I love Ronaldo

i couldn't grow a beard until i was in my mid 20s.
at 20 i looked like a fucking peach.

People always told me
>If you can't grow a beard that means you won't go bald until much later!
Hahahahah!! Im 25 and this year I've noticed hairline recession! And still can't grow anything on my face ! HAHAHAHA

Trust me, you don’t want to be too hairy. I’ve been waxing my back since I was 17

Oh shit, that explains

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hairline more important than beard

see

No need to grow one when he can just promise them fame and fortune

Bullshit, why are females so short compared to males?

i thought all arabs had huge beards

minoxidil

he has a beard tho'

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I couldn't grow a beard until later in my 20s when my hairs grew darker and I guess it filled out. It's still not perfect but meh. I never understood this beard obsession in our modern culture. Looks like some jewish psy-op to get women to copulate with arabs or something. I mean everything else is more important (height, jawline/chin, broadness, cock size, looks, a-type personality) but no, women are encouraged to select men based on hair color and hair growth, how is this optimal lol?

I envy them
t. started shaving every three days at 15 and every day at 17

Belgium user is right. It did wonders to me. It was horrible being the only beardless one in the family.

Look it up anons

And he has zero tattoos, unlike the hornone midget

No need to grow a beard when you have kids with one

Shut up about modern this or jew that. A beard has always been a sign of masculinity. And if you have it you can always shave it off. You can style it any number of ways. You have options. Maybe some of us have facial scaring we would like to cover up. If you don't have facial hair have no options. You sound like a damn incel

He just shaves everyday or he went through some laser procedure?

Fuck you. Beards look awful and it's like fighting the Mongol horde. It never stops growing and I'm one of the very rare people who start getting real 5 o'clock shadow at about 5 o'clock

it's not, you retard. In fact it is the exact opposite. Estrogen is what causes the growth plates to close and that's why women are shorter.

only people on HGH grows a beard

Yeah because having a beard but being short, budge faced, tiny dicked and skinny/fat really makes you a man just because of that beard. I only grew one later in life and its the only defining trait about me I don't consider character defining. It's just hair and people who revere beards just sound like the self rationalizing losers whom settle for a 5. Both men and women.

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The latter.

T. Seething baldy

Literally this, jawlets will never understand.

>nit having both
coping beardlet

Why are you conflating beard with dicks and stuff? Are you retarded? None of these things have anything to do with each other.

who is bottom right? jesus what a beautiful man

I have both and more. I'm just not some faggot neckbeard that believes his beard will aid him in a fist fight. I bet your out of shape as fuck.

Because all the other traits serve masculine functions. Dick size is good for sex. Height and broadness is good for physical competition and fights. A strong jawline and chin is a sign of genetic quality. Meanwhile beards just indicate your hairy and probably dark haired lol. You can have all the above + a beard. But I've never met someone like that that used his beard like a crutch. Gay af.

I''m not ;) Why I are so angry then?

the one next to gregory peck?

Not angry, I just hold a strong opinion about delusions and fallacies. I want everything to be factually true, not fake. Guys who aren't tough pretending to be tick me off constantly. I guess I just despise fakeness.

Also most people who claim to be in shape aren't in shape at all.

alain delon you pleb

Alain Delon

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poor mick ;_;

yeah the ones that dont come to imageboards

i know a guy from tunisia and he's a hairless twink. i think its common for north africans

He's not capable of growing one

cope

not true

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looks shit

Looks like a man with a beard then

Beards are only good,if you are a faclet/jawlet.
I unironically hate shaving that shit every 7-14 days,because you look like a bum when it is not trimmed.
Also having hair on your chest is awful,I am thankful I don't have it.But in return my toes are Cavemen-tier,I don't know many people that have that much hair on their toes/foot.

Beards look extremly shit and feel bad,if you don't constantly keep them in shape.

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>184 cm
kek
Did he just get exposed?

how do you know it's awful if you don't have it
it's barely noticeable really

I was the same, but when i started lifting and injecting zinc and creatine i started to grow a beard and now i even have a hairy chest and look like a monkey

I just don't find it attractive (no homo).Do you think chicks dig that ? Maybe in prior generations,but not today.

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Stop coping you insecure incel, girls like beards

I am talking about chest hair you faggot learn to read.I can grow a beard so big every Mujahideen would be proud of.

He… He had a late growth spurt!

does anybody here have hair on their shaft too?

Yes i have around 5 hairs on my shaft but i plug them every now and then

youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw

i'm sure some find it attractive

Yes and I am to afraid of shaving shaft/balls.I shave everything else though.

i wonder if he has very low DHT and that helps him keeping an epic hairline

I have never injured myself when shaving my balls or shaft, i don't think that's even possible with modern razors

Are you doing it with an electric one,or just a normal one?
I was honestly too afraid to try it,I know a shit ton of people do it.But I always thought I slip in my mind and cut my balls,so I never did it.

