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harmonatorrrrrr edition
No englishfags this is Bristol, TN, not some nigger infested county on the British isles

Green flag @ 6:30 CDT (15 fucking minutes)

Rags4Gimmie

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Damn, didn't realize the stands were that tall.

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

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You stupid fucking idiot. Paul Menard's dad is literally the richest man in Wisconsin. HIS FUCKING DAD OWNS ALL THE MENARDS STORES IN THE USA.

Paul Menard has won one fucking NASCAR race in his life in the over 10 years he's been racing. It was at Indianapolis and it was because he was on fuel strategy (Gordon was caching him).

PAUL MENARD FUCKING SUCKS

Don't ever post this stupid shit again

>driver intros
>announcers mic doesnt work
>backmarkers have beer guts

at least bubba chose a dank song

official winner roll

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Quit fighting you two because I've actually met Paul Menard before

I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.

The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.

When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.

Glad we got that out of the way

David Ragan just retired I think

>I'm Ryan Blaney, thanks for coming.

Lmao this is fuggin epic

Dubs and Gimmie an heroes after tonight's race

based and harmonatorpilled

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>Suarez chooses the most beaner if beaner music

Epic

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What if David Ragan won today?

>thatonetimemikeharmonalmostgotcutinhalf.webm

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lmao that actually is fun story
but basicaly yea, Paul is an stupid driver that is only in NASCAR beacuse of dad´s money

>hope I don't put it in the wall
Kek

Knoxville here-

bristol is a fucking shithole

Roll for winner.

>And now...
>Driver of the #41
>Daniel Suarez!
>la cucaracha starts playing
>Daniel walks out wearing mariachi outfit

>welcome to /turnleft/ brazil

>VERY fast Harmon moving at incredibly hihg speed

y'all ready for CAWSHUN every 10 laps

desu i came to few threads before, but without the trip

i am with the trip now beacuse i am also on another thread at same time

trip is gay

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I am rooting for Jimmie tonight

>Jr dead in plane crash

RIP wtf

i'll be fine with 20 cautions if it's like last night

>backmarkers crashing every other lap
>fastest cars wreck early
>engine failures

Koshien?

why the night race always atract an full house but the march one is so bad that they need to put less chairs on the track?

i have my reasons to use, one of them is the bad image of hues on certain generals

Look at all those white people

#NASCARDriveForDiversity

As long as Kryle gets wrecked we good.

Do you even hotring?

Catchup OFF is right.

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what do you guys think paul menard would order at wendys? i am a chef there and i often fantasize about paul coming into my store and ordering a few hamburgers. he would ask for no mayo on the burgers because he is a fit and handsome racecar driver who doesnt need mayo but needs the protein from delicious wendys hamburgers. what would he order for a soda? would he ask for extra ketchup packets? its thoughts like these that make my minimum wage slave job bearable

these kids are going to be farmed out to the rich NASCAR sponsors tonight

Rolling for what lap Larson hits the wall

>chairs

leave

Let's go Wood Bros

BASED

What do you guys think about all the complaints this week about NASCAR's partnership with Barstool considering that their owner is a giant piece of shit?

Sorry favelamonkey, we only turn left here

I will always love Senna, but it's a whole different sport here

He drinks sprite, he wouldn't want extra ketchup and he would have mayo because he only goes to Wendy's the day after a race.
Also, unionize.

>blocks Kryle's path

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based and menardpilled

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Yup

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>catchup off
>get wreck in turn 1 lap 1
>proceed to drive in cirlces for 16 more laps alone

No thanks, i am super car skill racing all the way

Get him Bubba

>except that time when carl Edwards whooped Schumacher

I am also a chef at Wendy's and have a 2" dick and make $30,000 a year

Kyle and Bubba are constantly going to be meeting in the race. Expect payback from Watkins Glen

who are these foreigners, only chile bro and glacier nigger are aloud here

what if Bubba Wallace wrecked Kyle Busch every week? Does NASCAR have any sort of rule that could lead to a race-ban like F1 has?

