>All the highlights from Saturday’s top-flight fixtures, including last season’s Champions League runners-up Tottenham's visit to Premier League champions Manchester City. Liverpool travelled to Southampton while Arsenal hosted Burnley and Steve Bruce’s Newcastle visited newly promoted Norwich. And Villa Park staged Premier League football for the first time in three years, with Aston Villa taking on Bournemouth. Presented by Gary Lineker.
Bald idiots Alan Shearer and Danny Murphy are your """expert pundits""".
>Sadness for City fans there after Gabriel Jesus’ late goal was ruled out.
>But this sadness does not compare to the thousands of lawyers and astrophysicists forced to leave their homes in Eritrea to cross the Mediterranean in horrendous conditions for the chance of peace, freedom and some underage blonde girl pussy. Think of them and their terrible plight this evening.
Oh cmon Gary, give it a rest!
Dylan Harris
Murphy was quite insightful when he first got into punditry. As was Keown for that matter. Somewhere along the line they received some trauma to their frontal lobe. I have no doubt Alan Shearer called in a hit.
Thomas Perry
>watch the goals everyone already saw on reddit minutes after they went in this show is an anachronism. I give it two more years
Nah it's something that gets drilled into pundits to simply "say what you see". Makes it easier for us plebs to digest and stay tuned, then go into work or school tomorrow and repeat what they say. It's happening to Alex Scott already.
Jeremiah Wright
who /8outof10cats/ here whilst waiting for it to start?
imagine wanting to see insightful viewpoints and coherent and consistent thought processes in pursuit of high quality analysis you should be ashamed
Gavin Hughes
There will always be a place for MoTD, it's a bbc institution as much as songs of praise or question time is. Match going fans aren't going to come home and head to reddit to see all the goals, you just want dinner and some telly after.
>Nah it's something that gets drilled into pundits to simply "say what you see". This is true, yep. Some do buck the trend though, Lee Dixon for example is a really good pundit/commentator. Better at it than he was a player actually.
Ian Edwards
just wacthed the highlights on the sky sports website lads. took like 15 minutes
much better than sitting through 1 and a half hours of shit
I can't imagine actually being this intellectually stunted. You are a fucking freak.
Luis Jones
it's a relic of the pre-internet world
Carson Stewart
>There was absolutely no need for him to brand himself as a working class lad He never did.
Henry Hernandez
Agreed, needs more women. Or ideally that little black spastic bloke in a wheelchair presenting.
Gavin Powell
VAR VAR VAR
Jace Torres
>handball
u wot lol I thought it was offside
Nicholas Garcia
That is a fucking ludicrous decision.
Samuel Bailey
I really don't see much point in it at all and it's hard to justify the Beeb paying +£80m per year for highlights.
Elijah Nelson
*activates it*
James Roberts
It's the rule.
Xavier Rivera
big fan of VAR dabbing on Team UAE desu
Jace Myers
Holy shit that VAR decision. The handball rule is utterly retarded.
Joshua Wilson
you don’t get much fanny do you la’
He did
Luke Green
>decision
umm sweetie every time the ball hits a hand it's an automatic foul now
Carter Bennett
>VARball shit
Dylan Perry
If the ref had seen it without the use of VAR would it have been ludicrous?
Owen Gomez
>or going to another channel you wouldn't say that if you saw what ITV did with The Premiership
Isaac Campbell
Only the most snivelling of autists even want VAR
It's too late
Hudson Cooper
It's the rules
Anthony Lee
VAR is taking the fun out of the sport.
Brandon Mitchell
The amount of money the BBC wastes on utter shit, 80m for MOTD is nothing.
Nathan Walker
Rule states that ANY handball in the area; accident or no, is a foul.
Hunter Taylor
for me, it's SAP
Jack Lewis
Stop lying.
Carter Morgan
What ratings does it get these days? Modern BBC would just waste the money is some even more egregious way anyway.
Joseph Brown
The rule is utter shit then. The chokehold on Rodri was a certain penalty as well. Who couldn’t see that?
Adam Barnes
I said last year that the handball rule should be changed to a black and white decision like this. It's incredibly harsh but theres too much grey area bullshit with "unnatural body position" and all that shit
Andrew Reyes
Came off the spurs lad's thigh
Liam Foster
I didn’t watch last week, holy fuck that new “studio” is hideous. Not comfy at all.
