Ufc 241 fightcard #1

no coming back from that, dana cut him

...

most korean and japanese prospects have come in technically flawed or already shot

chinese fighters less so, but much less skilled

shit op where are the stream links

Promote Kang to a honorary white, cut Brumbum Davis.

right here

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should use the nickname KO

so he is kueng ho ko-kang

he was Kang n shit

You're a special type of dumb nigger.

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic/

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>wmma
And I'm going to watch it.

Will Brunson get KO'ed by HEinish?

The meme gods will bless you and your family for eternity. God bless you.

Imagine having shit taste like this faggot

thats fucking illegal you goof

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>holding back tears before a fight
Shed be cute caked in makeup though

it won't stop you from getting knocked out if you expect the power obviously,but it will make it more likely for you to get knocked out if you don't

Only faggots watch wmma

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crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic/
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cyclingentertainment.stream/ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic-2/
ripple.is/mma/11169-ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic-2
corenko.world/MMA/
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h0stream.club/watch/ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic-2/
toxicpatat.com/ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic-2-live-stream-1/
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hdstreams.club/hd/ch1.php

Champ Shit Only

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WMMA sucks. Fuck you, Dana. Women’s name bitch.

>olivi interviewing coaches during the fight.
espn has finally made mma legit

Thank you for your service.

any soda player links?

...and dykes

I checked on heem midweek (mistake, I know) and about half the posts were about WMMA and WMMA fighters in particular. Bizarre place.

What a shitty fight...

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>fights
>vape
>soda

this is the life

Who here /209/

Is being a wmma fighter actually based? There is no threat of CTE due to lack of punching power, and if you fuck Dana right, you can get a big pay check

>brawls
>snus
>pop

dis be da way

t. sad incel

am I crazy or something I thought Tony had way more tattoos??

A decade ago, UFC fighter Brian Ortega was given a choice by his coach, James Luhrsen, to keep fighting on the street or fight for gold and his community. Now, Model says Brian has been using the fighting spirit instilled in him by his coach to become a top-ranked, feather-weight fighter and inspire other like him.

Wish I could skip the next hour desu senpai

>cringe
>yikes
>(you)

this is heem

Rest of the card looks good.

Unless you're training, you have no right to complain about a WMMA fight because you know they'll chop down your legs and choke you into the next dimension

GADOOSH!

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This.

Have eventos been this bad in the last months? Havent watched a ufc event in forever

your writing for Modelo now?

Tony keeps it simple, his front side is normally just covered in blood.

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Free money on Bermuda finishing by submission. Romero by KO/TKO also free once Costa gets gassed

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KILLA B SHOUTOUT

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Worse.

It's been downhill since heem day

I miss the old "corn to the core you fags" style ads

shouldn't /heem be included in the title?
And aren't all these streams loaded with ads/malware?

yeah past 2 months have been absolutely fucking awful

First time watching UFC. Is there always so much down time? I just want to see fights.

yeah I just looked up pics and hes always bloody thats what I was remembering haha

maybe for you, little man

>what the fuck herb? I was going for a single leg

yeah expect 2 fights an hour

Fuck that. They are literally fucking housewives and dykes.

I have 5 months of boxing training and I'm a Goju Ryu karate purple belt. I would heem every single one of those women.

Anyone else didn't like pic related?

I've heard good things about it but honestly it aged kind of badly. The camera movements and sudden zooms on people's face look straight up like The Office gags now.

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what made you want to watch this event?

I'm just here to be entertained

thx for your service

i'd relish the opportunity to decimate any wmma fighter just so there's one less genetic can to watch on saturday nights

So watch them on a Linux pc? Or use a virtual machine in windows for all your shady stuff

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

Come join the chat

Good old Ben, getting heemed for our entertainment. I remember he said "Lets Motherfuckers" before one of his Bellator fights in honour of a BE poster who bet $50k on Brett Rogers beating Fedor Emelianenko

oh no, Colby just told you to bet on DC
Stipe is flushed.

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The new Devourment album is amazing.

*shutch*

Only good thing Bjork has ever done is collaborate with Death Grips.

get fucking rekt buddy

What time will be Romero-Costa be on?

This is the card to DC/Stipe 1.
Compare this card to tonight's card.
Compare this card to the last FIVE cards.

