/cric/

balls deep in coal and oil stocks la

shant go off-topic until a thread exceeds 500 posts lads

i got tired after making them all during the world cup

dividends

AFL is for faggots.

good lad

>Asian and African girlfriends
no
he only rises for fair(pink) skinned vaghoos

>oh shit you're right, my bad
All good lad
I am not one to deny things outright but rather see it at another angle and just honestly reckon this climate change bullshit is natural and agree with your points about people tryingtrying to capitalise on a fesr market

thinken about asian gfs lads

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Yeah I'll drop it. Cricket has got me in a pessimistic mood even if it has been a fantastic day. All this posting is leading to some elaborate capchas too.

Reckon Lyon should review one of these LBWs lmao

>the absolute state of aussie reviews

>African girlfriends
Grim.

wishing we didn't keep throwing away wickets lads

I shan't be making the point that off-topic discussion is genuinely an integral part of cricket commentary culture

based cricket team redeeming australia after the shameful display in the rugby

NICE NON-REVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>not reviewing that
fuck haha tht was a bit of a missed opportunity

>this umpiring

>the absolute state of umpiring this series

true that

Don't make me go back and find that pic of the ball 5 feet away from Cummins arm guard.

The climate is very relevant to this match, it's costing us what would have been an easy victory.

It looked like it was going way down leg in real-time.

going bald lads

same, taken the finapill and we'll see how things go

should all be hanged after presentation of the urn

>aleem darr
>not getting paid by his paki brethren in uk to fix the match
o I am LAFFIN!!

that got cancelled out by smith's review, australia are definitely ahead in the shit reviews department.

>an easy victory
>currently 84 behind
hmmm

Just become a world class spinner lad
That is my plan

I don't think it did. My concern was whether it pitched outside leg.

missed the umpire decision
was it aleem darr? bit unfair for enlgand to have a home umpire

Not even close.
Even your own fans were laughing about that review.

peanut butter toast for me

just accept it and go full bald, look how much better straussy looks now he shaves his head.

his wife died thats how bad his bald decision was

you can use their remains to top up whatever's inside the urn

sucking a golf ball

Feel he's got a bit of an odd shaped head myself.

nah don't want to sully the sacred ashes with shit tier ump remains

>tfw will probably never go bald but almost guaranteed to be entirely grey by the time i'm 35

Cricket Idea: Bowlers can either choose to use their battimg average to add to the run total or go out and have a fair wack of it to see what they score

human remains leave quite a lot of ash, doubt you could fit it all in that tiny urn.

BASED SMITH IS A-OKAY

crunchy or smooth?

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looks better than if you leave it in JUST mode.

no, be quiet

smooth obviously

*laughter track*

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Not sure you've thought this through.

>even asking this question

Captaincy Idea: Bowl CumGOD and set the field for short pitch deliveries

*dies in his sleep tonight*
Nothing personal

SMITH'S ARM NOT BROKEN

>no broken fucken arm

Business idea: bowlers can no longer catch the batsmen out HOWEVER they can bowl it again on the spot

did they really name their cricket ground after some mong looking new zealand singer lmao

cumGOD finally

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Goodnight boys.

right lads i'm satrving, gonna go get some mini rolls to see me through to tea, hope nothing happens while i'm gone.

Weird how nobody thought it was out live but it looks clearly out in the replay.

That's easily fixable with dye and not even necessarily bad if you've got a youthful face.

Yeah lad
Bit sad that innit

>keep rotating new 'bowlers' into matches against zimbabwe
>wait until a couple have scored double tons on their first match
>+400 free runs to every innings forever

get ready for a bruised fuckin arm

>hospital failed to catch a clot and Steven Peter Devereux Smith died in his sleep because of a massive stroke

Australia Cricket Board idea: getting a finger on it counts as a catch

bumGOD > cumGOD

sucking an egg

slurping a stew

greying will never not look kino as fuck
baling however will never not look absolutely pathetic

>comments bashing umpires on crickinfo
>the cucks running the show are defending them after what happened in the first test
If it isnt comments it is the commentators, fuck cuckinfo

Stuart Goingbald

Business idea: Scale the length of the pitch with the average distance of the boundaries.

snogging a nogger

>world's best test match batsmen... arguably
fucking retard

>NHS
But how does someone with a sore arm go to emergency and get an xray and back to the ground within an hour?

bIG brained thought of the day: (BBTOTT)losing the sandpaper has taken the edge off the Aussies. their batting, and fielding have been equally affected

Business idea: routinely alternating between proper punctuation to all-low caps in your posts to make people think there are more posters than there are and to think you're someone else.

