting an occasional second place doesn't matter much to him because he's not consistently beaten by the same driver. Vettel, Buttas, Lekek and AMX take turns grabbing third, second and very rarely first, spreading the points necessary for one driver to challenge for the championship amongst four drivers. I'm not trying to shit on Hamilton, I'm just pointing out how garbage the "f1 is not bori g because we've had one or two not completely boring races" narrative. The tension of Hamilton not getting first place in one race is completely lost when you remember it doesn't mean Jack shit for the championship.

Yeah this. Silverstone is touted as a """"great"""" race but that's because FOM made the right call to all but ignore the fact that it was every bit as severe MWL as Paul Ricard was before it, and focus on the Ferrari-Red bull scrap. But the same could be said for just about any race if the camera crew decided to focus on Kvyat vs Perez or whatever down in 8th or 10th. There's just no real tension when the war's already lost and the battles are just being fought as a courtesy.

>Honda isn't guaranteeing their future in F1 even though they're finally doing quite well and winning races
They are fucking retarded.

superformula live
youtube.com/watch?v=pxRDsUYVR4w

Interesting, this is kind of how I feel. I'm a gimi man through and through though. Miss him at Ferrari, though I do love Seb.

cars look silly too damn long sigh

>Red Bull drivers

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't rate Lewis because he disappeared in 2009-2013, he needs an overpowered car and team (mercs have 75% of all wins in V6TH era) to do well. When he is just in a "good" car that nonetheless is a title contender he disappears like Messi during big games.

He's a fucking fraud who statpads in a FIAMG machine

>pato

>Stallara

I hate redbull so much.

unbased post
weekly vodka rations will be asjus5ed accordingly

Why, because they booted your fellow frog?

>Helmut Marko comes to the race
>Almost every Red Bull fails before the race even starts

Fuck you is based

How do I get into the Red Bull Junior Driver program?

Suck off old one eye

Retire the car

That's it? Should be easy to get in then!

luojan tähden...

This tank cunt....

GIMI

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>O'Ward
>Markelgod

>SF overtaking system allows drivers to defend their position.
WTF I hate DRS now

Also, unpopular opinion: Motegi is a good circuit

It's 100 seconds of boost and the moment you come off the boost you have to wait 100 second to get back on it.

It's a great system.

Do they have a limited amount of boost also? Can't remember from previous rounds

It's 100 seconds of boost for the whole race.

>reading comprehension
Ah, so it is. Sorry lad it's late here

Markelov is doing pretty well...I think.

Reminder that if you do not use the GOAT point system, you do not belong here and you have to go back.

Vettel utterly exposed
alonslow redemption
kimi not the last rari WDC
Kekberg loses as it should be

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I like redbull(the drink)

Hey Valtteri, how about creating a new F4 team for your endeavours... stemming from your surname, let's call it "B Racing"

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Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

Question. When braking coming to a corner, do they brake all the way to the floor or just a little? The on board telemetry graphics make it look like they brake all the way.

Super Formula cars look so nice.
Especially those THICC rear tires.

Nice bit of fire

They slam the brakes then gradually ease off as the aero load lessens

oof

But wouldn't that cause a lockup and flat spot the tires?

Imagine having a legend who can't turn left

These pit crews are awesome.

Slam, like you're trying to break the pedal. Never have driven a open wheel car before, but I've done some track days (novice) and you'd be surprised how much you actually have to brake, and how long you can hold it into a turn. I repeat, novice, so I can't say if F1 drivers do it too, but my guess is yes

>markegod 12th
RESENTLESS

Why would it? Coming to braking zone 350km/h the aero load is so big they can just slam it in and trust the aero load, then they ease off once the speed drops and DF lessens

is CAS ready for f1?

Aero load matters less than the fact that the wheels are spinning faster, which means that there's more force turning the wheels for the brakes to counteract. That's the correct technique in any hard stop on or off race tracks.

Auer about to be eaten alive

>Markelov has slight damage

dammit

Finally lost a big piece of carbon.

Japanese graphics falling apart

At least they still have grid girls.

>Everyone pointing out in the comments that the high podium is to get upskirt shots of race queens

markeGOD still with 0 points, oh no no no NO, kek

again, thanks for answering. i wish you lads were paid, because when i see shit like this youtube.com/watch?v=PEKAFA24Aa8 youtube.com/watch?v=UefNxl40lSw no sane person should think it's a job for volunteers rather than qualified staff who is financially rewarded accordingly to risk and responsibility they take

Guys, I'm so bored with no races, I know it's returning soon but fuck, I didn't realize how empty my life was

youtu.be/t65NEk6UsOg
Dat sound

How can someone lose his bike under yellow? Doesn't the halfwheel has the same rule that you need to slow down under yellow?

bring back SOUL

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it's easy when
>On a car, they control 1500kg of metal on four contact patches, each about as big as your hand; on a motorbike, it’s just two contact patches, each the size of a credit card.
and nope, they only can't overtake under yellows, you can go as fast as you want

I'm gonna stop you right there bucko, you think Seb the CHOKE master Vettle would take 5 wdc with bottas and Bossberg as his co-drivers, don't think so

I discovered caterham races
youtube.com/watch?v=xvKFtWO2YNA

What fucking grid is that?