Dana's gotten lazy.

Laddspen

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>I'm a Goju Ryu karate purple belt
Cringe.

How do we stop the Decision epidemic?

Seriously lads it's been really bad on recent cards.

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What are you guys listening to and browsing Yea Forums with instead of watching this terrible womens fight right now?

for me its youtube.com/watch?v=oaI3FvpRR0k

Went the distance...imagine that.

defeat count dracula

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I love Bjork and downloaded it a few years ago but still haven't watched it.

openload.watch/mayweather-vs-mcgregor/

Im watching this again while I wait for the main card

>tfw nostalgic af about the mega hype fight clusterfuck
>tfw no buildup has been as fun

rematch when

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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE WAR
THIS! THIS IS WHAT WMMA IS ALL ABOUT LADS

lads i don't know what good fight food to make tonight and it's driving me nuts!

help me out

The highlights look pretty dope. Fights are violent and there's a lot more stuff allowed than boxing.

what time is the main card boys

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I just bet on assuncao how'd I do

> no wrestling or bjj
Everyone in this thread would heem you

Thank you for your service.

Cement filled gloves

might hit the trail m8

New Devourment.

that was the last wmma this evening

Cut both of these useless cunts.

corn nuts

three boring fuck fights, I hope this isn't how the entire event goes.

he finally got a white one?

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TISM TIME

I'm watching twitchy's secret stream

standing fighters up should not be a thing

Dana's got ESPN money now it's just gonna get worse

Imagine being poor lmao

>death metal
im not 14 anymore and im not obese

info please

hes from florida, only thing there is brown ass

Stopped watching during the first round and started listening to the new Tigerbelly. I'll put the sound back on when the next fight starts.

has more money after finally fighting again

the arms on this girl

Both are overrated memes but bjork has more good songs

>make your bank account great again

Name

Melted cheese on lighted toasted thick slice bread

Go to the last heem thread you cazzie

SHE'S NERVOUS.

LMAO this cunt is about to cry

I can't tell if she's British or southern.

that was adorable

allow knees, kicks to downed opponent. That will stop some of the wrestlefucking

not sure what else

What a victory speech.

Wholesome

>coaches shake her hand instead of hugging her
first time i've ever seen that shit /heem/

what I did was eat two chinese dinner combos, an entire box of family sized blue berry cheerios, and a large blizzard from dairy queen.

It's okay though, I jogged 20 minutes today

She definitely has the tism

I LOVE HANNAH SHES SO CUTEEEEE

>27 years old
damn

>tfw no acoustic wmma gf

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>30-28

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she would HEEM both of you bums

All fights should be stood up as soon as there is no striking, position changes or submission attempts.

Aw, she's cute. It's not her fault WMMA is kind of lame.

youtube.com/watch?v=101ad028vZY

the aoty of course

What a qt wew

It really was. I almost feel bad for shitposting. Almost.

Imagine being a brainlet sucka for shitty meme fights and muh buildup like this.

The new King Gizzard album, Infest the Rats' Nest

she's a natural on the mic

youtube.com/watch?v=v5tr_L31StI

Nah, speech impediment = social anxiety = bad communication skills because you rarely train them. It snowballs to the point where you can legit sound autistic even though you're 'normal'. Been there.

She couldn't even heem another girl, she would punch me in the face and I would laugh as I had my way with her autistic self

finally, the card can begin

defies all logic how ugly those two are, jesus christ

what is this retarded thread

Any of these have Acestream?

Henry looks fucking STUPID...and sounds worse.

The stream chat I'm watching is just spamming FUCK SHAUB over and over again, it's based.

Yeah, no. Sorry little buddy.

lads last week they described someone as a "Contender Series Veteran"

why do they go to this level of bullshit

NO MORE WOMEN FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT BOYS

>wmma is good

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For a second I thought it was Nunes' ass he slapping

someone hook me up with that acestream

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I dont remember them being this nasty, sounds great so far

that dress is highly inappropriate for Megan to wear

Jodie won the fight.

Decision was total bullshit

YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME

I'm used to it

Bend the knee faggot

SHE HAS NO TITS

Literally took a nap until 15 min ago, time to pop open a beer.

Remove women from mma.

