/heem/ - Heem Day 2: The Heempire Strikes Back
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UFC 241
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I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
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when will they make it a requirement to have big boobies or a big butt to fight in ufc
Shana Dodson is now 3-3.
Her UFC record is 1-2.
It's cutting time my friends.
alpha female
based as fuck
should have been stopped
What are you smoking/drinking tonight boys?
Got some:
Bio Jesus Badder
Bio Diesel Badder
Gorilla Glue Wax
Moab Shatter
And a Harlequin joint
Previous
>those knees
>nasty
>open one of the stream links posted
>commentary is on the negro tongue known as Spanish
Could legitimately be three 10-8 rounds for Mazo, Dobson did nothing.
I could fuck all your dads and there is nothing you could do about it
i have this one
loangovernment.com
but which of these streams is equally as fine 60fps hd but with a fun chat? so lonely... also keep posting these thot webms
youtube.com
/heem/ing with the boooooys
Smokers
are
jokers
>30-24
>30-25
>30-25
wew
Women don't belong in ufc.
brendan the hybrid big brown schaub is god free coral you fascist cunt his ip is static florida is shit he had to go to the fucking place to get a new modem punisher basshole
holy fuck i would have been the 1st reply im sick of using proxies
NYC Diesel and some cheap beer
Post your walkout, amazing beat edition
damn if this chick didnt know english at all before she is a genius
kys espn shill
lol unironically how many times have you been banned for posting that? it's incredible how UNTOUCHABLE you were with a dynamic IP. poor coral.
Frankie Edgar VS Aljamain Sterling in the works for UFC 244
rogan is a dumbass who claims he speaks with ayylmaos when he's high on drugs, and you're all brainlet faggots for worshiping an airhead celeb
spoonfeeding the people, fuckin' goof
fuck off Dana "we don't know what the old man said" White
>be me
>get tricked by boomer family into going on holiday in yurop
>london first, very diverse. lovely. go on the tube in 40 degrees packed in a 40 year old train carriage with 40 other people per square meter, train screeches to the point that it hurts my ears the entire way
>think it can't get worse than this
>wrong.jpg
>paris is literally fucking somalia
>countryside is nice though but the french cant drive for shit
>prague fucking rules, czechs are super nice and the food rocks, also the girls are hot. got to see the castle in an intense storm. fucking awesome.
>berlin
>commies and guilt ridden retards everywhere constantly complaining about 'gentrification' and generally bitching about the influx of the rest of the worlds degenerate hipster fashion chasers pricing the commies out of their own neighborhoods while graffiti is fucking everywhere denouncing the afd and demanding open borders
>the cities famous food is turkish kek this place is fucking gonzo
>some 10/10 blonde girls though
>have to catch a train at 6am to get out of this hellhole and into the countryside
>will probably miss the good fights and even if I don't I'll ruin my sleep
don't let my flag fool you. don't fall for the travel with family meme. if you do, stay away from any and all cities [spoiler]except prague, prague rules[/spoiler]
Would love a link URL
need a colombian gf to bend over near me
youtube.com
unironically
scroll up
Read the thread you fucking asshat
english is the easiest language on the world. It's just most fighters have the IQ of a potato.
Edgar needs to retire.
"Women *sniffs* mma"
That was our first fight of the night
It is now over
Coming up next is our second fight of the night
Very good fight but an odd one
Aljo is pretty underrated, and he's quite lanky. Could cause Edgar problems
>Not going for the big money Maynard vs Edgar 4
Anyone got a decent stream in English?
pic related plus sativa vape pens all night kid
that has to be the most lopsided score in ufc history
youtube.com
get me in the right frequency
thanks user, all set now
??
Heres your link URL bro
*unzips dick*
>kyung ho "we wuz" kangs "n shit"
Prince - when doves cry
Snacks and hoes is a heem staple
prague is the 2nd worst place i've been to, no 3rd behind new york city and las vegas fucking eat a dick
is gonna be a quality night with food and bitches poster
based dana putting the chicks on first so i have time to get snacks
When's Killer B vs Killa B
>he runs 20 miles a day
bullshit
no, it's just spammy
I have some leftover hash or as you burgers say keif, snickers, ice cream and pancakes with comdenced milk
Why are the colors coordinated so well though?
yeah i have a very low IQ i couldn't learn a 2nd language to save my life i had to cheat my way through those classes lmfao @ life
just go to colombia it's cheap as fucking fuck
t. cardiolet
Based Dom throwing shade at Joe's friend Cam Hanes
lmao Rogan gushing over this guy going 20 miles and Cruz is just like yeah but what does that have to do with fighting
I swear we'll see this guy gas after 5 or some stupid shit
lol dom saying exactly what he thinks
plus its his division so he's not going overboard on the compliments
sounds like the new
>he's 3% body fat
lmao, i like how dominic keeps it real.