Hello where is the formula ox?

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Does anyone else feel that Hamilton wins a lot of 'lucky' races?

I know you make your own luck. Nor am I saying Hamilton is untalented and not deserving of his success. But I just feel that he is extremely lucky in many of his wins.
Take Hungary just recently, Bottas out qualified him but got a slightly worse start then got that Leclerc related puncture which allowed Hamilton to race unhindered. Or Silverstone. Hamilton was behind Bottas all weekend, but the safety car gifted him track position and he ran off at the front.

I feel like this occurs a lot for him. People are saying that his race pace has made up for his qualifying deficit this year but I feel he also just gets a lot of lucky breaks. We've seen it in past years too. For instance in 2018 Ferrari probably had the better car over the year, but the little touch at Italy which sent Vettel spinning, not Hamilton resulted in the title being over. Or Singapore 2017 in which Ferrari could have taken the championship lead, the three cars ahead of Hamilton all crash into each other and just gift him safe passage through.I don't think his margin over Bottas is anything like the numbers suggest this year, its just Valtteri can't catch a break.

>A dance number begings

who needs luck when you have FIAMG

>I know you make your own luck
if you know, why do you even ask?

>Take Hungary just recently, Bottas out qualified him but got a slightly worse start then got that Leclerc related puncture which allowed Hamilton to race unhindered.
they still had to overtake amx and they've done it brilliantly

>Or Silverstone. Hamilton was behind Bottas all weekend, but the safety car gifted him track position and he ran off at the front.
hamilton from fp on friday knew he had bottas covered motorsportmagazine.com/opinion/f1/2019-british-grand-prix-race-report-hamilton-wins-secret-strategy
>After a medium-tyred long-run simulation on Friday that was devastatingly better than anyone else’s (including Bottas’), Hamilton reckoned he had better race pace and way better tyre management. He was not at all as convinced as his team that this was a two-stop race.

>the little touch at Italy which sent Vettel spinning, not Hamilton resulted in the title being over.
for every monza there's silverstone, when he was spun by stupid gimi, still recovered from last to fantastic p2

>Or Singapore 2017 in which Ferrari could have taken the championship lead, the three cars ahead of Hamilton all crash into each other and just gift him safe passage through
not his fault vetlel is a dumbass with poor racecraft

great drivers make their own luck because they are, well, great, and in place to profit when lesser drivers make mistakes, it's as simple as that

>replying to resdit copypaste
based retard

go back then

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BASED KWAB poster. Reminder that Ricciardo is the ultimate KWAB.

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Absolutely stunning

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Nice söyface

VERSTAPPEN WOULD SHRED APART HAMILTON IN THE MERCEDES LOL

DUDE WOULD GO OFF FOR LIKE 16 WINS OUT OF 21 OR WHATEVER MEME ASS SCHEDULE WE GOT NOWADAYS

SPA SPA SPA SPA SPA

Just seen a nearly 2m tall guy with a ~155cm girl a bit similar to Carrie, but looking way better in every way.
That guy won the pussy lottery

Even mcgloin would be faster than ghasly

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I'm that guy, minus the grill.

Also I think Lewlew gets his fashion sense from the Autosport pundits

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the date of 2020 Japan GP is still unknown?

>I hate that he's got the vapid celebrity mindset
Yep, this is what don't like about him
He's my favorite driver overall, but probably not the "best human" on the grid
It's not the first time this happens, we already had a period where the best driver (over multiple years) is in the best team and gets his stats enhanced because the team makes everything to help him win
Just look at Schumacher's dominant ferrari years and the 1994 cheater car

imagine supporting a fraud statpadder

Absolute unit

These three manage to be worse than SkyF1 team, which is a fucking achievement. Do not forget these three peddled the UNTERHUND and LE FAST FERRARI lie until British GP was another gay MWL episode.

Is LeClerc Vettel Verstappen all confirmed for next year

obviously Red Bull is going to have an open car and so will Mercedes cuz get rid of this Bottas shit i mean wtf man

british-born negro driver lewis hamilton

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based cardboard waifus

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Reminder that Scott Mitchell relocated to Sweden because the UK voted to leave the EU. KWAB twitter.com/ScottAutosport/status/1109764034734276608

>Kek, what a bitch for jumping out of the barrel and swimming to shore.

>Is LeClerc Vettel confirmed
Yes for Ferrari, not from Vettel
>Verstappen
Yes for Red Bull, not from Verstappen
>and so will Mercedes cuz get rid of this Bottas
No they won't, if they get rid of Bottas, Ocon is straight in

>the shore

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>The rest of the river

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He is not a bird he lives in a city or town with other humans.

For me, it's Bowes Nook.