Will try it next time,if I hurt my balls it's your fault.

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lmao its over

hop on dutasteride my nigger

i dont get how anyone could shave shaft

the NEXT DAY or even THE SAME FUCKING DAY AT NIGHT im already growing follicles which are pushing the skin since its soft it bends and they grow very strong and sometimes even have blood spots

my insanely high DHT genetics are insane. MY COCK AND BALLS ARE VERY DARK and the rest of my skin is pale if i dont go to the sun

i cum in like seconds, sex feels to good even at age 30 i feel like im a fucking TEEN

i hire a 8/10 escort and cum during blowjob, even while getting a hardon

i could cum just by kissing

i tried priligy an didnt do much

i bought lidocain spray and it worked with porn, now i must try with an escort to test in real life scenario

im also balding but still have enough hair to not kill myself, im going to start dutasteride and hopefully stops the balding and hopefully i can lost longer with lower DHT?

i just dont want to lose my mega orgasms tho

i just never undesrstood how people can last more than a minute or so

you see this? this escort i can kisssssssssssss and ruby my hardon in pants and cum

i hope the fortacin works or its over

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Just trim dude dont shave.

Here's Ronaldo with his beard. What are you talking about?

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Things I got called when I had a three month beard:
Filipino woman called me Jesus
Polish man called me a muslim
Brother called me Pewdiepie
Parents called me George 5th
Friend called me Kratos

people in the 1970's looked so cool.
these are just average dudes and chicks but damn

i thought he was english?

Sounds like it is a meme that the more facial hair you have the more masculine/high test/alpha you are? Lots of onions boys are pretty hairy.

i dont fucking know anymore

i would like to see the hormonal profile of someone like ronaldo

im high DHT. if i go on dutasteride to stop my balding, will i lose my natural low bodyfat, lightweight boxer physique? my fast muscle twitch even if i sit on my ass most of the day?

I JUST CANT GO BALD

I have a beard but that is because I have a weak jawline from having an overbite

...

yeah i have to shave twice a day sometimes, if i don't then my face is sandpaper.

They are far from average.

don't worry once you hit 35 say goodbye to the libido.

nothing special about having a beard. shaving is a fucking chore

I envy you, I look like a hairy beast. Not in a good way either

Based. Beards are for high estrogen men now.

>flag

who here /cangrowafullbeardbutchosesnottobecausebeardsaredisgustingandonlyforcopingchinlets/ ?

i just shave because i look better clean shaven
no need to be autistic about it

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Same

stubble/clean shaven is generally the way to go. beards have their niche of fans and the guys that generally grow them probably tended to have shit face not able to pull the cleaner look so think women like them more.

I've tried all these facial hairs and it pretty much goes in line with what I've seen. clean shaven will get you the most strong responses. light stubble will second and most women at least like light stubble whereas clean shaven boyish look is off putting to some. any other type is clearly inferior

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This mog was felt across galaxies

>virgin rockstar
>chad actor

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>hair on your chest is awful

lmao german "males"

are women pedos?

what a shame for the mustache

Is he wearing tights?

>Because he never grow a beard

Wrong, he's had several

Beardless niggas don't know the bullet they're dodging. I hate to shave every 4 days to get rid of the stubble. Having a beard makes me feel itchy, unconfortable, imagine eating a pussy with a beard or kissing the sweet lips of your gf, how pathetic. I grow hair on my chest and shoulders, armpits, forearms, legs, toes, balls. I got to shave that shirt every fucking month or I look like a caveman.

sheer socks were a thing back then

>mustache 3%
surely not in India

lmao
just imagine a person so shitty he had to trade poortugal for fucking morocco to make a living. now he lives in literal shit posting on a oriental basket weaving forum and to makes things even worse he's a fucking lamp
hahahaha

I just grow a beard out of laziness and desu I don't care what anyone thinks of it. I also just did a dab. here's a picture of my gf

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for a twink asian like me it's better to have beard lest the gays hit on me or some militant muslim mistake me for one

I usually go for that nu-metal chin curtain with slight moustache stubble but the hairstyle must also complement it all

Alain Delon.

>Just turned 25.
>"Beard" still looks like Westbrook's in this photo.
>Can't even attempt growing a goatee cause there's a ridiculous-looking bald patch right in the middle.

Is it time to give up? I was thinking about trying Minoxidil

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Finally. I thought i would have to do the joke.

Beards are used to hide weak facial features. Ronaldo has a damn near perfect face so why would he ever need a beard?

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Nice sports discussion going on here

Ronaldo doesn't have a jaw, just look at his side profile.

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Every man wants the best of both worlds

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That’s not the best of both worlds

british with the usual faggoty

>this guy has a beard
>oh but it’s the best of both worlds between having a beard and being clean shaven tho
Fuck off you cockroach cunt

he grew a GOATee once for the world cup

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You're right, he used the wrong expression.I am sorry for my behaviour.