>who gives a fuck he runs 20 miles. How much does he actually train? He is more of a marathon runner than anything
por que no espanol?
rogan burying this kid before the fight even starts
watch him bring up the running again if he encounters any difficulty during the fight
why didn't you like it? I want to travel on my own across the less populated burger states desu
>she's cut-
>tattoo
Nvm.
based and cruzpilled
The yakuza guy gonna win.
pork..mmmm
u gotta be new
>*pop*
>*pop*
>*POP*
Where has this fucker been? He really is not going to corner his brother after complaining about being banned!
HEY YOU
HOW MANY BANS ROUGHLY OVER THE YEARS?
JUST ANSWER. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF A FUCKING SHOOT? YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN JUST BAN EVADE LIKE YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOREVER LMAO
FUCK BEING ALIVE
smoking some Virginia/Perique pipe tobacco, eatin burgers from the grill and drinking grape kool aid.
>OH HE'S HURT
>You know, this could have to do with him running 20 miles a day
>Maybe he ran today and he's still tired, so it made his chin weaker
>it's entirely possible
>easiest language on the world
lmao dumbass. Easiest language is Spanish. English has a whole ton of exceptional words that break the rules the language establishes. It may be easy to pick it up and convey meaning, but to speak it perfectly you need to experience every unique rule-breaking word.
marathon runner is an understatement cuz even those guys arent stupid enough to do that many 20 mile runs in a row
they're usually only running 20+ miles once or twice and one of them is race day
>cruz talking shit about other bantamweights
kek
How many IRL MMA friends do you have lads?
I have two.
My brother and this based muslim lad I met at uni.
A grand total of 2 I swear to god.
MMA seems so big on the internet but IRL it's like admitting you're into BDSM.
Have you seen Davis fight before?
Our second fight of the night
rogan looking like a chimp again before the cameras, nippiles protruding, very very disrespectful
I unironically started browsing /heem/ when McGregor fought Khabin. Although, I used to watch lots of UFC back in the day but had to focus on school so all that went away for a while
stop posting this bleached blonde zilch she's not hot and i want to fuck mini khabib nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I have 3. My close friends are based and high T, but I know a lot of absolute fags too and they're not into it.
Mate we're in the UK and the sport airs at 3am on the regular
It's more of a niche sport here, it's not a surprise
He has always ran 20 miles a day but now that he is at bantamweight he does it at a faster pace to burn more calories.
I'm not saying I think Cam Hanes running 20 plus miles a day is bullshit, I just can't believe his knees wouldn't be ruined by it
Has Cruz retired yet or is he still pretending he might fight again?
lesgo boys
I have none because my mum broke up with my MMA loving stepdad.
Be ready for the best fight of your life.
Woot snacks'n'hoes I am hype now
the architecture was absolutely beautiful but the people smelled like shit had hairy armpits and were cunty, i hope they all die
>can't go to school and watch a weekly event at the same time
WE
Seek help
yeah but I don't really remember it, why?
which makes BT's decision to start charging for PPVs fucking baffling.
Do you have any idea if tonight's event is free or not?
It's on the TV guide but I'm pretty sure 239 was too.
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Cam admitted to doing steroids on his own blog some years back, and even told aspiring hunters to "take notes" on how to be as fit as he was lel
This has spicy banger written all over it
He's a beast and he doesn't gas
tbf specialization and focus are the keys to success
he'll fight after his shoulder heals or something
Fucking brainlet
cute mixed couple, thats the future
white men and asian women are baffling
No matter how ugly the other one is they'll attract like fucking magnets.
i can't figure out why a man like this would have severe back pain all of the time
WOOOOOO
Woman needs blonde dye and she'll be prime gyaru material
based
based
None including myself
the mutilated sausage and the brown juice hole is code for trannie, am i right?