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>little buddy
>Chile
Your country's average height is 5'7 nuff said manlet

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>thanks her church family

What a autist
synchtube.ru/r/sptube

its a guy who went to contender series, but is old AF so they cant say prospect

He's from Springfield, Oregon.

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rizin in 5 bongs

Ya her tits are way too small and her face is far to kikey

I ain't average ;)

What can you do to train your speech?

Bongs until Yoel VS Costa??

ON NIQUE VOS SOEURS.

which stream are you on? mine is top notch quality but no chat :/

loangovernment.com/report/result.php?file50=

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Nice user

See if you like this

youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8RVexRUoQ

Cormier diet.

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below average

You can literally go to a speech trainer.

3 bongs

Speak.

How do i achieve Cormiers body bros?

please get cruz off my screen

Ironically I would let paulo have his way with me

Suck and swallow you little whore.

What a crass thing to say.

Félix Igartiburu Zugamalacarregui is a pure Euskaldun from the basque mountains. Never defeated by the romans. Put some respect on his name

>karma worthy
Reddit fighter, hope he gets heemed by smith

eat KFC

Whatever you need to tell yourself, lardass.

More asado.

I get it guys.
Hanna was raised by street dogs. That's why she acts this way.
But she's cool. I'll pet her. Like a dog, of course.

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i'm I missing something here?

pull ups and jumping rope should help

Eat too much.

bongs...bings....bungs......bangs.........bengs

Heem your kidneys

I don't need to learn rhetoric. I want to have a smooth voice.

eat more calories than you burn, but still do heavy workouts

eat a fuck ton of food and lift weights

>not Popeye's

This is what (((they))) fear most.

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Hopefully the based webm hue shows up

You fuck nothing.

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by some shorts and pull them up until they won't go up anymore

Based.

REAL FIGHTS START NOW

SS+GOMAD

Keep a bunch of marbles in your mouth 24 hours a day for a month strait. You can take them out when you're eating but not when you're sleeping.

You are dumb as shit if you didn't put money on Bermuda finishing this fight by a submission.

I mean, he’s not fucking any of these thots. What the fuck is even the point?

>8:22
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SekesUmy6jE

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That's what I meant, you go to a therapist who can train that shit.

bit gay

Wait so the featured prelim is a fight where one fighter is a 10:1 favorite, yet a world rank 3 vs. 9 is only the second to last? What kind of semen slurping sport is this?

Bookies love him

BERMUDEZ IS ASS FIRST ROUND HEEM INCOMING

Fuck. Yes.

literally go to a speech therapist wtf

that woman is so fucking disgusting she must smell like outdoor wet dog all of the time i'm glad GDR deleted her

Imagine being such a degenerate you bet on these literal who prelim fights

Heard it was depressing, just finished your lie in april so not watching this now

Black guy is legit in love.

Do I need some kind of specific marbles or would normal ones do?
I might look into that. Cheers m8.

Imagine voluntarily listening to that garbage.

streetshitter cope seethe

Based YG walk in song

so beautiful user
thank you

NIQUE TA MERE NIQUE TA GRAND MERE SI ELLE EST TOUJOURS EN VIE.

What are your fighting spirit stats?

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Indeed

instagram.com/p/BBhHnapQCoS/

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Alright lads no more Wmma tonight time to get comfy

potato jew detected

Catchweight war

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STOP POSTING THIS NOW YOU FUCKING LOW INCOME, SMALL DICKED, BALDING, OVERWEIGHT, CROOKED TOOTHED, LOW LIFE, AUTISTIC FUCKING ZILCH.

>Soivourment
yeh no pepper poodle peachy juicytart pearbear

We arrrrrreeeee....liiiiiiiiive.

Lotta buzzwords there, buddy. The pornstars he hires have literally said they didn’t fuck him. Sorry, bro, your hero’s a dork.

DC is retiring tonight right?

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well, that was shit so far

triple h pitching nxt awareness to vince

THAT LEFT LEG IS IN TROUBLE STOP THE FIGHT HANNA HITS LIKE A TRUCK

you don't just say you have cte and you get a free pass in life like schaub

why do you post this every time lol

DC cries tonight

was cormier v miocic 1 any good?

I bet on kenny because he is white

he's a hypejob

He has 12 submission wins out of 14 wins

Only if he loses.