Colton Davis
THERE'S A WORM BEHIND SHEARER'S HEAD
Justin Smith
I remember ITV's Premiership show. It was shit. So is MOTD.
Cooper Anderson
How is it retarded? It’s not like the ball came off Laport’s head onto his arm. His arm was the only part of his body it touched, which put the ball in the path of Jesus to score.
Ryder Taylor
agreed technically correct decision but the law is daft either way VAR is sucking the joy out of football
David Myers
The only reason they introduced this shit is for muh controversy so they can gain more viewership.
BBC should stop assuming that ex players are inherently good pundits
Alexander Sanchez
cancel it it serves no purpose in the internet age and it is allowing talentless hacks like lineker and any motd pundit you could name to steal salaries from the taxpayer's pocket
Brayden Roberts
Keep VAR only for international tournaments, drop it for league.
Jordan Thompson
End yourself autist
Brandon Torres
Bin it. There's no point in it now when most people get games highlights from social media before broadcast.
Nathan Ortiz
Newcastle lost with Shearer on punditry
kino kino kino
Benjamin Jenkins
Have it in a pub with some more pundits and actual debates instead of some bald frauds agreeing with each other all the time, maybe have some fans in the pub too
Isaac Torres
It didn't even blatantly come off his arm you retards, it fucking grazed it after deflecting off the spurs' player Why are you people so full of shit? Just say who cares lmao and at least be honest instead of pretending it was in any way a good call
James Sullivan
Haha. Was thinking this today watching FF with their latest token acquisition - Micah Richards.
Evan Hall
why are you watching it then?
Brody Nelson
Zoomers either go to football with their dad (based) or just sit playing Fortnite upstairs whilst their plastic, balding dad watches Sky Sports™ (not based)
I’d put the pundits in a real studio for a start. I’d also put the show on later. 00:30 start time. Give MOTD a This Week comfy feel. Add journalists to the guest list alongside ex players. Also a table with biscuits and tea on it.
Brandon Martin
I like it. Maybe it’s the novelty of sitting in front of the telly box and seeing others discuss and dissect the game.
Hudson Johnson
as annoying as it is, it is necessary to prevent the thieves of this league (manchester clubs) to steal points from blatantly incorrect decisions a necessary evil
Owen Cox
Teemu Pukki is the first player this century to score a hat-trick on his first ever home Premier League appearance.
Joshua Carter
>most people Faggot zoomers.
James King
>it fucking grazed it Stop lying.
Cameron Hughes
I watch it to come shitpost on here.
Joseph Hill
MOTD still serves a purpose. Most people still prefer to watch highlights over a 360p gif of some ripped African stream they see on Twitter.
Parker Hill
just because i'm shitposting in the motd thread doesn't mean i'm actually watching it
Isaac Wilson
seems like a nice guy but he doesn't enunciate his words and just kind of mumbles all the time
Hunter Rivera
Even I do it and I'm a boomer. Fuck me. You can get highlights almost instantaneous on Flashscore.
Leo Wright
>tfw imagining Pukki in your side as a supporter of a mistake PL club
>Newcastle let Rafa leave and replaced him with steve fucking bruce and spent a ton of money on some fake Brazilian shitter
kek
Sebastian James
I've watched it many times now, if it had clearly bounced off his extended arm then I'd be inclined to agree but that was horrible
Brody Gomez
>tf >tt
John Peterson
Newcastle don't look as bad as I imagined thy were.
Class first goal from Pukki
Michael Rodriguez
corrr what a finish
Evan Barnes
>most people I bet more people have watch highlights prior than watch MOTD.
Gabriel Myers
>jeremy goss style fucking strike
David Garcia
BLOOOOOOOOOTER
Luke Taylor
fuckin ‘ave it get in there my son
that should be everyone’s reaction to that goal other than Newcastle fans
Thomas Brooks
Meant to put mid table haha what am I like
Logan Reyes
Basically match of the day should be removed from the bbc so the pundits aren't confined to 3 minute time limits which results in tame repetitive uninspired and uninformed punditry.
Also get pundits that can actually analyse the games
Josiah Richardson
Steve Bruce is the worst manager around. Newcastle are doomed.
