/heem/

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first for busted old slags

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It was Ladd’s turn

Are prelims good, i need pro analyst to explain

>le missing tooth goblina

>stipe
>pettis
>costa
cap this

if spammy wasn't a bum he'd pretend to be twichy accidentally doxing himself on Yea Forums

DC is a black belt in nigkwondo and will win by eyepoke.

where did it go so wrong

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What happened? Is it because all the milioneirs peeing and looing on them

I don't understand why they don't at least tell you that early prelims are on ESPN+. People really think that you need fight pass to watch UFC fights in the US

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GADOOSH

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*bang bang* *caps yo shitty predicts*

Money

At least hed leave for a couple of hours

stipei knocks DC by headkick
diaz wins by pettis quitting
yoel brutally heems costa in the first

That 30 year wall

Miocic by decision +650 worth it?

Yes but it enrages people who don't understand that watching the UFC is actually cheaper with the ESPN deal.

paige vs ostovich was underrated fight of 2019

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i no ha prollem wi wey

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nope stipe has been training his eyeballs and will grab deecees gigantic sausage fingers with his eye and wrestle that nigger to the ground

>women over the age of 21

Hard pass

Is overtraining still a thing in the UFC?

Yes, there's a good enough chance desu. How much are you putting

Yeah put a fiver on it

It's even cheaper if you invite 18 or 19 friends around to watch.

for me its wwe era DC

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Hey Dan Shea you sound like Beige Frequency

I'm up a lot today so thinking about putting a decent amount, .01 btc or so

Overtraining is a meme

Why is some faggot streaming our /heem/ thread on Twitch?

Autism.

Is there Rizin tonight?

i have a feeling stipe-dc will be drawn out and boring,like most rematches

>bar etiquette
the absolute state of twitchy

El Guapo heems DC.

them mexican genes have a short shelf life

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Miocic
Pettis
Romero Yussuf
Brunson
Smith
Sandhagen
Klose
Bermudéz

HES HURT HES HURT
STOP THE FIGHT

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You have 10 seconds to state what your favorite pizza toppings are or your will be full range banned for off topic posting during UFC 241. NO TROLLING.

Mike Hunt is itchy I need twitch prime subs to buy lotion

just me or does she have slight hair above her lip or just a shadow of it?

>getting called irrelevant by some fruitcake streaming a Yea Forums thread

Imma kill you faggit

Sausage onions peppers and feta.

Truth hurts bro

> pizza
> literally bread, sauce, and cheese
> low protein, high fats and carbs aka turns you into a fatass

No thanks mario.

Your thoughts and insights into the moderator accidentally issuing me a warning for using a proxy instead of banning me about 4 hours ago? Come on Derek, I know your back is killing you but that's unforgivable.

DC just ducked Ngannou all the time. We all know he will not defend the belt against him.

I am currently exploring depths of mental disease I'd never seen before.

my mom will heem everyone in this thread

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>Cerrone struggles against length.
he doesn't though
>Brown
>Medeiros
>Njokuani
>Oliveira
>the other Oliveira
>Barboza

Def a moustache. I've seen other girls with it, particularly hispanics.

Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Chile.

Here in New Mexico we call that a Roadrunner Special.

Answer honestly:

You have to listen to either The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me or Bongs and Bentleys which do you pick?

AHAHAHA I GOT HIM GOOD FUCK TOY AUTIST TWITCH STREAMER READING Yea Forums SP THREADS FOR ATTENTION

Who is the cutest ring girl and why is it carly?

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kek, so pretty yet can't even be bothered to shave, must be low IQ

HEEMINDER RIZIN IS ON AFTER UFC TONIGHT

Jon literally put no effort in to the pose, that's how you can tell that's he's not a real African

Based

Yep, that's a stache alright.

Stfu you wont do shit

>twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1162806189542916096
whats wrong with jon? back on the coke?

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Are those RED FLAG laws in place in burgerland yet because we need to make sure this lunatic streaming on twitch is stopped from going on a rampage.

>Wake up 11am
>Download UFC and rizin
>Enjoy a comfy afternoon

Watching the ufc is free on the internet. Not a chance I pay for a card with a single female fight, even if it's Nunes or Shevchenko.

Twitchy, rate my parley

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Ring girls are a shameful reminder of colonialism and the patriarchy

I dont think you get that the UFC doesn’t care and wants people to subscribe to fight pass, how does it enrage people who don’t know?