Lol who left a KFC Family Bucket in the UFC Octagon?

okay who did it?

I meant in the sense that because you become reluctant to talk and a bit withdrawn in general, your social and speaking skills often don't improve because you're not working on them.

I have a minor speech impediment and back in the day it bothered me so much that I'd go months without talking to anyone, except for saying Hi and Bye. I just hated people's blank looks every time I finished talking and how much I felt like I derailed every group conversation so I became avoidant. In these days, if someone approached me to have a conversation it was like my brain had forgotten how to make sentences, all due to lack of practice. I definitely came off as autistic to a lot of people who met me during those years.

#
I do. More aesthetically pleasing then the men

shut the fuck up, nerd
stay in your lane, and lose my number

Have sex incel.

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There's nothing wrong with her speech you blithering idiots she has social anxiety. But trust me people with severe social anxiety literally get grounded by the physical effects from the fucking phone and or doorbell ringing lmfao

Wrong, Colby said he had a foursome, and posted a pic with Kelsi Monroe and three other porn stars.

Kelsi Monroe confirmed that he had a foursome with the three others, but not with her.

Very good, competitive fight that Miocic was arguably winning until he got KO'd

Where are the acestreams these days?
Web based streams are a fucking lag fest

420 blaze it

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This spic is literally tree times the size of the white guy wtf how is this allowed?

I just took a DNA test and it turns out Im one hundred percent that bitch

Your language is a speech impediment, now talk about fights or STFU monkey faggot

>But trust me people with severe social anxiety literally get grounded by the physical effects from the fucking phone and or doorbell ringing lmfao
Delete that immediately

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amerighosts.
>WOoOOoOoOoOooO

Why did god make wrestlefuckig so effective

fuck finland you soft westernised pansies

i've had sex. i had sex when i was a teenager. i had sex when i was in my 20s. i have sex with mini khabib NOW. GROW UP

Stop talking about yourself, nobody cares

Fuxk these 3 snoozers really put me out of the mood to watch fights. I need to start skipping the starter fights

Alizee is pregnant.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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She should pop a xanax before the fight

fake frenchmen. You fucking pedo stop hiding behind tor little bitch.

It's Mcgoober vs Diaz all over again

what the fuck are these woos? zoomers? niggers? thots?

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Thank Schaub he ruined it for everyone.

>But trust me people with severe social anxiety literally get grounded by the physical effects from the fucking phone and or doorbell ringing lmfao
i didn't choose to be like this ;(

Jews
Same reason all the champs are immigrant blacks

Well, not really. Hypejobs usually have hype. No one really cares about Colby. There’s a reason he got stripped so fast and kept getting passed over for a title shot. Dude’s no Gooby. I got nothing against the guy, personally, don’t care if I never see him fight again, though. He’s just a poor man’s Shael. Another boring wrestler who tries to sell his fights by talking, except he’s too goofy and uncharismatic to pull it off.

COLBY "CHAOS GOAT" COVINGTON IS THE GREATEST MMA FIGHTER OF ALL TIME WHETHER YOU MUTTS WANT TO ACCEPT IT OR NOT

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spics have hollow bones

This event has gripped me harder than Toyo Tyres® on a tight bend in the rain, and let me tell you something, that is tight!

my boy

i'm sure she would love to they're banned incompetition

Taller doesn't mean bigger bud. You do realize that it is possible for a shorter man to have the same amount of mass on his frame as a taller man?

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

You-a have-a no-a hespetch for brasssil

I started typing during the interval between fights and that's off-topic territory so eat it

started when ric flair was in the audience once

and people just kept doing it

How's the weather in England, Forrest

It sounds like they chug 4-5 strings at times without muting any of it lol this is wild as shit

Any heems yet

de nada

is it mixed?

10-9 Kenney

Bermudez finna get heemed

That's an Oregon stud. Same as Chael. Same as Cam Hanes.

She has a speech impediment you deaf housebound retard

it's nice I like a bit more tempo though
youtube.com/watch?v=EEzyrpfrPEI

>former ufc title challenger chris cariaso
literally who

nao

name

How did she go lads?

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me

frank trigg would heem both these bums

Midget cope

Just me.

No.

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10-9 Kenney. Good scrap so far.

