/copalib/ - perro paja edition

> get dabbed on by binter
yikes flamerda

>35'
>37'
>38'
>rasin

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>bootleg atl. tucumán

DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU

>ynr the table game
*struggles against fortaleza*
*goes to serie b again*

/vela/

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>dudu
Wife beater motherfucker.

this is the thread

this is the post

lo calamare

baseado

>BBBasco

quite dull now

>this level of illusion
we won against a grêmio b team and beat the shit of a shit team (bbbasco), did you forgot 3-0 against BAHEA? He needs do win games outside the Maraca asap

P L A T E N S E

>he rates botão
shit tier game desu, don't at me.

>illusion
the absolute state of the false flag

>4-1
based

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wtf is gremio even doing, bunch of useless fucks

How the hell did Racing collapse this badly?

Imagine ser tão retardado assim.

Racing is literally the Argentina of football club

the apex nigger club won

cucuta se va a la b
1-1

>wtf is gremio even doing
playing with their B team?

all i see are excuses, im even rooting for these niggers

kek

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HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

5 - 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>trannies seething
lmao, based poster

Riverchads...

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>6-1

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JUST

6 - 1

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

HOLY SHIT

1-6 Dear God racing.

>collapse
collapse from where?

7-1 pls make it happen riverbros

Imagine having to play against river, I'd literally shit on my pants.

>mfw I didn't bet on this match
i could be swimming on money right now

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>6-1
What the fuckkk

>1-6

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>ALMOST 7
I think they just missed out of mercy

RACING DECIME QUE SE SIENTE

How does he do it?

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PLS MAKE IT 7 - 1

PLS

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>rac1n6

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Grêmio wot fucking paulistano crackhead

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where are the bbbascaídos?

>moyes

3 goals in 3 minutes in the first half.
3 goals in 7 minutes in the second half.

UNSTOPPABLE

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thiago santos é MUITO burro pqp

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wtf racing

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CAM ON RIVER SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

muhhhhh dickkkk

How do I get Japanese gf bros? Do you think if I go to Japan I will be able to get one?

If not 1-7 it's just pointless

WHERE IS MY 1-7?
#GALLARDOUT

>no extra time
fixed match

it's called mercy

I was masturbating to porn and we were losing 1-0
then I begun playing vidya and we scored 6 goals
new mufa and cabala

>porn

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>extra time in a 6-1

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stop watching porn and playing vidya

do you have a colombian qt?

>tfw Colombianas here are complete sluts
>tfw Colombianas in Colombia are sluts too
Gringas are the true redpill.

Sad, it's the same here, the only ones who aren't sluts are the ones who are too ugly or too fat.

Is the greatest arg player of all time?

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women these days are sluts, regardless of the country

Or even worse, they are single mothers looking for a man to raise their kid.

2nd, the 1st is Tevez

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Gremio can't into attacking

There are still qt BR girls that are not sluts unironically.
They are very very rare, but they exist.

You're one of them?!

Se o Grêmio mostrar esse futebolzinho na quartas da copalib não vão ter o grenal que tanto querem.

Kek
I used to think this too
If a girl is pretty she will be at least a little slutty
there is not an exception in this country

GOLAÇO DO MEU GRÊMIO, PUTA QUE PARIU

OHHHH NO NO NO NO

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que filho da puta

>mfw some dumb paulista journos were shitting on david braz just yesterday
TOP KEK

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inb4
>tao robano meu pomeras

time chorão do caralho

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É o inter paulista

a vitória da noite foi não ter que ver o deyverson jogar

What palms bitchin about? VAR should rule out the goal cuz of throw in ruled wrong?

yeah

throw ins are not revised by var, just a dumb little mistake by the linesman that doesn't take credibility of the golaço

They're into that messi mentality that thinks losing=refball

some *fiu, fiu, fiu*s are audible
are palmemenses outsinging the gremistas? kek

vá tomar no teu cu porco viado de merda

Will players (and coaches-HI PEP!!!)start changing their mentality because of VAR with no more cheating, tactics,etc..