Jon isn't even African.
Who the FUCK does he think he is stealing our symbol?

beastly peachy card miosic the piece of nigger shit getting heemed again

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Its beerbongs and bentleys

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I shall from now on forever picture every American poster in /heem/ as the twitch streamer.

this desu

Same, I'm in Estonia I'm not staying up for this shite.

autism

I know one thing about ufc 241.
It's gonna be trash because I watch it tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=EpAgOiKlu3E

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Same for me in belgium

Sorry I'm not a wigger living in dresden

you know I had their pizza "The Cheeseburger" yesterday.
>Double ground beef with fresh tomatoes, onions, sliced gherkins and drizzled with our special burger sauce.
Tastes literally like a BigMac (quarter pounder) from McDonalds.
Tasty!

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she got BLACKED many times

>feta
oh my nigga that's disgusting

Grim

i miss tj

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>It's another irish gambling degen loses money episode
Here's a parlay worth taking., You'll win 10x more.
>Casey kenney via decision
>Sabina mazo decision
>brandon davis via tko/ko/sub
Odds are around 45.00, you can change brandon davis to decision or just ML since you're betting a lot.

Just let him cheat, just let him be himself

>they will never quickly switch tabs, turn caps lock on and spam HEEEEEEEEM with the boys

some people will never be trve fans

I feel like these are the only ones im hitting tonight

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>betting on wmma
i'd rather lose my money

>BigMac (quarter pounder)
What?

whats wrong with Cifers bro her face is always in such pain

Geniunely not attracted to either of them.

What the fuck, how do i get those cormier ko odds? Insane...

I've always liked Nate, but come the fuck on. He hasn't fought in 3 years and he's going up against Pettis. This is a no-brainer. Or in other parlance, this is a Nate Diaz.

He lives in hearts

Gonna sleep, how many bongs until the main card?

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You know a BigMac from McDonalds?
The Americans call it a Quarter Pounder

Sweetcorn :)

6

I miss unheemed Cody.
Fuck TJ Urineshaw.

no we don't

I'm sorry twitchy I didn't mean what I said it was hyperbole to try and bait a reaction out of you your teeth/hair are normal

well that was a trip, didn't even know Askren tweeted that shit about Pettis
I'm pretty sure it's tongue in cheek though, people seem to have taken it seriously but Askren doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd unironically be calling out Pettis on Twitter kek

we're already a quarter of the way through his suspension

Tomato sauce, cheese, basil. Sometimes peppers, red onions, black olives, mushrooms, and arugula

Anything else is flyover shit

They're different sandwiches the world over Nigel wtf are you on about?

And?

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is this a jest? we have both

it's not a sandwich it's a burger
it's got lettuce and

is this volkan in blackface?

Ummm no? We call it a Royale with Cheese.

nunes will be fighting GDR btw

Join the /heem/ Whatsapp group for comfy talks and /pol/ shit

Not welcome: gays, Muslims and jews

chat.whatsapp.com/H0TRwdxQVH28NDBXACbxh6

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GIVE ME DA FAKIN STREAM

lettuce and big mac sauce and cheese and onions
pretty sure it's the same everywhere
don't question me

thawlts on beige frequency?

relax namefag I'm on my fifth cup of tea tonight, it'll be a good one

man what a stunning fight
literally counting down the days

No worries, I found it :)

Who?

No lettuce in a QP mong

*kevin pees on you*

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Oezdemir

dude you're gonna get an upset tummy and miss the card

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I know I'm talking about a Big Mac.
The Americans call it a Quarter Pounder.

DAMN KHABIB GOT THE BELT FROM THIS GUY?!?!?

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Johny Walker is a meme. He got KO'd twice and submitted once. He wouldn't beat Jones.

>not owning multiple monitors
Geh arbeiten, Hartzi

uh dude.. it's a Royale with Cheese

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Damn I forget that guy.

Are you telling me how to drink tea
Look at my fucking flag you pot-bellied tub of excrement
May your cheeseburgers be bland and dry and your fried without salt forevermore, you pig, you FUCK

dear god WHAT IS THAT

(who is she)

21 days until diarrheabib cropofiliagov gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by dubtstin poopier and die in front of his father and 20 cousins then one of them jump to de cage with a knife and scream allahu akbar while stabs dustin to death

Only on the juice.

daily reminder this is what brits eat whilst americans are chomping down on a quarter pounder (aka big mac)

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Fun fact, it's called Quarter pounder or a QP for short here in Sweden.

is stiopic getting slept tonight?

