So what exactly does he do?

so what exactly does he do?

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good numbers

Look like a smug

Nice digits

Lives rent free

licks windows

ABSOLUTE SCREAMER DIGITS

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He's just a 6 season wonder desu senpai

To be a better Peter Crouch.

World Cup Russia 2018 Golden Boot Winner.

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most countries would kill for a striker like that

Scores some FAKIN goals

*mouth breathes*

i think he's a football player, not sure

Statpads against Burnley and has the delusional englisharia media call him the best 9 in da worl

Takes my boy Llorente's spot

God I forgot about that deflection

scores lots of goals and makes people upset

he fucks a chubby every night

*breaths through mouth*

it's weird, 10 years from now he'll retire having scored around 30 goals a season for 15 seasons and people will still say he's shit

Checked, but sadly wasted digits.
He’s a forward, thorgjokullstransdottir, so he needs people to get him the ball to do anything

only idiots will say that

scores a tap in and then gets praised by the commentators

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Good thing there’s no idiots on 4channel!

>said to be the best number 9 in the world since 2016
>zero trophies now

>Tap in
Most brainlet term ever. Should he just not try to score a loose ball in the box? Should he take it out of the box only to dribble it back in to make it look nicer? A "tap in" means the striker was well positioned and correctly anticipated where the ball would be

This exactly

>That 'goal' against Panama

he holds the Guinness world record for longest time with mouth open

fuck his fat wife

>The destroyer of Brighton

Wins nothing

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Surprisingly based for an American

It's fine against the Huddersfields but there's a reason you haven't really seen him score against any good teams yet desu

Kick the ball sometimes

>the Tormentor of Tunisia
>the Punisher of Panama
>the Conquistador of Columbia

He breefs

le run around and do nothing man

people will say he's shit if he scores 30 goals a season and win nothing for 15 seasons

???
He's scored against every top 6 team multiple times. As well as Juventus, Halal, BVB, etc in Champions league. Dont get what you're talking about

Very true, I wish we had a tap-in merchant in the NT during the last decade.

Retard

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