Vettel-Verstappen swap next season

>2 weeks
Sadly I don't think Spa will be worth the weight

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Feel like pure shit just want them back

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Pierre...
>FIAMG
>When Ferrari has a veto and gets more money than the other teams because it's called Ferrari

t. Jean Todt
go suck Toto's cock some more

motorsport.com/f1/news/honda-red-bull-penalty-strategy/4514851/?nrt=54

>Honda: "We have a problem deciding when to introduce spec 4 engine on RB"
>"The logical choice would be Spa or Monza because grid drops are easy to recover and we aren't that likely to win"
>"Singapore is a no go because we might win there"
>"But changing in Spa or Monza would mean arriving at Suzuka with a really old PU"
>"We believe we can do 6 races without particular problems in reliability and performance but we don't really want to risk it in Japan"
>"Another choice is changing it in Russia, that would guarantee a fresh engine in Suzuka"
>"But it would also mean that the engine used in Singapore would have been at its 8th race after two heavy races engine wise"

youtube.com/watch?v=iiN7OTWAwIg
>carrie dead last

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They can ''change'' 2 engines, right? So one of them stays in the pool while only taking penalties in 1 race?

She's only good for breeding

I've seen this pic so many times and only now notice those are actually 3D-glasses on the table

I don't understand the question, they can use 3 different ICU's per season, using more causes penalties

Nah you can't do that anymore I think
It was possible in 2016 but this loophole was fixed afterwards

I mean installing a new engine in FP1, and another one in FP2, taking twice the penalties, but then you can use one of the two later on, but without the penalties

The trick was closed in 2017 I guess, the penalties olny apply to the latest homologated element

130th for F1 2019 race tonight

Who's in?

foreskindia fukd up with their final livery

also fuk the bmw, mclel and rari pre-sharkfin engine covers were beauts

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>wanting that stupid earth dreams Honda
Even the Super Aguri looks better.

Does Williams have classic rock cds?

Oh yeah all the classics are there. You just have to come get them

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Yeah but you get the kino toro rosso, too

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imagine your formula 1 car's engine having any less than twelve (12) cylinders.

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these girls are dangerous! don't let them trick you into coming with them

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Should have probably put big old caterpillar eyebrows in this one desu

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Just imagine

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Carrie Schreiner

He has been challenged the last couple years by Vettel. Yes those challenges waned later on in the season both times, but Vettel still had parts of each season where he was ahead in the standings - he was ahead for most of 2017.

I think 2014 - 2016 was more interesting though, the battle between Hamilton and Nico was pretty cool.

What's worse, the Honda or that truly dreadful Reno?

>two seconds apart
hive mind

I'd feel humiliated, personally. Especially if my engine was a tiny 6 cylinder that needs the assistance of a turbo charger AND an electric poofter motor.

>Especially if my engine was a tiny 6 cylinder that needs the assistance of a turbo charger AND an electric poofter motor.
And on top of that it sounds like a queef or a wet cumfart

>i-i'm not racist i s-swear!
>i dislike him for his """""""""""""""celebrity mindset"""""""""""""""
Isn't it funny that Button famously had a playboy lifestyle yet /f1/ doesn't get butthurt about him. Isn't it funny that champions like Alonso, Vettel and Schumacher have been just as arrogant and conceited as Hamilton (if not more so) and also displayed questionable fashion choices (Alonso's clothing brand, Schumacher's weird necklaces, Vettel's weird hipster haircut a year or two ago), and yet /f1/ doesn't get so butthurt about them?

Wow, it's almost as if there's something different about Hamilton that /f1/ gets triggered by. And COMPLETELY COINCIDENTALLY there are also tons of posts in these threads calling Hamilton a "nigger" or a "neekeri" from the Finnish posters (which means "(derogatory, offensive) a nigger, a person with dark brown skin" according to Wiktionary).

Yeah, isn't that weird?

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Pure embarrassment

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Is an even tinier I4 with a humongous turbo that's constantly trying to kill you acceptable?

Boy, you really can't handle the fact that some people dislike your favourite driver can you?

>or a wet cumfart
I like the idea of this just looping through all the sound systems at a race weekend constantly

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>his idol is a man who dresses like this

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Button isn't relevant because he isn't doing this at present. As someone who was watching in 2000 onwards, I can remember Button getting rekt by the papers, media and indeed Autosport forum members. Would he do so if /f1/ was around then? Yes he would.

Who cares. Hamilton will never ever lose a world championship unless someone better than him is his teammate.

Friendly reminder gentlemen.

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Well duh, that's a given in the MWL era

Now that's some kino GIMI

I literally said that he's my favorite driver, and that he was the best driver over the last few years, but that this jetset aspirations were the only thing I didn't like about him.
Also I'm not stupid enough to be hate people just because of their skin color
Please improve your reading comprehension

Hamilton beat his teammate in 4 out of 5 of the seasons that you mentioned. So he beat Kovalainen once, Button twice, and Rosberg once, with Button beating him once in 2011, but Hamilton recovered and beat Button the following year.

>statpads
And Vettel and Schumacher didn't? Cope.

>FIAMG
>making up conspiracy theories because you literally can't COPE
Lol.

Come on now guys it's not hard

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sir, he is race baiting. please keep your reasoned debate for other people.