Devourment Trips, brother.

Who?

what if bermuda gets a triangle choke?

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dad's suit man

Adorable/10

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Casey Kenney looks like usual rooskie bloke. I kid you not.

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JUST GIVE ME A HEEM HOLY SHIT EVERY TIME THIS SHIT WHY ARE CARDS SO BAD NOW

DOESN'T DANA REALISE THE THREADS ARE LITERALLY CALLED HEEM. WHAT THE HE** DO YOU THINK WE WANT? DECISIONS?

NEW

diaz camp is a brotherhood

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I dont give a FOOK

make you feel good to put other people down? that's something you should work on with a therapist. she doesn't have a speech impediment. she speaks perfectly when her and i are alone tree trimming you low income dull domed small dicked beta virgin zilch.

Dc/yoel or dc/some1 else
If the latter, who? Help me parlay lads

kenward disappears along with the crowd ghosts

Kenney disappears

>HE**
bruh

It would probably negatively affect her performance though. CBD can help people with social anxiety.

That's "beat it", man you really do have a speech impediment. Y'Cheik Congo

thought it must have been one of the cans they fed to DJ

reckon i could name every single title challenger in every other division

Streetshitter wrong as usual.

Kelsi Monroe can't count. Thought that a "foursome" meant four girls, but it means man + three girls.
She then deleted her posts after looking like an idiot.

>you're welcome
Stick to English, Yusuf.

this is some cringe grappling

“Now That’s The Stuff” SpecialDelivery Just In Time For Good Ol’ Fathead @TeamKhabib ‘s Din Din #TiramisuTuesday -CSO- BOGO

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underrated

Terrible, I need to leave this shithole..

*shows you a cool black guy & dorky white guy ad*

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just reported schaub to child protective services

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Being an instagram influencer is actually a lucrative career.

lol

Everyone who fought on this card so far should be euthanized

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm surprised

>All those people just to make rent

Sad times

CBD can be fucking horrible for neurotic people. hospitalisation tier bad. TRUST ME I TOOK ONE SEMESTER OF PREMED.

lmao Im 6'2. Merely explaining to you that taller doesn't mean bigger dum dum

Nice no hooks choke attempt by Kenney

>literal translation "it's nothing"
brave hue standing up against human being

Bermudez is a meme

Alizee

youtube.com/watch?v=_e698M9lYe0

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let's go kenney

sabina mazo is officialy the most dominant fighter in ufc history

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He looks so retarded in every picture I've seen, the hereditary CTE is real.

Bongstream.live
Bongstream.live
Bongstream.live

Come git ur strim

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

WOOOOOOW

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Does tiger have fas?

Time for BBC tonight boys. The whites get cucked tonight . Stipe gets cucked again tonight by BBC. His wife thirsts for it and tonight she gets to have it

Why is his kid so ugly? Does his kid legit have downs or something?

gringos are dorks

Hey brazil bros, i'm thinking about moving there, where can i move to where i won't get beheaded, shot, etc

Sure ya are bud

Favourite female fighter?

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that kid looks unironically retarded

Good fight. Kenney has good grappling

or the 'smart down to earth negro and some stupid goofy white dude'
who are (((they))) trying to fool

THIS
>muh rnc

Literal translation would be "of nothing". Still wrong.

20-18 Kenney but he's gassed by the looks of it

This is a worksafe board.
4channel is a worksafe site.

even walks like his shoes are too big

Taarna

WTF MANNY GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME BERMUDA! DONT MAKE ME LOSE MY BETS

Did you drink a lot of milk as a kid?

This is why you always bet on white fighters. they just have higher iqs

Did her had facefuck her too much or what?

The hell is that fight?

Someone get me airhorn girls number

she looks like she's morphing into a fish

agree
he seems very tired though

And the tripfaggotery begins.

I hear you, it doesn't agree with a few people I know. A combination of lion's mane and microdosed psilosybin seems to help me..

I was defending Schaub until I saw this. He peeled the cheese off the grilled cheese and ate it. I understand he's on the keto diet but doing that to a grilled cheese is unacceptable. Fuck Schaub.

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unironically sad

she's coming for that belt

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I mean his wife’s an obvious club thot and Schaub is Schaub, so probably.