Money lad
Ifnyou have it you go first

getting my straw slurped and eggs sucked by some english fag

agar would never have been dropped after his debut

kek i do this all the time. constantly am changing up my syntax and the kind of words i use as well just so people dont recognise my posts

Well fatguts is here to shit up the experience for everyone so time to wrap up the fourth day so we can all move on.

do it ALL the time pal

orchestrating a wank

do this frequently, especially in /nrl/

emergency here has a 4 hour target, and there's a triage service so anything more serious is prioritised.. since people are idiots and go for dumb things if you have a proper chance of a fractured arm/concussion you'd probably get seen a lot quicker than that

They're sponsored by a private health company. I'm sure they'd find a way in London.

Day starts with D, mate.

katy perry- hot n cold is the greatest song ever

NOBODY DOES THIS

just filter american flags

based ivan

>not already posting from 5 different devices with 2 using a foreign vpn
Cazzies need to leave
I run /cric/

but of course they probably just use private

Reckon England will save this match. Bad catching and shit umpiring will cost Australia the win.

Do this frequently. Also drop in some American spelling from time to time.

>balding however will never not look absolutely pathetic

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just want asian gf lads

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can't do this, only indian here

Think you need to consider what they want

we dont even care about cricket

>Tfw when you spout off about American politics on non-flagged boards and you use American English so they don't call you out.

Just alternate between proper punctuation and broken English. Also argue with yourself.

poo wank bum willy arse bender

embrace it lad, nothing worse than a gut trying to hold on to a dead scalp, wearing caps like it's cool. I know a few guys like that, shaved heads are masculine and sexy, girls think you're a yoga teacher or some shit

t. has a full head of hair but shaves it anyway

Yeah

reckon cumGOD should bowl a short one into stokes' fucking neck

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hmm could work

>and you use American English so they don't call you out.
That's just a sign that you've been americanised. Stop putting so much brainpower into burger politics m8. They'll never solve anything.

or you could just.... you know.... bowl short

honestly am not really understanding why they dont try bowl a few short ones? not even memeing about killing the english batsmen, it looked really effective in the first few overs

T.Pain didn't make the slightest effort to stop that. wish he'd fuck off

Not sure how well this will work for Lyon.

it is shakib bro

i miss rajibul posting

Did the ball hit the wood?

oooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo

i miss australia getting wickets

cumGOD will get one this over when he bowls short

he's not playing

that box looks comfy as fuck, would watch a test series in there

is cricinfo everybody's go-to source of cricket news (aside from Yea Forums)?

>when

yeah read it daily

statsgod is my source

Thought I heard something there.

why is 99 the most dangerous lead?

>(aside from Yea Forums)

girl getting caught looking at/gigging at bulges on the bus/train is my new fetish lads

I only use American English on /ck/ for shitposting purposes, otherwise it's Hiberno-English all the way so it is.

>playing cricket on a hill

the fuck are the announcers talking about right now, did I just hear cheech and chong?

hope sri lanka win by 10 wickets
would be a proper mog

nz cricket is cancelled

any lads here been to Pattaya? thinking of going on a 3 month bender in the new year fucking whores, I know I'll get fucked somehow in Bangkok and Phuket is average post new years, what do?

>Having to play cricket with a ground harness

bit grim for new zealand

>warnie talking about smoking weed in the corner of lord's dressing room
based

can anyone think of a way to get this batsman to play?

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are you allowed to bowl the ball short or is it against the rules or something?

nah that wouldn't work mate

wtf RP isn't a regional accent

Why is a Yorkshire accent liked so much more than a Lancashire one? They're basically the same.

What the fuck is received pronunciation of Bristol, its the least attractive accent there is

>southern irish
>welsh
>yorkshire
>geordie
>west country

what the fuck

oooo.... very sad...... for new zealand !!!

>all not -ve

So British people think you sound sexy. Could be worse.
Nah Essex is clearly RP.

If Tim Paine was English he'd be Tim Rain

how does that work then
she does know we still have to bowl them out again right?