Don't be such a dummy.

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QP's are bricks of weed here in america

How come auto update/update new posts isn't as quick anymore anyone else notice this

That looks atrocious

Did someone vomit on that plate?

quarter pound is also just a quarter of a pound if you aren't a retarded stonebrain

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it usually slows down with more posters, or at least it seems that way

hit me with a link man. need something to do

Holy shit at all this money coming in on Costa. Good like moved now than anyone on the card and is at +110 right now. Did I miss something?

I'd rather eat a quarter pounder than shitty potatoes and chicken drenched in gravy.

Im just going to make a goats cheese chicken pasta dish for dinner

I know that, jackass. How the fuck would I not know that.

youtube.com/watch?v=2hG_nUJGFDo

A big mac has two smaller burgers, not a single larger patty you fucking piece of shit limey faggot

British food is literally the best on earth for real men.

Full English breakfast fills you with all the protein and calories you need for hard work whilst warming you.

Also, For lunch have a nice Cornish pastie or sausage roll perfectly seasoned.

And for dinner a good beef stew with dumplings which has been cooking all throughout the day. Every single REAL man will admit this is the PEAK of food.

youtube.com/watch?v=GysmGCLTwdw

Nate looks so stoned.
Look at that pathetic shadowboxing.
He's going to lose against Pettis.

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vimeo.com/352604749

Who is your favourite fighter who just so happens to be an ELECTRICAL ENGINEER? For me, it's Ryan Hall.

cause you're a dumb stonebrain

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british food is what we feed prisoners in america

that shit looks like walmart food
disgusting if thats what euros call gourmet eating

best post /heem/'s seen by a country mile

Is it heem time yet

wrong

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I don't smoke

Aldo vs Cejudo.
Who you got?

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unbelievably based brought a tear to my eye

Beef stew is poor people food in America

brad katona is a mechanical engineer
can I say him

Priscilla betti

instagram.com/p/B1J_o0UiqQ0/

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it was slowed down a while back, you noticed it as even slower still or just now noticed the slowness?

Dan Shea the twitch streamer is a mass shooter in the making can an American bring him to the attention of the authorities before he kills 20 people with an assault rifle???

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Aldo at 140. Cejudo at flyweight

>hard work
yeah but the Norf doesnt have jobs anymore, so uh. Yeah.

Aldo is too old for this shit, so CCC

so was lobster, you yanks don't know shit about fine dining

Aldo must be memeing, he's been talking about going to 155 because the cut to 145 is too much

Your food is universally mocked and considered to be shit, stay in your lane.

Aldo moving done to 135 would be stupid as hell. He already cuts a ton of weight so now he wants to become a cutbabby supreme?

Sea bugs, british "cuisine"

no thanks
thanks

Stipe gonna win tonight.
Pettis gonna win tonight
Carlos gonna win tonight.

Mark my words.

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It's like he didn't see Cejudo vs Dillashaw...

What the fuck is this disgusting shit.. looks like it's already been rushed through jose's digestive system..

Working mens food*

i will let this post slide because you aided us against argentina in falklands war.

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>Jones defending and wanting a rematch with Smith
what a joke, he knows he'll make anthony "no heart" smith into a turtle in the middle of the ring again, scared to fight walker and santos when he recovers. Santos already 3-2'd this trashbag fake goat.

>macdonalds
>Burgers
>Fast food
European fine dining. What's the occasion, fail to gain your economic independence again?

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Lads what is your English breakfast eating technique? Personally i like to use my Toast as the base and pile a bit of each thing onto it for a marvellous flavour explosion.

>i have literally no retort

fuck me haven't had a kipper in yonks

this

I mean costa. I don't why I said carlos.

Anyway
>Jose Aldo is moving on from featherweight, wants another shot at UFC Gold
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/jose-aldo-is-moving-on-from-featherweight-wants-another-shot-at-ufc-gold/

>Khabib Nurmagomedov hopes teammate Daniel Cormier retires after UFC 241
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/khabib-nurmagomedov-hopes-teammate-daniel-cormier-retires-after-ufc-241/

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For me it's using the bacon as a little wall to keep the beans away from the egg yolk

Aldo is going to get dabbed on so hard at 135lbs

Is that suppose to be good? Why do you have beans with eggs for breakfast? Are you trying to fart all day?

Name of whore?