FUCK YEA, ITS BRISTOL YA SOM BITCHES!

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don't get wrecked then. Anyway, it's shit if there's not at least 20 in the race, if you do spin early you can catch up others as I hook them from 4th place

Madlad Gimmie tonight.

Get ready boys

>you can catchup
>catchup off

pick 1 potato nagur

*wins

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There's not really a specific rule AFAIK but they can definitely ban anyone that's causing too much trouble regardless of the rules.

The Irishman remains undetected by this particular gatekeeper.

The Bristol shake

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desu i always liked NASCAR than Senna

Senna is cool and full of talent but nothing get closer to Oval racing with 3 cars side by side along side 37 others
also NASCAR road racing is so fun than F1 nowdays

*snorts coke off the steering wheel*

You can catch up if you are actually good at the game

Slipstream, 3rd option. Fucking almost had to call you a retard then.

Thoughts on exploding last place?

Based Knoxville bro

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The American South is populated almost entirely by Scots-Irish so you are good senpai

i was here on Daytona 500 but i was busy to post on Dega and Glen

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rolling for who wrecks Kryle

You would think that with all those empty seats the cheapest ticket would be less that $120.00

Hunting is convervation now? huh?

JUST SAY THE COMMAND

Ralling for Larson wall lap

yeah maybe on skilled course but not an oval

highly suggested blowing up the trolls each lap

Imagine actually being a Kyle Busch fan

NASCAR road racing is underrated by fans and drivers. As I see it, NASCAR was better a few years ago, maybe even 20 years ago. I still like it, short track superspeedway it's all good, but it can be so much better.

Fuck off paddy

Newfag detected

There used to be 43, not 40

Night races always charge an extra 60 bucks for some reason. Never have gone to one. Not worth it.

>Whitney is jealous

We all cousins round these parts eh. Yeah, fucking love you southerners, better food nicer manners good decent folk.

rolling for winner

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I live about an hour from Bristol. Was thinking about going tonight until ticket prices. Not going to sit in chicken bone alley on a short track with lots of cautions.

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>Muh Dale

Mediocre driver that could never win anything without wrecking the first place driver to take his position

I'd love to see Pocono at night. Nothing like being eaten alive by mosquitoes and the Pennsylvania state bird the tick.

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bruh

what almost killed NASCAR whas 2 things

1- excess of 1.5 zZZzzZz tracks
2- how COT and Gen 6 runs in most tracks

i HOPE 2021 car fix those problems and new tracks, even if are new Rovals, comes up, even is this one in Kansas

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blaney is the most soi driver in the field

Which racer is the most soi?

Shut your damn mouth, Yankee

damn the yankee north, just like those pretentious tea sipping english

yea, but if i said 43 i would look dumb and incooerence

i know that in the past there was 38 on Truck, 42 on Nationwide/Busch and 43 on Cup

Holy shit its 83 still at Bristol....

Road racing is only good in NASCAR because the young drivers, in particular, are aggressive as fuck.

Track position is king in F1/sports cars racing but in NASCAR because of the amount of safety cars and restarts, it's awfully hard to get a big lead and maintain it. At the restart, it's a crapshoot of who spins their tyres and who gets good grip

based

martin kotex

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NASCAR's fanbase is at local short tracks where tickets are $12 bucks.

blaney

Danica probably has the highest e levels. I used to think Kyle was such a little bitch but I'm mellowed.

Cookie cutter new tracks, closing classic tracks, rapid expansion during the mid 2000s, and pandering to non NASCAR fans is what fucked it up.

N. Wilkesboro and Rockingham are just sitting empty which is a damn shame.

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lelson

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>bristol
oh yeah

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for me, it's natalie decker

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Blaney no question

Larson into the wall in 3... 2.... 1....