>problem with the CL was that VAR didn't have a camera angle to see Llorente clearly handle the ball but tv did >instead of adding more camera angles for VAR games they make a nonsense change to the rule had to be intentional surely
Jordan Perry
Dunno, they've put one of the C Listers on this game because they thought it'd be shit
Jack Brown
MOTD should just go full brainlet like El Chiringuito
Carter Ramirez
Xhe cute!
Christopher Hall
b.but he failed at Leltic
Isaiah Gonzalez
>Poocastle
Gabriel Butler
Joelinton actually cost 40 million lads. What going on in Newcastle lol
Nolan Flores
he missed fucking loads of chances in the first half according to radio but I guess that means he's at least in position to take them
Samuel Carter
Pukki is uironically the best attacking player in the Premier League now that Hazard has left
>Pukki running 70 yards and tackling Joelinton based
Nicholas Campbell
no fucker knows
Zachary Flores
Mobile gaming is huge, there’s basically no cost to produce and distribute them, and you can make billions ripping off children with micro transactions
John Anderson
Shearer really struggles to be succinct. He always talks in lists. He’ll say a players is “fast, speedy, lightning quick” instead of just saying he’s fast.
Benjamin Jenkins
Good post
Ayden Sanders
Adrian is a really good shot stopper but his distribution is fucking awful
Aiden Allen
>on twitter
Easton Torres
>struggling against southampton top lel
Colton Garcia
>giving 1% of your wage to a charity Honestly why bother
Caleb Ross
Is Yoshida underrated?
Wyatt Williams
Southampton’s new kit is an eye popper. Too bad they’re definitely going down.
Brayden Roberts
>the likes of your Manes, your Sanes, your Kantes
Jonathan Perry
Hypnodisc.
Justin Powell
Yeah it is a bit stingy Do 10% at least
David Price
Don't be too harsh on him, that's how children view the world these days.
Nolan Lewis
per week or per year?
Lincoln Perry
>Southampton’s new kit is an eye popper. As in eye poppingly shit.
Colton Garcia
Liverpool were absolute shit in the first half and >Southampton couldn't even beat them
Jace Gomez
Why are Southampton advertising selling Man Utd tickets as if they won’t sell out?
Connor Brooks
Das it
Bentley Ramirez
anyone else sleep hoping they won't wake up?
Joshua Sanders
Wheely Big Cheese.
Alexander Thomas
Why would that make any difference, you absolute spacker
Adam Scott
Why the fuck is the back of the Southampton kid solid red. Looks awful
Jaxson Thomas
Mcginn - mctominay forrest - mcburnie - fraser
could this midfield/forward line, dare i say it, qualify for a international tournament?
Julian Kelly
It just said 1% of his wage. Looks like he's on £50k a week so that's £500 per week. Like it isn't nothing, but for a footballer it is pretty low imo - and to publicise it at that.
Dominic Clark
Hope to one day see a celebration from Klopp that isn’t artificial as fuck.
Jayden Lee
Liverpool aren't going to get anywhere near last season's points total are they
It’s been a rule in a lot of leagues for awhile now and also in European tournaments, was only a matter of time before it came here
Nathan Johnson
How the fuck do Liverpool continue to produce keeping fuckups?
Julian Perez
Firmino is the most important Liverpool attacker, only plebs disagree
Wyatt Evans
ADRIAN
Nathaniel Martin
i've spoonfed you enough zoom zoom
Gavin Ortiz
the position that pays some of their wages mate
Aaron Peterson
Gonna cap this muggy post, see ya at 100 points
Carter Lopez
I’ve actually played at Hampden in a wee charity match. I have more claim to say “we, us” than professional players that are uncapped.
Xavier Lewis
Yeah.
Nicholas Lee
No they both score, but if you look at their goals vs expected goals, or vs the amount of shots and where each shot is from then they are so incredibly wasteful.
Also that Slipperpool keeper
Christian Jones
Playing a high line that hasn't settled fully yet. Guess Klopp's idea is now with VAR the offside trap is a lot less risky to play as you no longer rely on linesman competence
Jonathan Lee
firmino and mane are equally important
Lucas Perez
no its mane
Jason Wright
it's Mane but nobody gives a fuck about him because he's a humble African
Charles Martin
ok don't forget last day of the season, I'll look out for you
Kevin Adams
check yourself into a mental hospital you braindead mong
Isaiah Harris
Thoughts on Brexit lads?