*doesn't win*

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fica na tua gazela doida

Comfy cold night

pra falar comigo tem que ser campeão mundial porco viado

>0 mundiais

/copalib/ não costumava ser um lugar de tanta ignorância

Do you guys think that my São Paulo can realistically beat both Ceará tomorrow at home and Athlethicho Pharhanhaenhshe away? If we win both games we would be in the title fight. Tied with both Flamengo and Palmeiras with 30 points.

>palmeiras
A piada pronta

>Athlethicho Pharhanhaenhshe away
if they play with their reserves, then i think so

Nah, there are still some. They are a minority of the minority, of course, but there are some.

E DEPOIS DE ME CHAPA
E A CERVEJA ACABA
EU VO MATA O PUTO TRICOLOR

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Boca should unironically consider losing to Liga desu

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Why are they like this?

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>cold

claro que o incel poltardo é TMP kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

yeah, but they are ugly
in our curent culture it's imposible to woman don't be a little sluty, their friend an socienty in generaly push them to this, and women tend to "go whit the flow" or fall in to the "mob mentality"very easely.
but i think if you get a girl who it's not a lose case you can change her, if she respect you enough

Dont forget its winter down there. Its hot a comfy 74 F right now for me

No, I'm talking about qt ones. I know a couple of them that dated only one guy since school days.
I know some that only have sex in a relationship.
There are some religious girls too. There's a Tridentine Mass community in a city nearby, but its a niche of course.
I'm not saying they are the majority. 80% of them are sluts, of course, but there's a minority of non-sluts. Even in America.

Anyone want to make a /copalib/ haxball room?

my heater won't turn on, I've been through some rough nights lately, I can't wait till summer begins

Is murderball allowed?

It’s a hot and comfy 90 for me la

haxball.com/play?c=w28-enRenEI

I wonder what the most popular team in /copalib/ for each country is. I’m fairly certain of the following
Argentina- River
Colombia- Millos

Everyone else I have no idea.

vasco

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DLntFqA1o

platense, all countries

You now remember this day. Based Paul Warrior killed plastic.

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>mill8s
for real, guatemala?

Pls continue

> /copalib/ colombians
> following colombian teams
L M A O
M
A
O

V A S C O

Colombia - River
Ftfy

>Brazil: Flamengo
>Chile: Colo-Colo
>Ecuador: Barcelona
>Paraguay: Olimpia
>Peru: Universitario
>Uruguay: Peñarol

Fuck me if I know which teams are the most popular in Bolivia and Venezuela. Also, I’m sure Boca and ANal are slightly more popular in their countries.

For everyone its, Vasco, Platense and Riber. Millos are a meme that I unironically support and bitch about here so that everyone can laugh at me.

For Bolivia its probably Jew wilstermann

Someone post that pic with the trillions of fans ranking.

I don't think there's any more to talk about Argiebro, just trying to prove a point that not every girl is a slut.
I'm not saying you will date one that isn't, though.

For Bolivia it's most likely Bolivar or Strongest and for Venezuela probably Caracas.

My bad, it felt like you were sitting on a lot of info there, really engaging.

i'm bored
are going to play haxball or what

I really want to ask what haxball is but i don't want to get involved in another cp secret chat desu

it's a 2d multiplayer footy game

That's how they get ya

>another
I'm intrigued

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reminder: youtube.com/watch?v=EL9oTYgT2FM

la galaxy is playing, and so is pavón btw

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Ugly girls need love too!

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>W-WE ARE POPULAR R-RIGHT GUISE?
Why are mill8cucks so mentally deficient?