Would unironically sniff her ass

i think that isnt even the young drivers, the car itself is agressive

its an V8 with lot of RPM going having to accelerate and unacelerate all the time

So they're only racing 20 cars tonight? Wtf think of the sponsors

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Road America manages to keep all the bugs away somehow. No idea how they do it. It's space magic.

i would only do it ironically

Notice how there is no sponsor for potatoes in this sport

That's because we have an over abundance of them unlike you

probably spray the shit out of it weeks in advance like they used to do with summer camps.

fuuuuuck
i would eat her ass

>Track position is king in sports cars racing
Not really, especially in IMSA and Blancpain where they always use safety cars on cautions.

39 cars tonight but nice bait

Not to mention a live rear axle, a 4 speed manual, no abs, shit for grip in general, etc etc etc.

These things are whales and you have to manhandle them around corners.

based retard

eye like em older n thicker

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Moar

>denny

How long before lelson lels himself?

Oh fuck, I'm done for I'll never be able to post again.

Imagine getting lapped not even 10 minutes into the race

52 is the best looking car on the track tonight.

>These things are whales and you have to manhandle them around corners.

this

for me, it's Sophia Floersch

youtu.be/445YsTL9fOs?t=50

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>lelson

SOON

oh good god those teeth....

disgusting

Before someone asks, no, she didn't died

Race over
This track sucks
Fuck the high line

huh

>N. Wilkesboro and Rockingham are just sitting empty which is a damn shame.
That's the damned truth. Bring back 2 Darlington races

For me, it's the #00 car

you don't know shit

???

This race won't suck until the traction compound wears off on the bottom, then everyone will run the middle and the lap cars will run the bottom, leaving the leader with enough clean air to pull away and no option for the second place car to make a move

That's where you're wrong kiddo

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That onboard camera was based, can't lie
I hope indycar finally upgrades their cameras next year, 720p is fuckin' embarrassing

jgrwinslol

F for Matty D.

He's out of a ride after this year

>
>
> (checked)

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I honestly wouldn't mind it if Dibenedetto won

WHO /snortin blow/ HERE?

I hear that Bell is going to the 95 to make a new dominant JGR satellite team happen

>muh diredditto underdog storyline already

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he's 100% getting picked up by another team. Fuck JGR regardless though.

based

matty reddit is cringe just like briscoe and chastain

we know who the real redpilled racers are

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Good riddance

Leavine will always be second-fiddle to Gibbs if they know what's good for them. Wouldn't want the price of their tech alliance to (((((increase))))) like it did with Furniture Row.

Based LFR dropping paydriver Matt Dibenedetto.

Hopefully it opens up another seat for a guy like Paul Menard who had to scratch and claw his way up the ladder, wasn't given anything, and didn't use daddy's money to buy rides

how could it not happen, Leavine said he didn't want Matt to leave

BASED

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>lelgano

>lelgano

>lolgano

>Bubba and Kryle
oh shit

...

Link for the race? They are passing on the fox sports app but it doesnt work on the pc, fuck me

Kryle 'bouta get lapped

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CAWSHUN

>Autism

lel

>Toyota leading again
why Toyota is so deamn good in non-SS tracks

They won almost 75% of races this year, and they dont want to stop

FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>Gimmie Autism

nbcsports.com/

Hahahahah

try Fox Play or the Fox Sports website on PC

GOD DAMN IT GIMMIE

STOP CRASHING

twitch /besweeet79

Of course Busch gets the free pass.

Toyota has the most downforce and the Camry drives well out of the corners.

Tire just popped

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Cheater parts

Could nascar cars use a single larger lug but like f1?

sure, but why?

it wouldn't be a stock car anymore if they did that

They could, but NASCAR prides itself on not being a faggot from /g/

Thats what I was trying to do, it says that it isnt available on your region

they could but changing the whole system would be much more expensive

Kek

Faster pit stops.

Thanks bro

why? are they too slow for you?

strange, but i dont blame you
Fox is being an mess since they started the sell process to someone, i hope it ends up to DAZN or USA Fox

kek, jesus christ autism, just give up already

No, but you’d figure they’d want them.

why would they want quicker pit stops? Its not like only one team would do it.

