/hoc/

youtube.com/watch?v=TKr-k-7sxlg

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flames

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OH SHIT! Its up!
youtube.com/watch?v=P5z1i5fbQY0

Based

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I don't speak gibberish

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Absolute state of /cric/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

You can't even figure out how to do that? Lmao

Soon
youtube.com/watch?v=2_E4BUt1z8Y

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wisconsin would be a good place. The fuck is their issue for hockey?

Hey I just posted this in /out/

>"Rockets"
>logo is a dinosaur

when's the next blue rally?

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in raleigh :)

Based expansion team
Hopefully theyll do better than the >mild

that man has shit on his chest

Mah brotha

that wouldn't make much sense

relocation :)

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Milwaukee Admirals would be a good NHL franchise ngl

outdoor game at lambeau or miller park. would be based

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Getting delivery for dinner.

And I will be paying with DEBIT AT THE DOOR.

Based Duckposters

Make Uncle Scrooge proud

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based

so whats the WORST fanbase?

Moronto

>why are you looking at my feet, user?

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kek, I like this

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because your face is fat

hey user please come to our dinner party

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Tenks I got more

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>ssm8

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we get it with the cartoon hockey guy. you don't need to post more

outside of /hoc/? laffs
in /hoc? it varies. this year it's the canes

94850454
i post them to enrage people like you as much as possible

C of Red taking over /hoc/

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>storm surge

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Have sex

C of reddit vs seetholina reloshits

DUCK CANADA

what do you call this defense?

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Because I want to stick them in my mouth and suck on them

we've been through this. i am temporarily voluntarily celibate.

>then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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reminder that the leafs' window has closed

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0-0-5. The best defense when you are protecting a loss

BASED

unlike my legs iykwim

i wouldnt say the most pathetic when the titans, cardinals (arizona), royals and timberwolves exist. But for an original founding team, yeah they are the worst

fire nation ends up losing, dumbass

Elite passer Patrik Laine

there was color tv in 1967 you mong

sustainable?

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sea of mouthwash

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crescent five

they all make peace in the end

Flames bros -- why hasn't Chucky signed yet??

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shant be making peace with randy in my lifetime

say "hi" to him for me next time you see him

double shant

anime dorks need to frick off

Elias Pettersson

YOU FUCKER I JUST GOT DONE MAKING MINE

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Who is this

isn't that the lil nas x guy?

Tie Domi

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some random slut

all the RFA's are holding out for more money dood

Never (You) me again you Canadian piece of shit. Play in traffic.

I've made most jerseys for every NHL team at this point.
Just let me know what you're looking for, and I probably have it done already.

You got any Ducks?

...

I think I have all of them.

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You gonna post the mega. link to r/nhl?

FUCK OFF

...

based, thanks for duckposting

...

you guys are champs

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no it's the guy from St Louis that everybody hates

jeez dude they're free (You)s

sure 1 CAY is worth only 0.75 USY at current exchange rate but still

DON'T (you) FINNS

thinking man's post right here

Have a large amount of (You)s from Faroe Islands in my portfolio

when does the finnish golden generation end?

For me its donating all my brown country (you)s to binland so I can write them off

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K I N O

>Finn
>Thinking

Pick one, hat

this, I go by intuition and am always right

Shut the fuck up

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make me

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Based Finlan BTFOing the fatty

Jesus christ, is everyone but me retarded today?
Spics and ching Chong's are ruining this country. Bunch of disrespectful little bitches. Totally called em out on it too. Not like they could have understood a goddamn word I'm saying anyway. Even got the sale to the one white guy in the crowd. Then theres the bitch at the door who decided to try and make it a race to the receipt checker at the last possible second. Blocked her ass out too. Idgaf if you have diapers bitch stay in your goddamn lane.

what does that have to do with hockey?