BEER AND TOMATO SAUCE YUUM

>Kenney has a weak grip over the chin
Rogan: OHHHHH HE'S UNDER THE NECK HE'S ABOUT TO FINISH
>Bermudez has absolutely nothing
Rogan: OH BERMUDEZ ABOUT TO FINISH HERE!!

Is there a stream with Spanish announcers or something that I can watch instead?

Since when is hell a NSFW word to say?

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Here's an example of that choke being finished

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>ad showing amerilards are too dumb to use ad/popup blockers
lol

Looked good to me.

psilocybin even*

how can anyone defend schaub. he's like a boomer on steroids

Serious question: whatthe fuck is wrong with that kid’s face? She looks like a smug catfish.

Kenney is TJ Bermudez is Barao

she has naturally big eyes and lips and a thin nose lol those asian ring girls are mirin her, even if she needs a jaw realignment

>tripfaggotery
>faggotery

stick to whatever ass backwards excuse for a language your mother tongue is m80

How do I stop drinking every night?

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Keto fags are so gay and stupid, if you can't eat a sandwich as a man just fucking kill yourself

i wonder how often does she suck her dog's dicks

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It's like every commercial for financial services. They show the white couple stressed out because they have no savings and no plan. The black couple is confident because they're meeting with their Charles Schwab adviser and have it all together.

Yoel is going to get pummeled by the superior Latin bvll.

Do you guys carry a pocket knife or do you trust your heeming skills to be enough to deal with all the potential threats out there?

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He have those yoel eyes now, weidman too. Who else? Holm?

she looks like someone is forcing her to shill the ufc

her jaw is out of alignment it probably can't be fixed until she stops growing, by the way i'm making this up

Loliweight when?

smoke weed it's good for you

Oh no, I accidentally hit the adjacent key adding a silent E? Whatever might have meant!

Go to bed earlier

I'm an american, i have a gun

wake up early so you are tired/don't wanna deal with it in the morning. will get you down to 4 nights a week of drinking probably.

Fuck heeming and fuck the knife, if I lived in Brazil I'd want a gun.

Okay so I suffer from social anxiety and I would really appreciate it if you kept the curse words to an absolute minimum to allow me to concentrate on tonigh's action. You don't have to respond to this post but I'd like you think about the impact you have on some of you heem buddies and how you in turn want to be treated, ok.

knife won't help ya when the next white kid goes mental

I don't live in brazil so I don't need either.

fuck mods fuck jannies fuck hiro fuck brazil and fuck you

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No, I actually live in a safe country.

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lol her dad is working her into a shoot

Butterface

am I a dirty casual for not giving 2 fucks about all the fights so far?

She's so fucking gross.

what's your fondest memory of HEEM DAY?

who do i parlay DC with?

That fight suck.

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let's go Stipe! Portugal stands with you
14 words

She's got some really big teeth

>HES UNDER THE CHIN
>HES ALMOST OUT
>JUST STOP THE FIGHT

Worst that will happen here is a fistfight, and yeah I can box and avoid being put on the gorund

well.... i live in a pretty good neighborhood and my general area doesn't see too much violent crimes. So no, no one in my area carries a weapon unless concealed. The only thing you gotta worry about is privileged americans screaming at you about some bullshit

Decide to stop drinking every night and then follow up on that with action

synchtube.ru/r/sptube

who wins the flex-off round between Romero and Costa?

>Whatever might have meant
so you're just throwing any words you can think of together with no coherency? Stop trying to speak English spaz

yoel

>bermemedez
lol what a bum kenney 2-1 easy win

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if her mouth wasn't fucked up and she spoke normally he'd be trying to get her into commercials and turning her into a hollywood whore

Could see a 29-28 either way

Maybe even a 28-28, that last round could be a 10-8

I hate that little meme cunt.

One time this little nigglet tried to rob me and I just pile drived him on the ground. I trust my wrestling skills

god i cant stand joe rogan and his attitude and his voice. he's basically the stoner version of joe buck. they both suck. they're the reason i watch my tv with mute on.

Bepis and heinisch

29-28 Kenney

SHUT UP CRUZ

Costa gonna win.

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you still need both

Manlet battle so boring.