Davis is a savage win by submission in rd 2.
cut it out
Favourite WWE Wrestler who's dead?
Hows your daily cardio going?
uhhh how do you change flag?
Randy Savage
based
Based
Chris Benoit
Roddy Piper
Pegasus Kid
10-9 Kang, great jab and cross
cut it out.
LOL i switched over from POWERADE TO DR SINATRA ELECTROYLTES CARDIO powder today. not even trolling.
are u blind? 10-9 davis
>TFW only James will do
>Jon Anik: UFC 241 sponsored by the crypt, welcome all of our ethereal fans here to-night.
*tips fedora
Tonights is yeah
242 is airing at a normal time in the UK but will be PPV
literal brainlets, but I don't think UFC really cares about the sport growing in the UK market. Just squeezing extra PPV buys
is that... Portugal. the Man behind them?
Lol he's getting flushed
>Grab opponent by the wrist
>Make them physically tap out
>Win
my wife?
10-8 Kang final offer
They better get ice on that dick
Based
lillian!!!!!!!
Ishii is the only person who has come close to him
Are the old picks invalid?
NO DEAL THIS KOREAN IS A BORING WRESTLEFUCKER
The yakuza guy gonna win.
I want to light his faggot shirt on fire
20
0
MILES
I
L
S
I'm betting on Stipe/Yoel/Diaz to win.
Good picks?
He'd box your ears boy
Elite marathon runners typically don’t run more than 100 miles a week max
If that guy is running 20 miles a day he’s a retard, that won’t help his fight conditioning at all, all he needs to do is 25 minutes at or above his lactic threshold lmao
No lol
lillian's really just my 5 year old cousin.
i also got this today:
amazon.com
not even trolling lmao
all main even fights are pick-em's, expect bumson losing
>It's a 10 consecutive decisions episode
I'm so glad there's no UFC to ruin my weekend next week
All 3 fights are a toss up
smart money is on pettis but other 2 ok
Thoughts? kek would be lucky as fck
two, my brother and old workmate who got me into mma
Those are the based picks, but the main card will be random as fuck.
Switch Diaz to Pettis and you are golden. Pettis is a risk taker, his odds reflect his style perfectly but remember: he isn't scared to commit to a huge punch. He won't turtle like tyquil
This refs hair lmoa
this is the thinkingmans choice
Porque onions de inglaterra amigo
Estoy aqui para las chicas y vibras
Stream with a comfy chat, its a Russian site so they might hack you but who cares.
I have two. We watch the main event together on Discord :)
rogan is such a cuck jfc
stfu joe
>mouthpiece autism
god I hate joe rogan
wtf is morgan freeman doing in there
I take BCAAs since cutting maybe schott can give me some advice since his weight loss went really well
oh based i larp as an estonian on here so i should be able to keep up with the russian right i don't know
19-19 perhaps?
for all the control Kang didn't do much damage in the 2nd
look at those awkward dorks
at least pretend to be slightly interested fucking autists
Lol Kang actually is gassing but
bit bent
I'm shocked.
Not sure how to score that round, what do your judge's scorecards say?
Manlets have pathetic power. Really shouldnt be considered men at all
this gook is gonna get leg heemed if he doesn't check that shit
STOP THE FIGHT
I swear Korean are not yakuza...
But what? Finish your sentences gook
kang is hot, wish he would breed me
how the fuck do you afford your supplements you're just a microbiologist. what brand do you take btw
>kang
>asian
?
He’s probably running 10 minute miles on soft trails
He’s a Roidhead, not an elite runner, I’d make him my bitch over any distance under 50 miles
I thought he's lost both rounds tbqh
It's 20-18 to the Davis man
Why, you would just fart it out anyway
don't be rude Da Silva
>One LHW strap please
Rogan is 4channel. Remember that
Redneck looks like a retard I'm cheering for the asian dude
BOOOO
BOOO
boo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is there a fucking mule in the crowd?
For someone who runs 20 miles each day his cardio sure is trash
he was doing nothing shut the fuck up manlet
Miller Lite bro.