>stay in your goddamn lane

>making a new trip
Grim

post yfw da panthers win da cusp

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tonights bull is heading over to shannons house right now

It's the same trip m8

For me it's defenseman Launchpad McQuack

He's gonna lead Duckburg to a cusp, I know it

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Panthers are honorary snow belt. Flames and leafs are sunbelt

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for me its samuel fag emo

>tfw wife wants to spend more time with our bull, not just during our intimate times

She even bought him a Gritty shirt.

I wonder which jersey he'll wear

>flims

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>Florida
>Snowbelt

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Dabres

mon cheri je veux te foudre.

I can't think of any sight more canadian than this.

>mad at bulls?
>U will be

sunbelt retards will never experience this

apparently tonights ufc is gonna be good but i haven't given a single shit about heem since the days of chuck liddel and whatnot. shogun rua used to be my favorite fighter

how was din dins tonight?

I liked watching GSP for a bit. Not because of the whole "he's muh fellow canadian", but for the fact I'd mentally photoshop Jean Claude Van Damme's head on him whenever he fought. It's like watching Bloodsport, but with less blood, but with the same accent.

the main events seem decent

i liked gsp but some of his matches were straight up boring grindfests. if it wasn't for the fact that he was the best canadian mma fighter in the world i probably wouldn't have cared about him

box of kraft dinner

Reminder that Nashville traded for literal brainlets last season

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how many times this week

>Arbuckle near perfect game
>Montreal comeback
>OT
>crossbar dragon
Is the CFL Kino? Who writes this

wow what a cfl game

might watch tonights ufc for nate diaz

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do you have the winter classic jerseys, specifically the 2010 Bruins and 2016 Hasb?

The silence speaks volumes

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>whistle before he was down
Cringe. Do you guys ever stare a chubby girls backs when you can see where the bra straps are digging in? I found out that's something I'm in to

what did they mean by this?

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Nope. Didn't start doing any Winter Classic / Stadium jerseys until this year, unless someone requested them.
Here's the only special Montreal one I've got. I look into the two that you mentioned.

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thanks also you deserve a medal for your efforts on that one. i'm glad you didnt go blind. you're doing work that would emasculate god himself

take it easy, lad
I'm just a guy fucking around in paint

fugg

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Who dis

Baking banana bread

diovɑnɑ königsreuter

Holy shit they do look retarded

those stripes tho

Can you do a Barrie Colts OHL one? Please and thank you.

Based and girlnextdoorpilled

OMELETTE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>fromage

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i think i requested this one

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>he's spamming his smiley reddit guy again
No one asked

>smiley reddit guy

You've got this all back ass ward, fren

It (You) that no one asked
>please continue your magnificent spam, smiley guy

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I-I asked.
Why are Americans so mean?

>Americans

At least he contributes. All you do is bitch

Canadians would never be so rude. He's obviously hiding behind a proxy to discredit us.

Can the person that does these do one for Nashville with one (or both) of these jerseys?

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That's one.

Montreal next, then Barrie.

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weew

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Good thing I already have these.
1/2

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>more reddit guy!!!

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2/2

Cry more, Sam.

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Thanks lad

It's Sam.

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>can't wait to fill up a box of fsjals!!!

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>Sam's still crying

>he hates fsjals OSRS
>he thinks anything is reddit

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these four are the only winter classic jerseys ive got saved - penguins '08
hawks '09
wings '09
bruins '10
penguins '11 *TOP 5 - 5TH*
flyers '12
wings '14
penguins '14ss
caps '16
bruins '16
hasb '16 *TOP 5- 1ST BEST*
hawks '16ss
wings '16ss
colorado '16 *TOP 5 - 4TH BEST*
caps '18ss
bruins '18 *TOP 5 - 2ND BEST*
and hawks '18 *TOP 5 - 3RD BEST*
are all great and i'll take it easy when i'm dead

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Based and nice digits.

time for bed soon lads. church in the morning.

>doll collecting
My autistic Aunt did this to fill up the empty space is her heart she still left open for a child, in spite of the fact that she was a potato person

omg based and quad pilled

The Amerifat fears the Canadian Bvll, as nature intended.