Dazn is good, but 40 reais is a pain in the ass, just to watch f2, f3 and indy

>Gimmie now -2 laps

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Seriously how is someone like Jimmie Johnson slower than fucking Larson. There is absolutely some fuckery happening between Toyota cars and the Chevrolets being absolute trash.

>Kryle exposed as high line babby

it was made to be an multi-sports stream so if you like a nsingle sport (ahem people that only like soccer here ahem) will think that it sucks as fuck

about motorsports they put Super Motobikes as well

Just for comparison, I pay 12 reais to motorsport.tv, and now I can watch a lot of categories, like f4's, f3's, super formula and super gt, etc

I know, but lets say I just like to watch 4 wheels sports

Larson is chevy also
The problem is that JJ should retire, but he wants keep going beacuse i feel he wants gets another last title and kick in his door to hall of fame even more before he retires

Gimmie's car is fucked up from hitting Autism

i need an credit card to get those stuff

Nice finish to s1

aside from Chase, CGR has had faster Chevys than HMS this year

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Kek based hemric

>Tranny Toyota commercial

I KEEP WAITING FOR YOOOOOOOOOU
I NEED YOOOOOOOOOOOU
WAITING FOR YOU TO CALLLLLLLL
>THAT'S MY DAUGHTER

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RESTART TIME TWO BY TWO THEY GO ONCE AGAIN SIDE BY SIDE

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fuck cuckledge wood

it's the package, ever since they reduced power and privilaged aero toyota started to dominate, the package benefits guys who were good in xfinity cars (that's why suddenly troox became good and guys who liked to use the engine power to turn the cars struggled)

Why are we making low resolution still images into webm's?

GREEN FLAG BACK IN THE AIR

why not?

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AND I CARRY IT WITH MEH LIKE MAH DADDY DID

y?

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>like the pine trees lining the windy road
>watch my plane burst into flames

Post feet

Dude are you showering?

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I'm not, but someone is.

KAKTUS
KING

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go on...

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Will Hailee find success in cup?

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she will find success in my pants if you know what i mean

digits say nope.

She will find success on my face if you know what I mean

David Ragan is one of the most painfully average drivers to ever piece together a decade plus career.

It was a good run ray gun. 1st driver to secure a seat in the cup series by winning a reality TV show

Probably. Depends how many old men in the nascar organization like her "skills"

save it for later Brian, we're enjoying the race

ALLAH NO

Al-Mir Allah fails to take out the field

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>al mir allah

better than degan

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>Al-mir Allah

>Byron narrowly avoids a catastrophe

holy fuck.

Need a webm of the pit crew

She's shown actual talent (so far), and more seriously, has a personality on social media beyond "I am a pretty girl", which helps.

She's got the best shot of anyone since Danica. But that isn't saying much, honestly.

Deegan >>>>>> Deckermeme

It would be rad if Troox and Hurrvick crashed eachother out

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Kek imagine if Al-mir Allah plowed into Byron's Liberty car

The gravy took most of the impact.

>harvicks pit crew

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Decker is the only driver who can get spun out by the wrecker pushing her back to the garage from another spin she caused

youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

and this kids, its why we need softwalls all around the track

Deegan butt pic when

Here ya go sir

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crazy

>everyone rushing to the car on the apron
>nobody caring about Harmon's car

kek

autistic screeching

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>Almirola

>al mir allah 2

>McLeod running into the accident for no reason

lol

Al-Mir Allah, your continued attempts to destroy the field are failing!

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Why the fuck does Kyle get the free pass

Jesus christ

kyle back on the lead lap!

>Nascar showing favoritism to their poster child
gee wonder why

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What a big guy

>those mosquitoes

kek

What the fuck is Larsons plan?