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>BJ Pen is reporting that DC has suffered a torn ACL in an altercation with a drunk fan!!!! fights off!!

bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/daniel-cormier-in-fan-altercation.-torn-ACL-fight-off

Anthony Lettuce

jorge is a spic

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They spread the beans on TOAST, man. Sick fucks.

FFS here's an ACTUALLY good looking cuisine that I eat on a regularly basis. Grilled salmon stake on a bed of rice with grilled vegetables. Costs $18.

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HAPPENING !!!

Cody Garbrandt injured, out until 2020

Cody Garbrandt injured, out until 2020

Cody Garbrandt injured, out until 2020

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Jones is no different then Holloway

At least make a fake URL with proper formatting, idiot.

Stop posting food you fucks. I'm on a diet.

>t-those other guyz gotta prove themselves!!!

That looks delish.

lad.. If you ever come to england, you will realise how simple meals can taste so fucking good when done right.

My advice:

-Goto a nice cafe and get a good English breakfast + tea.
-Goto greggs and just try a simple Sausage roll (YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS SIMPLE SAUSAGE ROLL)
- And Finally a traditional English roast at a good restaurant is literally the BEST meal you will find anywhere on earth. Mint sauce with lamb, honey caramelised roasted parsnips with roasted potatoes and gravy omfg im literally getting erect thinking about this.

Jones is washed

>$18 for that

1/3 right pierre

>Tai Tuivasa
>Tyson Pedro
>Megan Anderson
All of them were so promising, now flushed. Wtf happened, ozzys?

I just finished my dryfasting. AFTER 144 HOURS.
6 COMPLETE DAYS.

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Trash, look at that cheap shitty rice and anyone can make grilled "vegetables" more like salad, and the salmon "stake" is average.

In many ways...

Heem day 2 is almost upon us

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You think Cormier gonna lose?

uhm is it me or is amanda going to be the underdog?
unironically thinking she gets ko'd by gdr bros

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you tell me rabbi

Doubt.

Looked good until you said $18

>0-3 in last fights
>Fight not even scheduled
>Out for a year
Cruz probably infected him with brittled bones

You must have fallen for it. That explains why you're mad as fuck

18 dollars? Grim.

Sure I did, champ.

für sure my african friend

This. Dubs validating what we already knew

lads any computer nerds can help me? My friend just joined the Paras and gave me his gaming set up, PC +144hz monitor.

It has i5 8600k + 1080 + 16gb ram, Will it run pubg? dont wanna spend 30 quid on a game that it wont be able to run.. Cheers.

literally who cares faggot kys

Post my streams, douches

omg cant wait i love wmma!

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I'm worried might Whittaker be joining that list soon

smoke this *unzips cock*

I swear.
The only reason I stopped It's because I can't focus. It's boring.

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you know it's bad when a leaf is talking shit about your instore prices

Every female fighter is a can except Nunes and Shevchenko.

>Gaymers
Fuck off to Yea Forums, you cheeto fingered bum

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Really?
What are the benefits?
Do you visit the subreddit?

No u

>that pic
Dana Dark lol

>african friend
Rude.

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"yes goyem look at your gay black MW champion, love him, be like him"

probably shouldn't spoonfeed complete retards posting offtopic

but yes

better than anything made in england for sure

say what you want about my post, but I could heem you

>6 days of fasting
Sounds legit

sorry i thought your flag was french

Imagine your parents not putting you into sports as a child so your atheletic ability is permanently and irreversibly stunted into adulthood.

I coud never.

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I could easily be UFC champ if i felt like it, im just that naturally talented

Almost all belts has been blacked, so it's inevitable. I hope Rob heems that faggot tho

i'd out skill you in the 15th round

meegan only had potential because she was a natural 145er

literally that's it

I was going to post a link for the stream but everyone in this thread is so gay picking Pettis to win.

It will run pretty much every game on decent/good settings. PubG is badly optimized but should be fine.

cheers dont have a fuckin clue about computers

the WHITE man is going to win the belt tonight screenshot this post

Jalapeno tomato and pepperoni

GDR heems shevchenko, Cyborg and nunes straight kickboxing

How will Stipe ever recover when he gets dabbed on for a second time?

Heavyweight - Stipe
Ligh Heavyweight - Walker
Middleweight - Costa
Welterweight - Covington
Lightweight - Ferguson
Featherweight - Holloway
Bantanweight - Yan
Flyweight - Cejudo
how will blacks ever recover?