I'm so virgin that I might fall in love with just because she's a woman

*with her*

Comfy mate y pan con dulce de leche

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perkines qliaos wenos pal pico resulta que ayer andaba en el mall de compras y vi a la media mina comiendose un churrasco del juan maestro, yo me le acerque luego la mire y le dije oye sapa conchetumare me convidai de tu churrasco? y a eso respondio: que te pasa zangano reqliao hijo de la pichula del macaco pasao a poto. Fue ahi en este instante en el que me entraron unas ganas fulminantes de cagar, asi que fui al baño no sin antes hecharme la tremenda paja sobre el churrasco de la maraca. Despues cuando llegue al baño me di cuenta que no tenia ganas de cagar, asi que me puse a invocar al demonio satanas en el excusado, prendi unas velas que se las robe a una monja y comence con el ritual, Oye diablo culiao eres un ser muy bueno... bueno pa' la corneta jajajaxd ven para aca y comete mi moco chupame los cocos demonio culiao hijo de la zorra portadora del Anta virus. Fue ahi cuando llego el maricón reweón del lucifer el weón re aweonao tonto reconchetumare venia personificado como hitler nunca supe si era el mismisimo hitler pero despues de ello el sapo culiao me invito a invadir rusia y le dije que no po zángano tonto reculiao bastardo reweón hijo del pico mal metido porque yo respetaba a la URSS como buen comunista bueno para la corneta que onions jajaxdLol
asi que ahi el weon se puso belico y comenzo a pegar tulazos a diestra y siniestra en todo el baño de hombres ahi fue cuando yo active mi habilidad ninjas y me saque un sable del hoyo para cortarle el pedazo de pico de 1 kilometro que tenia el tulón reculiao, la energia que almacenaba esa pichula era tan grande que me hizo volar por los cielos hasta salir de la exosfera terrestre llendo a tal velocidad cosmica que choque con marte, lo destrui y el equilibrio de la galaxia actual del presente congruente se desintegro por un agujero negro como el de tu mamá xdxd

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>her

que dios te bendiga

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>dulce de leche
¿eso no es arequipe?

absolutely fucking based.

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And you didn't stop to think that MAYBE arequipe is called differently on other countries?

It's just curiosity, you don't need to be so rude.

youtube.com/watch?v=NVi53TsCnKI

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dulce de leche
doce de leite
arequipe
당신은 게이입니다

buseta

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>¿eso no es arequipe?
No. It's cajeta.

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Sp isn’t going to beat Athetico there

Today is Bay Day

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Reminder that kanal has no national titles.

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>tfw negra to celebrate it with

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VASCO

Comfy cold morning

>tfw no gf

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>always thought that people who read this kind of manga were fat pathetic lonely virgins who self-inserted as the main character
>regardless, I read the first chapter of gal gohan on a whim while I was on a trip
>fell in love with it
>tfw I'll never be a good enough man to have a gyaru gf

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It’s called cajeta

tfw ressaca

>not remaining drunk until 6 in the morning

Is your old man a shoemaker?

Liga del Frijol Update Match Day 4
>Una Vela Fish 3-2 Municiplel
>Paliduchos 3-0 MALacateco
>Chokeban 3-0 Guasa toya

TODAY
>Holy Arate vs. Dopetigua GFC
>Sta. Lu. Cotz. vs. Chiquinalá
>Mix Company vs. Xelawho

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Based supermarkets posters

>mulambos think trashing bbbasco is an achievement
oh nnononononononon

whats the best team to follow in the guate league? I unironically would follow it

belo

youtube.com/watch?v=PIyZ0ABh2y0

imoral

>the boomer rasin vs the dabbing zoomer riBer

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How will derossi perform in a cold night at mardel plata?

I’m going to lay down my rojo pride and give you a rundown.

Municipal (Rojos) and Comunicaciones (Cremas) are the two biggest teams. They both have 30 leagues each. Municipal is traditionally the “team of the people” and the working class while Comunicaciones is the team of the high classes. While this isn’t actually true anymore, there’s plenty of cremas choleros, it does show in attendance. While attendance in the whole league has suffered, the crema fanbase has mysteriously disappeared since 2008. If you have any information about them please contact the authorities.

Xelajú is the team of the second largest city of Quetzaltenango. They have probably the most loyal and dedicated fanbase which feeds into an autistic regionalist “altense pride” mentality. They’re known chokers but they’re the most successful provinciano team with 6 titles.

Cobán Imperial is a perennially good team that ALWAYS chokes in the semis. They’ve been supderlider like 5 times in the last five years and lost in the semis to Guastatoya every single time. They also have a very dedicated regionalist fanbase but not as autistic as Xela. They have 1 league title.