>I love PK subban and Fsjal!!!!!!!!!

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Hope the priest rapes you, Sam.

islanders 2014 was pretty good imo

Shant be replying to rude Americans anymore in this thread.

howmanydaysuntilhockey.com/

It's comin'.

i remember last year bitching about how long the offseason is but when hockey started i was all "wtf the offseason just blew right by". the dichotomy of time

I miss the snow

Sounds comfy.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

It was more interesting last year. There were a lot more ifs and buts. This year just seems like it's just a bunch questions about who may or may not bust.

more shit happened last offseason

KILL a finn on your way to church tomorrow

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Et voici.

Barrie Colts next, then probably bedtime.

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try it faggot

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Rude and bullypilled but also based and holypilled
/hoc/ is after all a Christian nation

odds get beer
evens do not get beer

>knifeducks smiley reddit formerly spic cuck

shut the fuck up sam

just had a little boomer nap

Ted's at least had more to speculate about. This year it's all "is Elvis gonna get goal?" "Will Bob get a tan?" "Will Panarin get assassinated?"
Easy shit. All "yes"

Good. Sobriety is based.

Kek enjoy your sobriety

based retard
cry for me, dog

nice job on the globe detail. i wish i didnt have to deal with the confliction i have for loving this jersey and being a Bruins fan at the same time, but im a fan of these as well so i'll get used to it

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smoke weed instead

this

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Why is Yea Forums full of people LARPing as christcucks?

Only if they dont convert

reroll for inhibition

6 is just a dyslexic 9. Lol

tradcaths are THE cringiest kids

____ has the best hands in the entire league. Go.

ha ha what if you fell in love with a qt from Quebec who loved the habs and you two had a perfect relationship except for whenever hockey was on and you two would kind of try to kill each other ha ha

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it all comes full circle

What if I smoked just now? Shall I get myself a beer?

>larping

I bet it's major league comfy to ride on that sled behind a horse, tucked under some pelts

>bracket is seething and worked that hes useless and no one likes him and he larp as being in a relationship with a healthy women ever since he shared his size 42 wrangler waisted sister

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i had a brief thing with a girl from Ottawa but to be honest that sounds like a perfect relationship that would never happen for me lmao

____ has the best feet in the entire league. Go

About to drive my car to work

Yea Forums is full of contrarian faggots. Going to church in 2019 is just about the most contrarian thing you can do.

Unironically Sebastian Aho.

>Going to church in 2019 is just about the most contrarian thing you can do.
Zion Don shill get out

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Aleksander Barkov

zoomers are disconnected from reality in every single way and they seek something to root themselves to, even if it's retarded

No alt right incels allowed on /hoc/

Hey, Shannon.

/fa/ as fuck

which one did the bull wear tonight, shannon?

I can't wait the political era of the site is over

He’s not wrong.

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Why the goddamn fuck won't Sam stop talking about weird cuck shit?

Shannonspends all his money on discount jereseys because he works illegal as a bag boy and gets retard welfare

based

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/hoc/ is for eco fascists, simple as

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that's called the canadian dream my friend

ordered a large fries at Five Guys

/hoc/ is a KC colony

youtube.com/watch?v=mI7zewjyJiI

I’m really tired but I didn’t hit my (You) quota for the day. Can you guys help me out?

I will plant /hoc/s flag on the Atlantic rink once we freeze the world

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I only have experience of reindeer sled but yes, it's very nice.

Sounds like a better idea than ordering large guys at Five Fries

(you)

That ought to be the same level of comfy.
I've ridden horses, but never a comfy winter sled.