Blaney dabbed on by Krut!

wall contact stage 3

That was a big slide by Blaney

and krut dabs baclk

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This

Bowyer is trying to miss the playoffs

>clit

>clit

broadcast is much better without Dales annoying hick voice. too bad he didn't die

What is wrong with >clit?

nice escape Suraez, finnally you did something good

shut your whore mouth leaf.

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Sneaky Suarez barely missed getting iced

suarez escape the crash like his family escape over american border

/missdale/

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Git

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Fuck off liberal

>harcuck

HAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT

>harcuck

>harcuck

>HARKEK

>harcuck

Cactus King gets cucked.

that stewart haas team is shit this year after they didnt bring back Krut. Maybe Krut really does make every team he goes to better

>harshit

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who is this freakishly proportioned hook-nosed lazy eye ghoul?

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Brittney Zamora

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is that a 20 year woman with a receeding hairline?

if she pulled her back into a pony tail she would look bald

ynr Poor Little Whitt Boy

very likely

ynr rick mast

>toyota
the leaf's toyostein makes more and more sense

>leaving son at home on his birthday while you go to the race by yourself
>publicize it on national TV
Based and redpilled

how long can Kyle go on old tires?

meant to say toyostein theory

Please god let Keselowski and Kyle Bush crash into eachother

who's your driver?

austin dillon

dang ol trannys man

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This is a Denny Hamlin board

here ya go

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I am starting to believe that Kyle is God's favorite driver. Watching that tire bounce around Kyle last night instead of directly into him has me convinced that Kyle has devine protection

It's ok the Playoffs will be conquered by the kingdom

i dont like coke addict bbc lovers

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and creeper

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This is a Krut Board

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Anyone but Kryle and Bread

nissan did it on super bowl few years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=tps-uM3qZeE

cute azz

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Not those guys who pretended to be me, but I don't want Brad or Kyle to win because they've already secured their Playoff spot.

Let someone who is on the edge get the win to get in the playoffs. Give us a surprise win.

Watching 2 guys who are already in the playoffs no matter what, win bristol is boring as fuck.

Imagine all the ass sweat in the suit after a long afternoon in a scorching hot stock car

understandable. But do you expect them to pull over and let someone go by?

>fans love it

sub average trailer park ass

then hope for a Dibenedetto win

I do, and that stank pussy juice.
kek, ever been to a real trailer park or just on tv?

Maybe everyone else should drive better then.

>spoiler: they dont

that looks like an comfy track
nascar should make tracks like this insyead of 1,5 ZzZZZ tracks

AVE TRUE TO CACTUS

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Some of them shit and piss in them during the race.
Basically furries using the cover of stock car racing to be a degenerate in public knowing you're being watched by millions of people.

Premiere lacrosse league

>bunch of chads way too old for lacrosse

>liking disgusting women

Like the pine trees lining the winding road

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who?

which one you replying to susan?

thank you drunk Brian France

Based concessionsbro

Byron is doing breddy gud considering he hasn't won a single race this year.

>USA panders this instead of Rolley Hockey as summer variant of NHL
>there is two pro league of if but 0 Rolley Hockey leagues

meh

>not knowing based Krut

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I'd be into pro roller derby on tv

Kek. Based Menard

How many boomers are complaining that Bristol is a high-line track where cars don't wreck as much as they used to?

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Boomers complain that they changed from asphalt to concrete

Is Cucky Steakhouse the worst driver in cup?

Id watch the shit out of roller hockey, i remember watching the beach hockey league back on espn 2 in the 90s
>Lesbianshove

oh gawd

>tfw i wanna stick my dick in that burger

rolling for some derby

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God I fucking hate Joe Gibbs Racing

>2
looks like a winrar

>Kraft Cheese Product
based

isn't this basically roller derby but with cars, dudes and 39 teams on track?

based willy b keeping the battle on

God damn that Byron Busch/Bread battle was awesome

noice
yes very similar

>troox

>drew x

>bowman
>byron
>lelgano

>showman

>Bryon has the entire track
>smashes behind Logano

God damn it Byron

looks like he stayed out. damage was probably pretty minor

If that was Danicles, we would have heard
>she's learning so much

Knaus having an aneurysm

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kek

what was that dude that was walking like he on a boat?