Antigua is a team that rose up to liga nacional in for the first time in 20+ years 2011 (I think). The next year they won a championship and have won a title every year since. They’ve got no history but their success has garnered them a growing fanbase which is still very pecho frio. They’ve been involved in a few doping scandals though so that’s a thing. They have 4 league titles.

(Cont)

how will derossi perform when some RiBer fan throws a stone at his side of bus's window ?

Superlelga today
> Patronato 2-1 Huracan
> Defensa y Justicia - Arsenal
> Lanus - Velez
> Boca - Aldosivi

Naciomal today
> Brown de Puerto Madryn - Barracas Central
> Dep Riestra - Gimnasia J
> Gimnasia M - Defensores de Belgrano
> Tigre - Quilmes
> Alvarado - Agropecuario

Addendum: Xelajú has only won 5 leagues not 6. Antigua has almost caught up with them.

Guastatoya is the spunky underdog team. They’ve from the capital of the most backwards and small department but with sheer grit and determination they’ve cemented themselves as a power in this era of Rojo and Crema decline. This underdog ethic has gotten them a lot of bandwagoners which is a little annoying though. They have 2 league titles which they won consecutively, something that no provinciano team has, and have been in many finals.

Mixco is a recently ascended team from the outskirts of Guatemala City. It wouldn’t be notable if it were not for the city of Mixco’s flamboyant and eccentric mayor who is a celebrity for being a weirdo boob. He invested A LOT of money on the team and I predict them to do something in the league in the near future.

Aurora is the historical “third big team”. They have 8 leagues but descended in the mid-2000s and have never recovered. They are the team of the military and suspiciously won all their titles during the dictatorship.

Suchitepéquez and Marquense are also historic teams that are now playing in Primera (segunda) División.

Everyone else is irrelevant.

was drinking from 10am to 4am last night and restarted my drinking from 11am today

>Balotelli vai ganhar no Brescia só 30% do salário oferecido pelo Flamengo
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
O TIME É TÃO PATÉTICO QUE O CARA PREFERE RECEBER 30% DO QUE TER QUE JOGAR NO FLAMERDA E FICAR NO CHEIRINHO

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>Aurora is the historical “third big team”. They have 8 leagues but descended in the mid-2000s and have never recovered. They are the team of the military and suspiciously won all their titles during the dictatorship
Based /milico/ team

Does Argentina have a milico team?
I thought it was a centraka+Ecuador team.

youtube.com/watch?v=XSn2ZiZIDMs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Based.
But where is Torcedores Putos when we need it most? These post-Copa América matches were memetastic as fuck and prime material for mad fans.

Are you sure its not cachufletas en almibar?

how was your morning, bascaído? have you stopped ignoring your whatsapp since yesterday?

And when the sun paints going to the corner dancing with the guys drinking wine and shit

SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

No that I'm aware of. The only milico teams i know in southamerica are Mariscal Santa Cruz from Bolivia (only bolivian club to win an international cup, currently ded) and El Nacional.
Some people accuse River of being associated with the last dictatorship, but that's just banter rather than a cultural thing.

Is this poetry?

it's supermerk2, so yes

I was in that thread

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O Cássio foi fenomenal aquele dia, puta que pariu.

rasin

>prantos

It a VAR world after all...

Bahia playing with 10 because of VARball

>bahiANO crying about var again

>Cruzeiro atacando
BRING MY MANO BACK

>santos gets red carded at 1'
Rogério is really lucky

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suena rototon..

*muffled Top Gear theme playing from the back street*

>dedé
Que homem!