Neekeri is a matter-of-fact statement and not a swear word in Finnish

>he idolises a man who dresses like this
KWAB

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PPPPFFFFFFFTLTLTLTLTLTTTTTPPRRRRFFF

...because Failrarri can't put their shit together despite

I'm just pointing out the illogicalities mate.

Bit weird but who gives a fuck, track performance is what matters.

/f1/ has never disliked him for his lifestyle, and never disliked Alonso / Vettel / Schumacher despite their sometimes questionable fashion choices and their arrogance. Weird that, isn't it?

I did read it, I just thought the celebrity mindset thing didn't make a huge amount of sense, but never mind.

Don't you do it this time

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>/f1/ never disliked Alonso

Don't you dare do it now

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HEATENINGS

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Spic media saying
>RBR wanted Alonslow to replace gastly but the spic legend said NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine Ferdo sending user emails to news outlets with imaginary shit like this :DDDDDD

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t. Abitebullshitter

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Kröhöm
k kröhm

NEEKERI

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>S-see, I'm really not interested in F1 anymore, t-that's the proof... Please Mattia answer my calls please

That's not a good look for alonslow though. If he went to RB he'd get exposed hard. AMX is making exposure a full time job this year, exposing lecuck, vettee and cuckass all in the last few races. What chance does alonslow have against him after being out of the sport for a year and a half now.

94866090
Based

do you have more than three of those?

You believe, you win ;)
Pic uploaded on 05/10/2014: #blessed #thisisme #savetheworld #vegan

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Again, it was way, way in the past, so nobody brings it up. Same with Alonso - but few people on here like him full stop. Schumacher was definitely ripped on here when it was present in 2011-2012. Vettel probably was too, but he got shat on enough here during VWL. Again, if something happens in the present, any driver will get ripped for whatever reason. It's not exclusive to Hamilton.

I'll see what I can do for you

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Monster all the way

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Every time you drink this you're performing fellatio on the #blessed one

For me, it's Euro shopper

Young G 'n' da Zauba Crew
Fuck the half eyed

From the album:
Just 23 races to make ya ride

2001 (C) Warner Music

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BASED.

thought that was a prost then desu
miss those bastards, loved the blue cars in the midfield

>m.motorsport-magazin.com/formel1/news-257625-formel-1-fahrer-teams-2020-haas-teamchef-pascal-wehrlein-immer-noch-f1-kandidat-guenther-steiner-vertrag-ferrari-simulator/
Wehrlein is a candidate for the 2020 Haas seat
>NOTHING IS SOLVEE

Based princess

schieb ihn raus :DD

Drinking one currently
Want a sip?

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no.

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Post benchmarks

Who gives a fuck. Ronaldo wears weird shit, so does Neymar, and Beckham used to as well. And yet people support / supported all of them because of the most important fact - they win.

>getting so triggered because a single driver is mentioned that you endorse racist posts
Sad.

Mate, Alonso is based cunt, Hamilton a cringe autist :^)

Ronaldo, Neymar and Beckham are all fags

2018:
>Power unit suppliers are required to provide all teams using their engines with an identical specification of power units. The change was introduced to ensure parity after Mercedes's works team was observed to have access to additional engine performance settings that were not available to their customer teams.[41]

Not for me lad, just poured myself some joe

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Drinking anything other thany
HYPE ENERGY
the only energy drink established by an F1 star
BERTRAND GACHOT

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>that hairline
KWAB.

Fuck that shit, I'll straight out admit I'm a racist, but Hamilton being a coon isn't why I dislike him. Hell, plenty of darkies rank within my favourites.
I don't dislike Hamilton because he is black. I dislike him because he behaves like a cunt, has the sanctimonious attitude of a heroin addict turned born again Christian with none of the piety or sacrifice, has had the entire English language media dickride him the hardest of any driver since "AAAAR NIGE" (with the exception of James Allen and his Jenson Button body pillow) and has a fanbase of people who said that Schumacher and Prost's stats don't matter when considering the best driver because stats are a poor reflection of a driver, but Poo Senna is god like Senna was.
All in all, he is a very good driver that I can't fucking stand, and any attempt to praise him or attack him comes back to "oh you just like him because he is a coon and you are a regressive/oh you just hate him because he is black and you are a conservitard". Just let Poo Senna have his good drives, his retarded mistakes and tilts, and his terrible fucking off track attitude in relative peace.

For me It's Lightning Volt

>drinking anything but es

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gimi

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kys.

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I exclusively drink San Pellegrino

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So close...

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nice, I could go for a sip myself right now

Well it's not really a beast anymore, it's got an
i7 6700HQ, GTX 980M-8GB, 16GB DDR4

Specs are same, but that dont mean everyone have access to the same engine modes as the manufacturer team. Easily doable, just somehow, accidente forget to put it into the documentation how can be enabled, and voila

l*wis h*milshit is NOT my driver

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>off by 4
gimi confirmed p4 in Spa

que?

intended as a reply to

How many times do you think you'd be able to emulate Croc at once?

youtube.com/watch?v=KKHQWzSSSHA

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patrician friend

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For me it's relentless

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Please no

Remember when kimi made it to P3 challenging Hamilton on an Alfa Romeo?