LARSON IN TROUBLE

Ray-Gun, Gimmie, and literally who tearing each other up

>WRECKY
>GIMMIE
>RAGAN

Based

>gimmie again

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Oh Blaney caused all of that

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F.

it's over for Gimmie. He has no chance in hell at playoffs now, right?

hang it up old man

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Unless he wins at Darlington or Indy

>tfw that retard has a cooler life than you ever will

He needs to win either next week at Darlington or Indianapolis.

That's his only chance.

unless a miracle win at either darlington or indy it's over

He can still win Indy on fuel mileage

think he gets steamy clam?

Stinkhouse banged up

>Blaney wrecked Gimmie AGAIN

Oh fuck Gimmie is going to be fucking enraged again

No, but he can win our hearts by putting Kyle into the wall

>Larson nearly killed one of Erik Jone's pit crew

Menard did it.

That was a great race

I don't think stage points can save him at this point. He needs an actual win within the next 2 races or else he's gone.

>wrong place wrong time twice in the same race
gordon's impotent rage will look like child's play compared to gimmie's once he explodes

gimmie is a gay old man who sucks at everything though

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I live in Bristol, and I don't give a fuck about NASCAR, but I'm pretty sure I saw Clint Bowyer at Chick-fil-A last night with his family. I was trying to read his t-shirt and he looked at me, and in hindsight I think he thought I recognized him, but I didn't until I turned on the TV today and they were interviewing him.

Best crowd at Bristol in recent memory. They have the right to brag

let Blaney hit him one more time tonight and lets see if we can meme Gimmie into full blown rage mode

looks almost full pretty impressive

kek something tells me he could beat you doing 10 pushups.

>Gets a tattoo with Richard Petty's name on it

Is he even going to have a ride with RPR next year?

i feel he will retire if fail to playoffs

just replace the spring race with Nashville already

it was an obvious desperation move

What is "Unoh"?

Like the game??

Lol imagine being sponsored by a card game

GO BURRITO!!!!!

10 push ups isnt anything though? that isnt really even a task requiring much effort, he must be very tough and strong :^)

M A T T Y

D
E
E

If Matt Dibenedetto beats the 20 tonight for a win, JGR will make damn sure that 95 isnt worth a shit the rest of the year

right, so no doubt you couldn't do one.

remainder that diredditto can't do shit in anything bigger than 1 mile

Tracks over a mile are a meme anyway

DIREDDITDETTO \o/

FUCK ALL YOU MATTY D HATERS!!!!!

>that jones boy

>JONES

>implying that means anything because everything over 1 mile is all car

Matt, you had better win tonight, JGR is gonna give your team dogshit cars for the rest of the year

to hell with matt deburrito

>Jones shook by Reddit

>Jones

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true
shut up bitch

Fuck it, i hate reddit and all, but

MATTY DEE
A
T
T
Y

D
E
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JGR and Leavine Racing are frantically calling Nascar to shut it down right now

lmao sure thing geriatric big boy

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ok fatty

CAMON REDDIT

>Jones still has a ride next year at Gibbs

Wew lad, I hope Direditto wins just to spite those shitters

Lads, is it wrong to cheer to Matt just because he was sponsered by reddit and because he is ze unterhuden?

it means when you are in a factory toyota

\o/

PULL THE KILL SWITCH RIGHT NOW GIBBS FUCK REDDIT

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let me know when gimmie retires the poor walls need a break

Guys, what the heck happens if DiBenedetto wins this race? Everyone knows that he's getting strongarmed out of his ride for political reasons and not performance ones. What does Toyota do?

will do fatty user

Reddit to 48 or 41

He's Yea Forumsedditdetto after tonight when he wins and loses that ride

its no secret that gibbs want's someone in that car.