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a 36 year old boomer dabbing on our league

>our

For me, it's Olimpia

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>prantos

are we back cruzeiro bros?

just the regular new manager bounce
you will still be relegated

>tfw needs to root for the lesser evil

youtube.com/watch?v=4_lvCnH7Phc

china azul

Thiago neves should be red carded too

imagine if cruzeiro gets past inter

What the fuck with this gay bradesco ad?

for me, it's marcelo bozac

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based weeb

se preparem coloradas

oh no no no

Kek

SE TERMINÓ LA ERA SAMPAOLI, VAMPAOLI, LA REPUTA MADRE PAOLI

weeb nem é gente

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OLE OLE OLÁ O CRUZEIRÃO VAI GOLEAR
OLE OLE OLÁ O CRUZEIRÃO VAI GOLEAR
OLE OLE OLÁ O CRUZEIRÃO VAI GOLEAR
OLE OLE OLÁ O CRUZEIRÃO VAI GOLEAR
OLE OLE OLÁ O CRUZEIRÃO VAI GOLEAR
OLE OLE OLÁ O CRUZEIRÃO VAI GOLEAR

Yes we are back bro

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Goal Bay My Cum. 1-1

Guerra

>fluminenC

>muh futebol bonito muh troca de passes perdendo e na zona de rebaixamento
>rasin tomou de 6
CHUPA MAURO CEZAR SEU PERUQUINHA DO CACETE

Gostaria de deixar registrado que TIME GRANDE NÃO CAI. O CRUZEIRO NÃO VAI CAIR. E AINDA VAI GANHAR A COPA.

Comentário pífio e sofista, nem me darei o trabalho de responder.

Como foi o gol do dani alves?

E O FLUMINENSE VAI PAGAR A SÉRIE B.

*blocks you on twitter*
Mauro pls go.

>implicando que o fluminense não vai derrubar vocês no tapetão

the worst game of the season will start in 1 bong and 10 bings

Cacá is bretty gud

I wasn’t saying which is the most important overall, but the team most followed by people who post on copalib.
I was assuming all the Colombian RiBerposters were Millonarios fans.

we could make a poll to see the stats

TIMINHO
>TIMINHO
TIMINHO
>TIMINHO
TIMINHO
>TIMINHO

Bahia 1-1 Goiás. Another Bahia home victory has been robbed by refs and again by a rigged red card at 1st half.

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>prantos

>I was assuming all the Colombian RiBerposters were Millonarios fans.
they really are.

The guy in the middle, his t-shirts looks like a Senhor do Bonfim Ribbon kek.

BASED

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> Tigre 0-2 Quilmes
b-but promedios were unfair!

Bahia has launched this shirt for some matches in 2014.

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Seamless

>tfw no longer cursed
Thank you for the two years before this Mano, but I'm so fucking glad you're out
And thank you as well based Ceni

Looks political for some reason

Is Independiente del Valle the argieslayer team?

>tibre

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Religious

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Brusque just won the Série D in front of 45k manauaras

based catarinenses

Kaká on band right now

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He's almost in his 40s and he's still have this cute boy face.
If he wasn't religious he could unironically score half of Asia if he wants.

so it's proven that the problem really was just mano menezes. i guess nobody can stop cruzeiro now

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nossa, que delícia...

Rate this

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Diniz out, Mano in
Screen this

Santos gosta de distribuir ponto pra time ruim

verdade

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Abel Braga must be the replacement

I'm not gay but dedé makes me fell weird

Based Thirteen sending the Rio Grande do Norte teams to the shadow realm (a.k.a. Série D)

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credited/10

>all those Ceará faggots complaining of refball and bringing up prejudice against nordestinos
Dear god, I hate people with persecution complexes.

It's funny because they're usually the first to start insulting us but God forbid if we talk back

i think you're gay

or just watching too much porn

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Spot on. I don't know what's the deal with nordestinos. They all brag about their superior culture and strength, but at the first criticism they turn into insufferable crybabies.
And I say this as a nordestino myself. I've decided I'm more than the place I was born, so I won't let any southerner's insults let me down.

>implying this persecution doesn't happen against Northeast

Merdestinos arent people

It's wrong to speak on "having superior culture", but having culture only. Southeast and South are more interested on copy unitedstatian culture than have an own culture

>unitedstatian
Opinion discarded

Bahia, Ceará, Fortaleza and CSA need to ally to press CBF for equal treaty on VAR

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i'm catarinense
we have no culture, so your "copy american culture" statement is not wrong

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Nothing wrong with that.
Vai pra Cuba, merdestino.