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Don't really see Honda's problem. They can go the way it way previously seen in prev years, to change engine between fps, so they build a pool of new engines in monza

Treat yourself friend

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The illegal start which led to him getting DQed? I remember. KWAB.

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Horneru: Cograturationsh Vetteru-sensei you eraned Worudo Doraivu Championship desu!
>Vetteru: MINA ARIGATOU!

remember when the literal snail hambo got caught blocking quick Gimi and got penalty. KWAB

this is now a cuppa thread

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Which one do you choose? The Hype energy milkies, or the Rich energy hobo?

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What if there were 2 Jenson Buttons?

This I can get behind

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Did someone say coffee?

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A gay bar

salt in your coffee

>a drive trough for coffee
do North Americans really?

Yes.

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>Nova Scotia
Nice
>Timmie's coffee
Not so nice. Works in a pinch though

who /pour over/?

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fug :-DDD

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This is a blue board lad, no gore allowed

just an accident, lad
here's a new one

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>getting mad at winners with hot WAGs
Lol

dere it goes again
oh shid :-DD

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STOP

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McDonalds was too busy.

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You should be more careful friend, wasting coffee is no joke
Understandable, did you get a double double or black?

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>large double double
literally liquid cancer

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I got the intellectual choice, 2 cream 1 sugar.

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kwab

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I like my coffee like I like my women

Ye mighty GP2 champ
How come no GP2 champion in 13 years has been good in F1?

Hot, black, and with a spoon in them
It's necessary to cover up the taste of Timmie's coffee
Very nice, the true patrician's order

Did you know that zoophilia is legal in the country where Max frogstapen comes from?

Those '''''''''''''''''people''''''''''''''''''''''''' even protested in the street to defend their rights to fuck dogs and horses.

Because everyone in there has been so shit that the less shit have won it

with a lot of milk

KWAB.

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Me too, I always have 2 big chugs of milk with it

no, ground to a powder, freeze dried, and dissolved in hot water

light brown and halal?

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i just drink tea. i have some native wildflower tea. it's pretty nice.

tall and lightly roasted ?

Sounds comfy, I'm a lapsang lad myself

God I miss the Manor, easily top 2016 livery

well said

The excitement I felt watching Pascal get into Q2 in a Manor has been unmatched since they left

Imported in bulk from the tropics?

Imagine being a seething Aussie who can't stand the fact that Britain is succeeding in this sport while Australia, unfortunately, threw away any chance of a WDC by going for a big payday at Renault.

I unironically don't mind if Bully chokes, because it means I can banter my old man and Joe when we catch up next.

He never had a chance to start with. KWAB.

somehow like that

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Imaging being a britbong who replies to himself

He hates Sainsbury's

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kwab

Was that day, when nando got eternally exposed ?

Is the webbo book worth to read ?

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it's not racist if i just dont like 'em
like, you cant win everyone over

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Ricciardo? Yes he did, he's a good driver. Why would you be defeatist and say that he doesn't? How pathetic does someone have to be to be that defeatist?

Not for a long time though
I preferred the moment when kimi was fighting to defend his position against vettee who tried to continue his remontada, but gimi stopped him and pulled out a 6+ second gap

>tfw no Nasr in F1
>tfw no Manor in F1
Where does the time go brehs? They were two of my favorite things in the sport (behind future world champion racing prodigy Lance Stroll of course)

This loophole was fixed in 2017

thingken about porridge, emilia and wins

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where durbo?

Hamilton tries really hard to be a playboy celebrity but he's wholly unlikable so he can't find a crowd. The Hungrybox of F1

user...

he's there. look up at the sky :)

Durbo passed away last year

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Were Emilia and Valteri sad? :(

'no'

God, why even continue? It's all so tiring...

Him too.

Dead, just like Valtteri's title chances

This is why valtteri was shit last year

Because he's a good driver; not a great one. How is that defeatist? He's fucked up with the switch to Renault. They will never come good, and no top 3 team needs/wants him.

It's a laff or three. Skip the GILF erotic fiction and you'll be fine.

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I thought you meant he didn't have a chance at Red Bull. But he definitely did, he was very good there. I agree he's fucked up with the Renault switch.

He had a chance at RB, in theory. But Max is the better driver for me, and the team would likely have favoured Max if they were 1-2 in the WDC.

This kills the bahamian poster.

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he wanted to be the alpha driver, and it was always going to be max at RB.
As much as I love Dan his winning career is probably over at this point

Why is this autist so handsome?

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>thinking any other team has a chance as long as FIAMG exists
oh you poor summer children

he'll never win an f1 race ever again. unironically.

>get in there

And his spirit

There just has to be a freak season with a meme car like 2009 to make a rather mediocre driver WDC.
And let's be honest, Button was only a good driver if everything went his way. If there was just a little problem he went into crymode

>There just has to be a freak season with a meme car like 2009 to make a rather mediocre driver WDC.
You mean like 2014 to 2019?

That's one way to put it

What the heck did webba do

He decided that it was wobbling time

This. I got so sick of this and micro brews and breweries after 23... It's a rip off.

god i hate ipas. they're fucking everywhere.