Good stand up
JAMAL WAS ASIAN B
19-19
decent fight tbf
>talking about how cool Swaggy G is before the fight
>proceeds to ref terribly
Based ref wants to see stand-n-bang
based ref haha
is that really how homosexuals get rid of cum?
based boxing ref
its a cow dude
Based ref saying fuck grappling
does joe have vitiligo?
based ref
BASED
2.0 miles
based ref saving us from lay n pray. shut the fuck up joe
he's just blowing out his knees the only good cardio is relevant cardio and running isn't relevant to mma
rogan talking non stop about being in side control
he didn do nuttin
WTF fire rogan, he's so fucking racist rn to the black ref
whatever
he ain't doin'g shit
That’s a mess.
Fucking caz
Everybody has cardio till you get punched in the face
BASED REF
based swang and bang ref
ECS, myprotein shipping to portugal only takes a few days and its cheap
Based ref dabbing on the fight
based
fuck joe
yeah or if you breed a cute sissy, you get her to fart the cum out and have her positioned so it runs across the tains and onto the balls and cock, finally you have her catch it in her hand then have her lick it
Alright everyone post what supplements you take no trolling.
The guy who did a parlay with Davis, I told you not to do it. Come on man.
based ref nothing was happening Joe is racist
>all the cazzies in this thread
That was a fucking terrible stand up.
this ref is absolutely based
fucking joe bitching like a faggot just stopped the based ref from giving us the fight we want
This. STFU Rogaine.
Sick TTD
Kek, that was my same European experience. Fuck London. Fuck Paris. Prague, you're cool. Fuck Berlin.
Country and small towns are usually based wherever you go.
Ref clearly has money riding on Davis in this fight
>asian out wrestling an american
I feel embarrassed watching this
moments like this fuel the whole "real sport" meme
Everyone has a plan until you elbow them in the back of the head
Nigger only wants them to stand and bang, hope he chokes on a chicken bone.
yeah amazon is good about shipping to europe
It's so empty in that arena and Joe practically shouting to call the ref a nigger.
Do you think he can hear him?
is the ref giving davis advice? lol
Faggot pillowfisted ass niggas
he wasn't trying to advance the position at all
reminder rogan is a proud boy
Do refs usually coach the fighters like that?
>sitting in side control throwing nothing doing nothing not advancing the position
that's stalling, fuck off
>flag
opinion discarded
Get back to your shit commentary, Rogan
>do nothing for a full minute from a """dominant position"""
>i-it was a bad standup!!!!!!
Both you and Joe are complete retards
>her
it's the shitty U.S. audience's fault, they boo grappling
You sound jealous
What a shitty event.
i hate joe rogan so goddamn much
once its in a dress, its a her to me
this week on bumfights
I have a below average IQ.
good performance from Kang
Nigger is based. That's one of the top 5 niggers I've seen, up there with MLK and Armond White
Which fight was it where Joe was yelling jiu jitsu instructions to one fighter? I remember it was a chick fight and they were right in front of their table.
and rightfully so, usually it's just one dude laying on top of another, fuck that
i hate jon anik
>getting outwrestled by an asian
This fight is why I want Rogaine to fight a real fight.
Shit taste for sure, MLK was a faggot and Armond is a walking joke.
He literally stood him up after like only 20 seconds. You need to give him time to work you stupid fucking negroids.
sweden tier, pathetic bruv
STOP POSTING SHAKIRA CHLOE MORETZ YOU UNEMPLOYED FROG FAGGOT
Based
30-27 Davis had a better story of the fight
just watch kickboxing for fuck's sake.
Place every fucking dollar you have on a Bermudez win tonight.
me too mate me too
welp there goes my parley
29-28 Davis?
Get ready for some screwy scorecards tonight bros
davis is getting cut ;_;
where's the guy that had a parlay on Davis
>20 seconds isnt time to work
>Brazilian
I was right again.
Mr. Birthday wins
where the fuck is lithuania with the toilet post
well he is jewish
Joe “don’t look at my hair transplant scar” Rogaine.
RIP to the guy who bet on Davis earlier
I couldn't bear for this card to be fucked up by shitty judges
>split
How the hell do you give a 2 rounds to davis
Californiaaaaaaaaaaaa
That was me I am ashamed
:(
Should I make nachos tonight lads?
Ref won the story. Davis lost the fight. Gook did whatever
House nigger ref and Davis btfo.