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stumps

>West Country: 13

Is this like the ghandi nuke bug in Civ? So negative it looped back around

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If Tim Paine were a shit captain he'd miss reviews and forbid his bowlers from bowling short.

The burmmie thing is a bit of a meme imo, the scouse accent is far more grating.

Presume she meant a first innings lead.

they're both horrific

Good day that. Night night Australia.
Even injured Smith could probably bat out the day.

>rain starting with 4 balls left on the day
>stop play immediately
rigged

I like her the more I listen to her but she's not a mathematical genius. I wonder can she bake?

>Nah Essex is clearly RP.

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Kidding - used to live there. Not keen to return to that.

boring is just a code word for boring people mate

bullshit isn't it, we would have got 24 off them 4 balls.

Oh understood.

STUMPS!

middle class Essex accent is alright but even that's not as nice as Kent chavs

rajibul is the prophet
the messiah

every tip you thought he got ''''wrong''' comes true in the end. he is the final boss of cricket commentary. the sepiroth

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Lads why the fuck did we play pooen in the first test I bet archer could have won us the game.

>the irish are here

thread quality drops 100%

Why do people have such shit taste in accents?

Southern US >>>>>>>>>>>> those annoying Boston/NY area accents and the fucking nails on a chalkboard valley girl accent

Northern UK >>>>>>>>>>> cringe inducing posh southern accents

Yeah sure. The place wasn't all the desolate shithole I was told it would be before moving there but when it's bad it's bad and that goes for the accent too.

Archer was perceived as a one day specialist although lots of folk were saying that he could be in the test after bowling well in the wc. He did an 8 over spell today because Root can't count and he looked fine after.
He's also his name marked by the Kangaroo, cannot wait to see him at bat tomorrow.

archer was still injured, but still leach would have been better.

Archer was tired from WC.

>be me
>30yo semi NEET
>parents telling me being a train driver would "be a great job for you"
>Smith getting bullied by a nigger
>girl who wants to set me up with her sister didn't text me for her bday tonight
don't know how long I can keep up this bullshit lads, wishing for the courage to just sleep forever

youtube.com/watch?v=gL1audHUKtc

>88888888

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trash opinion, hope that serial killer pushes you into the canals

>>parents telling me being a train driver would "be a great job for you"

>sit on your arse all day
>decentish pay
>occasionally get to run faggots over

not seeing the issue here tbqhwy lad

fuck off Dad

me after clapping kiwi nonces mums cheeks
My feces
Clean them

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>>parents telling me being a train driver would "be a great job for you"
Is there actually a chance of that happening or is this just a case of boomers having no idea what the job market is like nowadays.

My grandfather was a train driver, it's a decent job mate. Just remember we are truly defined by who we are not what we do.

just thought about when archer struck smith and didn't immediately go up and kiss it better
the gentleman's game is dead, and jofra archer has killed it

based dq post

Shouldn't train driving be at risk of automation in the near future?

>Just remember we are truly defined by who we are not what we do.
That's what I thought but I don't think so. I have a nice job title but still I really don't want to be defined by what I do.

they talking about "oh I saw this advert in the paper today they're looking for train driver 90k a year, 12 months paid training"
I know they mean well and want the best for me and out of the house because I'm a piece of shit but I just want more for myself despite being a nowhere shitposting cunt, I'm just paralyzed like Smith almost was after that nigger ball.

new zealand cricket is a literal embarrassment
stick to rugby (which nobody except baby boomer farmers called keith like) and nightclub software
absolutely howling at the state of your fucking country

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I just want more for myself despite being a nowhere shitposting cunt, I'm just paralyzed like Smith almost was after that nigger ball
don't think you deserve even that lad tbqh

you keep talking back to me like that and there'll be no more tendies for you young man

nah unions will REEEEEE and delay it for the forseeable future

lmao like your opinion matters Cleatus, pull your dick out of your cousin it's almost UFC time.

gottem

fucking btfoi

12 months paid training sounds fucking great desu. I say get off your arse and try it, if it becomes unbearable then you can leave it. You've probably been told this before but having a little money in your pocket and something to do with your day is a nice way to be, then you get your days off and your holidays and I assume the rail over there has a good union and all that for easy conditions. You'll also get to travel about even if it's only in your city and get paid.