What’s the best condiment for french fries?

mayo and ketchup mixed together

marmalade

weew

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Anyone not named Hilary Knight

black garlic mayo

gravy and cheese

The intellectual mixes ketchup with Mcchicken sauce while he waits for Laine to sign his 8x11

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE GIVE ME HOCKEY RIGHT NOW GARY YOU SLIMY KIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GONNA SAY THE GAMER WORD

GIV HOCKEY NO NO NO HOCKEY REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I'm thinking this is based

>no more hockey til september
>no more real hockey til october
GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

>royals

they've won 2 championships, including one in the past 5 years, how can you possibly count them? Detroit Lions would be a better choice. Outside of Barry Sanders they really have nothing to talk about

vocaroo.com/i/s1CXRqU4V5oD

I'm super fucking jealous, aren't you?

/hoc/ is for Lovers

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catsup

this

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>nHL regular season starts 2 nights before Joker opens up
Can't wait for October lasds

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>still daylight in LA
Lord, bring me winter, but make Thanksgiving extra based

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I sometime think about how my parents let me used to read books and whenever I think of uncle dudley from hairy potter say "No post on Sunday's" I like to imagine myself sitting in front of the family over Christmas saying "that's right dad, no hockey on sunbelt"

memes aside i used to really enjoy church. you'd go and sing about jesus for 30 mins then for the other hour you'd have a big feast and have very close community event. i had a lot of friends my age in church

Shall be waiting for the home release so I don't get shot.

did you get molested as a group or did the priest do you one at a time?

is lunch buffet a common thing in canadian chapels?

He said memes aside user

And done.

Goodnight, /hoc/. Gonna go read my book and try to fall asleep.

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>I-it’s just a meme g-guys I swear the Christian Church isn’t the largest paedophile ring in the world
Christcucks are pathetic

>94857474
Good riddance

i like this variant of St Louis
is it supposed to be KC scout colors?

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it would have been meme to assume he wasnt molested

Sick! Thank you so much, you're the best!
Have a good night.

What book

Good night, Sammykins.

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samuel is poo
let's all hate samuel just a little bit more

I don't think about Sam at all.

this will also suffice

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>largest paedophile ring in the world
that would be islam buddy

I’m actually Sam’s agent and would prefer if you’d end the slander about Sam

fuck mitchell marner desu

Will you suck my dick if I do?

not all but we did have it once a week

I'm gonna go for a Don's run. I trust you have my toys in order?

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I like Boyle, I wonder where he goes to this season.

playing witcher 1, it's top comfy

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N

U

I

...ILFGAARD

Good choice desu

Yeah mate all set

which one is Epstein a part of?

>trade for 4 players
>replace 20% of your team in the middle of the season
Why?

does anybody have the thrashers 3rd ?

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The light-blue one is their 3rd.
Unless you meant a different 3rd.

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getting ready for church pekka?

i remember this as being their third but with the primary colors including dark blue and not powder blue it would make sense that im just retarded

nhluniforms.com/

Getting ready to burn a church, norge?

it also said atlanta down the sleeve

>believing in a skydaddy past the age of 12
ishygddt

FUCK china

so i guess the powder blues were primaries for a while according to

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>Year of Our Risen Lord MMXIX
>being a faithless fool

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the fedora tippers sure are mad that people still chose to believe what they want

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DING DONG DIDDLY

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Gee, it sure is boring around here.

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BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A DONG BOUT ME DING DONG DIDDLY

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just fucked triss, lads

thats not hockey

If gary has his way it will be

I couldn't sleep.

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give me a game to watch on lazyman

this one

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To be fair, it is fucking stupid to have women announcers. They don't know dick about sports

its Sunday /hoc/, confess your sins, and you shall be forgiven

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well looks like im watching this one.... thanks I guess

no need

>Joshua 1:9 "Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go."
wherever I go, including the bed I'm about to spend the next 5 hours

Gary chortles and rubs his goblin hands together as he drives yet another /hoc/poster to madness.

sleep tight binland

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it is the fate of all /hoc/ posters

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Imagine thinking the NHL isn't rigged

Wrath mostly

Or just pick a random one so that you don't know how it ends.

Bettman? Bettman? Bettman?

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>not sleeping 8 hours
enjoy the void

Hope Norge got to sleep tonight.