Davis all smiles thinking that he had this won, low IQ
>or did you just adapt under the fly?
Joe Rogan confirmed 4 edibles deep
has anyone noticed joe is either becoming less interested or annoyed at commentary? its kind of irritating
make Raphael dos Nachos
bad decision desu
I do, but when someone lies on top of another dude unable to GnP or any submissions then FUCK him
Cali rich now. Doesn’t give a fuck.
Make some chips and dip them in cheese
He was the dude with grey hair in the cage.
>inb4 Diaz loses another Majority decision
Kang will fight super better next time! I can't wait.
fuck priscilla, fuck the franks, fuck napoleon, fuck louis the xvi, and fuck you.
was going to take a picture of my midnight snack but I ate it instead
It was a jacket potato and prawns, fucking delicious you should have seen it heem
He's been phoning it in all year
incredibly pilled post
He's not uninterested , he's just less interesting become all he does is repeat himself nowadays
Nigga come join the stream
i'm already tired, should I brew myself a coffee or will it fuck me up at 2am?
Asshole.
Man's living the dream
the real Joe Rogan was replaced in 2016, look into it
Good decision, Kang dominated ground game and Davis was only slightly better on the feet
I don't speak that language but he definetely didn't say that kek, shit translator
tune
rotting for cifers so she has to do an interview
Cifers is ugly as fuck
Kron Gracie is in Nate's corner tonight, Nate by submission cap this
Joe Rogan has an IQ of 128.
I have an IQ of 78.
I JUST FINISHED A CUP OF BBBBBBLACK COFFEE AND ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE IN ESTONIAA I DONT FEEL GOOD IM FEELING JITTERY
coffee makes me fart
I always get a takeaway on PPV night.
A normal meal just seems like it's insulting the PPV.
Nap bro.
Give strength to out girl Cifers \o/
/ourgirl/ is fighting next
Depends, do you plan on watching for the next 5 hours?
No he doesn't
that hambeast on the right watching the guy with his cutie asian
>another w"mma" snoozer
really nigga
I'm definitely skipping this one
GO HANNA
Based psych intro
I could have translated that better and I don't even speak Chinese
Keith "The Dean of Mean" Jardine!
Priscilla did nothing wrong.
Derek and me are such good friends lol who would've thought
Makes me peeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Nam war walkout song
what did she mean by this
is she going Napalm on Cifers ass
...
every time i napped i missed the main event and woke up at like 6am
it makes me shit
>in the end playing over speakers
Demian maia run in when? Hope he saves us from the wmma
smol
honestly i think it's a mixture of him having done it for so long and that there are just so many other quality color commentators who are former fighters that bring real in cage experience to the work that he feels he has to reinforce his niche
Based walkout music for this broad.
Ready for diaz
>decide to crack open a can of some meme ale you bought from lidl
>haven't had a drop to drink since new year
>already feeling sleepy
red bull
+1 for Mama Cass
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO SPAMMY?
Another garbage wmma fight
Mamas and Papas...brap hog died eating a sandwich....
>wmma fight on
welp, gonna head out for 15 minutes....
>shitty flute solo
>dominic cruz' mic all bass
>random female voice
all this noise is fucking with my head /heem/
based cruz shitting on people's hobbies
>le juggle 5 things
and fucking suck at them all
Yes he does. You think you're smarter than you actually are which makes you a dork.
What do you guys think of the FILM THE FACULTY? No trolling./
Stop larping as Lukas Airplane cut the shit.
>calm
Looks like shes gonna cry
>Davis was only slightly better on the feet
How so?
All he did was kicking the leg and he's the one who suffered a knock down
probably yes, i have nothing else to do tomorrow
>This is a 27 year old woman
apply yourself america
Who is forcing this poor scared girl to go out there and fight? What sort of leverage do they have over her?
What's wrong with that girl. Is she depressed?
dude wtf there is a reason no one buys alcohol from lidl
brunson isn't winning or nate or stipe
Trips, bro. Right there with you. Red Bull.
she's clearly got massive social anxiety in interviews etc.
this
I actually wouldn't mind the intergender fight meme, women would get wiped out of MMA forever
I usually do steaks, I've still got some big fuck off sirloins in my freezer I cut off the joint but can't be asked tonight.