When will the burgers learn that they cannot win against poms or aussies

yeah it is. will probably one of the first jobs to go. anyway, massive money but its not even particularly easy to get into nowadays. loads of like posh uni turbo neek train spotters. they have a massive pool to select from

my dad 's been a train driver for like twenty years, not sure i'd want to even do it just really hate the idea of shift work

imagine a honest to God job going to some piece of shit cunt like this

user give it a go, if you like it then do it, if you hate it then you can do something else.

When they realise that they should ally with the Irish and stop hating on third worlders and brown persons for no reason, they will win the internet.

fuckin lol, destroyed.

For real though DC heems Stipe not gonna lie, but I can sense some jew bullshit that sets up a third rubber fight and winner fight Jones at HW because UFC is WWE tier.

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weeew I'm like totally DESTROYED lad just wow

SATAN
S
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When will burgers stop trying to be like us, literally no one in your shithole country says lad.

yeah you should probably never post here again

What do they say? Dude?

yeah you guys are right and the money sounds amazing for sitting on your arse, I'm just terrified of settling into a "decent" job and then waking up at 50 knowing I took the easy way in life.

I go to bed sometimes feeling my heart beat and think "this is going to stop someday" and it beats faster. I'm borderline off the rails

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Amigo.

Archer played through the WC with a side strain using cortisone injections and the fucking mong Root overbowls him

Discrimination against middul as usual
Brummie cannot be ranked lowly enough, it's that bad.

>so much SEETHE he doesn't even (You)
grim

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>I'm borderline off the rails
Get on the rails then bud seize your opportunity

it's ok m8 i'm nearly 30 and have only ever worked shit jobs with no sign of that changing
I'm doing accounting qualifications but I don't hold out much hope of actually getting my foot in the door

I was looking for my multi track drifting .gif but couldn't find it lol

>I'm borderline off the rails
Sounds like being a train driver is fate.

>the easy way
What other ways do you have in mind right now?

>take the easy way in life
don't think you are capable of even achieving that tbph

based alchy locks
fancy starting a business with me?

30yo here too mate, smile and optimism:fading

cheeky cunt

save money towards the end of the year when my shit job picks up then fuck off to any country with a decent exchange rate for 3 months

lmao STILL got him on a string

Don't be rude, dude.

well that doesn't seem smart given I am a proven fuckup

just didn't care for his tone heresounds like an entitled spoiled cunt

kek give up mate

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typical seppo thinking he can intuit "tone" from text while being barely literate lmao

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Don Bradman was a paedophile.

the amount of people about to be outed as paedo's will make everyone sad lad. Tom Hanks being a nonce got me. All those movies down the shitter, Spielberg is a paedo too.

The entire of Australia being outed as a nonce as well. Over 100 years of the Ashes, gone.

bowling shane

>Tom Hanks being a nonce got me. All those movies down the shitter, Spielberg is a paedo too.
hol up
sauce??

Well good luck to you but how have you got into this situation at your age without either having a plan or having enacted a plan? At least it's something though. You gotta take the plunge and actually do it though. It's tough leaving the comfort zone but it's worth it.

Haven't had contact with a girl in years lads. Miss it, but not enough to make a change.

Gone full degen, cranking it to traps, guys, girls, the lot. Very sad state.

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even in my most self-isolating, lonely years I never resorted to dickgirls
that's rough

i sniff coke and wank to jav every weekend

yeah for real, Nicole Kidman's father used to hunt kids for sport over here.

give it 6-8 months lad, drip by drip you'll see that

I honestly just don't care, I just want to sleep 12-16 hours a day, ride my bike and watch twitch/YT I pay a little rent to my folks but I know I need to get out, I just have no drive or desire to do anything or go anywhere. I don't do any drugs and my drinking is almost under control, I just don't want to contribute to this society.

living the dream

quit porn lad, the fact it's all owned and run by jews should be the biggest red flag.