He has no sponsors

its good to cheer for Matt just because he is in 2nd tier equipment and an underdog without a drive next year

any fitness company would sponsor him in a top tier car.

nothing, plan still goes on, toyota doesn't give a shit about him, they want a driver from their program in their team

Toyota and Gibbs already made the decision to muscle him out of that ride and give it to Bell. That wont change. If Toyota wants to pay for a second seat at Levine and give it to Matt is a different story

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>tfw Natalie replaces Matty D

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Whatever company that is, needs to have serious MONEY

>fatty

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God I wish I was that helmet

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>second seat at Levine and give it to Matt is a different story
A second seat would lead to underwhelming performances for everyone involved

>tfw ywn be that helmet

GNC, Golds gym etc etc etc

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>Byron now -3 laps behind, was literally 5th place like 40 laps ago

Byron has to be one of the unluckiest motherfuckers in Cup series. Nothing EVER goes his way.

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Better choice

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it's been hms's story all year long

FUCK OFF DENNY

It would.
I just dont see any good opportunities for him next year. He doesnt bring any sponsors, but is popular with fans. He needs a Barney Viser or a Gene Haas to help him out.

If hamlin wins i will kill myself

I wouldn't put it past Hamlin to wreck Dibenedetto desu

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Fuck you Ryan Newman

I hope Matty D takes your fucking ride next year

rip reddit

fuck the 6
fuck viagra
AND FUCK

C A W N T A C T

>Newman ruins Reddit's race being a obstinate mule

Just 35 laps
Cmon reddit

It's over Hamlin will win

Matty D to the 6 is the best possible outcome of this night

>dennys makes everyone seethe again

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GOD DAMN IT NEWMAN

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

reddit better wreck denny if he gets to him just as a fuck you to gibbs

Newman is a retard

>Denny finally getting his coke shipped fresh from Colombia with 99% purity

It's over

I hope Denny ends up slamming the wall like Jones did earlier.

>Hamlin has orders from JGR to kill Matty

just remember the race is tonight. WHAT THE HELL HOW IS 95 ACTUALLY LEADING? was it a pit call?

Shaping up to be the best race of the season.

Fuck off Hamlin, can you go one race without trying to kill someone

straight up good car

FUCK HMALIN

toyota magic+ redditto is pretty good on shor tracks

Imagine waking up one day and saying "Yeah, I'm going to be a Denny Hamlin fan"

FUCK DENNY

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fuck gibbs

horrible finish this sport is gay and dead

fuck gibbs
fuck toyota
fuck fedex
fuck denny hamlin
AND FUCK N

Fuck Gibbs with a rusty fork

FUCK NEWMAN FUCK DENNY

toyotawinslol
do NASCAR can put weight on Toyota cars please?

>celebrating beating the smallest team

why was it a horrible finish?

Who the fuck even likes this cokehead

Henny Damlin

Fuck you Newman
Fuck you Hamlel
Fuck you JGR

WHY IT HAD TO BE REDDIT???

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WE

DID

IT

BOYS

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because it happened while you are still alive

>all i do is win win no metter what
this really shows how toyota is on this gen 6 era

dubs and the 11 fails inspection

that doesn't make any sense. Can you try to think harder user and try again?

That is the ultimate "The Bad Guys Win" finish.

>Newman ruined yet another finish with his dipshittery

yep. good win coke head

this is my thread now faggots, go grab me an 8 ball now

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He will probably fail inspection, kek

one short, just like the 95's race

do it faggot!

This and the bahrein grand prix, god that was a horrible finish

"Suarez shouldn't be in NASCAR. In fact, his spic ass should be delivering my cocaine at high speeds from my dealer in Guadalajara."

Holy shit Denny take it easy my kids are watching

Fuck Ryan Newman

livestream it

>so sorry
Bullshit.

I know Matt D is Reddit, but it would have been a better story than Denny winning

Do you think we should build a wall?

link?

>makes everyone seethe again
is he...dare i say.....based?