29-28 Kenney
29-28 Bermudez
29-28 Kenney

oh look mental illness is back

29-28 kenney

I exclusively watch the ppv and thats it
champ shit only

Hell no, fag. If you can't handle the heat gtfo out of the kitchen

*wrestlefucks for 3 rounds*
Psssh, nothing personnel audience

BERMUDA YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU RUINED MY BET YOU ASSHOLE. WHY COULDN'T YOU MAKE A 20 POUND LIGHTER GUY TAP. YOU SUCK.

why do you virgins watch this shit

kenny 2-1

>kenny wins 2 rounds to one

>Cruz: What a hard fight to score

uhhhhh

it's the scatspammer btw

u mad bruh?

a decent amount. I ate a lot. I was overweight as a kid. Got into shape after highschool.

hey my buddy is here...hey buddy I look forward to your post and webm...keep up the great work

Kenney wins 29-28. Dude needs to learn how to stand and bang though.

gringo girls love to get fucked by their dogs, their own "men" can't satisfy thém

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT POSITION?!!!

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Hell no

ETERNAL REMINDER

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what audience? its still prelims right now

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Cut babby btfo by judges.

hahaha fuck you Sweden I told you yesterday I'd enjoy watching your bets go down the toilet

Should I meet the dealer now or no

Dude SQUEKAS

dumb cazzie

pretty impressed with kenney at that height/weight disadvantage

wonder if judges will consider that

>tf
>tp

I think Kenney is a d1 wrestler

>cutbabbies on suicide watch

>TFW found a good stream

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she is remarkably unpleasant looking for a 24 year old who works out for a living

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MANNY BERMUDA YOU FUCKING SUCK

reminder

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29-28 kenny but that last round was dominant

what are you watching when shit becomes boring?
for me its nitro circus live shit

youtube.com/watch?v=tmdQq30DvgQ

Definitely not unanimous.
Kenney won the first 2.

me too, buffsteamz

lmao the dogs are getting more action than you

lmao losing to a guy 35 lbs lighter than you yikes

BUMMUDEZ BTFO

Good decision. FUck the cutbabby.

MANLET UPRISING NOW

BBC BBC

Where's Spainbro with the jailbait webm's?

L E T

M E

B A N G

took 17 milligrams of valium still not feeling comfortable

a colombian girl putting balls up her bum

The big green orb is coming for her any day now

New

thats a big eye

Moron

cerrone quit on this fight and used his eye as an excuse. he knew what he was doing. He probably wished he had some excuse to quit against masvidal as well

What

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start drinking during the day

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Casey Cringey

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you know you're small when you make Joe seem tall

How would you get 17mg outta 5 and 10mg pills?

You need to replace drinking with an activity. For me it was training. I would probably be dead if I hadn't stopped. .
Currently trying to get my friend to stop, it's fucking him up..

>"he's too small"
manlets are the new meta

Exactly my nigga they're always reliable

Good grief, you're very hostile user, you don't need to be so aggressive when posting. You should take 5 deep breaths before posting in future and then ask yourself if certain words are necessary

5mg
5mg
5mg
2mg
stupid fuck

/heem/ is the only audience that matters

>I would probably be dead
Missed your chance there B.

colby is the lineal heavyweight champ

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Grind down a whole bottle. Snort a weighed out amount. Fucking casual.

>Chile

Huehue what a fucking subhuman. Fuck carrying a knife. If I'm going though some hood shit I'll carry my glock.

>4 decisions so far
Shit card confirmed

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Steve 'Interesting' Davis >>>>>> Donald Cerrone

>new zealand wrestling
id drop you on your head desu

>2/5
Sure, break off exactly 40% of a pill ya fucking simpleton.

Jesus DC looking THICCXXX

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Where did he say exactly?

Who the fuck's talking to you, fag?

>time to grapple against the cage
time to move to a ring

imagine being an autist uncapable of enjoying hypefights

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>may-mac
>good
Elige UNA.

I hope that it includes the PPV too... otherwise i'm gonna assblast you

thank you sir

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Who's got the Pic of DC and Nunes?

just like based Cam

it was fun you tryhard autist

Where's the stream?

youre in the wrong thread lol

t. moro retardado mental

Any Acestreams?

>chile flag calling the white contestadores fucking morons
imagine

t. Yusuf ibn Muhammad

Also "contestadores" le-mayo