A girl I fugged from high school started contacting me again recently and within a couple messages she's talking about how I tied her up and just looked at her, she's "happily" married for 3 years with 2 kids, I'm just disgusted with reality 2bh

but how likely is it that you, a random 4channel poster, have the information that spielberg and hanks diddle kids months ahead of anyone else? not very likely I would say

Yui shinoda singlehandedly shields the remnants of my heterosexuality from the forces of evil

mobile.twitter.com/hermanm36169986/status/1153331118399057920

never said I was a paragon of knowledge mate, just that I see things in the internet ether than make sense and knowing that for every rap multi-millionaire there is a Jew billionaire behind them, hollywood is worse.

this. suicide or not, old mate paedo kept some very high up company

Seem a bit of a lost cause. Hope you turn it around, if that's what you want.

Bro you're 30 years old. You can't afford to fuck around 'finding yourself' or 'following your passion' or whatever. If you haven't managed that by now it's not going to happen.

>and then waking up at 50 knowing I took the easy way in life.
As opposed to waking up at 50 and still being a 'semi-neet'? This is a classic case of the perfect being the enemy of the good. I think this is all academic anyway because a cushy overpaid job like that is just going to go to someone's nephew, but you need to try something.

meh. not going to pretend I am particularly devastated
is this literally a list of names who have gone to the island and had sex with underage prostitutes>

lmao who the fuck are you to tell when how to live my life on Yea Forums you dummy.
At least try and put a few seconds before your samefag posts mate

sorry mate this time it was a coincidence

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>lmao who the fuck are you to tell when how to live my life on Yea Forums
You were asking for help weren't you? Also I'm much younger than you and I have a career so have some humility, faggot.

>hey mum, look 'ere I used MSPaint!
cope

apparently, I'm cynical but will see what happens

sure mate

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He just seems like a bit of a dumb cunt that was just looking for a hug.

weren't you the wog who believed in climate change?
lmao

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Time for cric to sleep for the day

fuck up

>climate deniers

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chanderpaul
kallis
pitersen
asif
lara

the 5 most kino and brainful cricketers since the turn of the millenium
prove me wrong: protiip its impossible

shaggy- angel

hello zacy

>no Ian Ronald Bell

are you me?

>All of them lefties
amazeballs

england supporters booing smith coming back out labelled 'pathetic' by english media

based tabloid journalism

chanderpaul
kallis
pitersen
asif
lara

flawless

Joe root's cricket IQ is lower than his batting average

>average 48.9
not worthy of being in fag4

joe root has little beady brainlet eyes, bet he was in bottom set in school . reckon he probably got sent to the special needs room for lashing out at other kids

Any cricketer with an IQ higher than his batting average isn't notable.
Root's batting average could be 70 and to say that his IQ is yet higher would not merit a notification.

He is comfortably 4th at this point yes

They're the ones who crucified him for cheating in a child's game we're only doing it for banter

Cricketing IQ

African gf? When did this development take place?

It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and he bumped his head and he couldn't get up in the morning.

Sup

any slightly more niche serial killers to read up on lads
feel like I've done all the big ones at this point

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Man

The Aussies getting very-and-actually upset earlier over the light Smoth banter - someone who wasn't even really injured it seems - was a sight to see.

You probably know already but Adelaide is the serial killer capital of the world. Most serial killers per capita.

fuck up Archer, you literal NIGGER. You'll get yours soon.

I'd never seen so many Brit posters on /cric/, all stirring it

no need to be racist lad

get a black fast bowler up ya

can't blame you lot honestly, I'm seething but I'd be shitposting if the flags were reversed.

yeah smoth already ate once up his leech lad. time for bed

still absolutely incensed that a britWORM, who fields a team of thugs thinks he can tell me how to run my life while I shitpost at 4.30am. Disgraceful 2bh

I am still awaiting your apology for lumping me, an innocent poster, in with the one that was having a go at you just because our posts happened to be just over a minute apart

Australia will win this test tomorrow.

fuck up cunt I'll die before I apologize to the likes of you. you still owe us one for booing Smith after getting hit, weak dogs.

the fragile oz

The Aussies never apologise when they have been outed as being either wrong or just flat-out lying and it shant be changing here.

It is not actually fraud when it is done against South Africa, but it is commendable and should be encouraged.

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>The nickname was gained due to beer bottles left beside each body, which was the only link between the deaths.
How strange.

absolutely SHOOK over their treatment of Smith, unbelievable tbqh

literally shaking bruh

Shall be doing as I please you fucken softcock now piss off to bed.