CUritiBA

youtube.com/watch?v=Sq2tDGgTzk4

Se nordestino fosse bom não viraria travesti pra se travestir aqui

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youtube.com/watch?v=n_ZXeg6gD_o

This is totally not imitating "unitedstatian" culture, no sir.

They only go south because they're better tolerated there than in their backwards-ass towns, where homophobia is truly rampant.

>implying gospels from S/SE aren't more intolerant than catholics from NE

>b-but you do that t-too!
Pathetic.

10 puntines, maquinola.

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Post fake merch from your club

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Get used to PATRONATO AKA "EL PATRON" being forever in Primera A from now on

> garrafada anti-DST
you had my curiosity now you have my attention

Gol de teo

Sos groso sabelo

Its rumored that he has a gigantic dick.

>De Rossi
>>Soldano
>>>Obando

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DEIXOU CHEGAR
WE ARE GOING TO ATROPLELATE THE LEAGUE YOU FAGGOTS

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>tfw you show up for the second set but no one is there

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*loses to memeiras at home*

*chokes against middle of the table teams*
yikes mulambo you stink

Are we, dare I say, back?

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28cm?

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Not yet, but soon. You gotta practice passing and shots on goal.

Brusque is your 2019 Brasileirão Série D champions after beating Manaus on Penalties;

Say something nice about them

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Who can stop us?

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something nice about them

Ciro 2022!

Even fucking Bahia could stop you, so get off that high horse.

>baka vs ALMSIVI

wealth beyond measure, paisa.

I want to eat her fat feminist butthole

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She doesn't look bad. But who's that anyways?

Gol de teo

>cant even score a single goal against a team with 10 (ten) players
the absolute state of santa b

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This is the post.

>proibido uso de preservativo
is that like walking in D-Day with a blindfold?

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Not even playing and based millos bringing the bantz, also the only narco-corralito friendship is Millos-Platense.

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Sorry boys, this is in the bag, screencap this!!

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Stay brusque

>yfw BTFOgo is currently the second best carioca team

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my dealer just retired fron the game lib

no more velas for me for a while, lads.

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you're not allowed to leave, leave and die

brescia

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i'm pretty sure i've seen this joke here before

i don't know what's the deal with fox sports brasil
they have the rights for the superliga but never show river/boca matches
it's always some newell's or huracán
literally no one wants to watch those matches here

i don't know any dealer and no one ever offers me some

But they aired racenig-riber yesterday

did they? i forgot i don't have fox sports 2 here lol

just came here to say that you're all capable people and we're gonna make it despite the struggles in our lives

good night, /copalib/

so finally those retards of rcn and winsports put the red card in the team box.

thanks user, sleep tight.

>score 1 goal
>park the bus
>wait for a counter to score the 2nd
>opponent ties
>no time left
>repeat next match
Alfaro should reconsider his life

Thanks Brazil, I really needed to hear this today.

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what is he thinking about?

comanse esa, cancerosos paisas
1-1
gracias bananeros

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Esta bueno. Salí de tu casa y hacé patria. Por huevones cerotes como vos es que Honduras esta en sus rodillas con las maras y el narcotrafico.

If I had come here earlier now I would have a Lib and a World Club Cup under my belt.
Also, how hard will I fuck my wife tonight ?

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT RIVERBROS
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

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It's coming home bocabros

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Thanks bro
Have a good rest

GALLARDO WILL PUT THEM ON THEIR PLACE, R-RIGHT RIVERBROS!?

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>route one football
i miss riquelme bros

>the assasins of aldosivi

I wanted to take a minute to thank you for all the webms you provide.
Based webm poster

I met my dealer through a friend and it seems like that's the process for most people who use it recreatively. That being said, I only sticked with this guy because I knew it was safe to buy from him.
>este loco cree que me la paso pelando 24/7
Obviamente trabajo, pendejo. El otro año me voy a otro país a sacar mi segundo título, e igual conozco gente que fuma de forma recreativa y siguen siendo productivas.