Only good takeaway near me is some russian joint that I'm fairly certain is a front for the mob.
Kvass is pretty good though
so small
Hannah honestly looks like she was just crying before coming out lmao. Cruz is trying to downplay it imo.
Our third fight of the night
Hannah is 100% a virgin. Any other virgin female fighters in the ufc?
>leaves on your plate to distract you from the fact that they didn't cook your meat properly
What would you be doing if you were in the arena right now?
You know its me fuck off lol
very good banter lol
by chips do you mean american potato chips as in crisps, or do you mean British chips
leaving
Cifers legit looks like an ex of mine. What a miserable cunt.
Paige VanZant
do you get paid to do this or are you just crippled by loneliness and autism?
British
Aspen ladd
Mackenzie dern
Valentina
STFU Peru you wouldn't have any streams if it wasn't for guys like him so unless you are the streamer just be quite you faggot
Arianny taking the Bogpill
drinking a $22 beer
I remember watching Jodie Esquibel in her TUF tryout and then her Invicta debut and thinking she was going to wreck shop in the UFC.
What happened bros?
Oh my god they're tiny
Should have Tan Dan reffing
Pissing.
if there's not an email when i check the inbox you'll be exposed...checking in 1 minute.................
Imagine being a 5'1 grill and thinking "Yeah fighting is the career for me"
>Another Womenlet fight
Ciphers has bad foot movement. Heem incoming.
i m a g i n e
>English has a whole ton of exceptional words that break the rules the language establishes
That's every language, you nimrod. Do you really think Portuguese, Japanese, Italian, Spanish, etc don't have countless exceptions to lots of rules?
piss break and go get a hot dog, whip the shirt off and use the ketchup to write JUST BLEED on my torso
>both girls come out throwing jabs from 10 feet away
what did they mean by this?
This is a good one, thanks.
imagine the amount of weed needed to say "beautiful Arianny"
Cifers keeping the ghosts at bay with her jab
shut the fuck up you chimp
no way this one goes the distance too much KO power here
Blame Dana. Filler bullshit. Maybe why Rogaine is so uninterested.
imagine being an adult male and calling girls grills
UFC is a rigged event, just listen to them make fake sonic boom noises every time they throw punches, wake up.
How many womanlets could a male HW take in a fight?
WOOOOOOOOOO
WMMA
time to order some food
gotta put her back in the ocean, my dude
Can I borrow her
They both watched too much shadowskill growing up.
I would beat the fuck out of both of these women and im a manlet.
somebody please fucking call the ghostbusters i can't take it anymore
what a gut by esquibel
HAM SLEEPY
coke
>if Esquibel loses this she's 6-6
how the fuck did so many shit female fighters end up in the most elite MMA organisation on earth
is Dana and Sean fucking all of them?
Chips are too filling for late night food desu
take her out on Lady J, then throw her over
Nice, she swallow?
about 4
looks ready to reproduce
8/10
grim
yellow fever is a serious condition
heeminder wmma fights are nothing more than filler so the bros have time to take a shit/make a beer run/fix dinner
thicc niecc
I bet she's got a gunt outside of camp.
just run circles in the octagon, and 90% of hw's will tap due to exhaustion
dat roid gut
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Filler. Way to act as if you are selling a whole product but it’s filler.
alright im going for that coffee
damn this fight sucks, the thick one is a legit midget
Does my girlfriend have pretty feet?
This fight is low key spice
>fights starts
>both jabbing at air
>go back to watching youtube videos
>come back 4 minutes later
>both still jabbing at air
Unironically ugly as hell
10-10 no damage inflicted by either combatant
i got tricked i thought there was only one w"mma" fight but it turns out there was two and i already made food during the we wuz fight but they were bums anyway
I dunno. Don’t care about feet.
Why are 2 midget thots in the cage again?
nice view
Bigfoot shitposting on Yea Forums
Hannah bout to shoot a school
This fight is horrible
>another decision
who could have predicted such a thing
this is 100% ronda's fault
if not for her Dana would never have let a single woman into the UFC unless she was holding a card above her head
is wmma they just make noises and shadowbox
we all know thats you, user
nice dead air, espn
Ask Dana. WMMA matches are the commercials of UFC.
God I hate wmma so much
I literally can't put into words how much I hate wmma
FUCK wmma
What kind of nigga is named STIPE? STYP yo STIE PUH. wtf is this ?