India's most famous serial killer was charles shobraj. netflix-bbc are making a show on him
variety.com/2019/tv/news/tahar-rahim-bbc-netflix-series-the-serpent-charles-sobhraj-1203222083/

Shall be giving that a cheeky torrenting. Cheers.

My lads.

proud of everyone letting that hang awkwardly for a while

on my to the airport, shall be in grimland soon

ball tampering?

alchy b, aka the grim nonce rapist, on the second day of his bender?

Have reported this post to the ICC.

reckon i owe /cric/ a few words of apology for posting while intoxicated last night
lads, alcohol is dangerous. don't engage in drink posting.

drink bleach next time fat cunt

nah mate, all the bleach is in the pool anyway

didn't notice any change in post quality.
typically poor.

based me, then
i withdraw my pledge not to engage in drink posting

just don't post.

why not?

you know why

Talc powder mate.

shitty and obvious shop

>can’t get Smith out
>try to kill him
And we’re the bad guys???

suck my dick janny
I shaved my pubes janny, you already knew that after deleting my post about it though

Oh come on Bruce you're 2 threads late

Hola amigo

I was literally shaking
It might just be the most disgraceful thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Smoth is a soft cock

is there ANY argument that smith is literally bradman?

the names are different

Those numbers are pretty convincing.

Reckon he’d have dodged the draft if there were one.

Both afraid of the ball so you might be on to something there

The real question is why are neck guards not mandatory when people are getting knocked out and killed. It's like in motorsports when Dale Earnhardt Sr. Got killed and refused to wear a hans device, sure its not natural or even comfortable but if it stops you from getting killed then you should fucking wear it. I know smoth is autistic and can't even look at his own shoelaces or go 5 minutes without changing gloves but seriously nobody wants to watch a guy get killed.

INB4 rain

Donald Trump.

if batsman want to leave themselves open to being killed because of autism I think they should be free to do that
I mean smith even got hit right in the hughes zone and still survived, we shouldn't let freak accidents dictate the rules

Smith’s got a passable leggie

Almost no players wear it, it’s not just Smith
Hughes was incredibly unlucky

Both exposed to dishonourable bodyline tactics

lads this "don bradman dodged the draft" shite seems like a load of codswallop

Aussies just have selective memory about all the brave footballers that signed up

both are cowards.

Everyone thought the accident that killed Dale Earnhardt was freak but personally I don't see why people have that attitude. If Steve Smith had been killed today you would all be singing a different tune. Why even have that risk it's not rocket science.

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gotta take the missus out for her birthday dinner lads, any ideas? we like trying out new ethnicky kind of food, not really fancy Euro restaurant people

I don't get it

Try Latvian food if you can find it

might be a bit of a stretch around here m8

Smith lording over the entire country of Englel.
Sue from Teddington absolutely blown the fuck out

Idk where you are so if you give me a city I'll try find something interesting

OH NONONONNONONONONONO

HAHAHAHAHA

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Any Lebanese restaurant

Really sick of /pol/ and /leftypol/ (aka /brit/) shitting up based /cric/

Based. I recommend a nice big bowl of mujaddara, just like gran used to make. Skip the tabbouleh and fattoush. For me though, it’s the based kibbeh nayyeh.

was thinking a Lebo or Turkish could be good for a change. Never had Greek food...don't think i have anyway

>gotta take the missus out for her birthday dinner lads
>sit there and talk about the food and other people
fucking boring, dump her, go get a point of ice and some bourbon and go on a bender at the whorehouse.

Greeks own all the chippy-like places in the states. They’re all shit. Ethnic Greek might be different though.

But he wasn’t killed today, that’s the point. He was hit in the same spot and didn’t even get a concussion
There’s risk in everything, by this logic AFL and Rugby shouldn’t even be played

let me rephrase
want to take the missus out for dinner lads

Do you really think chads act like this you insufferable incel?

Why wasn't smoth wearing a HughesGuard ™

I thin kI may be partially dead.
Help me /hoc/
Call 911 now

>I must act like a chad
imagine living your life to a perceived societal standard of what is chad and what is incel.

smith reminds me a lot of myself. do i have the tism?

shitposting from church lads

But that’s you

>smith reminds me a lot of myself. do i have the tism?

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I had a vision of smith getting hit in the head last night about 5 minutes before he did. was pretty spooky

>nigger joins English cricket team
>tries to kill Smith
I can't make any promises about SFW language m8

based retard

woah...