Aparte de eso, yo no le compraba a los mareros directamente. Mi dealer crecía su mota en la casa; a lo mucho les compraba las semillas. Mejor idea fuera que legalizaran esta vaina y estuviera regulada.

start growing your own

3-1
gracias patron

next match

deportivo cali - medellin

boquita wins again

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A FUCKING FISH

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thanks argentina i guess

twitter.com/AtleticoHuilaof/status/1163226882692833280

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>patarroyo
lmao he must've had a lot of nicknames in school

Argentina's squad for upcoming friendlies
>Andrada, Armani, Marchesin
>Otamendi, Rojo, Balerdi, Pezzella, Martinez Quarta, Montiel, Figal, Tagliafico
>Acuña, Paredes, G. Rodriguez, Lo Celso, N. Dominguez, De Paul, Zaracho, R. Pereyra, E. Palacios, Ocampos, Lanzini, Mac Allister
>J. Correa, L. Martinez, Dybala, Gaich

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who needs messi when you have A D O L F O

>Balerdi
>Rojo
>Bostamierdi
>O Cunha
>Paredes
>Pereyra
>Ocampos
>not Angel Correa
>Adolfo "le score against shitty youth teams man" Gaich

wow, this is depressing

u welcome lad

Gallardo will make history this year.

Whats her name /copalib/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=T01x1Osn3mk

Milton casca

Maria

edgy

¿Cual de todas?

Caro

now featuring bolivia uruguay and venezuela 2nd division

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Uraraka is fat

>All those red in la Liga Colombiana
based

>Ralampa Juniors
>3 red cards
jesus

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MOTD: Güanders 4-3 Nambla Jrs.
> Rampla winning 3-0 @ 44'
> fourth goal was scored with a fk @ 90'

For me it's Cow 10

>medellin

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fucking casi did it.

DON'T stare at the balls.

who /mitsubishi pajero/ here? it is called montero here for some reason.

oh shit i havent heard that band in over 10 years

Where is my man ascacibar?

Quantic boca

My grandpa has a Pajero. It's reliable and comfy af

>for some reason.
what reasons

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HEY
TU
MUCHACHA
TRISTE
VEN
DAME
UN BESO
ESO, AHH!

At the u23

VAI TOMAR NO CU FLUMINENSEEEEEEEE
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AQUI É CENTRO SPORTIVO ALAGOANO TAMBÉM CONHECIDO COMO CSA, PORRAAAAA!!!

For me, it's Universitario Benis

For me, it's

>Cerro

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for me its police chase videos
youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8xaHkXn1Q

I'm being mocked at work because of my mustache

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youtube.com/watch?v=yENOQGxFBsM
o cara fugindo no carro do gas kkk

>Fernando Diniz sacked
O NOVO TÉCNICO DO FLUMINENSE É O SENHOR WALDEMAR

VIVA!

I shaved it, I cant grow facial hair for shit. Dont give up, let it grow.

I let my beard grow for a week and today I shaved but left the mustache, now coworkers are mocking me. It's 11am and I've already been called Hitler Jr., Francisco Jr. (there's an old coworker called Francisco who happen to have a mustache) among other things

What are they saying?

Sup perros

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>fall asleep watching niche retro tech youtuber
>wake up to muslim cartoons
fucking jewtube sucks ass

Based
Start a wageslave putsch, also, post mustache

VIVA É O CARALHO

Just watched a movie called Under the Skin, weird but not bad. 8/10.

what is this?

>working from home today
>turn tv on during lunch time to watch some afternoon sports shows
>they are worse than Sonia Abrão
I didnt remember them being this bad.

button football
youtube.com/watch?v=G6MpC9M-lJw

So this is the famous 4d chess football

I heard Scarlett Johanson doed nude in this movie, though it's after breast reduction. Is it worth it?

there are like 3 million japanese brazillians in your fucking country go talk to one of them and stop using Yea Forums

yes

Worth it for me, Its a pretty decent indie film and it far from the regular hollywood garbage. Scarlett's acting is actually really good.

That's how they get ya

r8 my mustache /copalib/

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can you grow a soul patch

mitroglou/10

Mano Brown, is that you?