Daniel won two out of their three seasons together (that's only counting the results for both drivers after Max joined the top team in 2016 - Daniel still won that year just counting those results). Last year, when Max got more points, they still got the same number of wins (two each), and Daniel got way more fastest laps (4 vs 2 but it should have been 5 vs 1 - the early flag wave in Canada discounted Daniel's fastest lap but it shouldn't have), and Daniel got two poles, while Max got none. Did Nico leave Mercedes after losing to Lewis in 2013, 2014, and 2015? No, he stayed and fought, and he got his title in 2016. And Daniel had only come second in a season to Max once, while beating him the previous two seasons. So firstly I think it's impossible to say whether Max or Daniel is better since they both got similar results. Daniel beat Max on many, many occasions. They are both top drivers. And secondly:
>the team would likely have favoured Max if they were 1-2 in the WDC
No, they'd favour whoever was leading in the standings, and only if they were facing competition from other teams in the WDC, to the extent that they felt they had to favour whichever driver was most likely to win the WDC in order to give themselves any chance of winning it as a team.
>he wanted to be the alpha driver
Well that's stupid because they were in a team of two very good drivers. I don't see why the team would make either of them "number one" when they both had the ability to compete for the WDC, if the car was good enough.

It's insane man. It made made me hate them. I just drinking hienkekin or Stella now with the occasional Belgian

Renault was definitely a mistake for Dan. Of all the top teams to allow inter-team racing and not issue team orders it's RB

based. sick of the """craft""" and hops meme. had leffe brune yesterday, enjoyable t b h.

Idk what brew culture is like in the UK but fuck it's cringe here. Fat onions boi neck beards everywhere

Marta Garcia empowered by W Series

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sort of the same here. stores are full of ipas. barely any stouts or porters. sad!

damn women's empowrment looksclike THAT???

>tfw i will never go back to my XRL glory days

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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God I fucking hate mercedes

I like this new, empowered Marta

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Exactly. I mean at Malaysia 2013 they even issued an order to keep Webber in front and let him finish there (of course Seb famously ignored this order, but the team still issued it). Everyone just makes up / buys into this conspiracy theory that Red Bull favoured Max and that's why Daniel left, but I have not seen a single shred of evidence that would support this notion.

>those bellybuttons

Yeah, 0/10 would not swim with

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God I love milfs so much

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Remember all that Sisu shit from Bottas? LOL

Fuck beaners LOL

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where wuz u wen richcardio woz expoos

I was sat at home drinking hangover when crofty yell
'ricardo exposed'
no'

Dream isn't over yet

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>he doesn't know that weirdo lew's lead will be annihilated, beginning with a grand slam in Spa.

Valtteri Bottas, 2019 WDC and departing Mercedes FIAMG driver.

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This season will end with a title fight between bottas and amx

Anyone got any information on just what Speed did to put himself in hospital yet?

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Nitro Rallycross.
Landed badly after a big jump.
He is relatively fine as he actually finished his heat before getting out and going to the hospital.

Fuck I love that song.
Also, press W to make your dreams come true

speed

ya'll watching indy at pocono?

>pocono

When will Ameriturds learn how to name things properly?

Blimey yes, i much more prefer the ol' automobiley competition at Worcesterderryhamptonvilleshire track

>try to solve captcha
>Your computer or network may be sending automated queries. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now. For more details visit our help page

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How else would you name it? Its not even an english name/word you mong

me for the first hour

League race in 1,5 bongs, anybody even racing?

How the fuck did you post here then

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Fucking seething lads

streamable.com/xth76
god this was a laugh. KWAB.

>i was only pretending to be retarded, GOTTEM

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>tfw we are just waiting for the confirmation of his suicide at this point

He literally has nothing now.

Is that the excuse of the mong that named a place Pocono?

Thats why we genocided them

kek

Then you go and change the name once you're done

>we

Shame the english were too soft for that when they came down here

Got to be the first time the British Empire got accused of being soft

>The name comes from the Munsee word Pokawachne, which means "Creek Between Two Hills."

Cool

So rename it Valley Creek

Isnt the whole thing with america that you were too soft to get them to pay tax lamo
Down here they decided it was too hard to fight a war as well

>They don't give their race tracks proper names like "Pukekohe"

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Then it just sounds like a Gran Turismo track

Shouldn't we also do the same and get rid of the anglo-saxon names and call them what they really are?

Like Bradford should in fact be Shithole.

Should do the same with immigrants names, instead of Rakesh it should be KWAB

We can get onto that once we get this Brexit bollocks out the way

Literally your flags fault

based

>He lives in a place which is not derived from Roman or Greek etymology

Got to feel bad for all the hams, fords and burys of this world.

>using based Rakesh's based migrated memes against him

Pretty weak bruh

The ultimate exposeé

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What happened if the brithai is worse?

BASED.
Fuck off Bhatia.

Rakeshi is literally the only good thing this dead general has going for it

lol

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sure rakesh. did your fake watch die yet?

