PuliSHIT moves to Chelsea

5 Americans started for top clubs this weekend. Zero mexicans.

Actually the opposite, he carries the NT. Has highest goal/assist ratio per min played in history of team so far.

carries them to fucking what exactly? losses to toblerone and tinfoil when a draw would do?

Not his fault his teammates are complete garbage. He was also 18. Also USA were missing 5 starters in gold cup final. If you look at youth talent all over Europe, it's obvious USA finally going to field a decent team eventually.

Lol he's literally 20 years old.

He scored a goal in that game. It's like one good player playing with 10 autists.

Mexicans literally shaking at Big Strong Americans

Ronaldo made a Euro Finals at that age.

>Why can't this shit 18 year older carry team in must win game, even though he scored a goal

turns 21 in a month
tick tock

kek. cinco a cero

And Donovan won best youth player at world cup 2002 and scored multiple goals, also eliminated Mexico himself in knockout round.

Does that mean he's better than Ronaldo? Lmao no. What Ronaldo did was irrelevant to Pulisic. We'll be lucky if he's half the player Ronaldo is

COPE

Cope what exactly? It's almost like you don't realize England has a losing record vs USA in competitive soccer

Almost feel bad for how bad you're setting up the eventual shitshow the catalog will be when he scores in EPL

You're probably even a Chelsea fan who just wants to see world burn

They're almost all against small Caribbean islands that barely qualify as real countries and other CONCACAF shitters, though
The entire list of countries he's scored or assisted against is this:
>Bolivia (1 goal)
>Chile (1 goal)
>Curacao (1 assist)
>Honduras (1 goal, 3 assists)
>Jamaica (2 goals)
>Panama (1 goal, 2 assists)
>Saint Vincent & The Grenadines (2 goals, 1 assist)
>Trinidad & Tobago (4 goals, 3 assists)
>Venezuela (1 goal)

14 goals and 10 assists in like 25 matches, and he's 20.

Not sure if you're serious.

Can't help we play in Concacaf, let's see how he plays if they make World Cup this time. They should. They've only missed once in last 25 years.

He's America's Rooney. We're jizzing over tap-ins against Gibraltar and penalties against Montenegro.

rooney at least won everything at club level

It's almost like you don't understand he's still 20 years old

That's what they get for buying Croatians

>Born in America
>Father and Mother born in America
>One grandparent is Croatian

Is Croatian

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>invents sport, even puts on their money
>doesn't win at it anymore

funny because all 3 are jokes in international football

So is England m8. Losing record vs USA in competitive football. Zero finals in last 30 years. Even USA made a confed cup final eliminating #1 team in the world. Embarrassing.

Was this a joke?

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jules rimet still gleaming vs losing to tomato and toboggan when all you needed was a draw

He will never recover from this

OH NO NO NO

That's not true, they're irrelevancies in international football

>americans can't handle the butterfingers banter
Lad, we were just taking the piss. We made it out of the groups, didn't we? It was just a joke.

Nigel BTFO. Victory for toothbrushes everywhere.

are you seriously implying England is still relevant in international football?

LMAOOOOO

How many UEFA Nations League 3rd place medals do you have, Javier?

They have a losing record vs toothpaste too

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rooney didn't win shit until he was 22, pulisic is still only 20

Cope

I have a second place because my family is dutch on my mother's side

>2nd matchday
>only 2 teams haven't already lost points
this is why the EPL is good

No one here gives a fuck at all about faggot divegrass except söis and baizou