Richo, you incel pedo. I ask: why do you stay?

Just watch Crime Investigation Australia episodes. Some stereotypes are true for a reason

there's a lot of Chinese, Japanese and Korean ones, some real weirdos in there

serial killers are only interesting if they're white

bindi is so cute

I didn't get to see much of Archer v Smith but listened to pockets of it on t'radio. To me it validates the stories the older gen have of facing the real quicks like Thomson, Holding, Roberts and the eras before. Bowling is such an unnatural action there's only so much sports "science" can do to make you quicker. You have to give extra credit to the pre-helmet, chestguard, armguard era of batters.

To think of Sunny Gavaskar facing all the Windies and Aussie quicks in a floppy sunhat and banging out centuries is worth a lot more even if he's far before my time.

T H I C C

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When you go on a rollercoaster, they take a picture of your face when it goes down the big drop so you can purchase the photo for some crazy price.

That cunt clearly being a smart lad and just taking a video of it, and the worker is sperging out trying to stop him.

Kek I never thought they would be that autistic.

Were those guys really that quick? Archer was consistently getting around 150 in his 25th+ over

Yes, id say even quicker
There is a reason the windies dominated so much back then, not just because of the bat

Richo’s rankings: 1 > 3 > literal shit > 2

gone from not liking Burns to having a lot of respect for him as a batsman
gritty tough cunt seeing out the opening overs, shame his team cant have the same attitude

That's the point i'm making. I'd have the same scepticism of past eras that i didn't get to watch but after watching Archer bowl, his style is so similar to Holding i'm convinced. Players play more matches with less breaks so all the sports "science" helps with that, but you can't coach raw pac

Most say Thomson was the quickest, and from seeing clips on yt the way the whizzes past the batter and smacks into the keepers gloves, i mean, fucking hell that's a no thanks from me.

what an odd thing to say

thought of a joke lads. dont want to get laughed at though, want to laugh with

go for it

Why did the eggs on toast go into hiding
Because he was a cereal killer

ahem

just matched with a girl from work on tinder.
what the fuck do I open with!

"Hey do we work together?"

just matched with a loser I work with on tinder.
how the fuck do I get out of this!

Nah that’s shit, give me something better

>tfw I’ve overthought it so much now whatever I say will definitely bomb

be raw lad. just say 'lets fuck'

Are you an ugly cunt?
Is she?
90% of what happens will depend on these two questions.

Different user here with similar predicament
>turn 33
>office has small party
>suddenly 21 year old new staff starts talking to me
>"Wow I had no idea you were older, you look so young! You do have this vibe about you though..."
>wants to hang out after work
Bruh, I've never shat where I eat, but I'm sort of tempted here desu.

>she gets clingy
>you want to bail
>muh rape

>she gets cold
>just a night out with the girls
>you get mad
>muh rape
dont #metoo yourself lad, just enjoy the tension. It will end

Approach it as just being friends mate. You're 33, you can keep it in your pants and be professional while treating this as a career development moment.

fuck the divorced single mums lad. easy as fuck, always trying to prove their value and you can bail on em, theyre used to it

>tfw /cric/ is literally the most patrician group on spuh

Thanks lads, unironically top tier advice.

Does /cric/ overlap with /wt/ (either the /fa/ one or the /g/ one)?
>These new shitters that cost US$280 and are probably replacing the SKX series

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>not having a GMT hand
shit tier timepiece tbeh

she feels sorry for you mate. baby faced wagie in a dead end office job

based MACCAS being open at 4am whilst other shithouse establishments are closed

currently tucking into an incredibly big brained chicken nugget box with a choccy shake

creasing at zachy right now lads
imagine thinking maccas nuggs are colon-safe but beef isn't

Some chav slags I follow on IG call it "Maccies" do you cunts say both and is it a regional thing?

jesus fucking christ that is cringeworthy
that's worse than calling taco bell "t-bell" (some slags from uni used to say that)
I would poke fun at them by saying they got "TB". I don't think they knew what tuberculosis was though. Which is weird, it's not like it's exactly uncommon among immigrants in this part of the country.

are there two watch generals on Yea Forums? grim just grim

business idea: two cricket generals on 4channel
one in Yea Forums one in /int/

I am /cric/

sup /cric/, they call me sebbo

they call you fatguts

No they don't mate.