>Bing bants Rakesh helping me collect the (you)'s

motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-mercedes-mclaren-aero-changes/4514745/#gal-4514745-0-mercedes-amg-f1-w10-front-wing-detail-43811710

Some Piola autism

you just know he was one of the neekeris jumping for joy when hambo passed amx in that video of the african viewing party

hi
Gasly wdc 2020
Also post vivien

>Gasly wdc 2020
For Techeeta or Andretti?

LETS GO BEST CIRCUITS POST EM

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Are you /f1/ league racing Frenchbro?

sorry don't have Vivien

>Sophia confirming she was meant to be doing FIA """F3""" this year but the crash meant she had to sit it out in FREC and she will be joining next year
>Chadwick saying she can't afford to do FIA """F3"""

WSeries and Chadwick BTFO

What did Chadders piss away all her money on?

Based
Lawnmower

I wish she would piss on me

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Globe Arena GP when?

what the fuck is this lmao who made this

What is the one between watkunt glen and road atlantis? it's the only one i don't recognise and it's annoying the cunt out of me

Sonoma

hang on i see it now, it's seers point

JEV might have something to say about that...

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Reminder people who watch FE finger their bums

based

Only when I'm in the shower and I'm all soapy.

Is this a bad thing

good post and even better exposed filter

Reminder people who root for Ricciardo lick bums

NGL enjoying this game pretty much even if i dont have that much time to play it

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Am in great pain due sunburns
Pls post boomer parents meme

rate every season from 2010 onwards

1. 2012
2. who cares lmao

>IndyCar

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F1 2019 race in 15 bings lads

Marry me, then we can watch them together senpai

>p plz race with me

based

Felix Rosenqvist might be ded

>non-life threatening injuries
I can't believe he's dead

come join the lobby you filthy zoomers

Five minutes until showtime~

I hope you don't develop skin cancer

It's not over, gasly bros

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>rosenqvist ded not rossi

His impact wasn't even that bad, Rossi got hit a bunch of times in different ways

Do you think helmut makes him wear the glove when he gives him handies?

based

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just got DQ'd by turning around in a gravel trap
was 4th
fuck these semen slurping directors

They sound worse than F1 stewards

But the thing is that still nobody knows, because it's such a baffling decision that nobody else can understand it.

Don't you insult Worcesterderryhamptonvilleshire, my mother was born there.

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How stupid do you have to be to not know how many Native American names there are in the US?

>blames us for how YOUR country is run by YOU
Weaksauce.

>run by YOU
>TheGovernor-General of New Zealand theviceregal representative of themonarch of New Zealand, currently QueenElizabeth II. As the Queen is concurrently the monarch of 15 otherCommonwealth realms, and lives in theUnited Kingdom(as her principal residence), she, on theadviceof herNew Zealand prime minister, appoints a governor-general to carry out her constitutional and ceremonial duties within theRealm of New Zealand.
You mean how the Queen runs NZ

How far the British Empire has fallen that they dont even realise they run their colonies because they are so use to them standing up for themselves and leaving

Nice of Vivien to hang out with Fabienne

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That always sounded like a pretty KWAB situation from your, Australia's and Canada's part desu
Like, just get your own ruler lmao

people keep regurgitating the same motivations
>the salary
>to avoid being a bitch to max
>to pull a hamilton at renault

he fucked up big time, end of story but what is the point of repeating that it's obviously a terrible decision so far? absolutely nothing in my opinion

>inventing ludicrous bullshit when everybody past the age of around 10 knows the political realities, just because you can't take responsibility for your own country which you run
Sad

The Hamilton angle is probably understated actually. Maybe he did think that it would be a move just like Hamilton's.

>what is the point
Well this is an F1 thread so interesting F1 discussion is what we should be having, no?

Yeah, we are effectively independent while also still tied to the Brits. Changing our flag that we had a referendum on was supposed to be the first step to moving away from that but the people voted no.bevause they didn't like the guy putting that idea forward.
Apparently now it's because his engineer retired from races too lol
>ludicrous bullshit
>literally made and appointed by our monarch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_New_Zealand
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor-General_of_New_Zealand
I didn't make anything up, our Queen at the time did

>HURR DURR NEW ZEALAND ISN'T A PARLIAMENTARY DEMOCRACY
Why don't you go and pretend to be retarded somewhere else

>the schizo tourist from /pol/ is talking to himself again

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If you're going to post something monumentally stupid why post anything at all?

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Sorry again German lad I didn't mean to have the car completely lose itself on the start, I'll try extra hard not to hit you next week :3

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Now I have him all rustled up watch how he reacts as I say I work with his local Sainsbury's and I've been watching him closely for months

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was interesting tactics for sure to absolutely murder me off the line, but I cost myself the race several times by spinning in Copse and T1 before my PC shit itself in the penultimate lap. If anything you taking me out spared me some frustration lad. Where did you finish?
Also, Congrats to Alfa lad who dominated this all the way!

youtube.com/watch?v=k22_yGAjpGE

yes, emphasis on "interesting"

I got 2nd courtesy of the SC I caused lmop. I had a big fight with Grosjean and the other Renault lad's AI, and my teammate's AI, and a couple other,s and then everyone boxed and I came out in 2nd with an 8 second gap to Buttass in 3rd. Just managed the Hards and fuel and battery to the end after that. I really need to figure out what part of the post race menu saves replays so I can try to get some webms.