Logan Price
>expected goals
Thats a big yikes from me
Josiah Watson
Now that Liverpool have been shown all the plastics will stop posting
Daniel Lee
Could be better could be worse
Gabriel Carter
I've always wondered what other people think about Brexit
Bentley Brown
owner of the Fenway Sports Group?
Joshua Butler
Watching Mindhunter after this lads.
Luis Williams
Not happening
Mason Baker
Fucking hate Lineker lads, his brother seems based though.
Andrew Sanchez
EG being a meme doesn't mean they aren't both incredibly wasteful
Kayden Richardson
>tfw on last
Jacob Bennett
Can't wait for shit whisky and chlorinated chicken bwok bwok
Caleb Collins
what are those african clothes called that are like pjs with a little round hat
Nathan Lee
might join you although I get it mixed up with Manhunt all the time
Lucas Parker
I remember being pissed off when we went for Mane instead of Gotze. I'm sorry I ever doubted you Kloppo
Nah I'm finna smoke a joint then stick on babestation in the background while I look for some cam slag to have a wank over.
Levi Sanders
I went to this Arsenal game today. Burnley got literally every decision go their way. I guarantee Dyche will blame the referee's or have a whinge about diving or something, despite his shit team playing hoofball and kicking lumps out of the Arsenal players all game.
Blake Davis
He prob thinks Laca should have been carded for being fouled in the box.
Sebastian Russell
>That Pope nutmeg I put him in my draft team ffs
Lincoln Hill
do you know how i know you don't know who your dad is?
Joseph Cooper
Can't stop playing hentai vns and games lads. Really starting to effect my desire for regular women.
Lucas Howard
He's quality, speaks with a plastic cockney accent and shags bimbos off towie. Legend.
Charles Reyes
“I remember Gary Lineker... a bright boy from the BBC... says I'm childish.
"Well, he should know about that himself – he's been subjected to a lot of stuff in the media himself.
“I know he's had stuff stopped from getting in newspapers from time to time, so he'll understand what childishness means, because he is childish.
"The problem with the BBC is they never say they're sorry. They never admit their guilt. They never admit they're wrong."
Chase Perry
>rapidly aging nonce and his noncey tinpot "beach club" for absolute NVQ spackers who go to Ibiza to listen to Capital FM music and not the Balearic classics
>Barnes is so good he's ineligible to play for England because it would be unfair
Jordan Walker
He's a paedophile
Carter Jackson
Seething
Colton Russell
is this a parody post?
Landon Jenkins
Legend.
Julian Green
Baleric pumping or commercial pumping?
Parker Ramirez
He's not able to be called up for Austria though.
Brandon Hall
Today I walked past a girl I went to secondary school with. She looked at her phone and pretended not to notice me.
Juan Edwards
BBC are too busy shilling for the government.
They outright refused to report that boris Johnson had lied about his links to Steve Bannon. They take part of the blame for the state of the UK, I hope jezza lashes them all in the gulag
Hudson Flores
Is Sean Dyche the most humourless manager currently in the Premier League?
Jackson Reed
>19 month hunter replying to a nonce post Birds of a feather
Daniel Jackson
cute that you think she remembers you
Michael Wood
Probably currently, yeah
Chase Martinez
yh don’t take it personally
Camden Ross
More like Unai Enema
Alexander Adams
JIhadi Jack stripped of his passport and the Leafs are seething lmao
Robert Bell
Oh look here we go, ginger cunt whinging about decisions, fuck off.
Eli Hernandez
farke
Colton Jackson
Dyche is right though. It pays to dive.
Angel Green
He's Peter Proud from Proudsville mate. Pep has no humour.
Leo Morales
>They outright refused to report that boris Johnson had lied about his links to Steve Bannon Can you prove he does have links to Bannon?
Chase Long
Is no one going to acknowledge that Ceballos is only there on a loan? He’s not an Arse player.
It might, but, that also can help Burnley and if he's going on about this and not utilising it then he's just a brainlet.
Logan Cooper
like he said , its about the good of the game
Cooper Price
All farmers from here on in lads.
Owen Robinson
Loaned players don't play for the club they're loaned to, apparently. A Yid user said so
Dominic Young
Do you think the MOTD panelists and crew go out on the piss afterwards?
Joshua Collins
Are Villa the new Fulham but on steroids?