It's the not the first time I dryfast. So for me the best benefits is your mind.
You don't think about useless things, no more addiction.

And the body repair himself. I'm not gonna lie, It's only sometimes.

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he's going to take poopee down and submit him with a heel hook lol/ no need to ask how peepee will handle it cause hell fuckin cry lmao

i just saw stipe vs dc 1 for the first time and the way dc has his fingers pointing at stipes face is really scummy i hope stipe heems dc this time

A middle aged woman should have more dignity than this. Does she not have a man who will wring her by the neck for displaying such thottery at her overripe age?

>Yan
Yikes

wmma is gay, you're gay.

If Stipe can avoid DC's eyepokes, he shouldn't get KO'd early and will have a greater chance of winning

why did you delete your post

Not if I eye-poke you

dumb paki

I have no reason to lie on Yea Forums.

Yeah France was already fucked in 2003.
>pic related

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Imagine thinking Canor is still elite even though he couldn't heem an old man

Why did Twitchy make a comeback?
When did he comeback?
I thought we scared him away?

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I forget a lot of words.

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Where the fuck is the heem picks guy? It doesn't feel like a proper HEEM day without him.

HW - Ngannou
LHW - Jon
MW - Israel
WW - Usman
LW - Yusuff
BW- Aljo
way more realistic

pineapple (pic related)

There's a Russian chain here called Dodopizza. Relatively expensive but they got some goodass Pizzas.

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How many bongs?

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Ben Sauders has the most disgusting physique in the UFC, Josh Emmett, Nate Diaz and that Afgan Welterweight Kelvin Gastelum lookalike are close followers

Also, what ever happened to Emil Meek?

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Can't do picks sorry guys

Why would you fast for 6 days? Are you poor or something?

yearly reminder than dc said jones was a cheater for eyepoking. guess he realized how effective they were

Connor is entertaining for sure, but any pre mcgregor mma fan knows hes all hype

>Meek
Quitely USADA'd

Ngannou is a meme
Jon Jones ok
Israel is a meme
Usman will freeze with all the pressure on him to perform against colby
>any LW but Khabib or Tony
Aljo is a meme

he learned from the best

Stop watching porn.

>(((XHAMSTER))) " NOFAP IS ANTI-SEMITIC "
archive.fo/RmbhZ
voat.co/v/whatever/2921800

>Without the natural release of masturbation, society risks becoming violent
twitter.com/xhamstercom/status/1059888002632048640
archive.fo/j3U4l

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>Ngannou is a meme

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Yeah it's fun when he fights, but I feel like most of his aura came from the fact he overachieved.

Of course, when you’re a manlet and have only ever knocked out people shorter than you, it’s clear as day

I repeat
Ngannou is a meme
Sleepay outboxed him before taking him down over and over with very little effort when he got in any trouble

the goof doubles down on his wrong name sad we chow down on these bad boys

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So Pierre, you actually expect us to believe you skipped all food and water for six consecutive days, during the summer to boot?

magumbo got his soul stolen by steep, every other heavyweight is an old bum and they know because of the "OMG SO MUCH POWER" meme they can go in, get hit once by a glancing blow, and then give up

4/8 champs are already black dweeb
this is our sport now pussy

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Stupid fucking kraut. Did you try to read my post first, peace of shit Hanz? Or you have kebab weiniers in your head? Fucking dumbass

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I dont I just post ass pics to get attention

He literally is. He's just a glorified can opener.

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Ewww, just checked his Wiki

>Meek was expected to face Sultan Aliev on April 20, 2019 at UFC Fight Night 149.[18] However, on March 3, 2019 it was announced that Meek was withdrawn from the event for a undisclosed reason[19]

How'd you know it was USADA?

Anthony Pettis wants to smoke weed with Nate Diaz after UFC 241

bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/anthony-pettis-wants-to-smoke-weed-with-nate-diaz-after-ufc-241/

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Yorgan de Castro and Jairzinho are the future at heavyweight

If stipe wins tonight, The predator is going to get his revenge in december. Sleepay is getting heemed one way or another.

this doesn't look very liberating at all....

Predictions where???

yikes nigger

Your mum

NIGGANOU'S A PIECE OF SHIT!

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How many bongs until Yoel VS Costa??

Ya mutha's cunt.

heem.com/espn+

explain???

They both cut their weight significantly from their previous fight, so yes?

His aura was due to him fighting midgets at 145.

lol like you are one to talk

>Main event starts at 3am
JUST FUCK MY TIMEZONE UP SENPAI

Does this?