It's his special sperg word. Notice how he constantly repeats it in his posting here

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I N T E R E S T I N G

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>Fake watch collection
KWAB.

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Can we pinpoint the exact day Rakesh became the biggest /f1/ poosanality?

Christiano da Matta

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Waglad is still bigger, so if it does ever happen we will be able to make note of it

Really doesn't seem like it anymore. Rakesh is mentioned far more than Waglad or the Wag family.

>mentioned
I dont know if I would claim insulted and made fun of as mentioned. People talk to waglad and identify him without needing to say his name because he is so well known. People still miss identify Rakesh all the time. I would even say as a troll Seth is more well known than Rakesh.

Trainwreck thread

'Rakesh' dicates the conversation way more than Waglad currently. Rakesh is a troll so negative posts about him are what he aims for, its the whole point of Rakesh.

God I miss Seth.

Think his melt down was a good jumping off point for the gimmick

Who are you referring to mate?

Why the fuck is Tim getting posted in /f1/?

Who the fuck is "Rakesh" and why are you doxing him?

Thread celeb faggots should fuck off like wheelie boy did

Who the fuck is this Rakesh person? Is he a troll? Is he after negative posts about him? I've never seen a poster in this thread calling himself "Rakesh" and I've also never seen anyone in this thread baiting for negative posts about themselves, why the fuck would someone do that exactly?

Reminder that the DRIVER is the most important part in a car

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The one where he tried to argue that Brits have a natural bias towards the French?

Yep
Put a monkey in a car...

kek, you post the same reply whenever that image is posted.
>mate
>le who is rakesh
fuck off back to /g/ with your fake watches ya cunt. your posting style is so so obvious.

Who are these "celebs" you're referring to?

Put 12 monkeys in an unlimited Mercedes car and they eventually become world champion...

Who the fuck is this Rakesh? Why do posters in this thread always dox this guy? Is he from /g/? Is he into watches? Why do you think this "Rakesh" posts in this thread?

it worked for hamilton.

god i wish that were me

>Fuck NBC and the rest of IndyCar's media for bootlicking Ferrucci so hard. It's sickening.
KWAB

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KWAB

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Also just to clarify: I don't know who you think that post was by but it wasn't by a guy called "Rakesh" (it was by me, and I am not "Rakesh", and I have no idea who this "Rakesh" guy is)

So yeah, kindly fuck off, thanks.

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The "who is Rakesh?" gimmick is getting old.

You fucking marks put Rakesh over big and now he has the strap

everyone is asking who is rakesh but noone is asking how is rakesh

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No one cared who he was until he put on the watch

>getting so worked into a shoot you have to reply to the same post TWICE to try and deflect from you obviously being rakesh
KEK WHAT A PAKI BITCH.

On to more important matters, my apple at work was sub par. What's your go to fruit as a snack?

Mangos Strawberrys and Kiwis

australian needle strawberries and plums

Mangos are a bit messy.
Chinese gooseberries are good almost in season, same as strawberries.

Love me some pears

Raspberries and blackberries. Durian if you hate your co-workers

Never heard of needle strawberries, apricots and nectarines are my stone fruit of choice cherries too I guess.
I had a honeydew pear thing or something the other day, was really good.
Blueberries are probably my fav berry then strawberries. Never seen or heard of durian in NZ

>mfw someone provides watermelon as a fruit option

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Blueberries are top tier, especially if you pick them yourself. I've encountered durian quite a few times in Malaysia, so I assumed it was also available in NZ. It stinks to high heaven but I for one think it's delicious. Dragonfruit is really nice too

lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Australian_strawberry_contamination

yes, forgot apricots, not a fan of nectarines or peaches though

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Oh kek I was thinking of like a long narrow strawberry verity

Watching the 97 wrc season review
High level of comfyness

If you cummed in an F1 fuel tank would it be a problem?

For you or the car?

Local peaches are in season. Pretty based, and cheap.

And the "Rakesh" shit in the first place isn't, you fucking idiot?

Who the fuck is this "Rakesh" and why the fuck do people in this thread keep mentioning this person?

For him he would have a lot of trouble with security of some description then a nice legal case
For the car they wouldn't start it and would clean out the fuel tank.

Also 500, let's get a new thread and leave the shit in here lads

What shit? Your shit claiming that New Zealand is ruled by the iron fist of Queen Liz?

Honestly though, when is Rakesh?

Factually it is, the ruler of NZ is the Queen.
Just like the UK we have a monarch and a parliament. Because technically we are a still colony of the UK.

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And just like the UK, NZ is a parliamentary democracy where the Queen has zero power.

But are both constitutional monarchies which gives the monarch at the time limited power, such as declaring war iirc

Pretty sure she absolutely doesn't have that power, in practice, at all. The monarchy didn't declare war on Germany in 1939 - the government did.

more liked based ferrucci

gimi