Isaac Turner
What delusion? He plays for Arsenal, he isn't an Arsenal player but nobody said that. They said they had a good player. They do. No idea what is deluded about that, lads.
Samuel Turner
I'm sure Eriksen will still be 'playing' for Spurs when he's actually been sold to Atletico Madrid in a fortnight, too.
Kevin Rodriguez
>that hair on Douglas Louise Oh my fucking god
Austin Phillips
silly cunt
Lucas Evans
Yes, steve Bannon outright admitted it on video in an interview. The bbc didn't feel this was worth even bringing to the public's attention
Jose Ortiz
they're not in London so aren't subject to the media arse licking
Caleb Jenkins
My point was that Arsenal don’t even have an option to buy him. Both Sky and BBC are talking about him like he’s going to solve a long term problem. He’ll be back at Madrid next season. Especially with Zidane not there. Not a yid btw.
Asher Roberts
wanted bournemouth to win but that's a bullshit penalty
Dylan Stewart
white people ladies and gentlemen
Josiah Ortiz
I like it
Chase Gray
Congratulations, you have the attention span of an infant
Blake Nelson
Villa park used to be a great place to get an easy 3 points. Great memories as an Arsenal fan.
Thomas Stewart
Check out the PAOK Keeper, similar but even worse
Levi Lee
Worse than Gnabry's
Ryder Fisher
Its crap
Robert Gomez
Utter state of those two goals. Villa are cursed this year.
Nathan Russell
>My point was that Arsenal don’t even have an option to buy him Actually that wasn't your point, as you simply said: >Is no one going to acknowledge that Ceballos is only there on a loan? He’s not an Arse player. Nothing about an option to buy was mentioned, next.
Owen Sullivan
what a bloot
Kevin Jones
Cringe attempt to save face
Landon Phillips
I wish Villa were playing this shit last week, also what's Grealish's loss streak now?
don't backpedal, you got caught out - 'your point' was not actually made and you're just trying to save face
Oliver Hernandez
Fraser and McGinn will be at top 6 clubs next season. FACT
Evan Jones
The tories have a majority of 1 mp so they have literally no option but to call a general election within the next couple of months, probably soon after parliament vote to block a no deal Brexit. We are going to have a Labour Lib Dem coalition
Jack Bell
Based
Carson Brooks
Shut up you lonely nonce failure.
Isaiah Cooper
He's an evil supervillian to the slavering Corbynista.
Levi Wright
Wahey
Luke Long
Nah fuck you. My point has been consistent from the start. Ceballos isn’t an Arsenal player. Deal with it.
Would love to punch Grealish desu just one of those faces
Carson Kelly
Should have just used the master key at firelink shrine, the depths is the worst way to get to the 2nd bell.
Nathaniel King
>.webm for ants
Jose Phillips
He plays for Arsenal on loan. Who said he was an Arsenal player? Why did you say your point was something that it actually wasn't?
Alexander Price
If I was a premier league manager I’d be so scared of intrusive thoughts during post match interviews. What if I blurted out nigger or something. My career would be over.
Henry Moore
Are you new to the loan system matey
Asher Parker
>320x180
Benjamin Cook
oh no, YOU are! :^)
Anthony Watson
>tfw definitely a socialist but think Corbyn should fuck off with his shitty "caretaker government" ploy and let someone like Ken Clarke be provisional PM, and Corbyn should try to win the premiership at the ballot box
Or he's an overly pedantic bastard who can't tell that "for Arsenal on loan" is accepted to mean the same thing as "on loan for Arsenal".
Josiah Phillips
whos going up lads?
Logan Jones
can't wait until that fraud Marco Silva gets fired
Ian Bennett
What's this spice girls rubbish lol
Camden Murphy
Lot of Brazilians scoring today must be some kind of record
Ryder Clark
Shall be watching United vs Crystal myself
Caleb Lopez
Do you not understand how a loan works? A player plays for another team for a time. It is not difficult to follow. Re-read it if you don't get it.
Asher Moore
>the media trying to force this as a rivalry Gracia will be the first PL manager to lose his job if this run continues. Watford fans are fucking raging at him for being so inflexible with his lineups.
Xavier Fisher
I shall hear no disrespect to Spice Girls
Juan Miller
West Brom and Leeds automatic. Forest and Stoke in the playoffs, Stoke go up.