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yea, its not every day that someones win on an non SS track with an small team without need help from the rain

based denny

FUCKING NEWMAN

why the fuck am I CUTTING ONIONS AT THIS HOUR!!!

Ye

wtf I love Denny now?!?

Not his fault, he's a racer. He races to win. On the other hand, there was no excuse for Newman getting in the way of the leaders while getting lapped.

/ourguy/

Ladies and Gentlemen

Your Bristol Motor Speedway MVP

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Yea Forums was rooting for Debenidetto before reddit signed on

Jokes on you, rossiposse and mindycar 4 life
I don't actually care about /turnleft/
Denny is boring and a shit tho

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>diburitto

I feel bad, he's a reddit tier driver but tonight was beyond based how he drove. He got kicked out of his ride by Toyota and Natalie Decker is still in her Toyota.

DiRedditdetto to the 6 next year. Karma demands it.

u mad

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>rossipussy

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reminder that leditt supported DiBenetetto when beacuse /r/nascar wanted jump on DogeCoin Josh Wise bandwagon

>Matty D's face

Oh god

please no

Go to FUCKING hell Denny you faggot ass piece of shit

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of course there is, if D won, then he would have been on the bubble +16, and you don't know what can happen

Livestream when Rossi gets Justin Wilson'd tomorrow

Dubs and Matty D murders Newman and goes to the 6 car.

no
I was there, its not fun to watch dickhead.

He was absolutely crushed

i cant wait to be Natlie Decker be next danica, get supassed beacuse there is an better (and most poplar) woman driver than her

Hallie Deegan have the all image (and talent) for it

>/ourguy/ newman supported Yea Forums by blocking a plebbit driver win

I livestreamed Dan Wheldon how much of a pussy faggot are you?

REDDIT BTFO BY COCAINE MAN

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I'm a human being fuckface.

Even then, he pulls this shit even when he is not on the chase bubble. He drives like a fool when he is around the leaders and getting lapped.

Deggan if they develop her correctly has the potential.

*sniff

deal with it, nerd

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>Denny Hamlin could lose every race and comfortably be in the playoffs

>steals from Matty D who, with this win would still only just be in the bubble

Oh fuck right off Denny.

>3 drivers have 4 wins this year
>they're all Gibbs cars

nerd, kek hamlin has the body of a 12yr old boy.

Honestly though, you could see a difference in experience when handling traffic for the win.

Reddit was trying to keep it clean and lost a considerable amount of time when the driver wasn't courteous. When Hamlin came up on Numale he immediately gave him the chrome horns and made Newman let him by.

>there were actual people itt right now that thought Gibbs would lose to reddit

lel

>Newman let him by.
you smoking dick user?

Well here's to hoping DiBenidibbo gets a proper car after this season

Leavine isn't a big team with a bunch of cars lying around. Can't afford to tear one up trying to move Newman

>they now have the triple of victories of Chevy
and think that 10 years ago almost everyone was running chevy and JJ was dominating the season with 19238123982 victories

>woman driver
>potential
lol no

we are all smiles here fren

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>jones has 0

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jeez, ur gay and dumb user.
I'm audi 5000, no need to reply as it will just be to interwebs space.

Fuckin Hamlin

kek

He bumped the shit outta him, Newman basically pulled over for Hamlin kek

Makes sense. Something tells me we will see Reddit racing for the win again this year

>Hamlin has 2 children
>isn't married

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based denny not allowing some roastie to steal half his money

>denny secretly has a kind heart
>let tony stewart win at sonoma out of kindness
>took heat for it
>wanted to let 95 win today
>thought otherwise to avoid taking heat

All cocaine abusers secretly feel bad for their privilege

Maybe Denny thought he was a lap down, and he was passing the 95 to get back on the lead lap.

DESU I'd be pretty upset if my first win only happened because the guy behind took mercy on me

Tonys win was just a farewell gift

Thats what Berger felt in suzuka 1991

I feel like it'll be at Talladega during the "Playoffs".