so what exactly does he do?
So what exactly does he do?
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good numbers
Look like a smug
Nice digits
Lives rent free
licks windows
ABSOLUTE SCREAMER DIGITS
what is Yea Forums opinion on this clip?
He's just a 6 season wonder desu senpai
To be a better Peter Crouch.
World Cup Russia 2018 Golden Boot Winner.
most countries would kill for a striker like that
Scores some FAKIN goals
*mouth breathes*
i think he's a football player, not sure
Statpads against Burnley and has the delusional englisharia media call him the best 9 in da worl
Takes my boy Llorente's spot
God I forgot about that deflection
scores lots of goals and makes people upset
he fucks a chubby every night
*breaths through mouth*
it's weird, 10 years from now he'll retire having scored around 30 goals a season for 15 seasons and people will still say he's shit
Checked, but sadly wasted digits.
He’s a forward, thorgjokullstransdottir, so he needs people to get him the ball to do anything
only idiots will say that
scores a tap in and then gets praised by the commentators
Good thing there’s no idiots on 4channel!
>said to be the best number 9 in the world since 2016
>zero trophies now
>Tap in
Most brainlet term ever. Should he just not try to score a loose ball in the box? Should he take it out of the box only to dribble it back in to make it look nicer? A "tap in" means the striker was well positioned and correctly anticipated where the ball would be
This exactly
>That 'goal' against Panama
he holds the Guinness world record for longest time with mouth open
fuck his fat wife
>The destroyer of Brighton
Wins nothing
Surprisingly based for an American
It's fine against the Huddersfields but there's a reason you haven't really seen him score against any good teams yet desu
Kick the ball sometimes
>the Tormentor of Tunisia
>the Punisher of Panama
>the Conquistador of Columbia
He breefs
le run around and do nothing man
people will say he's shit if he scores 30 goals a season and win nothing for 15 seasons
???
He's scored against every top 6 team multiple times. As well as Juventus, Halal, BVB, etc in Champions league. Dont get what you're talking about
Very true, I wish we had a tap-in merchant in the NT during the last decade.
Retard
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