Salve Mil grau

amanhã tem verdão

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The idea is to have the same mustache as pic related
Fuck
Yes
Salve

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>Japan
Just go to São Paulo.

The true King of Avellaneda

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you have 24 teams in the superliga now?

based bootleg arsenlel

For me, it's Central Cock and Ball Assassination

based grondona fc

Ye. Imho 24-22 teams is a good place to stop, but i guess Fox is aiming for a sweet 20-18 teams spot (especially now that they can profit off their own copa).

I like 22 meaning, the last 2 are the ones that get relegated or have to play against the second best team of relagation to not get relegated

I think HELP will get relegated this year

> Independiente last league title: 2002
> Arsenal last league title: 2012

> Racing last international title: 1988
> Arsenal last international title: 2008

> Independiente last national cup title: 1939
> Racing last national cup title: 1945
> Arsenal last national cup title: 2013

The new 4th grande (Racing and Independiente are no longer grandes)

>imagine believing that a poor excuse of a club born out of one corrupt fat man's greed is "big".

porteiro/10

Indio genes/10.

I just found the new taringa, guess what is it

/lat/

/copalib/

/nido/

>flamerda

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/voxed/

I read 'assassina'

Tonight in "how did i end up here"

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> independiente struggled and refballed their way back to primera
> arsenal came back as champions after their very first relegation
the list just keeps going

The thinking man's negrito

Never going to happen tho

>Watching the Platense game
>Those horn
Fucking beautiful

link us up boy

Shitty link off youtube since im too lazy to look up a better one.

youtube.com/watch?v=jQbBzGqQOBs

>tyc sports
i got a better stream but it's on my pirate tv app unfortunately

I was debating whether to post this here or in that thread so I'll just post it here and there

What's her name, user?

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Ariana

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webm poster please tell me you're watching Estudiantes - Independiente

> balotelli

no, he's having sex

I have very good facial hair but I always end up shaving to avoid being confused with a filthy commie

God I wish that were me

you're getting it wrong
filthy commies actually are the ones who doesn't have good facial hair but let it grow anyway

You can always get a 70's porno mustache, I heard art hoes love that shit.

d-do they?

At least the ones here do, I cant grow facial hair for shit so that sucks.

I demand an explanation for this from Peruanon.

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cerro... /fa/?

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sad for you, but we're not pedos here.

uma delicia

They also eat Cuy, Uma delicia.

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Poor yorugua

GOL DE PLATENSE

Platense 2-0, based

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I never saw Ferro winning a game yet somehow is still on 2nd division

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>Curuchet out
TAMOS MEADOS POR PERROS LA RE CONCHA DE SU HERMANA

One day I will arrive home and Serie B won't be on tv. But it is not today.

Eduardo Sterblich

Can't expect less frpm the worst city of this shithole

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Pretty based desu

Ferro got ATROPELATED by /ourguys/

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>Medellin doesnt want to be associated with Pablo Escobars bullshit
>removing degeneracy from the city
Based, remove all that degenerate bullshit and Medellin wouldn't be as bad as it is now.

>cocaine and prostitutes
Thats enough to convince me to buy tickets and I dont even know what was meant by morbid

This aged like wine.
>becameme

wut

this reads like an actual colombia /copalib/ lmao

Pretty sure he was referring to Arsenal, not independiente

kek

Is this the 2010 wc theme?

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For me its 2006.
youtube.com/watch?v=cGB83476ZPA

TO WIN AGAIN!

New thread

uhhh...

lmao imagine this continent without drugs and prostitutes

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I know. That's why I said that.
Independiente just lost horribly, making the whole thing even more real.

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FERNANDO DINIZ DEMITIDO
CHUPA MAURO "PERUQUINHA" CERGIO
USA UNS 3 HIDRATANTES NESSA JUBA AÍ
PRINCESA DO CABELO SEDOSO TEM TESÃO POR TOQUE DE BOLA PQ NINGUÉM TOCA TUA BOLA

new thread but with a perro

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life always finds a way

basado

baseado