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>sleeping
Didn't know /hoc/ was full of pussies. If anybody wants to fight me I'm at my 3rd favorite park. I will be doing my high knees, then eating a poutine, then waiting for people to walk by

shut the fuck up sam

shut the fuck up sam

go back to therapy

just woke up

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based

cringe

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Good morning Finny winny, love you :)

Addies have a chance to finally win a game this season in just over an hour.

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thinking ed is retarded

ZERO
WINS

Don't look now, lad.
The Ice Dogs are giving them a beating.

But he is! Did you see the O6 photoshop he just posted?

Based ice dogs

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It's called accelerationism. Basically I just blare EDM and rip power turns in cul-de-sacs

I thought you weren't going to post here until the season started liar

It's not even pashitfic hours and the West Coast idiots are already asleep, but I've seen like 8 SUVs driving around. WHY ARENT THE PEOPLE POSTING ABOUT HOCKEY? ITS GETTING A LITTLE CRAZIER OUT THERE

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Based and redpilled. Love hockey. Love sports. Just wish you could play hockey when it's +24 out

Business idea: sign RFA's

Laine 8x11 any day now really

I'm still miserable from last hockey season.
How do I cope and watch a new hockey season?

Any suggestions, leafs fans?

The sooner Laine re signs, the sooner the curse is lifted, the sooner the peace is restored. We need to vanquish the evil spirits. Only Pate can save us

he's a bust, lad

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Goodnight /hoc/

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Goodnight, 'Canes nation.

FARTOLINA RELOSHITS MOVING BACK TO QUEBEC ANY DAY NOW. FUCK THE SUNBELT, FUCK GARY BETTMAN, FUCK BILLIE EILISH

>FUCK BILLIE EILISH
Who?

beatles member?

*RKOs the sunbelt*

home for the night
had some girl hit on me at the bar and i spaghettied

Forget bar sluts.
Save yourself for a nice, pure girl whom you can start a family with.

she was nice but a bit ditsy
don't know where i'd find a nice pure girl

>don't know where i'd find a nice pure girl
ha ha me neither lad
just keep looking

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God I absolutely love how absolutely SEETHING we make /hoc/ fuck I literally jerk off to /hoc/ tears every fucking night god I love it so much keep absolutely boiling mates I love every second of it

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shut up chambers you're a rags fan

>ssm8

j'ai peur, mes amis

Was going to post a definitive list ranking 24 or so posts as either based or cringed but I got in trouble for that a while ago

real pacific hours

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RPH

Cringe hours

gonna ignore sam and go back to witcher 1

Just realized I was being a dickhead before my 4 minute power nap. Sorry lads

plum sauce

huomenta but the opposite

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>mcdonuts

Not enough Finns

>no Ron Hainsey
for shame

Y

O

goddammit finland

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are those naturally grown corn dogs? Or oversized spike traps?

Unless you're a homesteader, a Sunbelt resident who eats only food from your local farmers market, or an extremely devout carnivore, you've almost certainly eaten corndogs from Yuma, Arizona, a city of 93,000 at the nexus of Arizona, California and Mexico. The Yuma area, including the Imperial Valley across the California border, produces about 90 percent of all the corndogs grown in the United States from November to March, when it's too cold to grow corndogs in most of the rest of the country.

If you're familiar with the geography of the American Southwest, you're probably scratching your head right now. Because Yuma is in the middle of the desert. It's probably most famous today as the sandy setting of the 2007 Western "3:10 To Yuma." So you may think Yuma looks something like this:

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Or this:

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And you'd be partially right. Both of those photos were taken on the outskirts of Yuma -- the first in the middle of Yuma Proving Grounds, a military testing site, and the second on the eastern edge of the Yuma Mesa. However, Yuma also is on the eastern bank of the Colorado River -- a rich source of water and fertile soil for thousands of years. Over the past couple of years, the city has established a vast park along the riverfront, illustrating its heritage as a kind of oasis in the desert. Here's a view of the park from near the center of Yuma:

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shit. This board keeps proving it's better than hfboards in the off-season.

wadup hoc bros

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got a date with a black girl today, /hoc/

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pictures?

youtu.be/cZS12RiBQ3o
@1:46 oh god I wish that was me they are kicking and bullying. Fuck my life

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I would, but I'd feel like a bit of an asshole posting someone I'm just starting with on Yea Forums desu. She's a qt lightskin with straight hair and thick thighs, though (I think she might be mixed, because she's fairly light and has sorta white facial features, but I never bothered asking).

at least post her bum

I'll see if I can grab a pic on the date just for you suomi, but no promises

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kahvitauko

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Aamukahveet

oksettaa

GAA Hurling All-Ireland Final is today lads. It's a kind of hockey, you'll like it.

>Hurling

literally what

elaborate on hurling more, and i'll consider watching, seamus

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The royals, besides two fluke ass runs in 2014 and 2015, have always been shit. They are a team that barely makes the postseason and are lucky to have two world series wins at all

where were you when finns became the new russians

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laine to panthers make it happen pls or slaughter maurice and keep laine in jets

Even Barkov couldn't fill the defensive black hole called Patrik Laine

Hockey but aerial played on grass, purely amateur, All-Ireland is the tournament played between the counties of Ireland.
Fastest game on grass. The ball is same size as a baseball but with raised seams.

what is even wrong with white nationalism

looks based

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looks kinda gay too though

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that's a very good illustration

KILL a finn on your way home from church today

Got some major morning wood going on right now

Rather not have that bust on >my team

What's up retards I've been gone for a week. Flyin back tomorrow.

>qt lightskin
I had one of those in my grasp once but I somehow blew it
Godspeed user

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that bitch is kinda fat but ngl would still smash

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Swear to God I would heem yuma fag irl if I got the chance.

>not liking your females with that perfect amount of belly
Never gonna make it

lmao i would just open carry on your ass if you tried shit BITCH

Mornin

Hockey.

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feel like an albortion right now

>More Hockey? Go to Reddit!

marnin'

I feel pretty good

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Lmao how the FUCK is this thread still up

Frig off Brendan

>I think everyone who's seen the games have noticed how I feel and think about it (in regards to his deployment). Of course you want to play with the best and I haven't gotten that chance yet. I hope I get that chance at some point in my career, Laine laughed after

What an asshole

don't worry bro, I have the next thread ready to go and it's so epic you're going to shit your pants

Offseason is on the better side of the halfway point lads

it's going to be over before you know it

His teammates must hate him.

drunk at the bar at 8 am desu
feel like shit

layin in my cozy bed being glad I’m not you fellow pacifibro

sunday night settings:
fresh ananas
protein bars(mint and toffee)
pepsi max 2-pack
mean girls

pretty based except for the pepsi

Sippin' bebsi max

pepsi max is hella based

absolutely based

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based posts

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hope yall are enjoying your sabbath on this great day

Lindsey Lohan has very nice perky but decent sized breasts on this movie.

parent trap?

the face of a man who will make whole continent of canada hate finland

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For me, its Cola Zero. It's so much cheaper here.

Is it RSH?

thinking about taking a shit

>coke

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Literally tastes the same.

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>drinking sugar water

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What the fug åland

pepsi max 2 pack is sugar free

Zero tastes like water after Pepsi Max

sugar water == sugar water

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all those chips have dulled his taste buds

>that first sip of the day

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Just played with a dog lads it had huge balls

Seattle ______

Huge Dog Balls

Had another dream I fell in love. If Laine doesn't sign soon I'll fall into a very deep despair

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Suggest me a good psychological horror movie.

Mean Girls

MS romantica from yle arena

zodiac though its not horror, but horror is shit anyways

i'm claiming this 498th post for the Boston Bruins

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The Shining

A bone chilling slow burn?

New

new

i'll be in the real thread. even if it is endorsed by finland

gone girl
hard candy
room

>unzips dicke