Rose, Valentina and Amanda are fun to watch.
why this card so weak? literal whos and retirees. mma is dead.
They should release everyone outside of the top 5
migrate to this one, in about 30 posts
STEE-PAY
would you let Esquibel punch you straight on the chin?
>Wind pressure from the punches is so strong that they can't close in on eachother
I for one am thankful these strikes aren't landing
I don't want to watch someone die tonight
WTFFFF MEGAN LITERALLY INTERVIEWING CORNERS MID FIGHT
All WMMA fights are horrible. Just be glad first fight was cancelled.
Life is a comedy.
when will the bald bastard wake up and realize that wmma is a joke, how much money do they have to lose to realize this holy fuck it's so boring
>valentina
>amanda
>fun
+small talent pool
+everyone you work with is under 40 and fit
+take less damage than male/bigger fighters
+get to travel a lot
>Rose
>Fun
If by fun you mean a cringe inducing wreck of a person.
women MMA was a mistake
Watching the fight while checking my phone probably
cant make me
so the flw solution. they just need to get to cutting them for losing more strictly, if you lose 2/3 your done. if you lose to a fighter who is cut, or your only wins are over cut fighters, your on the line
Mid round coach interview. ESPN is overproducing the shit out of the fights now. They must be desperate for revenue after overpaying for the UFC deal.
stupidest thing ever
You're just a pleb. You don't know what you're seeing.
>1000 pushups, 1000 situps, run 20 miles per day
>still get obliterated by Kyle Bochniak and some literally who gook
>no cardio whatsoever
Well played Brandon Davis. Have fun in PFL.
They should cancel this one too, mid-fight..
you take that back!
amanda is okayish to watch, but valentina is a boring point fighter without the ko power outside of some kicks but who gives a fuck about kicks, even holy has some kick KOs
it's picked up now but the first was shit
REEEE
Boooooring
Yeah it sounds like one of those ideas someone would throw out there but not one you should actually implement. It's so daft
Corners need to actually corner, and people should be paying attention to the fights, not random ass interviews
Literally, what submission is she even trying?
with the state of this fight they probably said fuck it we'll experiment
w"mma" should only have zero rounds
The womenlet sub
What the fuck was that little reeee that esquibel let out in the scramble?
Anytime I see women on a card it automatically makes me not wanna watch. I'm unironically a bjj blue belt and been boxing for 3 years with my uni club. And I know I can heem every female ufc fighter just by weighing 190 lb and having actual hands. I watch mma to see athletes that are better than me, not worse. There's a reason no one watches the special Olympics, cause you watch sports to see the best athletes in the world, and women will never be the best athletes
Fuck women, giving them the right to vote was a massive mistake. And fuck wmma
I remember seeing in a conference football game on BT and I was blown away by how retarded it was.
No wonder they don't do it in the big leagues.
Do any of you guys actually watch the wmma fights? I just mute the stream and go do something else while they fight desu
xD
Complaining about back of the head strikes
Something triggered her
No thanks kike
based and redpilled
I want my chips with the dip
Cifers landed a single pillowfisted bonk on the back of her head lol
Only if I've heard of the fighters before
You would heem them if you weighed the exact same amount they did user, the 190 is not necessary
Nice comeback, dude.
Alright just made myself a sandwich and cracked open an ice cold can of mountain dew aaaaaaaand the fight is still on...fuck. Welp, gonna rewatch beige frequency's roast of Brandon Schaub until MEN start fighting. Oh oh btw btw...FUCK ISRAEL.
The problem with ESPN is that once they get an idea they just stick to it. I expect to see more of this now
he should have just drilled all day and worked his cardio in that manner.
Back to the Chocolate Factory with these two, and take Joe too
bring back bully beatdown except it's female bullies who fight top 5 heavyweight fighters
Nunes could HEEM you easily
peanut chips don't need one
Only watch Nunes or Cyborg. My gf calls me sexist for complaining about the shit-tier skill level..
currently watching this shit excuse for a match.. who let these old fucking bints into the octagon..
a fucking LARPer would fight better..