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Who does Ngannou even fight if DC wins and retires? Jon moving up?

Based. Fuck Conor and his weak as left hand

based colby
instagram.com/p/B1RmxqUh-JQ/

>tf
>tp

He is a Brown muzzie, wtf do you expect they are all low IQ inbreds

>4/8
DC and Jon are the only legit ones and they're both white tbqh. Usman doesn't have a defense, but he's still the champ so you can say 3/8. Adensanya isn't the champ at all so counting him is retarded. If he's the champ then Porier is the champ.

kuwait was liberated :^)

You are not alone. Stay here.

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How does the fight go any different? Stipe was better literally everywhere for 25 full minutes.
Ngannou would have to swing for the fences for the first 5 minutes and pray he connects to stand a chance, and if he doesn't he'll get heemed

Might actually be the first submission via exhaustion we've had since UFC 15

Ngannou is fighting the winner of stipe/dc in december most likely. If DC wins and retires, then obviously stipe/ngannou 2 for the belt. Either way, Francis will be champ before 2019 is over.

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no my newfriend
that's just the time of the maincard
the main event will be around 5.30
welcome to /heem/

I can hear the haters already

t. beaner

>main card starts at 8pm
no... my bedtime..

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Stipe isnt fighting for the belt after two losses in a row

he'll just lost to stipe again and keep fighting bums

Because that is its intended purpose.

>Main event begins at 3:00am with 5 fights to start
??? retard

The fuck is wrong with that guy?
I hate people who watch porn.

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

Imagine thinking the heavyweight champion in UFC is the most "dangerous man in the world".

A worlds strongest man competitor would toss a 265lb man around like a rag doll..

HW - Jairzinho
LHW - Dalcha Lungiambula
MW - Israel Adesanya
WW - Abdul Razak Alhassan
LW - Sodiq Yusuff
FW - Devonte Smith
BW - Aljo

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>ywn be black

Why live

After staying up to 7 am to catch Eddie Alvarez and Mighty Mouse fight, I finally have some empathy for you.

Just get some sleep and torrent the card in the morning bro

I think he's some kind of khohol or another not russian slav, sucking muzzie's dicks so that he is now enlightened and shits everywhere like some poo-in-the-loo pajeet. I don't like it.

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>LW - Sodiq Yusuff
Isnt he fighting at 145?

Good job you figured it out.

Name

Take a siesta, buckos.

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yeah it's a chechen mountainnigger

remember when mariusz pudzianowski destroyed tim sylvia

What was this bish name again? Recognize her

to be fair if you were black you probably would just get shot or in prison

This aged beautifully

>instagram.com/p/B1RmxqUh-JQ/
Couldn't even get through 5 seconds of that. Fucking embarassing

Jones is natty now and thats why he looks like shit

Gaethje is gonna be lightweight champ.

I have never had dominos but as the connoisseur that I am I prefer mozzarella and ham.

cum

Your thoughts on Dern coming back to fight Amanda Ribas?

Kek you're not wrong at all. He did look good at Eddie, which still blows my mind. It's one of the only fights where I thought a fighter may have took a dive. If I remember right during Eddie's one championship debut the odds changed really steep right before he fought. I mean it's more likely that Eddie just fought like a brainlet, but it's the only fight Conor looked good in that wasn't at FW.

Oh, he's not even white, that explains

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nah cerone will catch his glass chin

JONNY "COKE, HOOKERS AND PED'S IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD DAY" BONES
>mfw there are people on twatter unironically defending and supporting this cheating cokehead sociopath

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A worlds strongest man competitor would gas out in 15 seconds.

remember when tim sylvia got Koed by a boxer? ray mercer

I would heem you
85kgs 185cm 76 inch reach

Also a nasty centre forward

I retire what I said. He's based.
He know people retarded cumbrain. It's the only way to have views in 2019.

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be nice her papa just died two years ago

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gaycheese will be a gatekeeper until he's 38

Reem bless lads

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kek'd hard when he gave a losing pick which was an obvious trap for normies last time.

A 450lbs man (Brianshaw) Can pull trucks for over a whole minute..

he could swing Danielle cormier around like a chew toy..

Cerrone is a bum Gaethje has the strongest chin in mma.

were you trolling for the mariusz pudzianowski answer or were you nonironically literally unaware of him fighting in mma no trolling or you will be range banned

Reem has turbo CTE

>t. hader

do you think mini khabib knows about masturbation

I don't like female in sport.