>Iggs
no

t. bitchmond cuckstomer

I'm pretty average and shes a cute 7 to a light 8.

>fancy seeing you here!
too shit?
i'm panicking a bit here lads

seikos are NASTY NASTY SHITTERS anyway

big freo man actually

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BASED ARCH!

Lad don't even presume she recognizes you. Just literally be like "Hey I just realized something, don't we work together?" Even better it makes you sound less obsessed with her than what you're thinking of doing.

This lads.
This right here.
This is the motherfuckin' post.

thanks sebbo, sometimes you're not such a fat cunt. you're a good cunt :)

Sri Lanakan win is on the cards lads
Gonna be good to see another Sri Lanakan win, hoping they beat India when they play next

pushing it

>Oh hey! I didn't realise it was you when I swiped hahah, not that I'm disappointing 2bh

"hello my sweet baby I thought you worked in (x) department not the love department'

Can't help but feel Sri Lanka are on top here

haha didn't mean to swipe on you... unless... ;) haha
but no you're sexy hahaha

theres a certain pajeet level of charm to this desu

Why can't New Zealand spin the ball?

NEEDED to play wagner

here you go mate
youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk

When's Williamson going to roll the fingers for an over?

he doesn't want to expose himself any further

just imagine how shit he feels waking up everyday knowing he's only the third best batsman in the world lol

don't think that'd be that bad of a feeling if I'm honest

tfw he could get two more ducks in the next game and STILL be ranked higher than poot

collapse imminent

GONE

FUCK OFF

BACK TO THE FUCKING TEA FIELDS YOU TINY SHIT

based fucking wicket lads

>Sri Lanka require another 107 runs with 9 wickets remaining
New Zealand have this

pretty even contest now lads

Based Mendis working Somerville into a shoot

COLLAPSE

FLOOD GATES

ez win

OYE
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OYE
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is how i's done mate

Any streams for this NZ game? Or do they not bother even filming it?

*pisses on you*

yeah TV coverage ended after Kane got out in his 2nd innings

>he doesn't have Kayo

could use a wicket here

remember the autist from the first ashes test that was worrying about his family thinking he subscribed to sky?

Thanks mate, I didn't actually wanna watch the game anyway.

>calling a test cricket match a "game"

shut the FUCK up sebbo

this is the post

>think we'll go down to the park for a game of cricket

>think we'll go down to the park for a test cricket match of cricket

Nah pretty sure it's game mate.

based drinks break

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this is actually pretty fucking based

sneed

seb

wicket

excited to find out who's the biggest choker

wicket

pavement

there's no real way sri lanka can choke this

Australians are the worst

>poopeeland
Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

disgusting

...

based. you called it

Kane to take a quick 5 wickets, we still lose though

last resort you ask? a dramatic and emotional rain haka

who's the bigger disappointment this week, black caps or the warriors?

>browsing through the cricket comments on youtube
>all the Indians are angry about Joffre Archer busting Smith and laughing about it
>they're even calling for Mitchell Johnson to come back and get vengeance

This is what I like to see.

>google Galle weather
>29 and thunder storms for the next 100 days
wew lad, how do the darkies do it?

you

kane gave away more runs in that over than he scored in the entire test

we give them a hard time but deep down we're brothers in arms against the """""pommy""""" cunts tbf

karma will be swift for joffrey

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hope fartchers arm goes flying off and kills jos buttler with an ironic knock to neck

sorry I was talking about the iggs

just sense a sniff of a hint of a chance for a wicket here

looks pretty grim for New Zealand

>Targets of over 250 have only been chased nine times this decade, in Tests. SL on track to do it for the second time in three matches.
Are Sri Lanka elite?

New Zealand bowling weak

Would not want to have skin the colour of cum right now

probably needed wagner over southee

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it's a cummey

aren't new zealand basically historically sri lanka's bitches or am i remembering wrong?

Did we win the cricket?

I think you're thinking of >us

gonna lose by 7 wickets

>state of peewees
Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

7 more quick wickets here

need a santner 7fer

here lads

Santner is fucking useless

casual opinion

Glad I didn't watch it then lol

go watch the rugby instead ahahaha

a wicket for every three runs could do it simple as

2 runs every wicket now haha