If I heemed 4 people on Monday, 6 on Tuesday and 7 on Wednesday, what is the minimum number of different people I have heemed?
bully beatdown was retarded, if I was in it I'd just take shitloads of valium and never tap.
joe leg kick rogan
why does it seem like that one guy was sharing his popcorn with random people? The two guys are sitting 2 seats away
Anthony Pettis is a meme fighter
>Mayhem was beaten so badly by Bisping he descended into madness
i'd beat you down, bully
1, heem yourself.
Playing poker while these wmma fights pass, who's winniing? The big breasted one or the autist?
I pass out before I tap out bitch
based boo crowd
Dude she sucks. Cutbaby with no technique
7?
dude take that antisemitic shit back to /pol/
your kind isn't wanted here you fucking idiot
My gf says I'm sexist for not watching this garbage too.
Fuck Israel adesanya
Fuck off kike
the lack of contact in this match reminds me of my relationship with my wife
Only thing worse than wmma is the kikes who made it into a thing
dana gives men shit for boring fights but never has the balls to call bitches on their shity fights fucking weasel
I meant Israel Adesanya...
okay dude
Why do you want to genocide the Palestinians Shlomo? You're not a Nazi are you?
kek
he was obviousy talking about Adesanya, wtf is wrong with YOUR brain? Nazi
SEETHING kike rat
NOSE MAD (x24)
lmao
Holy shit you're a retard
It's true though user. Imagine if 2 guys fought like this, they would be cut immediately..
What happened to hue land. AJJ is king now no ufc stars anymore. Btfo
8, because I just heemed you.
my girl hannah "social anxiety" ciphers does it again!
oy vey
what is this cringe
oh fuck the cringe is real MUTE MUTE MUTE
Man I love my queen of cringe
Shit I kinda like her now
>be on a sports related board
>user mentions the first name of a fighter
>"chosen" nation wrecker gets instantly triggered
oof, your rabbi is showing..
CUTE
Fuck's sake.. This bitch is too fragile
Jodie "SSss SSss SSSSssssh" Esquibel
hannah is based
the most authentic NC accent i've ever heard
what did she say?
Feels like months since the last Big card
What did she say? I wasn't watching
shut up! she is trying hard despite being extremely nervous. And she does it over and over despite her anxiety
Nunes would heem shit. She heems other women with pure strenght because she is full of roids, no technique. She'd do shit against a man, nigger.
Oof back to Re ddit, faggot.
OUR GIRL OUR GIRL OUR GIRL
Hanna Cifers is absolutely fucking adorable.
The shyness is 100% charming.
Fuck you to anybody making fun of her in this thread
CCC stands for Chael "Champion" Csonnen
I only watch PPVs with Heavyweight title matches on them. Glad to finally get one.
She's basically a Robot if she was in the ufc
her responses were appropriate. Her voice was just shaky
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I know, dude! That's why I like her. 2 back to back wins bby, Cifers WAR
Not much, something about cooking and cleaning..
she started mumbling something and rogan said something like
>we know you get nervous during these interviews so I'm trying to relax you
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
White Knight Detected..
GET OFF THIS THREAD!
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Wtf. If you're a robot how would you fight in front of thousands of people?
Fucking kek
>white knighting this hard for other anons on a weeb board
Shut your mouth
who wins the flex off between Romero and Costa?
And being a mother I hope
yeah, cooking up an ass whoopin and cleaning out the division
Costa is more aesthetic but Yoelito has the raw cuban sugarwater muscles
Nibba, I'll do to you what Mcgregor did to a fucking bus
Yeah by definition this isn't possible that's why I said "if"
romero looked like cut down. Id say costa for this event
HMM WHATS THAT I SMELL
Costa looking pretty juicy
I do. More aesthetically pleasing then the men.
LMAO
Romero's traps are next level, nothing can compete.
this nigga gonna make me stop eating pork
Should I start drinking now?
I got some monkey shoulder
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despite ronda being not so good, i would say all of her fights were very exciting. Shevchenko, nunes, cyborg are fighters i watch as well. I mean, this sort of goes for everyone though. I don't take much interest in no name fighters
a no name MALE fighter is worth more than any FEMALE fighter period.
whether it is a grain of sand or a large boulder, they all fall to the bottom of the ocean
damn..
yes
This Kenny guy is manlet as fuck so boring.
Just lose already.
Nope, suck it.
manlets WIN again!!
when will lanklets learn