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being the children of a BLACKED mom must be the most embarrassing thing ever

I'm talking about a STRONGMAN IN HIS PRIME. 400lbs +

Not a meme strongman who competed in weak years of worlds strongest man when most of the best were competing elsewhere.

Also not a strongman who's cut their weight down in order to compete.

>t. Pedro

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Females in Extreme Musanswe when?

>knocked out twice and almost heemed by a featherweight
For sure

Any acestreams?

based and correct

ok lukas said you're the dern poster i just needed to check with you thanks for your cooperation coral springs was wrongly banned

>knocked out by dustin poopier and Eddie assblastez

lmfao that's one way to think about it. do you think school kids make fun of mutts by saying "Lol dude ur mam got blacked faggot"

FRESH SHMOKINO
youtube.com/watch?v=rQLigVigSvU

pepperoni and banana pepper

Cormier would probably knock him out cold. Remember when everyone thought Lesnar would dominate just based on his power but then his hype train got derailed because he has a glass chin.

Doubt it. He'd gas out after two minutes. DC is way faster he just has to avoid being hit for two minutes and the guy with be exhausted. Strongman never train for activities that take over 5 minutes.

cringe

what's annoying is there is no easy way to report these to espn ufc or government

Depends on if he gets his eyes gouged out again

i dont think you realize just how strong and athletic a 400lb strongman is..

Brock lesnar was 265lbs...

Danielle cormier wouldn't even be able to do anything. Too small. Weight classes exist for a reason.

How's this dude not broke yet? Does he come from a rich family or something?

Not a real knockout, he never lost conciousness.

snitch

Lesnar's chin isn't bad you casual.

What are your honest thoughts on twitch streamer Dan Shea? Do you think he will commit murder?

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i have a BLEACHED Latina mom so that’s not that bad

I didn't include the most crucial detail. I'm black.

You already lost before it began.

Wrong

wtf is going on here

W H OMEGALUL

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue

Imagine how long colby lasts with his cardio with those high end prostitutes.

I'll beat you up.

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He just got out worked by Cain it wasn't really a glass chin. It was just a straight up beatdown. Brock was way bigger than Cain, but he got man handled by Cain. Brock then lost to Overheem by body knees. Brock's chin actually isn't that bad and at least he knows some wrestling. Strongmen would fair much worse than Brock. Brock was a former champ.

That’s literally as bad, white guys are to latinas what black guys are to white girls

Shame no one wants to fuck black girls but maybe they’re into Asians or something

Based Colby

I bet they say the hours up but he just keeps going anyway

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sorry

Tell me about dan shea

>whites are the niggers of the hispanosphere
that's quite the take, lithuania.

White Brits always beat Black Brits.. It's a commonly accepted rule.

We'll see how you feel about that when a 450lb man who deadlifts 1100lbs grabs you by the neck and rams your head into a wall and you can't do ANYTHING about it.

Like when a Lion has a gazelle in its jaws.

the coffee isn't working
getting sleepy lads

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Bob Sapp was near that size too and he was a fucking joke

Not true. Niggers love dirty ghetto pussy how do you think such an ugly race propagates itself.

shut the fuck up valbong

I didn't even know your country had electricity, let alone computers AND internet.

blast speed metal until the fights start

I will dab on this card

Sleep now, set your alarm for 4:45 am wake up for an hour then go back to sleep esse

I like my women a little less manish and gnome faced

Is this forehead bigger than aspen lardes?

Dan Shea is a Las Vegas polymath whose areas of interest include invention, drawing, painting, sculpture, architecture, science, music, mathematics, engineering, literature, anatomy, geology, astronomy, botany, paleontology and cartography.

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Thoughts on the latest tweet from the newest MMA phenom Dillon Danis?

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1162823174440046592?s=21

Absolute UNIT.

i invented the aspen lard meme

Le big black man is comparable to world class strongman

And he was never 400lbs +

like 350lbs at most.

WTF is that shit? That looks like Curitiba vomit.

Buddy we get it, you have some faggy ass fascination with giant 500lb men, unlike you I'm not a homossexual and can see that just because some fucking giant can lift up a truck or whatever, that doesn't mean he can win against the ufc heavyweight champiom ffs

>More carbs than meat
Shit

I will suck a 724 pound log of shit out of dan shea's asshole just for the chance to lick one of his wife's gussets

Guess which overrated hypetrain this is

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no she did

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$18..for that...go tuck yourself.

Fuck might have to go get a carvery and chat with some boomer about their various ailments tomorrow

also a reminder 'don't get old boy, me bloody knees are stuffed'

Why does the khabib kid always look so disinterested in pictures?

Paulo 'natty GOAT' Costa

He's Bolivian though, so I win. Check the stats.

because she is extremely self conscious about her teeth/jaw

>that grandma wmma fight

Strongman are actually obese. The mountain from GoT (who won a world strongman title) is actually diabetic from being so big lol just because you're big doesn't mean you can fight.

not always

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because her father stole her innocence two years ago on a night like tonight, it was DC vs JBJ2

dan shea certainly isn't ashamed of his mouth he should give mini khabib some advice

Brittany Palmer

I prefer the Aspen Brapp meme

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I really want to smack her stupid fucking face. I hate her. She looks like a fucking muppet. A muppet I want to smack until she cries.

Don't mind him, he's clearly gay and retarded

what did she mean by this

was tony grabbing her ass?

lose weight

How would Devon Larratt or Denis Cyplenkov do in the UFC if they learn how to grapple?
Could they twist a mans head clean off
youtube.com/watch?v=2NXzFq3pGLY

For reference

I want to smack her butthole with my cock until she cries, if you know what I mean.

That doesn't even make sense, fuckstain. Get your own board, loser.

Dan Shea?

More like Can Gay

my bad.. very true, my apologies

>being obese means you can't fight

Idk if you're aware or not.. But Daniel cormier is technically overweight and the current heavyweight champion in boxing is technically OBESE.

LMFAO

not exactly, but close ;)

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Not sure I know what you mean.

TITS. BIG FAKE TITS. NOW.

Post your UFC walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=UceaB4D0jpo

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Bet365 just removed the prelims, can't bet on them. What the fuck is this jew company doing.

What was tony thinking right here?

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Seems like a beast of a guy

I want to lick her armpit while she gives me a handy

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their shook from all of the heem sharps and their $5 parlays

youtu.be/umdfhxXft5g

I’m english, I’m just out here discovering myself and slaying Latin girls

youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud1ETRmqtc&list=RD_Ud1ETRmqtc&start_radio=1

the 40 year old zoomer

Damn right! Thanks, user!

had a dream mike perry heemed robbie lawler. will post more developments as they happen.

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>it's a downgrade episode

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midnight
another hour until the fights
fhawe98fyh0qa38fhqp3ahp348gha;gb;p

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The fuck is wrong with that whore?

instagram.com/p/B1NRxbDnk3Y/

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youtube.com/watch?v=U3KNj1U8iZM

She is really showing her new toys off, if you know what I mean.

youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

>spammy is the mask poster
makes sense

think im finna get some Chipotle right now, maybe a few tacos, then later tonight for the fights ill get sushi. is this a decent meal plan?

y'all want anything?

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strongman can't fight see Oli Thompson

she's 25

Perfect pose for b-hole lick. If ya know what I mean.

I’d throat fuck Paige’s tits until my dick were bloody and raw.

youtube.com/watch?v=oaPFefh27s0

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Get me a muscle milk

dubs say yes

Are there any streams that you can watch on Android?

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Interesting, very interesting. Well.

I can hold my breath for 3 minutes, without breathing in before doing it. I'm a bit of a genetic freak, if I were you I wouldn't take the chance.

Do you realize that girl have been raped by the elite?

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>throat fuck tits
MFW

Yes

Both those guys are trained fighters though. Strongmen are just strong lol

instagram.com/p/B0pIauznFJr/
shes a sexual abuse Survivor

Yes,

stop posting britney spears you muslim loving war surrendering cuck

think im finna take a huge till in the toilet

Yes.
Lmk if this one works Ive got a few
youtube.com/watch?v=-mrkbrlJ_X0

Wipe your McGregor good.

...

I'd dab on every here

Paige VanZant is a cage fighter with fake tits.

Yup..... sounds like a rap victim to me!

Seriously?

It's not britney.

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Artichoke, grilled chicken over an alfredo sauce thin crust pizza

>Kazakh flag
>muslim loving
Are you a proxy or Russian?

Ngannou's dick is probably 3 feet long. my guy has the genetics of an African deity

LMAO imagine just sucking off giant corporations. that is so embarrassing

Toyo tires support BBC

Pls clap for your winner by affirmative action: Derek Brunson